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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:09,920 I've never seen anyone 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,280 put their IQ on a CV before. 3 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:16,760 How many of these have you had? 4 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,640 Nine. Four in New York. 5 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,800 Four here and a Skype. 6 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,000 Why are you here then? 7 00:00:23,080 --> 00:00:27,320 Well, it's not a very political answer, but 8 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,240 I think mediocrity is too well-hidden 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,480 by parents who hire private tutors. 10 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,480 I'm here on my own. 11 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:36,600 I want to be able to explain myself 12 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:38,520 clearly and hope 13 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,480 you will be receptive to my ideas. 14 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,680 Is that how you get your validation? 15 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:43,840 People listening to you. 16 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,680 As opposed to... 17 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,480 Every successful business 18 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,560 is full of people who've spent money 19 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,480 nurturing unremarkable talent. 20 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:53,640 Why did you read geography? 21 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:54,720 Geography had the least amount 22 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,520 of applicants the year before. 23 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,600 Y'know. It's a marginal game 24 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,080 about marginal gains. 25 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,360 Nothing wrong with the back door. 26 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,880 I play third fiddle to two figures 27 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:05,480 in my mother's life. 28 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:08,280 Jesus Christ and Margaret Thatcher. 29 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:09,920 And where do you stand on them? 30 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,720 One's a reason why we are all here 31 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,040 and the other is a carpenter. 32 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,720 I think this is the closest thing 33 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,920 to a meritocracy there is 34 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:20,120 and I only ever want to be judged 35 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,920 on the strength of my abilities. 36 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:23,840 And paid for it. 37 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:25,760 I guess. 38 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,240 I didn't realise that 39 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,360 we recruited from S-U-N-Y Binghamton. 40 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:32,880 It's a none target. 41 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,760 Can you tell us a joke? 42 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:36,800 Yeah. 43 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,400 It's a bit for work, whatever... 44 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,760 Y'know how many mountains 45 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,200 I'd have to move to get you to London 46 00:01:43,280 --> 00:01:44,280 for good? 47 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:22,520 You don't look sure 48 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,080 how to navigate that? 49 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,960 Would this year's graduate class please 50 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,400 assemble in the second floor auditorium 51 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,240 for your Week Three induction. 52 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:32,120 You ready to be indoctrinated? 53 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,200 See you down there. 54 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:38,200 Sure I can't get you anything? 55 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,240 Yeah, Robert 56 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:42,440 I've been meaning to ask actually. 57 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,360 Did someone very close to you die? 58 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,440 It is a very dark suit. 59 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:46,760 I am sorry for your loss but 60 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,280 have you left the label 61 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,080 on the sleeve there as well? Wow. 62 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,160 - Yeah, it's new. - Yeah. 63 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,200 You look like regional nightclub security. 64 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,640 Stag do security. 65 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,280 Actually, let me just do that for you 66 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:58,360 before you embarrass yourself 67 00:02:58,440 --> 00:02:59,440 - in front of your peers. - You see 68 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:00,760 what you've done there is actually erect 69 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,640 a billboard to how gauche you are. 70 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:03,720 Nice one. 71 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,200 Robert wears Ted Baker 72 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,280 ladies and gentlemen. 73 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,360 Just so you know. 74 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:09,680 I think you look great. 75 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,600 - Thanks. - The Undertaker attitude... 76 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:31,920 Hi. 77 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,600 I think we met at the drinks? 78 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,320 I don't think that was me. 79 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:40,240 Okay. 80 00:03:41,160 --> 00:03:43,280 It's cool, free bar. 81 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,880 I am Yasmin from FX Sales. 82 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:47,560 I think we work on the same floor. 83 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,320 Harper, CPS team. 84 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,480 He works on my team. 85 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,320 He's a hole snacc. 86 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,280 If you're into that kind of thing I guess. 87 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,880 Welcome, graduates. 88 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,640 Young people are our capital. 89 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,160 Graduates are our capital. 90 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,640 And while it's my pleasure 91 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:11,960 to congratulate you on this placement 92 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,000 the work to stay here starts now. 93 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,600 Which senior vouches for you 94 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,840 the impression that you make on clients 95 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:20,800 will all be evaluated. 96 00:04:20,880 --> 00:04:23,240 In six months' time, on RIF day 97 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:24,320 that's Reduction-in-Force 98 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,600 you'll be sitting in this room 99 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,720 telling all of us 100 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,800 why you should be hired permanently 101 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:31,120 to your desk. 102 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,120 Pierpoint is the world's pre-eminent 103 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,000 financial services institution. 104 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,680 We expect you to behave 105 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,320 like you have a stake in it. 106 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,880 Act like an owner. 107 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,400 Enrich your clients. Enrich us. 108 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:43,720 Enrich yourselves. 109 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,840 So look at the guy or gal next to you 110 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,120 really look. 111 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,320 Do you think you're better than them? 112 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,640 Maybe you are. 113 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:53,000 But half of you won't be here 114 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,320 in six months. 115 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:57,760 Just make yourselves indispensable... 116 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:03,960 Extra dirty chai with a scoop of whey. 117 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,560 Skinny latte... 118 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,800 Whatever we tell you to do. 119 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:09,440 Is there anything you want looking at? 120 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,240 We were on his catamaran 121 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,080 and then the guy caught some grouper 122 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,160 and fried it on the side of the boat. 123 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,400 Yeah, it was beautiful. 124 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,480 Hey, ask Rishi for the level of 125 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:23,800 one year one year Euro swap 126 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,520 in 500k DVO1. 127 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,000 They don't call me promiscuous... 128 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,600 - Rishi? - Today please. 129 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:30,520 Rishi... 130 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:32,600 - Can you send... - Relax 131 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:33,800 it's not an auction house. 132 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,400 I've just sent out my runs. 133 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:36,480 They're on your Bloomie. 134 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:38,480 So you can sit down now. 135 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,560 I was talking to Felim at Fenmarsh. 136 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,040 He's impressed with 137 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,920 that US tail risk work you did for him. 138 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,440 He sent me an email to say thanks. 139 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,760 Sorry, I didn't want to clog your inbox. 140 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:50,960 Don't apologise. 141 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:52,040 Just remember to talk your book here 142 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,120 or people will miss it. 143 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,440 We want to get you printing business 144 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,760 as soon as possible. 145 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,400 Harper! 146 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:03,880 - Hi. - Hey. 147 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:06,080 Sorry. Just catch my breath. 148 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,000 - Sure. - Cycled in. 149 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:11,560 Yes. I still don't have 150 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,840 your university transcript. 151 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:16,760 I'm really sorry. I will get on it. 152 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,920 You said that last week. 153 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:23,280 Harper Stern? 154 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:24,840 You're an international candidate, right? 155 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,600 Yeah, we're still missing your transcript. 156 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,360 I'm still waiting on my college 157 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:30,520 to send a copy. 158 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,880 They are notoriously slow. 159 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,640 We are hitting that grey area now 160 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:35,800 where it is becoming a bit of a problem 161 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,960 for us and therefore, a problem for you. 162 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,200 You may continue your quest. 163 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,080 - For the loo. - Thank you. 164 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,320 Harper! 165 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:58,560 Hey! 166 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,520 Have you been home? 167 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,400 Your just like never in your room 168 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:03,480 and you're wearing 169 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,200 an identical outfit to yesterday. 170 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,520 I am logging those nocturnal hours. 171 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:09,600 Trying to make a good impression. 172 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:10,680 You know? 173 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:13,560 Don't try to figure out how much 174 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,400 you get paid by the hour in IBD 175 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,000 because I will guarantee you 176 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,680 it is less than minimum wage. 177 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,240 The way I see it 178 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,440 I am in the Ivory Tower upstairs. 179 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,160 You're down here on the floor 180 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,560 with the peasants. 181 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,480 Nice. 182 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:47,080 For a minute, I thought 183 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:49,000 you were actually gonna talk. 184 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,120 You know, you've been here 185 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,200 for three weeks and 186 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,600 you've barely said a word to me. 187 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:56,960 I'm sorry. I've just been underwater 188 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:58,840 backing up Eric's accounts. 189 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,120 I know we both work for Eric 190 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,120 but I am your line manager. 191 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,800 Has he asked you to meet clients? 192 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:05,880 No. 193 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,120 For sure not. No. 194 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,200 I've got this dinner tomorrow night 195 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,600 with Mallon Mercer. Nicole Craig. 196 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,880 It's a bit of a one way relationship. 197 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,840 But substantial to the firm. 198 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,520 It's a chance to increase your visibility 199 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:18,880 as a grad. 200 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,640 Do you want to tag along? 201 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,240 Yeah. Yes. 202 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:24,160 I will look into her mandate. 203 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:25,440 Don't overthink it. 204 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,280 Are you that thirsty? 205 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:47,800 Y'know, we've got 206 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:49,760 a thirty quid meal allowance. 207 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:51,520 Why would you not use all of it? 208 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:53,200 That's very naff. 209 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,200 How's your model? 210 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:59,200 I'm going to finish in the morning. 211 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,760 Send it over my way. 212 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,160 I've got capacity. 213 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,480 How do you have "capacity"? 214 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:06,320 Brutal finance guy, innit? 215 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,760 I don't know what that is. 216 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:09,680 You bouncing? 217 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,480 Hey man. Hey. It's only ten fifteen. 218 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,320 No one here is actually 219 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,480 gonna tell you this but 220 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,000 you need to put in "facetime". 221 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,920 Actually, I don't. Staying up all night 222 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,880 doesn't enhance my work. 223 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,840 Mate... 224 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,120 - Let me see your room... - My room. 225 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,800 - Yeah. - Yeah. Check it. 226 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:54,520 It's Pierpoint's temp accommodation 227 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,880 - for out of towners... - Okay. 228 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,760 Looks great. How easy is it 229 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,000 to get them Ivory League niggers 230 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,280 to come home with you? 231 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:04,720 I am just here to work. 232 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:05,800 It's only with you that 233 00:11:05,880 --> 00:11:07,640 everything becomes sexual. 234 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,000 So the only reason you are calling me is 235 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,160 that you want a fake transcript. 236 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,760 You must need it pretty bad. 237 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:17,600 You sure that is all you need? 238 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:21,440 Why? What else would I want? 239 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,920 What are you offering? 240 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,560 Did you get a job yet, Todd? 241 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:28,120 Nah, just some unpaid shit. 242 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,160 It's hard to make money 243 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:31,240 off your passion. 244 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:33,480 You know, unless your passion is 245 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,040 - money. - Fuck you. 246 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,440 Okay, but I can make your bank think 247 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,520 you have graduated 248 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:39,760 what's that worth to you? 249 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:41,720 What? You think it's a fuck tonight? 250 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:42,800 Is that it? 251 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:45,480 I mean... 252 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:49,640 If you need it, I got you 253 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,520 Arse up. Put that arse up. 254 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,120 You don't listen to what Daddy says 255 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,560 he's going to be... 256 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:41,080 - Just ignore it... - The morning meeting 257 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,320 is about to start, mate. 258 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:45,000 If what Daddy said actually affected you 259 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,480 then you still wouldn't be 260 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,560 on the phone now... 261 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,200 Why have you changed the WACC? 262 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,400 The DCF was coming out too low. 263 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,480 How does it compare to 264 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,560 the transaction comps? 265 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,680 These pre profit unicorns trade 266 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,800 on crazy multiples. 267 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,120 Eight times, nine times. 268 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,200 Less a liquidity discount 269 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,600 we'd be just over the DCF. 270 00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,840 Fantastic. 271 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,720 What's that? 272 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,160 That's my model. 273 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,240 Why are you doing the model? 274 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,600 - Gus is doing the model. - I had capacity. 275 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:07,680 - I just wanted to get ahead. - Hari 276 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:08,760 I told you to do the pitchbook. 277 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,440 So do the fucking pitchbook, okay? 278 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:11,520 HungerFix want to optimise 279 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,600 delivery speed so they're looking for 280 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,800 mid-caps with best-in-class GPS tech. 281 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,080 Clear comps. Deliveroo. 282 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,280 - Uber Eats... - I've found something 283 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:18,480 with good sat-nav IP. 284 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,880 - They're quite small. - Don't fucking fish! 285 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,400 Stick to the formatting. 286 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:22,480 And for fuck's sake, make sure 287 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:23,600 the font is Helvetica 12 or 288 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:25,600 the MD will freak. And I might have to 289 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,080 take one of you into the pitch. I'll lead 290 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,400 but it'll be good for your visibility. 291 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,000 Why are you doing my model? 292 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,080 Mate, it's the team's work. 293 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,720 No, it's my work. 294 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,160 It's not my fault that you feel 295 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:43,160 you need to keep score. I don't. 296 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,040 So I'm guessing last night was Boisdale? 297 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,880 Boisdale. Five Hertford 298 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,480 and then then inevitably Annabel's. 299 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,720 The triumvirate. 300 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,760 Like the embrace of an old friend. 301 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:58,600 Right. Okay. 302 00:13:59,480 --> 00:14:01,280 So I've published a piece 303 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,760 looking back at the decade post-crisis. 304 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,760 Three stages. Housing. 305 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,840 2007-2009... 306 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,760 How are we supposed to monetize 307 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,280 what's in the rear-view mirror? 308 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:12,560 What? 309 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,760 Any new buy recommendations? 310 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:15,840 Still overweight 311 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:16,920 with a preference for the US. 312 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,680 Even with margins and valuations 313 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,840 at all-time highs? 314 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,000 Why bother publishing 315 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,400 if there are no material changes? 316 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:27,760 I suppose 317 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,800 Kaspar can pay for my personality. 318 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:30,880 You can read my note out loud 319 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,960 to him if you'd like. 320 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,960 It's not exactly commercial, is it? 321 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,240 Once again the research teams 322 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:39,600 excel in wasting sales peoples time. 323 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,960 Another walk out. 324 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,880 So it's one cob with bacon, no stilton. 325 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,000 And the other one without... 326 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,400 No, wait. Sorry 327 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,120 the first one I need with bacon... 328 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,320 Thank you. And... 329 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,720 Sorry, I specifically said no dressing. 330 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,680 Keeping the cattle fed and watered. 331 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,600 My first proper dinner 332 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:28,480 was with Philippe Jabre. 333 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,360 You know, from hedge-funds. 334 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:31,720 He is famous. 335 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,680 Dozen of us at Nobu, pre 08 Nobu. 336 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,200 I had gastroenteritis. 337 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:38,160 Threw up at the table. 338 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,520 Jabre said it was 339 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,000 the first interesting thing 340 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:44,360 to come out of my mouth all night. 341 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,760 That's only half true. 342 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,440 But he still called 343 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,960 and I still printed his business. 344 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:54,400 That's the bar. 345 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:55,920 Don't let Daria tell you 346 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000 it's "just a dinner". 347 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,760 I'll work on a pitch. 348 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,080 Which grad do I have to bully 349 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,240 to get a fucking sanger? 350 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,080 Felim, how was Capri? 351 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:13,600 - You need to get out of here. - Why? 352 00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:14,880 You've only left the building once 353 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,360 in the last forty eight hours. 354 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,680 It is automatically red-flagged 355 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,520 by your ID card. I don't want to know 356 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:20,640 where you have been sleeping. 357 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:21,800 But optically, I need you 358 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,440 to walk out of the office 359 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,760 tap your card out. 360 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,640 Do whatever and then come back. 361 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,080 No more red flag. 362 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,880 Okay. Sorry. 363 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,360 You're not in trouble. 364 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,480 I appreciate how you are meeting 365 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:33,840 the needs of the business. 366 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,400 Thanks. 367 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,640 Get rid of the fucking water, yah? 368 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:38,760 And don't take the piss. 369 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:45,280 Go grab a pint, I might come 370 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,120 and find you when the work's done. 371 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,320 No rest for the wicked. 372 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,080 Women of power 373 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,000 seem to like withhold sunlight 374 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,880 from women coming up. 375 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,600 It's not cool, we can't be doing that. 376 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:20,680 The success... 377 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,880 You're a bit of a masochist... 378 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,360 Excuse me? 379 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,200 Negging Clement in the meeting. 380 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,720 I spent months writing something 381 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,240 for the fucking salesmen 382 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,120 to parrot over the phone and 383 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,760 Clement doesn't even have the humility 384 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,640 to listen for five fucking minutes. 385 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,040 Yeah, but his war stories though... 386 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,720 He's a fucking dinosaur. 387 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,240 It took two years for him 388 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,520 to say "good morning" to me. 389 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,240 He's never going to speak to you. 390 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,160 Yeah. Alright mate. 391 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,440 - Whatever. - I'm just saying. 392 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,240 Don't think that a guy like that 393 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,000 is going to protect you on RIF. 394 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,280 Clement, he has got Kaspar 395 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,200 that's one fucking account and 396 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,440 yeah, it's big, but 397 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,520 the only way to guarantee you survive 398 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,960 is to say "I am an originator 399 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,720 I won new business." 400 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,160 I remember, I was with... 401 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,160 Adrian. Come on 402 00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,520 what did this place used to be called? 403 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,760 It's... come on. 404 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,240 It used to have 405 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:27,360 some really awful single syllable name 406 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,520 like Stunt, or something like that. 407 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,560 It looked like a fucking building site. 408 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,000 Does she have an "on" button? 409 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,720 I was looking into the business you did... 410 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,960 Right... Priorities. 411 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,280 Shall we get some wine 412 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,240 that doesn't taste like paint thinner? 413 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:00,600 Abso-fucking-lutely. 414 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:04,040 - Yeah. - Okay, what do we have? 415 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,560 Do you know Gus? 416 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,520 Yeah, I live with him... 417 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,800 I lived with him at uni. 418 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:16,920 We sort of lost touch while 419 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,960 he was there. I went to school with him 420 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,040 with all those guys. 421 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,120 Surprised it took you this long 422 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,480 to mention Eton. Two years above. 423 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:24,560 "House Captain." He said. 424 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,320 I know a lot about you two. 425 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,320 Yeah. 426 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,560 Catch you later. 427 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,360 Hi. 428 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,960 Saying "everything's gonna be okay" 429 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,160 over and over doesn't stop your house 430 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,680 burning down around you, does it? 431 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Eventually we shall be eating our pets. 432 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,440 If that's your philosophy 433 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,600 you can trade it. 434 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,200 Extremely reasonable. 435 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,400 At twice the price. 436 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:52,720 I'm being sarcastic 437 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,600 it is reassuringly expensive. 438 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,400 Buy an option on the US ten year 439 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:57,480 at four percent. 440 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,840 Yields haven't been there 441 00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,280 since before you were born. 442 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,600 Actually since the early aughts. 443 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,120 Were you even sentient then? 444 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,200 Sorry, Nicole 445 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,560 graduates don't normally pitch. 446 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,400 Fuck that. Let her talk. 447 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:10,200 With the President bulldozing 448 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,720 the reputation of the US oversees 449 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:14,520 y'know, for me it follows that 450 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,800 the administration will totally 451 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,160 kill the rep of treasuries. 452 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:18,600 And pissing in China's mouth 453 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,120 - isn't gonna help. - Exactly. 454 00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,320 Personally I just think we will do 455 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,080 an enormous sell off. We're lowkey 456 00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:24,240 throwing ourselves into Cold Wars 457 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,040 with all of our trading partners. 458 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,960 China are the biggest global holder 459 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,080 of US paper. 460 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,160 If they start dumping 461 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,000 yields will soar past four percent. 462 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,400 If you think the house is burning down 463 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,800 this is how you monetize it. 464 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,560 Bearish people lose money 465 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,800 - in this market. - Yeah 466 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,360 but the world's pregnant with tail risk. 467 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,480 Right, and this is a play for the end. 468 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:48,360 Who wants another drink, anyone? 469 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,520 My PT hates it when I am hungover. 470 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,720 We're gonna have to 471 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,080 love you and leave you, I'm afraid. 472 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,440 As hard as that is. 473 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,920 Right, I won't get up. 474 00:20:58,160 --> 00:20:59,840 Fine for you to piss off to bed. 475 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,440 But I will let Harper finish her thoughts. 476 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,800 - Yeah? - Great. 477 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,400 Nicole. 478 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,320 Harper, pick up the bill. 479 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,600 Mikey, you should be fresh 480 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,680 in the morning. 481 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,360 Yeah. I'll be the responsible one. 482 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,600 Here is my card. 483 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Thank you. 484 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,440 So I can write up an email... 485 00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,760 I don't think you're a saleswoman. 486 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,400 That's a compliment. 487 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,360 Salespeople sell certainty. 488 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,640 Lovely... 489 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,880 What a life. 490 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,040 I've got us an Uber. 491 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,760 Two times surge. 492 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:55,960 You pay twice as much to go home 493 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,240 and have half the fun. 494 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,200 Wipe your fucking nose. 495 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,120 It only takes two pints, doesn't it? 496 00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,480 All the Outreach guys together 497 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,560 of course. 498 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:10,720 It's a scheme for... 499 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,040 Diversity hires. I know. 500 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:14,840 Gus thinks he's above all that. 501 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,080 I resent your friendship. 502 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,200 Good, 'cause we are staying out. 503 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,280 Yeah, I am not sure I can be seen 504 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,760 fraternising with you two. 505 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,680 I am sober as a judge. 506 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,240 - Come on, man. - Don't hug me... 507 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,840 Try not to throw up in there... 508 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,400 Yeah mate, Pierpoint. 509 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,080 Take him home please. 510 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:36,520 Destination is in. 511 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,960 I can write up that option idea for you 512 00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,280 in the morning... 513 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,280 If you want. 514 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,240 Okay... 515 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,520 Can I come a bit closer? 516 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,960 I am so tired. 517 00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:12,280 He can drop you anywhere. 518 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,840 Southwark. 519 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,360 Come on mate. 520 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:48,080 You've had a bit too much, ain't ya? 521 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:52,800 This is not my house. 522 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,120 It doesn't have a balcony. 523 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,840 The one that was put in the system... 524 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,440 No. I am fine. 525 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:03,520 Dude, if I leave you alone 526 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:05,600 you're gonna choke on your own vomit. 527 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,880 Ten minutes. 528 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:11,960 Yeah. Okay. 529 00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,680 How's IBD? You're out early... 530 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:19,520 Yeah. I dunno. I think... 531 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,720 I think they treat me differently 532 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,040 like I went to state school 533 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:28,600 and they even talk to me differently. 534 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,720 This guy on my desk, Gus. 535 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:32,920 I feel like he makes it 536 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,400 his personal business 537 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,480 trying to make me feel like 538 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,920 I'm unworthy of it or something. 539 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,120 He sounds like a fucking asshole. 540 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:49,280 This weird thing happened at dinner 541 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,520 with this woman. A client. 542 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,000 That's good, you're doing dinners 543 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,200 with clients already. 544 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,800 Yeah, Daria, my line manager 545 00:25:58,880 --> 00:26:00,920 just invited me out of the blue. 546 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,320 It went really well. 547 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,600 And then the client 548 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,360 she gave me a ride home and 549 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,120 she sort of... 550 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,840 touched me. 551 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000 And she's a woman, y'know 552 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,120 but I don't know 553 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,800 it was still kind of... 554 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:22,800 weird. 555 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,400 I thought she'd bit on an idea, but 556 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,000 she won't want to deal with me now. 557 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,000 There's no way that it could get back 558 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,680 to Pierpoint, right? 559 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,440 Hari? 560 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,280 Does anybody know 561 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,400 what day of the week it is? 562 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,920 Rishi, you will love this... 563 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000 So how did the rest of the dinner go 564 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:28,080 last night? 565 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:30,640 Yeah, it was fun. 566 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:32,040 You know I have never actually seen 567 00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,120 someone successfully 568 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,640 hold Nicole's attention. 569 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,480 She is a notoriously hard nut to crack. 570 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:38,840 Have you followed up? 571 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,280 I am not really sure 572 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,280 I am comfortable calling clients yet. 573 00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:44,000 - I will send her an email. - Cool. 574 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,200 You rested? 575 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,640 HungerFix have changed the time. 576 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:52,960 They're in at nine tomorrow 577 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:54,520 and their COO is autistic. 578 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:55,600 No, I am not being snide. 579 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,160 She has autism. And levelling with you 580 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,760 she's also a bit of a cunt. 581 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:00,160 Those things are unrelated. 582 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,520 Speed and clarity. 583 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,720 - Gus, how's the model? - I'll be done 584 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:03,920 turning comments by tonight. 585 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:05,600 We need to get the book to the printers 586 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,280 by 6.00am. Don't stay up all night. 587 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,760 But tell me that's doable? 588 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,120 I like you two a lot. 589 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,680 Hi, Robert. 590 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,560 I've noticed that rates and FX 591 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,760 and all the other teams 592 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,080 start their meeting pre-open? 593 00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,560 When does the CPS one start? 594 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,560 It changes day to day. 595 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,040 Eric's not usually in it 596 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,160 so it's Clement's call. 597 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,600 Well, I'd like it to run 598 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:37,760 from seven from now on. 599 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,480 Starting tomorrow. Can you just 600 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,240 round everyone up for me? 601 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:46,960 Seven on the dot. 602 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:54,400 Seven? 603 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,000 If I was a father, that would 604 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,720 seriously fuck with my morning. 605 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,160 Anyone up for an after work bevvie? 606 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,720 Thursday night sharpener. 607 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,080 What, a few looseners? 608 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,160 - Yeah. Fancy it? - What 609 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,400 - take the edge off? - Yeah? 610 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,720 No, mate! And get a new suit. 611 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:10,840 You look like fucking Neo. 612 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,280 I am doing anything else. 613 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,120 Surely I can drag you out? 614 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:24,320 By my braids? 615 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,280 Maybe next time. 616 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,080 I guess we're the only people 617 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:36,320 that like to have fun around here. 618 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,440 Is that packet? 619 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,840 'K. We're going vegan tonight. 620 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,320 See, I gotta be up really early. 621 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,560 Only if we go to bed. 622 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:01,440 You're sound. 623 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,080 There was dinner, then a party 624 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,880 for those people who had the energy. 625 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,520 I've never seen 626 00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,520 so many lusted-after people 627 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,840 who were so utterly charmless. 628 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,640 And sexless. 629 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,400 They were without charm 630 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,640 and sex. 631 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,960 Clement we've heard this one. 632 00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:21,600 I wanna hear the rest. 633 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Excuse me? 634 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,040 Sorry... 635 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,640 Sorry, my head's a blur. 636 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,680 You know when two big nights 637 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:38,040 catch up with you? 638 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,960 And who were you entertaining? 639 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,080 Which client? 640 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,840 Sorry. 641 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,480 Hari, you're in the meeting with me. 642 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:21,560 Well done. 643 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,040 Gus, I hope you don't mind. 644 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:24,840 Well deserved. 645 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,880 One-nil to you. 646 00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,120 But you're not listening to me. 647 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,200 It's just one page. 648 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,960 I fucked up the font on that one page. 649 00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:37,040 Can you just reprint it? 650 00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,240 The meeting is at 9.00am... 651 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,560 But it's the company font 652 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:45,760 Helvetica 12. 653 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,280 It looks fucking amateur. 654 00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:39,600 Never seen a grown man 655 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,920 drop his trouser at a urinal? 656 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:44,960 I saw a guy do it 657 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:48,840 during the Kobe earthquake '95. 658 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:50,480 He had an arse like 659 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,200 an eight year old boy. 660 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,640 Now people seem to have forgotten that 661 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:57,040 the more you enjoy sales 662 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,080 the more money you make. 663 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,000 But if you're going to stay out all night 664 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,800 iron the box lines out of your shirt. 665 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:17,480 You're not here to fix the lights. 666 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,440 Daria said the Mallon Mercer meet 667 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,520 went well. 668 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:27,640 - Monetize that shit. - She sent an email. 669 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:28,880 We don't hide behind emails. 670 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,000 Get on the phone and 671 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,880 ask for the fucking order. 672 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,880 Rish, will you shine my shoes? 673 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:36,680 Fuck yourself, mate. 674 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,120 Can you come this way? Through there. 675 00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,520 Hari's death is an unexpected tragedy. 676 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:44,920 The next 24 hours 677 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,760 and the way we respond to this 678 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,200 are defining. 679 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,120 Do not speak to the press. 680 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,000 I'd rather you didn't speak to anyone 681 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,720 outside of the office, for now. 682 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,440 This is about respect. 683 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,600 There will be an inquiry 684 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,680 into the circumstances. 685 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,000 Colin, you big wanker! 686 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:49,200 HungerFix's flight got cancelled. 687 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,320 They're in on Monday. 688 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:30,040 Do you want to talk about, y'know... 689 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,640 Turn it up, mate. 690 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:14,560 What the fuck are you doing? 691 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,240 Apparently he just fucking died. 692 00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,680 Like collapsed. 693 00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,440 It's fucking scary. 694 00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,320 Lesson is, don't hire people 695 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,680 who really need the job. 696 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,160 What does that mean? 697 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:29,040 I mean, certain types of people 698 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:30,600 feel the need to over compensate 699 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,080 because they feel inadequate. 700 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:34,160 It is also bad for us. 701 00:42:34,240 --> 00:42:35,240 How do you mean? 702 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,960 Take the girl with the nose ring. 703 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,200 Isn't it impossible 704 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,120 to compete with this girl's narrative? 705 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,680 I mean, everything is aligned for her. 706 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,040 You know nothing about her. 707 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,160 Well, I know she went to a shit uni. 708 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,720 And I know she's black. And I know 709 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,280 those things are mutually exclusive. 710 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,600 Sure, but together... 711 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:51,680 tick, tick. 712 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:53,680 You're fucking vile! 713 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:57,440 Come on, it's just realistic... 714 00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,960 I'm so sorry. 715 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,760 I was the less cunty one. 716 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:18,720 It's fine. 717 00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:27,920 It's not the correct trade anyway. 718 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000 When do I ever have you 719 00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,720 on the wrong side of anything. 720 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:32,040 I know. 721 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,400 Alright, catch you later. 722 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:56,960 - Hello? - Nicole, hi. 723 00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,680 It's Harper from Pierpoint. 724 00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,080 That option idea we talked about. 725 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,960 It was a fun night. 726 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,720 Let's go for it in a half a yard. 727 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:08,440 Rishi! 728 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,720 I said your fucking name, dude. 729 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,960 Can you price that option idea 730 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,160 we talked about, half a yard? 731 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,360 No way, it's wingier than 732 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,480 the fucking lottery. How the hell 733 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:16,560 have you got someone to buy an option 734 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,320 on treasury yields hitting 4%? 735 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,640 I told them that eventually the US 736 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,240 is going to war in the South China sea. 737 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,560 When they do, this pays out. 738 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,160 Alright. Can do it in half her amount. 739 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:29,400 Nicole, can we do half? 740 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,920 No. You wanna write my business 741 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,280 you fill me on my first order. In full. 742 00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,360 Two secs. 743 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:35,920 I need it in full. Can you help? 744 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,320 No fucking way. I can't price it without 745 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,760 losing money. That's half a billion. 746 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,840 The client will not hear "no." 747 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,080 And I'm not interested in that either. 748 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,160 Offer is five beeps. 749 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,560 - Offer is five basic points. - Too high. 750 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,120 I'll pay four cents in up to 250. 751 00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,200 Work the balance with you. 752 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,560 Can't do five. Four please. 753 00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:51,640 If they're paying for your idea 754 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:52,800 make them fucking pay! 755 00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:54,120 Four cents. 756 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,240 Four cents. 757 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,680 Because I'm excellent, four cents. 758 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:07,760 Do I just say done? 759 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:09,320 Half a yard done. Four cents. 760 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,440 Half a yard done. Four cents. 761 00:45:12,200 --> 00:45:13,400 Let's see where this takes us. 762 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,960 Do not forget how this feels right now. 763 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,200 You are a world killer. 764 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,080 Now I see you. 765 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,440 - Thank you. - Why is there 766 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,800 a ring in your nose? Are you cattle? 767 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,160 Welcome to the Shangri-la Hotel. 768 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,880 Can I get a room for the night? 769 00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:00,760 Just the night. Somewhere else. 770 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,840 We have the Southwark Suite. 771 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:07,880 Let's do it. 51221

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