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[music]

Ooh, girl.
Fancy, fancy!

[laughs]

I just--I just wanted everything
to be perfect for the

Incomparable Crowns today.

Yeah, you just trying
to butter them up for this vote

we're about to have.

No, but listen.
Hey, hey, hey.

Queen Ella, it does have a nice
ring to it now.

Really, Glo, I have no idea
what you're talking about.

[laughs] Yeah, okay.

Would you place the Jordan
almonds on my table, please?

Jordan almonds?
Last time we got peanut M&Ms.

[Ella] You know what, girl?

Fine, fine.

Hey, uh, is Regina not
coming today?

Well, you know what?
She said she couldn't make it.

Hmm.
All right.

Well, I'm putting these
out there.

I'll see you in a minute.

I'm gonna be right behind you.

Queen Ella.

Hmm.

All right, ladies.
Attention. Attention.

The Incomparable Crowns was
founded 28 years ago

on the principles of sisterhood,
sophistication

and social service.

And I am proud to say that
this group has exceeded

all expectations these four
years I've been your queen.

[applauding]

The Incomparable Crowns also
prides itself on being dynamic.

And with that, it's time for me
to abdicate my title

and usher in a new era
under a new monarch.

So thank you for allowing me
to lead and serve.

[applauding]

Please, everyone, let's applaud

our former Queen Evelyn Taylor

for her monumental work in the
community and in our club.

So ladies, at this time,
Gloria is going to come

and retrieve your ballots for
your new nominee for the queen.

Yeah, yeah.
And Ella went all out, you know?

Thank you, thank you, thank you.
And ladies, please,

you can partake of all
of your refreshments.

Yes.
You have one more here, Glo.

-One more here.
-One more here.

Here you go.

Yes.

Come here.

[laughs]

You're nervous.
You're nervous.

Okay, okay, okay.

You think everybody's
having a good time?

Ella, please.

Our last meeting was at Mabel's
and she served Tang

and communion crackers.
Everyone loves coming here.

You good.

So who do you think's gonna win?

-Myra?
-No. Heck no.

She always buys hats that are
way too big

and then likes to sit
in front of everybody.

-Look at her.
-True.

-Mm-hmm.
-True, true.

Okay.

Ladies, the votes have been
tallied.

Let's give a warm welcome
to our new queen...

Mrs. Ella Payne!

[cheers]

Rise, Queen!

Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you!

Thank you, thank you.
This is indeed a shock.

And an honor.
Thank you so much.

I am going to love

leading this wonderful club
of women

-these next four years.
-[Gloria] Yeah.

And I must say as we try to um,
come to--

I'm so sorry, Miss Ella.

-Regina!
-Oh, my God!

Regina, it's okay.
My Lord Jesus.

Okay. It's okay.
It's okay.

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[hydrant hissing]

[bird chirping]

[plane humming]

[car alarm blaring]

[police siren wailing]

[train horn blowing]

[ambulance siren wailing]

[helicopter whirring]

[firework whistling]

Just come and sit, sit, sit.
Have a seat right here.

Come on, Regina.
Gloria, help her.

Have a seat right there.
I'll get ice.

I got you.
I got you.

Okay. All right.

Don't cry.

Okay. Okay.
You're going to be okay.

You're going to be okay.
Okay.

I think we need to get her
to the ER.

No, no.
No, no.

What? Why not?

I don't--I don't want all
that fuss, nosey questions.

Well, I've got plenty of nosey
questions for you right here.

Glo! Mm-mm.

Evelyn, could you please get
Curtis for me?

Of course.
Of course.

Okay. I know.
Baby, I know you don't want all

of this fuss, but we have to get
you to the hospital.

And you need to get
the police involved.

No, no. I don't.
I'm sorry to have bothered you.

-No, no, no.
-Where are you going?

You can't go anywhere.

What in the world?

What? Is she getting jumped
at this social club?

-[Ella] Curtis.
-Y'all done changed.

-I'll go settle the ladies.
-Thank you.

Was it Bobby?

Yes.

You know what?
Where he at?

Where he at?

Glo, what are you gonna do?
Throw your wig at him?

I'll go deal with this man.

[Ella] Curtis.

What happened?

Bobby didn't want me
to come today,

but I told him how important
this meeting was to me.

And I should have stopped there,
but...

But what?

Bobby thinks I've been getting
too close to you, Ella

and you, Gloria.

And I told him I was going
and he couldn't stop me.

And then he...
Then he...

It's all right.
It's all right.

You just tell me what I can do.
What is it?

I don't want to intrude,
but do you think maybe

I could stay here a day or two
just till Bobby cools off.

Yes. Yes, you can.
Yes, you can.

Thank you.

Okay, come on.

We're gonna get you
all washed up.

Come on.
Stand up.

Are you okay to stand up?

[Woman] The race for city
council remains neck and neck

in spite of rigorous campaigning
from sitting

Councilman Dustman's camp and
would-be councilman Grady Evans.

Councilman Dustman is currently
leading in the polls,

but who knows if this trend
will continue.

I'm very proud of you, Malik.

Yes, look at my baby
doing big things.

Well, thank you, thank you.
I don't know about

the baby part, but uh,
I've definitely been doing

some big things.

[voice deep] I don't know where
his voice came from, but...

[laughs]

You just wait until Malisa
is a grown woman.

She's still gonna be your baby.

Albeit no longer throwing food
across the kitchen anymore.

Hey!

Guess what?

Hello to you, too.

Yes, how are we?
We're having a great day.

-Thank you for--
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Guess what?
Guess what?

What? You got another A?

I mean, well, yeah, but guess
who's up for an internship

with the National Center for
Civil and Human Rights?

-Are you serious?
-[Jazmine] Yes!

-Your girl!
-That is great!

Thank you. The African American
study group at my school

is only picking one student
out of everyone.

So it's between me
and four other students.

What are the requirements?

Well, you have to have
at least a 3.8 GPA,

but you already know I got that.
Your girl got a 4.0.

Yeah, easy.

And you have to be an
African American studies major.

You have to be a-a what?
Come again.

Mm-hmm. You heard me, Mama.

Does this mean that you have
finally settled on a major?

African American studies
with a minor in sociology.

What kind of job can you get
with that major?

-It sound like none.
-Daddy.

I got a lot of options, okay?
I could be a professor.

I could work in corporate
America.

Or with nonprofits.
I could even step into politics,

but you don't want the smoke,
bro.

Sister, please.
I want the smoke.

-I needs it.
-You want the smoke.

I'm actually about to get back
to work now.

Both of my kids contributing
to the community.

I love it.

Yes, me too.
We are so proud of you.

-Thank you.
-[Janine] Picked a major.

[knocking on door]

After all...

This time.

What you want, Jaxon?

Hey, Jazmine.
Can we talk?

Why?
You wanna cheat off her again?

Daddy, would you please
give us a second?

-Just one second.
-Okay.

Thank you.
Mom, you too.

-Oh, me?
-[Jazmine] Yes, please.

-Love you.
-Love you back.

Come on.

[clears throat]

You've got two minutes.

Okay, so I've been suspended
for the whole cheating thing

and may get kicked out
of school.

-Which you deserve.
-Which I deserve, but...

But what?

Well, I've been told I could
have someone speak for me.

And you thought to ask the
person you tried to drag down

with you?
This boy is crazy.

Y'all!

I said give us one second,
please.

We gone.

-Okay, all the way gone.
-Okay.

I figured if you
could forgive me

maybe that would show the school
that I really have changed.

Okay, Jaxon, but I don't think
you have changed, so...

Jazmine, please.
I'll do anything.

No.
I'm sorry, but I ain't the one.

I wish you well, though.

[music]

-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
-Hey.

Who's ready for their coronation
luncheon for two?

-Oh, that would be me.
-Of course it would.

-Queen.
-Queen.

[laughing]

-Hey, how are you, Regina?
-Much better, thank you.

Good.

Good uninterrupted sleep
really helps.

I'm surprised you could sleep
through the Curtis Payne

snoring ruckus.

I swear, I can hear it all the
way over at my house.

Yeah, well, they say bats
have super sonic hearing.

-I can't stand you.
-I can't stand you.

-I love you, though.
-I love you.

Okay, baby, I gotta go check on
the inventory for the food truck

-so I'm out of here.
-All right.

You ladies have a good evening.

You, too, Glo.

Thank you for everything,
Curtis.

-Yes, baby.
-[Gloria] Whatever.

There's more.
There's more.

Hello.

Oh, no, no, my queen.
Oh, no.

Have a seat.
Have a seat.

Evelyn, Curtis has prepared some
spread for us for this luncheon.

Oh, I can't wait.

But in the meantime while
everyone's gathering,

we're having lemonade.

Ella, are you excited
for your coronation?

Evelyn, I am so excited
and honored, overwhelmed!

[knocking on door]

I could go on and on and on.

Drink your lemonade, Ella.
I'll get it this time.

Thank you.

[knocking on door]

Let me tell you,
we have so many things...

Hello, darlin'.

[music]

[music]

Hello, darlin'.

I told you I'd find you.

Deacon!
No, no, no, no, no.

Deacon, you are not
welcome here.

So you need to leave right now.

I'm leaving with my wife.

Uh, like hell you are.

Is this the type of women
you've been associating with?

A bunch of sinners
and busybodies?

I beg your pardon?

Sir, I have the police
on the line.

This young lady has stated she
doesn't wish to go anywhere

with you!
So I suggest you leave.

"Wives, submit yourself to your
own husband as to the Lord."

Ephesians, 5th chapter,
22nd through the 24th verse.

"Husbands, love your wives as
Christ loved the church."

Ephesians, 5:25.

Tell him, Ella!

Romans, 7:2

"For a married woman is bound by
law to her husband

while he lives."

And it goes on to say,

"but if her husband dies,

she is released from the law
of marriage."

Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Amen. Amen!

You know what? Where's my purse,
so I can release you, Regina?

Regina, you and I will discuss
this further when we get home.

-Now, let's go.
-Deacon...

-I said, let's go!
-She's not going with you!

No!

Get him!

-What's wrong with y'all?
-Get him!

How long before the police
get here?

Get off of me, woman!

-Jazmine.
-Hey.

Have you been on social media
lately?

No, I've been working on
this internship essay.

Why?

-Um, you're trending.
-What?

Yeah, they're calling you,
The Wicked Snitch of the East.

I'm not gonna lie,
it's pretty clever.

Malik.

Wait a minute. They're saying
I cheated on an exam.

And then snitched
on a fellow student

to get myself out of trouble.

But that didn't happen.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Why are you getting upset
with me?

I was the one trying to
defend you.

"The only one Jazmine Payne has
ever snitched on is me,

and that's okay
because I'm her brother."

-Gee, thanks, Malik.
-I'm sorry.

Look, can you--

Can we at least see who the
original poster is?

-Jaxon?
-Jaxon Lewis?

Wait, wait, wait.

Isn't that the dude that
was just over here?

One and the same.
I can't believe he'd do this.

He did seem pretty mad when he
left here, though.

That's not even what happened.
I never cheated

and his dumb butt snitched on
himself by turning in my work.

This could really mess with my
internship eligibility!

-What am I gonna do?
-Wait. How so?

They have a morality clause,
Malik.

Look, Sis, I got you, all right?

I work on this type of thing
on the campaign all the time.

All we gotta do is get a couple
of good posts about you

and then we can turn the tides
on this whole thing.

Oh, wait. Looks like
you just got a message.

Eee...
It's about the internship, huh?

"Pending an investigation
into suspected violations

"of the morality clause,

your application has
been placed on hold."

Bars! They spittin', ain't they?
Investigation.

-Suspected violation.
-Malik!

I was just trying to, you know,
ease the tension in the room.

[music]

It's okay.

Wait.

-Tell him this!
-Exactly.

[Bobby] Get off me!
Get off me!

I am so glad this is over!

-What's going on?
-Curtis.

Baby, you all right?
You hurt?

No. Curtis, it's all right.

Okay. Do I need to call the
posse or something?

We are the posse.

Thank you.
Thank you, ladies.

-Thank you for coming.
-Get home safe.

Yes, Curtis, we are the posse.

[Gloria] Yes, we are.

Ella just had a Biblical
showdown with Deacon Thornton.

Baby, you beat him down
with the family Bible?

-That thing is huge.
-[Ella] Curtis.

I'm surprised they're not
arresting you, too.

No, no.
He tried to out scripture me.

Tried, he tried.
And Ella gave him the business.

Then the Incomparable Crowns
beat him down.

[Ella] Yes, we did.

Okay, then I guess
y'all are a posse.

-Regina, are you okay?
-I am now, I must say.

-That is all that matters.
-[Gloria] Mm-hmm.

-I'm so sorry.
-Did you hear what I said?

That is all that matters.

Look, we're just happy
you're safe.

I've never had anybody stand up
for me like that.

I know it was a sight to see.

Um, so, what you gonna do now,
Regina?

-You can stay here.
-Ella.

Well, the police officers were
kind enough

-to offer me some resources.
-Okay, you know what?

And I know a ton
of divorce lawyers.

I bet you do.

Yeah, Curtis.
I keep them on standby.

In case Ella ever needs one.

You know funny thing when I
pulled up and saw the cops,

I just automatically thought
that they were arresting you.

Me?
What for?

For assault with a
deadly weapon.

I cannot stand you.
You know what?

-A deadly weapon.
-Should've beat you down.

That's what I should've done.

You know what?

If one more person say,
"snitches get stitches..."

That's my line.

Your mama about to get some--

Hey, do not send that!
Delete.

Your mama's right.

When they go low, you go high,
remember?

I think Michelle Obama said
that, but it's all good.

-She said it, too.
-Yeah.

-But your mama said it first.
-Yeah, I taught her.

You know what?

It's infuriating that I gotta
pay for Jaxon's mess again.

You want me to track him down?

'Cause you know I can have
his house condemned.

I got a little pull
in this city.

Didn't we just talk about going
high when the people went low

and all of that?
We've been teaching the baby.

I told the baby to go high.
I can go wherever I need to go.

Daddy, Dad,
I'm not that vindictive, okay?

Okay. I'm following your lead.

Hey, I'm really sorry
about your internship.

What? They rejected your
application?

Not yet, but it's just a matter
of time with all these rumors

flying around.
Nobody wants to hear the truth.

Maybe you ought to just find a
way to make them hear it.

-Love you.
-Love you, too.

Come on C.J., I got the rest
of your snacks upstairs.

I gotta go.
She's got snacks.

Yeah, she the snack.

I need some snacks.
I'm coming!

[knock on door]

-Hey, come in.
-I knew you'd call.

You know, Jaxon, I really can't
believe you would do this.

What can I say?
I'm desperate.

You do know you got yourself
into this situation, though,

-right?
-Of course I know that.

But it doesn't matter.

They think you cheated
and snitched to get yourself

out of trouble.

Well, why didn't you just ask me
for help as opposed to stealing

answers off my term paper?

It really doesn't matter
at this point, does it?

No, it does matter because when
I tried to get you to do

the right thing and confess,

you said no because you didn't
want to get in trouble.

Yeah, and you refused to help
me, so a few lies here and there

online and bam!

-You're the worst.
-Ehh, I'm not that bad.

Speak for me at the
school ethics committee

and all of this will go away.

Hmm.

You got all that?

Yep.

I got the whole shebang!

You recorded me?

Bam!

Now get your little triflin'
tail out of my house!

-There you go!
-That's what I'm talkin' about!

-Let's go, sis!
-Wait!

Let me see, let me see,
let me see, let me see!

Let me see, let me see,
let me see!

Look at his little silly face.

You can see him clear, too.

Look at that dumb look
on his face.

Look at him.
He came in here and thought

he was about to do somethin'!

[laughing]

[music]

-What's going on, Sis?
-Hey.

Have the people responded
to the video you posted?

Oh, they responded.
Please, sit.

-Okay.
-This is awesome.

Jaxon is getting dragged, okay?

Good.
Good, he deserves it.

-He sure do.
-Let me see.

Wait a minute.

That's from the internship,
isn't it?

Yeah.

Malik, I'm back in the running!

They liked the way I stood up
for myself!

I'm so proud of you!

Thank you!

Okay now, you gotta take me out
to dinner to celebrate.

-I got you.
-Uh.

I got you.

We done had a long day,
especially you.

Hey, let's go!

Come on!
Open the door, baby bro!

Let's go!

[Jazmine] He really thought
he was about to get it!

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