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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,180 --> 00:00:11,732 Previously, on "The Bold Type..." 2 00:00:11,734 --> 00:00:13,615 I went to the doctor and they gave me the go-ahead 3 00:00:13,617 --> 00:00:15,204 to start my egg-freezing process. 4 00:00:15,206 --> 00:00:17,288 - That's great. - Oh, except no drinking, 5 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:19,420 no carbs, and no sex for two weeks. 6 00:00:19,422 --> 00:00:20,821 I'm gonna need you to run point 7 00:00:20,823 --> 00:00:22,463 on the prom-themed shoot. 8 00:00:22,465 --> 00:00:23,464 - Screw this. - Bye. 9 00:00:23,466 --> 00:00:24,825 Oh, no. Guys. 10 00:00:24,827 --> 00:00:26,387 Okay. Hey, can you give me 11 00:00:26,389 --> 00:00:28,469 - ten minutes? - I'm billing for this time. 12 00:00:28,471 --> 00:00:30,471 - Is that the Councilman? - Councilman Reynolds. 13 00:00:30,473 --> 00:00:32,753 Look around. People need this space. 14 00:00:32,755 --> 00:00:34,274 It doesn't work that way. 15 00:00:34,276 --> 00:00:35,596 The developer's gonna put up... 16 00:00:35,598 --> 00:00:36,917 A luxury condo. Right. 17 00:00:36,919 --> 00:00:39,161 You really don't care, do you? 18 00:00:40,362 --> 00:00:41,642 ♪ Bullet ♪ 19 00:00:41,644 --> 00:00:43,443 ♪ Bullet ♪ 20 00:00:43,445 --> 00:00:45,325 - ♪ Hey ♪ - Left, right, hook... 21 00:00:45,327 --> 00:00:46,366 ♪ Here they come like a bee to the honey ♪ 22 00:00:46,368 --> 00:00:48,769 Left, right, hook, uppercut. 23 00:00:48,771 --> 00:00:50,490 ♪ Stick around 'cause they know ♪ 24 00:00:50,492 --> 00:00:52,332 Right, hook, uppercut. 25 00:00:52,334 --> 00:00:54,975 Left, right, hook, uppercut. 26 00:00:54,977 --> 00:00:56,296 Left, right, 27 00:00:56,298 --> 00:00:57,537 hook, uppercut. 28 00:00:57,539 --> 00:00:59,980 Left, right, hook, uppercut. 29 00:00:59,982 --> 00:01:01,501 Damn, Kat. 30 00:01:01,503 --> 00:01:02,862 You are going to town. 31 00:01:02,864 --> 00:01:04,384 Thank Councilman Reynolds for that. 32 00:01:04,386 --> 00:01:06,706 I mean, Manhattan really needed 33 00:01:06,708 --> 00:01:09,869 - another luxury condo? - Okay, now burpees! 34 00:01:09,871 --> 00:01:11,871 Yeah, you know what? 35 00:01:11,873 --> 00:01:13,873 I'm having surgery in 48 hours. Probably shouldn't do burpees. 36 00:01:13,875 --> 00:01:15,195 Yeah, and my shoes are untied. 37 00:01:15,197 --> 00:01:16,858 Oh, my gosh, so are yours. 38 00:01:32,033 --> 00:01:34,033 - [BREATHING HEAVILY] - So, once the eggs 39 00:01:34,035 --> 00:01:36,075 - are in the freezer. - ♪ I can have sex again ♪ 40 00:01:36,077 --> 00:01:38,718 - ♪ Hey ♪ - Man, these hormones are nuts. 41 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,760 It's literally all I can think about. 42 00:01:40,762 --> 00:01:42,762 - So, hey, I'm kind of like you. - Aww. 43 00:01:42,764 --> 00:01:43,963 Okay, warm-up over! 44 00:01:43,965 --> 00:01:45,845 Let's grab your gloves! 45 00:01:45,847 --> 00:01:47,847 [BOTH SIGH] 46 00:01:47,849 --> 00:01:49,088 [BREATHING HEAVILY] Did you know 47 00:01:49,090 --> 00:01:51,731 Councilman Reynolds... he voted against 48 00:01:51,733 --> 00:01:54,013 paid maternity leave and then cut funding to parks. 49 00:01:54,015 --> 00:01:56,536 - Somebody did their research. - This just pisses me off, 50 00:01:56,538 --> 00:01:58,097 - you know? - Well, that's why you're gonna 51 00:01:58,099 --> 00:01:59,779 volunteer for his opponent, right? 52 00:01:59,781 --> 00:02:00,900 Oh, hell yeah. 53 00:02:00,902 --> 00:02:03,302 Okay, now grab a partner. 54 00:02:03,304 --> 00:02:05,865 - You ready? - Uh, yeah, you should 55 00:02:05,867 --> 00:02:07,987 probably take her... 'cause of the surgery. 56 00:02:07,989 --> 00:02:10,950 - Okay. - Yeah. 57 00:02:10,952 --> 00:02:12,631 Okay, you ready? 58 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,353 - Yes. - Okay, let's do this. 59 00:02:14,355 --> 00:02:16,035 - Okay. - [BREATHING HEAVILY] 60 00:02:16,037 --> 00:02:19,078 Left, right, left, right. 61 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:21,480 - Ow. - Left, right, left, right... 62 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:22,761 Easy, Kat. I didn't vote 63 00:02:22,763 --> 00:02:24,843 for those condos. 64 00:02:24,845 --> 00:02:28,007 [PEPPY MUSIC] 65 00:02:28,009 --> 00:02:30,529 ♪ Yeah I hit 'em right now ♪ 66 00:02:30,531 --> 00:02:32,733 ♪ Right now ♪ 67 00:02:34,014 --> 00:02:36,615 Oh, my God. 68 00:02:36,617 --> 00:02:38,337 I think it's incredible. 69 00:02:38,339 --> 00:02:39,698 This is a great piece. 70 00:02:39,700 --> 00:02:41,340 It's being re-Tweeted like crazy. 71 00:02:41,342 --> 00:02:43,061 It's all over my feed. 72 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:45,063 What are you guys talking about? 73 00:02:45,065 --> 00:02:46,705 Have you heard this new short story 74 00:02:46,707 --> 00:02:47,986 in "New York Magazine," "Too Cold To Walk"? 75 00:02:47,988 --> 00:02:49,748 No, I have not. What is it? 76 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:52,030 It's all about how this woman was suddenly pressured 77 00:02:52,032 --> 00:02:53,512 during a hook-up. 78 00:02:53,514 --> 00:02:54,993 My friend from Columbia wrote it. 79 00:02:54,995 --> 00:02:56,635 We lost touch a couple years ago 80 00:02:56,637 --> 00:02:59,117 but I'm gonna pitch a profile on her to Jacqueline. 81 00:02:59,119 --> 00:03:00,959 Who are you writing a profile on? 82 00:03:00,961 --> 00:03:02,721 My friend, Kristen. She wrote this story 83 00:03:02,723 --> 00:03:05,043 - that went viral today. - Oh, yeah, I read that. 84 00:03:05,045 --> 00:03:08,046 So are all straights as pushy as this Jeff dude? 85 00:03:08,048 --> 00:03:10,088 Some of us are good guys. 86 00:03:10,090 --> 00:03:13,732 You are a rare bird in a toxic stew of masculinity. 87 00:03:13,734 --> 00:03:15,894 I think it's a little unfair to generalize. 88 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:18,016 Oh, and you... you're a serial monogamist. 89 00:03:18,018 --> 00:03:20,178 - You're not out there like I am. - Well, I was. 90 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:21,820 I am out there, and I'm just saying that... 91 00:03:21,822 --> 00:03:23,501 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I am, like, obsessed 92 00:03:23,503 --> 00:03:25,023 with the conversation that you guys are having right now. 93 00:03:25,025 --> 00:03:26,384 This is so much more interesting 94 00:03:26,386 --> 00:03:28,066 than some puff piece. Alex, please, 95 00:03:28,068 --> 00:03:29,587 will you write me this for the dotcom? 96 00:03:29,589 --> 00:03:31,029 Like, as soon as you possibly can. 97 00:03:31,031 --> 00:03:32,430 Well, actually, I was gonna pitch Jacqueline. 98 00:03:32,432 --> 00:03:34,072 I want it. I'll handle it. 99 00:03:34,074 --> 00:03:35,673 Cool? 100 00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:38,596 - Okay. - Jane, what do you have 101 00:03:38,598 --> 00:03:40,198 - for me this morning? - Actually, 102 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,560 I did have something I wanted to run by you. 103 00:03:42,562 --> 00:03:44,762 - Cool. - Um... 104 00:03:44,764 --> 00:03:46,604 [COMPUTER BEEPS] 105 00:03:46,606 --> 00:03:48,125 "Your computer may be infected"? 106 00:03:48,127 --> 00:03:50,047 - What is this? - Gee, I'm impressed. 107 00:03:50,049 --> 00:03:52,049 Looks like you've been having some adult fun 108 00:03:52,051 --> 00:03:53,771 - on your computer. - What are you talking about? 109 00:03:53,773 --> 00:03:55,773 - That's porn spam. - No... 110 00:03:55,775 --> 00:03:57,575 [LAUGHS] That's impossible. 111 00:03:57,577 --> 00:04:00,177 "Your computer is infected. Download cleaner now." 112 00:04:00,179 --> 00:04:01,939 - Oh, yeah, that is porn spam. - Yep. 113 00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:03,020 What? [SCOFFS] 114 00:04:03,022 --> 00:04:04,782 But I don't watch any. 115 00:04:04,784 --> 00:04:06,023 You don't remember watching it. 116 00:04:06,025 --> 00:04:07,945 You take sleeping pills? 117 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:09,627 I can go rogue when I pop a couple of those suckers. 118 00:04:09,629 --> 00:04:12,069 No, I... look, I don't watch porn. 119 00:04:12,071 --> 00:04:15,552 Well, someone who uses your computer does. 120 00:04:15,554 --> 00:04:18,555 [LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC] 121 00:04:18,557 --> 00:04:20,077 How's it going in there? We should head down 122 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:22,680 - to the studio soon. - Oh, yeah, it's fine. 123 00:04:22,682 --> 00:04:24,201 ♪ ♪ 124 00:04:24,203 --> 00:04:26,643 It's not fine. I can't zip it up. 125 00:04:26,645 --> 00:04:28,205 What happened? I got your measurements 126 00:04:28,207 --> 00:04:30,127 - from your agency. - I just got back from Tokyo 127 00:04:30,129 --> 00:04:31,488 with my boyfriend. 128 00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:33,490 - We ate lots of ramen. - Oh, my gosh, 129 00:04:33,492 --> 00:04:35,853 you were tinier than you are right now? 130 00:04:35,855 --> 00:04:37,094 Okay, maybe we can cheat it. 131 00:04:37,096 --> 00:04:38,695 Let me see. 132 00:04:38,697 --> 00:04:41,138 Um, nope. Definitely can't cheat it. 133 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:44,141 Okay, um, well, we only have the photographer until 1:00. 134 00:04:44,143 --> 00:04:46,463 Oh, my God, my agency's gonna drop me. 135 00:04:46,465 --> 00:04:48,145 I'm not gonna tell them, but if we don't 136 00:04:48,147 --> 00:04:50,026 shoot this today, then "Scarlet" doesn't have 137 00:04:50,028 --> 00:04:51,708 a fashion spread next month and then my agency's 138 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:52,709 gonna drop me. You feel? 139 00:04:52,711 --> 00:04:54,711 [PHONE CHIMES] 140 00:04:54,713 --> 00:04:56,833 Oh, crap. 141 00:04:56,835 --> 00:04:58,675 Um... 142 00:04:58,677 --> 00:05:01,678 [GROOVY MUSIC] 143 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:02,679 ♪ ♪ 144 00:05:02,681 --> 00:05:04,881 Take off the dress. 145 00:05:04,883 --> 00:05:06,843 ♪ ♪ 146 00:05:06,845 --> 00:05:09,846 Councilman Reynolds was golfing in Scottsdale. 147 00:05:09,848 --> 00:05:12,491 Yes, you can print that. 148 00:05:13,692 --> 00:05:16,012 - Hi, can I help you? - Linda Zephyr, right? 149 00:05:16,014 --> 00:05:17,774 - That's me. - It's nice to meet you. 150 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:19,496 - I'm Kat Edison. - Hi. 151 00:05:19,498 --> 00:05:21,177 - Hi. - Kat, meet Tia. 152 00:05:21,179 --> 00:05:22,539 Tia's my campaign manager. 153 00:05:22,541 --> 00:05:25,622 - Kat is here to... - Uh, just to volunteer. 154 00:05:25,624 --> 00:05:27,103 Great. Yeah, we could use 155 00:05:27,105 --> 00:05:28,625 all the help we can get. Um, I can maybe get you 156 00:05:28,627 --> 00:05:30,066 - a school credit... - Oh, I, uh... 157 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:31,868 I'm not in school. [LAUGHS] 158 00:05:31,870 --> 00:05:34,110 Baby face. I am actually the head 159 00:05:34,112 --> 00:05:36,072 of social media at "Scarlet" magazine. 160 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:38,074 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 161 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:39,715 Kat and I are gonna chat while you get back 162 00:05:39,717 --> 00:05:41,077 to the phone. Please follow me. 163 00:05:41,079 --> 00:05:42,278 Okay. Nice to meet you. 164 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,040 - You, too. - "Scarlet" magazine. 165 00:05:44,042 --> 00:05:46,082 - You must get quite the reach. - Oh, yeah. 166 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:48,204 Uh, six million on social. 167 00:05:48,206 --> 00:05:50,726 Not all of them in New York, but most. 168 00:05:50,728 --> 00:05:52,208 So obviously you want to volunteer with all 169 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:53,569 - your free time. - Oh, I'm just, uh, 170 00:05:53,571 --> 00:05:54,890 looking for something to channel my rage 171 00:05:54,892 --> 00:05:56,212 and depression. [BOTH LAUGH] 172 00:05:56,214 --> 00:05:57,933 Sounds right. Thank you so much. 173 00:05:57,935 --> 00:06:00,176 Um, so listen, we're actually having a rally... 174 00:06:00,178 --> 00:06:02,338 - thank you... in two days. - Okay. 175 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:06,101 Linda is amazing with policy, not so much messaging. 176 00:06:06,103 --> 00:06:09,104 I could really use your help with that. 177 00:06:09,106 --> 00:06:10,065 All right. I'm in. 178 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:11,587 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 179 00:06:11,589 --> 00:06:13,909 - Welcome aboard. - Thanks. 180 00:06:13,911 --> 00:06:15,311 [BOTH LAUGH] 181 00:06:15,313 --> 00:06:17,753 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 182 00:06:17,755 --> 00:06:19,915 What is happening here? 183 00:06:19,917 --> 00:06:21,597 Uh, well... 184 00:06:21,599 --> 00:06:23,078 think Ryan used my computer 185 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:25,761 to release some tension. 186 00:06:25,763 --> 00:06:27,923 You know, whatever's on that keyboard 187 00:06:27,925 --> 00:06:29,364 has already been in your mouth, so... 188 00:06:29,366 --> 00:06:31,286 That... 189 00:06:31,288 --> 00:06:33,609 - is a good point. - Hey, what's going on? 190 00:06:33,611 --> 00:06:35,811 Ryan pinstriped all over Jane's computer. 191 00:06:35,813 --> 00:06:38,093 - Okay word-play. - Yeah. 192 00:06:38,095 --> 00:06:40,816 So, um, you know, I just met with Linda Zephyr. 193 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:43,258 - Ah. - I wanna show you, um... 194 00:06:43,260 --> 00:06:45,140 - over here. - It's clean. 195 00:06:45,142 --> 00:06:47,182 I'm gonna show you... 196 00:06:47,184 --> 00:06:49,264 she's great, has a lot of amazing ideas, 197 00:06:49,266 --> 00:06:52,187 but just watch this. 198 00:06:52,189 --> 00:06:53,989 Hi, I'm Linda Zephyr. 199 00:06:53,991 --> 00:06:55,951 I've served the communities of Lower Manhattan 200 00:06:55,953 --> 00:06:57,832 for 30 years. 201 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,115 I worked with Mayor De Blasio to preserve over 24,000 202 00:07:00,117 --> 00:07:01,956 affordable housing units. 203 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:04,079 - When Sandy hit, I was there... - [SNORING] 204 00:07:04,081 --> 00:07:05,800 - Sorry. - [LAUGHS] 205 00:07:05,802 --> 00:07:08,163 Can we please focus? She needs our help. 206 00:07:08,165 --> 00:07:09,924 Oh, boy. 207 00:07:09,926 --> 00:07:12,127 [SIGHS] Well, I can... 208 00:07:12,129 --> 00:07:14,969 definitely give her a fashion refresh. 209 00:07:14,971 --> 00:07:17,372 And I could pitch a story about her to Patrick. 210 00:07:17,374 --> 00:07:19,374 Let's get our girl elected, ay. 211 00:07:19,376 --> 00:07:21,296 - Up top. - Yeah. 212 00:07:21,298 --> 00:07:24,098 So what was, uh, Pinstripe watching, anyway? 213 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:26,260 Actually, I don't know because he cleared 214 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:28,022 - his search history. - Mm, veteran move. 215 00:07:28,024 --> 00:07:30,144 You could still get it. 216 00:07:30,146 --> 00:07:33,147 Mm, I think I'm good. 217 00:07:33,149 --> 00:07:35,830 - Yeah, how do I do that? - Okay, SQLite open. 218 00:07:35,832 --> 00:07:38,232 Now we can see the URLs. 219 00:07:38,234 --> 00:07:39,193 [MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC] 220 00:07:39,195 --> 00:07:41,756 Shopbop, Shopbop, Shopbop. 221 00:07:41,758 --> 00:07:44,158 Guessing that's you 'cause it's basic as hell. 222 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:45,680 [ALL GIGGLE] Oh, here we go: 223 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,001 "polestarporn.com." 224 00:07:47,003 --> 00:07:50,364 Yesterday, 7:58 to 8:10 AM. 225 00:07:50,366 --> 00:07:52,086 That was when I was in the shower. 226 00:07:52,088 --> 00:07:54,368 - So efficient. - But, there's like 227 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,811 - twenty clips here. - Yes, finding the right clip 228 00:07:56,813 --> 00:07:58,893 can be a journey. 229 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,694 - Was this a bad idea? - No. 230 00:08:00,696 --> 00:08:03,257 - Click it. - Okay. 231 00:08:03,259 --> 00:08:05,139 - Yes, turn it up. - Oh, no, wait. 232 00:08:05,141 --> 00:08:07,141 We can't watch this on the Safford network. 233 00:08:07,143 --> 00:08:10,344 I have to email it to myself and disconnect from the Wi-Fi. 234 00:08:10,346 --> 00:08:12,146 Okay, Jason Bourne. 235 00:08:12,148 --> 00:08:13,227 [PHONE BEEPS] 236 00:08:13,229 --> 00:08:15,229 - [WOMAN MOANING] - [SIGHS] 237 00:08:15,231 --> 00:08:17,071 Oh, oh, flip it so we get the... 238 00:08:17,073 --> 00:08:19,113 the widescreen experience. 239 00:08:19,115 --> 00:08:21,074 [WOMAN MOANING, WHIP CRACKING] 240 00:08:21,076 --> 00:08:23,157 Oh, my. 241 00:08:23,159 --> 00:08:25,118 Okay, next. 242 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,080 [WOMAN MOANING, WHIP CRACKING] 243 00:08:27,082 --> 00:08:29,923 Next. [WOMAN PANTING] 244 00:08:29,925 --> 00:08:32,085 So Pinstripe has a very specific brand 245 00:08:32,087 --> 00:08:35,128 - when it comes to porn. - Bondage. 246 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:37,250 Yeah, that's news to me. 247 00:08:37,252 --> 00:08:39,212 Oh, crap. 248 00:08:39,214 --> 00:08:41,214 I have to go. 249 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:43,256 ♪ ♪ 250 00:08:43,258 --> 00:08:46,179 - Does that hurt? - Yeah. 251 00:08:46,181 --> 00:08:48,141 ♪ ♪ 252 00:08:48,143 --> 00:08:50,463 So I just got quite the email 253 00:08:50,465 --> 00:08:52,425 from the brand rep at Dana Jacobs. 254 00:08:52,427 --> 00:08:55,909 Apparently Dana saw the proofs and is "apoplectic 255 00:08:55,911 --> 00:08:58,071 at your handiwork." Her words, not mine. 256 00:08:58,073 --> 00:08:59,713 Oliver, I didn't have a choice. 257 00:08:59,715 --> 00:09:01,354 There was a model issue and a time crunch, 258 00:09:01,356 --> 00:09:03,436 and you said that you didn't want to be bothered. 259 00:09:03,438 --> 00:09:05,758 Well, consider me officially bothered. 260 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,240 But I know you were just trying to help. 261 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,202 And you will, by getting Ms. Jacobs 262 00:09:09,204 --> 00:09:11,084 - to approve the proofs. - You want me to talk to her? 263 00:09:11,086 --> 00:09:12,405 I don't have a relationship with her. 264 00:09:12,407 --> 00:09:15,248 I have my interview with Child Services 265 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,930 and then back-to-back meetings, so yes. 266 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:21,094 Look, Red, I know it might not always be apparent, 267 00:09:21,096 --> 00:09:24,257 but I am preparing you to have my job one day. 268 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,339 These are the skills that you will eventually need 269 00:09:26,341 --> 00:09:28,221 to be me. 270 00:09:28,223 --> 00:09:30,903 Okay, I'm on it. 271 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:33,266 [FUNKY MUSIC] 272 00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:35,147 Oh, Patrick. Um, do you have a second? 273 00:09:35,149 --> 00:09:37,229 For you, Jacqueline? Of course. 274 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:39,792 So, I understand that Alex 275 00:09:39,794 --> 00:09:42,955 is no longer writing up his pitch for the magazine. 276 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,878 Yes, well, I felt like a response 277 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,920 to a viral Internet story was better suited 278 00:09:47,922 --> 00:09:49,762 - for the Internet. - Hmm. 279 00:09:49,764 --> 00:09:51,163 Well, I think that thoughtful reporting 280 00:09:51,165 --> 00:09:54,246 always has a place in the magazine. 281 00:09:54,248 --> 00:09:56,208 Of course, Jacqueline, and I did not mean 282 00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:58,050 - to step on your toes... - Oh, no. 283 00:09:58,052 --> 00:10:00,452 - I just have a beast to feed. - So do I. 284 00:10:00,454 --> 00:10:03,535 And mine keeps this place afloat. 285 00:10:03,537 --> 00:10:05,297 Got it. Well, let's just establish 286 00:10:05,299 --> 00:10:07,139 some ground rules moving forward. 287 00:10:07,141 --> 00:10:09,101 Have your assistant ping mine and we'll jam it out. 288 00:10:09,103 --> 00:10:12,264 ♪ ♪ 289 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:15,107 And now I have this column, "Ask Alex," 290 00:10:15,109 --> 00:10:17,109 where I offer relationship advice 291 00:10:17,111 --> 00:10:19,151 - from the male perspective. - Cool. 292 00:10:19,153 --> 00:10:21,914 - It's a good time for that. - Well, I'm... yeah. 293 00:10:21,916 --> 00:10:23,956 I'm doing okay. I don't have every book agent 294 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:26,238 - in town knocking on my door. - [LAUGHS] 295 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,480 I'm actually blown away with the attention. 296 00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:30,842 - I guess I struck a nerve. - You know what? 297 00:10:30,844 --> 00:10:32,164 It's good that you're shining a light on this. 298 00:10:32,166 --> 00:10:34,246 It's true. Men need to be accountable. 299 00:10:34,248 --> 00:10:36,047 I'm glad you agree. 300 00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:37,809 Honestly, when you first emailed to talk, 301 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:40,974 - I thought you'd be angry. - What do you mean? 302 00:10:42,336 --> 00:10:45,216 The Jeff character... 303 00:10:45,218 --> 00:10:47,259 - Yeah? - Uh... 304 00:10:47,261 --> 00:10:50,181 Alex, I based him on you. 305 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,305 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 306 00:10:54,534 --> 00:10:56,004 - Jeff. - Mm-hmm. 307 00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:58,134 The character who badgers the narrator 308 00:10:58,136 --> 00:11:00,136 into hooking up with him... that's me. 309 00:11:00,138 --> 00:11:02,418 Uh, yeah. You and a composite 310 00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:05,181 of a few other guys that I hooked up with. 311 00:11:05,183 --> 00:11:07,303 But... 312 00:11:07,305 --> 00:11:09,942 forgive me, our hook-up? 313 00:11:09,944 --> 00:11:12,463 - It was consensual. - I didn't say it wasn't. 314 00:11:12,465 --> 00:11:14,350 And fun. 315 00:11:14,352 --> 00:11:16,402 - [LAUGHS] - Wow. 316 00:11:16,404 --> 00:11:18,114 Okay, I just... 317 00:11:18,116 --> 00:11:20,076 I don't remember it that way at all. 318 00:11:20,078 --> 00:11:22,422 - How do you remember it? - Well, I remember 319 00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:25,601 we were at Jenna's birthday party in Williamsburg. 320 00:11:25,603 --> 00:11:27,243 And then we went back to your apartment. 321 00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:29,165 Yeah, 'cause you kept saying it was too cold 322 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:31,487 - to make you walk to the L stop. - It was too cold. 323 00:11:31,489 --> 00:11:33,409 And is that why you wanted to come back to my place? 324 00:11:33,411 --> 00:11:35,411 Come on, we were having fun. 325 00:11:35,413 --> 00:11:37,093 And then we had drinks, 326 00:11:37,095 --> 00:11:39,335 and we watched TV, started kissing... 327 00:11:39,337 --> 00:11:41,177 Yeah, and I was okay with that, 328 00:11:41,179 --> 00:11:43,939 but I eventually did make it pretty clear that I was tired 329 00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:46,462 - and I wanted to go to bed. - I didn't stop you. 330 00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:49,505 But you didn't leave. 331 00:11:49,507 --> 00:11:52,067 And you kept saying, "Come on, we don't have 332 00:11:52,069 --> 00:11:53,509 to do anything." 333 00:11:53,511 --> 00:11:56,432 - We didn't have to. - Alex... 334 00:11:56,434 --> 00:11:59,875 you knew I had a crush on you since college. 335 00:11:59,877 --> 00:12:02,958 You had a great reputation and I wanted to be a writer. 336 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,200 - You offered to read my clips. - I'm nice. 337 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,401 I offer to read everybody's clips... 338 00:12:06,403 --> 00:12:09,084 - men included. - Yeah, and in the moment 339 00:12:09,086 --> 00:12:12,568 I was worried that that was... 340 00:12:12,570 --> 00:12:14,209 conditional. 341 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:18,133 [TENSE MUSIC] 342 00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:22,137 I gotta say, I resent the implication of that. 343 00:12:22,139 --> 00:12:23,098 ♪ ♪ 344 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,860 Come on. 345 00:12:24,862 --> 00:12:26,942 If you're being really honest with yourself, 346 00:12:26,944 --> 00:12:29,304 you kind of knew what you were doing. 347 00:12:29,306 --> 00:12:32,267 ♪ ♪ 348 00:12:32,269 --> 00:12:35,310 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 349 00:12:35,312 --> 00:12:37,392 - Hi. - Hey. 350 00:12:37,394 --> 00:12:40,075 - How'd the game go? - Amazing. 351 00:12:40,077 --> 00:12:42,277 We've advanced to the semis. 352 00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:45,400 [MAN AND WOMAN SINGING INDISTINCTLY] 353 00:12:45,402 --> 00:12:47,322 - You stink. - Yeah, that's the stench 354 00:12:47,324 --> 00:12:48,603 - of victory. - [LAUGHS] 355 00:12:48,605 --> 00:12:49,644 I'm gonna go jump in the shower. 356 00:12:49,646 --> 00:12:51,206 Cool. 357 00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:54,050 I'll try not to jerk off while you're in there. 358 00:12:56,413 --> 00:12:58,213 Seriously, Ryan? 359 00:12:58,215 --> 00:13:00,094 - On my computer? - [SIGHS] 360 00:13:00,096 --> 00:13:02,136 Patrick saw pop-ups, so thanks for that. 361 00:13:02,138 --> 00:13:04,218 I'm sorry, uh... 362 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:07,221 I didn't have my laptop with me and, you know, 363 00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:09,664 watching on a phone is depressing. 364 00:13:09,666 --> 00:13:12,306 Maybe once I get one with a bigger screen. 365 00:13:12,308 --> 00:13:13,708 Jane, come on. 366 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,189 We're not even having sex right now. 367 00:13:15,191 --> 00:13:18,112 - I just... I got the urge. - [LAUGHS] 368 00:13:18,114 --> 00:13:21,275 I know we're not, but I want to be included. 369 00:13:21,277 --> 00:13:24,601 Why did you never tell me that you're into... 370 00:13:26,402 --> 00:13:29,365 - What am I into? - [IMITATES WHIP CRACKING] 371 00:13:31,647 --> 00:13:34,288 I mean, I... I could just... 372 00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:36,210 - I could change things up. - Hey, hey. 373 00:13:36,212 --> 00:13:37,691 No, no. You know we have 374 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,333 an amazing sex life. 375 00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:42,498 It's what works for you... and me, too. 376 00:13:43,659 --> 00:13:46,182 Do you think I'm vanilla? 377 00:13:48,224 --> 00:13:50,144 - That's not a bad thing. - So, what? 378 00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:52,706 There's just, like, a whole world of kinky stuff 379 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,029 that you're into that you just assume I'm not? 380 00:13:55,031 --> 00:13:57,511 Are there things that you want to explore 381 00:13:57,513 --> 00:13:59,153 that you haven't told me about? 382 00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:01,074 Yeah. 383 00:14:01,076 --> 00:14:03,477 - Tons of stuff. - Okay. 384 00:14:03,479 --> 00:14:05,481 Like what? 385 00:14:07,643 --> 00:14:09,202 Oh, my God. 386 00:14:09,204 --> 00:14:11,204 - I'm vanilla. - Yes, but you are 387 00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:14,328 - the tastiest vanilla. - [LAUGHS] 388 00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,690 [MELLOW MUSIC] 389 00:14:16,692 --> 00:14:20,013 Oh, just the man I wanted to see. 390 00:14:20,015 --> 00:14:22,978 Did you friend give you any color for the story? 391 00:14:24,019 --> 00:14:26,219 Yeah, I'm not writing that anymore. 392 00:14:26,221 --> 00:14:28,502 Oh, really? Why? 393 00:14:28,504 --> 00:14:30,223 You know I went to bat for this one. 394 00:14:30,225 --> 00:14:32,626 Sorry, it's just not going to work. 395 00:14:32,628 --> 00:14:34,988 Okay, uh, is something going on? 396 00:14:34,990 --> 00:14:37,631 No, I just don't think that there's a story there. 397 00:14:37,633 --> 00:14:39,192 Mm. 398 00:14:39,194 --> 00:14:40,794 Okay, well, if you're not interested, 399 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,158 maybe Jane here can take point. 400 00:14:44,039 --> 00:14:46,079 Oh, great. Another story about how men 401 00:14:46,081 --> 00:14:48,281 are the worst. 402 00:14:48,283 --> 00:14:51,644 - What just happened? - Nothing. 403 00:14:51,646 --> 00:14:53,806 Hi, this is Sutton Brady calling to make sure 404 00:14:53,808 --> 00:14:57,210 that Dana Jacobs received the flowers and champagne. 405 00:14:57,212 --> 00:14:59,132 Sure, you can call me back. Thanks. 406 00:14:59,134 --> 00:15:00,333 [PHONE BEEPS] 407 00:15:00,335 --> 00:15:01,774 Gotta say, I didn't get into fashion 408 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,136 for the hand-holding and the ego stroking. 409 00:15:03,138 --> 00:15:04,737 Yeah, but you're an assistant right now. 410 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,579 - Once you get promoted... - It'll get worse. 411 00:15:06,581 --> 00:15:08,141 Oliver has three meetings today. 412 00:15:08,143 --> 00:15:09,742 Do you know how many of them have to do with clothes? 413 00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:11,424 Zero. 414 00:15:11,426 --> 00:15:13,466 Kat, thank you so much for coming. 415 00:15:13,468 --> 00:15:15,107 Of course. Uh, this is Sutton. 416 00:15:15,109 --> 00:15:17,069 - Hi, how are you? - Good. 417 00:15:17,071 --> 00:15:19,392 She's pulled some amazing pieces 418 00:15:19,394 --> 00:15:21,754 that we think will be perfect for the rally. 419 00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:24,036 I don't think it's necessary, but... 420 00:15:24,038 --> 00:15:26,158 if you say so. 421 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,280 I promise I won't put you in anything you don't love. 422 00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:29,842 Okay. 423 00:15:29,844 --> 00:15:32,044 Oh, my God, Janice Goodwin. 424 00:15:32,046 --> 00:15:33,606 - Excuse me. - Sure. 425 00:15:33,608 --> 00:15:35,127 She's really helped the neighborhood. 426 00:15:35,129 --> 00:15:36,689 She helped Janice with a bogus rent hike. 427 00:15:36,691 --> 00:15:38,250 Oh, you know what? This would be perfect 428 00:15:38,252 --> 00:15:40,412 - for her socials. - Thank you. 429 00:15:40,414 --> 00:15:42,134 - Thank you so much. - Thank you. 430 00:15:42,136 --> 00:15:44,336 She wants to volunteer for the campaign. 431 00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:46,258 What did she say her name was? 432 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:48,060 - Oh, you're posting that? - Yeah, I think it's great 433 00:15:48,062 --> 00:15:49,301 for people to see you connecting 434 00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:51,183 - with your constituents. - I agree, 435 00:15:51,185 --> 00:15:52,865 but not without her consent. 436 00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:55,667 - Where were we? - Jackets. 437 00:15:55,669 --> 00:15:57,149 Have fun. 438 00:15:57,151 --> 00:15:59,151 So, uh, Linda has 439 00:15:59,153 --> 00:16:01,753 a lot of thoughts when it comes to social media. 440 00:16:01,755 --> 00:16:03,795 Oh, yes. This is why we need you. 441 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,317 - Yeah. - Yeah. 442 00:16:05,319 --> 00:16:06,798 I'm so sorry to cut this short. 443 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,560 I have to go. I've been summoned 444 00:16:08,562 --> 00:16:11,123 - by David Jacobs. - Oh. Good luck. 445 00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:13,125 ♪ ♪ 446 00:16:13,127 --> 00:16:14,846 Sutton Brady. 447 00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:16,328 I hear you have a release for me. 448 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,572 Have a seat. 449 00:16:19,773 --> 00:16:23,175 So, you're the one who ruined my dress. 450 00:16:23,177 --> 00:16:25,577 It never would have happened if I didn't have an issue 451 00:16:25,579 --> 00:16:27,779 - with the model. - That's not my problem. 452 00:16:27,781 --> 00:16:30,742 You redesigned something that I spent a year perfecting. 453 00:16:30,744 --> 00:16:34,187 Oh, I wouldn't say that I redesigned it. 454 00:16:35,909 --> 00:16:38,071 What would you say? 455 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:40,792 I would say that I took 456 00:16:40,794 --> 00:16:42,754 your perfect silhouette 457 00:16:42,756 --> 00:16:46,678 and added a touch of playful geometry... 458 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,360 again, out of necessity... but that the spirit 459 00:16:49,362 --> 00:16:51,564 of the garment remained intact. 460 00:16:54,567 --> 00:16:56,768 You clearly enjoyed redesigning my dress, 461 00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:58,730 Ms. Brady, but what you don't understand 462 00:16:58,732 --> 00:17:00,772 is that by printing those photos, 463 00:17:00,774 --> 00:17:03,254 women will go to the store expecting to purchase something 464 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,496 that does not exist, which means I have to phone 465 00:17:05,498 --> 00:17:07,458 my factory in China and make changes 466 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:10,501 to the production run, which is a huge pain in my ass. 467 00:17:10,503 --> 00:17:11,903 [MELLOW MUSIC] 468 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:13,784 Oh. 469 00:17:13,786 --> 00:17:15,146 You're lucky they look good enough 470 00:17:15,148 --> 00:17:17,468 to make it worth it. 471 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,350 ♪ ♪ 472 00:17:19,352 --> 00:17:20,791 You want to design? 473 00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:22,633 Be a designer. 474 00:17:22,635 --> 00:17:25,798 But don't pull this shit again. 475 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,133 "If you want to design, be a designer, 476 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,455 but don't pull this shit again." 477 00:17:34,457 --> 00:17:36,818 - What? - A very intense experience. 478 00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,900 She seems so extra. 479 00:17:38,902 --> 00:17:41,943 She is, but I kind of enjoyed making the dress. 480 00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:43,584 - You did? - Yeah. 481 00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:44,906 - Do you want to be a designer? - I don't know. 482 00:17:44,908 --> 00:17:46,948 I haven't really thought about it until now. 483 00:17:46,950 --> 00:17:48,629 [PHONE BUZZES] 484 00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:49,911 Okay, I gotta go. 485 00:17:49,913 --> 00:17:52,753 I'm gonna swing by, uh, Tia's on my way home. 486 00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:54,956 You know I did take a little spin through 487 00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:56,717 - Tia's Instagram last night. - How was it? 488 00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:59,480 - "Spin." - She seems to be very single. 489 00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:01,322 Well, look, it really doesn't matter 490 00:18:01,324 --> 00:18:03,526 because I'm still getting over Adena. 491 00:18:05,368 --> 00:18:06,847 - Wait, before you go... - Yeah. 492 00:18:06,849 --> 00:18:08,849 Need to know: 493 00:18:08,851 --> 00:18:10,611 What ice cream flavor would you guys say 494 00:18:10,613 --> 00:18:12,653 - that I am sexually? - Ooh. 495 00:18:12,655 --> 00:18:14,495 - Mm, pistachio. - Eww. 496 00:18:14,497 --> 00:18:16,417 What? I love pistachio. 497 00:18:16,419 --> 00:18:19,500 Well, Ryan thinks I am vanilla. 498 00:18:19,502 --> 00:18:21,502 [LAUGHS] 499 00:18:21,504 --> 00:18:23,263 - I mean... - Okay, fine. 500 00:18:23,265 --> 00:18:25,666 I'm not as experienced as you guys, 501 00:18:25,668 --> 00:18:27,868 but after I have my eggs frozen maybe I should 502 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,591 - start trying some new things. - Yeah. 503 00:18:30,593 --> 00:18:32,873 - Let that inner freak out. - Yes. 504 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:35,876 - Teach me your ways. - [LAUGHING] 505 00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:37,397 I am rock hard for this. 506 00:18:37,399 --> 00:18:38,879 Okay. [BOTH GIGGLING] 507 00:18:38,881 --> 00:18:41,882 How about you and Ryan watch porn together? 508 00:18:41,884 --> 00:18:43,804 There's some really high-brow stuff 509 00:18:43,806 --> 00:18:46,526 - Richard and I quite enjoy. - Oh. 510 00:18:46,528 --> 00:18:48,688 - Send me links. - Can do. 511 00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:50,570 Wow, you are gonna need a burner phone after today. 512 00:18:50,572 --> 00:18:52,532 I know, HR's gonna think 513 00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:54,534 I'm flicking the bean in the bathroom. 514 00:18:54,536 --> 00:18:55,896 [FUNKY MUSIC] 515 00:18:55,898 --> 00:18:57,938 Oh. I'm gonna go talk to Alex. 516 00:18:57,940 --> 00:18:59,259 He was weird before with Patrick, right? 517 00:18:59,261 --> 00:19:00,900 Yeah. 518 00:19:00,902 --> 00:19:05,945 ♪ ♪ 519 00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:07,587 - What's up? - [SIGHS] 520 00:19:07,589 --> 00:19:09,389 Seems like something's on your mind. 521 00:19:09,391 --> 00:19:10,950 Yeah, this is awkward. 522 00:19:10,952 --> 00:19:13,875 - Do you want to take a seat? - Okay, yeah. 523 00:19:16,518 --> 00:19:18,520 [SIGHS] 524 00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:24,924 When we hooked up... 525 00:19:24,926 --> 00:19:27,927 did you feel pressured or anything? 526 00:19:27,929 --> 00:19:30,211 No, of course not. Why? 527 00:19:31,332 --> 00:19:33,613 Uh, my friend Kristen 528 00:19:33,615 --> 00:19:37,016 who wrote the article in "New York Magazine"? 529 00:19:37,018 --> 00:19:39,939 She told me I inspired her short story. 530 00:19:39,941 --> 00:19:42,223 Oh, man. 531 00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:45,264 Yeah. 532 00:19:45,266 --> 00:19:47,947 That's intense. 533 00:19:47,949 --> 00:19:50,069 Yeah, I'm still trying 534 00:19:50,071 --> 00:19:52,553 to wrap my head around it. 535 00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:58,437 Can I say something terrible? 536 00:19:58,439 --> 00:20:00,279 [SIGHS] 537 00:20:00,281 --> 00:20:03,284 I feel awful, of course... 538 00:20:04,765 --> 00:20:06,765 But part of me is like, 539 00:20:06,767 --> 00:20:10,769 "Isn't what happened called dating?" 540 00:20:10,771 --> 00:20:13,852 I mean, we went out, we hooked up. 541 00:20:13,854 --> 00:20:16,575 She regretted it, but... 542 00:20:16,577 --> 00:20:18,097 [SOMBER MUSIC] 543 00:20:18,099 --> 00:20:21,019 If she was truly that uncomfortable... 544 00:20:21,021 --> 00:20:23,902 Why didn't she just stop when she wanted to stop? 545 00:20:23,904 --> 00:20:25,103 ♪ ♪ 546 00:20:25,105 --> 00:20:28,427 Exactly. I mean, she says anything... 547 00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:30,108 ♪ ♪ 548 00:20:30,110 --> 00:20:32,631 - We stop. - [SIGHS] 549 00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,633 Okay. 550 00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:36,635 ♪ ♪ 551 00:20:36,637 --> 00:20:39,918 Me, Kat and Jane... 552 00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,641 you see us as, um, 553 00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:45,003 strong, outspoken women 554 00:20:45,005 --> 00:20:47,367 - with our own agency. - Absolutely. 555 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:52,410 We have all been Kristen. 556 00:20:52,412 --> 00:20:53,892 I've been Kristen. 557 00:20:53,894 --> 00:20:56,054 Going further than I wanted to because it's easier 558 00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:58,056 than causing a scene. 559 00:20:58,058 --> 00:21:00,538 Feeling stuck in a dorm room 560 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:02,540 or some weird... 561 00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:03,942 Brooklyn apartment. 562 00:21:03,944 --> 00:21:06,024 Um... [SIGHS] 563 00:21:06,026 --> 00:21:07,465 ♪ ♪ 564 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,828 Stopping just because you want to 565 00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:13,031 can sometimes be harder than it seems. 566 00:21:13,033 --> 00:21:15,075 ♪ ♪ 567 00:21:18,118 --> 00:21:20,478 - Tia. Hey. - Hi. 568 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,120 - How's it going. - Uh... 569 00:21:22,122 --> 00:21:26,084 I'm looking at the Facebook RSVPs for the rally. 570 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,525 - Not cute. - Well, it's not over yet, 571 00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:28,966 - right? - Well, the last 572 00:21:28,968 --> 00:21:30,928 District 1 election was won by 150 votes, 573 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:33,050 - so it's not over. - I'm sorry, excuse me. 574 00:21:33,052 --> 00:21:34,812 - 150 votes? - Uh-huh. 575 00:21:34,814 --> 00:21:37,054 I've waited in a line longer for a cronut. 576 00:21:37,056 --> 00:21:40,097 Well, only 2,200 people voted. 577 00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:42,940 There's 230,000 residents in this district. 578 00:21:42,942 --> 00:21:44,862 And a lot of them are students and people our age... 579 00:21:44,864 --> 00:21:46,704 AKA not voting in primaries. 580 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,626 But they would with the right message. 581 00:21:48,628 --> 00:21:51,669 Enter Kat Edison, social media maven... 582 00:21:51,671 --> 00:21:53,551 - [LAUGHS] - Saving the day. 583 00:21:53,553 --> 00:21:55,553 - Okay, sure. - [LAUGHING] 584 00:21:55,555 --> 00:21:58,516 So how'd people get you to go to boring stuff 585 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,558 - when you were in college? - Well, I was the head 586 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,840 of the NYU Democrats in college, so I was boring. 587 00:22:02,842 --> 00:22:04,962 Oh, you went to NYU. 588 00:22:04,964 --> 00:22:06,844 Yeah, class of '14. Full scholarship. 589 00:22:06,846 --> 00:22:08,726 Class of '12. Very nice parents. 590 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,087 Yeah, you do seem a little bougie. 591 00:22:10,089 --> 00:22:12,089 - I'm not gonna lie. - Oh, thank you. 592 00:22:12,091 --> 00:22:13,570 [BOTH LAUGHING] 593 00:22:13,572 --> 00:22:15,853 - Just a little bougie. - [LAUGHING] 594 00:22:15,855 --> 00:22:18,535 Uh, I... what is that? 595 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:20,137 Uh-huh, yeah. 596 00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,939 Linda didn't want to wear any labels, so she got that 597 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,101 from a thrift store. 598 00:22:24,103 --> 00:22:26,103 Oh, no. 599 00:22:26,105 --> 00:22:28,425 [MELLOW MUSIC] 600 00:22:28,427 --> 00:22:30,107 [PHONE CHIMES] 601 00:22:30,109 --> 00:22:35,592 ♪ ♪ 602 00:22:35,594 --> 00:22:36,913 - Jane. - Hey. 603 00:22:36,915 --> 00:22:39,918 - Do you have a second? - Yeah, what's up? 604 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,920 The character from the "New York Magazine" story... 605 00:22:43,922 --> 00:22:45,922 - Mm-hmm. - What do you think of him? 606 00:22:45,924 --> 00:22:48,204 Is he a bad guy? 607 00:22:48,206 --> 00:22:50,126 Well, he is pushy 608 00:22:50,128 --> 00:22:52,889 and aggressive, and... 609 00:22:52,891 --> 00:22:55,732 what was that phrase that she used? 610 00:22:55,734 --> 00:22:57,814 [SIGHS] "He spent the whole night 611 00:22:57,816 --> 00:22:59,936 trying to get to the next level of the game." 612 00:22:59,938 --> 00:23:01,618 That. Genius. 613 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:03,179 Yeah, I don't think he's a bad guy, I just think 614 00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:05,622 he's a lot of guys. [LAUGHS] 615 00:23:05,624 --> 00:23:07,904 - He's me. - Hmm? 616 00:23:07,906 --> 00:23:11,628 Kristen, she based the character on me. 617 00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:14,510 What did you say when Kristen told you? 618 00:23:14,512 --> 00:23:16,592 I didn't believe it. 619 00:23:16,594 --> 00:23:18,715 I didn't want to believe it. 620 00:23:18,717 --> 00:23:20,196 Hearing somebody's perception of you 621 00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:22,198 that's so different from your own. 622 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,961 But then again, it's not just perception 623 00:23:24,963 --> 00:23:28,524 because I did things that made her uncomfortable. 624 00:23:28,526 --> 00:23:30,967 Yeah, but, I mean, you didn't do them knowingly, right? 625 00:23:30,969 --> 00:23:32,889 That's what's crazy. 626 00:23:32,891 --> 00:23:34,971 I didn't know. 627 00:23:34,973 --> 00:23:37,813 That whole night was so routine to me 628 00:23:37,815 --> 00:23:41,059 but yet so jarring for her. 629 00:23:43,941 --> 00:23:46,582 I just keep replaying 630 00:23:46,584 --> 00:23:49,825 all my sexual experiences thinking, 631 00:23:49,827 --> 00:23:51,987 "Have I alienated anybody else?" 632 00:23:51,989 --> 00:23:53,991 Okay, look... 633 00:23:54,832 --> 00:23:57,913 I know that this story isn't exactly 634 00:23:57,915 --> 00:24:00,796 what it started out as, and I understand 635 00:24:00,798 --> 00:24:02,838 why it makes you feel uncomfortable, 636 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,680 but maybe there's something here 637 00:24:04,682 --> 00:24:06,842 worth digging into. 638 00:24:06,844 --> 00:24:09,004 You'll figure it out. 639 00:24:09,006 --> 00:24:10,886 [PENSIVE MUSIC] 640 00:24:10,888 --> 00:24:12,970 [SIGHS] 641 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:19,960 [MELLOW MUSIC] 642 00:24:19,962 --> 00:24:22,763 Well, look at you in the big chair. 643 00:24:22,765 --> 00:24:24,364 - Suits you. - Thank you. 644 00:24:24,366 --> 00:24:26,286 [CLICKS TONGUE] 645 00:24:26,288 --> 00:24:28,729 Remember how in high school I used to sew my own clothes? 646 00:24:28,731 --> 00:24:31,171 - Yeah. - I stopped doing that 647 00:24:31,173 --> 00:24:34,094 when I got this job, and I kind of miss it. 648 00:24:34,096 --> 00:24:36,656 I've been so focused on the path that I'm on, 649 00:24:36,658 --> 00:24:39,179 I didn't consider that there were others. 650 00:24:39,181 --> 00:24:41,421 And now... 651 00:24:41,423 --> 00:24:43,743 what if I'd be happier designing? 652 00:24:43,745 --> 00:24:46,306 Am I crazy to be thinking about this? 653 00:24:46,308 --> 00:24:48,708 Did I ever tell you about the time I almost 654 00:24:48,710 --> 00:24:51,791 dropped out of law school to join an Internet start-up? 655 00:24:51,793 --> 00:24:54,074 I just love the idea of building something 656 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:55,435 - from the ground up. - Mm. 657 00:24:55,437 --> 00:24:57,677 - What happened? - I got an offer to be 658 00:24:57,679 --> 00:25:01,120 a summer associate with a very prestigious law firm. 659 00:25:01,122 --> 00:25:04,043 It was too good to pass up, and I'm glad I didn't 660 00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:06,926 because, I don't know, 661 00:25:06,928 --> 00:25:08,968 I would never have met you. 662 00:25:08,970 --> 00:25:10,410 Never been here. 663 00:25:10,412 --> 00:25:13,973 But everyone once in a while part of me does wonder, 664 00:25:13,975 --> 00:25:15,655 "What if?" 665 00:25:15,657 --> 00:25:18,978 My whole point is: if you got that itch, 666 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:21,140 baby, your twenties is the time to scratch it. 667 00:25:21,142 --> 00:25:23,142 [BOTH LAUGHING] 668 00:25:23,144 --> 00:25:25,184 Hey. 669 00:25:25,186 --> 00:25:27,026 - Hey, Jane. - Hi, Richard. 670 00:25:27,028 --> 00:25:28,988 Um, I'm just heading out for the night, so I wanted 671 00:25:28,990 --> 00:25:31,030 - to say bye. - Bye. 672 00:25:31,032 --> 00:25:33,072 Um, will I see you tomorrow before your egg extraction? 673 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,834 Yeah it's not till after lunch, 674 00:25:34,836 --> 00:25:36,435 And do you need anything to get ready, or...? 675 00:25:36,437 --> 00:25:37,837 Uh, no. 676 00:25:37,839 --> 00:25:40,039 I just can't eat after midnight. 677 00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:41,801 But besides that, Ryan and I 678 00:25:41,803 --> 00:25:44,844 are gonna watch some of the... 679 00:25:44,846 --> 00:25:47,126 uh, Internet links that you sent. 680 00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:48,367 Yes, of course. 681 00:25:48,369 --> 00:25:51,050 - Enjoy. - Thanks. 682 00:25:51,052 --> 00:25:53,012 Bye, Richard. 683 00:25:53,014 --> 00:25:54,173 ♪ ♪ 684 00:25:54,175 --> 00:25:56,015 - Links? - Porn. 685 00:25:56,017 --> 00:25:57,936 Oh. 686 00:25:57,938 --> 00:25:59,258 ♪ ♪ 687 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,380 [WOMAN MOANING] 688 00:26:01,382 --> 00:26:03,382 ♪ ♪ 689 00:26:03,384 --> 00:26:04,703 [HEAVY BREATHING] [WHIP CRACKING] 690 00:26:04,705 --> 00:26:06,024 - So? - [MOANING] 691 00:26:06,026 --> 00:26:08,106 Okay, so her gigantic breasts, 692 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,829 they just kind of make me feel... 693 00:26:10,831 --> 00:26:13,031 - little inadequate. - Oh, you are not. 694 00:26:13,033 --> 00:26:14,273 Oh, thank you. 695 00:26:14,275 --> 00:26:15,914 You don't feel that way, though? 696 00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:18,397 Like, when you see his gigantic dong? 697 00:26:18,399 --> 00:26:20,158 Not really, no. 698 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,120 I just kind of imagine 699 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,042 having it, I guess? 700 00:26:24,044 --> 00:26:26,364 - So it's an aspirational dong? - Yes. 701 00:26:26,366 --> 00:26:28,246 - Nice. - Besides, it's not 702 00:26:28,248 --> 00:26:30,208 that much bigger, right? 703 00:26:30,210 --> 00:26:32,971 [MOANING, PANTING] 704 00:26:32,973 --> 00:26:34,973 No. 705 00:26:34,975 --> 00:26:36,454 But you know what? 706 00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:39,057 Sutton recommended some sites 707 00:26:39,059 --> 00:26:43,021 that are catered more towards female pleasure. 708 00:26:43,023 --> 00:26:45,143 Sex-positive, 709 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,145 affirmative-consent based. 710 00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:49,387 Kind of an indie, Sundance sort of vibe? 711 00:26:49,389 --> 00:26:51,109 - Relax. - [LAUGHS] 712 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:54,112 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 713 00:26:54,114 --> 00:26:56,434 ♪ ♪ 714 00:26:56,436 --> 00:26:58,116 It's definitely more natural. 715 00:26:58,118 --> 00:27:00,158 She's in control. 716 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,121 She seems to be enjoying herself. 717 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:05,203 It's a little bit slow, but... 718 00:27:05,205 --> 00:27:06,884 [MOANS, GASPS] 719 00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:09,487 - Bup, there it is. - [GASPS] 720 00:27:09,489 --> 00:27:12,492 [MOANS] 721 00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:16,454 - Take off your pants. - But you can't have sex 722 00:27:16,456 --> 00:27:18,856 - right now. - I know. 723 00:27:18,858 --> 00:27:21,859 [SAUCY MUSIC] 724 00:27:21,861 --> 00:27:24,862 [WOMAN MOANING] 725 00:27:24,864 --> 00:27:26,344 ♪ ♪ 726 00:27:26,346 --> 00:27:29,266 And now your shirt. 727 00:27:29,268 --> 00:27:32,269 [MOANING CONTINUES] 728 00:27:32,271 --> 00:27:34,191 ♪ ♪ 729 00:27:34,193 --> 00:27:37,074 - Now touch yourself. - What are you gonna do? 730 00:27:37,076 --> 00:27:38,556 I'm gonna watch. 731 00:27:38,558 --> 00:27:40,558 ♪ I think about you ♪ 732 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,040 ♪ All day ♪ 733 00:27:43,042 --> 00:27:46,083 ♪ I have to light up to get away ♪ 734 00:27:46,085 --> 00:27:49,286 - Hey, we have a situation. - What is this? 735 00:27:49,288 --> 00:27:51,328 This isn't one of the options I left for her. 736 00:27:51,330 --> 00:27:53,290 Yeah, well, you want to be a designer? 737 00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:55,092 - Job starts now. - What? 738 00:27:55,094 --> 00:27:57,214 Mm-hmm. Thank you. 739 00:27:57,216 --> 00:27:58,896 ♪ Feel the burn in my brain ♪ 740 00:27:58,898 --> 00:28:00,818 Soft lips. 741 00:28:00,820 --> 00:28:02,179 ♪ Pushing through the dawn ♪ 742 00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,981 ♪ Every day, every day, every day ♪ 743 00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:05,142 ♪ I was pushing through the dawn ♪ 744 00:28:05,144 --> 00:28:06,503 Hey, ladies. 745 00:28:06,505 --> 00:28:08,145 Hey. 746 00:28:08,147 --> 00:28:10,067 I know you can't eat before surgery, 747 00:28:10,069 --> 00:28:12,029 so these are for after. 748 00:28:12,031 --> 00:28:14,071 - Oh, thank you. - Sweet. 749 00:28:14,073 --> 00:28:17,114 And I apologized to Kristen. 750 00:28:17,116 --> 00:28:18,835 What did you say? 751 00:28:18,837 --> 00:28:20,997 I just said that I was sorry for pressuring her, 752 00:28:20,999 --> 00:28:23,320 and putting it on her to say no. 753 00:28:23,322 --> 00:28:25,041 Sounds like you followed the story. 754 00:28:25,043 --> 00:28:27,284 Well, thanks for pushing me to write it. 755 00:28:27,286 --> 00:28:29,566 Actually, I'm about to send it to Patrick right now. 756 00:28:29,568 --> 00:28:32,529 So what exactly are you saying in the article? 757 00:28:32,531 --> 00:28:34,010 I told the truth. 758 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:35,332 That I was Jeff, 759 00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,334 and that guys need to acknowledge 760 00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:40,377 that these situations happen way more than they think. 761 00:28:40,379 --> 00:28:42,218 Do you have to say that you're Jeff? 762 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,140 It's gotta be personal. 763 00:28:44,142 --> 00:28:46,503 More Dan Harmon, not Louis C.K. 764 00:28:46,505 --> 00:28:48,945 I'm sure it's nuanced and thoughtful. 765 00:28:48,947 --> 00:28:51,107 Yeah, of course it is... Alex is a great writer... 766 00:28:51,109 --> 00:28:52,428 but that's not the point. 767 00:28:52,430 --> 00:28:54,350 I mean, I can see the headline now. 768 00:28:54,352 --> 00:28:57,113 "'Scarlet' Writer Preys on Woman." 769 00:28:57,115 --> 00:28:58,995 Sure, people are gonna call me out, 770 00:28:58,997 --> 00:29:00,917 and maybe I won't get a date here or there, 771 00:29:00,919 --> 00:29:04,120 but if that's the price I have to pay to lead this discussion 772 00:29:04,122 --> 00:29:05,641 I think I'm okay with that. 773 00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:08,166 What if the price was your job? 774 00:29:09,087 --> 00:29:11,287 - Hey, Kat. - Hey. 775 00:29:11,289 --> 00:29:14,212 I'm gonna publish a story and say that I was Jeff. 776 00:29:15,173 --> 00:29:18,014 - Am I insane? - Uh, okay. 777 00:29:18,016 --> 00:29:22,018 Not insane, but these things tend to spiral. 778 00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:23,299 Take if from someone whose job it is 779 00:29:23,301 --> 00:29:25,101 to make the spiral. 780 00:29:25,103 --> 00:29:28,064 And as black man, you know there's an added layer. 781 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:29,585 - BOTH: Yeah. - Alex. 782 00:29:29,587 --> 00:29:32,350 Excited to read that piece, bub. 783 00:29:34,071 --> 00:29:36,232 Look, I think it's amazing that you want to do this, 784 00:29:36,234 --> 00:29:38,434 but just make sure you cover 785 00:29:38,436 --> 00:29:40,596 all your bases first. 786 00:29:40,598 --> 00:29:43,319 Thanks, ladies. 787 00:29:43,321 --> 00:29:46,241 - Thanks for the cookies. - Cookies? 788 00:29:46,243 --> 00:29:48,163 Oh, you got us cookies? 789 00:29:48,165 --> 00:29:50,045 Alex... 790 00:29:50,047 --> 00:29:52,287 So nice. Thank you. 791 00:29:52,289 --> 00:29:54,009 Unbelievable. 792 00:29:54,011 --> 00:29:55,451 [MELLOW MUSIC] 793 00:29:55,453 --> 00:29:58,053 Mm-hmm, rally's at 9:00 PM tonight. 794 00:29:58,055 --> 00:30:00,175 Okay, yeah, tell your friends. 795 00:30:00,177 --> 00:30:02,417 Thanks, bye. 796 00:30:02,419 --> 00:30:04,099 Watch out, Huma Abedin. 797 00:30:04,101 --> 00:30:05,500 [SIGHS] I'm just trying my best, here. 798 00:30:05,502 --> 00:30:07,142 Hey. 799 00:30:07,144 --> 00:30:08,463 - You are the best. - [GASPS] 800 00:30:08,465 --> 00:30:10,225 Thank you. 801 00:30:10,227 --> 00:30:12,587 You know, I still feel bad we're not coming with you. 802 00:30:12,589 --> 00:30:15,070 We will be at your non-surgical egg extraction 803 00:30:15,072 --> 00:30:17,112 - in spirit. - Thank you. 804 00:30:17,114 --> 00:30:18,593 How are you feeling? 805 00:30:18,595 --> 00:30:20,755 Uh, hungry... 806 00:30:20,757 --> 00:30:23,118 and still really horny. 807 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,200 Last night's porn really fanned your sexual flame, 808 00:30:25,202 --> 00:30:27,042 - didn't it. - Mm. 809 00:30:27,044 --> 00:30:28,643 Knew you had it in you, you little freaky bitch. 810 00:30:28,645 --> 00:30:30,645 - [LAUGHING] - Ow. 811 00:30:30,647 --> 00:30:33,208 Well, Ryan's almost here. 812 00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:35,170 Okay, well, look, I know you're nervous 813 00:30:35,172 --> 00:30:37,132 but don't worry. 814 00:30:37,134 --> 00:30:38,493 - Everything's gonna be great. - You're taking control 815 00:30:38,495 --> 00:30:40,455 of your future, and you learned some new sex moves. 816 00:30:40,457 --> 00:30:43,178 [LAUGHS] 817 00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:44,659 Well, I don't know who the father 818 00:30:44,661 --> 00:30:47,462 of my potential baby's gonna be, but... 819 00:30:47,464 --> 00:30:49,264 I know they're gonna have the best aunties. 820 00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:50,985 They are. 821 00:30:50,987 --> 00:30:52,987 ♪ ♪ 822 00:30:52,989 --> 00:30:54,268 [SIGHS] I'm gonna be the favorite. 823 00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,110 - No, I am. - Okay, shh. 824 00:30:56,112 --> 00:30:57,191 No fighting. 825 00:30:57,193 --> 00:30:59,313 It's not good for the eggs. 826 00:30:59,315 --> 00:31:01,598 ♪ Do-do-do-do ♪ 827 00:31:04,651 --> 00:31:07,091 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 828 00:31:07,093 --> 00:31:08,249 [PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 829 00:31:08,251 --> 00:31:11,576 Wow, great turnout for Linda. 830 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:13,336 Yeah, right? I, uh, reached out 831 00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:15,860 to all the emails I had from the Wild Susan fundraiser. 832 00:31:15,862 --> 00:31:17,261 - Kat. - Hey. 833 00:31:17,263 --> 00:31:18,743 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 834 00:31:18,745 --> 00:31:20,264 Thank you so much. 835 00:31:20,266 --> 00:31:22,386 Hi, hi. This is Carlos, everybody. 836 00:31:22,388 --> 00:31:23,788 - Hi. - Hi, Sutton. 837 00:31:23,790 --> 00:31:25,269 - Nice to meet you. - Hi. 838 00:31:25,271 --> 00:31:27,191 - We did it. - Yeah, and Sutton 839 00:31:27,193 --> 00:31:29,674 - has handled wardrobe. - Thank you so much. 840 00:31:29,676 --> 00:31:30,875 - Yeah. - No problem. 841 00:31:30,877 --> 00:31:32,276 Let's get the girl, right? 842 00:31:32,278 --> 00:31:33,637 Do you mind getting me some whiskey? 843 00:31:33,639 --> 00:31:34,678 - Yeah, no problem. - Thank you. 844 00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:36,240 - She's over here. - Mm-hmm. 845 00:31:36,242 --> 00:31:38,602 - Linda, Linda. - There you are. 846 00:31:38,604 --> 00:31:40,764 Hi, Tia. [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 847 00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:42,126 - Hi. - We got it. 848 00:31:42,128 --> 00:31:44,368 So here's the jacket. Um, I did take out 849 00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:46,130 the shoulder pads just to make it a little bit 850 00:31:46,132 --> 00:31:47,611 more modern, and I cinched the waist. 851 00:31:47,613 --> 00:31:50,454 And then, I replaced the, uh, plastic buttons 852 00:31:50,456 --> 00:31:52,096 with these cool vintage ones. 853 00:31:52,098 --> 00:31:54,098 They were part of an '80s men's power suit. 854 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,380 - Stick it to the man. - [LAUGHS] 855 00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:58,182 - I like it. - You wanna try it? 856 00:31:58,184 --> 00:32:00,103 Mm-hmm. 857 00:32:00,105 --> 00:32:02,706 ♪ ♪ 858 00:32:02,708 --> 00:32:05,148 - How does it feel? - Mm, good. 859 00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:06,790 - Wanna do it? - Yeah. 860 00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:08,872 Give me some love. 861 00:32:08,874 --> 00:32:10,434 ♪ ♪ 862 00:32:10,436 --> 00:32:13,357 Hey. You did good, kid. 863 00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:15,799 Hello, everyone. Thank you all so much 864 00:32:15,801 --> 00:32:17,200 for coming out tonight. 865 00:32:17,202 --> 00:32:19,202 Please allow me to introduce to you 866 00:32:19,204 --> 00:32:21,645 your next City Councilwoman, Linda Zephyr. 867 00:32:21,647 --> 00:32:24,648 [APPLAUSE] 868 00:32:24,650 --> 00:32:25,889 Thank you. 869 00:32:25,891 --> 00:32:27,931 Thank you so much for coming. 870 00:32:27,933 --> 00:32:29,452 [MELLOW MUSIC] 871 00:32:29,454 --> 00:32:31,254 Hello, Alex. Come in. 872 00:32:31,256 --> 00:32:32,936 - Have a seat. - Oh, thank you. 873 00:32:32,938 --> 00:32:34,698 So... 874 00:32:34,700 --> 00:32:37,300 - I read your story. - Yes. 875 00:32:37,302 --> 00:32:39,182 And, um... 876 00:32:39,184 --> 00:32:40,864 I think this is some of the best writing 877 00:32:40,866 --> 00:32:42,868 you have ever done. 878 00:32:44,589 --> 00:32:47,871 I'm questioning whether I should publish it. 879 00:32:47,873 --> 00:32:51,196 Just forget about your editor for a minute... 880 00:32:52,477 --> 00:32:54,918 And think about what it is 881 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,602 that you really have to say. 882 00:33:01,206 --> 00:33:03,366 Well, I talk about this stuff all the time 883 00:33:03,368 --> 00:33:04,767 with my guy friends. 884 00:33:04,769 --> 00:33:06,249 Over dinner... 885 00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:08,331 over texts... 886 00:33:08,333 --> 00:33:10,333 but never in public. 887 00:33:10,335 --> 00:33:12,335 And that needs to change, 888 00:33:12,337 --> 00:33:14,377 because that's how the behavior will change. 889 00:33:14,379 --> 00:33:17,260 - Absolutely. - However, I'm freaking out. 890 00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:18,941 I mean, these are weird times. 891 00:33:18,943 --> 00:33:21,824 People are losing their jobs over Tweets... not even new ones. 892 00:33:21,826 --> 00:33:23,866 And I've grown from this. 893 00:33:23,868 --> 00:33:25,508 Truly. 894 00:33:25,510 --> 00:33:27,269 [SOMBER MUSIC] 895 00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:30,633 But I'm scared that people are gonna come after me 896 00:33:30,635 --> 00:33:32,274 for something that I did in my past. 897 00:33:32,276 --> 00:33:34,797 But Alex, as soon as outrage culture becomes 898 00:33:34,799 --> 00:33:37,880 the driving force for editorial decisions... 899 00:33:37,882 --> 00:33:39,682 ♪ ♪ 900 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,483 I don't even want to work here anymore. 901 00:33:41,485 --> 00:33:43,005 [LAUGHS] 902 00:33:43,007 --> 00:33:45,527 And luckily, I... 903 00:33:45,529 --> 00:33:47,690 still like it here. 904 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:54,698 ♪ ♪ 905 00:33:55,779 --> 00:33:58,380 So you think I should publish. 906 00:33:58,382 --> 00:34:00,903 ♪ ♪ 907 00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:03,705 I think... 908 00:34:03,707 --> 00:34:07,309 this is a really vital piece of journalism. 909 00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:08,870 ♪ ♪ 910 00:34:08,872 --> 00:34:12,434 And I want you to know that if you do decide to publish... 911 00:34:12,436 --> 00:34:14,996 I will support you no matter what. 912 00:34:14,998 --> 00:34:16,438 But you're the only one who can decide 913 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,480 if this is right for you. 914 00:34:18,482 --> 00:34:19,961 ♪ ♪ 915 00:34:19,963 --> 00:34:21,323 [SIGHS] 916 00:34:21,325 --> 00:34:23,004 [MICROPHONE FEEDBACK] 917 00:34:23,006 --> 00:34:25,767 And finally, the landlords have to be checking 918 00:34:25,769 --> 00:34:28,049 for indoor hazards like pests and rats... 919 00:34:28,051 --> 00:34:30,492 - This is not going well. - No, it's not. 920 00:34:30,494 --> 00:34:33,495 Uh, but she looks great. 921 00:34:33,497 --> 00:34:35,056 - She really does. - Mm-hmm. 922 00:34:35,058 --> 00:34:37,739 I loved making that jacket. 923 00:34:37,741 --> 00:34:39,380 Thank you. 924 00:34:39,382 --> 00:34:42,385 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 925 00:34:45,749 --> 00:34:48,069 Thank you so much, Linda, for fighting the good fight. 926 00:34:48,071 --> 00:34:50,754 I would love to take questions. 927 00:34:54,477 --> 00:34:56,958 Um, hey, Tia. 928 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:58,960 Hi. Can I say something? 929 00:34:58,962 --> 00:35:01,282 - Yeah, come up. Yeah. - All right. 930 00:35:01,284 --> 00:35:03,286 Okay. 931 00:35:03,887 --> 00:35:06,848 Hi. Uh, I know we all want 932 00:35:06,850 --> 00:35:09,290 to get on with our nights, so I'm gonna try 933 00:35:09,292 --> 00:35:11,052 to make this real quick. 934 00:35:11,054 --> 00:35:13,975 A few weeks ago, the Wild Susan... 935 00:35:13,977 --> 00:35:16,497 one of the last lesbian bars in New York... 936 00:35:16,499 --> 00:35:19,860 closed thanks to Councilman Reynolds. 937 00:35:19,862 --> 00:35:21,782 And I know it's just a bar... it's, like, not that big 938 00:35:21,784 --> 00:35:23,544 of a deal, but... 939 00:35:23,546 --> 00:35:25,826 I loved it there. 940 00:35:25,828 --> 00:35:28,629 And the small things add up, so we should fight for them. 941 00:35:28,631 --> 00:35:30,831 And, yes, there are days when I wake up 942 00:35:30,833 --> 00:35:32,353 and I can think of a million things 943 00:35:32,355 --> 00:35:34,635 I'd rather do than read the news, 944 00:35:34,637 --> 00:35:36,477 but we can't disengage. 945 00:35:36,479 --> 00:35:38,038 I mean, we have to keep fighting 946 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,601 and keep supporting people like Linda Zephyr. 947 00:35:40,603 --> 00:35:43,043 who actually care about the community and the people 948 00:35:43,045 --> 00:35:44,685 that live here. 949 00:35:44,687 --> 00:35:46,847 It's marginalized voices, 950 00:35:46,849 --> 00:35:49,049 affordable housing. 951 00:35:49,051 --> 00:35:51,131 Because even though they want us to believe 952 00:35:51,133 --> 00:35:53,053 that we don't have the power to change things, 953 00:35:53,055 --> 00:35:55,455 we actually do, and we will. 954 00:35:55,457 --> 00:35:56,857 But you can't change anything 955 00:35:56,859 --> 00:35:59,341 if you don't get out there and vote. 956 00:36:00,022 --> 00:36:03,023 [APPLAUSE] 957 00:36:03,025 --> 00:36:06,026 [HOPEFUL MUSIC] 958 00:36:06,028 --> 00:36:08,030 ♪ ♪ 959 00:36:10,548 --> 00:36:14,399 [MELLOW MUSIC] 960 00:36:14,401 --> 00:36:18,563 ♪ ♪ 961 00:36:18,565 --> 00:36:20,926 [SLURRED] Hi, apartment. 962 00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:24,769 I'm back from making my baby egg popsicles. 963 00:36:24,771 --> 00:36:27,892 So, the anesthetic still hasn't worn off, huh? 964 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:31,256 I miss Sutton. 965 00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:34,579 [SIGHS] But I do like having two beds. 966 00:36:34,581 --> 00:36:36,661 [LAUGHS] 967 00:36:36,663 --> 00:36:38,943 [SIGHS] 968 00:36:38,945 --> 00:36:40,305 Here. 969 00:36:40,307 --> 00:36:41,946 Have some of this. 970 00:36:41,948 --> 00:36:44,869 ♪ ♪ 971 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:47,912 So, what are we gonna have for dinner? 972 00:36:47,914 --> 00:36:49,794 - Thai. - Yes. 973 00:36:49,796 --> 00:36:50,795 - No... - No? 974 00:36:50,797 --> 00:36:51,996 - Chinese. - Yes. 975 00:36:51,998 --> 00:36:53,798 - No... - Mm? 976 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,600 Sushi. 977 00:36:55,602 --> 00:36:58,643 How about, for one night only, 978 00:36:58,645 --> 00:37:00,925 I give you all three. 979 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,607 [GASPS] 980 00:37:02,609 --> 00:37:04,651 [LAUGHS] 981 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:09,053 You know what I can't wait to do to you? 982 00:37:09,055 --> 00:37:12,258 I can't wait for you to tell me. 983 00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:15,621 Jane? 984 00:37:17,463 --> 00:37:20,464 [LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC] 985 00:37:20,466 --> 00:37:23,988 ♪ ♪ 986 00:37:23,990 --> 00:37:29,073 ♪ Fire ♪ 987 00:37:29,075 --> 00:37:36,282 ♪ ♪ 988 00:37:37,123 --> 00:37:40,484 ♪ Fire ♪ 989 00:37:40,486 --> 00:37:42,966 ♪ I have something ♪ 990 00:37:42,968 --> 00:37:45,649 ♪ For your mind ♪ 991 00:37:45,651 --> 00:37:48,652 ♪ Fire ♪ 992 00:37:48,654 --> 00:37:49,653 ♪ ♪ 993 00:37:49,655 --> 00:37:51,014 Sutton Brady. 994 00:37:51,016 --> 00:37:53,337 Just saw that Dana Jacobs approved the proofs. 995 00:37:53,339 --> 00:37:56,019 - I knew you'd be good at this. - It was touch-and-go there 996 00:37:56,021 --> 00:37:58,624 for a while, but yes. 997 00:37:59,865 --> 00:38:02,826 Hey, Oliver, um... 998 00:38:02,828 --> 00:38:04,067 so I've been... I've been thinking about 999 00:38:04,069 --> 00:38:07,030 what you said to me before 1000 00:38:07,032 --> 00:38:09,835 about having your job one day. 1001 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:13,477 Don't get me wrong, that would be... 1002 00:38:13,479 --> 00:38:14,998 amazing... 1003 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,081 but what if I'm not so sure? 1004 00:38:18,083 --> 00:38:20,043 Okay, go on. 1005 00:38:20,045 --> 00:38:22,886 There's this other side of me... this creative side 1006 00:38:22,888 --> 00:38:25,528 that I've recently reconnected with. 1007 00:38:25,530 --> 00:38:27,971 It's a departure from what I've been doing here 1008 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,933 but I can't shake it, 1009 00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:32,415 - so I wanted to get your advice. - "Creative side." 1010 00:38:32,417 --> 00:38:34,898 - As in... - I think I want 1011 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,940 to be a designer. 1012 00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:38,421 Maybe. Do you hate me? 1013 00:38:38,423 --> 00:38:40,543 - Of course I don't hate you. - [LAUGHS] 1014 00:38:40,545 --> 00:38:43,466 And as far as advice goes, some people would say, 1015 00:38:43,468 --> 00:38:45,468 "Go work under some big designer." 1016 00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:47,750 But here's my two cents: you make something, 1017 00:38:47,752 --> 00:38:49,552 and you make sure that it's good, 1018 00:38:49,554 --> 00:38:51,194 and you make sure that it's you. 1019 00:38:51,196 --> 00:38:52,715 Okay. 1020 00:38:52,717 --> 00:38:54,077 - So what do I do? - I'm getting there. 1021 00:38:54,079 --> 00:38:54,917 Give me a second. 1022 00:38:54,919 --> 00:38:56,921 Um... 1023 00:38:57,562 --> 00:39:00,963 An old friend of mine has a design seminar... 1024 00:39:00,965 --> 00:39:02,084 more like a boot camp, really. 1025 00:39:02,086 --> 00:39:03,966 It's really tough to get into, 1026 00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:06,891 but I could make a call. 1027 00:39:07,932 --> 00:39:10,613 - That would be amazing. - And in the mean time, 1028 00:39:10,615 --> 00:39:13,055 you keep crushing it at this job and maintaining 1029 00:39:13,057 --> 00:39:15,498 these connections, because I can assure you 1030 00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,620 that it's a lot easier to launch your own line 1031 00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:19,942 with a "Scarlet" email address. 1032 00:39:19,944 --> 00:39:21,704 Even Vera Wang worked at "Vogue" 1033 00:39:21,706 --> 00:39:23,105 17 years before leaving. 1034 00:39:23,107 --> 00:39:25,828 You, my love, have got a long ways to go. 1035 00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:28,831 [GENTLE GUITAR MUSIC] 1036 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:35,880 ♪ ♪ 1037 00:39:45,169 --> 00:39:47,930 [MESSAGE NOTIFICATIONS] 1038 00:39:47,932 --> 00:39:52,134 ♪ How long must I wait here for ♪ 1039 00:39:52,136 --> 00:39:53,255 ♪ ♪ 1040 00:39:53,257 --> 00:39:55,137 [PHONE BUZZES] 1041 00:39:55,139 --> 00:39:59,781 ♪ 'Cause I'm not getting any younger ♪ 1042 00:39:59,783 --> 00:40:02,023 ♪ ♪ 1043 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:05,707 ♪ It's you and me against the world ♪ 1044 00:40:05,709 --> 00:40:08,670 - How's it going in there? - You've waited two weeks. 1045 00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:10,632 A few more minutes won't kill you. 1046 00:40:10,634 --> 00:40:12,754 You don't know that for a fact. 1047 00:40:12,756 --> 00:40:14,996 ♪ ♪ 1048 00:40:14,998 --> 00:40:16,037 ♪ How long ♪ 1049 00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:17,038 [HEAVY EXHALE] 1050 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,881 ♪ Must I know you for ♪ 1051 00:40:19,883 --> 00:40:22,043 ♪ ♪ 1052 00:40:22,045 --> 00:40:24,165 ♪ You say that patience ♪ 1053 00:40:24,167 --> 00:40:26,808 ♪ Is a virtue ♪ 1054 00:40:26,810 --> 00:40:28,490 - Worth the wait? - Mm-hmm. 1055 00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:31,012 ♪ But I know what it's really for ♪ 1056 00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:33,775 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1057 00:40:33,777 --> 00:40:35,176 ♪ ♪ 1058 00:40:35,178 --> 00:40:37,018 ♪ You think I got ♪ 1059 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,861 - ♪ The grace to hurt you ♪ - Ow. 1060 00:40:39,863 --> 00:40:41,903 - Baby steps. - Sorry. 1061 00:40:41,905 --> 00:40:45,306 ♪ How far is far enough ♪ 1062 00:40:45,308 --> 00:40:49,791 ♪ I'm always telling myself ♪ 1063 00:40:49,793 --> 00:40:52,794 ♪ That good ain't good enough ♪ 1064 00:40:52,796 --> 00:40:54,675 Jacqueline. I just got the invite 1065 00:40:54,677 --> 00:40:56,157 to your ten-year-anniversary party, 1066 00:40:56,159 --> 00:40:58,519 It's actually my ten-year- as-Editor-In-Chief party, 1067 00:40:58,521 --> 00:41:01,002 - but glad you got it. - So how long have you been 1068 00:41:01,004 --> 00:41:02,323 working here again? 1069 00:41:02,325 --> 00:41:04,125 Longer than that. 1070 00:41:04,127 --> 00:41:06,007 Good night, Patrick. 1071 00:41:06,009 --> 00:41:07,688 ♪ ♪ 1072 00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:10,051 ♪ That good ain't good enough ♪ 1073 00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:11,692 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1074 00:41:11,694 --> 00:41:13,934 ♪ That good is bad for my health ♪ 1075 00:41:13,936 --> 00:41:15,856 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 1076 00:41:15,858 --> 00:41:17,658 ♪ ♪ 1077 00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:18,899 [WOMEN VOCALIZING] 1078 00:41:18,901 --> 00:41:20,581 - Hey, Tia. - Hey. 1079 00:41:20,583 --> 00:41:21,902 [LAUGHS] 1080 00:41:21,904 --> 00:41:24,184 What was so urgent? 1081 00:41:24,186 --> 00:41:26,226 Um... 1082 00:41:26,228 --> 00:41:28,268 - Linda's dropping out. - What? 1083 00:41:28,270 --> 00:41:29,870 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1084 00:41:29,872 --> 00:41:32,072 She, uh, didn't think she had what it takes. 1085 00:41:32,074 --> 00:41:33,954 But last night, it turned out great. 1086 00:41:33,956 --> 00:41:36,837 Yeah, because of you. 1087 00:41:36,839 --> 00:41:38,238 Kat, you got all those people there. 1088 00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:40,120 - You got them inspired... - Oh, no. 1089 00:41:40,122 --> 00:41:41,241 You got them interested in this race. 1090 00:41:41,243 --> 00:41:42,723 No really, it was something. 1091 00:41:42,725 --> 00:41:44,204 It was something, and Linda and I 1092 00:41:44,206 --> 00:41:47,648 were thinking... stay with me... 1093 00:41:47,650 --> 00:41:50,130 that you should run. 1094 00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:53,856 [HUMMING] 1095 00:41:56,249 --> 00:42:06,249 Subtitles by explosiveskull 72503

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