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- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

We're throwing the Let's Get Sea Sickening Ball.

You need to upcycle marine debris

into high-fashion couture.

Lana Ja'Rae...

- What's bothering me is you not standing

as if you have any confidence.

- Hormona Lisa...

- I've had a hard time remembering

the series of looks.

- Arrietty...

- This is one of my favorite looks of the night.

- Condragulations, you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

- Lana Ja'Rae, shantay, you stay.

Hormona Lisa...

sashay away.

- Girl.

- Hormona.

- We're back in the Werk Room.

Hormona has, unfortunately, been eliminated.

And I am really...

Y'all, I can't even lie to y'all.

Tears weren't shed.

- "Pumpkins, never stop dreaming.

Forever, the chosen one."

The chosen one.

- Well, welcome

to the Beat Hormona in the Lip Sync Club.

I know.

- Bye, Hormona. We are going to miss you, baby.

So far in this competition,

my confidence has been shaken a lot.

When I'm back in New York,

I feel like the most fab person ever.

But I have not been impressing the judges.

I need to keep my head in the game

and fully bring myself to the table for every challenge.

And that's how I'm going to escape "mediocracy."

- Well, congratulations to our winner, Ms. Arrietty.

Yes!

- Piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!

- Hi, bitch, you went home last week.

And then you're back, and you won.

- If there's any way to prove that you deserve to be here

and that dunk was worth it, it's by winning immediately.

- I am in the winners' circle now.

- Word. - Welcome, honey.

- Crystal, how do you feel being in the top?

- I feel great.

I think I would have won

if Miss Arrietty went home last week.

- Wow.

- It's frustrating to not win a challenge yet.

All these girls want to win.

But I want to win really, really more.

- How are the safe divas feeling who are safe this week?

- A design challenge is not one where I'm like,

I'm coming for you bitches.

So I'm excited to be safe and to keep on trucking,

because now I'm coming for you bitches.

- Let me perform. Let me be funny.

I'm ready to win another challenge.

- Well, now that we've got these beautiful outfits

out of the ocean, I think it's time to recycle them.

Let's chuck it in the bucket.

- Chuck it in the bucket!

Wow.

- Some of these bitches really need to recycle that shit

because it was crazy.

Aah!

- Lana, that lip sync was fierce.

- Was it a good lip sync? - Bitch, you were so hot.

- When you did this leg thing, when you were like this...

Do it again.

- You literally touched your hair.

Do it again. Do it again.

- It's so sickening. - You're a fucking icon.

- I think Jewels might be overpraising Lana

just a little bit.

Icon status? That's, like, a huge word.

- How do I do that? - Do it like a mermaid.

- I don't know why everyone's walking around,

acting like they are the best thing since sliced bread.

But some things that the girls are giving

are not giving what they think it's giving.

- Whee.

Whee.

- At this point, I feel like the girls

that think that they're so strong at everything

will tire themselves out and flutter and filter out.

- So that means there is still a chance for me,

the king, Kori Andre Charles, to rise to the top.

Aah!

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May the best drag queen win, best drag queen win

Wow.

Ooh.

- It's a new day in the Werk Room.

And Hormona just headed to the house, honey.

And I love it, because she tried to come for me.

- Who's going home next?

I'll miss you, Sam.

- And, bitch, karma will get you every time.

My God, Hormona's gone.

- She left the bob!

My God!

- Hormona may be eliminated, but the bob is forever.

Hormona!

- I just find it amazing that Hormona's bob

has been on more episodes of "Drag Race" than she has.

That bob, baby...

That bob is stiff competition, honey.

- Hello, hello, hello.

Hi.

- Someone get my cup. - I got the cup.

- Come on, Sue. Yes to all those sparkles.

- You know, the world is a crazy place.

And to make sense of it all,

sometimes we just have to laugh.

- That's all you can do. That's all you can do.

- So, for the greater good of all humanity...

We are playing the Snatch Game.

- The Snatch Game is what I, Suzie Toot, am here to do.

- Yay. Another comedy challenge.

- Now, you know the rules.

Impersonate a celebrity and make us laugh.

God.

- Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

My God.

- Aah!

Snatch Game is a free-form attack

on your favorite amazing celebrities.

- What are you doing? - I'm doing Eddie Murphy.

I'm doing... - Yes!

- I'm doing Eddie Murphy.

I've been watching Eddie Murphy since I've been a kid...

"Nutty Professor," "Coming to America,"

and obviously, "Shrek."

This is the moment where you need

to go into your Rolodex of celebrities

that you've been watching since you've been a young child.

You know, I love how he banters.

And so I'm excited to just...

- And he's so funny. - And he's so funny.

I don't do a lot of impersonations in my drag.

But I've been doing theater for a very long time,

so I'm at home once again.

- What are you doing, Acacia?

- I think I'm gonna do Trisha Paytas.

- Fun. - I know.

Trisha Paytas is a Internet sensation, the meme goddess.

- Do you worry a little bit

because Miss Sugar did Trisha Paytas

and she was in the bottom for her Snatch Game?

Jesus, you are my best friend

- I don't think she could have made anyone funny.

- Also very...

- So I don't really feel as worried.

- Because Trisha Paytas is hysterical.

- I feel like I'm taking a risk.

But I think it's gonna pay off. Trisha Paytas or bust.

- I really, really hope that I can do my first option,

which is Miss Bigfoot.

I am deciding to take this alternative route

for Snatch Game... Miss Bigfoot.

Hello?

- What are you doing, Suzie?

- Ellen Greene from the movie "Little Shop of Horrors."

- She said that. - Is that Audrey?

- Yes.

I have decided to portray the iconic Ellen Greene,

most well known for playing the role of Audrey

in "Little Shop of Horrors."

She's a character that I know and love.

And I slay the fuck out of Ms. Ellen Greene.

This is an impression that I've done many times back home.

I've won competitions as her.

I know this like the back of my hand.

- Miss Suzie is talking a big game.

Talk about some... I've been studying for Snatch Game

since 1992,

when I learned who Ellen Greene was,

and I ate dinner with her...

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

- This is the challenge that I walked in with.

Like, this is one that I really want.

- This is a big challenge for Miss Suzie Toot.

- This is a big challenge.

- The comedy queen of the season...

this is your "make it or break it."

You can either... - Enough. Don't do that.

- Are we getting a third win? - You could really fail.

- We are shooting for third win.

That's the goal. - That's a big reach.

- Is it a big reach? I'm already two in...

- It could be a big flop. - I'm two in.

It feels great to be leading the pack in this competition.

And here I am, gunning for my third win in this challenge.

I want it so bad.

If I'm three wins in, they are gonna kill me.

The people versus Suzie Toot.

Well, I'll just say, shit I'm so excited.

This the motherfucking Snatch Game,

we're gonna tear some shit up,

shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.

This week's Maxi Challenge is the legendary

Snatch Game!

- I can't wait to see how this turns out.

- I know. This is, like, the week, girl.

- This is gonna set apart the girls.

- Yep.

I have an even mixture of dread and excitement in me.

I have not done well

at celebrity-impersonation challenges.

Picture it. Pacoima, July 1955.

I'm not gonna be doing a "Golden Girls" character.

But, ironically, the characters that I have chosen are all old.

So we will see.

I do like this one.

I have a lot of options.

I don't know. We're gonna have to hear what Ru says.

- I can't wait to talk to Ru about all of this.

- Hey, ladykins.

Hi.

We've got company.

- Please welcome global sensation Miss Alyssa Edwards.

Right!

I'm back, back, back again!

My God!

- Y'all, the winner of "Global All Stars"

just walked in the room.

- Ooh, look at all the girly girls.

- If you don't know who Miss Alyssa Edwards is,

turn the TV off, because you shouldn't even be watching

this fucking program.

Look at the legs!

- Alyssa Edwards is one of the most iconic drag queens

to ever be on "RuPaul's Drag Race."

- Back rolls?

Let's get this shindig a-snatchin'.

- All right, Suzie Toot, Arrietty,

Lexi, and Lydia Butthole Kollins.

Who was that again?

- Say hello to Alyssa Edwards.

- Hello. - Hi, girls.

- Alyssa has done Snatch Game several many times.

- I have done the good, the bad, and the yippie-yi-ki-gay.

- You think you're clever, don't you?

- So we're here to find out what you all are doing

and if you have any questions.

What about you, Miss Lexi love?

- I'm doing Gilbert Gottfried. - That's pretty funny.

- Gilbert Gottfried is a actor, comedian.

I know him from "Aladdin"

and even all of the amazing roasts from Comedy Central.

And it's like he's literally screaming at you at all times.

- But wouldn't your voice get a little tired?

- We're gonna find out. - Okay.

- Lydia Butthole Kollins, you've got two wigs there.

Now, Alyssa, are you getting any vibes from these?

Can we phone a friend?

- Who are you doing there?

- So I have David Lynch and Catherine O'Hara.

- David Lynch, the director... - Yep.

- And Catherine O'Hara, the great actress.

Yes.

- Now, what do you know about David Lynch, the director?

- I am just a big fan of his work in general.

And he is a fucking nut.

- But there's a dry humor there.

The pace of Snatch Game

may not be suited for that kind of humor.

Well, no, listen, it could be the funniest thing ever.

I mean... - Right. Okay.

- So if this is the character that you feel like you can get

up there and give all of us a good giggle,

then you should go with it. - Right.

- This could actually be quite clever.

- Yeah. - The David Lynch.

- I think everybody knows

that you have a twisted sense of humor.

If you can translate that into the Snatch Game,

- we're here for it. - All right.

- Trust your instinct. Listen to yourself.

Follow your Yellow Brick Road, and just make it fun.

- Well, all Yellow Brick Roads lead to the butthole.

That's what I've heard.

After the walkthrough with Ru and Alyssa,

I'm kind of leaning towards David Lynch right now.

- Who is Dave Lynch?

- They said "Lynch," I got scared.

I got to run.

I heard Lynch, I start running.

- Now, Arrietty, you won last week.

- I sure did.

I have the taste of a win, and I want another one.

- What does it taste like?

Licorice and burnt rubber.

- I think you're having a stroke.

- Don't ever watch...

- Now, you've got all these hearts and a halo.

Are you Cupid? - Yeah.

- What made you decide to do Cupid?

- Because on a regular daily basis, I am a baby.

- You are a baby? - Baby.

- And so baby equals Cupid.

I'm a baby. I'm just a baby.

- Okay?

- Already live, we saw what happened.

They're gross!

The judges have told me, don't get overshadowed

and don't do too much.

Do you know how hard it is to find a happy medium for a bitch

that's not a comedian?

- Hello! - Hello.

- Hi, girls.

- Now, Sam Star is a pageant girl.

You know about Miss Alyssa Edwards

in the pageant world? - I'm freaking out right now.

- I'm obsessed with you. - Okay. My gosh, thank you.

- Well, it looks like there's a big old pageant wig.

- She's got the crowns, the sash... she's doing me.

- Are you doing Alyssa Edwards? - I am not.

I am doing Kim Gravel, the number-one pageant coach

in the United States of America.

- Okay. - Yes.

See, I know her from QVC. - Right.

And my second choice is Eden Woods,

"Amerwica's" pageant superstar.

- From "Toddlers and Tiaras." - Yes.

- Both of these characters are hilarious.

How are you gonna make these

even more exciting than what we've seen on television?

- I know both of them back and forward,

and I know all about pageants,

so I think I'll be able to make it real funny.

- Add some spice to it, some flavor,

something that's gonna make you stand out.

- That's great advice.

Your twist is what we're looking for.

We want to peek inside your psyche.

Now, Kori King, you've come out on that runway

with those lace-up net shoes every single time.

Why is that?

- The ones that don't have a platform,

that have a netting as the base of the shoe,

is it out here somewhere? - Find the shoe!

- To the left, Ru.

- To the left, there's an orange one.

- No it's not! - Here it is.

- Ru is so shady.

- I want to know, why have you worn these shoes

every time you stepped on that runway?

- I just like them.

- The judges are having concerns about this shoe.

- Are you dancing in these? - Yeah.

- She ain't dancing there.

She was just walking the runway.

- Kori loves those orange booties more than she loves me.

Gag central.

- I see animal print and a wig with bangs.

- Black wig.

- This has given me Big Ang. - Yes.

- Big Ang from "Mob Wives."

- I'm obsessed with Big Ang.

I've been tanning for the role.

- I am 100% Big Ang.

I think she's gonna be funny. I just look so much like her.

I can't wait. I'm about to eat. I'm excited.

- Now, Onya, what do you have in front of you right now?

- I have here a mustache and some gold chains.

- I think this is a relative of Mr. T.

No.

- I don't know who that is.

- Mr. Eddie Murphy. - Eddie Murphy.

So have you done this character before?

- I've never done Eddie Murphy before.

- Okay. All right, that's an interesting choice.

Onya, I have been calling you Mrs. Barry White

for weeks and weeks and weeks. - Yes.

- Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Barry White.

Do you know who Glodean White is?

- I do not.

- She was married to Barry White.

And you resemble her.

- Ru keeps bringing up this lady,

but I have no clue what she looks like.

So I really hope it's a compliment.

- Did it ever occur to you that you could be Mrs. Barry White?

- No.

- This is what's key in this competition.

You have to listen to what the clues are.

Not to make you want to do Mrs. Barry White,

although that would be very funny.

You have to keep your ear open for those things,

not just in this competition, but in life in general.

- Usually, when RuPaul suggests that you do something else,

you do that.

But, not today.

Not no way, no how. I'm sticking with Eddie.

Eddie is here to stay.

- All right, girls, have fun.

- Thank y'all. - Thank you.

- Good luck, good luck, good luck.

- All right, Lana Ja'Rae, Jewels Sparkles,

and Crystal Envy, come on down.

All right, we got lots of characters up in here.

- Yeah.

- Lana Ja'Rae, I see a pair of glasses and a gray wig.

- I was going to do Rosa Parks.

- Rosa Parks. - Yes.

- Okay, a very pivotal character

in the Civil Rights Movement.

- Rosa Parks is known

for sitting in the front of the bus.

RuPaul always says, is the bus still running?

Of course RuPaul's gonna love Rosa Parks as an option.

There's a lot of big characters here.

But I feel like that middleman dry humor is gonna be something

that stands out in a good way.

- "Middleman dry humor"? - Yes.

- What's that?

- She's, like, very, like, a normal person.

She's, like, just on the bus, having a good time.

- Just in the back kiki-ing it with the girls.

- Girl is just trying to get to the next destination.

- Lana...

I'm dumb, and I even know more information about Rosa Parks.

- All right, Crystal Envy.

This is era 2000... - Yes.

- With a Juicy Couture tracksuit on.

- I'm doing Nicole Richie.

- Nicole Richie? - Yeah.

More "Simple Life" Nicole Richie.

- Wow. Why did you decide on her?

- She's, like, this Valley girl.

She has that, like, sense of dry, cutthroat humor,

kind of like me, so I live for that.

- Okay. - She's not loud.

She's not doing lots of physical comedy.

- You take yourself a little too seriously.

- I do.

- What would it take to get you to loosen up a little bit?

- That's, like, something I do struggle with a little bit.

When I'm in front of you guys,

I like to give that polished, poised, pageant-queen effect.

So, for this, I really want to step out of that.

- And where you're at. - Yeah.

- All the things you're saying, that's the language I speak.

This character, to me, it could go a lot of different ways.

But, like, you make a funnier character of the character.

- Yeah, exactly.

- Just drop the chalupa, let it all go...

And enjoy this moment.

- Listen, have fun, okay? Just have fun.

- Yeah.

It's hard for me to just fully let loose

because I want to put on that, like, poised,

perfect character.

I just got to drop that, and I just want to have fun today.

So get out of my head and let's get into the competition.

- All right, listen up, queens.

Later today, Alyssa and I will see you on the Snatch Game set.

And tomorrow on the main stage,

we will be joined by our extra-special guest judge,

from "Abbott Elementary," Quinta Brunson.

- What the fuck? - No way!

- My God. - What the fuck?

My God!

Ooh! Quinta!

This changes the game.

- She's not only a teacher but a leader and a mentor.

- Yes, ma'am. - Absolutely.

- So good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

- Live from Hollywood, it's the Snatch Game.

And here's your host, RuPaul.

- Welcome to the Snatch Game.

Let's meet our contestants.

First up, the pride and joy of Mesquite, Texas,

Alyssa Edwards is here.

Alyssa, are you excited to be here?

- Ru, this is not my first Snatch Game.

- Well, this is your first time seated over here.

- It is. And it feels correct.

- Up next, from the cutting-edge of technology,

it's Gay-I.

- Hello, RuPaul.

- Well, now, we've been reading a lot about you lately.

- I don't need to hear your whole life story.

Let's play.

- She got all the attitude and all the intelligence.

All right, now it's time to meet our stars.

First up, it's YouTube phenomenon Trisha Paytas.

Hey, girl. Hey.

Your breasts seem bigger than usual.

- I just got a reduction.

- What made you decide to get a reduction?

- I just really wanted to be able to start running again.

Well, welcome to the show.

- Thank you. - Hope you have fun.

All right, up next, from "Little Shop of Horrors,"

it's Ellen Greene. - Hello.

- How are things downtown, doll?

- Things are wonderful.

- I can detect a slight accent. Where are you from?

I'm from the "dahk," "dahk" streets

- of Pennsylvania. - Okay.

All right, up next, funnyman Gilbert Gottfried is here.

- Hey, how you doing, RuPaul?

- Now, Gilbert, you are a very funny man.

Have you always been funny?

- My whole life.

Shit.

- How old were you when you realized you were funny?

Jesus Christ.

Um, you know...

Fuck.

- Lexi and Gilbert, they're fighting right now.

And I don't know who's winning the fight.

But I do know that Lexi is not winning the Snatch Game.

- Up next, pageant coach

and QVC queen Kim Gravel is here.

Now, how old were you when you got interested in pageants?

- Maybe you heard, in 1991, I won Miss Georgia.

That was the second night

that the lights went out in Georgia.

My goodness.

Now, is it true that you put Vaseline on your teeth

to keep the smile going?

- Now, that's true. And I'm all lubed up today.

All right, up next, civil rights hero Rosa Parks.

Rosa, are you happy with your seat?

- I'm not happy to be in the back.

- Well, what seat do you want to sit in?

- The very front?

- Well, would you like to switch with Big Ang?

- I'm Black, too.

- Well, Rosa Parks, I've got to ask.

Is the bus still running?

- No! No! Ru!

I was supposed to be the one to ask you

if the bus was still running.

You fucking everything up!

- Is it?

- Well, always. The bus is always still running.

- Up next, comedy superstar...

- Yeah, yeah...

- Eddie Murphy is here.

- I'm so excited for tonight's episode of the Snatch Game.

Whoo!

- Eddie, which is your favorite Greek superstar?

- You know it's Hercules, Hercules,

Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!

Whoo, shit, my mustache almost fell off.

All right, up next, everybody say "love."

- Love. - Baby Cupid is here.

- Hi!

- Now, how do you make the perfect match?

I'm... I'm just a baby.

I don't know how to do that.

- You do shoot arrows into prospective lovers.

Is that right? - That's true.

- Okay.

- Up next, acclaimed director David Lynch is with us.

- I actually tucked for this occasion.

I wanted to up the ante a little,

so I dipped it in broken glass and lemon juice before.

- And how is that treating you?

- I feel how everyone here looks...

terrible.

- Up next, she puts the "sass" in Sasquatch,

it's Miss Bigfeet.

- What the fuck did you just call me, RuPaul?

"Sasquatch" is a very offensive term to me,

- if you must know. - Is it?

Now, I see that your nails are painted.

Are you nonbinary?

- No. I'm a woman, RuPaul.

- Sweetie, are you open to having a pageant coach?

You need a hairbrush.

It looks like you brush it out with firecrackers.

- And you need hair, period, bitch.

- All right, up next,

reality-TV pioneer Nicole Richie is here.

How's life? - It's simple.

Okay.

- Me and Paris went on a long bender?

- So you guys keep up. Are you still friends?

- Actually, I stole her dog Tinkerbell.

- Yeah.

All right.

Well, listen, Lionel Richie is your father.

Of all your father's songs, what's your favorite?

- I can't fucking remember. There's too many.

- It's too many. - Yes.

All right, up next, Big Ang.

- I mean, I love these pants.

They look like two long, shiny Virginia Slims.

- My good... - Is that what you smoke?

- Back in the day.

I stopped smoking a long time ago.

- All right, here we go.

- I can't wait to see how this turns out.

- Okay, first question is for Alyssa Edwards.

Alyssa, a recent reviewer

gave the Trixie Motel 1 1/2 stars.

They were shocked when they found "blank" under the bed.

Okay, celebrities, go ahead and write down your answer.

What say you, Alyssa Edwards?

- Well, they were gagged, because when they took a peek,

they saw the woman herself, Miss Trixie.

- Trixie under the bed.

That's a full-service motel. - That's a businesswoman.

- Let's go to our celebrities and find out

what they have to say, starting with Trisha Paytas.

- I was shocked that they gave it one star.

This is the reason why I gave it five stars.

I found chicken under the bed.

- Chicken under the bed. That sounds delicious.

- I know. - For a midnight snack.

- I only eat the skins, though. I don't like the chicken.

- Let's move on down to civil rights pioneer Rosa Parks.

What say you?

- Now, Ru, I haven't stayed in a hotel before.

So I said "handcuffs."

I don't like being arrested.

- There you go. - There's the connection.

You say you don't stay in hotels.

When you go out of town, where do you stay?

- In my car.

But if you have a car, why are you taking the bus?

My God.

Because the bus is always running.

I do like a good bus. I do.

- Staying in character, aren't you, Rosa?

- All you could do is lie.

- Big Ang, what do you say?

- If it was me, because I don't smoke, I put down Newport 100s.

- Not a match. Very good, Ang.

- Damn.

- What do you say, Eddie Murphy?

- Well, you won't catch Eddie staying in nobody's motel.

So I assume there was some roaches under that bed,

because that is nasty.

- Ha ha.

- Eddie Murphy, now, I would assume

you stay in five-star hotels. - Yeah.

- Would you ever go down to a four-star hotel?

- Well, yes.

Why not?

It's just one star lower.

- Let's move on down to Ellen Greene.

Now, we're looking for Trixie under the bed.

What do you say?

- Well, I think I would have given it

a one-star review if I found the bedroom was dangerous.

I figured if there was...

- What... what... what?

- Can you hold your card up, darling?

- Yeah. - Scissors.

Scissors under the bed.

Yeah. Really?

- Girl, she sounds like she has a dick

in her mouth or something.

- Let's move on down to Gilbert Gottfried.

Gilbert Gottfried, what do you say?

- They found copious amounts of Pine-Sol

and male ejaculation.

- Okay.

That's a very interesting answer.

You got to admit that.

- One star. - One...

Shit.

Somebody shoot me.

- Unfortunately, Alyssa, no matches for you.

But the game is still young.

The next question is for Gay-I. Are you ready?

- If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready.

- That's right. Here we go.

Victoria Porkchop Parker had to close her seafood restaurant

after it was reported that dinner guests

were leaving with endless "blank."

What say you, Gay-I?

- According to my calculations, the most amusing answer is...

crabs.

And, yes, RuPaul, there is an ointment for that.

- All right, let's go to our celebrities

and find out what they wrote.

All right, let's start with David Lynch,

who seems to be having a cup of coffee or tea?

It's a French cappuccino.

- A French cappuccino. - It's real good.

- Okay, David Lynch, we're looking for crabs.

What do you say?

- I said "butt gape."

- "Butt gape."

- Fisting accident. - Ooh,.

- I'm sensing a pattern.

You are obsessed with...

- Buttholes.

- Let's move on down to Miss Bigfeet.

- Back in the day,

me and Victoria Porkchop Parker were very good friends.

Whenever she would cook for me,

I would leave her place with fleas.

That ended up killing a lot of people back in my village,

so I wrote "burials."

Okay.

Let's move on down to Nicole Richie.

- Well, I definitely wouldn't go

to Victoria Porkchop Parker's seafood restaurant.

So I just wrote down "smiles,"

because smiles, you fucking bitches.

- Why would they close it down for endless smiles?

- Because it was probably really cheap.

- Okay. All right.

- Nicole Richie is...

Is she dead?

Flatline.

- All right, let's move on down to Kim Gravel.

Kim, what do you say?

- I wrote that they left with endless "bubble guts."

I'm lactose-intolerant, which reminds me,

one time I got a girl in the top 10

at Miss Sweet Onion Blossom.

And all she did was milk her cow.

- I think you judged.

- Yeah, I was the guest judge.

Stacy Layne Matthews was over there in the back swamp.

- That's right.

- All right, now, we are looking for crabs.

Baby Cupid, do you have crabs?

- I don't have crabs.

But I wrote "crab legs."

- My goodness. - That's a match.

Gay-I, are you excited?

- I got to get up in this gig, RuPaul.

- This next question is for Alyssa.

Ben & Jerry's is introducing a new flavor

inspired by the Pit Crew. - Ooh.

- It's called

Charisma, Uniqueness, "blank," and Talent.

Alyssa, what do you say?

- When I think of the Pit Crew, I think "nuts."

Charisma, Uniqueness, Nuts, and Talent.

Miss Bigfeet, let's go to you.

- Well, you know, me and the Pit Crew,

- we've got so much in common. - Like what?

- We both have a stanky leg.

- How much do you pay for a pedicure?

- Well, I don't pay for the pedicures, honey.

That's blood.

- Eddie Murphy, we're looking for nuts.

Are you feeling nutty, Professor?

- You know I'm feeling Nutty Professor.

Ooh, let's get into it, girl.

There's a lot of gay shit going on here today.

So I just said "ass." - Okay.

- Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass. My mama got a big ass.

And I'm sure these Pit Crews want a big ass, too.

- Yeah.

- Speaking of a big ass, I got one, too.

I'm a tight 12 and a loose 14 myself.

- All right, contestants, this is your last question.

And this one goes to Gay-I.

Based on the success of his line of flamboyant tops,

Ross Matthews is introducing a line of "blank" bottoms.

What do you say, Gay-I?

- According to my calculations,

the most accurate answer is "bossy,"

as in "bossy bottoms."

- Let's go to our celebrities and find out

what they wrote down for this.

Let's start with Rosa Parks.

Do you know anything about bossy bottoms?

- No, I have no idea.

So I just wrote "black and white."

Black and white bottoms.

Okay.

Baby Cupid, what do you say?

- I wrote down "dirty, messy, deep bottoms."

Just like me. My diaper is full.

- I need a change-y. - Okay.

- That's nasty.

Get this baby away from me, because this

is a goo-goo, ga-ga mess.

- All right, let's move on down to Ellen Greene.

- Well, it's my understanding

that Ross Matthews is a lesbian.

And if I know one thing about lesbians,

they love to...

- What is that?

- Scissors?

- Scissors. - Right. Yes, yes.

Not a match...

but very interesting answer.

- Isn't this the challenge

that she said she was gonna win?

She's bombing.

And I'm living.

That buzzer means we are out of time.

And the loser of today's game is...

humanity.

We'll see you next time on the Snatch Game.

Good night, everybody.

- What a day.

What a day.

- This week's Maxi Challenge was the Snatch Game.

We finally get to see what the judges think.

- "Is the bus still running?"

- I was gonna ask you the same question.

- I am feeling pretty confident

because some of these girls tanked.

Who's driving this bus?

Who's driving this...

- Let's get into... - Drag.

- Drag!

- Snatch Game was way harder than I expected.

I was not feeling at my A-game.

- Can we just talk about the fact

that Alyssa Edwards was on set?

She was really here.

- I put a lot of pressure on myself to be perfect.

And Alyssa is someone who, no matter what,

just lets loose and does not care

while also looking so fucking polished.

I need to tap into that a little bit more.

- Are we excited for the runway, Crystal?

- I am. I'm giving something a little different for today.

- I think I'm safe. I hope I'm safe.

Get by on the hairs on my chinny chin-chin.

I'm gonna have, like, a whole brow bone.

Right on.

- I have to kill this runway.

- Well, I think that that brow will match

those shoulders immaculately. - Thank you.

- Bitch, your Eddie was so fucking funny.

Thank you so much.

- You're a superstar.

- How you feeling? - I feel very good.

I really, really want the win.

Onya had the best reaction in the room.

Yeah.

- But there was also not a lot of character.

I think I am absolutely a contender

for the win this week.

I'm cautiously optimistic today.

I think I got jokes out and I did what I needed to.

- Suzie is getting ready, thinking she ate.

What? No.

She was telling no jokes,

talking about scissors for five minutes.

It wasn't funny.

Girl, I thought Suzie was gonna eat everybody up.

- I did, too. She talked a big game.

- Like, is Ellen Greene a tweaker?

- That's what I said, too.

- Where were the jokes?

Word on the street is that everyone

is really disappointed

in Suzie's Snatch Game performance.

So maybe she should know, just because you think

you're going to win Snatch Game does not mean that's the case.

How are y'all feeling?

- I can see it going either way.

- How you feeling? - I feel great.

- You should. - You absolutely should.

- You surprised me.

- You did really good yesterday.

- You surprised me. - Thank you.

- In a bad way.

I just thought you were gonna make me laugh more.

- Are you being honest? - Yeah, honestly.

- Okay, work.

- Well, it wasn't that it was bad.

I just kind of expected more. - Thank you so much for that.

- Girl...

- In my opinion, I was very committed to the character.

Fans of Ellen Greene and of "Little Shop of Horrors"

are going to appreciate the very small isms.

I think I was one of the best.

- Work.

- A consistent theme throughout this competition

is that none of the other girls know my references

or where my drag comes from.

They don't know how funny it could be

to someone who gets it.

- I have a lot of respect for you.

And the reason I said it is because all these girls

have been talking about it. - Have been talking about it.

- And I feel like all these girls are scared

to say it to your face. - Okay.

What are we talking about?

- Suzie's Snatch Game. - Yeah. What about it?

- What did you think? - It was bad.

- I will continue to be proud of myself.

- Clearly, these girls are coming for me

because I am doing well in this competition.

I have been very tolerant and patient.

This patience is slowly being chipped away.

- This is gonna be an interesting, interesting day.

Cover girl

Put the bass in your walk

Head to toe

Let your whole body talk

And what?

Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."

Michelle Visage, now, where did you go to elementary school?

- John E. Reilly Elementary School,

not to be confused with John C. Reilly Elementary.

- And the hilarious Ross Matthews.

Where'd you go to elementary school?

- I went to Washington Elementary School

in Mount Vernon, Washington.

And my favorite teacher was Mr. Nelson, my PE teacher.

He looked like He-Man. - Ooh!

Hi, Mr. Nelson.

- And a big "Drag Race" welcome

to the Emmy Award-winning Quinta Brunson.

Now, where'd you go to elementary school?

- I went to William F. Harrity Elementary School

in West Philadelphia.

And my favorite teacher was my mom, my kindergarten teacher.

- Aw. - Aw.

And we keep in touch.

- This week, we challenged our queens to make us laugh

in the Snatch Game.

Tonight on the runway, category is "Nailed It."

Racers, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

You say you want to win

Category is "Nailed It."

Up first, Acacia Forgot.

- Now, I don't remember this part in "Troop Beverly Hills."

- I'm a sweet, innocent woman.

But be careful, because I'm ready to cut a bitch.

Each nail in my hand, is a different attachment

from a Swiss army knife.

We have corkscrews, bottle openers.

We also have a little penis,

because you can always sit and spin.

You don't want to get in a fight with me.

And you definitely don't want me to finger you.

- It's Suzie Toot.

- Aah!

- She's mask for mask.

- This look is inspired by an iron maiden,

a fictional medieval torture device.

I am wearing a full-armored bodysuit decked in spikes.

My fingers have long, real, actual metal spikes.

And I think this look really puts the nail in the coffin.

- Lexi Love.

- Come on, dark lady. - Yes.

- This week is an ode to Cher.

I have bone-straight black hair.

I have nails that are fringe adorning my "breasteses."

To top it all off,

my nails are hand-painted portraits of Cher.

"Shnap" out of it.

- "Sham Shtar."

- 10, 10, 10 CC's across the board.

- This is a tribute

to all the plastic-surgery lovers of the world.

So I thought, what would be the most fabulous nails?

Syringes!

I'm giving you bandage dress,

looking like I just left the hospital.

Everybody likes a little pump, pump, pump.

Go ahead, girl. Fill her up.

Lana Ja'Rae

- Now, that's what I call a five-finger discount.

- I am wearing this one big glove wrapped around my waist.

There's a hand on my head, glove on my hand.

I've never worn nails this long before,

but I look so beautiful,

and I honestly may start wearing nails.

And I turn around, and I have my big index finger.

One thing about me, I may fuck up a challenge.

But I'm always gonna eat up the runway.

- Kori King.

- Marcel Mar-so-no.

- Bonjour.

I am giving French-mime realness,

so I am rocking a French tip.

I love a sensible woman nail,

and that's what I wanted to show today.

I'm not gonna put no chains, no glitter, no sparkle.

No dick grabbers will be on the stage, honey.

- Crystal Envy.

- Baby, it is a full moon tonight.

I decided to showcase my nails in a little bit more

of a weird way.

I decided to go gross.

And, baby, clock the shoe because look at the toenails.

I have been clawing up bitches left and right

to get my way to the top.

- Please remember to spay and neuter your drag queens.

- Jewels Sparkles.

- You know who she reminds me of?

- What? - Alyssa Edwards Scissorhands?

- My look is very, very personal to me.

When I was about 14 years old,

they found a tumor growing on my spine.

This chrome corset is representative

of my bionic spine.

We used to call it my tumor "The Beast."

These are the nails of The Beast, honey.

And all of these claws pulling me back

are things I had to fight in order

to be here in this moment.

- This is Wolverine if RuPaul ran Marvel.

Lydia Hangnail Kollins.

My God.

- This is a very rich woman.

She has waited her entire life

to grow her nails out until they're curly and strange.

The hands are all of the children

this despicable woman

gave full sets of acrylics to in the orphanage

before they all kicked the bucket.

And now they're coming from beyond the grave,

trying to take her to the netherworld, damn it.

- She done Arrietty done already done had herses.

Hey, give me a high 20.

- I'm a fantastical kitty cat from the future.

I really wanted to showcase as many nails as I could,

so why not four arms?

So these nails are dripping in jewels, girl.

Each nail is completely different.

I'd like to book a massage.

- Onya Nurve.

She's on her way to the Bronner brothers hair show.

- Okay.

- This outfit is inspired by the '90s, giving you Freaknik,

giving you hair shows.

I got these 2 1/2-inch nails with danglies hanging

off my fingertips and this very large chandelier wig

with nails hanging off.

I am branded head to toe.

- This is an excellent reminder to book

my next nail appointment. - Yes.

Welcome, queens.

I've made some decisions.

When I call your name, please step forward.

Acacia Forgot...

Suzie Toot...

Kori King...

Lydia Butthole Kollins...

You are safe.

- Suzie, his face cracked, honey.

I just love it.

I want to see it crack, crack, and crack again.

- You may leave the stage.

Ladykins, you represent the tops

and the bottoms of the week.

It's time for the judges' critiques.

Up first...

Lexi Love.

- You come out here with Cher. Honey, we are here for it.

- I feel like you might do a pretty fire Cher impression.

Snap out of it.

- So, in the Snatch Game...

you flopped.

- Somebody shoot me.

- But, Lexi, you flopped funny.

You were in on it.

- My whole life. - Shit.

- We enjoyed watching you flop. - What?

- It was so truly awful, it rounded the corner

back to good again.

- Watching you attempt to complete a thought process

and then give up midway through was so hilarious.

- What was going through your head?

- I had a heart attack, a stroke, and a lobotomy

all at the same time. - And we know you did.

- We saw it.

- Snatch Game really is about being funny.

And at the end of the day, you were hilarious.

- This is so beautiful. Like, whoo!

I'm just, like, floored.

- All right. Well, thank you, Lexi.

Up next, Sam Star.

- I think you look beautiful.

For me, it weirdly gives me, like, anime vibes.

So I thought this whole outfit was really, really fun.

- In the Snatch Game, you understood what to do.

- I don't know who Kim Gravel is.

It told me who she was. It was entertaining.

And I think you did a good job.

- Out of everybody, I probably give you

the most points for being prepared.

- I'm a tight 12 and a loose 14 myself.

- However, you are so behind this polished persona

that I can't get any of who you are.

- It was a spot-on impersonation.

But we are ready to see some of those crunchy edges.

- You know, you are in the top this week.

I just think, to get to the very next level,

you need to start surprising us and surprising yourself.

- I'll do it. I promise.

- All right. Thank you very much.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Lana Ja'Rae. - I just love this.

You look like a stunning Brown goddess.

- I was so happy to see you coming out here tonight,

looking so beautiful,

because the Snatch Game was not good.

- I said "handcuffs."

- I think it's so fun to play people who we don't know

what their voices sound like.

So you can go, child, I didn't even know...

You can make it up.

Or you can make Rosa like, hey, yo, what y'all talking about?

You can do so many fun things.

- There were so many missed opportunities with Rosa Parks.

You did nothing with her.

- My first joke that I was gonna say was,

"Is the bus still running?"

And when you had gave me that joke to begin with, I was like,

my God, wait, I was actually gonna ask you

that question.

It caused me to freak out.

I was like, let me just, like, write down my answers, smile,

and just sit at the back of the bus.

- When I did stand-up, you would have to tell joke

after joke after joke.

Every joke might bomb.

But if you get that one joke that makes them laugh,

it turns the tide.

So that's why it's important to keep going.

- Yeah. All right, thank you.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Crystal Envy.

- This look tonight on the runway is super fun.

The Cro-Magnon brow with the claws,

it's very drag wolf, and I'm here for that.

- Here's the deal. Your Snatch Game was so rough.

- Smiles, you fucking bitches.

- It wasn't funny. - The jokes just weren't there.

- Yeah. I wish I could have, like, tapped into the character

that I did in the Bitch, I'm a Drag Queen Challenge,

when I literally was just a tumbleweed rolling around

in the background.

But I focused too much on being, like, a caricature.

- There was one key thing that I felt was a really fatal flaw.

Ru asked you what song your dad had sung as Nicole Richie.

And you said, I don't know.

You're better off making the wrong choice.

It would have been so funny if you said,

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered"?

And she could say, that's Stevie Wonder.

So you could say, I don't know, I was drunk.

- You have to say "yes" in improv.

You have to say "yes" all the time.

Up next, Jewels Sparkles.

- I like this look a lot tonight.

I love the exaggerated nails.

They look sharp, they look dangerous,

and you look beautiful.

- I'm gonna move over to Snatch Game.

I'm a woman, RuPaul.

- I loved it.

Fun, funny, perspective, backstory.

You said "yes" to everything.

- And from the moment you spoke with that accent...

- What the fuck did you just call me, RuPaul?

- I got her. - I know who that is. Fun.

Where's this going to go?

- You did a really, really good job.

- Thank you so much.

That means the world to me. - All right, thank you.

Up next, Arrietty.

- Baby Cupid, I thought right away,

this is another fun choice.

You can go anywhere with this,

as long as you tell us who this is.

But to just say "I'm a baby"...

- I'm just a baby.

- Doesn't give you anywhere to go.

- It would have been great if that baby had a point of view.

You know, what if the wages are just not good?

He can't pay for baby formula.

- Those what-ifs are what makes a character.

- Now, this look tonight is 10 out of 10.

- I actually don't know which hand is yours

and which hand is the other hand,

which keeps freaking me out.

- Give yourself round of applause.

- See, this attention to detail that's in this outfit

needed to be applied to your character.

But you do look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Onya Nurve.

- I love this look.

It really made me feel like home.

You captured a certain culture but also made it drag,

also made it fashion... it's just fantastic.

- And Eddie Murphy was a very smart choice.

- Whoo!

- Every time Ru went to you, you found the funny.

- You were able to deliver the essence

without trying to do an impersonation.

- While you executed playing Eddie Murphy,

your personality also shone through.

When Maya Rudolph does Beyoncé, she's doing Beyoncé.

But we're also seeing Maya Rudolph come through.

And you did that doing that character.

I said, I want to know Onya.

I think Onya is funny, and that is rare.

I genuinely went,

I want to see her host "SNL" one day.

- Thank you, queens. I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

All right, now, just between us squirrel friends,

what do you think, starting with Lexi Love?

- A really weird week for her,

but I kind of loved it.

- There was something magical about watching her

trying to portray Gilbert Gottfried

with zero punch lines.

And she'd kind of put the card up and go, fuck.

- Her personality out here...

my gosh, it completely won everything back for me.

- Sam Star.

- I have to say, as Kim Gravel from QVC,

I was buying everything she was selling.

I bought it in burnt amber and salmon and midnight blue.

- But it was almost too clean.

It's so sanitized, I have no idea who Sam Star is.

- She had syringes on her hands.

You don't just do that if you're a Pollyanna, okay?

I think there's a little freak under there

I'd like to get to know.

- Lana Ja'Rae - I want to say something nice

about Lana's Snatch Game performance.

- Okay. - But I can't.

- She could have done whatever she wanted,

and she chose to do nothing.

That's very sad.

- I have to agree that Lana didn't give much.

- All right, Crystal Envy.

- Crystal had an idea of somebody she obviously loves,

which is Nicole Richie.

Nicole is very funny,

but she's dry.

- She chose the route of zero punchlines.

- We saw complete risk on the runway.

What the girls need is risk-taking abilities.

And I wish that we could see that more in the Snatch Game.

- Jewels Sparkles.

- She delivered a character with a point of view.

She was hairy-larious, okay?

- "That's blood."

- And she was so good at building that story,

I wanted to throw her in a writers' room.

And I just think Jewels is fantastic from top to bottom.

- I agree. The look on the runway was brilliant.

I think this kid is someone to watch.

All right, Arrietty.

- This kid is an artist on the runway.

She had to do that because that Snatch Game was so uneventful.

- She could have gone anywhere with it.

- That baby... this is dark, but I'd abort that baby.

- And that's the kind of risk you're gonna need to take.

- That baby did nothing, nothing for me.

I hated that baby. I hate that baby.

I don't enjoy that baby.

- All right, let's talk about Onya Nurve.

- Her Eddie Murphy made us laugh

every single time she spoke. - Yes.

- There were two people I couldn't wait

for you to go back to.

It was Miss Bigfeet and Eddie Murphy.

- Another smart choice...

that runway tonight told a story right away.

- She gave us two different characters tonight,

technically.

But besides that, I know Onya.

And I am already just a fan. I love her.

- You're gonna carry her to term?

I will have that baby.

Silence. I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

I'm keeping my baby.

Welcome back, queens. I've made some decisions.

Lexi Love,

this week the judges flipped for your flop.

- You are safe.

- Thank you. Ooh, bitch.

- Onya Nurve...

Onya runway and Onya Snatch Game,

you were the golden child.

Condragulations, you are the winner

of this week's challenge.

And you've won a cash tip of $5,000.

- Thank you so much.

Joining the two wins club feels...

amazing, amazing, amazing.

That's how you do it in the House of Nurve, baby.

Yes!

- Sam Star, Jewels Sparkles...

you are both safe.

You may join the other girls.

- Thank you.

- Lana Ja'Rae,

your runway look transported us.

But your Rosa Parks missed the bus.

Crystal Envy, your runway had us howling.

But your Snatch Game did not.

Arrietty, we fell in love with your runway look.

But you and Baby Cupid were not a match.

Arrietty...

you are safe.

- You may join the other girls.

- Thank you so much.

- Lana Ja'Rae...

Crystal Envy...

I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.

- To be honest, I'm a little shocked

because my track record speaks for itself.

But I am ready to demolish this lip sync.

I am not going home tonight.

- This is your last chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

- It's very disappointing to be here two weeks in a row,

so I have to do everything in my power

to make sure I am staying.

The time has come...

For you to lip-sync...

for your life.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Can't keep my hands to myself

No matter how hard I'm trying to

So, come on, give me a taste

- Whoo!

Of what it's like to be next to you

'Cause all of the downs and the uppers

Keep making love to each other

And I'm trying...

- I'm not holding anything back because I'm not losing

my spot in this competition

My hands to myself

- That's right.

- Okay, bitch. What are you doing?

It's not a duet performance.

It's time to send this bitch home.

The doctors say you're no good

But people say what they want to say

And you should know if I could

I'd breathe you in every single day

- Flex!

'Cause all of the downs and the uppers

Keep making love to each other

And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, trying

All of the downs and the uppers

Keep making love to each other

And I'm trying, trying, I'm trying, trying

Can't keep my hands to myself

Can't keep my hands to myself

I want it all

No, nothing else

Can't keep my hands to myself

Give me...

Bitch, you really want to fight.

I want it all

- Yes!

- We are battling it head to toe, head-to-head,

neck to neck, tuck to tuck.

It is intense.

Can't keep my hands to myself

I mean, I could, but why would I want to?

- The wig! No!

Hands to myself

Can't keep, keep

Can't keep my hands to myself

- Lana said, you didn't see that.

Nothing else

Can't keep my hands to myself

- Good job, girls!

- Yeah, queens! - Go!

- Queens...

I've made my decision.

Lana Ja'Rae, shantay, you stay.

You may join the other girls.

- Crystal Envy from Asbury Park,

now the world will know that the "ass berry"

is the sweetest of them all.

Now sashay away.

- Thank you so much for everything you've given me.

You've changed my life forever.

Thank you.

- We love you, Crystal! - We love you so much, Crystal.

- We love you.

- Now, this is one thing I wouldn't envy.

- I love you guys. - Love you.

- I'm shocked.

I don't think that I should be going home tonight, personally.

What I got to showcase in this competition

was nothing less than the diamond experience,

and I am a star.

And I cannot wait to show it to the world.

- Condragulations, queens.

And, remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

- Can I get an "amen" up in here? - Amen.

- All right, now let the music play.

I know you wanna work

They wanna to see you let it out

I know you wanna work, they wanna see you go off

I know you wanna work, you know I am in business

Come, let's give them just what they want

They wanna see you work

- Next time on "RuPaul's Drag Race"...

You're gonna star in "The Wicked Wiz of Oz."

- You have an opportunity here to do something with the song.

And it was a bit of a missed one.

- I love the Good Witch.

- I also love the Good Witch.

- I am the Good Witch, bitch.

- I have a body. You do not.

- And I keep doing well in Comedy Challenge.

You've been in the bottom of comedy challenges.

Work, they wanna see you let it out

I know you wanna work, they wanna see you go off

I know you wanna work, you know I am in business

Come, let's give them just what they want

They wanna see you work

They wanna see you let it out

They wanna see you go off, I know you wanna work

You know I am in business

Come, let's give them just what they want

They wanna see you work, work, work

I know you wanna work, work, work, work

Work, work, work, work

Work, work, work, work, work, work

I know you wanna work, work, work, work, work

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