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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:03,003 (Dynamic music) 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,588 ? 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:15,098 (Text on screen) 4 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,100 (Dramatic instrumental music) 5 00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:21,312 ? 6 00:00:24,570 --> 00:00:28,694 - (slurping) - (video game noises sounding) 7 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:33,364 - (munching) - (video game noises sounding) 8 00:00:33,365 --> 00:00:34,490 (video game noises sounding) 9 00:00:34,491 --> 00:00:35,908 L1, circle, 10 00:00:35,909 --> 00:00:38,536 down, left, up, right, triangle down. 11 00:00:38,537 --> 00:00:40,456 Now, try this one. 12 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:44,542 L1, R1, right, right, left, right, up, up, down. 13 00:00:44,543 --> 00:00:46,377 - (video game trilling) - Harneel: Come on, man! 14 00:00:46,378 --> 00:00:47,962 Jasmeet: That's what I did! 15 00:00:47,963 --> 00:00:49,630 - Give me the controller. - What? No. 16 00:00:49,631 --> 00:00:51,717 You suck at lava jumping. We're gonna lose hearts. 17 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:53,427 At least let me put in the cheat. 18 00:00:53,552 --> 00:00:55,386 My fingers are faster. 19 00:00:55,387 --> 00:00:57,556 All right. 20 00:00:57,557 --> 00:00:59,725 Harneel: Stoked for our Dastar Bandi? 21 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:02,519 Jasmeet: I just hope no one thinks we look like uncles. 22 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,313 Nah, man. We'll look so much sicker. 23 00:01:04,438 --> 00:01:05,730 Girls go crazy. 24 00:01:05,731 --> 00:01:07,065 I hope Emma goes crazy. 25 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:09,693 Same, man. She's so fine. 26 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,235 Hottest girl ever. 27 00:01:11,236 --> 00:01:13,239 - Jasmeet: Yes! - Harneel: I told you. 28 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,283 Let's go. 29 00:01:16,534 --> 00:01:18,410 Oh, snap! 30 00:01:18,411 --> 00:01:20,411 Maanvi coming through with the after school Maggi. 31 00:01:20,412 --> 00:01:23,248 - Pause it, pause it, quick. - God, this smells delicious. 32 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:25,875 Maanvi: Mummy said you can only play for a half hour more. 33 00:01:25,876 --> 00:01:27,753 Then, I'm allowed to watch Lizzie McGuire. 34 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,253 Jasmeet: Yeah, whatever. 35 00:01:29,254 --> 00:01:30,881 Harneel: Pooji's noodles are the best. 36 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:32,548 Maanvi: I helped her make it, too, you know. 37 00:01:32,549 --> 00:01:34,551 Yeah, that's why it's so good. 38 00:01:34,552 --> 00:01:36,638 I knew it. 39 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:40,141 (both trilling) 40 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,392 You're welcome! 41 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:43,783 Yeah, okay. Thanks, Maanvi. 42 00:01:43,811 --> 00:01:45,980 Thanks, Maanvi. 43 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:57,504 Dad, eww. What is this backpack? I'm not in grade 3 anymore. 44 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:03,206 That's a crocodile. Totally different. 45 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,750 That's cool. This is for kids. It isn't. 46 00:02:10,061 --> 00:02:14,591 Why can't you just get normal stuff from Staples, 47 00:02:14,592 --> 00:02:16,467 like regular kid's parents or Harneel's? 48 00:02:16,468 --> 00:02:20,639 Harneel: "K-Wality Pencil-z". 49 00:02:20,764 --> 00:02:21,814 Weird name. 50 00:02:26,395 --> 00:02:27,478 Dollar Store is best. 51 00:02:27,479 --> 00:02:29,523 Yeah, but the kids at school 52 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,483 always swipe binders and it destroys all the rings. 53 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:32,534 Swipe? 54 00:02:32,535 --> 00:02:33,818 What do you mean "swipe"? 55 00:02:33,819 --> 00:02:35,389 Jasmeet: Here, let's show him. 56 00:02:40,951 --> 00:02:43,287 Now, obviously I didn't use my full power 57 00:02:43,288 --> 00:02:45,621 because this is just a demonstration, 58 00:02:45,622 --> 00:02:48,872 and I'm very respectful towards this house and everything in it. 59 00:02:51,378 --> 00:02:54,506 Dumb and dumber. Two of you. 60 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,466 Oh, my God, that's why I asked you 61 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:58,277 if you get those Five Star binders, 62 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,511 like from the commercials. 63 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,097 Just tell them, don't do it. 64 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:10,146 How come I get the stinky old backpack. 65 00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:12,858 Not fair! You guys get everything. 66 00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,429 I don't even get a Dastar Bandi. 67 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:16,694 (sighing) Great. 68 00:03:16,695 --> 00:03:18,822 Now, I'm gonna get ripped on and have loose papers all year. 69 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:22,199 (sighing) 70 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,245 ? Then you told me to go away ? 71 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:28,540 (pop punk music playing) 72 00:03:28,665 --> 00:03:30,709 - (bell ringing) - I don't see how my dad 73 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,126 expects me to walk around with this lame-ass backpack. 74 00:03:32,127 --> 00:03:34,546 It's so embarrassing. Everyone's looking at me. 75 00:03:34,671 --> 00:03:36,673 I mean, do you want my backpack? 76 00:03:36,674 --> 00:03:38,716 I mean, I can balance the books on my head pretty good. 77 00:03:38,717 --> 00:03:40,718 - Jasmeet: Naw, it's cool, man. - Harneel: Don't stress. 78 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:42,888 We'll get some spray paint, or tape something over it. 79 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,889 Let's cover it with Janky Twin stickers. 80 00:03:44,890 --> 00:03:46,682 - That'll be sick. - Yo, yo, yo! 81 00:03:46,683 --> 00:03:48,393 Is that my favourite Turbanators! 82 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:50,384 What you guys saying? Wanna play ball? 83 00:03:50,395 --> 00:03:52,021 Jasmeet: Maybe later. 84 00:03:52,022 --> 00:03:54,275 Gotta go lay down some other game first. 85 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,234 All right, player. I see you. 86 00:03:57,235 --> 00:03:58,947 Girl: Lame-ass backpack. 87 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,198 Yo, is it true what all the kids are saying? 88 00:04:02,199 --> 00:04:03,407 Wait. 89 00:04:03,408 --> 00:04:05,535 What are they saying? 90 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:06,787 There's some Britney Spears look-alike at our school. 91 00:04:06,788 --> 00:04:08,412 Nah, I think that's her younger sister. 92 00:04:08,413 --> 00:04:09,538 Maybe she's like a clone. 93 00:04:09,539 --> 00:04:11,166 Right, right. 94 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,417 They cloned that sheep and Britney Spears. 95 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:14,168 Oh shit! Be quiet, she's right there! 96 00:04:14,169 --> 00:04:16,546 Stop. Oh my God. I actually love her, though. 97 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,840 - It's good to love yourself. - Emma: You're crazy. 98 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:22,551 Who are you guys, like, twins? Or maybe you're the clones? 99 00:04:22,552 --> 00:04:24,680 Clones. But they just got my genes 100 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,431 mixed up with Justin Timberlake's. 101 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,766 That's why I turned out white and crazy hot. 102 00:04:28,767 --> 00:04:30,769 Stop. Oh my God. 103 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,688 - Nah, we're cousins. - Emma: How cute. 104 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,856 Is that why, like - not to be rude or anything - 105 00:04:34,857 --> 00:04:37,400 but you guys are both wearing those things on your heads? 106 00:04:37,401 --> 00:04:38,693 What's it for? 107 00:04:38,694 --> 00:04:41,405 Well, we're Sikh. Not like, sick. 108 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:42,905 We're also super sick, you know? 109 00:04:42,906 --> 00:04:44,616 - Yeah. - It's our religion. 110 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,285 So, is it, like, your hair in there? 111 00:04:47,286 --> 00:04:49,328 - Can I see it? - Nah, nah, nah. 112 00:04:49,329 --> 00:04:51,748 It's only for special people, like, I don't know, 113 00:04:51,749 --> 00:04:54,458 if you become one of our dates to the dance or something. 114 00:04:54,459 --> 00:04:56,460 Wow, couple of smooth talkers over here, eh? 115 00:04:56,461 --> 00:04:58,714 Let's see if one of you will be the lucky one. 116 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:00,799 Or maybe both? 117 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,092 I know it's tempting, but you can only pick one of us. 118 00:05:03,093 --> 00:05:04,470 (bell ringing) 119 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,263 Anyways, I gotta go to class. 120 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:08,766 Nice shoes. Only cool people wear K-Swiss. 121 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:15,523 Shieeet. Well, that's all you, dog. 122 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,482 I'll hit up one of her friends. 123 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:20,028 Maybe the redhead? The world needs more gingers. 124 00:05:20,029 --> 00:05:22,862 You're wearing a patka, no one can tell you're a ginger. 125 00:05:22,863 --> 00:05:24,490 You can see the back hairs! 126 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,665 The ladies love a li'l sneak peek tease! 127 00:05:29,036 --> 00:05:31,455 Okay. Uh, Jason. 128 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:33,833 - Here. - Good. 129 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:35,333 Uh, Bryce. 130 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:37,626 - Bryce: Here. - Teacher: Morning. 131 00:05:37,627 --> 00:05:39,462 Uh... 132 00:05:39,463 --> 00:05:41,882 Fart-zeen. 133 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:43,633 Am I...? 134 00:05:43,634 --> 00:05:47,055 Am I saying that correctly? 135 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,057 - Farzin: Here. - Okay. 136 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,849 Great. Um... 137 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:53,644 Mock... tar? 138 00:05:54,853 --> 00:05:55,903 Uh... 139 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:57,481 Moktar: Here. 140 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:02,444 Okay. And, uh, Jazmine? 141 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:04,653 Jass... 142 00:06:04,654 --> 00:06:08,325 - Jasmeet? - Here. 143 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,956 - And it's Jus-Meet'. - Juzmeet? 144 00:06:10,077 --> 00:06:11,127 Jazz- Jaz-Meet? 145 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,622 'Jus-Meet'. 146 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:14,624 - Jazmine. - 'Jus-Meet'. 147 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,540 Juh- like... 148 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:18,586 How about I just call you 'Jaz?' 149 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:24,050 Just-Meet. Just- like, "it's just nice to meet you." 150 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,718 I got it! Nice. 151 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:27,551 Good. Neat! Okay, uh... 152 00:06:27,552 --> 00:06:30,389 Here's an easy one. Okay. Catherine? 153 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,224 - (phone ringing) - Oh, just one second. 154 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,018 - Excuse me, class. - (phone ringing) 155 00:06:35,019 --> 00:06:36,521 Hello? 156 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,900 Oh, my God. What? 157 00:06:42,901 --> 00:06:44,903 Yeah, okay. Yeah, um... 158 00:06:45,028 --> 00:06:46,696 Yes. 159 00:06:46,697 --> 00:06:47,905 Uh... 160 00:06:47,906 --> 00:06:50,492 Class, just give me... 161 00:06:50,617 --> 00:06:52,076 Just give me one minute, um... 162 00:06:52,077 --> 00:06:54,579 Please just stay put, okay? 163 00:06:54,704 --> 00:06:56,623 (chattering) 164 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:59,876 Dude, I wonder how bad she's gonna butcher my name. 165 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:02,378 Relax, bro. Yours is way easier to pronounce. 166 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:04,841 What? Nah, man. Mine is way harder. 167 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,616 - What you talking about? - Bro, you got it easy, man! 168 00:07:08,593 --> 00:07:10,386 Bryce: Hell yeah, movie time! 169 00:07:10,387 --> 00:07:12,054 - (cheering) - Mrs. Douglas: No, no, no, no. 170 00:07:12,055 --> 00:07:13,722 No, no. It's not movie time. It's, uh... 171 00:07:13,723 --> 00:07:15,516 (sighing) Oh, God. 172 00:07:15,517 --> 00:07:17,059 Something very serious has happened, class, 173 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:19,770 and I think it's really important that we all watch it. 174 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,697 (exhaling sharply) 175 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,573 Anchor: If you are just joining us, 176 00:07:30,574 --> 00:07:32,450 as we have been watching, just moments ago, 177 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,704 a second plane appears to have collided 178 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,540 with the second tower in New York City. 179 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,541 We do have footage of that. 180 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:42,136 A second plane has crashed into the second tower 181 00:07:42,170 --> 00:07:44,547 of the World Trade Center in Manhattan. 182 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:48,050 Now, speculation obviously rampant already 183 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,092 that this is some sort of act of terrorism. 184 00:07:50,093 --> 00:07:51,636 Clearly, after the first crash, people were unsure. 185 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:53,888 After the second plane, 186 00:07:53,889 --> 00:07:56,640 people are now beginning to come to their own conclusions. 187 00:07:56,641 --> 00:07:58,478 (sirens sounding on TV) 188 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,689 I think it was Russians or maybe Chinese. 189 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,744 They have a really sneaky technology. 190 00:08:08,112 --> 00:08:11,182 Oh, these Muslim extremists, they're always overreacting. 191 00:08:12,567 --> 00:08:17,244 And we Sikhs had to fight them to make them humble. 192 00:08:17,245 --> 00:08:20,374 Gurdeep: And these extremists are even more strong-willed. 193 00:08:26,202 --> 00:08:31,885 Naturally, these countries will get sick and retaliate. 194 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,010 Supinder: This is not the way. 195 00:08:33,011 --> 00:08:34,888 Innocent people have died. 196 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:38,518 Regardless, whoever is responsible for this tragedy 197 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,643 has to understand that this is only going to create 198 00:08:40,644 --> 00:08:42,437 fear and division. 199 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,148 - (voice echoing) - I'll show you a trick. 200 00:08:46,149 --> 00:08:48,735 - Look at this. - Listen, 201 00:08:48,860 --> 00:08:52,740 if anybody says anything to you at school or wherever, 202 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:55,700 you should call one of us adults right away. Okay? 203 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,870 Uh, sure. 204 00:08:57,995 --> 00:09:01,541 Uh, yeah, Mom, no problem. Can we go play now? 205 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:05,711 (Parents continue speaking in Punjabi) 206 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:09,004 (Punjabi music playing) 207 00:09:09,005 --> 00:09:11,715 Jasmeet: Come on, Dad, turn it down. Everyone can hear. 208 00:09:15,303 --> 00:09:16,429 (Jasmeet sighing) 209 00:09:18,682 --> 00:09:23,520 (Man singing in Punjabi) 210 00:09:24,688 --> 00:09:25,738 Jasmeet... 211 00:09:31,778 --> 00:09:32,988 Okay. 212 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,379 - Yeah. Have a nice day. - Okay. 213 00:09:38,744 --> 00:09:39,794 Oh, Jasmeet! 214 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,249 Bag! Can you hear me?! 215 00:09:43,374 --> 00:09:44,792 - Hey! - Jasmeet! 216 00:09:46,126 --> 00:09:48,545 (Men shouting in Punjabi) 217 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,879 - Jasmeet! - Girl: What's going on? 218 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,132 Boy: Are those the guys from TV? 219 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,552 (Uncles continuing in Punjabi) 220 00:09:56,303 --> 00:09:57,353 Oye! 221 00:09:57,388 --> 00:10:01,975 (shouting in Arabic) 222 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:04,812 (all shouting in Arabic) 223 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,315 Reporter: Spotted at a local middle school... 224 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,860 ...rumoured to be the nephew of the leader of the Taliban - 225 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,777 Osama bin Laden. 226 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:14,779 A backpack full of explosives, 227 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,281 given to a middle school student... 228 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,282 (reporter continuing indistinctly) 229 00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:21,244 - (bell ringing) - Oh, shit. 230 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:22,954 - Mrs. Douglas: Farzin? - Farzin: Here. 231 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,874 Moktar? 232 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,333 Moktar: Here. 233 00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:27,918 Jasmeet? 234 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,258 (Kids whispering indistinctly) 235 00:10:36,259 --> 00:10:38,094 Boy: Do you think he was the one that did it? 236 00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:41,014 Boy #2: I think I saw his family on the news. 237 00:10:41,015 --> 00:10:42,766 Boy #3: He's one of the guys who did that shit. 238 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:44,976 (Kids whispering indistinctly) 239 00:10:45,101 --> 00:10:47,687 Don't look at me! I'm not even Muslim. 240 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,274 Don't look at me. I'm Shia. 241 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:54,903 (Kids whispering indistinctly) 242 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:56,988 Can we just- Can we just settle down, please, class? 243 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,033 - Jason. - Jason: Present. 244 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,783 - Bryce. - Bryce: Here. 245 00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:02,035 Mrs. Douglas: Mark. 246 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,830 Jason: Kent. 247 00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:07,832 Bryce: Joseph. 248 00:11:07,957 --> 00:11:10,000 A'ight, let's play ball. 249 00:11:10,001 --> 00:11:11,168 No one's trying to play with those Turbanators anyway. 250 00:11:11,169 --> 00:11:12,628 Yeah, Terribanators. 251 00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:13,838 - What the hell? - (kids laughing) 252 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:15,216 Watch this. 253 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,481 You take the first shot. 254 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,176 Ouch! 255 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,344 Yo, don't do that! That's not funny! 256 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,845 (Indian accent:) Too slow, buddy. 257 00:11:21,846 --> 00:11:23,306 - (Regular voice:) Let's go. - Bryce: Yo, that was so funny. 258 00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,182 What the hell's going on, man? 259 00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:27,185 Everyone's like completely switching up on us. 260 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,144 I know. 261 00:11:29,145 --> 00:11:31,355 It's so weird. They were fully chill with us yesterday. 262 00:11:31,356 --> 00:11:34,191 Now, my joora's loose? This sucks. 263 00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:36,194 - (sighing) - Let's go, man. 264 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:38,739 These guys suck shit at ball anyway. 265 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:42,032 Announcer: Catch the second season of the new show 266 00:11:42,033 --> 00:11:44,827 everyone's talking about: Survivor. 267 00:11:44,828 --> 00:11:47,914 Anchor: And in our top story, a Sikh gas station attendant, 268 00:11:48,039 --> 00:11:50,125 Balbir Singh Sodhi, 269 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,502 was shot and killed today in a drive-by shooting, 270 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:57,091 in what appears to be a hate crime of sorts, police say. 271 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,050 Tensions escalate for many members 272 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:01,051 of the Muslim and Sikh community, 273 00:12:01,052 --> 00:12:03,806 as it appears they are being targeted in a stream 274 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,014 of post-9-11 attacks. 275 00:12:07,475 --> 00:12:08,977 (tires screeching) 276 00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:12,062 (thudding on door) 277 00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:15,400 (clattering) 278 00:12:15,525 --> 00:12:18,194 Woman: Fuck you, bin Laden! 279 00:12:18,195 --> 00:12:20,363 Man: Fucking Taliban piece of shit! 280 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,906 (tires screeching) 281 00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:23,897 Woman: Go back to the desert, asshole! 282 00:12:23,908 --> 00:12:28,706 (dog barking in distance) 283 00:12:38,506 --> 00:12:40,883 Go inside! Hurry! 284 00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:42,845 (speaking Punjabi) 285 00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:55,316 ? I'm not a child, I'm a methodical beast ? 286 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,525 ? Welcome to another periodical piece ? 287 00:12:57,650 --> 00:13:00,488 ? I'm a twisted pitbull, watch these bodies go weak ? 288 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:03,114 ? Smiling now but all you see is a fuckin' lot of gold teeth ? 289 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,951 ? I'm Prevail, I was born to reign, imperial bloodline ? 290 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:08,577 ? Dark harvest moon, consume luminous sunshine ? 291 00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:11,080 ? Sparks turn to fire, burn those who are tongue-tied ? 292 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,221 ? The life of vampires... ? 293 00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:14,209 (doorbell ringing) 294 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:17,171 ? Calculated strategies, maniac that's homicidal ? 295 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:21,132 Supinder: Aah! Hai Rabba! (speaking indistinctly) 296 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:24,802 (adults shouting indistinctly) 297 00:13:24,928 --> 00:13:29,350 (overlapping voices speaking) 298 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:37,481 Gurdeep: Sunsan, you know what you have done?! 299 00:13:37,482 --> 00:13:40,318 - (overlapping voices speaking) - It's a blunder! 300 00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:43,153 Susan: I'm afraid for him. You should be afraid for him. 301 00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:44,321 He's our child. 302 00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:48,325 (Gurdeep shouting in Punjabi) 303 00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:49,995 (Bakshish speaking Punjabi) 304 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,787 I always wanted my son 305 00:13:51,788 --> 00:13:54,165 to grow up like a Sikh man, not like this. 306 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,292 Gurdeep: Susan, all we are saying 307 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:59,003 is that it's very important to keep our hair. 308 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,547 You think I don't know that? 309 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:01,672 Then, you also know how much it means 310 00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:03,424 to our gurus, our history, 311 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,969 and what a shameful act to cut our hair. 312 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,970 A Sikh warrior would be beheaded by a sword 313 00:14:07,971 --> 00:14:10,556 rather than scissor touching their God-given gift. 314 00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:12,307 It's shame, shame. 315 00:14:12,308 --> 00:14:14,351 Well, just to bring you gentlemen up to speed, 316 00:14:14,352 --> 00:14:17,187 that was ages ago, in a completely different time 317 00:14:17,188 --> 00:14:19,440 and a completely different place. 318 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:23,027 No matter the place or time, we carry our traditions with us. 319 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,863 Susan: That was a time of war. 320 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,031 We live in a peaceful country now, in Canada. 321 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,951 This too is a time of war, lady. 322 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,784 We have been targeted unfairly. 323 00:14:30,785 --> 00:14:33,370 Didn't you see what they did to his plants? 324 00:14:33,371 --> 00:14:35,290 That's my point exactly. 325 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,874 Harneel told me all about the horrible bullying 326 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,500 they experienced at school today. 327 00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:41,547 They were trying to rip off his patka! 328 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,422 You think there's gonna be any change tomorrow 329 00:14:43,423 --> 00:14:45,967 without taking action today? 330 00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:48,887 What did you do?! You look so weird now! 331 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:52,140 Why did you guys do this to him?! 332 00:14:52,265 --> 00:14:54,182 Why?! 333 00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:56,561 Why isn't anybody saying anything?! 334 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,855 Maanvi... 335 00:15:00,231 --> 00:15:02,066 - No! - Right now! 336 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,526 But look what they did to Harneel! 337 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,321 I said go! 338 00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:13,201 Gurdeep: Jasmeet never mentioned anything about bullying, 339 00:15:13,202 --> 00:15:15,956 but anyway, I would never cut my son's hair 340 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:18,582 over some gora kids barking some bullshit! 341 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:21,127 Supinder: Susan, he's right. 342 00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:25,548 This is a Sikh household and we need to be stronger than that. 343 00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:34,056 What will the community think?! What about my reputation?! 344 00:15:34,057 --> 00:15:36,100 I don't care what anyone thinks! 345 00:15:36,225 --> 00:15:38,603 I am worried about the safety of my son! 346 00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:40,940 Wait a minute! What have you said? Your son?! 347 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,606 He's my son too! 348 00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:44,066 I've given my whole life to this boy. 349 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:45,944 No! You need to stop 350 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,278 putting this insane amount of pressure on them. 351 00:15:48,279 --> 00:15:49,781 They're just kids, for the love of God! 352 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,157 Let the kids be kids. 353 00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:55,452 Bakshish: Oh, Susan, you know what are you talking about? 354 00:15:55,453 --> 00:15:57,205 They have to stand up for themselves! 355 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,955 Gurdeep: Susan, why did you not talk to us? 356 00:15:58,956 --> 00:16:01,124 Susan: I don't know why I'm on trial for this. 357 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:02,417 Bakshish: We have to teach our religion. 358 00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:04,086 (kids chattering) 359 00:16:04,087 --> 00:16:06,465 Zara: Your hair looks so good, Harneel. 360 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,298 Yeah, so glad you decided to get rid 361 00:16:08,299 --> 00:16:10,134 of that gay-ass rag and baseball. 362 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:11,677 Jason: Guy went from freakin' Harneel 363 00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,137 to mother-freaking Neal, baby! 364 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,888 Boys: Ayy! 365 00:16:14,889 --> 00:16:16,641 Jason: You're gonna get all the girls now. 366 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,600 Oh see, one comes right now. 367 00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:21,020 Emma: Love the hair. 368 00:16:23,356 --> 00:16:26,984 You actually do look like Justin Timberlake, Harneel. 369 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,612 Hey, it's Neal now. Get it right, man. 370 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,657 - (kids chattering) - Boy: That's my boy Neal. 371 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,993 (kids chattering) 372 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,869 Okay, let's take your seats. Everybody take your seat- 373 00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,329 Zara: It looks so good. 374 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,499 Ooh! There's a little change, eh? 375 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,674 I like it. 376 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:43,042 Zara: He's so funny. 377 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:45,003 Emma: I know. Oh, my God. 378 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,172 Mrs. Douglas: Okay... 379 00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:50,091 Let's get going. 380 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:27,046 Isn't it right, puth? 381 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,464 - Yes. - Simmi Aunty: So sweet. 382 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:36,345 (Punjabi music playing) 383 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:38,221 Boy: Yo! Ball! Ball! Ball! 384 00:17:38,222 --> 00:17:40,516 Cover him! Cover him! 385 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:42,978 (boys chattering, shouting insults) 386 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:44,187 Bryce: Fuck you, man! 387 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,646 He can't guard you! 388 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,565 Boy: Take the fuckin' shot, dumbass. 389 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,107 Jason: Yo, let's play some defence! 390 00:17:49,108 --> 00:17:50,692 Bryce: Yo, pass. 391 00:17:50,693 --> 00:17:53,070 Pass. Watch this. Watch this. Hey, Jaz. 392 00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:55,074 Wanna sub in? 393 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,574 - Yeah? - Jasmeet: Uh, sure. 394 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:59,619 Bryce: This is gonna be fun. 395 00:18:09,962 --> 00:18:12,132 - Yo, chill! - All right, all right. 396 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:13,216 - Just keep playing. - (sighing) 397 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,675 All right. 398 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,596 Come on, man! 399 00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:22,267 Shit, my bad, player. 400 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,394 (sighing) All right. 401 00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,528 Bryce: What the hell? 402 00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:37,280 Yo! What's your problem, guy?! 403 00:18:37,281 --> 00:18:39,115 Harneel: Come on, bro. Just chill out. 404 00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:41,285 Relax. We're just playing. 405 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:42,452 You know exactly what you're doing, you piece of shit! 406 00:18:42,453 --> 00:18:43,746 Oh, big man, eh? What are you gonna do? 407 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,873 Fly a plane into my house now? 408 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:46,915 - The hell did you say to me?! - You heard me, bitch! 409 00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:50,752 (growling) 410 00:18:50,753 --> 00:18:52,213 Kids: Fight! Fight! Fight! 411 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,133 Hey! Knock it off! 412 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,467 Knock it off! Get off him! Get off him! 413 00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,554 He shoved me for no reason, Mrs. D! 414 00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,262 Liar! You started it, you fucking pussy! 415 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:02,391 Excuse me?! Language! Do you know what? 416 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,641 Get to the office. Go. Now. 417 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,782 What? Why? He started- 418 00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:05,859 Now! 419 00:19:05,935 --> 00:19:07,395 (kids laughing) 420 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:10,523 Get up. Get up. 421 00:19:10,648 --> 00:19:12,150 Fucking kids. 422 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,860 Bryce: Hey, you guys saw it, right? 423 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,318 I whooped his ass. 424 00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:20,075 (chattering) 425 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,422 (phone ringing) 426 00:19:28,541 --> 00:19:29,625 (phone ringing) 427 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,551 Emma: Hold on. 428 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,221 Hey. 429 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,099 Hey. 430 00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:48,729 So, is it true? 431 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,520 Is what true? 432 00:19:50,521 --> 00:19:52,751 What all the other kids are saying about you. 433 00:19:54,984 --> 00:19:57,613 What are they saying about me? 434 00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,240 That you're Osama's nephew? 435 00:20:01,991 --> 00:20:04,452 I don't know. 436 00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:07,227 Like, I think what your uncle did is really messed up. 437 00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:11,250 (bell ringing) 438 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:19,558 Girl: Oh my God. 439 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:45,493 ? 440 00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:54,919 (Country and Western music playing softly) 441 00:20:54,920 --> 00:21:01,718 ? 442 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:21,738 ? 443 00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:33,500 (man singing in Punjabi) 444 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,545 ? 445 00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:40,757 (man singing in Punjabi) 446 00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,302 (man singing in Punjabi) 447 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:53,478 ? 448 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:58,481 (man singing in Punjabi) 449 00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:00,652 ? 450 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:05,615 (man singing in Punjabi) 451 00:22:07,534 --> 00:22:08,584 Nice. 452 00:22:22,048 --> 00:22:23,798 Congratulations. 453 00:22:23,799 --> 00:22:26,928 (uncles speaking indistinctly) 454 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,511 Simmi Aunty: Congratulations, beta. 455 00:22:28,512 --> 00:22:29,971 You look so good! 456 00:22:29,972 --> 00:22:31,640 (overlapping voices) 457 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,894 So nice. 458 00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:38,606 (overlapping voices) 459 00:22:38,731 --> 00:22:40,650 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 460 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:47,406 (overlapping conversation in Punjabi) 461 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,919 (Punjabi music plays quietly) 462 00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:14,433 It looks good on you. 463 00:23:16,894 --> 00:23:19,021 Thanks, man. 464 00:23:22,483 --> 00:23:24,652 Winter's gonna suck for you, though. 465 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,113 Nothing to keep your head warm with that exposed-ass scalp. 466 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,449 Dang, getting roasted and toasted. 467 00:23:31,570 --> 00:23:35,578 So, you, uh, catch the new Dragon Ball Z? 468 00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:39,000 Yeah. That Cell versus Trunks fight was so sick. 469 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,126 Trunks is leveling up man, I'm tellin' ya. 470 00:23:41,127 --> 00:23:43,086 Nah, Cell's way stronger. 471 00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:45,756 But, I mean, they always end it right when it gets good. 472 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,843 Bro, I know! So lame. 473 00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:50,052 You see that flashback episode last week? 474 00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:51,596 Flashbacks are so dumb. 475 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,140 Yeah, such a gimmick. 476 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:56,559 (laughing, speaking indistinctly) 477 00:23:58,936 --> 00:24:08,864 ? 478 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:13,464 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 34084

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