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After an absence of 76 years,
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the return of Halley's
Comet creates an atmosphere
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of excitement and anticipation.
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Around the country, people
wait in line at observatories
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to get a better
look at the comet
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through powerful telescopes.
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Since the beginning of mankind,
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comets have evoked fear,
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awe, and superstition.
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It was thought that they
were harbingers of disaster
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and a sign of the wrath
of an unpleased god,
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that they foretold plagues,
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the death of princes,
and the fall of kingdoms.
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In Switzerland, Halley's
Comet was blamed
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for earthquakes,
illnesses, red rain,
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and even the birth of
two-headed animals.
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What surprises will
Halley's Comet have
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in store for us today?
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Are you sure you know
where you're going?
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Lay off. We've been here
millions of times as kids.
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Dad used to bring us
here all the time.
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Really? Why'd you
guys stop coming here?
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The place just got run down.
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Like, illegal dumping,
crime, bad people.
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Really?
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It's all cleaned up now.
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Proposition 19.
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85 million to protect wildlife
and the coastal areas.
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Just got passed a
couple of years ago.
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Proposition 19.
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God, you're such a nerd, Ollie.
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Stop it.
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What are you going
to do about it?
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Look out!
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That was close.
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Oh, shit. Here he comes.
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Well, blow me down.
That was close.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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You ought to watch where
you're going, kiddo,
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or somebody's going
to get hurt here.
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Again, sorry, sir.
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You here for the meteor shower?
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Yes, sir.
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Right, going to be a
once-in-a-lifetime show.
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So we keep getting told.
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Good.
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Are you a sailor?
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Does I look like a cowboy?
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No.
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I am what I am.
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And that's all I am.
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Well, you know, you guys, you
better behave yourselves now.
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Otherwise, next time,
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I might have to give you
a little bump on the nose.
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Okay.
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Well, I should be going now.
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Going to be good
fishing tonight.
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Thank you, sir.
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I guess.
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Hey, I think that's them.
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Hey, guys.
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Ow.
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Good to see you.
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Oh, wow. You have
everything set up?
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- Hey, I told you I would.
- I'm not complaining.
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Hey!
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Where are Stevie and Mon?
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Oh, you know those two.
They're on their own time.
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Hey, I want to
check out the beach.
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I'll be back in a minute.
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Ollie, wait up. I want to see.
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- You coming?
- Yeah, sure.
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We won't be long.
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Okay.
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How'd you get her to come?
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It wasn't easy.
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- What a princess.
- Hey.
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You know what I mean.
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I know.
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Love's a bitch.
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And then, you marry one.
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You got guts, man.
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Hey!
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What are you doing?
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Skits! Skits, look!
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Leave him alone.
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Oh. Go, go!
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Are you okay?
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Are you crazy, Ollie? Those
guys could have hurt you.
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They were going to kill him.
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Here, let me help you.
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- Ah!
- Here you go.
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Meteors!
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They're evil!
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You need to go!
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You sure you're okay?
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You don't understand.
You don't understand.
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Bad things, real bad
things are going to happen.
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You need to go.
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The comet.
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The comet is evil.
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You need to go. There's
seeds. You need to go.
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Okay. We'll think about it.
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Don't think. Just go.
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Go now!
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We will.
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Have you got a few bucks?
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- What?
- Have you got any cash?
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He looks crazy.
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Here, take this.
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- Thanks. Thanks.
- Go get yourself
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something to eat.
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You need to go.
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You need to go.
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We will.
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What the fuck, Ollie? We're
just giving money away now.
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Hey, he needed a little
help. Don't you feel good?
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No.
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What was all that stuff
about evil and meteors?
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He's crazy.
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He had that book about meteors
turning people into monsters.
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What?
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Killer comet.
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Crazy old coot.
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We should probably get back.
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Probably.
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Look, there it is.
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Hey.
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I hope it's everything
they say it's going to be.
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Oh, I'm sure it will be.
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Right, Ollie?
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Come on, let's go.
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Where's she going?
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Ah, she's been acting a little
strange the last few days.
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You don't say.
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What was that all about?
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Aye. She's definitely got
something on her mind.
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Hey, no disrespect,
that could've got ugly.
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I mean, what if they
were packing dude?
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I... I know, dude.
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I talked to her the other day.
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I think this is gonna
be good for her.
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Gets her head out of
the books for a change.
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It's only the last few days
she's been acting weird.
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You think she's okay?
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Yeah. She's fine.
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Maybe it's the comet.
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Yeah. Before you know it,
she becomes a monster.
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She starts fighting everyone.
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- Like that chick from Alien.
- From Alien!
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Fucking good movie, dude.
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- Fucking good movie.
- Seriously, though.
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She got into MIT.
It's a big deal.
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I know.
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Hey, maybe she's just
nervous, you know?
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She's not going to
be the smartest one
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in the room anymore.
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Are you trying to
say we're all stupid?
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No.
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She's just the smartest
in your family.
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- Ah.
- Yeah.
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Well, she's going to
have to toughen up a bit,
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which could be a good thing.
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So what about you, stud?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, all-star quarterback,
dating the head cheerleader.
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- Oh, come off it.
- Life's good, isn't it?
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Just because you didn't
get in the team, dude.
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Oh, fuck you.
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I'll bring you down, son.
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You... you really
dig Lizzie, huh?
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Yeah, man. She's a babe.
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She's cool as fuck.
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I get it. I get it.
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You ever get bored?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, you've been with
Cyla for fucking ever.
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It's called love, man.
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She's special.
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You're such a dick.
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I'm just fucking with you, man.
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Come on. That's
what friends do.
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You mess with the bull,
young man, you get the horns.
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That was so bad. So bad.
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I have a really good feeling
about tonight, though.
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I think it's going
to be amazing.
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Because everyone's
been telling us, man.
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Once in a lifetime.
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You know it.
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We should probably
get back, though.
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They're probably
wondering where we are.
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I've said it before,
and I'll say it again.
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- Life moves pretty fast.
- Stop.
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You know, stop and look around
once in a while, well...
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Jesus.
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You can miss it.
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That was so bad. Again. Again.
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Ollie!
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Come on. We're heading back!
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Fuck.
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I hope Stevie's arrived.
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Oh, my God. Me too.
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If he ain't carrying,
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I'm going to stab
him in the eye.
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He's always carrying.
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I... You know, I'm going to be
puffing like a choo-choo train.
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Calm down, Spicoli.
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- Let's get the hell out of here.
- Out of here.
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Well, there'll be
good fishing tonight.
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So, have you told anybody yet?
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No.
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Okay.
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Are you sure you know
what you're doing?
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I'll say something tonight.
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Okay.
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It's just, you know, MIT.
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I mean, that's a
serious opportunity.
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I know.
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Okay.
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- Three, two, one.
- Look.
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Told you.
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You win. You win.
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00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,417
Hey, maybe you could
replace them with robots.
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00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,877
Let's not overreach.
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00:17:24,169 --> 00:17:26,379
I was thinking trained monkeys?
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00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,095
What's that?
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00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,098
I think I cut myself.
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No. The noises.
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Yeah, listen.
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- Boo!
- Jesus! Fuck!
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Oh, what up?
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Heya!
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My God.
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00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,252
I think I just shit myself.
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00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,255
Looks like we came just
in the nick of time.
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00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,924
Hey, you carrying?
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Does a wild bear shit
in the woods, my friend.
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00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:15,929
That's just what I
want to hear right now.
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00:18:16,221 --> 00:18:20,391
Looks like you could
use a little medication.
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♪ Don't be afraid, let
the dark consume you ♪
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♪ Hello boys, do you
reckon right ♪
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♪ Let it out and fall to me ♪
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00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:44,661
♪ Run into the blue
sky, you're so empty ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Huh.
247
00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:25,983
No... No...
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00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:52,218
I'm telling you, when
you're gone, you're gone.
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Uh, reincarnation?
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00:25:56,722 --> 00:26:00,308
- What do you think?
- You're the future scientist.
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00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:03,395
I don't believe
in reincarnation.
252
00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,814
And I didn't in my
past life either.
253
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,984
So stupid.
254
00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:10,361
You all right, Ollie?
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00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:12,195
I don't think I want to do it.
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00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,197
- Do what?
- MIT.
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00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,408
Why?
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I want to take a
couple of years.
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Do some traveling.
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00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,373
I'm tired of playing it safe.
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00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:25,418
You're the one that said
I need to toughen up.
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Live life. Right?
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00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:31,299
To a new life, Ollie,
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00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:35,802
one must fuck death
in the gallbladder.
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00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:40,307
And Dad is going to be pissed.
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00:26:40,308 --> 00:26:42,559
I can always reapply.
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Go back.
268
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:45,186
And it's your life.
269
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:46,896
You have to do what you want.
270
00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:49,607
Hey, you only live once.
271
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,778
Well, I'm still trying
to figure that out.
272
00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,823
So stupid.
273
00:26:56,490 --> 00:26:58,617
I've got your
back. Don't worry.
274
00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:05,790
Hey, what have we got here?
275
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,417
Aye.
276
00:27:07,418 --> 00:27:09,378
Looks like we got
ourselves a sailor boy.
277
00:27:09,670 --> 00:27:11,797
Hey, sailor boy. Good
night, me hearty.
278
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,217
Well, blow me down.
279
00:27:37,365 --> 00:27:39,240
Come on. Tell us, Stevie.
280
00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,701
All right, all right.
281
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,245
Gather round. Gather round.
282
00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:46,499
So, I was visiting Scotland
a couple of years ago.
283
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:50,127
And it was really,
really late one night.
284
00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:52,922
So, I'm walking up these
extremely old steps.
285
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:55,466
And they're going up
towards this castle.
286
00:27:55,758 --> 00:27:57,968
And I'm going up and up.
287
00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:02,180
It's like 2 AM and
coming down towards me
288
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:04,350
there's this really old lady.
289
00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:06,017
And I mean old.
290
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,561
And she's looking at me.
291
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:11,689
Looking at me like she knows me.
292
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,450
And I'm just trying to
get back to the hotel.
293
00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:16,112
So I keep walking, head down.
294
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:17,488
She stops me.
295
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:19,573
She's wearing one
of those capes,
296
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,617
you know, the cloaks
with the hoods.
297
00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:24,911
And I mean, she is ancient.
298
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,205
She looks at me.
299
00:28:26,497 --> 00:28:30,793
She says, "Is
your name Stevie?"
300
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:34,087
And I'm like, you know, I'm from
the other side of the world.
301
00:28:34,088 --> 00:28:35,506
Nobody knows me here.
302
00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:38,092
It's 2 AM and this is happening.
303
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,552
So, I'm freaking out.
304
00:28:40,553 --> 00:28:44,098
But I'm like, "Yeah,
my name's Stevie."
305
00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:47,476
She says, "I know who you are."
306
00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,144
I'm like, "How can
you know who I am?
307
00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:50,312
We've never met before."
308
00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:51,897
She says...
309
00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:55,359
"I met you in a past life."
310
00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:58,737
I'm like, "What? Are you crazy?"
311
00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:03,284
She says, "When I
was young, I met you.
312
00:29:03,576 --> 00:29:06,370
And you were a wolf."
313
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,914
And I'm like, "Come
on. Is this a joke?
314
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:12,959
Did somebody put you up
to this? "She says, " No.
315
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:18,256
You were a wolf and you
were killed by a horse.
316
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,009
I watched it happen."
317
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:23,303
And now I'm intrigued,
I say, "Go on."
318
00:29:23,304 --> 00:29:26,223
She says, "You were running.
319
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,349
And a horse kicked you.
320
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,894
And you died."
321
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:32,563
And I'm looking at
her like, no way.
322
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,731
She says, "It happened.
323
00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:38,026
The horse kicked
you behind your ear.
324
00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:39,320
Go on.
325
00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:42,406
Feel behind your left ear."
326
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,783
So, I feel behind my left ear.
327
00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,994
You know what? The
strange thing is...
328
00:29:47,995 --> 00:29:49,538
Feel here.
329
00:29:50,748 --> 00:29:52,583
Oh, my Go... You asshole!
330
00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:54,751
Doodie!
331
00:29:54,752 --> 00:29:57,171
You had me there,
dude. You had me.
332
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,131
That was pretty funny.
333
00:29:59,423 --> 00:30:00,715
Fuck.
334
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,888
- Fuck!
- Giant sailor killed Spike!
335
00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,515
Like a giant fucking sailor!
336
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,311
What the fuck are
you doing here?
337
00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:14,355
You gotta go! You
gotta go, man.
338
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:15,731
What was that?
339
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,691
- Just some fucking tweaker.
- Tweaker?
340
00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,423
Yeah, they were at
the beach earlier.
341
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:20,945
Oh, this is great.
342
00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:24,532
What giant sailor?
343
00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,741
It could be that old
sailor guy from earlier.
344
00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:28,369
Yeah, what sailor?
345
00:30:28,661 --> 00:30:30,204
We ran into him on the way here.
346
00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:31,497
Literally ran into him.
347
00:30:31,789 --> 00:30:33,582
He's like 80.
348
00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:35,960
He's harmless.
Tweaker's tripping.
349
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,337
Maybe we should be on
the lookout for an Indian
350
00:30:38,629 --> 00:30:39,963
and a motorcycle cop.
351
00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:41,923
Don't forget a
cowboy and a builder.
352
00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:46,095
Must be some good shit.
We should track him down.
353
00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:47,888
So stupid.
354
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,474
Guys, let's not let
this ruin our night.
355
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:53,977
Remember? Once in a lifetime.
356
00:30:53,978 --> 00:30:55,396
I'll second that.
357
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,399
So we're just gonna act
like it didn't happen?
358
00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:01,026
Yep.
359
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,279
On that note, gotta drop
the kids off at the pool.
360
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,614
Thanks for letting us know.
361
00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,575
You're welcome. Where is it?
362
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,909
- I think it's that way.
- Thanks.
363
00:31:09,910 --> 00:31:12,663
Anyway, we got some
business to attend to.
364
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,542
Do they ever stop?
365
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:19,044
I don't think so.
366
00:31:20,838 --> 00:31:22,381
That druggy guy scared me.
367
00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:24,633
Hey, trust me, he's gone.
368
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:27,010
You've got nothing
to worry about.
369
00:31:27,011 --> 00:31:28,178
And...
370
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:29,847
I told you I didn't
want to come.
371
00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:32,933
- I hate camping.
- Hey, it's one night.
372
00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:35,394
It's historic, remember?
373
00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,104
That's what everyone's saying.
374
00:31:37,396 --> 00:31:38,396
Historic, huh?
375
00:31:38,564 --> 00:31:40,858
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
376
00:31:42,109 --> 00:31:43,109
Go on, then.
377
00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:11,597
Give me some sugar, baby.
378
00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:55,766
♪ Oh, what do you do
with a drunken sailor ♪
379
00:32:57,643 --> 00:33:00,520
♪ Oh, what do you
do with a... ♪
380
00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:03,732
♪ What do you do with... ♪
381
00:33:08,821 --> 00:33:10,446
♪ What do you do with
a drunken sailor ♪
382
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:11,615
♪ What do you do ♪
383
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:18,664
♪ Early in the morning ♪
384
00:33:24,378 --> 00:33:28,131
♪ Way up she rises, way... ♪
385
00:33:28,132 --> 00:33:30,174
♪ Up she rises, way... ♪
386
00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:45,709
No!
387
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:20,744
So cool.
388
00:35:22,913 --> 00:35:25,916
This won't happen
again until 2061.
389
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,043
It's the Dutch Trail.
390
00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:30,295
That's what we're looking at.
391
00:35:30,587 --> 00:35:31,922
The meteors?
392
00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:36,093
Some are traveling at a
130,000 miles per hour
393
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,442
He is the Terminator of fucking.
394
00:35:53,443 --> 00:35:55,444
Oh, I love that movie.
395
00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,865
- You've seen it?
- Seen it. Love it.
396
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,408
We just saw it on video.
397
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:01,993
You know, they're
going to make a sequel.
398
00:36:01,994 --> 00:36:04,287
Nah, it'll never be as good.
399
00:36:04,288 --> 00:36:06,205
- Impossible.
- Forget that.
400
00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,332
- Critters is out today.
- Today?
401
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,669
Yeah, you've seen the trailer?
402
00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:15,507
Little monster from space.
403
00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:32,482
Whoa, did you see that?
404
00:36:32,774 --> 00:36:34,526
- Yeah.
- It landed right over there.
405
00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:35,943
Look, there's another one.
406
00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:37,194
I want to take a look.
407
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,072
- Where's Stevie?
- Probably lost.
408
00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:41,198
You guys go check
out your meteor.
409
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,618
We'll check on Stevie.
410
00:36:42,910 --> 00:36:44,118
- You sure?
- Sure.
411
00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:45,287
Well, what about them?
412
00:36:45,579 --> 00:36:47,247
Trent!
413
00:36:49,917 --> 00:36:51,293
Lizzy!
414
00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:53,878
We're going to go off on a walk.
415
00:36:57,633 --> 00:36:58,913
I don't think they're listening.
416
00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:00,260
Okay, let's go.
417
00:37:29,998 --> 00:37:31,333
Not so hard.
418
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,711
Trent, too hard.
419
00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:15,544
Original director and
Dennis Hopper set?
420
00:38:15,836 --> 00:38:17,671
Wow, I can't wait.
421
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,215
- You know what's crazy?
- What?
422
00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:23,677
Stevie told me that in the
UK, the first one is illegal.
423
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,511
You can go to jail
for having it.
424
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:27,723
- No.
- Seriously, they have this
425
00:38:28,015 --> 00:38:31,017
list of banned films called the
video nasty list or something.
426
00:38:31,018 --> 00:38:32,268
You're making this up.
427
00:38:32,269 --> 00:38:34,186
- Honestly!
- Come on.
428
00:38:34,187 --> 00:38:36,147
No, some Bible bashers
put it together
429
00:38:36,148 --> 00:38:38,316
because it wasn't in
line with her beliefs.
430
00:38:38,608 --> 00:38:40,277
You're winding me up.
431
00:38:40,569 --> 00:38:43,279
- The UK?
- Jail time duty.
432
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,907
It's crazy.
433
00:38:47,576 --> 00:38:49,660
Whoa. Another one.
434
00:38:55,292 --> 00:38:59,546
So now that you've been thinking
about taking some time out,
435
00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:02,715
do you ever think
about other things?
436
00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:04,301
Like what?
437
00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:06,969
You know, other things.
438
00:39:09,431 --> 00:39:13,225
It's not my priority right now.
439
00:39:13,226 --> 00:39:14,728
When the time is right.
440
00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:16,730
When's that?
441
00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:20,316
I don't know.
442
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:22,235
Look.
443
00:39:22,527 --> 00:39:24,653
Check it out!
444
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,073
Whoa.
445
00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:31,161
Don't touch it, it'll
burn your hand clean off!
446
00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:33,789
I wasn't going to.
447
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:40,504
It's like you and God got
together just to impress me.
448
00:39:40,796 --> 00:39:42,463
- That is exactly what I did.
- Yeah?
449
00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:44,883
Me and the big man are tight.
450
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:48,929
Is that normal?
451
00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:53,016
You'd have to ask your
sis about that one.
452
00:39:54,184 --> 00:39:55,602
I think I see Stevie's legs.
453
00:39:57,145 --> 00:39:58,522
I think he's passed out.
454
00:39:58,814 --> 00:40:00,190
- In the outhouse?
- Yeah.
455
00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:02,859
Oh, that is horrible.
456
00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,780
Oh. The smell...
457
00:40:07,531 --> 00:40:09,825
- That is bad.
- Oh, my God.
458
00:40:14,538 --> 00:40:16,123
Oh, my God!
459
00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:19,918
What? What?
460
00:40:22,003 --> 00:40:23,213
What the fuck?
461
00:40:23,505 --> 00:40:25,465
Whoever did this
might still be here.
462
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,675
Who did this?
463
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,929
I don't know. We've got
to get back to camp now.
464
00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:33,056
Come on!
465
00:40:40,897 --> 00:40:43,108
There's something I
really want to tell you.
466
00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:47,737
I think I know what
you're going to say.
467
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:55,035
Mon?
468
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,231
- Did you hear that?
- Yeah. Yeah.
469
00:41:24,232 --> 00:41:25,442
Ollie?
470
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:11,363
It's me, it's me.
471
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:14,574
Mon... Mon's dead.
472
00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:16,493
- What?
- Mon's dead!
473
00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:20,120
A meteor... a meteor,
through her head.
474
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:22,666
What is it?
475
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:25,417
- Stevie's dead.
- What?
476
00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:27,587
- Someone killed him.
- No.
477
00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:30,298
Someone ripped his head off.
478
00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:32,509
They shit down his neck.
479
00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:36,095
Look, we all get back to camp.
480
00:42:36,096 --> 00:42:38,556
We get the car keys and we get
the fuck out of here, okay?
481
00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:40,891
- Okay.
- Everyone, quietly.
482
00:42:54,114 --> 00:42:55,197
Stop.
483
00:42:55,198 --> 00:42:56,574
- What?
- Sh.
484
00:42:58,410 --> 00:42:59,619
Is that...
485
00:43:00,412 --> 00:43:02,162
the old guy from before?
486
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:05,083
- What happened to him?
- Sh.
487
00:43:11,548 --> 00:43:14,467
- Is that...
- Lizzy?
488
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,432
I don't think so.
489
00:43:20,724 --> 00:43:23,184
- Oh, no.
- Shh.
490
00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:28,815
The keys are in my bag.
491
00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:31,318
I'm going to sneak around.
492
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:32,902
Run back and get them.
493
00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:34,446
- Wait.
- What?
494
00:43:34,738 --> 00:43:36,114
What if anything happens to you?
495
00:43:36,406 --> 00:43:40,075
You and Ollie just keep
running. Don't look back.
496
00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:42,077
Try and find help.
497
00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:43,330
I should go.
498
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,457
- What?
- I should go.
499
00:43:45,749 --> 00:43:48,251
Your clothes. He'll see you.
500
00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:50,503
No.
501
00:43:51,087 --> 00:43:53,339
Yes. I'm doing this.
502
00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:58,511
If anything happens,
no matter what,
503
00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,180
everyone meet at the car.
504
00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:05,352
- You heard that, right?
- Yeah.
505
00:44:05,894 --> 00:44:08,104
You get in that car and go.
506
00:47:27,220 --> 00:47:29,931
Hey! Hey! Hey!
507
00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:36,396
Hey!
508
00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:01,588
Oh, oh my...
509
00:48:06,634 --> 00:48:07,719
Oh my God.
510
00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:10,221
The car's wrecked. What
are we going to do?
511
00:48:10,513 --> 00:48:12,097
- We'll walk it out.
- Cas, where's Cas?
512
00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:13,474
- I don't know.
- Oh, my God.
513
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:14,766
- We have to find him.
- We will.
514
00:48:14,767 --> 00:48:15,934
Oh my God. That old sailor.
515
00:48:15,935 --> 00:48:17,770
- That monster.
- Shh.
516
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:20,773
This way.
517
00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:54,599
- I need to stop.
- Okay. Just for a minute.
518
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,020
We're not going to
make it, are we?
519
00:48:59,312 --> 00:49:00,395
Of course we are.
520
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:01,730
I don't know if I can do this.
521
00:49:01,731 --> 00:49:03,358
Hey, get it together.
522
00:49:03,650 --> 00:49:04,651
We'll get through this.
523
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:07,527
- What about Cas?
- Hey.
524
00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:09,155
Hey.
525
00:49:09,906 --> 00:49:12,157
He mentioned earlier
something about
526
00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:13,534
an old industrial area nearby.
527
00:49:13,826 --> 00:49:15,286
It's pretty dangerous up there.
528
00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,498
- What do you mean?
- It's an old dumping ground.
529
00:49:17,789 --> 00:49:18,789
It's private property.
530
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,792
But isn't it near a main road?
531
00:49:21,084 --> 00:49:22,584
- That's it.
- But...
532
00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:25,088
- Cas. That's where he's gone.
- Are you sure?
533
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:26,607
There's old workshops
right by there.
534
00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:27,631
He's probably found help.
535
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,133
Come on. Let's go.
536
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:33,429
Ah!
537
00:49:33,721 --> 00:49:35,098
Come on. Let's go.
538
00:50:49,797 --> 00:50:53,676
Ah!
539
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:17,742
Hey!
540
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:35,152
Cas? Cas?
541
00:52:36,404 --> 00:52:39,156
Cas?
542
00:52:39,866 --> 00:52:41,701
Cas?
543
00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:49,500
Baby.
544
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,336
I'll find you.
545
00:52:53,546 --> 00:52:55,715
I'll find you.
546
00:53:16,152 --> 00:53:17,737
Hello?
547
00:53:18,529 --> 00:53:20,989
Hello?
548
00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:22,741
Anybody there?
549
00:53:22,742 --> 00:53:24,035
Hello?
550
00:53:27,204 --> 00:53:28,789
Can you help me?
551
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:35,212
Please, sir. I need help.
552
00:53:35,504 --> 00:53:37,173
There's a man trying to kill me.
553
00:53:37,465 --> 00:53:38,924
What are you saying?
554
00:53:38,925 --> 00:53:40,300
Please, sir.
555
00:53:40,301 --> 00:53:43,094
There's a man... a man.
556
00:53:43,095 --> 00:53:45,806
He's killing everybody.
557
00:53:46,098 --> 00:53:47,808
You on drugs?
558
00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:51,937
Let me get a look at you.
559
00:53:51,938 --> 00:53:53,397
Please, sir.
560
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:56,984
Just a child.
561
00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:00,321
- You smoke that shit?
- No, sir.
562
00:54:02,782 --> 00:54:04,991
Nobody's killing
anybody around here.
563
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:07,203
You're safe here.
564
00:54:24,971 --> 00:54:26,138
Here.
565
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:30,309
What's back there?
566
00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:32,770
I'll be asking the
questions, child.
567
00:54:36,190 --> 00:54:37,566
Tell me what happened.
568
00:54:38,275 --> 00:54:40,236
Something happened to him.
569
00:54:40,528 --> 00:54:42,278
- Who?
- The sailor.
570
00:54:42,279 --> 00:54:44,115
- What?
- An old sailor.
571
00:54:44,407 --> 00:54:45,574
An old sailor dog?
572
00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:47,702
I don't know what
happened to him.
573
00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:49,620
He's like a mutant.
574
00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:52,580
Are you sure you ain't
smoking that shit?
575
00:54:52,581 --> 00:54:54,750
He killed Cas.
576
00:54:55,042 --> 00:54:57,253
- Who?
- My brother.
577
00:55:05,136 --> 00:55:06,761
What's your name, child?
578
00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:08,138
Ollie.
579
00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:10,598
Well, Ollie.
580
00:55:10,599 --> 00:55:12,350
Nobody's gonna get you here.
581
00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:13,769
You don't understand.
582
00:55:14,061 --> 00:55:16,147
Oh, I understand just fine.
583
00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:18,773
What do you mean?
584
00:55:18,774 --> 00:55:20,526
Not this time.
585
00:55:22,278 --> 00:55:26,073
1973. We just
survived an ambush.
586
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:28,951
There was only three
of the squad left.
587
00:55:29,577 --> 00:55:31,370
I remember reaching for Charlie.
588
00:55:32,371 --> 00:55:34,457
He was handing me
his last grenade.
589
00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:38,294
Must be the way
his body was lying.
590
00:55:41,422 --> 00:55:43,339
I could hear them laughing.
591
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,133
Coming to check on
their handiwork.
592
00:55:45,134 --> 00:55:46,510
But then...
593
00:55:51,807 --> 00:55:54,685
A Navy destroyer
shelled the whole area.
594
00:55:54,977 --> 00:55:57,021
Must have thought
we was all dead.
595
00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:00,149
Just like tonight.
596
00:56:00,816 --> 00:56:02,233
It rained down dead.
597
00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:04,069
Phosphorus.
598
00:56:04,070 --> 00:56:06,238
Burned right
through you it will.
599
00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:09,658
You gotta cut it out of
your skin as it burns
600
00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:11,452
right down to the bone.
601
00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:15,580
Well, the smoke cleared.
602
00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:17,083
And everybody's dead.
603
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:20,377
Made me the man I am today.
604
00:56:21,587 --> 00:56:23,672
Nobody fucks with me today.
605
00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:25,924
I'm sorry.
606
00:56:25,925 --> 00:56:28,094
Ain't you a foe, child?
607
00:56:28,803 --> 00:56:31,180
Only the dead saw
the end of that war.
608
00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:36,017
What are we going to do?
609
00:56:36,018 --> 00:56:38,604
What are we gonna do?
610
00:56:40,648 --> 00:56:44,527
Might be time to introduce
this old sailor to Bernice.
611
00:56:44,819 --> 00:56:46,362
Who's Bernice?
612
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,962
Say hello to Bernice.
613
00:57:03,254 --> 00:57:04,630
Fuck me.
614
00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:09,175
Goddamn raccoons.
615
00:57:09,176 --> 00:57:10,927
I don't think that's raccoons.
616
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:12,680
Stay here.
617
00:57:23,691 --> 00:57:25,317
I'll be right back.
618
00:57:27,486 --> 00:57:28,696
No.
619
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:11,655
Here's to you, Willie Peter.
620
00:58:25,753 --> 00:58:28,756
Ah!
621
00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:45,981
Ollie.
622
00:58:47,816 --> 00:58:49,276
Ollie.
623
00:58:50,653 --> 00:58:54,072
Ollie. Ollie.
624
00:58:54,073 --> 00:58:55,491
Shit.
625
00:59:21,517 --> 00:59:24,728
Ollie. Ollie.
626
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:43,205
Ah!
627
00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:49,503
Ah!
628
01:01:07,790 --> 01:01:10,000
Fuck you, sailor.
629
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:14,231
Ah!
630
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:19,445
Ollie. Ollie. Ollie.
631
01:02:21,155 --> 01:02:22,406
Ollie.
632
01:02:40,174 --> 01:02:43,385
Get away from her, you prick.
633
01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:52,978
Shiver me timbers.
634
01:02:54,605 --> 01:02:56,231
Ah!
635
01:03:01,403 --> 01:03:03,530
That feels.
636
01:03:03,822 --> 01:03:07,409
Ah!
637
01:04:28,323 --> 01:04:31,785
Not so fast.
638
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:34,496
I likes to touch.
639
01:05:14,328 --> 01:05:17,914
I just can't take it no more.
640
01:05:26,298 --> 01:05:29,175
That's one hell of a chainsaw.
641
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:34,139
It's not a chainsaw.
642
01:05:35,766 --> 01:05:37,768
Chainsaws are for children.
643
01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:04,335
- What is this?
- I think it's a Johnson.
644
01:06:04,336 --> 01:06:06,004
Jesus, fuck.
645
01:06:06,838 --> 01:06:07,922
It's a goddamn bloodbath.
646
01:06:07,923 --> 01:06:09,757
We're there too.
647
01:06:09,758 --> 01:06:11,551
Zanaletto.
648
01:06:11,843 --> 01:06:14,971
Oh!
649
01:06:17,683 --> 01:06:19,101
We got nothing, Arthur.
650
01:06:19,393 --> 01:06:20,811
Nothing?
651
01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:25,148
We took the old
man and the punk.
652
01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,446
We're gonna need more
clean up down here.
653
01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:34,741
- Where's the girls?
- Back there.
654
01:06:54,803 --> 01:06:56,887
Good evening, folks.
655
01:06:56,888 --> 01:06:59,265
You're listening to the
Night Shift on Wicked Radio.
656
01:06:59,266 --> 01:07:02,477
We've got quite an interesting
topic to discuss tonight.
657
01:07:02,769 --> 01:07:04,569
The series of gruesome
murders that took place
658
01:07:04,646 --> 01:07:06,231
in Northern California
a few weeks ago.
659
01:07:06,898 --> 01:07:09,025
Our lines are open,
so who's calling?
660
01:07:09,317 --> 01:07:10,944
Hey, Bruce, this is Wes.
661
01:07:11,236 --> 01:07:13,989
I've been following the
news about those murders,
662
01:07:14,281 --> 01:07:15,991
and it's seriously
messed up, man.
663
01:07:16,283 --> 01:07:18,451
Hey, Wes. What do
you make of it?
664
01:07:18,452 --> 01:07:20,912
From what I heard,
some mutant sailor was
665
01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:22,580
responsible for the massacre.
666
01:07:22,581 --> 01:07:24,666
Ripping heads off
and everything.
667
01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:27,502
And guess what? It all
happened on the night of
668
01:07:27,794 --> 01:07:30,130
that meteor shower
during Halley's Comet.
669
01:07:30,422 --> 01:07:32,591
Yeah, I remember the reports
mentioning the comet.
670
01:07:32,883 --> 01:07:35,342
Do they think this mutant
creature truly exists?
671
01:07:35,343 --> 01:07:37,554
There were two survivors.
672
01:07:37,846 --> 01:07:40,474
One of them even lost
a hand in the attack.
673
01:07:40,766 --> 01:07:43,393
It's messed up. The
girl who lost her hand
674
01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:45,645
claims she killed
the mutant sailor
675
01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:47,646
using a meteor-powered saw.
676
01:07:47,647 --> 01:07:49,524
Must have been smoking some of
677
01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:51,776
that wacky-backy, if
you know what I mean.
678
01:07:51,777 --> 01:07:53,944
Yeah, I hear you. But
here's the kicker.
679
01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:57,448
The police can't find the
sailor's body anywhere.
680
01:07:57,449 --> 01:07:58,849
It's almost like
this whole thing is
681
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,577
one big urban legend.
682
01:08:00,869 --> 01:08:03,120
But hey, it seems like there's
some strange happenings
683
01:08:03,121 --> 01:08:04,914
going on in New York now, too.
684
01:08:04,915 --> 01:08:06,958
I've been hearing reports
of identical murders.
685
01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,044
Whoa, hold up.
686
01:08:09,336 --> 01:08:11,378
Are you saying that the mutant
sailor is on the loose again?
687
01:08:11,379 --> 01:08:14,883
Same M.O. Heads getting
ripped off, the whole shebang.
688
01:08:15,175 --> 01:08:18,386
It's like a twisted sequel to
what happened in California.
689
01:08:18,678 --> 01:08:21,096
Absolutely. If any of
our listeners out there
690
01:08:21,097 --> 01:08:24,308
have any thoughts or insights
into these bizarre murders,
691
01:08:24,309 --> 01:08:29,104
give us a call at 800-454-8000.
692
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:30,425
We'd love to hear
your take on it.
693
01:08:30,690 --> 01:08:32,818
It's definitely a crazy story.
694
01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,193
You got that right, Wes.
695
01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:35,861
Thanks, Bruce.
696
01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:37,530
Thanks for sharing
your thoughts.
697
01:08:37,531 --> 01:08:38,823
And let's hope we get
some answers soon.
698
01:08:38,824 --> 01:08:40,075
Take care.
699
01:08:51,086 --> 01:08:52,170
Groovy.
700
01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:02,055
Chainsaws are for children.
701
01:09:06,810 --> 01:09:08,895
Ollie?
702
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:17,153
Ollie!
703
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,035
That was pretty funny.
704
01:09:29,624 --> 01:09:32,210
Looks like we came just
in the nick of time.
705
01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:38,967
Oh, look.
706
01:09:45,557 --> 01:09:49,936
Now's the time to introduce
this sailor to Bernice.
707
01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:58,904
The comet. The
comet, it's evil!
708
01:10:03,658 --> 01:10:07,037
Well, there'll be
good fishin' tonight.
709
01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:14,878
Shiver Me Timbers.
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