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Testing Zelda-cam.
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Levels good.
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Frame rate good.
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All right, Mitch. I'm rolling.
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All right, the guest setup is ready.
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Everybody, before I bring her in:
remember, be nice, give her a good time.
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But you know, she's a fan,
not your friend. Don't get weird.
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Uh, once I bring Lucy in,
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we're going to roll for a couple hours
straight, so gear up for a long session.
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RIP the editors.
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You good, Gwen?
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Excuse me?
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You look tired.
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Hey, back off, Mitch.
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We had a late night, and I don't see you
give me shit for looking sleep deprived.
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I'll get Lucy.
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If she's...
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I know. I didn't get to sleep.
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Did you even sleep last night?
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Uh, yeah, I mean...
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He always acts like this on days...
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I don't have my tits out.
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But he doesn't have to fish through
unsolicited dick pics in his DMS.
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Ugh, right?
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I'm so tired of strange men screaming
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"Debate me!" about Nintendo.
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Sounds preferable
to the things they scream at me.
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You know what?
None of that matters...
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babe, don't worry about it.
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Besides, you know I've got
your back no matter what.
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I'd be pretty pissed if you didn't.
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Gag me.
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Be nice to the love birds.
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Straight people are boring
and unrelatable.
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"Target hit!"
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Eh. Casually undefeated.
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You won again?
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Yeah.
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Here's Lucy!
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Heyyo! New girl!,
what's up? Lucy!
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Hi!
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Oh, hi!
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Okay. Okay.
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Hi! It's nice to meet you!
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Alright, you have to choose who
you're gonna hug first.
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Who's it gonna be?
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Me first? Okay great.
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Okay, oh okay.
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Great choice.
Good job. Hi!
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Nice to see ya, finally.
Nice to see you too!
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Hi!
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Hey! Oh, yeah!
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Hi...
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Right this way.
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How long is...
How long is today?
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Uh, we're doing like two and a half
hours of recording, I think?
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That's not, that's not bad.
I can do that.
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No worse than the charity stream.
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All right, here is
your desk for the day.
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And I hope you like horror games.
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Oh, I don't know.
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I've always been too scared
to play one, so...
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Hey, don't worry.
We'll protect you.
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I'll beat the ghosts
up if they're mean to ya.
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Yeah and then I'll be really
aggressively nice and confuse them.
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You're not even playing.
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It's the thought that counts.
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We're just so happy
you're here, Lucy.
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It's amazing to meet somebody
from the community.
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I remember when nobody
watched our videos.
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Oh my God.
You printed my art?
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Wait, you made that?
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Yeah.
- That's the first fan art I ever got.
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I mean, thanks.
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Yeah, I mean I can't
believe that was
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like, two years ago.
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God, I feel so old.
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All right.
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Your camera's already rolling,
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and the game is on
in the background
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so just follow our lead.
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Okay. Just gonna warn everyone
in advance that I'm super cringe.
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Oh, I always strive for
maximum cringe.
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And then they always
edit it out later
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so you'll be fine.
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He's a dumb ass.
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But he's right.
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It's not going to be live,
so just, like, relax and be yourself.
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Alright, here is the
sponsor copy for today.
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Farm2Porch meals again?
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I don't even like the
free ones they send us.
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Hey, it's better than Fishbach
nose hair trimmers, okay?
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I mean, I can't keep pretending
that I cut my nose hair.
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If we don't have sponsorships,
we don't make money.
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And if we don't make money, then no one
gets paid to play video games online.
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I wonder how much we're
all getting paid, Mitch?
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Guess that puts things
into perspective.
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So, uh, Lucy!
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As a former community member myself,
I am legally obligated...
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to ask you: Who is your
favorite member Janus Gaming?
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Don't make her answer that.
- It's very important, actually.
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I, no, I love you all.
I can't choose.
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That's cool. We know it's Taylor.
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See! Look at her get all red.
I knew it.
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He's always been a ladies man.
- Yeah, well...
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You're the ladies man's lady.
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All right, everybody,
we are rolling.
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Headphones on.
And take it away, Nemo!
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What's up, everybody?
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This is Nemo from Janus Gaming:
the many faces of gaming.
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We've got all your favorite faces.
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And also, Mitch.
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Here in the studio...
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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Get wrecked, Grandpa!
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Thank you so much for joining us
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in our mission to diversify gaming
and to make your day great.
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Now, before we get
into today's game...
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about today's sponsor.
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Alright, now, before we jump in,
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we have a very special guest
in the studio today.
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Everyone, please say
hello to Lucy.
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Lucy!
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Hi.
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I can't believe I'm actually here.
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Hope you're ready for some chaos!
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Hey, Lucy. Lucy,
drop your handle.
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I'm @LucyMania 2001 on
Twitter and TikTok.
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And I also moderate the
Janus fan Discord
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so people might know me from there.
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Lucy was the biggest donor to our
charity stream last month
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which means she won a trip to our
studio to record a 'Let's Play with Us!'
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Whoo!
Yes!
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Lucy! Thank you so much
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for helping us raise five thousand
dollars for St Jude's
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and for sticking with us for so long.
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Five thousand dollars!
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Whoo snaps!
Word!
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Seriously.
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You're our fam.
We love you so much.
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It's folks like you
that let us do this.
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Yeah. And not Farm2Porch!
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So today we are playing
House of Souls.
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This one was Mitch's idea
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so don't ask me anything about it.
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It's an indie game
that is not out to the public.
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But the developers reached out to me
and gave us some early access keys.
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So let's get into it
and give it a try.
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No offense to the devs,
but I hate scary games.
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Yeah, everyone loves
watching 'em though.
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Yeah...
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I mean, look at Davey.
He's doing it right now
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Yeah, and then they watch me
watch you instead.
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Okay well, why don't we uh,
why don't we change shit up?
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You play, and then I'll sit
there watching your ass too
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scared to move three steps
from the spawn point.
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Yeah, and you know, I would still
find a way to get us killed.
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So probably not a good idea.
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I wouldn't let you die, genius.
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Oh, what a man.
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Thanks, Jon.
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Okay, get off me though,
I gotta make my character.
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Character creation for a horror game?
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Wait a minute,
they have the pronouns?
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Aw, they never have a good
option for my hair.
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What are you talking about? You can
be, uh, Don Draper or uh, Blink-182.
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All I've got are mom haircuts.
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Aw baby, you'd look good bald.
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I mean that.
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Y'all really are the worst PR
campaign for heterosexuality.
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Hey, they got a point.
Fuck the heteros.
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Yeah.
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You are hetero.
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I don't actually know about that, Dice,
because according to the community,
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Jon and I are like honorary
gays by this point.
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Why? Because teenagers write
smut about you?
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Yeah.
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Wait, you guys know about the
Davey/Jon shippers?
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They know.
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Yeah, we know!
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Yeah, I keep saying that
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we should act out some of
that fanfic, but his girlfriend
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doesn't wanna share him with me.
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Yeah, well, you know, maybe
she just wants to feel included, Jon.
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Hey, I'll tell you guys what.
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If this video gets fifty thousand likes,
we'll stream a threesome.
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Hey, maybe we should
start videoing ourselves.
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But we'd do better than theirs.
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My God, they're jealous.
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You know what?
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I think I'm going to go with the
nineties Black vampire hunter look.
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Like a vampire hunter who is Black?
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Or like you're hunting Black vampires?
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Why would I hunt Black vampires?
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Like, let 'em live, man.
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You said it, I dunno.
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Anthemia
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is an island of stories.
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Of sea monsters, pirates,
and ghosts haunting the shore.
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The graphics are pretty sweet.
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You said this is
an indie, right, Mitch?
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Yeah, new developer
I think, yeah.
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It's beauty is matched only
by its darkness.
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The locals call Anthemia Manor the
"House of Souls."
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A black mass where wayward
spirits enter, never to depart.
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For decades,
explorers have ventured inside
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to break the mysterious hex,
but none have ever succeeded.
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Until you all, of course.
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Now, each expedition package
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includes one free item.
So choose wisely.
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Dibs, motherfucker.
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Oh, okay.
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Offers night vision;
the ability to document enemies.
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Yeah well, I mean, if we're
gonna die, we should
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probably get a video of it, right?
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Yes. Instant replay.
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You know, I have been playing
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a lot of stealth games lately,
so how about this?
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Maybe this will help.
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Mysterious bottle.
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Pick something useful.
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Like, I don't know, chem fluid?
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Chaotic neutral, baby.
- Oh my God.
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Alright, everybody ready
to move on?
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Yes, Dad.
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What's that?
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I get to fuck your mom now?
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Hey, yes sir.
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That was really good.
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He destroyed you, man!
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Alright, alright.
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Let's go!
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260
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:42,253
Let's play a game.
261
00:10:42,253 --> 00:10:44,126
262
00:10:44,690 --> 00:10:46,023
263
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,523
Hey Lucy, is that you?
264
00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:50,983
Yeah.
265
00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:52,443
Are you in the pink shorts?
266
00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,986
Yes, ma'am.
267
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,095
Well, the shoes really pull the
whole look together.
268
00:10:56,095 --> 00:10:57,663
She appreciates our fashion sense.
269
00:10:57,663 --> 00:11:00,170
I guess you were right about that.
It was a good choice.
270
00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:01,510
I'm just saying.
- Gwen?
271
00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:03,820
Nah. Me. I never play
myself in games
272
00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:04,864
when I could play anyone.
273
00:11:04,874 --> 00:11:06,284
Right, right...
274
00:11:06,284 --> 00:11:08,018
Lucy's a fake fan!
275
00:11:08,031 --> 00:11:10,077
No, I knew that about him!
- This is Mitch 101.
276
00:11:10,077 --> 00:11:11,671
I did.
- Okay. Okay. Question.
277
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,674
So there's this creepy house
that's luring people to their deaths.
278
00:11:14,882 --> 00:11:17,385
It's cursing the town.
Why don't these people just move?
279
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,845
It's like, 20 degrees and windy here.
280
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,681
What are we doing?
281
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,349
I mean, I'm with you on this one.
282
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,491
It's some New England brand creepy shit.
283
00:11:25,491 --> 00:11:26,939
Ey, represent.
284
00:11:26,939 --> 00:11:29,678
They explained it. The curse
won't let people leave the island.
285
00:11:29,678 --> 00:11:32,415
So if we break the curse,
then we can get the hell outta here?
286
00:11:32,415 --> 00:11:34,185
Yeah, that seems to
be the objective.
287
00:11:34,185 --> 00:11:36,049
We should break the
motherfucking curse.
288
00:11:36,049 --> 00:11:37,989
Shit. Let's go.
- Yeah, let's do that.
289
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,000
290
00:11:40,314 --> 00:11:41,571
God...
291
00:11:42,066 --> 00:11:43,163
Huh.
Okay.
292
00:11:43,163 --> 00:11:44,261
Hey...
293
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,485
Not gonna lie,
294
00:11:45,485 --> 00:11:49,760
I would totally be the dumb bitch
that gets lured into the evil castle.
295
00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:50,870
296
00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:51,918
Hey, Zelda.
297
00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:52,928
What?
298
00:11:52,928 --> 00:11:54,730
Are we gonna find you
299
00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:56,532
in another castle?
300
00:11:56,573 --> 00:11:58,739
Oh, boo this man.
Boo! Boo!
301
00:11:58,739 --> 00:11:59,749
Shut up, Davey.
302
00:11:59,749 --> 00:12:01,277
You're not referencing
the right game.
303
00:12:01,277 --> 00:12:02,287
Don't tempt fate.
304
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:05,391
Her name is already the third most
popular topic in our comments.
305
00:12:05,599 --> 00:12:08,352
All these dudes are like,
"bet your name is Brittany
306
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:11,814
and you go by Zelda for the channel!"
Go check my birth certificate
307
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,023
if you're mad about it.
308
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:15,526
Okay, so what are the top
two comments?
309
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,986
You don't read the comments?
310
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,612
Never read the comments.
311
00:12:18,612 --> 00:12:21,665
Well, number one is usually about
how Gwen is super hot.
312
00:12:21,665 --> 00:12:22,675
Facts.
313
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,910
That's why I don't read the comments.
314
00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:27,580
Plenty of us
like you for more than your looks.
315
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,666
I mean, you're great at crafting games
and you're really funny.
316
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:32,483
That means a lot. Thanks.
317
00:12:32,483 --> 00:12:33,633
Aw. That's my baby.
318
00:12:33,633 --> 00:12:36,589
I'm gonna guess the other
comment is probably a bunch
319
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:41,269
of people talking about how mad they are
that Black people are playing?
320
00:12:41,269 --> 00:12:43,404
No... no comment.
- I wish you were joking!
321
00:12:43,404 --> 00:12:45,931
Yeah, I mean, those are
never the real fans.
322
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,184
They're just trolls with
nothing better to do.
323
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,295
That's a 'yes', though.
324
00:12:49,295 --> 00:12:50,312
Sure.
325
00:12:50,883 --> 00:12:52,442
That was a 'yes.'
326
00:12:53,492 --> 00:12:54,502
327
00:12:54,502 --> 00:12:55,630
Goddammit!
328
00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:56,767
329
00:12:56,767 --> 00:12:58,077
Yeah, what she said.
330
00:12:58,077 --> 00:12:59,387
Sorry.
331
00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,948
Sometimes I lose my English
when I'm surprised.
332
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,571
What's that translate to?
333
00:13:05,571 --> 00:13:08,496
I guess it means 'shit'?
334
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,930
Lucy!
Wow.
335
00:13:09,930 --> 00:13:12,525
Your poor mother.
I am shocked.
336
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,160
Alright.
337
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,287
Damn.
338
00:13:15,287 --> 00:13:16,944
Never judge a book by its cover.
339
00:13:16,944 --> 00:13:19,715
There's a gap here for,
like a key.
340
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,099
There's a gap on this table too.
341
00:13:22,099 --> 00:13:25,234
It kinda looks like...
342
00:13:25,829 --> 00:13:26,930
343
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:28,599
We have barely started.
344
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,226
Calm down, baby.
345
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,839
They didn't need to
make it that loud.
346
00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:32,850
I know, I know.
347
00:13:32,850 --> 00:13:34,653
You're supposed to be
protecting me over here.
348
00:13:34,653 --> 00:13:36,146
Guys! Look!
349
00:13:36,285 --> 00:13:43,179
350
00:13:53,535 --> 00:13:55,382
Just my average Tuesday.
351
00:13:55,630 --> 00:14:00,600
352
00:14:01,222 --> 00:14:02,258
That was weird.
353
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:03,623
Yeah.
354
00:14:04,681 --> 00:14:06,470
355
00:14:06,532 --> 00:14:13,310
Well, I've got a good feeling about this,
and my intuition is never wrong.
356
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,800
Okay.
357
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,063
Madame Intuition.
358
00:14:16,063 --> 00:14:18,010
Why don't you answer that?
359
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,651
Hello?
360
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,458
In the ballroom, I await.
361
00:14:23,458 --> 00:14:26,436
A test of knowledge built for eight.
362
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,863
Will you compete or cooperate?
363
00:14:29,863 --> 00:14:33,081
Follow my voice and find your fate.
364
00:14:34,364 --> 00:14:35,416
Okay, alright.
365
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,458
I'll go to the ballroom.
366
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:41,170
But if somebody hands me a candlestick
or a revolver, I'm leaving.
367
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,799
Guys?
368
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:47,146
There was a statue right behind me,
and now it's gone.
369
00:14:47,146 --> 00:14:48,213
Are you sure?
370
00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:49,223
I didn't see that.
371
00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,015
Yeah. Big, scary bitch with wings.
372
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,850
Kind of couldn't miss her.
373
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,862
Well let's not keep her waiting.
374
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,855
Who is this guy?
375
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,023
Oh, well just be careful.
376
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,028
He might shove you into
Freddy Fazbear or something.
377
00:15:02,514 --> 00:15:03,687
Whoa.
378
00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:04,704
Hey, Jon.
379
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,906
Didn't see you there.
380
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,829
What? That's my voice!
381
00:15:08,831 --> 00:15:09,927
That's me!
382
00:15:09,927 --> 00:15:10,988
What the fuck?
383
00:15:10,988 --> 00:15:12,871
Why are you talking to me
in ransom note font?
384
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:13,881
I dunno!
385
00:15:13,881 --> 00:15:16,532
I mean, you guys have recorded
hundreds of hours of content.
386
00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:19,484
Maybe they stitched your dialogue
together from your videos?
387
00:15:19,484 --> 00:15:20,494
Mitch?
388
00:15:20,494 --> 00:15:22,473
It looks just like him.
Holy shit.
389
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:23,819
That would take forever.
390
00:15:23,819 --> 00:15:26,110
Yeah, I mean, I knew the horror
playthroughs were popular.
391
00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:29,214
I just, I didn't think anyone was
gonna put me in a game.
392
00:15:29,214 --> 00:15:31,847
Eh, you're an NPC.
Don't get too excited.
393
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,974
Well, it's a role
I was born to play.
394
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,769
Am I the only one who finds
this extremely creepy?
395
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,761
No, it's absolutely creepy.
396
00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:43,016
Oh, I got a dialogue tree.
397
00:15:43,016 --> 00:15:44,026
What should I say to ya?
398
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,945
Eh...I don't know.
399
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,821
Ey, mothafucka!
400
00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,269
How'd you get in the game?
401
00:15:50,097 --> 00:15:51,617
Sadly, not an option.
402
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,339
I'm always here to tag along
when you play a game.
403
00:15:56,229 --> 00:15:58,290
Davey is now your companion.
404
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,707
That's fucking hilarious.
405
00:16:00,392 --> 00:16:01,710
Yeah, well, little do they know
406
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:03,516
I remember nothing!
407
00:16:03,516 --> 00:16:04,905
It's really weird.
408
00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:06,215
Oh my God.
409
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,763
It's giving you a flirt option.
410
00:16:08,345 --> 00:16:09,802
You're gonna pick it, right?
411
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,739
I've been preparing for
this moment all my life.
412
00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:12,749
Come on, you got this.
413
00:16:12,749 --> 00:16:14,617
You got this.
You know how to talk to me.
414
00:16:14,617 --> 00:16:16,684
Yeah. Go on.
415
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,738
Keep the fan girls happy.
416
00:16:20,303 --> 00:16:21,313
Okay.
417
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,065
Hey, this is for all you
418
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,399
Davey/Jon shippers out there.
419
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,884
Flirting with Davey?
420
00:16:26,006 --> 00:16:27,016
Here we go.
421
00:16:27,475 --> 00:16:28,988
You know, I wouldn't mind.
422
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,928
being your companion in other ways.
423
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,459
424
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,661
Shit!
I'm smooth!
425
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,101
Oh yeah, man. You can get these
digits anytime, anywhere.
426
00:16:38,101 --> 00:16:40,370
Oh my God.
See me after the show.
427
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:42,101
When I look at the
analytics for this
428
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:45,713
video later, there's gonna be a big
view spike right there.
429
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,239
What can I say, Mitch?
They love us!
430
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:48,665
And we love each other,
right babe?
431
00:16:48,665 --> 00:16:49,689
Oh, you know it.
432
00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:51,335
Make it a heart!
- I'm trying!
433
00:16:51,335 --> 00:16:52,911
My hands hurt.
- Oh my God.
434
00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:55,427
Come on! Let's see what this
welcome party's all about.
435
00:16:59,444 --> 00:17:01,032
How medieval.
436
00:17:02,371 --> 00:17:03,371
437
00:17:03,371 --> 00:17:04,371
438
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:06,120
Oh, baby!
439
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,514
You okay over there?
440
00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,485
Jump scares are cheap.
441
00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:10,844
So cheap!
442
00:17:10,844 --> 00:17:13,223
Jump scares are cheap?
You jump scared me!
443
00:17:13,223 --> 00:17:15,259
Sorry.
444
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,621
Welcome to the
Anthemia House of Souls!
445
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:22,332
It's now time to take one of yours.
446
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:25,501
You each have one
opportunity for failure.
447
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,337
Use it wisely!
448
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,132
I for one find it immersion
breaking that the spoopy
449
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,926
castle has a game show inside of it.
450
00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:34,070
What, you're not scared?
451
00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:35,080
I'm terrified.
452
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,723
I still have nightmares about tests
I haven't studied for.
453
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,600
So this is peak horror for me.
454
00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:43,039
Ah, come on. You never played Trivia
Murder Party at somebody's house?
455
00:17:43,049 --> 00:17:46,732
Uh, like I got friends or time to
play anything outside of here?
456
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,710
Time for our first victim.
457
00:17:48,739 --> 00:17:53,306
Okay. Okay. "What year did the
Atari 2600 come out?"
458
00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:55,910
Good thing I know this one.
459
00:17:56,179 --> 00:17:57,264
Correct!
460
00:17:57,264 --> 00:17:58,274
Fuck, nice.
461
00:17:58,274 --> 00:17:59,669
I would never have gotten that.
462
00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:01,360
Well, my parents were nerds.
463
00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:04,030
Let's move on to
another victim.
464
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:05,850
Hit me game.
465
00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:09,546
Who is Mario's brother
466
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,341
in Super Mario Brothers?
467
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:13,355
I don't know, you guys!
468
00:18:13,355 --> 00:18:14,365
What?
469
00:18:14,365 --> 00:18:16,210
You ever heard of Stefano Mario?
470
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:17,796
471
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:21,542
I think my favorite part of this
is one of the options is Mario.
472
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:25,813
As if Mario has a brother
also named Mario?
473
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:29,525
I get the Atari question
and you get this?
474
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,921
475
00:18:31,490 --> 00:18:33,695
It's-a me! Giuseppe!
476
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,905
Wrong answer.
477
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,398
We don't even need to play the game.
478
00:18:36,398 --> 00:18:37,991
Just let my idiot husband kill himself.
479
00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:39,809
My chaos is delicious.
480
00:18:39,809 --> 00:18:41,228
481
00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:43,254
Jeez.
It's a ghost.
482
00:18:43,282 --> 00:18:44,550
Can't even mount a sword right.
483
00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:45,586
You see that?
484
00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:47,059
The studio upgrade is coming.
485
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,225
It's not here yet, but it is coming.
486
00:18:49,225 --> 00:18:50,410
It is coming?
487
00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,360
It's been coming a long time!
488
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:53,470
Yeah, that's true!
489
00:18:53,470 --> 00:18:55,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's coming.
490
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,860
Time for another question.
491
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,669
Lucy!
Oh, no...
492
00:18:59,669 --> 00:19:00,845
You got this, Lucy.
493
00:19:00,845 --> 00:19:01,940
Yeah, you can do it.
494
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:05,602
Okay. Who's the protagonist
of Perfect Dark?
495
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,584
Oh God, I've never heard of that.
496
00:19:07,584 --> 00:19:10,232
Oh, God. And you said you feel old.
497
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,504
Do you know it?
498
00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:13,110
Uh-huh. Yep, I know it. I know it.
499
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,864
I only played this game every day
when I was twelve.
500
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,229
The elder statesman.
501
00:19:19,731 --> 00:19:20,742
I'm not going to get it.
502
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:21,827
Joanna, it's Joanna.
503
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,572
You should just pick Joanna.
504
00:19:23,572 --> 00:19:25,250
Hey! Shun the cheater!
505
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,260
Dude!
506
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:27,416
But she...
507
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,426
Nemo's a cheater.
508
00:19:28,426 --> 00:19:30,271
No bonus points
for right answers, so.
509
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,927
510
00:19:32,927 --> 00:19:33,937
Cool.
511
00:19:33,937 --> 00:19:34,970
Well done.
512
00:19:34,998 --> 00:19:37,926
There you go.
You did it all by yourself.
513
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:40,179
Cheaters never prosper.
514
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,169
Oh, fuck! How'd it
know I helped you?
515
00:19:42,169 --> 00:19:44,404
You deserved it.
You know, it serves you right.
516
00:19:44,404 --> 00:19:45,492
That's what you get.
517
00:19:45,492 --> 00:19:47,978
Do you think you
could hear our voices?
518
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,314
My phone can understand my voice.
519
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,794
It's just a gimmick.
520
00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:53,567
God help me, I agree.
521
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,360
You're up.
522
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,154
My turn again. Really?
523
00:19:57,154 --> 00:20:00,032
How many copies of Quake 2
sold for PlayStation?
524
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,196
Nobody knows that.
525
00:20:01,196 --> 00:20:03,118
I do.
526
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,786
Help a bitch out?
527
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,890
And end up like Nemo?
528
00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:08,609
Shots fired.
- Alright. Alright!
529
00:20:08,609 --> 00:20:09,764
It's fair, it's fair.
530
00:20:09,764 --> 00:20:12,735
Well. Guess it's good that I
still have a spare.
531
00:20:12,735 --> 00:20:15,505
Thanks. Dice.
532
00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,750
Ouch. Not correct.
533
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Ooooh!
534
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:20,469
Join the club.
535
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:22,919
Now who's next?
536
00:20:22,919 --> 00:20:25,390
Ah, jeez. It's my turn.
537
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,725
Which member of Janus Gaming
538
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,036
has appeared in the most videos?
539
00:20:28,036 --> 00:20:30,771
Shit. They're throwing in
questions about us now?
540
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,022
Your gamertag's logged in.
541
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,233
They probably have Easter eggs
waiting for us.
542
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,276
Yeah, they already gave us this fucker.
543
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:38,862
The NPC Davey stuff
is actually pretty weird.
544
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,615
A lot creepier than the rest of this shit.
545
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,784
What's weird is a game
knowing us better than I do.
546
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:44,926
Well, I'll give you a hint.
547
00:20:44,926 --> 00:20:46,662
The answer isn't me.
548
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,372
Do you really not know it?
549
00:20:48,372 --> 00:20:49,623
Do you?
550
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,126
I've watched every video on
the channel at least twice.
551
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,020
I don't know for sure,
but I have a guess?
552
00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:57,673
Nah, I won't ask you the take a hit.
553
00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,600
Well, I won't break the
rules of the game, but...
554
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,310
trust your gut.
555
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,159
You know.
556
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:06,223
You got it!
557
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,916
Damn! I'm actually in the most videos?
558
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:09,338
I don't know why you're surprised.
559
00:21:09,338 --> 00:21:11,203
You started this whole
thing from your garage.
560
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,208
You did the first year of the channel solo.
561
00:21:13,208 --> 00:21:14,448
Guess it's good to have
562
00:21:14,448 --> 00:21:16,010
someone from the community here today.
563
00:21:16,010 --> 00:21:17,539
She knows our stuff better than we do.
564
00:21:17,539 --> 00:21:19,740
Hell yeah Lucy!
- Yeah, Lucy!
565
00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:22,000
Lucy, Lucy!
566
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,929
You'll never believe who's next.
567
00:21:24,929 --> 00:21:27,244
Oh, come on!
568
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,288
This game is rigged.
569
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,299
I'm just going to
put my controller down.
570
00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:33,166
Yeah, let Zelda do all the work.
571
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:36,044
Finally an easy one.
572
00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:39,881
Who is the main character
of 'The Legend of Zelda'?
573
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,880
I've been answering this my whole life.
574
00:21:44,785 --> 00:21:46,100
Are you joking?
575
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:47,169
What the hell?
576
00:21:47,169 --> 00:21:48,309
The answer's Link.
577
00:21:48,309 --> 00:21:49,869
The game's trolling you so hard.
578
00:21:49,869 --> 00:21:51,450
The devs said there
might be some bugs!
579
00:21:51,489 --> 00:21:54,187
Bugs that target my
childhood trauma? Sure!
580
00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,231
Zelda is not the main character.
581
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,066
Do you hear me now, game?
582
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:01,450
Zelda is not the main character!
583
00:22:02,289 --> 00:22:03,488
Oh, boy.
584
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,210
Looks like you're out of lives.
585
00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:09,286
586
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,434
587
00:22:10,434 --> 00:22:11,950
That is sick.
588
00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:13,373
Goddamn!
589
00:22:13,373 --> 00:22:15,318
God, wow.
Jesus...
590
00:22:15,690 --> 00:22:17,600
They didn't skimp on
the deaths, actually.
591
00:22:17,659 --> 00:22:18,962
Goddamn.
592
00:22:18,962 --> 00:22:20,100
Zelda?
593
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:21,970
594
00:22:21,970 --> 00:22:23,111
Yo, what the fuck?
595
00:22:23,111 --> 00:22:24,217
Holy shit!
596
00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:25,870
Zelda!
Holy fuck, dude!
597
00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:27,554
Is that blood?
Oh my God!
598
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:28,627
Oh my God.
599
00:22:28,627 --> 00:22:30,090
Hey, turn the lights on.
600
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,583
Holy shit.
601
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:39,868
How the fuck did that happen?
How did that happen?
602
00:22:41,211 --> 00:22:43,159
I don't feel a pulse,
I think she's...
603
00:22:43,159 --> 00:22:44,533
Taylor, go check.
604
00:22:44,533 --> 00:22:45,989
He just fucking said!
605
00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,362
Go check her pulse!
606
00:22:47,362 --> 00:22:48,507
Fuck...
607
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,742
I don't feel anything either.
608
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,549
How the fuck?
609
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,190
I can't breathe.
610
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,923
Hey, hey, um...
611
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,393
612
00:23:04,393 --> 00:23:06,843
Hey, hey, hey, Lucy...
613
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,678
Look at me, hi.
614
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,626
Jesus, can we please cover
her up or something?
615
00:23:10,626 --> 00:23:11,947
No, no, no, no!
Nobody move until
616
00:23:11,947 --> 00:23:13,246
we figure out what killed her.
617
00:23:13,246 --> 00:23:14,256
I'm not. Nah...
618
00:23:14,256 --> 00:23:15,266
Fuckin' out.
619
00:23:15,266 --> 00:23:17,436
Sit down, alright?
We need to stick together until
620
00:23:17,436 --> 00:23:18,830
we figure out what's going on.
621
00:23:18,830 --> 00:23:20,099
One of us might be the killer!
622
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:21,316
Well that's comforting!
623
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,777
None of us did this,
and there's no one else in the building.
624
00:23:23,777 --> 00:23:25,570
It happened out of the blue!
625
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,988
All right, let me look.
626
00:23:26,988 --> 00:23:28,824
Maybe somebody rigged her
chair or something?
627
00:23:28,852 --> 00:23:30,049
There's nothing here!
628
00:23:30,049 --> 00:23:32,302
I'm going to call the cops,
and they can figure this out.
629
00:23:32,302 --> 00:23:34,996
The cops? Really? Now how's
that supposed to help us?
630
00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:36,456
They'll think it was one of us.
631
00:23:36,464 --> 00:23:38,698
Bonus points if it's me or Nemo.
632
00:23:38,698 --> 00:23:39,938
What else would they think?
633
00:23:39,938 --> 00:23:41,949
That she was killed by a video game?
634
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,755
Maybe she was.
635
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,770
That's insane, Davey.
636
00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:46,254
No, no, listen, Mitch, okay!
637
00:23:46,254 --> 00:23:48,106
There was, uh, there
was this post on Reddit
638
00:23:48,106 --> 00:23:49,159
a few months ago
639
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,140
There was this guy named
Scott Atkinson.
640
00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,180
Okay?
641
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:55,600
He said that he streamed this game that,
killed a bunch of his followers.
642
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,185
He he had videos to prove it.
643
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,240
They found obituaries of
the people who died.
644
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,957
And then like, two months later,
645
00:24:00,957 --> 00:24:02,610
the guy killed himself.
646
00:24:02,610 --> 00:24:04,443
You're talking about
an urban legend.
647
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,379
Yeah, no, I'm not buying
some mentally ill guy's
648
00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:08,321
Reddit post as evidence.
649
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,699
You all saw
what I just saw, right?
650
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,200
Zelda's head split in half
651
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,785
just like in the game.
652
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,549
It gave Mitch a question about us.
653
00:24:15,549 --> 00:24:16,904
It knew Nemo cheated!
654
00:24:16,904 --> 00:24:19,374
It created a goddamn replica of me!
655
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,890
I'm not listening to some
al dente creepypasta!
656
00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:24,129
I'm calling 911.
657
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,214
It's a bad idea.
658
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:27,674
He's just being responsible.
659
00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,159
That's easy for you to say!
660
00:24:29,159 --> 00:24:30,390
Okay, maybe...
661
00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:32,476
Maybe somebody else who works
here set this up, okay?
662
00:24:32,476 --> 00:24:34,563
Maybe somebody didn't like Zelda.
663
00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:36,690
She buys the cleaning lady
a card on her birthday.
664
00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:37,940
No one would want to kill her!
665
00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:39,520
Then what else is
different about today?
666
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,530
I dunno!
667
00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:42,250
Lucy's here, alright.
Maybe another fan got
668
00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:43,589
jealous and snuck their way in?
669
00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:44,900
Maybe tried to scare her.
670
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,750
Did you bring anybody
else in here with you?
671
00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:52,000
No. No. Everyone in the community is nice.
No one would want to hurt any of us!
672
00:24:52,005 --> 00:24:52,059
673
00:24:52,059 --> 00:24:54,204
You have know idea they are
who they say they are!
674
00:24:54,204 --> 00:24:55,994
They're my friends!
- Hey, back off!
675
00:24:56,182 --> 00:24:58,966
Alright! You really think she needs
to be interrogated right now?
676
00:24:58,966 --> 00:25:00,555
I don't know, do I?
677
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,834
Hey, Lucy, Lucy...
678
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,119
What the hell?
679
00:25:07,409 --> 00:25:08,515
Fuck. Help!
680
00:25:08,515 --> 00:25:09,866
Help! Somebody open the door!
681
00:25:09,866 --> 00:25:11,130
We're the only ones here today.
682
00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:12,140
Shit.
683
00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:14,630
Fine. I'll call from here if I can
get through the tin roof.
684
00:25:14,630 --> 00:25:15,805
Alright.
685
00:25:15,805 --> 00:25:17,140
We've still got Wi-Fi.
686
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:19,392
We can call for help
on social media!
687
00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,962
Do. Not. Post about this.
688
00:25:21,962 --> 00:25:23,230
We do not know what is going on
689
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,770
and we do not need to freak out
half a million people.
690
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,850
I'm sure Zelda's family doesn't
691
00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:29,610
wanna find out through
a Tweet either, Jon.
692
00:25:29,610 --> 00:25:30,720
We're at 843 Austin Drive...
693
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:32,440
If you've got a better idea,
I'm all ears.
694
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:35,073
I'm just saying, if it leaves the room,
it needs to be privately.
695
00:25:35,073 --> 00:25:38,266
If this leaves the room, you die.
696
00:25:38,266 --> 00:25:39,669
Guys...
697
00:25:40,604 --> 00:25:42,374
The game is talking again.
698
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,252
Turn the game off, alright.
We're not playing this shit anymore.
699
00:25:45,402 --> 00:25:46,679
It won't fucking let me.
700
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,715
You cannot turn off the game.
701
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:50,632
Unless you want to end up like Zelda.
702
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,425
Put your fucking headphones on.
703
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:54,803
The game just
mentioned Zelda by name.
704
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:55,929
This is bullshit!
705
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,970
A video game cannot hurt us!
706
00:25:57,970 --> 00:25:58,980
707
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,000
708
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,588
Jesus! What the fuck?
709
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,437
Fuck.
710
00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:07,857
Is everyone okay?
711
00:26:07,941 --> 00:26:09,660
Yeah.
712
00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:11,800
The fuck was that?
713
00:26:13,090 --> 00:26:15,532
Now that I have your attention,
714
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:17,784
you came here in search of something,
715
00:26:17,784 --> 00:26:20,704
but I want something from you.
716
00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,956
If you leave the game,
717
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,090
you forfeit your life.
718
00:26:26,179 --> 00:26:27,627
Why?
719
00:26:27,627 --> 00:26:29,350
What do you want from us?
720
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,801
Guess it's not gonna tell us.
721
00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:36,970
Seems pretty obvious it
wants us all dead!
722
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,972
Dead? But for what?!
723
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:41,141
We haven't done
anything to deserve that!
724
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,726
Neither did Scott.
725
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:44,942
It never gave him a reason
for anything it did. It just,
726
00:26:44,942 --> 00:26:46,993
it called itself a siren?
727
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:49,360
Like the Greek bird women
who lure sailors to their deaths?
728
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,370
Wait, wait, wait!
729
00:26:50,370 --> 00:26:52,651
The statue in the lobby
looked a hell of a lot like that.
730
00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:53,837
If that's what this is,
731
00:26:53,837 --> 00:26:57,616
if this game is a siren, then the only
way we survive is to not listen to it.
732
00:26:57,616 --> 00:27:01,995
It seems like ain't an option. If we quit
or if we call for help, I guess we die?
733
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,330
If we play, we die!
734
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,372
Look at Zelda!
735
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:06,583
Hey, Scott escaped his game, okay?
736
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:09,252
There's gotta be a way
out of here somehow.
737
00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:10,262
How did Scott win?
738
00:27:10,632 --> 00:27:12,130
You know, how do you win any game?
739
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,132
He beat the last boss. Simple.
740
00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:15,967
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real simple. Real simple.
741
00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:18,013
We just gotta kill
a few people to get there.
742
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,332
Shit.
743
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000
744
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,568
A phone?
745
00:27:33,568 --> 00:27:35,929
Yeah, I see that, too.
746
00:27:38,169 --> 00:27:40,182
It's saying "hi" to me.
747
00:27:40,182 --> 00:27:41,534
Me too, but I can't reply.
748
00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:42,850
Neither can I.
749
00:27:44,593 --> 00:27:45,896
750
00:27:48,991 --> 00:27:50,001
I see that.
751
00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:51,099
Me too.
752
00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,591
Who are we talking to?
753
00:27:56,683 --> 00:27:58,130
Good follow-up question.
754
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,367
Wait, that's not what I typed.
755
00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:07,833
I asked who they are.
756
00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,234
So, she knows
she's talking to Taylor.
757
00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:15,568
How do you know
they're a girl?
758
00:28:15,568 --> 00:28:16,832
I know how girls
talk to you.
759
00:28:16,832 --> 00:28:18,096
Hey, keep typing.
760
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:21,991
It doesn't seem no matter what you write,
but it only responds to you.
761
00:28:22,276 --> 00:28:24,160
Okay.
762
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,330
This is weird.
763
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,458
Who is this girl, Taylor?
764
00:28:30,646 --> 00:28:31,656
I don't know.
765
00:28:31,656 --> 00:28:34,890
I mean, a lot of people send me
messages like this.
766
00:28:35,261 --> 00:28:38,258
You tell a lot of people
that they're your favorite fan?
767
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:41,119
It's just something nice
we say sometimes, right?
768
00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,385
Uh what the fuck, man.
769
00:28:48,669 --> 00:28:49,769
Never mind.
770
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:51,260
That is not a normal thing we say.
771
00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,441
Okay, none of this is real.
772
00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:55,900
Remember what you said.
773
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,277
Don't listen to the game.
774
00:28:57,470 --> 00:28:58,486
Guys, he's right.
775
00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:01,364
There's no proof any of this is true.
776
00:29:01,364 --> 00:29:05,118
Send another message, Taylor.
777
00:29:05,132 --> 00:29:06,578
Baby, don't do this.
778
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,584
Just listen to your fucking wife.
779
00:29:09,592 --> 00:29:11,725
Yeah. What are you afraid of?
780
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,000
Jesus.
781
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:22,093
What?
782
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,136
Okay, that...
783
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:25,597
That is fake!
Right? Photoshop.
784
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,607
I mean...
785
00:29:26,607 --> 00:29:29,559
How is that fake?
That's literally our bedroom.
786
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:31,409
I don't know.
It's the internet!
787
00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:32,799
788
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:37,485
This is shit.
789
00:29:38,443 --> 00:29:39,736
Oh my God.
790
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,159
Really?
791
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,116
She's a kid.
792
00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,826
How would I have
known that, Nemo?
793
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,593
You want me to ID her? Huh?
794
00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:52,630
You're fucking sick.
795
00:29:52,630 --> 00:29:53,725
Oh shit, Gwen!
796
00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:55,656
Hey, hey, this is a joke...
797
00:29:55,656 --> 00:29:57,253
This is a joke to you?
798
00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:58,690
Yeah!
- Guys!
799
00:29:58,740 --> 00:29:59,830
Calm down!
800
00:29:59,830 --> 00:30:01,849
Don't you do that!
Don't you fucking protect him!
801
00:30:01,849 --> 00:30:04,390
Taylor's the recipient now!
802
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,620
Then who are we playing as?
803
00:30:07,186 --> 00:30:08,196
I don't know.
804
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Sit down.
805
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:16,089
Okay?
806
00:30:16,089 --> 00:30:17,990
We still need him for the game.
807
00:30:23,105 --> 00:30:24,632
What's this?
808
00:30:30,055 --> 00:30:31,346
You knew about this?
809
00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:32,522
Ah, shit.
810
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:34,707
What was I supposed to do?
811
00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,086
Come on!
812
00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:45,760
Some of them are minors.
813
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,345
Oh my God.
814
00:30:47,345 --> 00:30:48,960
Some of them are minors, Taylor?
815
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,682
They're just girls on the internet.
816
00:31:04,237 --> 00:31:07,198
We all went through the
same pandemic bullshit,
817
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:11,202
and somehow we managed not
to abuse people online.
818
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,860
Abuse? Really?
819
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:15,456
Are you fucking kidding me?
820
00:31:15,456 --> 00:31:17,580
I would have stopped if
they asked me to! Like...
821
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:20,169
I'm just playing around!
822
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:22,815
Oh my God.
- Fuck you.
823
00:31:25,797 --> 00:31:27,730
Why is he still working here?
824
00:31:39,102 --> 00:31:41,327
You had the chance to
do the right thing.
825
00:31:44,325 --> 00:31:46,960
Well you never really
know a person, huh?
826
00:31:47,010 --> 00:31:48,014
Either of you!
827
00:31:48,114 --> 00:31:50,116
I did what I had to do!
828
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:52,452
Like it or not,
we need him on the team.
829
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:56,080
And if the truth had come out,
he'd have dragged Janus down with him.
830
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:58,741
So, no, I didn't let one fuckup
ruin it for the rest of us.
831
00:31:58,741 --> 00:31:59,859
One?
832
00:31:59,859 --> 00:32:03,314
And luckily, no one knows but us.
833
00:32:03,314 --> 00:32:04,324
What?!
834
00:32:04,324 --> 00:32:05,334
I know.
835
00:32:05,334 --> 00:32:07,383
His victims know!
836
00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:11,329
Cause you know, it just starts off
as an innocent compliment.
837
00:32:12,296 --> 00:32:13,306
And then it just gets
838
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:15,750
a little less innocent.
839
00:32:17,393 --> 00:32:19,312
You are a grown ass man
840
00:32:19,312 --> 00:32:20,728
with a platform...
841
00:32:20,728 --> 00:32:24,030
and you know better
than to abuse it.
842
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,958
A. Fucking. Men.
843
00:32:35,478 --> 00:32:37,206
Gwen?
844
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,830
Gwen, are you okay?
845
00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:42,505
Let's just move on, okay?
846
00:32:50,289 --> 00:32:52,730
I can't believe you were
talking to other girls again.
847
00:32:52,730 --> 00:32:54,883
You told me I didn't have to
worry about that anymore.
848
00:32:54,883 --> 00:32:56,616
And then you go talk to teenagers?
849
00:32:56,616 --> 00:32:59,252
Okay, look, you have
every right to hate me.
850
00:32:59,252 --> 00:33:01,100
But sex is my only vice.
851
00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:02,359
Oh, wow.
852
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:04,865
So you've always been a cheater
or you've always been a creep?
853
00:33:04,865 --> 00:33:07,551
Like on a scale from one to ten,
how fucking disgusted should we be?
854
00:33:07,551 --> 00:33:08,869
I am talking to my wife!
855
00:33:08,869 --> 00:33:10,322
Alright? This isn't your business.
856
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,860
You made it our business!
You're lucky...
857
00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:13,507
she doesn't rip
your fucking balls off.
858
00:33:13,507 --> 00:33:14,533
Jon.
859
00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:16,469
You guys know
I'm a good guy, alright?
860
00:33:16,469 --> 00:33:18,204
I'm not perfect.
861
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,214
Far from it.
862
00:33:19,214 --> 00:33:21,165
But I never meant
to hurt anybody.
863
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,709
We never asked you
to be perfect.
864
00:33:22,709 --> 00:33:24,377
Just worthy of our trust.
865
00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:26,170
I've bitten my tongue for years.
866
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,797
I've looked the other
way so many times...
867
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:30,049
because I thought I knew
what I was getting myself into.
868
00:33:30,049 --> 00:33:32,552
But I did not
sign up for this shit.
869
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:35,263
Yeah, well, selling your soul always
comes with risks, doesn't it?
870
00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,130
Fuck off, Mitch.
871
00:33:37,130 --> 00:33:38,474
Oh, there she is.
872
00:33:38,474 --> 00:33:39,517
There's the real Gwen.
873
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:40,718
She may fool the audience
874
00:33:40,718 --> 00:33:42,062
with the whole power couple act,
875
00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:43,688
but we all know it's bullshit.
876
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:44,939
You hate Taylor.
877
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:46,640
You always have.
878
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,472
Okay, what the fuck
are you talking about?
879
00:33:48,472 --> 00:33:49,950
I'm talking about
the fucking truth.
880
00:33:49,950 --> 00:33:51,270
She hates you. Surprise.
881
00:33:51,284 --> 00:33:52,530
What is he talking about?
882
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,125
Maybe I wouldn't
have to stick by him
883
00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:56,548
if you made it easier
to succeed around here.
884
00:33:56,868 --> 00:34:00,747
If I were offered support instead of sold
to the internet as tits and ass!
885
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:03,624
Oh, it's so hard being a pretty girl
everybody wants to talk to.
886
00:34:03,624 --> 00:34:06,294
You could just, I don't know,
smile and deal with it.
887
00:34:06,294 --> 00:34:07,304
Jesus Christ.
888
00:34:07,304 --> 00:34:08,700
Fucking hell.
889
00:34:10,866 --> 00:34:13,179
Seven remain, and two doors await.
890
00:34:13,190 --> 00:34:15,053
A vote of players
891
00:34:15,053 --> 00:34:16,880
decides your fate.
892
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,766
Three will pass
through each doorway.
893
00:34:19,806 --> 00:34:21,985
And now I ask...
894
00:34:21,985 --> 00:34:23,865
who will you betray?
895
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,356
Well, that's it?
896
00:34:28,356 --> 00:34:31,101
We just split up
and go through the doors?
897
00:34:31,244 --> 00:34:32,320
Do the math.
898
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,775
It's all but one of us.
899
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:38,775
Guess we know who's
getting voted off the island.
900
00:34:38,775 --> 00:34:39,785
Oh, don't worry.
901
00:34:39,785 --> 00:34:41,412
Mitch is right on your heels.
902
00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:43,164
Why am I getting blamed for this?
903
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,791
Because you knew what he did.
904
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,668
And you let him sit at
this table with us every day.
905
00:34:47,710 --> 00:34:49,490
Goddamn, you let him
in the room with Lucy.
906
00:34:49,490 --> 00:34:51,022
Great. Well, Taylor and I are...
907
00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:52,490
obviously gonna vote for each other,
908
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:53,841
so where's that leave us?
909
00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:55,254
Mitch made the wrong call.
910
00:34:55,254 --> 00:34:57,183
But at least he was trying
to protect our jobs.
911
00:34:57,190 --> 00:34:58,888
Taylor's fucking scum.
912
00:34:58,888 --> 00:35:01,265
There's no excuse for what he did.
913
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:04,090
I mean, cosign on fucking scum.
914
00:35:04,134 --> 00:35:05,144
Yeah. Bar's in hell,
915
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:07,814
but I hope we can all draw the
line at cheating pedophiles, right?
916
00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,941
Hey, I'm not a pedophile, okay?
917
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:12,910
I've never asked them
to do anything illegal.
918
00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:14,640
Oh, fuck off.
Oh-ho, well, then...
919
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,740
he's a saint, Your Honor!
Case closed!
920
00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:19,033
We can deal with Taylor later.
921
00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:21,953
I think Mitch could stand to answer
for what he's done to all of us.
922
00:35:21,994 --> 00:35:23,538
Really? You're coming for me now?
923
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:27,083
Maybe you should have just
smiled and dealt with it.
924
00:35:27,166 --> 00:35:28,386
Lucy, how about you?
925
00:35:28,386 --> 00:35:29,396
Bitch...
926
00:35:32,015 --> 00:35:33,464
Davey?
927
00:35:33,829 --> 00:35:35,926
Sorry, kid. I don't think
I get a vote here.
928
00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:43,099
I don't want to do this.
929
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:45,150
What's gonna happen to him
if we leave him behind?
930
00:35:45,425 --> 00:35:46,435
Hey.
931
00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:48,878
Whatever it is,
it's not your fault.
932
00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:52,984
I feel like I know you guys.
933
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,480
I mean, I watched you every day.
934
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:01,492
But I really know the girls
935
00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,903
that Taylor talked to.
936
00:36:03,903 --> 00:36:05,460
Ashley and Carrie.
937
00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,391
And probably others.
938
00:36:10,626 --> 00:36:13,337
God, so many girls left my group
939
00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:17,175
or deactivated their accounts,
and I never knew why.
940
00:36:17,258 --> 00:36:19,546
I always wondered if they were okay.
941
00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:27,504
The people Taylor hurt
aren't just an idea.
942
00:36:28,477 --> 00:36:30,339
They were my friends.
943
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,900
I have to vote against him.
944
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,177
For them.
945
00:36:40,685 --> 00:36:42,220
946
00:36:45,609 --> 00:36:46,704
You know what, fine, fine!
947
00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:48,718
Leave me to fucking die
948
00:36:48,718 --> 00:36:50,733
because I'm not perfect like
949
00:36:50,833 --> 00:36:52,168
the rest of you are.
950
00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:55,546
I just hope this game has something up
its sleeve to fuck up traitors!
951
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:58,450
You betrayed us first!
952
00:36:58,450 --> 00:36:59,759
Hell yeah. Sit down.
953
00:36:59,759 --> 00:37:01,317
So.
954
00:37:01,317 --> 00:37:04,972
Now that we're leaving
his pedo ass behind...
955
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,307
how are we splitting up?
956
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:08,559
I'll go with anyone but Mitch.
957
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:10,353
I'll go with you, Nemo.
958
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:11,729
I'll be your third.
959
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,857
So that leaves
Lucy, Jon, and Mitch.
960
00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:16,275
It's fine with me.
961
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:17,568
Sure, I guess.
962
00:37:17,568 --> 00:37:19,314
Alright. See you on the other side.
963
00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:29,830
What's in your room?
964
00:37:29,830 --> 00:37:35,913
There's a pool table,
a bar, and a door.
965
00:37:37,255 --> 00:37:39,006
Okay, so there's a three digit code.
966
00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,560
This looks like a puzzle room.
967
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,634
What about y'all?
968
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:45,137
Looks like a hallway.
There's a lot of doors.
969
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,139
And they're all locked.
970
00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:48,619
Let's keep walking.
971
00:37:52,028 --> 00:37:53,314
972
00:37:57,305 --> 00:37:58,790
Hell yeah. A way out?
973
00:37:58,790 --> 00:38:01,189
Don't go anywhere yet.
We don't know where it leads!
974
00:38:01,189 --> 00:38:02,430
Come on, we still need
975
00:38:02,430 --> 00:38:03,640
you to beat the game, maybe.
976
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,120
You can't just run off
on your own.
977
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,392
Oh, you need me now?
978
00:38:06,392 --> 00:38:07,431
Now you need me?
979
00:38:07,431 --> 00:38:10,254
We didn't have any choice!
Cause a second ago, you were...
980
00:38:10,254 --> 00:38:12,123
Alright, I got one of the numbers.
981
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,030
Oh shit, sorry guys. Hang on.
982
00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:16,294
Guys?
983
00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,586
I think I found the siren.
984
00:38:17,586 --> 00:38:18,754
Dude, are you crazy?
985
00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:20,540
Get the fuck out of there!
986
00:38:20,540 --> 00:38:21,550
"Take the heart?"
987
00:38:21,550 --> 00:38:23,530
Have you ever played
a fucking horror game?
988
00:38:23,530 --> 00:38:24,927
989
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:26,679
It's really that simple.
990
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:29,473
You guys all left me behind,
and now the game
991
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:32,349
is just going to give me the chance
to kill the boss?
992
00:38:32,349 --> 00:38:33,753
Taylor, wait. We're almost through.
993
00:38:33,753 --> 00:38:35,050
Dice! Dice!
My number's three!
994
00:38:35,050 --> 00:38:36,524
We got it! Copy!
995
00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:37,854
Me too, it's three.
996
00:38:37,854 --> 00:38:39,108
Come on, come on...
997
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,210
And we're out!
998
00:38:41,210 --> 00:38:43,487
Us too! Us too!
Fuck. Fuck!
999
00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:45,280
Do we have everybody?
Everyone here?
1000
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:46,599
I see you.
1001
00:38:47,821 --> 00:38:48,830
Shit.
1002
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
1003
00:38:52,028 --> 00:38:53,329
1004
00:38:53,342 --> 00:38:54,442
"Shit" what, Taylor?
1005
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,457
1006
00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,086
What'd you do?
1007
00:38:58,086 --> 00:38:59,096
Do you hear that?
1008
00:38:59,096 --> 00:39:00,632
1009
00:39:00,632 --> 00:39:02,623
Yeah, I hear that.
- Taylor, is that you?
1010
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,000
1011
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000
1012
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,000
Oh my God, fuck!
1013
00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:12,650
Uh... what's happening?
1014
00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:13,750
1015
00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:15,689
Don't do anything else!
Don't do anything else!
1016
00:39:16,592 --> 00:39:17,810
Gwen!
1017
00:39:17,810 --> 00:39:18,820
Gwen, help him!
1018
00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:20,378
Help me!
1019
00:39:20,378 --> 00:39:21,880
Oh shit!
1020
00:39:23,599 --> 00:39:25,164
I'm so sorry...
1021
00:39:25,257 --> 00:39:26,257
It's here!
1022
00:39:26,342 --> 00:39:27,342
Oh my God!
1023
00:39:28,278 --> 00:39:29,369
Oh, Jesus!
1024
00:39:29,369 --> 00:39:30,450
1025
00:39:30,450 --> 00:39:31,493
Holy fuck!
1026
00:39:31,493 --> 00:39:34,577
1027
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,000
1028
00:39:39,771 --> 00:39:40,991
Oh! Hey! Controllers!
1029
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Shit! Fuck!
1030
00:39:42,071 --> 00:39:43,829
Controllers!
Hold still! Nobody move!
1031
00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:45,000
Fuck!
1032
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,240
1033
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,790
1034
00:40:18,260 --> 00:40:20,520
1035
00:40:23,192 --> 00:40:24,755
His blood is everywhere.
1036
00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:26,093
Can someone please...
1037
00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:27,395
Yeah...
1038
00:40:27,395 --> 00:40:31,465
1039
00:40:31,465 --> 00:40:33,535
I'm starting to think that
dying is the only...
1040
00:40:33,535 --> 00:40:36,016
thing that progress the game.
1041
00:40:36,016 --> 00:40:38,004
We're not doing that. No, listen.
1042
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:42,690
It's pretty clear that our next objective
is to find a way to kill that thing.
1043
00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:46,277
So we should start looking for one.
1044
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:49,450
I mean, there's still a lot of
house left we haven't seen.
1045
00:40:49,450 --> 00:40:53,242
If we split up,
we can explore faster.
1046
00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:54,994
No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey.
1047
00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:56,829
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding?
1048
00:40:56,829 --> 00:40:57,839
What?
1049
00:40:57,963 --> 00:41:01,083
Dice, look. I know hero shooters don't
require a lot of strategy, but we...
1050
00:41:01,167 --> 00:41:02,389
we know horror games.
1051
00:41:02,389 --> 00:41:03,482
And you never split up!
1052
00:41:03,482 --> 00:41:04,492
Bad idea.
1053
00:41:04,492 --> 00:41:07,080
Not solo, you rust lord.
1054
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,716
In pairs.
1055
00:41:08,799 --> 00:41:11,628
That way, somebody always has your back.
1056
00:41:11,628 --> 00:41:13,559
They're right. If one of
these rooms is a trap...
1057
00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:15,205
then it could take everyone out.
1058
00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,057
But if we split up...
1059
00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,572
And we'll die only two at a time?
1060
00:41:19,572 --> 00:41:21,545
Fuck me.
1061
00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:25,900
I might have something that
might tell us where to go.
1062
00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:27,610
My special item is a compass.
1063
00:41:27,610 --> 00:41:30,529
I don't know what
it's supposed to tell us.
1064
00:41:30,654 --> 00:41:31,664
I...
1065
00:41:31,664 --> 00:41:33,791
Go ahead and use it.
Can't hurt.
1066
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:40,299
Follow me.
1067
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:46,028
Jon... are you alright?
1068
00:41:46,629 --> 00:41:48,366
Not great, Davey.
1069
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:53,573
We'll be okay.
As long as we stick together.
1070
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:55,596
Flirt?
1071
00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:56,786
Fuck no.
1072
00:41:56,810 --> 00:41:59,227
I don't want to
flirt right now, game!
1073
00:42:10,694 --> 00:42:13,489
I don't suppose the lights
are motion sensitive.
1074
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,242
Hold up, hold up.
1075
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:18,577
I can see a bit
through my camera.
1076
00:42:18,577 --> 00:42:20,496
Does anybody else have
a way to see in the dark?
1077
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:22,122
I have a lantern.
1078
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,249
Guess it's us, then.
1079
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:24,557
After you.
1080
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,887
Oh... stairs to the basement?
1081
00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:39,098
This is where the compass leads.
1082
00:42:39,098 --> 00:42:41,976
Fine. I'll go.
Who's coming with me?
1083
00:42:42,017 --> 00:42:46,438
Well, I was hoping to pair
up with Nemo, if that's okay.
1084
00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:47,773
Yeah, sure.
1085
00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:49,275
We'll take the next one.
1086
00:42:49,275 --> 00:42:50,484
Fine.
1087
00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:51,614
Let's go.
1088
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:04,504
1089
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Ah, fuck.
1090
00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:12,006
I guess we go through there.
1091
00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,180
Hell no.
1092
00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:21,084
Hey, Nemo.
The last door is here.
1093
00:43:28,096 --> 00:43:30,122
Yeah, alright...
1094
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,651
How's everyone else doing?
1095
00:43:32,651 --> 00:43:35,337
I can barely see a thing.
1096
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000
1097
00:43:37,105 --> 00:43:38,115
What was that?
1098
00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,220
You guy's okay?
1099
00:43:39,220 --> 00:43:41,180
TBD!
1100
00:43:42,286 --> 00:43:43,764
Be careful.
1101
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,752
Hey, this book fell down.
1102
00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:51,285
Cheap scare. It's fine.
1103
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,722
A secret passage?
1104
00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,642
That definitely leads
to a torture chamber.
1105
00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:07,269
No worse than anywhere we're going.
1106
00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:09,897
Oh, as Lucy and I are
discovering, this house's
1107
00:44:09,897 --> 00:44:12,816
architecture makes no sense.
1108
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:14,839
It's fuckin' dark.
I can't... This is...
1109
00:44:15,668 --> 00:44:17,719
And the battery's not
gonna fuckin' last.
1110
00:44:18,576 --> 00:44:20,805
Hey Lucy, you said
you speak Spanish, right?
1111
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:22,868
What's up?
1112
00:44:22,959 --> 00:44:25,762
I have this note. It's dated
a few months ago...
1113
00:44:25,762 --> 00:44:27,039
but all it says is
1114
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:33,130
In Spanish: "The quietest waters
are the deadliest".
1115
00:44:33,387 --> 00:44:34,546
Does it say anything else?
1116
00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:35,673
Just a signature.
1117
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:38,685
Claribel Rojas. Maybe she's
someone who played the game.
1118
00:44:38,685 --> 00:44:40,000
Aguas...
1119
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:43,013
Water... it's about water!
1120
00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:45,891
It's not about water. It's...
1121
00:44:45,974 --> 00:44:48,012
It's a saying we have.
1122
00:44:48,084 --> 00:44:50,312
The quietest waters
are the deadliest.
1123
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,940
Things that seem safest
1124
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,484
might actually hurt you the most.
1125
00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:57,528
Well, I can kinda relate to her.
1126
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,950
Didn't think a game was
gonna fucking hurt me.
1127
00:45:05,744 --> 00:45:08,038
Hey, uh, Lucy.
1128
00:45:08,038 --> 00:45:10,499
I'm sorry about earlier.
1129
00:45:10,499 --> 00:45:11,796
What?
1130
00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,276
You know, when I yelled at you?
1131
00:45:13,276 --> 00:45:15,295
After Zelda?
1132
00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:16,964
Oh, it's okay.
1133
00:45:16,964 --> 00:45:18,716
I mean, you were scared.
1134
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,968
No one's their best self
when they're scared.
1135
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:22,636
I'm a little worse than that.
1136
00:45:22,636 --> 00:45:24,388
I get...
1137
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:26,765
paranoid about people
1138
00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:27,775
I guess.
1139
00:45:27,775 --> 00:45:28,918
Very paranoid.
1140
00:45:28,918 --> 00:45:30,853
He's the only one here
who's closed his DMs.
1141
00:45:30,853 --> 00:45:32,438
That doesn't mean he's crazy.
1142
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:34,106
God knows I wanted to close mine.
1143
00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,774
No, look, I like the fans.
1144
00:45:35,774 --> 00:45:38,527
I just...
1145
00:45:38,527 --> 00:45:40,904
There was this one girl
1146
00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:43,390
screen name, AmberMist.
1147
00:45:43,390 --> 00:45:45,920
Oh. I remember this story.
1148
00:45:46,530 --> 00:45:47,828
It started out normal.
1149
00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:51,331
She told me how much
our videos meant to her, and...
1150
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:53,167
she asked me
for game recommendations.
1151
00:45:53,167 --> 00:45:55,961
I mean, we all get
those messages right?
1152
00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:59,506
But then she would
throw in some dark joke...
1153
00:45:59,506 --> 00:46:02,634
about being depressed.
1154
00:46:02,676 --> 00:46:04,887
I tried to be supportive, but...
1155
00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,765
the more I did that,
the more she vented to me.
1156
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:09,010
Why didn't you just block her?
1157
00:46:09,010 --> 00:46:11,810
If I ghosted her,
or if I said the wrong thing,
1158
00:46:11,810 --> 00:46:15,105
she might have hurt herself.
1159
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,732
Then one night she sends me...
1160
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:20,390
this message and it's scary.
1161
00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:25,040
Like she tells me
that she hurts a lot...
1162
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,742
but soon she won't
feel anything anymore...
1163
00:46:29,742 --> 00:46:33,970
unless I give her
a reason to live.
1164
00:46:33,970 --> 00:46:38,045
She had an address on file
from being a paid member.
1165
00:46:38,089 --> 00:46:41,840
I could call the cops to check on her
and hope that I didn't regret
1166
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,310
that for the rest of my life.
1167
00:46:44,310 --> 00:46:47,940
Or I could ignore her and...
1168
00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:50,270
regret what happens next.
1169
00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:54,436
So I made the call.
1170
00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:57,648
I couldn't bear
the thought of of someone...
1171
00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:01,650
hurting themselves
and me having done nothing.
1172
00:47:01,650 --> 00:47:03,821
What did you do after?
1173
00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,900
When she was stable, I...
1174
00:47:07,449 --> 00:47:10,410
I finally blocked her because
I couldn't go through that again.
1175
00:47:10,410 --> 00:47:14,540
And she sent all of her friends
after me demanding...
1176
00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:17,169
that I change my mind,
that I still be friends with her.
1177
00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:20,295
Eventually it stopped.
1178
00:47:20,295 --> 00:47:23,146
And after a few months,
she deleted her account.
1179
00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:27,929
But I still see her
in every stranger.
1180
00:47:28,864 --> 00:47:31,881
Cause all that started
with a fan...
1181
00:47:31,881 --> 00:47:34,725
that I don't know
saying hi to me.
1182
00:47:38,467 --> 00:47:40,691
I didn't know things
were that bad.
1183
00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:43,035
I'm sorry I gave you shit
for closing your DMs.
1184
00:47:44,022 --> 00:47:46,654
Let's just keep moving.
1185
00:47:51,879 --> 00:47:54,579
Jon, wait, wait, wait!
We don't know how this works, man.
1186
00:47:54,579 --> 00:47:55,760
We don't know how this works.
1187
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,629
We don't know, like,
if I'll die if you die.
1188
00:47:57,629 --> 00:48:00,586
Or if I die because my NPC
bites it or something!
1189
00:48:00,586 --> 00:48:02,162
But man...
1190
00:48:02,162 --> 00:48:03,280
I swear to fucking God...
1191
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,187
if I die because you
and Gwen went unarmed...
1192
00:48:05,187 --> 00:48:06,784
alone, into a dark tunnel...
1193
00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,418
Davey? Hey, look at me.
1194
00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:09,556
Shut the fuck up.
1195
00:48:10,105 --> 00:48:11,280
Stay focused.
1196
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,490
Oh my God, dude!
1197
00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:13,599
Fuck!
- What is it?
1198
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:14,944
New monster just dropped.
1199
00:48:15,202 --> 00:48:17,561
God, it's just a damn rat.
1200
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:20,050
God, I wish I could
get his blood off me.
1201
00:48:25,819 --> 00:48:27,609
That's pleasant.
1202
00:48:29,119 --> 00:48:32,045
I do not like what this means.
1203
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:41,826
Looks like a fuse
box over there.
1204
00:48:42,878 --> 00:48:43,888
Christ.
1205
00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:48,079
Stop trying to get me to pick
the fucking flirt option, game.
1206
00:48:48,079 --> 00:48:51,511
Maybe you should have thought about that
before you chose it the first time.
1207
00:48:51,511 --> 00:48:53,429
Shut up. It was a joke.
1208
00:48:55,050 --> 00:48:58,599
So now you're finally admitting
that being queer is a joke to y'all?
1209
00:48:58,602 --> 00:48:59,603
You want to do this now?
1210
00:48:59,603 --> 00:49:00,871
You want to do this right now?
1211
00:49:00,871 --> 00:49:03,119
When we're fucking dying out here?
You know what...
1212
00:49:03,119 --> 00:49:04,319
Guys. Come on. Come on.
1213
00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:06,777
What better time?
1214
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:11,406
I think I've held my tongue long
enough about the Jon and Davey show.
1215
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:12,574
You could keep holding it.
1216
00:49:12,574 --> 00:49:15,589
You need to stop speaking.
1217
00:49:15,589 --> 00:49:17,829
Dice, just calm down, okay?
1218
00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:20,916
Jon and I joke about being a couple,
but it's just jokes!
1219
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:22,254
Everybody knows that!
1220
00:49:22,254 --> 00:49:24,836
You don't do it
because it's funny.
1221
00:49:24,990 --> 00:49:27,449
You do it because it gets the
audience swooning...
1222
00:49:27,449 --> 00:49:29,796
and writing
their fanfics about y'all.
1223
00:49:29,796 --> 00:49:32,469
Oh, so are you jealous that they
actually talk about us? Come on.
1224
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:34,846
You think we like it when they
write porn about us, Dice?
1225
00:49:34,846 --> 00:49:39,059
You know your content together
garners the most engagement.
1226
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:41,303
That's why you post it.
1227
00:49:41,303 --> 00:49:43,297
You also know
that your solo shit...
1228
00:49:43,605 --> 00:49:46,036
can't muster up
half those views...
1229
00:49:46,036 --> 00:49:48,468
because you're both so mediocre,
1230
00:49:48,777 --> 00:49:51,989
there's no other reason that
people would care to watch you.
1231
00:49:52,030 --> 00:49:54,700
Hey, I earned my place, okay?
1232
00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:57,770
The audience voted me in a year
before Davey was even here!
1233
00:49:57,770 --> 00:50:01,123
Then stay in your
motherfucking lane.
1234
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:05,544
Because my ass wakes up
queer every day.
1235
00:50:05,544 --> 00:50:09,390
I am the best player here every day.
1236
00:50:09,390 --> 00:50:13,218
And while they're losing their minds,
just hoping y'all will kiss...
1237
00:50:13,218 --> 00:50:16,980
they can't even get
my fucking pronouns right!
1238
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,000
1239
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,374
Shit, Dice, run!
1240
00:50:19,374 --> 00:50:20,709
What's going on?
1241
00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:22,990
Our staircase is crumbling
and motherfucker I hate
1242
00:50:22,990 --> 00:50:24,890
first person platformers!
Mitch, keep up!
1243
00:50:24,890 --> 00:50:26,710
Well, dammit, Dice!
Wait for me!
1244
00:50:26,730 --> 00:50:27,837
Come on!
1245
00:50:28,819 --> 00:50:30,000
Lucy, you're fine?
1246
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:31,900
Keep going, Mitch!
Keep going!
1247
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:34,000
Come on, come on...
Make these jumps...
1248
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,000
Got it.
1249
00:50:36,230 --> 00:50:38,109
Ow, motherfucker!
1250
00:50:38,109 --> 00:50:39,328
I broke my fucking arm!
1251
00:50:39,328 --> 00:50:40,546
Are you okay?!
1252
00:50:40,619 --> 00:50:42,119
Do something!
1253
00:50:42,119 --> 00:50:43,380
I mean, I have a health kit.
1254
00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:45,119
Then use it!
Give him the health kit!
1255
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,319
Dice, give him the health!
It'll heal him!
1256
00:50:47,329 --> 00:50:49,963
Fine! Fine, it's done!
1257
00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:52,007
1258
00:50:52,007 --> 00:50:54,009
Holy fuck...
1259
00:50:54,009 --> 00:50:57,855
You are so goddamn lucky that you paired
with somebody with a health kit.
1260
00:50:57,938 --> 00:50:59,925
Not when you had to
think about it twice!
1261
00:50:59,925 --> 00:51:02,383
Well at least you two got
to the end of your level.
1262
00:51:02,383 --> 00:51:04,045
Yeah. Great!
1263
00:51:07,564 --> 00:51:09,369
Maybe these breakers power a door
1264
00:51:09,369 --> 00:51:11,175
to get out of here?
1265
00:51:11,318 --> 00:51:12,880
Our NPC friend said
that they might do...
1266
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,332
something, so maybe futzing
with them will help.
1267
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,000
1268
00:51:18,283 --> 00:51:19,400
Shit, fuck.
1269
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,410
What? What'd you do?
1270
00:51:20,891 --> 00:51:22,476
I bombed a skill check.
1271
00:51:24,444 --> 00:51:26,000
Alright.
1272
00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,904
Oy. This is gonna take awhile.
1273
00:51:28,904 --> 00:51:30,262
Hey, jump on that other one.
1274
00:51:30,262 --> 00:51:31,963
Maybe it'll go faster
with the both of us.
1275
00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:36,551
Holy shit!
1276
00:51:36,551 --> 00:51:37,828
Finally.
1277
00:51:41,973 --> 00:51:43,283
Nemo?
1278
00:51:46,436 --> 00:51:48,438
Zelda and Taylor?
1279
00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:49,898
What about Taylor?
1280
00:51:49,898 --> 00:51:51,843
There's a painting of him.
1281
00:51:54,986 --> 00:51:56,738
I wonder who these people are.
1282
00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:57,970
They must have all-
1283
00:51:57,970 --> 00:51:59,091
Ah, fuck!
1284
00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:03,540
What the fuck is that?!
1285
00:52:03,540 --> 00:52:04,690
What's happening?
1286
00:52:04,690 --> 00:52:06,370
Are you guys okay?
What's going on?
1287
00:52:06,370 --> 00:52:07,970
There's something in here with us!
1288
00:52:07,970 --> 00:52:09,074
Okay. Stay behind me.
1289
00:52:09,074 --> 00:52:10,170
Head to the door!
1290
00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:12,500
Okay, okay, okay. Oh my God!
Oh, shit!
1291
00:52:12,500 --> 00:52:13,639
What's it look like?
1292
00:52:13,639 --> 00:52:15,259
I don't know!
It's a shadow person!
1293
00:52:15,259 --> 00:52:16,359
Gotta go, gotta go.
1294
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,410
I can't open the door.
It says it needs power!
1295
00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:19,790
Wait, what needs power?
1296
00:52:19,809 --> 00:52:20,846
The locked door!
1297
00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,820
And there's like a
monster in here with us!
1298
00:52:22,820 --> 00:52:23,923
So this has to be it!
1299
00:52:23,923 --> 00:52:25,142
Okay. Okay, Hey, Lucy!
1300
00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:26,252
We're at like 90% okay?
1301
00:52:26,252 --> 00:52:27,348
Once we fix these breakers,
1302
00:52:27,348 --> 00:52:28,427
it should power your door!
1303
00:52:28,427 --> 00:52:29,663
Just hold on, you guys!
1304
00:52:29,663 --> 00:52:31,203
We're almost there, right?
1305
00:52:31,203 --> 00:52:32,230
Jon, we almost there?
1306
00:52:32,589 --> 00:52:33,599
Guys, come on!
1307
00:52:33,599 --> 00:52:35,130
We're trying!
1308
00:52:35,130 --> 00:52:36,540
Come on, we're almost there!
1309
00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:38,046
One more. Come on,
bring it on!
1310
00:52:38,046 --> 00:52:39,155
Come on!
1311
00:52:39,155 --> 00:52:40,360
Please hurry up!
1312
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,950
Come on!
1313
00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:42,953
1314
00:52:42,953 --> 00:52:44,079
Okay now, go!
1315
00:52:44,079 --> 00:52:45,154
It's open!
1316
00:52:45,154 --> 00:52:46,469
1317
00:52:46,469 --> 00:52:47,479
Come on, come on!
1318
00:52:47,479 --> 00:52:48,869
Nemo, get out of there!
1319
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:51,506
I cannot believe that worked!
1320
00:52:51,506 --> 00:52:53,308
Yes! Fuck yes!
1321
00:52:53,308 --> 00:52:55,200
Okay...
- Holy shit!
1322
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:57,757
Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah, are you?
1323
00:52:57,757 --> 00:52:59,467
Yeah.
1324
00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:01,111
Goddamn, nice, man.
1325
00:53:01,111 --> 00:53:02,279
Thanks...
1326
00:53:03,550 --> 00:53:04,807
Hey. We did it.
1327
00:53:04,807 --> 00:53:06,154
Good job, Lucy.
1328
00:53:10,854 --> 00:53:12,612
Goddamn it.
1329
00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:16,009
That was life or death.
1330
00:53:18,829 --> 00:53:21,823
Looks like we're going through
the murder hallway...
1331
00:53:21,823 --> 00:53:23,434
Yeah.
1332
00:53:23,434 --> 00:53:24,671
C'mon.
1333
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:34,836
Jon?
Gwen?
1334
00:53:34,836 --> 00:53:36,196
Fuck, I lost my light.
1335
00:53:36,296 --> 00:53:37,731
Me too, I can't
see anything.
1336
00:53:37,731 --> 00:53:38,840
Just keep walking.
1337
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,661
We'll get somewhere eventually.
1338
00:53:42,594 --> 00:53:43,970
Where is everyone?
1339
00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:45,570
We're in some sort of control room.
1340
00:53:45,570 --> 00:53:46,655
Same.
1341
00:53:46,655 --> 00:53:48,910
Yeah, there's a bunch of
pages with stuff written on 'em.
1342
00:53:48,910 --> 00:53:51,144
Us too, just found it.
1343
00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:52,218
Us?
1344
00:53:52,218 --> 00:53:53,458
Gwen?
1345
00:53:54,532 --> 00:53:56,416
We must have been
separated in the dark.
1346
00:53:57,019 --> 00:53:58,735
What do you see?
1347
00:53:58,735 --> 00:54:00,779
I'm in a white room.
1348
00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:04,713
There's a suitcase with symbols
on it and three windows.
1349
00:54:04,713 --> 00:54:06,883
There you are.
- Yeah, no, we can see you.
1350
00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:10,330
What is this?
1351
00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:12,624
Welcome test subject.
1352
00:54:12,624 --> 00:54:16,419
Today's experiment is about
group communication.
1353
00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:18,830
Before you sits a bomb.
1354
00:54:18,830 --> 00:54:21,156
Your peers have
instructions to diffuse it
1355
00:54:21,156 --> 00:54:23,174
and may communicate in whatever way
1356
00:54:23,174 --> 00:54:25,187
they find effective.
1357
00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:28,699
You have four minutes
before the bomb activates.
1358
00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:31,184
Your time begins now.
1359
00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:32,918
A bomb?!
1360
00:54:32,918 --> 00:54:33,928
Gwen!
1361
00:54:33,928 --> 00:54:34,972
Stay calm.
1362
00:54:34,972 --> 00:54:36,309
We're gonna get you out of this.
1363
00:54:36,309 --> 00:54:37,922
Yeah, the answers to
the puzzle, they're...
1364
00:54:37,922 --> 00:54:39,500
probably on these papers in the rooms,
1365
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,675
but you gotta tell us what the
bomb looks like, okay?
1366
00:54:41,675 --> 00:54:43,046
Okay, there are two boxes.
1367
00:54:43,046 --> 00:54:46,116
One has wires, and the other
has dials, like on a safe.
1368
00:54:46,116 --> 00:54:47,784
Alright, so we've got a wire puzzle
1369
00:54:47,784 --> 00:54:48,841
and safe puzzle.
1370
00:54:48,841 --> 00:54:50,681
Everyone look for
instructions on those.
1371
00:54:50,681 --> 00:54:51,692
We got this?
1372
00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,465
Let's keep looking,
let's keep looking. Let's see...
1373
00:54:56,501 --> 00:54:57,541
It is none of these.
1374
00:54:57,541 --> 00:54:59,140
Upper left! I think I saw dials.
1375
00:54:59,140 --> 00:55:00,874
Holy shit, I really could kiss you.
1376
00:55:00,874 --> 00:55:01,923
What's it say?
1377
00:55:01,923 --> 00:55:02,924
Alright, alright.
1378
00:55:02,924 --> 00:55:06,130
It shows the first dial turned
clockwise to twelve.
1379
00:55:06,130 --> 00:55:08,558
The second dial turned
clockwise to thirty-eight.
1380
00:55:08,558 --> 00:55:09,806
And the last one turned
1381
00:55:09,806 --> 00:55:11,531
counter clockwise to forty-two.
1382
00:55:11,531 --> 00:55:12,541
You got that?
1383
00:55:12,541 --> 00:55:13,682
Uh... no... wait, I...
1384
00:55:13,682 --> 00:55:15,258
Wait! I've got a note right here.
1385
00:55:15,258 --> 00:55:18,106
It's actually counter clockwise
and clockwise are reversed.
1386
00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:19,132
Are you kidding?
1387
00:55:19,132 --> 00:55:20,317
So what does that mean?
1388
00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:22,562
It's okay! We'll walk you
through it one at a time!
1389
00:55:22,562 --> 00:55:24,986
So turn the first dial to twelve,
1390
00:55:24,986 --> 00:55:26,599
counter clockwise, I guess?
1391
00:55:26,797 --> 00:55:28,040
You guess?
1392
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:29,994
Just trust us.
1393
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000
1394
00:55:35,609 --> 00:55:36,791
Okay! What next?
1395
00:55:36,791 --> 00:55:40,048
Okay! Second dial, thirty-eight,
counter clockwise!
1396
00:55:43,571 --> 00:55:44,571
1397
00:55:44,591 --> 00:55:45,601
Right....
1398
00:55:45,602 --> 00:55:48,457
Turn the last one
clockwise to forty-two.
1399
00:55:52,739 --> 00:55:53,739
1400
00:55:55,084 --> 00:55:56,178
Oh my God! We did it!
1401
00:55:56,178 --> 00:55:57,269
Yes!
1402
00:55:57,269 --> 00:55:58,480
Do we have any notes on
1403
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,260
that wire puzzle yet, guys? Come on.
1404
00:56:01,691 --> 00:56:02,984
This one's for memory.
1405
00:56:02,984 --> 00:56:05,445
This one's for shapes. Ugh, fuck!
1406
00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,068
I got nothing.
1407
00:56:07,068 --> 00:56:08,967
Is it this one?
The one with the purple text?
1408
00:56:08,967 --> 00:56:10,110
Uh, yeah, let's see!
1409
00:56:10,110 --> 00:56:12,010
Okay, I think this is it. Four wires?
1410
00:56:12,010 --> 00:56:13,286
Yeah!
Okay, great.
1411
00:56:13,286 --> 00:56:14,636
What color is your first wire?
1412
00:56:14,636 --> 00:56:15,646
It's yellow.
1413
00:56:15,646 --> 00:56:17,109
Okay, yellow. First wire's...
1414
00:56:17,109 --> 00:56:18,908
Yeah, shit, no,
I only have instructions for
1415
00:56:18,908 --> 00:56:20,020
if the first wire is blue.
1416
00:56:20,020 --> 00:56:21,330
Fuck!
1417
00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:24,177
Something with
a yellow wire...
1418
00:56:24,177 --> 00:56:26,446
Alright, wait a minute.
I got something right here.
1419
00:56:26,446 --> 00:56:28,051
If the first wire's yellow,
1420
00:56:28,051 --> 00:56:29,652
cut out the, blue wires.
1421
00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:34,474
There aren't any blue wires.
1422
00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:36,216
Read it again, Dice.
Read it again!
1423
00:56:36,216 --> 00:56:37,691
I'm reading it fine!
1424
00:56:37,691 --> 00:56:38,701
It says it right here!
1425
00:56:38,701 --> 00:56:39,832
Guys! Please!
1426
00:56:39,832 --> 00:56:41,248
Maybe you have instructions
1427
00:56:41,248 --> 00:56:42,707
for the wrong puzzle or something?!
1428
00:56:42,707 --> 00:56:44,420
No, no. Hold up,
hold up. I've got it.
1429
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:47,126
It says all yellow wires are
actually blue wires.
1430
00:56:47,126 --> 00:56:48,469
So I cut the yellow wires?
1431
00:56:48,469 --> 00:56:49,483
Yes! Right?
1432
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:51,566
No! No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1433
00:56:51,566 --> 00:56:53,030
If all yellow wires are blue wires,
1434
00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:54,959
then we actually need to
follow my instructions
1435
00:56:54,959 --> 00:56:56,630
for what to do
if the first wire is blue.
1436
00:56:56,648 --> 00:56:57,889
Just tell me what to cut!
1437
00:56:57,889 --> 00:56:59,499
Cut, uh...
1438
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:00,509
Cut the red one, Gwen!
1439
00:57:00,509 --> 00:57:01,519
Are you sure?
1440
00:57:01,519 --> 00:57:02,949
Yeah, or is there a page somewhere
1441
00:57:02,949 --> 00:57:04,750
that says all red wires
are secretly purple?
1442
00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:06,923
There's only one minute left.
1443
00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:09,095
I think Nemo's right.
Cut the red.
1444
00:57:11,369 --> 00:57:12,679
Come on, Gwen. Come on.
1445
00:57:13,190 --> 00:57:15,209
This is gonna work.
It's gonna be red.
1446
00:57:17,470 --> 00:57:18,880
Oh my God!
1447
00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,255
Yeah!
1448
00:57:20,809 --> 00:57:21,890
Hell yeah!
1449
00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:26,510
Wait.
1450
00:57:26,510 --> 00:57:28,445
Wait, wait, wait.
It's still counting down.
1451
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:29,990
I don't know what else to do!
1452
00:57:29,990 --> 00:57:31,000
What?!
1453
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,682
We solved the puzzles! We diffused it.
1454
00:57:32,682 --> 00:57:33,818
What did we miss?
1455
00:57:33,818 --> 00:57:35,500
It's gotta be rigged, or something!
1456
00:57:35,882 --> 00:57:37,244
What is this?
1457
00:57:39,914 --> 00:57:41,347
There's another puzzle.
1458
00:57:41,527 --> 00:57:42,594
Oh my God.
1459
00:57:43,268 --> 00:57:44,596
Describe it. Describe it!
1460
00:57:44,596 --> 00:57:47,130
Six squares, two rows of three.
All different colors.
1461
00:57:47,319 --> 00:57:48,380
I found that one!
1462
00:57:48,380 --> 00:57:49,384
Just hang on. Hang on.
1463
00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,218
Fuck, okay.
1464
00:57:52,218 --> 00:57:53,344
It's just like Simon Says.
1465
00:57:53,344 --> 00:57:54,880
You just press the buttons in order:
1466
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:56,609
Red, green, green.
1467
00:57:56,609 --> 00:57:58,209
Wait, there might
be more instru...
1468
00:57:58,209 --> 00:57:59,550
There is no time for that!
1469
00:57:59,550 --> 00:58:00,690
Red, green, green!
1470
00:58:00,690 --> 00:58:02,220
Red, green...green.
1471
00:58:02,220 --> 00:58:04,803
Blue. Orange. Red.
1472
00:58:06,608 --> 00:58:07,618
But I thought...
1473
00:58:07,618 --> 00:58:09,270
1474
00:58:18,286 --> 00:58:19,412
Is everyone okay?
1475
00:58:19,412 --> 00:58:22,248
Do we fucking look okay?!
1476
00:58:22,248 --> 00:58:23,258
She...
1477
00:58:28,183 --> 00:58:30,211
There's nothing of her left.
1478
00:58:32,515 --> 00:58:34,549
I think that might
be our way out.
1479
00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:41,071
Do you think it would have
gone off no matter what?
1480
00:58:41,071 --> 00:58:43,319
How else would we have
a way to move forward now?
1481
00:58:43,319 --> 00:58:46,159
I told you. The only way we're
progressing is when people die!
1482
00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,606
No, no, there was a way out.
1483
00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:54,511
If she'd diffused it,
she could have moved it aside.
1484
00:59:08,086 --> 00:59:09,552
I feel like there...
1485
00:59:09,552 --> 00:59:12,516
is something you're not telling me.
1486
00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:14,297
I'm not playing this anymore.
1487
00:59:15,009 --> 00:59:16,979
Come on, man. You've got to.
There's a timer.
1488
00:59:16,979 --> 00:59:18,436
No, we're done playing around,
1489
00:59:18,436 --> 00:59:20,011
pretending to be
something we're not.
1490
00:59:20,433 --> 00:59:21,882
Gwen said we shouldn't listen
1491
00:59:21,882 --> 00:59:22,892
to the game.
1492
00:59:22,892 --> 00:59:24,059
Maybe she was right.
1493
00:59:26,646 --> 00:59:28,420
That's too bad, Jon.
1494
00:59:29,420 --> 00:59:30,716
Fuck, dude!
1495
00:59:30,716 --> 00:59:31,760
Jon!
1496
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:32,889
Guys, what's wrong?
1497
00:59:32,889 --> 00:59:33,899
Shit!
1498
00:59:33,899 --> 00:59:36,340
You should've been honest
with me from the start.
1499
00:59:36,340 --> 00:59:38,336
My NPC just went nuts
and attacked us!
1500
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,010
1501
00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:41,530
Where'd you guys go?
1502
00:59:42,508 --> 00:59:44,479
He's dragging us somewhere.
1503
00:59:44,479 --> 00:59:45,606
Shit...
1504
00:59:45,606 --> 00:59:47,092
We'll go through the broken wall
1505
00:59:47,092 --> 00:59:48,907
and we'll try to loop back around
1506
00:59:48,907 --> 00:59:50,626
to find you. Come on, guys.
1507
00:59:50,626 --> 00:59:52,000
Come on, man. Get it together.
1508
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,386
You're good, you're good.
1509
01:00:00,913 --> 01:00:01,913
1510
01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:02,941
Oh God.
1511
01:00:03,419 --> 01:00:05,880
I guess you were right about
that torture chamber, huh?
1512
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:07,604
I just didn't think it would be yours.
1513
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:09,731
Yeah, but where are you?
What does it look like?
1514
01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:11,649
Okay, it's some kind of dungeon!
1515
01:00:11,649 --> 01:00:12,916
Brick walls.
1516
01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:15,020
I can hear water dripping.
1517
01:00:15,029 --> 01:00:16,082
1518
01:00:16,082 --> 01:00:17,089
Listen.
1519
01:00:18,717 --> 01:00:20,000
1520
01:00:22,309 --> 01:00:23,901
To the right!
I hear it too.
1521
01:00:27,624 --> 01:00:30,126
I had so many dreams about us.
1522
01:00:30,126 --> 01:00:33,379
I wrote so many love stories.
1523
01:00:33,390 --> 01:00:34,674
But it was all a lie!
1524
01:00:34,674 --> 01:00:36,290
You lied to me.
1525
01:00:36,290 --> 01:00:38,700
No, no way! What are you
doing with those knives?
1526
01:00:38,700 --> 01:00:40,319
Guys, hurry the fuck up, please!
1527
01:00:40,319 --> 01:00:41,400
Jesus fucking Christ.
1528
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:42,410
Goddammit.
1529
01:00:42,410 --> 01:00:43,741
Can you get
the fuck outta there?
1530
01:00:43,750 --> 01:00:45,211
No, I can't get
the fuck outta here!
1531
01:00:45,211 --> 01:00:47,140
There's gotta be quicktime
events or something!
1532
01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:48,158
Look at the chains!
1533
01:00:48,158 --> 01:00:49,268
I'm looking at the fucking...
1534
01:00:49,268 --> 01:00:50,634
Maybe there's something above us!
1535
01:00:50,634 --> 01:00:52,829
There's nothing here!
I can't do any quicktime events!
1536
01:00:52,829 --> 01:00:53,839
I can't look!
1537
01:00:53,839 --> 01:00:54,854
I have no control!
1538
01:00:54,854 --> 01:00:56,220
Oh, God! Dammit!
1539
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:57,814
Come on, guys!
1540
01:00:57,893 --> 01:00:59,530
Fuck me!
Just hang in there!
1541
01:00:59,530 --> 01:01:00,736
Shit.
1542
01:01:01,210 --> 01:01:02,429
Oh God...
Oh, no...
1543
01:01:02,902 --> 01:01:04,320
Was it for
everyone else?
1544
01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:05,530
Guys we can't do anything!
1545
01:01:05,530 --> 01:01:07,803
Do I make you more
interesting than all the
1546
01:01:07,803 --> 01:01:09,839
other guys who look
just like you?
1547
01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,929
Oh, fuck no.
1548
01:01:11,929 --> 01:01:13,294
No, no, we
see you, alright?
1549
01:01:13,294 --> 01:01:14,437
We're gonna try and get in.
1550
01:01:14,437 --> 01:01:15,652
Do better than try!
1551
01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:17,996
Shit! Someone help me with this!
1552
01:01:17,996 --> 01:01:20,220
I'm on it!
- Or is it because you can't
1553
01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:22,849
survive without me?
- What's he saying?
1554
01:01:22,866 --> 01:01:26,683
I should cut out your
tongue for telling lies.
1555
01:01:26,766 --> 01:01:28,893
But I can think of
something more poetic.
1556
01:01:28,893 --> 01:01:32,260
No, no, no, no, no shit!
Come on! Oh, Jesus fuck!
1557
01:01:32,260 --> 01:01:33,314
Is that a chainsaw?
1558
01:01:33,314 --> 01:01:34,856
Of course it's a fucking chainsaw!
1559
01:01:34,856 --> 01:01:37,359
He's coming, guys, please hurry!
1560
01:01:37,359 --> 01:01:38,369
Fuck!
1561
01:01:38,369 --> 01:01:39,454
Shit, shit, shit.
1562
01:01:39,555 --> 01:01:40,919
There's gotta be a way in!
1563
01:01:40,919 --> 01:01:42,818
Oh my fucking God,
he's right there!
1564
01:01:42,818 --> 01:01:45,150
Jesus fuck!
Shit! Shit!
1565
01:01:45,150 --> 01:01:46,294
Oh Jesus Christ!
1566
01:01:46,721 --> 01:01:48,530
Fuck! Oh my God...
Oh my God!
1567
01:01:49,579 --> 01:01:50,589
We're in!
1568
01:01:50,589 --> 01:01:51,609
Come on!
1569
01:01:51,980 --> 01:01:53,910
Yes, yes, get the fuck
away from them!
1570
01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:55,485
Yeah, yeah, come on!
Let's dance!
1571
01:01:55,510 --> 01:01:56,510
Alright!
1572
01:01:56,542 --> 01:01:57,842
Okay, okay, we're in!
We're in!
1573
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,973
Go! Go! Go!
- Fuck yeah that was close!
1574
01:02:01,973 --> 01:02:03,219
Jesus Christ, that was close.
1575
01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:04,799
Get outta here!
Get up and run, man!
1576
01:02:04,799 --> 01:02:06,109
Keep moving,
keep moving!
1577
01:02:06,109 --> 01:02:07,156
Come on!
1578
01:02:07,156 --> 01:02:08,405
Fuck.
- Come on!
1579
01:02:08,405 --> 01:02:11,940
Just leave him, Mitch!
He's too strong. Get outta here, guys!
1580
01:02:12,175 --> 01:02:13,438
Go, go!
1581
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:15,309
He's right behind us!
1582
01:02:15,309 --> 01:02:16,720
Keep running, keep running!
1583
01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:18,522
He's right on us, everybody!
Come on!
1584
01:02:18,522 --> 01:02:20,440
1585
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:22,405
There's a door, here!
1586
01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:24,457
Okay, come on, come on!
1587
01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:26,330
Over here! Yes, yes!
Through here!
1588
01:02:28,839 --> 01:02:30,686
Help me barricade this!
1589
01:02:30,686 --> 01:02:32,230
There's gotta be something...
1590
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,809
Come on!
- Yes, yes, okay.
1591
01:02:34,809 --> 01:02:35,922
Table!
1592
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,236
1593
01:02:38,236 --> 01:02:39,780
Is that gonna keep him out?
1594
01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:45,490
1595
01:02:45,490 --> 01:02:48,810
1596
01:02:50,975 --> 01:02:55,180
1597
01:02:55,521 --> 01:02:57,064
1598
01:02:57,148 --> 01:03:00,151
1599
01:03:01,971 --> 01:03:02,981
I think he's gone.
1600
01:03:05,622 --> 01:03:06,987
Fuck!
1601
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:11,204
That would've been a
really bad way to fucking go.
1602
01:03:11,204 --> 01:03:12,288
Yeah, thanks.
1603
01:03:12,288 --> 01:03:13,731
Thanks for saving us.
1604
01:03:13,731 --> 01:03:15,616
Oh man,
I thought we were goners.
1605
01:03:15,616 --> 01:03:16,726
He was pretty tough.
1606
01:03:16,726 --> 01:03:18,169
I don't think he's
a killable enemy.
1607
01:03:18,169 --> 01:03:21,381
Let's just hope he fucks off
and leaves us alone.
1608
01:03:25,885 --> 01:03:27,062
Guys.
1609
01:03:28,013 --> 01:03:29,321
Where are we?
1610
01:03:35,353 --> 01:03:37,293
Nemo, look at these pictures.
1611
01:03:38,606 --> 01:03:40,795
I think that's one of the guys we saw
in the hallway.
1612
01:03:40,795 --> 01:03:42,954
In one of the portraits, remember?
1613
01:03:44,364 --> 01:03:46,296
Maybe. I can't really tell...
1614
01:03:47,740 --> 01:03:49,188
If there was a painting of him
1615
01:03:49,188 --> 01:03:50,667
in the hallway,
1616
01:03:50,667 --> 01:03:53,440
and there were paintings of
Zelda and Taylor there...
1617
01:03:54,047 --> 01:03:57,398
Does that mean he was someone
else the game killed?
1618
01:03:57,416 --> 01:03:58,763
Fucking hope not.
1619
01:03:58,763 --> 01:04:00,664
Last time we ran into
somebody the game killed,
1620
01:04:00,681 --> 01:04:03,256
it was that shadow monster
that crawled out of the painting.
1621
01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:05,896
Yeah, but they probably
didn't start that way.
1622
01:04:07,468 --> 01:04:11,162
Remember that film projector
that Zelda set off earlier?
1623
01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:14,392
Those, like...
shadow phantomy fuckers.
1624
01:04:14,409 --> 01:04:16,323
I mean, they were probably people.
1625
01:04:16,929 --> 01:04:18,302
But the longer they stayed
1626
01:04:18,302 --> 01:04:20,050
trapped in the game,
1627
01:04:20,050 --> 01:04:22,094
the more they became monsters.
1628
01:04:22,094 --> 01:04:24,554
So what about Gwen and Zelda?
1629
01:04:25,075 --> 01:04:26,573
And Taylor? They could still be here?
1630
01:04:26,901 --> 01:04:28,514
But they're dead.
1631
01:04:28,656 --> 01:04:29,991
I mean, look around.
1632
01:04:29,991 --> 01:04:32,276
Yeah, but if part
of them is still here,
1633
01:04:32,276 --> 01:04:34,548
maybe we could do
something to save them?
1634
01:04:34,548 --> 01:04:36,622
We've got to have fire, right?
1635
01:04:36,622 --> 01:04:38,682
That was the only thing
that could help them escape.
1636
01:04:39,839 --> 01:04:40,978
Hey!
1637
01:04:41,078 --> 01:04:42,707
I think there's a switch on this.
1638
01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:49,844
If you're hearing this,
1639
01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:52,224
you found one of my safe rooms.
1640
01:04:52,569 --> 01:04:54,432
I don't know how long
it'll be before the siren...
1641
01:04:54,432 --> 01:04:56,113
finds this one too,
1642
01:04:56,113 --> 01:04:57,794
but I'll help while it lasts.
1643
01:04:57,935 --> 01:05:00,521
My name is Jeremy Jones,
and I've had to watch...
1644
01:05:00,521 --> 01:05:03,816
a lot of people come through
here these past few months.
1645
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:05,776
And then join me.
1646
01:05:05,776 --> 01:05:07,153
I'll be fast.
1647
01:05:07,153 --> 01:05:08,946
The siren is the key.
1648
01:05:08,946 --> 01:05:12,224
Literally. Her heart is your way out.
1649
01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:15,661
She'll do everything
in her power to stop you.
1650
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:19,663
Because feeding on us
is the only way she survives.
1651
01:05:20,190 --> 01:05:21,886
But there's always a way out.
1652
01:05:22,574 --> 01:05:23,820
Remember that.
1653
01:05:25,033 --> 01:05:26,337
So that's it?
1654
01:05:27,025 --> 01:05:28,674
We cut out the siren's heart?
1655
01:05:29,264 --> 01:05:31,161
There's no way it's that simple.
1656
01:05:31,473 --> 01:05:32,483
Sure it is.
1657
01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:35,306
Look, this guy Jeremy is
trying to help us.
1658
01:05:35,473 --> 01:05:36,916
Like what? Rat Man?
1659
01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,810
It could be a distraction
from the house.
1660
01:05:40,019 --> 01:05:43,530
It's lied and cheated us
from the jump.
1661
01:05:44,023 --> 01:05:46,496
Why would it start
playing fair now?
1662
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:50,459
We could have helped
Gwen diffuse the bomb.
1663
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:53,491
Maybe if we each sacrificed
1664
01:05:53,491 --> 01:05:55,735
our one life for Zelda
in the trivia game...
1665
01:05:55,735 --> 01:05:57,536
we could have saved her.
1666
01:05:58,162 --> 01:06:00,706
On the other hand,
all of you had ways to help me
1667
01:06:00,706 --> 01:06:03,591
and Nemo in the hallway,
and that's why we survived.
1668
01:06:03,706 --> 01:06:06,071
Yeah. And I'd be sausage if you
1669
01:06:06,071 --> 01:06:07,780
guys hadn't saved me from Davey.
1670
01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:09,434
Interesting choice of words.
1671
01:06:10,450 --> 01:06:14,009
Look, I'll do anything
to help us out of here.
1672
01:06:14,887 --> 01:06:17,473
And I want to help Gwen
1673
01:06:17,473 --> 01:06:20,630
and Zelda and fucking Taylor.
1674
01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:23,666
But I don't know
how much more I got in me.
1675
01:06:24,438 --> 01:06:26,482
I'm so goddamn tired.
1676
01:06:26,482 --> 01:06:28,453
No one's asking you
to do it alone.
1677
01:06:31,028 --> 01:06:34,657
We get so caught up on
who's the best player.
1678
01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:36,739
Who the fans like.
1679
01:06:38,182 --> 01:06:40,964
But at the end of the day,
it's the shit we do together that matters.
1680
01:06:42,505 --> 01:06:44,661
We always just wanted
you to be a family.
1681
01:06:45,350 --> 01:06:47,294
You're stronger together.
1682
01:06:47,294 --> 01:06:48,793
You always have been.
1683
01:06:50,881 --> 01:06:51,891
Do you hear that?
1684
01:06:51,891 --> 01:06:52,942
What is that?
1685
01:06:52,942 --> 01:06:53,956
Dice!
1686
01:06:53,956 --> 01:06:55,372
Jeez, um...
What the hell?
1687
01:06:57,638 --> 01:06:58,820
Okay, uh, Dice...
1688
01:06:58,873 --> 01:07:01,158
don't move, alright?
We'll find something to pull you up.
1689
01:07:01,158 --> 01:07:02,849
It's fine.
I'll figure my own way out.
1690
01:07:02,851 --> 01:07:04,779
Don't do this!
Let us help you!
1691
01:07:04,779 --> 01:07:06,970
Yeah, look! I know we
haven't always had your back
1692
01:07:06,970 --> 01:07:08,471
but now is not
the time to be a hero.
1693
01:07:09,570 --> 01:07:12,487
You think I do this
because I want to be the hero?
1694
01:07:13,571 --> 01:07:17,255
I save myself because
no one else is coming.
1695
01:07:18,159 --> 01:07:21,448
If I trust you
to hold open that door...
1696
01:07:21,448 --> 01:07:23,702
you'll just slam it in my face.
1697
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,255
Why aren't you guys saying anything?
1698
01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:32,265
What's going on?
1699
01:07:33,630 --> 01:07:34,892
You're on the TV.
1700
01:07:35,944 --> 01:07:37,670
What up, various timezones!
1701
01:07:37,670 --> 01:07:39,243
Hope y'all had a good day.
1702
01:07:39,243 --> 01:07:40,456
I did not.
1703
01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:42,966
Another shitty day at Janus.
1704
01:07:42,966 --> 01:07:44,967
But y'all better keep it mum...
1705
01:07:44,967 --> 01:07:46,753
cause they can't know
I have a solo channel.
1706
01:07:47,846 --> 01:07:48,954
When was this?
1707
01:07:48,954 --> 01:07:51,317
You know, solo channels
are against your contract.
1708
01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:54,695
You don't pay me enough to cover
my bills just on this gig.
1709
01:07:54,779 --> 01:07:56,655
Guys, this is trying to break us up.
1710
01:07:56,655 --> 01:07:57,855
Don't listen to it.
1711
01:07:58,249 --> 01:08:01,702
So we've got a fan coming
into the studio on Saturday.
1712
01:08:01,949 --> 01:08:03,616
I think she's some young girl?
1713
01:08:03,616 --> 01:08:05,331
Which, ten bucks...
1714
01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:08,481
means she's just there to
drool over the pretty boys.
1715
01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:12,489
The Janus fans like to
say they support us...
1716
01:08:12,489 --> 01:08:15,390
because we're so diverse.
1717
01:08:15,390 --> 01:08:19,067
But really they're just there to line up
behind White Boy of the Month.
1718
01:08:20,429 --> 01:08:22,098
And I have tried...
1719
01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:23,820
to talk to Mitch about it,
1720
01:08:23,820 --> 01:08:25,363
but he called me crazy.
1721
01:08:25,726 --> 01:08:28,270
"They don't connect to you
because you're quiet."
1722
01:08:28,270 --> 01:08:30,563
"They don't understand
your sense of humor."
1723
01:08:32,024 --> 01:08:34,109
And this one...
1724
01:08:34,109 --> 01:08:35,840
This one's my favorite.
1725
01:08:36,184 --> 01:08:41,555
"Your identity is too narrow
and people can't relate to you."
1726
01:08:43,702 --> 01:08:45,371
Goddamn it, Mitch.
1727
01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:46,580
What?
1728
01:08:46,580 --> 01:08:47,866
It's true.
1729
01:08:50,459 --> 01:08:53,045
I really do think
Nemo is a nice guy.
1730
01:08:53,045 --> 01:08:56,283
I also think he's just
not cut out for this.
1731
01:08:56,283 --> 01:08:58,500
He pulled me aside
a couple of days ago
1732
01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:01,602
and told me that he
was actually traumatized...
1733
01:09:01,654 --> 01:09:05,184
by a fan who was
talking to him too much.
1734
01:09:06,069 --> 01:09:08,040
Just like, read the room, bro.
1735
01:09:08,269 --> 01:09:10,451
Nobody's sliding into my DMS.
1736
01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:12,823
Really?
1737
01:09:14,057 --> 01:09:15,067
I'm sorry, I...
1738
01:09:15,067 --> 01:09:18,006
It was just... it was petty
and I was fucking jealous.
1739
01:09:23,701 --> 01:09:27,913
Taylor took over an entire stream again
today with his "chaotic dumbass" routine.
1740
01:09:27,913 --> 01:09:30,838
It's just like...
You're not chaotic.
1741
01:09:31,068 --> 01:09:33,259
You're a stale attention whore.
1742
01:09:33,509 --> 01:09:36,113
Gwen acts like she's
girlboss of the year.
1743
01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:39,190
But success really doesn't count...
1744
01:09:39,190 --> 01:09:41,529
when you have to
sleep your way there.
1745
01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:45,616
I swear to God if Zelda pushes
her toxic positivity...
1746
01:09:45,616 --> 01:09:46,643
on me one more time...
1747
01:09:46,971 --> 01:09:48,724
If any of y'all are
Jon and Davey shippers?
1748
01:09:49,758 --> 01:09:52,310
Get. The. Fuck.
Off. My. Stream.
1749
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:56,993
So y'all, I think I'm going to
have to cancel the stream today.
1750
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:00,360
My wrists.
1751
01:10:00,370 --> 01:10:02,154
I just can't move my wrists.
1752
01:10:02,154 --> 01:10:03,741
I mean, I can.
1753
01:10:03,741 --> 01:10:05,192
It's just sort of...
1754
01:10:05,192 --> 01:10:06,808
excruciatingly painful.
1755
01:10:09,079 --> 01:10:10,800
I don't really know why...
1756
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,453
mostly because Janus
doesn't offer healthcare?
1757
01:10:16,003 --> 01:10:17,393
And it's getting worse.
1758
01:10:18,836 --> 01:10:21,514
I also know Mitch is not
going to keep his promise.
1759
01:10:23,137 --> 01:10:24,369
He won't fire me.
1760
01:10:24,828 --> 01:10:27,719
He'll just let me
get so miserable...
1761
01:10:28,818 --> 01:10:30,249
that I quit.
1762
01:10:32,922 --> 01:10:35,245
I think time is almost up...
1763
01:10:35,245 --> 01:10:38,020
for Janus Gaming's diversity hire.
1764
01:10:45,824 --> 01:10:46,931
So.
1765
01:10:48,670 --> 01:10:50,996
You're just gonna let me die,
1766
01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:52,555
because I have opinions.
1767
01:10:53,473 --> 01:10:55,709
We're not going to let you die.
1768
01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:59,880
But damn it, why is the idea of
working together so threatening to you?
1769
01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:01,423
I gave you everything...
1770
01:11:01,423 --> 01:11:03,278
and you're still
so insecure about...
1771
01:11:03,278 --> 01:11:06,345
not being self-made, you had to go
prove you could do it better alone?
1772
01:11:06,345 --> 01:11:08,278
I have an expiration date, Mitch.
1773
01:11:10,966 --> 01:11:11,976
And you know...
1774
01:11:11,976 --> 01:11:14,728
the only reason you keep me around
1775
01:11:14,728 --> 01:11:16,613
is because I'm the fucking best.
1776
01:11:18,107 --> 01:11:20,050
And if these stop working,
1777
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,706
I stop working.
1778
01:11:23,033 --> 01:11:24,913
So yeah, I'm gonna
build a community...
1779
01:11:24,913 --> 01:11:26,120
of my own...
1780
01:11:26,120 --> 01:11:28,866
that loves me for me,
and not my skills.
1781
01:11:29,635 --> 01:11:31,131
If alone is how
1782
01:11:31,131 --> 01:11:32,507
you wish to be,
1783
01:11:32,507 --> 01:11:33,964
alone you'll face adversity.
1784
01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:36,166
We'll test to see
if you are skilled
1785
01:11:36,543 --> 01:11:38,377
Your friends may help,
1786
01:11:38,377 --> 01:11:39,981
lest you be killed.
1787
01:11:40,754 --> 01:11:42,294
There's a ladder!
Climb up to us.
1788
01:11:42,294 --> 01:11:43,473
Yeah!
1789
01:11:47,803 --> 01:11:49,580
Quicktime sand? Very clever.
1790
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,690
Alright, come on, Dice.
You can do this.
1791
01:11:51,710 --> 01:11:52,798
Yeah! Come on!
1792
01:11:57,090 --> 01:11:58,314
Keep pushing. Hold on.
1793
01:11:58,314 --> 01:11:59,701
Just hold on.
You can do this!
1794
01:11:59,701 --> 01:12:00,757
Not again...
1795
01:12:00,757 --> 01:12:01,790
Fuck!
1796
01:12:01,875 --> 01:12:03,041
You can do it, come on!
1797
01:12:03,041 --> 01:12:05,120
Come on, Dice!
Come on, Dice!
1798
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,250
Please!
1799
01:12:06,430 --> 01:12:08,160
Fuck! My hands...
1800
01:12:08,169 --> 01:12:09,207
You can hold out.
1801
01:12:10,893 --> 01:12:12,589
You got this, you got this!
Come on!
1802
01:12:12,589 --> 01:12:13,690
Dice!
1803
01:12:13,690 --> 01:12:14,699
Keep pushing!
1804
01:12:14,699 --> 01:12:15,740
Please, God, please!
1805
01:12:20,475 --> 01:12:22,750
Fuck, fuck, what do we do?
What do we do?
1806
01:12:26,270 --> 01:12:27,475
Help me...
1807
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:29,340
The riddle said that we could help!
1808
01:12:29,340 --> 01:12:31,599
There's gotta be a way
that we can save them!
1809
01:12:35,267 --> 01:12:36,426
Gimme your controller!
1810
01:12:37,659 --> 01:12:39,000
Ugh, come on!
1811
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,000
No!
1812
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,000
1813
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:55,380
Hey... hey...
1814
01:13:12,820 --> 01:13:14,000
Hey.
1815
01:13:16,623 --> 01:13:17,623
1816
01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:27,818
It was a good idea.
1817
01:13:27,818 --> 01:13:29,863
It was just too fucking late!
1818
01:13:29,863 --> 01:13:31,743
No thanks to any of you!
1819
01:13:32,783 --> 01:13:33,889
What happened to...
1820
01:13:33,889 --> 01:13:35,779
What happened to
"we're all in this together?"
1821
01:13:39,779 --> 01:13:41,709
We gotta think outside
the game next time.
1822
01:13:43,502 --> 01:13:44,953
We know that now.
1823
01:13:44,953 --> 01:13:51,520
1824
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:52,533
No, no, no, hey, hey.
1825
01:13:52,533 --> 01:13:53,722
Come on, come on.
1826
01:13:53,722 --> 01:13:54,732
Hey!
1827
01:13:54,732 --> 01:13:55,764
No!
1828
01:13:55,764 --> 01:13:56,774
Go, go!
1829
01:13:56,774 --> 01:13:58,144
Hey, look at him. We gotta go.
1830
01:13:58,934 --> 01:14:00,477
Go. We have to keep playing.
1831
01:14:00,477 --> 01:14:01,561
We have to keep playing!
1832
01:14:01,561 --> 01:14:02,759
1833
01:14:02,759 --> 01:14:04,437
1834
01:14:09,705 --> 01:14:10,705
Hey.
1835
01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,151
Come back to us, huh?
1836
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,000
Yeah.
1837
01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:22,416
We should keep moving.
1838
01:14:22,624 --> 01:14:24,015
Yeah, come on.
1839
01:14:38,265 --> 01:14:39,433
We're just going in circles.
1840
01:14:39,433 --> 01:14:40,488
Quiet!
1841
01:14:40,880 --> 01:14:43,411
1842
01:14:43,937 --> 01:14:45,083
Hide!
1843
01:14:45,442 --> 01:14:47,974
1844
01:14:54,246 --> 01:14:56,311
1845
01:15:00,393 --> 01:15:02,320
1846
01:15:08,003 --> 01:15:09,588
Guys?
1847
01:15:09,588 --> 01:15:11,465
What happens when
sanity reaches zero?
1848
01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:12,580
Shit.
1849
01:15:12,580 --> 01:15:13,951
I still have that noisemaker.
1850
01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:16,386
Maybe I can use that
to get the siren to move away.
1851
01:15:16,386 --> 01:15:18,790
How are you going to get to it
without moving your controls?
1852
01:15:20,098 --> 01:15:21,810
Guys that sanity is getting pretty b-
1853
01:15:22,710 --> 01:15:24,186
Davey, what the fuck?
1854
01:15:24,186 --> 01:15:25,810
Davey, stop!
1855
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:27,409
Great! We know we...
1856
01:15:27,409 --> 01:15:28,819
can get out of our fucking chairs
1857
01:15:28,819 --> 01:15:30,049
and now the game won't let us!
1858
01:15:30,069 --> 01:15:31,220
1859
01:15:33,500 --> 01:15:34,946
Watch my screen for me!
1860
01:15:37,719 --> 01:15:39,553
Davey! Davey! Come on!
Come on, Davey!
1861
01:15:40,766 --> 01:15:42,100
Davey! Davey! Jon!
1862
01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:43,110
Jon, I'm gonna help you!
1863
01:15:43,110 --> 01:15:44,394
Jon! We're gonna...
1864
01:15:44,394 --> 01:15:45,851
Let him go, Davey!
1865
01:15:48,992 --> 01:15:50,280
Mitch, you're out of time!
1866
01:15:50,282 --> 01:15:51,357
Goddamn it!
1867
01:15:51,357 --> 01:15:52,940
Fuck! Jon! Fuck!
1868
01:16:05,114 --> 01:16:06,114
1869
01:16:30,639 --> 01:16:31,639
1870
01:16:37,384 --> 01:16:38,969
Not them too.
1871
01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:40,721
What the hell happened to Davey?
1872
01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:42,347
The NPC cut his own throat.
1873
01:16:42,347 --> 01:16:43,763
Just look.
1874
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,206
We should take that knife.
1875
01:16:58,447 --> 01:16:59,456
Okay, I've got it.
1876
01:17:01,115 --> 01:17:02,550
Come on, she went upstairs.
1877
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:07,180
1878
01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:12,836
Maybe if Jon hadn't
lost his dating sim...
1879
01:17:12,836 --> 01:17:15,756
he could have convinced Davey
to hand over that knife peacefully.
1880
01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:17,695
Do you think this
is fucking funny?
1881
01:17:17,695 --> 01:17:19,650
We're all that's left, Mitch!
1882
01:17:19,650 --> 01:17:21,433
Six of our friends are dead.
1883
01:17:21,560 --> 01:17:22,980
I bet their bodies are still warm!
1884
01:17:22,980 --> 01:17:24,625
You want to get up
and see for yourself?
1885
01:17:24,723 --> 01:17:26,892
I didn't know it was
gonna go like this, okay?
1886
01:17:26,892 --> 01:17:29,645
I heard rumors and I
was following trends.
1887
01:17:29,645 --> 01:17:30,854
Trends?
1888
01:17:30,854 --> 01:17:32,397
Are you fucking kidding me?
1889
01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:34,900
You knew what
this game was all along?
1890
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:37,778
I found House of Souls
in underground game jams.
1891
01:17:37,986 --> 01:17:40,126
Everyone talked about how
their friends died...
1892
01:17:40,126 --> 01:17:42,266
or their cousins dying or whatever.
1893
01:17:42,366 --> 01:17:44,576
But people will say
anything on the internet.
1894
01:17:44,576 --> 01:17:45,789
That does not mean it's true!
1895
01:17:45,789 --> 01:17:47,265
I just thought the
audience would get...
1896
01:17:47,265 --> 01:17:48,955
a kick out of us
playing an urban legend.
1897
01:17:49,100 --> 01:17:51,667
You told us this was an
indie early access game...
1898
01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:53,630
not some shit you found
on the dark web!
1899
01:17:55,699 --> 01:17:57,381
You know, Mitch.
1900
01:17:57,381 --> 01:17:59,610
This game never would
have been worth it.
1901
01:18:00,520 --> 01:18:02,540
We would have watched anything you do.
1902
01:18:03,762 --> 01:18:06,098
The community doesn't
care about the games.
1903
01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:07,849
We care about all of you!
1904
01:18:07,849 --> 01:18:10,602
Cool theory, fangirl,
but my bankruptcy...
1905
01:18:10,602 --> 01:18:12,659
paperwork says different.
1906
01:18:12,659 --> 01:18:13,929
Bankruptcy?
1907
01:18:13,929 --> 01:18:15,924
Is there anything
you haven't lied about?
1908
01:18:16,024 --> 01:18:19,390
Janus Gaming is a quarter
of a million dollars in debt.
1909
01:18:19,390 --> 01:18:20,645
But it doesn't matter anymore
1910
01:18:20,645 --> 01:18:21,920
cause everybody's fucking dead!
1911
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:22,948
So, you know what?
1912
01:18:22,948 --> 01:18:24,783
Maybe if footage of this
nightmare comes out...
1913
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:26,276
I can start over and build a version
1914
01:18:26,276 --> 01:18:27,890
where I'm not an
afterthought in my own
1915
01:18:27,890 --> 01:18:28,945
fucking company!
1916
01:18:28,945 --> 01:18:30,220
Shut up!
1917
01:18:32,708 --> 01:18:35,377
Like, I still remember what
we wanted this thing to be.
1918
01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:37,290
What you said it was gonna be!
1919
01:18:38,338 --> 01:18:40,120
We wanted to make people's days better.
1920
01:18:40,850 --> 01:18:43,670
We wanted to make a living
doing what we love.
1921
01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:47,139
We wanted to show that everyone
deserves a seat at the table.
1922
01:18:47,139 --> 01:18:48,360
And I don't know when that
1923
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:51,810
became about money for you, man,
but it never did for me.
1924
01:18:51,830 --> 01:18:53,979
It's not about greed!
1925
01:18:53,979 --> 01:18:58,520
Do you think I can afford to pay everyone
with merch sales and sponsorships?
1926
01:18:59,234 --> 01:19:00,469
The harder we work,
1927
01:19:00,469 --> 01:19:02,190
the more they consume,
1928
01:19:02,190 --> 01:19:03,699
the more it costs!
1929
01:19:04,614 --> 01:19:06,320
Do you think
I wanna be the guy...
1930
01:19:06,340 --> 01:19:08,440
who makes Gwen
show her tits for views?
1931
01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:10,239
Or who covers up sex scandals?
1932
01:19:10,245 --> 01:19:13,623
Or who won't use you in thumbnails
because racists don't like your face?
1933
01:19:13,665 --> 01:19:14,843
If I...
1934
01:19:14,843 --> 01:19:16,989
can grit my teeth
1935
01:19:16,989 --> 01:19:18,770
and do the right thing?
1936
01:19:20,010 --> 01:19:21,882
After everything...
1937
01:19:21,882 --> 01:19:24,739
this job has put me through,
1938
01:19:24,739 --> 01:19:26,280
after the way that it has changed
1939
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:28,097
the fabric of who I am?
1940
01:19:28,097 --> 01:19:29,659
Then man...
1941
01:19:31,349 --> 01:19:32,851
We're just not the same.
1942
01:19:32,851 --> 01:19:34,978
I didn't want to be that, Nemo.
1943
01:19:34,978 --> 01:19:36,188
I had to be.
1944
01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:38,440
I had to be the bad guy
1945
01:19:38,440 --> 01:19:40,083
so that we'd all survive!
1946
01:19:40,083 --> 01:19:41,650
1947
01:19:42,790 --> 01:19:43,840
Mitch!
1948
01:19:44,429 --> 01:19:45,600
No!
1949
01:19:46,060 --> 01:19:47,320
1950
01:19:47,320 --> 01:19:48,442
Okay! Hey, hey!
1951
01:19:48,460 --> 01:19:49,526
Okay!
1952
01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:51,030
Get that knife ready.
1953
01:19:51,211 --> 01:19:52,862
I'm gonna distract it, okay?
1954
01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,659
Follow me.
1955
01:20:00,528 --> 01:20:01,760
Go left.
1956
01:20:08,000 --> 01:20:09,000
1957
01:20:09,721 --> 01:20:11,331
Hey! Over here!
1958
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:14,010
1959
01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,999
Lucy! Now!
- Okay.
1960
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:31,000
1961
01:20:35,293 --> 01:20:36,541
There!
1962
01:20:44,032 --> 01:20:45,180
1963
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:52,699
1964
01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:05,660
We did it.
1965
01:21:07,197 --> 01:21:08,635
Yeah.
1966
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:12,917
Come on.
1967
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,000
Okay...
1968
01:21:42,689 --> 01:21:44,080
Do you want to do it?
1969
01:21:45,043 --> 01:21:46,381
No.
1970
01:21:46,381 --> 01:21:47,556
You go ahead.
1971
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,000
1972
01:21:53,116 --> 01:21:55,965
No! Come on!
Let us out!
1973
01:21:56,051 --> 01:21:57,495
Please...
1974
01:21:57,495 --> 01:21:58,708
Don't tell me it wants us to
1975
01:21:58,708 --> 01:22:00,108
double tap this bitch.
1976
01:22:02,125 --> 01:22:03,326
Alright, come on out
1977
01:22:03,326 --> 01:22:04,469
so we can kill you again
1978
01:22:04,469 --> 01:22:06,060
and get outta here!
1978
01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:14,000
What the hell?
1979
01:22:15,388 --> 01:22:16,420
No...
1980
01:22:17,310 --> 01:22:18,600
Listen, listen...
1981
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,602
we're not doing that, alright?
1982
01:22:20,602 --> 01:22:22,604
Remember, there's always a way out.
1983
01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:24,775
Just start looking for
something we can interact with.
1984
01:22:51,549 --> 01:22:54,302
Hey, hey.
1985
01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:55,340
Remember the fire?
1986
01:22:56,011 --> 01:22:57,427
And how it set souls free?
1987
01:22:59,349 --> 01:23:00,397
Yeah.
1988
01:23:00,823 --> 01:23:01,969
Why?
1989
01:23:03,103 --> 01:23:05,435
We could burn it
down right now.
1990
01:23:06,609 --> 01:23:08,155
Free everyone
who's trapped in here.
1991
01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:10,850
Destroy the whole
fucking game for good.
1992
01:23:12,946 --> 01:23:14,584
But then...
1993
01:23:14,584 --> 01:23:16,199
but we'd both...
1994
01:23:16,446 --> 01:23:19,159
The game says that it's only gonna
let one of us out of here.
1995
01:23:20,142 --> 01:23:21,929
And then it'll go back
to tormenting people.
1996
01:23:23,540 --> 01:23:24,916
Maybe...
1997
01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:26,684
neither of us
would survive this way.
1998
01:23:26,684 --> 01:23:27,694
But.
1999
01:23:28,336 --> 01:23:29,914
At least we could
make a difference?
2000
01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:49,149
When I won the studio visit...
2001
01:23:49,149 --> 01:23:52,502
I wanted to use this
opportunity to say some things.
2002
01:23:54,076 --> 01:23:57,141
I've been too afraid
this whole day, but...
2003
01:23:57,141 --> 01:23:58,966
if this is it?
2004
01:24:03,580 --> 01:24:05,704
I came here because
I wanted to meet you.
2005
01:24:06,352 --> 01:24:07,527
Me?
2006
01:24:08,710 --> 01:24:11,012
That girl from your
DMs you talked about?
2007
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:12,892
AmberMist?
2008
01:24:15,633 --> 01:24:17,452
That was my old username.
2009
01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:20,430
I had a hard time...
2010
01:24:20,430 --> 01:24:22,807
a few years ago.
2011
01:24:22,807 --> 01:24:26,725
All I wanted was for one
of my favorite people to notice me.
2012
01:24:27,184 --> 01:24:28,758
To make me feel valid.
2013
01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:32,901
I guess I got carried away
giving you all my baggage...
2014
01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:35,173
but I'm better now.
2015
01:24:36,404 --> 01:24:39,199
And I need you to tell me
that you see that.
2016
01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:43,329
That you can forget all about the old me
and we can be friends again!
2017
01:24:43,329 --> 01:24:45,403
Do you realize
what you did to me?
2018
01:24:45,403 --> 01:24:47,606
Did you listen...
2019
01:24:47,606 --> 01:24:49,889
to a single thing
that I said?
2020
01:24:49,889 --> 01:24:51,336
The past can be the past!
2021
01:24:51,336 --> 01:24:53,522
It doesn't matter anymore!
2022
01:24:56,049 --> 01:24:59,302
I couldn't access you online
because you closed your DMs.
2023
01:24:59,302 --> 01:25:03,098
But I figured if I came here
and I met you in person...
2024
01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:04,501
then you couldn't ignore...
2025
01:25:04,501 --> 01:25:05,531
2026
01:25:09,646 --> 01:25:11,130
What are you doing?
2027
01:25:12,010 --> 01:25:14,019
I never stopped looking
over my shoulder for you.
2028
01:25:14,806 --> 01:25:16,760
And after all of that,
here you are?
2029
01:25:16,854 --> 01:25:17,854
2030
01:25:19,614 --> 01:25:22,826
You sat in a room right beside me.
2031
01:25:22,867 --> 01:25:24,544
You got me to trust you.
2032
01:25:24,544 --> 01:25:25,700
2033
01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:26,836
2034
01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,710
Nemo, this isn't you.
2035
01:25:31,719 --> 01:25:34,508
You don't know me!139247
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