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Previously on Georgie
& Mandy's First Marriage...
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Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
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- Georgie Cooper?
- Yeah.
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Didn't you go to Medford High?
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I'm sorry, did you two
go to high school together?
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So what's it like
being married?
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I guess it's like having
a girlfriend you live with.
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And it's not weird
that she's old?
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She ain't old.
She's older.
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Also, do not let her
hear you say that.
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Hey, isn't your sister
a freshman this year?
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We talked about this,
older is better.
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What do you want for dinner?
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Drinks. Whiskey,
whiskey, whiskey.
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I had such a crush
on Steve McQueen.
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Mm, and I was crazy in love
with Ali MacGraw.
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I had a thing for the three-breasted
Martian from Total Recall.
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Oh, yeah.
She was special.
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Ew.
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Relax. I'm happy
with the two you got.
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[phone rings]
Who's calling at this hour?
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Hello?
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Oh, hello, Mary.
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Yes, he's right here.
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Your mother.
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Hey, everything okay?
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No, everything is not okay.
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[sighs] What'd Missy do now?
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I came home from church early
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and found your sister
in her bedroom with a boy.
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Oh, you're kidding.
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Hey.
What's going on?
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Were they doing it?
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They were trying.
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What's that mean?
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There were pants on the floor
that is all I'm saying.
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Hey, tell me.
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She caught Missy in
her room with a boy.
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Mm, like brother,
like sister.
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I'm sorry, Mom, but
why you telling me?
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I have to tell somebody.
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So what'd you do?
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What do you think I did?
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I took off my shoe
and I hit him with it.
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- What'd she do? Oh.
- She hit him with her shoe.
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You want me
to talk to her?
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What are you gonna say?
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I don't know,
wait till you're married?
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Like you did?
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Hey, I'm trying to help here.
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Remember when you caught
this one with a boy in her room?
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Which time?
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How many times we talking?
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Get back
to your mother.
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MARY: Hello?
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Who's the boy?
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I already spoke to his mother.
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That is taken care of.
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Oh. Okay.
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Uh, I don't know
what to say.
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I guess I'll pray for her.
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Pray for me.
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I ain't letting our daughter out
of my sight till she's, like, 40.
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Fifty.
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โช
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[coos]
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What are your pies?
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Apple, blueberry,
and pecan.
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Well, what about sweet potato?
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Did I say sweet potato?
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No, that's why I said it.
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Do you want pie
or not?
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Tell me the list again.
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That's it,
you're getting apple.
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- You want a Midol?
- No.
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Is everything okay?
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[sighs] Not really.
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Well, tell me.
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My idiot son got caught with
some trampy girl in her bedroom.
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You don't say.
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Then I get an earful from
her crazy religious nut mom.
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You don't say.
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She even threw her shoe at him.
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You don't say.
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Yes, she says. Where's my pie?
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Hey, how was work?
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Great, great. Listen,
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uh, you remember my friend Beth
at the diner?
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- Yeah.
- Her son Todd?
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Yeah, with the dirt bike.
I like that kid.
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Eh, let me finish.
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TODD:
Uh, who is it?
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Georgie Cooper.
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TODD [high-pitched]:
Todd's not here.
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Oh, come on, dude.
I ain't gonna hurt you.
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- TODD: Promise?
- Open the door, Todd.
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Nothing happened, I swear.
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Then why were there pants
on the floor?
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Oh, my pants,
not hers.
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That don't make it better.
I told you to stay away.
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I couldn't help it.
I really like her.
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I don't care.
She's too young for you.
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[scoffs] You're too
young for your wife.
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Do you want me to kick your ass?
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Come on, you ain't
never been in love?
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Oh, you ain't in love.
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How do you know?
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When I was your age,
I fell in love with every girl who kissed me.
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Oh, she is such a good kisser.
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Stay away from my sister.
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- [scoffs] Even at school?
- Yes.
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But she's my scene
partner in drama club.
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I don't care.
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Well, there's no kissing.
It's Death of a Salesman.
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I said no.
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I thought you were cool.
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I-I thought you were cool.
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Aw, thanks, man.
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- Just stay away.
- Okay, okay.
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TODD:
Hey, Georgie?
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What?
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[lock clicks]
TODD: Just so you know,
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I was gonna use protection.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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Why didn't you tell me the
tramp was your sister-in-law?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
She's not a tramp.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, really.
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I mean, she wants to be,
she's just not there yet.
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Well, you
could've told me.
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I didn't want things
to be weird between us.
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Weird like your husband coming to my house
and threatening my kid?
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Yeah, like that.
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You tell Georgie to
stay away from my son.
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You tell your son to stay away
from my sister-in-law.
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Oh, for God's sakes, Mandy,
he's a teenage boy.
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You of all people
know how they are.
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[scoffs, grunts]
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[shrieks]
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Sweet, dinner and a show.
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Missy.
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Oh, I-I'm not here.
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He's right here.
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Hello.
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Who do you think you are telling
Todd to stay away from me?
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I'm your brother, and
it's my job to keep you safe.
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We were being safe.
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Yeah, I heard.
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MISSY:
Stay out of my life,
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or I will never
speak to you again.
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I love Todd, and he loves me,
and there is nothing you can do about it.
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[sighs]
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Hey.
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What happened to you?
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I am officially white trash.
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[knock on window]
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[knock on window]
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Let's go.
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Where are we going?
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- Mexico.
- Why?
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What do you mean, why?
We're in love.
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Oh, cool.
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[phone rings]
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[groans]
What now?
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
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Is Missy there?
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No. Ain't she there?
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[sighs] She was when I went
to bed, and now, she's gone.
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Hang on. Call waiting, maybe it's Missy.
[phone beeps]
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- Hello?
- Georgie, it's Beth.
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- Oh, good. Is Missy there?
- No, she and Todd ran away.
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Hold on.
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Mom, I know where Missy is.
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Oh, thank God.
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Oh, don't thank Him yet.
She and Todd ran away.
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Where did they go?
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Hold on.
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Where'd they go?
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- Mexico.
- Oh, my God.
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To get married.
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Oh, my God!
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Hey, who are you
talking to?
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Beth and my mom.
Hold on. Hold on.
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They ran away to Mexico
to get married.
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I know. I just told you that.
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[grunts] Hold on.
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They ran away to Mexico?
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Yes. Hang on.
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Hang on.
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Mom?
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- Yes?
- Mexico.
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- What?
- They ran away to Mexico.
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Mexico? How?
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Well, hang on.
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Stop telling me to...
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- Beth?
- Yes.
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- How are they getting to Mexico?
- They took his dirt bike.
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- A dirt bike?
- They're on a dirt bike?
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Can that thing even
make it to Mexico?
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Oh, yeah, that Yamaha YZ250's
a sweet ride.
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- BETH: Hello?
- Sorry. Hang on.
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Wait, don't put me...
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Mom, where were we?
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- How are they getting to Mexico?
- A dirt bike.
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Does she have a helmet?
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Let me ask.
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Don't put me on hold again.
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Just find them.
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I will.
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Beth, don't worry,
I'll find them.
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I hope so.
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Whew, that was complicated.
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I'm so happy.
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What?
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Happy!
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Try to hold it.
I'll pull over soon.
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They're running away to Mexico?
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Yes.
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On a dirt bike? What kind of
mileage do those things get?
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Better than you think.
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And they can go up to 50,
55 miles an hour.
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Hmm. Really?
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Now, that's a single cylinder,
ain't it...
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It's not the problem.
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- Wait, who are you calling?
- A guy who can help.
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[phone rings]
[grunts]
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[phone rings]
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Hello?
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Ruben, it's Georgie,
I need your help.
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What time is it?
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I don't know, but my sister ran away
to Mexico with some guy.
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So why you calling me?
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'Cause you're Mexican.
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Dude, I'm Puerto Rican.
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Since when?
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Since I was born.
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And Puerto Rico
ain't a part of Mexico?
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Oh, my God.
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No.
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Well, but you speak Spanish
like Mexican people, right?
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Okay, give me.
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Sorry to bother you, Ruben.
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[speaking Spanish]
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Sรญ.
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Okay, so
what's the plan?
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Well, they're probably headed
for the border crossing at Los Indios.
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That Yamaha ain't gonna go far
on a tank of gas.
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We'll stop at some gas stations.
Maybe somebody saw them.
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So you're just gonna ask people
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if they saw two idiots
on a dirt bike?
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You got a better plan?
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Proceed.
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I warned that kid. I warned him.
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This is Missy's fault, too.
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[scoffs]
Yeah, but I can't kick her ass.
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Ooh, but maybe you can.
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You realize telling him to stay away
made all this a little sexier.
260
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:22,476
- What?
- My mom hating you
261
00:11:22,496 --> 00:11:24,435
is half the reason
we're married. [chuckles]
262
00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:26,437
Half?
263
00:11:26,457 --> 00:11:29,081
Okay, half's a lot,
but it-it's not none.
264
00:11:30,504 --> 00:11:33,620
I just can't help thinking,
someday we're gonna be driving around
265
00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,621
in the middle of the night
looking for CeeCee and some boy.
266
00:11:36,641 --> 00:11:39,593
[laughs] We probably will.
267
00:11:39,613 --> 00:11:42,017
[scoffs] I was hoping
you'd disagree.
268
00:11:42,037 --> 00:11:45,456
Well, I want to, but, you know,
if she's got this face, we're screwed.
269
00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:47,708
Welp, let's hope
she's ugly.
270
00:11:51,351 --> 00:11:54,987
Lord, please bring Missy
back home safely
271
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:56,587
so I can kill her.
272
00:11:59,228 --> 00:12:01,306
Sorry about the smoking
and the praying,
273
00:12:01,405 --> 00:12:02,951
it's one of those nights.
274
00:12:02,971 --> 00:12:04,290
You get it.
275
00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:07,956
[phone rings]
276
00:12:07,976 --> 00:12:09,044
Hello?
277
00:12:09,064 --> 00:12:10,337
Mary, it's Audrey.
278
00:12:10,357 --> 00:12:11,699
Have you heard anything?
279
00:12:11,719 --> 00:12:13,658
No, no, I just wanted
to check on you.
280
00:12:13,678 --> 00:12:15,343
I figured you'd be up.
281
00:12:15,599 --> 00:12:19,185
Oh, well, that's very nice.
Thank you.
282
00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,361
I remember when Amanda
was a teenager.
283
00:12:21,381 --> 00:12:23,494
I had my share
of sleepless nights.
284
00:12:23,514 --> 00:12:26,633
I was no angel
at that age, either,
285
00:12:26,752 --> 00:12:29,500
but at least Missy's father
had a motorcycle.
286
00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,174
Who runs away on a dirt bike?
287
00:12:33,088 --> 00:12:35,854
[laughs] It's a miracle
we survived being teenagers.
288
00:12:35,874 --> 00:12:37,290
Or having them.
289
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:39,379
Ugh, you poor thing.
290
00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:41,922
Missy does sound like a handful.
291
00:12:42,655 --> 00:12:46,816
Well, she's only 15,
and she's had a rough year.
292
00:12:46,836 --> 00:12:47,953
Of course.
293
00:12:47,973 --> 00:12:52,338
And you've certainly been through
your share of H-E-double hockey sticks.
294
00:12:54,762 --> 00:12:56,255
Excuse me?
295
00:12:58,113 --> 00:12:59,921
Mandy getting pregnant
out of wedlock.
296
00:12:59,941 --> 00:13:01,967
With your lying son.
297
00:13:01,987 --> 00:13:03,360
Who was a teenage boy.
298
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:05,438
They are irresponsible,
we've covered this.
299
00:13:06,426 --> 00:13:09,366
Well, I'm glad you're okay.
300
00:13:09,386 --> 00:13:10,758
Thank you for calling.
301
00:13:10,778 --> 00:13:13,805
If you need anything,
you know where to find me.
302
00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:16,024
- Appreciate it.
- You're welcome.
303
00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:18,451
- Good night!
- Sleep well!
304
00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:25,164
That woman.
305
00:13:25,184 --> 00:13:26,687
I try to be nice,
306
00:13:26,707 --> 00:13:28,689
and she throws it
back in my face.
307
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,299
Yeah, she's having
a rough night.
308
00:13:30,319 --> 00:13:32,345
Well, she doesn't have
to take it out on me.
309
00:13:32,365 --> 00:13:35,348
Oh, so you were nice
and got attacked?
310
00:13:35,368 --> 00:13:37,862
I wonder what that feels like.
311
00:13:38,850 --> 00:13:40,222
I'm sorry.
312
00:13:40,242 --> 00:13:42,344
Just come to bed,
let's get some sleep.
313
00:13:43,768 --> 00:13:46,968
I can't sleep.
She's got me all worked up.
314
00:13:46,988 --> 00:13:48,753
Maybe you're getting me
all worked up
315
00:13:48,773 --> 00:13:50,396
flouncing around
in that nightie.
316
00:13:51,819 --> 00:13:53,453
Jim...
317
00:13:53,473 --> 00:13:56,054
I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
We don't have to.
318
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,361
No, we might as well.
319
00:14:00,524 --> 00:14:01,886
Cool.
320
00:14:03,222 --> 00:14:05,813
I'm just using you
'cause I'm upset.
321
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,326
Still cool.
322
00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,844
All right,
that'll be $12.52.
323
00:14:13,362 --> 00:14:15,910
I only have ten.
How about you?
324
00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:17,477
That's all you brought?
325
00:14:17,497 --> 00:14:20,132
Well, I don't get my allowance
till Saturday.
326
00:14:20,152 --> 00:14:22,308
So what are we
gonna do for money?
327
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,570
I dunno.
328
00:14:23,590 --> 00:14:26,214
You "dunno"?
How can you not "dunno"?
329
00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:29,707
Hey, running away to Mexico
was your idea.
330
00:14:29,727 --> 00:14:30,973
You're blaming me?
331
00:14:30,993 --> 00:14:33,450
You're older, you're supposed
to think of this stuff.
332
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:36,975
I'll tell you what I should be thinking,
why on earth did I ask you to marry me?
333
00:14:36,995 --> 00:14:39,368
Why did I say yes?
You're such a child.
334
00:14:39,388 --> 00:14:40,587
I'm a child?
335
00:14:41,519 --> 00:14:44,025
You just bought
circus peanuts.
336
00:14:44,045 --> 00:14:48,484
No, I was gonna buy circus peanuts,
but my fiancรฉ can't afford it.
337
00:14:48,504 --> 00:14:50,968
[scoffs] That's it.
The engagement's off.
338
00:14:50,988 --> 00:14:52,284
I renounce you.
339
00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:54,993
You renounce me?
340
00:14:55,013 --> 00:14:56,516
What the hell does
that even mean?
341
00:14:56,536 --> 00:14:57,724
It means...
342
00:14:59,017 --> 00:15:00,905
I don't know,
I heard it in a movie.
343
00:15:01,594 --> 00:15:02,740
Dumbass.
344
00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,122
What?
You're the dumbass.
345
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:08,300
"Renounce" means "reject."
346
00:15:11,508 --> 00:15:13,610
If anyone cares.
347
00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:19,539
Don't worry, we're gonna find them,
and we're gonna get them home safe.
348
00:15:19,559 --> 00:15:21,628
[scoffs]
We'll get her home safe.
349
00:15:21,648 --> 00:15:23,489
He might disappear
in the desert.
350
00:15:27,132 --> 00:15:28,940
Maybe this is my fault.
351
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,550
What do you mean?
352
00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:33,205
I promised my dad
I'd keep an eye on Missy
353
00:15:33,225 --> 00:15:34,728
and look what happened.
354
00:15:34,748 --> 00:15:37,209
Since he's been gone,
she got suspended from school,
355
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:39,864
she got a tattoo,
now she's run off.
356
00:15:39,884 --> 00:15:41,474
Okay, well,
don't beat yourself up.
357
00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:43,389
You can't be around her 24/7.
358
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,912
I guess.
359
00:15:44,932 --> 00:15:46,958
Just feels like
I'm letting everyone down.
360
00:15:46,978 --> 00:15:49,090
I promise you're not.
361
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,342
Thanks.
362
00:15:51,235 --> 00:15:53,573
Besides, the tattoo
was kind of my fault.
363
00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:56,130
- What?
- Yeah, I took her to get it.
364
00:15:58,555 --> 00:16:00,159
Why would you do that?
365
00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:03,555
The real question is
why did I tell you?
366
00:16:12,699 --> 00:16:13,844
[door latches quietly]
367
00:16:15,397 --> 00:16:17,292
Oh! Oh, thank the Lord!
368
00:16:17,312 --> 00:16:19,120
- Oh.
- Hi.
369
00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:21,079
- Are you okay?
- Yes.
370
00:16:21,099 --> 00:16:22,950
- Are you married?
- No.
371
00:16:22,970 --> 00:16:24,256
Pregnant?
372
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:27,074
No. We broke up.
373
00:16:27,845 --> 00:16:30,654
You have no idea how much
trouble you're in, young lady.
374
00:16:30,674 --> 00:16:33,831
Mom, please
don't yell at me.
375
00:16:33,851 --> 00:16:35,963
I just lost the
love of my life.
376
00:16:35,983 --> 00:16:37,617
I'm hurting.
377
00:16:37,637 --> 00:16:40,392
Oh, save the tears
for someone stupid.
378
00:16:41,646 --> 00:16:43,405
[gasps]
I knew I shouldn't have come home.
379
00:16:43,425 --> 00:16:45,625
Well, you did, and
now your ass is mine.
380
00:16:45,645 --> 00:16:46,833
Nice language.
381
00:16:47,865 --> 00:16:48,879
Get to your room.
382
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,085
And smoking, too?
383
00:16:52,134 --> 00:16:53,621
Some example you're settin'.
384
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,233
Get.
385
00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:03,991
Hey, any chance you've
seen a couple teenagers
386
00:17:04,011 --> 00:17:07,081
on a dirt bike? A 15-year-old
girl about this height?
387
00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:10,727
And a skinny punk with dumb hair
just asking to be smacked?
388
00:17:11,453 --> 00:17:12,983
Yeah, they were here
a couple hours ago.
389
00:17:13,003 --> 00:17:14,667
- We're getting close.
- Okay, good. Let's go.
390
00:17:14,687 --> 00:17:17,387
- We can catch them at the border.
- Okay. CeeCee don't stand a chance
391
00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:19,703
- with you and me on guard.
- We are just too smart.
392
00:17:19,723 --> 00:17:21,433
Next stop, Mexico.
393
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,777
I don't get it, we should've
caught up with them by now.
394
00:17:29,797 --> 00:17:32,345
Told you we should've stopped
and asked for directions.
395
00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:35,093
What? Directions to where?
396
00:17:35,629 --> 00:17:37,135
Don't yell at me.
397
00:17:38,197 --> 00:17:39,091
Uh-oh.
398
00:17:39,111 --> 00:17:40,212
What?
399
00:17:41,244 --> 00:17:43,269
We're almost out of gas.
400
00:17:43,289 --> 00:17:44,592
Are you kidding me?
401
00:17:44,612 --> 00:17:47,404
We just stopped at, like,
nine gas stations.
402
00:17:47,424 --> 00:17:50,135
Well, I'm sorry.
I was preoccupied.
403
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,085
MANDY: Oh, my God,
we're gonna die.
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