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- keep 'em closed.
- they're closed.
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- god, ray.
- all right.
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i hope this isn't the part
where you hack me
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into bits and bury me
in the woods.
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this is not the outfit
i want to be found dead in.
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- all right.
- why are we stopping?
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'cause we're here.
okay, open 'em.
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- this is it?
- this is it.
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your tent?
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my tent.
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is this your property?
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this is my property.
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this is my lake.
this is my yard.
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my house.
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and my tent.
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oh, why can't we
just go in the house?
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i don't live in a house.
i live in a tent.
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come on.
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marcel proust?
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marcel proust.
your tattoo.
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oh, right.
yeah.
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i should have gotten
sylvia plath.
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i had a man...
an ugly man...
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tell me i wasn't ugly.
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an ugly man...
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named floyd.
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you're not ugly.
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you're not real,
are you?
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i'm pierce.
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this was it.
no more bullshit.
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no randall.
no force-fed lines.
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no flat tires
by the side of the road.
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it was just me and her
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making out in my tent
with the wind howling outside.
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Oh, fuck.
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you're...
you're unbelievable.
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it felt different this time.
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it felt real.
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which is why waking up next
to that pile of cold hard cash
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felt like such
a kick in the gut.
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shit, jemma.
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i thought we were
past this.
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oh my god.
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ray, what are you
doing here?
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here.
here's your cut.
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she paid you
directly again?
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unbelievable.
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it just feels fantastic to
be undermined at every turn.
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is it all here?
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you know what?
now's not a good time
for company.
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look, i'm sorry.
i'm sorry for last night.
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i didn't even
want this money.
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i just...
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i don't think jemma
should be a client anymore.
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- you want to cut her off?
- no, i don't want to
cut her off.
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i just don't...
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i don't want her
to be a client.
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what are you sayin
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i think...
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- what?
- i want her to...
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to be a girlfriend
or something?
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hey, babe,
can i use this eggplant?
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you... yeah.
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what?
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all i know is that there's
something going on between us.
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some... thing that...
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- babe, eggplant?
- it's fine.
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just use it.
you want to explain
something to me?
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just how do you see
this business venture
of ours working?
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because i've been pouring
my blood, sweat and tears
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into this happiness
consultant thing
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and you seem determined
to undermine our success.
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- me?
- yeah.
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look, you've the one
who can't even launch
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a viral marketing
campaign without leaving
a phone number.
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it's supposed to enter
through the subconscious.
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you know, if you
have all the answers,
then you book the clients.
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just let me know when
you've got some lined up.
all right?
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i could do that.
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oh, crimeny.
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hey, jemma.
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guess you slipped out
pretty quietly this morning.
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anyway, looks like some cash
fell out of your purse.
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but since it did,
let me take you out.
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give me a call.
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this is ray.
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it's almost ready.
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it smells good.
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anything interesting?
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oh, sorry for snooping.
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just, i'm interested
in your work.
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that's part of a travel series
i did called "bombed."
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"bombed"?
you were bombed?
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i was bombed,
they were bombed.
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the premise is i go
to a war-torn country
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and i get drunk
with the locals.
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is that was i was?
another drunk local?
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no, you...
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are you kidding?
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you were art.
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what about you?
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what's your process like,
you know, as a poet?
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mmm, i don't have
a set process really.
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lately my work's
been avoiding me.
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how long's it been
avoiding you for?
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about two years.
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- two years?
- yeah.
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i've been pretty blocked.
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that's the most tragic
thing i ever heard.
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i just...
i hate that,
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when people say i'm a poet
and they don't even write.
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when i was a child
i was really prolific.
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my adolescence
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was so fertile.
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i hemorrhaged words.
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so what stopped
the bleeding?
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i think it was my mother.
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i can't believe
we're doing this.
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don't you have
a better way to
spend the weekend?
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no.
no i don't.
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you're my new
pet project.
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i'm a man on a mission.
we're gonna get you
writing again.
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you don't understand.
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my mother's
a bitter academic.
always judges me.
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so, poets need
to suffer.
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okay, listen. trust me.
this is going to work.
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you grow as an artist
every time you walk
through that door.
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come on.
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mother?
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hello?
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anyone home?
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that right there
is the mother of
my unborn child.
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really?
the middle finger
to a man you just met?
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i don't feel like
we just met.
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"tanya skagle, state
forensics champion."
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oh yeah,
proud of it.
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first place,
dramatic interpretation.
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voted most likely
to save the whales.
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oh yeah.
i really dropped the ball
on those whales though.
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oh wait, see?
this is from seventh grade.
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the year i had
really bad b.o.
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and my mom wouldn't
let me wear deodorant.
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i wrote a poem about it.
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"indelible stench"?
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you know...
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i used to dry hump
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my neighbor jacob
on this carpet.
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you want me to show
you how i did it?
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- mm-hmm.
- okay, he'd say go.
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- and then, like...
- okay.
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out of curiosity,
did jacob have any
pubic hair?
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because i do,
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and i actually feel
like you're about to
start a brush fire.
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what, that doesn't
do anything for you?
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hello?
is someone here?
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shit.
get up.
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- get up.
act natural.
- tanya?
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- is that you?
- in my room.
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how did i know
it was tanya?
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i followed the trail.
dirt all the way up
the stairs.
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hi, mom.
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tanya, again with
the yearbooks?
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oh my god.
she loves to take boys
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up here and show them
the yearbooks.
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hi, mrs. skagle.
i'm pierce.
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so nice to meet you.
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my goodness,
he's a teenager.
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what are you doing with
an old woman like tanya?
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i am...
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i'm fascinated
with your daughter.
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that makes two of us.
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new clients.
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i told tanya
i'd find some,
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but how the hell was i
supposed to do that?
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how do you tell when
they're good and firm?
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have a nice day.
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being my own pimp.
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it was a little harder
than i thought.
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mmm, peach.
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ahem.
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smell nice.
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- ray!
- jess.
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jesus, what are you
doing here?
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hi.
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i was just...
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stocking up.
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- on flowers?
- yeah, i like flowers.
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i thought you were a meat
and potatoes guy.
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no.
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- not always.
- no?
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things change, jess,
sometimes.
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how are you, ray?
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good.
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i'm good.
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no, really.
how are you?
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i'm really good.
house is shaping up.
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i think i met someone.
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- um, the woman at the game?
- yeah.
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- the blonde.
- i like blondes.
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you always did.
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is that who you were
getting flowers for?
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yeah.
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you should come by
the house sometime.
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- you mean ronnie's house?
- hey, it's my house too.
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okay.
why?
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for dinner.
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with the kids and ronnie.
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we do barbecues
every sunday.
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i've got a pretty
busy schedule, but...
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great.
anytime.
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and every fucking friday
she has a fucking potluck.
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but of course she
wouldn't invite me
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to her party
of academics and artists.
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your mother is not
the blockage, tanya.
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she's the source.
she is your muse.
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no she isn't, pierce.
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no, she's the bane.
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you were prolific
under her roof.
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so i need you
to face your fear
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and write a poem
about your mother.
221
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and we will go over
and invite ourselves
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to her little party
and you will read it
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in front of all
her fancy friends.
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i mean that is...
that's a creative
breakthrough.
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can we talk about
something else?
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sure, like what?
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now you're annoyed
with me all of a sudden?
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no.
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what makes you so different,
rita chen?
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i want the rita flower
to blossom, not wilt.
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can you excuse me
for a second?
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what's stopping you from
opening a car wash tomorrow?
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- an advisor? i'm willing
to be that advisor.
- floyd.
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tanya.
what a surprise.
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tanya, this is one
of my promising new
students rita chen.
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rita, this is one of my
old students tanya skagle.
237
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so is this what you do?
238
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you butter up your students
and you call them a flower?
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tanya, rita and i are in
the middle of a work session.
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i'm sorry, is it rita?
rita.
241
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why don't you ask him
about his millions?
242
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- ask him about his jaguar.
- watch it, sister.
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is everything okay
over here?
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all right, i think we need
to be alone right now.
245
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but it's great
to see you, tanya.
246
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yeah, well,
fuck you, floyd.
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jemma, hey.
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hi. sorry i haven't called
you earlier.
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i've been slammed
at work.
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oh, no worries.
251
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me too.
252
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listen, jemma.
253
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i was...
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i was meaning
to talk to you.
255
00:14:33,668 --> 00:14:36,501
i mean...
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i like you.
257
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:40,467
and this money thing,
258
00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:42,700
it's kind of weird.
259
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:46,100
look, i'm saying...
260
00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:50,967
i'd like
to date you, jemma.
261
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,568
so you want me to
262
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,034
go on a real
date with you
263
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:59,067
and, like...
264
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:02,201
then maybe i have sex
with you and maybe i don't?
265
00:15:04,201 --> 00:15:06,800
well, i think we're a little
beyond the maybe part, but...
266
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:10,134
oh, ray drecker.
you know, when you get
all soft and serious
267
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:13,900
it's very hard
to turn you down.
268
00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:17,000
well, what would we do
on our first real date?
269
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:20,334
i was thinking we'd
get out of the city.
270
00:15:20,367 --> 00:15:23,634
you know?
maybe go for a boat ride.
271
00:15:23,668 --> 00:15:27,401
maybe pack a picnic.
272
00:15:28,301 --> 00:15:30,634
what do you say?
273
00:15:31,867 --> 00:15:34,967
i think...
274
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,934
okay.
275
00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:39,301
okay.
276
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:43,167
okay.
277
00:15:50,501 --> 00:15:52,034
tanya, i can't get
you on the phone
278
00:15:52,067 --> 00:15:54,367
so i guess
i'll leave it here.
279
00:15:54,401 --> 00:15:57,668
look, i did try to drum up
some new business, okay?
280
00:15:57,700 --> 00:16:01,334
but you're right.
it's a lot harder
than i thought.
281
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:04,100
hi, neighbor.
282
00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:05,601
hi.
283
00:16:05,634 --> 00:16:08,167
anyway, i'm still trying.
284
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,967
i'm definitely not
giving up, all right?
285
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,301
i just want you to know
how much i appreciate
286
00:16:12,334 --> 00:16:14,934
all the blood, sweat
and tears that you've
been putting into this...
287
00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:17,900
into our project.
288
00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:37,234
i liked your cookies.
289
00:16:38,634 --> 00:16:40,833
yeah, apparently
not enough.
290
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,700
what?
291
00:16:42,733 --> 00:16:46,167
i said i already got
two more citations from
your husband since then,
292
00:16:46,201 --> 00:16:48,900
so i guess it didn't
do the trick, huh?
293
00:16:48,934 --> 00:16:52,467
yeah, my husband's
kind of... obsessive.
294
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:56,067
by the way,
i noticed
295
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:58,334
your hot water heater
is just sitting over there.
296
00:16:58,367 --> 00:17:00,234
i'll take care of it,
all right?
297
00:17:00,267 --> 00:17:01,767
no need to call anyone.
298
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,900
no no, i say this
because i was wondering
299
00:17:04,934 --> 00:17:07,568
if you wanted to take
a hot shower at our place.
300
00:17:07,601 --> 00:17:10,267
how would your husband
feel about that?
301
00:17:10,301 --> 00:17:13,934
howard's out of town.
come.
302
00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:21,401
it sure is nice of you
to let me take a hot shower
here, mrs. koontz
303
00:17:21,434 --> 00:17:23,401
look, ray,
304
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,601
i am sorry about
those citations.
305
00:17:25,634 --> 00:17:29,334
howard, he shouldn't have
called the police, you know?
306
00:17:31,733 --> 00:17:33,434
you need an extra...
307
00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:36,967
holy cow.
308
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,534
excuse me.
i-i-i-i...
309
00:17:39,568 --> 00:17:41,700
i swear to god,
i'm sorry.
310
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:45,134
i-i wasn't...
shit, ray.
311
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:48,767
that is one
beautiful penis.
312
00:17:50,434 --> 00:17:53,167
who knew you were hiding
that next door?
313
00:17:53,201 --> 00:17:55,334
thank you,
i think.
314
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,733
ray, i was...
i was thinking,
315
00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,100
you know, we should try
316
00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:03,067
looking out for each other,
you and i.
317
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,301
oh, what do you mean?
318
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,367
like, i could take
care of what you need
319
00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:11,401
and you could
take care of me.
320
00:18:11,434 --> 00:18:14,501
i don't follow.
321
00:18:14,534 --> 00:18:17,401
what do you mean?
i scratch your back,
you scratch mine.
322
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:19,267
how is this confusing?
323
00:18:19,301 --> 00:18:21,601
i help you out.
324
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:24,401
and, uh, compensate me.
325
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:26,167
is that right,
mrs. koontz?
326
00:18:26,201 --> 00:18:29,100
yes, ray.
327
00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:32,234
am i making you feel
too dirty?
328
00:18:34,134 --> 00:18:36,000
i'll live.
329
00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:41,467
hi, mrs. skagle.
so sorry to interrupt
your dinner party,
330
00:18:41,501 --> 00:18:43,301
but we felt bad
about eating your cookies.
331
00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:47,000
so i baked you new ones.
chocolate chip.
332
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:50,067
what an unexpected
delight.
333
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,733
do these have little
sayings in them?
334
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:56,067
no, mother.
these have chocolate chips.
335
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,700
look. in times
of economic crisis,
336
00:18:58,733 --> 00:19:01,201
the arts are the first
thing to go.
337
00:19:01,234 --> 00:19:04,267
i disagree.
people need art the most
338
00:19:04,301 --> 00:19:06,201
when they are hungry
and afraid.
339
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,501
that depends on your
definition of art.
340
00:19:08,534 --> 00:19:11,134
this was a bad idea.
i don't feel well.
341
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,867
- i feel feverish.
- no, you're fine.
342
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:17,201
you're just terrified of
being judged by these people.
343
00:19:17,234 --> 00:19:20,534
you know, it's not such
a good thing for your poetry
to be such a coward.
344
00:19:20,568 --> 00:19:22,568
i am not a coward!
345
00:19:27,201 --> 00:19:30,134
oh, come on, ray.
346
00:19:31,568 --> 00:19:33,301
come on, ray.
347
00:19:33,334 --> 00:19:35,967
i want to see it
big and happy.
348
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,167
what kind of bed is this?
349
00:19:54,201 --> 00:19:58,167
a stearns & foster.
why?
350
00:19:58,201 --> 00:20:01,867
because it's fucking
comfortable, that's why.
351
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,534
- it's the pillow top.
- oh.
352
00:20:11,634 --> 00:20:14,100
oh, honey, baby,
you are beautiful.
353
00:20:14,134 --> 00:20:16,967
i am. i work out
seven days a week.
354
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,501
but howard likes
to fuck in the dark.
355
00:20:20,534 --> 00:20:23,000
oh, what a waste.
356
00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:26,568
yeah.
it's just...
357
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:32,800
oh god.
358
00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:35,401
oh, it is
a waste, ray.
359
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:37,800
i like to be looked at,
you know?
360
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,601
i like to be seen.
361
00:20:39,634 --> 00:20:42,934
oh, god, i'm looking.
i am seeing.
362
00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:45,334
oh shit, ray.
363
00:20:47,134 --> 00:20:50,301
oh shit, ray.
364
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:54,733
oh shit, ray!
365
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:59,234
my daughter
baked these cookies.
366
00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:02,301
she sometimes tucks
a little fortune
367
00:21:02,334 --> 00:21:03,867
into her baked goods.
368
00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:05,568
but tonight
they're empty...
369
00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:08,601
they're chip.
i said they're chip...
370
00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:11,568
... so you don't have to worry
about choking on any words.
371
00:21:17,467 --> 00:21:19,668
actually, i did bring
372
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,167
some words for you
to choke on.
373
00:21:24,434 --> 00:21:26,534
it's a poem, actually.
374
00:21:26,568 --> 00:21:29,867
really?
well, that's great.
375
00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:31,867
why don't you go
ahead and stand up?
376
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:34,634
oh, please, honey.
please, take the floor.
377
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,668
everyone, why don't we
give tanya
378
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,833
our full attention?
i swear, she doesn't
usually do this.
379
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,634
i haven't heard
her poetry in 20 years.
380
00:21:53,634 --> 00:21:56,668
"says worker ant
to queen...
381
00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:01,067
how now, mother?
382
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:03,534
there you are
383
00:22:03,568 --> 00:22:05,800
sealed in your chamber
384
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:08,067
away from the light
385
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,501
in this darkness
386
00:22:10,534 --> 00:22:12,833
i can see you, mother
387
00:22:12,867 --> 00:22:16,167
but can you see me?
388
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:20,234
i am shaped
in your same image
389
00:22:20,267 --> 00:22:23,267
same fruited wings
390
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:26,568
same swollen belly
391
00:22:27,568 --> 00:22:29,867
same brown flesh
392
00:22:36,301 --> 00:22:38,634
same chip
393
00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:41,934
same chink
394
00:22:41,967 --> 00:22:44,434
you are blind
395
00:22:44,467 --> 00:22:47,301
to our efforts
396
00:22:47,334 --> 00:22:52,034
can you find nothing
in us to love?
397
00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:55,267
we are shaped in
your image, mother
398
00:22:57,034 --> 00:22:58,700
look again
399
00:22:58,733 --> 00:23:01,767
look again.
400
00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:17,067
thoughts?
401
00:23:18,601 --> 00:23:22,601
it's vaguely reminiscent
of sylvia's "medusa."
402
00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:25,067
only in this case
with ants.
403
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,668
yes.
404
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:30,067
its inherent sadness
reminded me of a song
405
00:23:30,100 --> 00:23:33,534
the girls of my village
used to sing in uganda.
406
00:23:33,568 --> 00:23:37,301
oh, please, would you
share it with us?
407
00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:42,201
- please.
- it's in swahili.
408
00:23:42,234 --> 00:23:43,800
oh, that's lovely.
409
00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:13,833
i can't compete
with this shit.
410
00:24:17,334 --> 00:24:19,634
hey! hey, tanya!
411
00:24:22,134 --> 00:24:24,367
tanya.
tanya, what...
412
00:24:24,401 --> 00:24:27,534
- what is wrong with you?
- it sucked.
413
00:24:27,568 --> 00:24:30,134
my poem sucked.
414
00:24:31,534 --> 00:24:33,267
maybe.
415
00:24:37,668 --> 00:24:39,934
but hey, you started
writing again.
416
00:24:39,967 --> 00:24:42,267
i didn't start anything.
417
00:24:42,301 --> 00:24:46,034
i wrote that poem
when i was 14.
418
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:49,034
i'm a failure.
419
00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:52,467
it sucked then
and it sucks now.
420
00:24:54,134 --> 00:24:56,900
it actually wasn't
that bad for 14.
421
00:24:56,934 --> 00:24:59,634
i'm not 14, pierce.
422
00:24:59,668 --> 00:25:02,867
i'm much much older.
423
00:25:04,967 --> 00:25:07,900
i just...
i want to go home.
424
00:25:07,934 --> 00:25:10,501
i just want to go home.
425
00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:17,634
huh.
so do you want to
help me out now
426
00:25:17,668 --> 00:25:19,800
or later?
427
00:25:19,833 --> 00:25:21,601
what do you mean?
428
00:25:21,634 --> 00:25:23,733
you know,
what we discussed.
429
00:25:25,267 --> 00:25:28,934
i take care of you,
you take care of me.
430
00:25:28,967 --> 00:25:32,000
yes, ray, i promise.
no more citations.
431
00:25:32,034 --> 00:25:34,234
okay?
i'll take care of it.
432
00:25:34,267 --> 00:25:36,733
right, citations.
433
00:25:36,767 --> 00:25:40,367
is that what you meant
434
00:25:40,401 --> 00:25:42,833
by "take care of me"?
435
00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:44,201
yeah.
436
00:25:44,234 --> 00:25:46,601
what did you think i meant?
437
00:25:48,167 --> 00:25:50,800
so i struck out
as my own pimp.
438
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:53,934
but i've got to say,
we each got a bargain.
439
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,201
well, we missed the boat,
as they say.
440
00:26:41,234 --> 00:26:43,700
but no worries.
441
00:26:43,733 --> 00:26:45,900
we'll just catch a later
one when you get here.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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