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[spectators cheering]
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All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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this is the moment we've been waiting for.
The presenta--
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[inaudible conversation]
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Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight?
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-Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight!
-[audience cheers]
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Now, isn't this
what it's all about, folks?
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[boy 1] Come on, Daniel!
Come on, Daniel!
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-[Johnny grunts]
-[audience cheers]
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-Fight!
-[Johnny] Hyah!
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[man 1] Come on, Daniel! Get him!
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[spectators cheer]
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[referee] Turn. Kneel.
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[man 2] Hey, Johnny, you're a cream puff!
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Sweep the leg.
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You have a problem with that?
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No, Sensei.
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No mercy.
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[boy 1] All right, two points!
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That's two points, LaRusso.
Lawrence, nothing.
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Ready? Fight!
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[Johnny] Hyah! Hyah!
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[referee] One point, Lawrence!
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[Johnny] Hyah!
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Hyah!
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[official] Point, Lawrence. 2-2.
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-Hyah!
-[spectators booing]
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[boy 2] Get him a body bag! Yeah!
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-[referee] Illegal contact to the knee.
-[boy 2] Finish him, Johnny!
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[announcer] Whoever wins the next point
will be our new champion!
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You finish him, Johnny!
Finish him!
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[grunts]
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[distorted clamoring, cheering]
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[announcer] The new champion,
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Daniel LaRusso!
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[cheering fades]
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[alarm buzzes]
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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[sizzling]
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[grunts]
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[men grunting, screaming]
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[grunting, screaming continues]
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[gunfire on TV]
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[door closes]
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Hey, I'm Miguel.
My family and I just moved into 109.
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Great. More immigrants.
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Actually, we're from Riverside.
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I was wondering if you were having trouble
with your water pressure,
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'cause I know our sink's
being weird right now and…
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Oh, bottles go in the blue bins.
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Listen, menudo,
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I've lived in this shithole
for over ten years.
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The pipe's don't work.
The fountain's full of piss.
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The only good thing here is
that I don't have to talk to anybody.
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So nice knowing you.
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OK, well...
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have a nice day...
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-[car door squeals loudly]
-...I guess.
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[rock music plays]
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[engine revs loudly]
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[tires screeching]
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[Johnny] You've got to be kidding me.
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Not another one.
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♪ Ha ha, yeah! ♪
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[volume increases]
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♪ Now listen ♪
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♪ Not a dimeI can't pay my rent ♪
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♪ I can barely make it through the week ♪
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♪ I'm always workin'Slavin' every day ♪
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♪ Gotta get a break ♪
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♪ From that same old, same old… ♪
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Hey.
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[woman] Creep.
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♪ This is what I say ♪
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♪ Don't need nothin' but a good time ♪
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♪ How can I resist ♪
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♪ Ain't lookin' for nothin'But a good time… ♪
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Sick.
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[kids giggling]
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-Hey!
-[kid] Gotcha.
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♪ You see I ♪
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♪ I raise a toast to all of us ♪
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♪ Who are breakin' our backs every day ♪
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♪ If wantin' the good lifeIs such a crime ♪
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♪ Lord, then put me away, yeah ♪
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♪ Don't need nothin' but a good time ♪
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♪ How can I resist? ♪
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♪ Ain't lookin' for nothin' ♪
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♪ But a good time ♪
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♪ And it don't get better than this ♪
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♪ It don't get better, baby ♪
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[music ends]
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[woman] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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-What the hell is this?
-Don't worry, it'll be level.
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I'm just lining it up.
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You put it on the wrong wall!
I said the wall across from the door.
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-This is the wall across from the door.
-Not that door, idiot. The door.
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Just move the TV.
I have company coming over.
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Hold on. I'll have to fill the holes,
remeasure, match the paint.
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It'll take an hour
to get to the hardware store.
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That's not my problem.
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I'm not the dummy
who put the TV on, literally,
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the only wall in the house
that a TV would not go.
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Why can't a TV go on this…
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Look, I'll come first thing in the morning
and put it just the way you want it.
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I just can't do it now.
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That's just great. Not bad enough
you took a shit in my powder room.
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-You said that's where I should go.
-I didn't know you'd take a shit!
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OK, we'll figure this out, all right?
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Just quit bitching at me.
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What did you just call me?
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No, no, no! I didn't call her a bitch.
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I said she was bitching at me.
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There's a difference.
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You're firing me because of that bitch?
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You know what?
I hated this damn job anyway.
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You better pay me what you owe me, Mike.
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Mike?
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[sighs]
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[man on radio] Banzai!
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[chuckles] I'm Daniel LaRusso.
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And at LaRusso Auto, we kick the competi--
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[upbeat music plays]
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That one.
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Aren't you gonna wear gloves?
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[in Spanish] Where's the Pepto Bismol?
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[in Spanish] Over there.
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Can you put that on a plate?
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[clattering]
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[in English]
My grandma's not feeling well.
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Didn't ask. C'mon, what's Spanish
for "Just give me my damn slice"?
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[in Spanish] Fucking idiot.
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He probably has a little dick. [laughs]
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[in English] What did you just say?
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-What did he say?
-You don't wanna know.
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-I know it's something bad. Just tell me.
-Uh, he said you have a tiny…
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He said I have a tiny wang?
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Tell him he has a tiny wang.
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-[in English] I speak English, asshole.
-Oh really?
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-[door chimes]
-[hip-hop music plays]
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[boy 1] Whoo!
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[boys laughing]
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Yo, Brucks, get the light beer this time.
Gotta cut weight for the meet.
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-Hundo P, son!
-[boy 2] Damn right.
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[Brucks] Whoo!
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[boy 3] Man,
you should get some condoms too.
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[Johnny] Pssht.
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Finish up and then beat it!
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-Excuse me?
-[woman] This is my mart.
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You ain't hustling no coin at my mart.
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I'm not hustling.
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I'm not homeless!
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That's my car.
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[boy 2] What the hell are you doing?
Why you gotta blow up my spot?
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-[Miguel] Dude, I--
-He thought we were in college.
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[Miguel] I didn't know
you were trying to buy beer. Sorry.
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-[Miguel grunts]
-[boys laughing]
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-[Brucks] Yes, let's go.
-[boy 3] What the hell are you doing?
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-Ooh, what do we got here?
-[boy 4] What do you got? Pepto.
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[boy 3] Oh shit.
Someone has frickin' diarrhea!
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[boys laughing]
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[Brucks] Hey, we should call him 'Rhea.
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Give it back, dude. It's for my grandma!
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[boy 2] Oh, it's for your grandma?
Shit, I'm sorry, man.
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Hey, you want it?
Hey, you can take all that shit.
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-Take that! Yeah.
-[boys laughing]
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Bitch.
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Asshole.
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-[Brucks] Ooh!
-[boy 2] What'd you say, 'Rhea?
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I… I didn't say anything.
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[boy 4] That's brute, Ky.
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[boy 3] Yeah. Or what?
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-[Ky] You crying? Where you going, pussy?
-[Miguel groans]
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-[boys snicker]
-[Johnny] Hey!
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Watch the car, man.
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Who's this dude?
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-Just leave the dork alone.
-[Ky] What?
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You see this guy? Eating his dinner
at the mini-mart like a bum.
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-[boys laugh]
-[Ky] Wait, I think I know this guy.
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He's the jerk-off
that cleaned my dad's septic tank.
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[Brucks] Oh!
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That explains why he smells like shit.
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Trust me, you are pissing off
the wrong guy on the wrong day, all right?
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-[Ky] Really?
-Yeah, really.
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Get the hell out of here, loser.
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[boys laugh]
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[boys] Oh!
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Aah!
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Let's get him.
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[grunting, groaning]
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[Ky yells, grunts]
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[Brucks roars]
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[Brucks] Get off me!
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[Brucks groans]
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[panting]
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-Holy shit. How did you--
-[Ky roars]
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-[Ky grunts]
-[Johnny groans]
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What's the matter?
Having trouble breathing?
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[Johnny] Hyah!
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[Kyler groans]
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Is that all you got, ladies?
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[Brucks] Come on, Ky.
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-Let's go.
-[Ky] Get off me!
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[grunting, groaning]
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[Ky roars]
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[police siren wails]
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What's the matter?
Having trouble breathing?
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[cop] Hey, get off the kid!
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-[Johnny screams]
-[Miguel] Hey! It's not his fault!
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[Johnny grunts]
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[moans]
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[Johnny groans]
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[Miguel] Hey,
I just wanted to say thank you.
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All right, well, you said it.
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So, last night, was that, like,
Tae Kwon Do
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or jujitsu or MMA or something?
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It's karate.
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Old-school karate.
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-Do you think you could teach me?
-What? No.
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Come on. When school starts,
those guys will make my life miserable.
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It's not my problem.
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Look, if I just knew a little bit
of what you knew, then I would be--
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Forget it.
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I don't do karate anymore, all right?
Besides, I need to find a job.
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Well, you could open
your own karate school.
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-It's called a dojo.
-You could open your own dojo.
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Look, I'm not getting into this with you.
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I'm not even sure I'm allowed
to be around kids right now.
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All right, you want my advice?
Stop being so annoying.
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Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked.
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OK.
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[woman on TV] ...and have a lifebefore I pass away.
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Any help Chuck can give her,we'd appreciate.
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You got Encore?
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Yes, ma'am. That's correct, Your Honor.
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Who the hell are you?
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You know those little red stickers
that say "further reduced"?
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That means "spoiled."
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You know that, right?
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You're eating bad meat, boy.
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What the are you doing
in my apartment, Sid?
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Oh, that's some "thank you."
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Who do you think bailed you out? Again.
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I never asked you for anything.
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I think that little incident at Applebee's
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would've taught you
to keep your hands to yourself.
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You know...
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when I met your mom,
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she really knocked my socks off.
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00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,272
Beautiful.
252
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,274
Blonde.
253
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,026
Tan.
254
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:41,862
Tight.
255
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:43,614
-[groans]
-[Sid] Little did I know
256
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,617
I'd be taking care
of her schmuck kid forever.
257
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:50,246
[Johnny] Yeah, Sid,
you were the stepfather of the century.
258
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,581
Well, high praise,
259
00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:56,043
coming from a world-class daddy like you.
260
00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,381
How old is Robby now, 15, 16?
261
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,968
-When's the last time you saw him?
-Just get the hell out of here.
262
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,303
I'll get the hell out
when I'm goddamn good and ready!
263
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,638
-[woman] Sid.
-[Sid] What?
264
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:11,058
-Blood pressure!
-Keep watching your bullshit judge show,
265
00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,101
will you, Rhonda?
266
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,352
And stay out of this!
267
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,145
Jesus, God.
268
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:18,691
This is why I'm here.
269
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:22,570
What's this?
270
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:26,490
You know, I told your mama
I'd take care of you always,
271
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,868
but in this case,
272
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:32,162
I think even she would cut me some slack.
273
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,874
I'm buying you out of my life.
274
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,878
I'd rather be homeless
than take money from you.
275
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,046
Oh, well, hell. Yeah, OK.
276
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:42,923
Rhonda!
277
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:45,676
Lunchtime!
278
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,053
Call Art's.
279
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,764
See if they got the belly lox.
280
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:52,391
-[door opens]
-[Rhonda sighs]
281
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,644
I'd say...
282
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,898
get your life in order, but, uh…
283
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:03,402
at this point,
you're like the meat in your fridge.
284
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,449
[Johnny sighs]
285
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,909
[door closes]
286
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,287
Chappy! Chappy, where are you?
287
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,872
Just put in that tape. That's an order!
288
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:17,708
-Nothing you can do about me.-[man 1] Chappy, I want to help you!
289
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:18,792
Where are you?
290
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,502
[Chappy] Climb high, like I told you!
291
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:25,424
-[alarm buzzing on television]
-Doug, I ain't gonna make it.
292
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,845
-[explosion on television]
-Chappy!
293
00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:34,600
[afterburner roars]
294
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,022
[manon tape] A bunch of things must havegone wrong if you're listening to this.
295
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:43,692
Whatever happened,I know you must be real scared.
296
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:48,739
Right now, you're probably filledwith all the doubts in the world.
297
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,533
But I'm gonna tell you something, Dougie.
298
00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:55,245
God doesn't give people thingsHe doesn't want 'em to use.
299
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,958
And He gave you the touch.
300
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,503
It's a power you have inside of you,
301
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,297
down there where you keep your guts, boy.
302
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,677
It's all you need to blast your way inand get back what they took from you.
303
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:11,929
Banzai!
304
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,765
Daniel LaRusso here for LaRusso Auto,
305
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,601
bringing you specialson all of our inventory.
306
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:21,355
We have an excessof Jeep Grand Cherokees priced to go.
307
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:22,815
Get a lease for only…
308
00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,275
Nah. Make that…
309
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,193
Chop!
310
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:29,488
Yes, we are chopping priceson all of our Hondas,
311
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,366
Nissans, Acuras, and Audis.
312
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:33,617
[breathes sharply]
313
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:34,535
Hyah!
314
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:38,414
So come visit any of our locationsin Tarzana, Woodland Hills,
315
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:40,332
North Hollywood or Sherman Oaks.
316
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:43,293
And as always, every customer leaves
317
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,838
with their very own bonsai tree.
318
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:50,009
LaRusso Auto Group.We kick the competition.
319
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,845
[soft rock music plays]
320
00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,931
[tires screeching]
321
00:16:58,475 --> 00:16:59,810
[engine revs]
322
00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,315
[car horn honks]
323
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:12,322
♪ Daylight, oh! ♪
324
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,074
[Johnny] Whoo!
325
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,243
-Yeah!
-All right!
326
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,078
♪ I don't know if it's real ♪
327
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,705
♪ Been a long night ♪
328
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,957
♪ And something ain't right ♪
329
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,375
♪ You won't show ♪
330
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,295
♪ You won't show how you feel ♪
331
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,839
♪ No time ♪
332
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,258
♪ Ever seems right ♪
333
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:35,137
♪ To talk about the reasonsWhy you and I fight ♪
334
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,431
♪ It's high time ♪
335
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,350
♪ To draw the line ♪
336
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:44,063
♪ Put an end to this gameBefore it's too late ♪
337
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,064
♪ Head games… ♪
338
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,356
-[man] Hai!-[students] Hyuh!
339
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,357
-Hai!-Hyuh!
340
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:48,567
-Hai!-Hyuh!
341
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,611
♪ Head games ♪
342
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,780
♪ And I can't take it anymore ♪
343
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,448
♪ Head games ♪
344
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,911
♪ I don't want to playThe head games… ♪
345
00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,037
[tires screech]
346
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,500
♪ A daydream ♪
347
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,335
♪ For hours it seems ♪
348
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,504
♪ I keep thinking of you ♪
349
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,380
♪ Yeah thinking of you ♪
350
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,509
♪ These daydreams ♪
351
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,010
♪ What do they mean? ♪
352
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,137
♪ They keep haunting me ♪
353
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,890
♪ Are they warning me? ♪
354
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,183
[engine stops]
355
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,491
[Johnny] I got second place.
356
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:39,618
[man] Second place is no place!You're off the team!
357
00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,787
-[Johnny] That sucks! I did my best.-What did you say?
358
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:44,832
-[Johnny] I said I did my best!-You're nothing! You lost! You're a loser!
359
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,251
-[Johnny] No, you're the loser, man.-Oh, I'm the loser, huh?
360
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,627
Yeah.
361
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,298
-Now who's the loser?
-[Johnny] You know, you're really sick.
362
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,218
-Hey! [Johnny choking]
-Hey, come on!
363
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,928
-Hey, what are you doing?
-Don't…
364
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,931
How does second place feel now, huh?
365
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,475
-[boy 1] Come on! He can't breathe.-Mind your business!
366
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:04,977
[boy 2] You're gonna kill him!
367
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,812
[boy 1] Sensei, please!You're hurting him!
368
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,565
[man] How does second place feel now, huh?
369
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,567
[crashing loudly]
370
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,861
-[girl gasps]
-Oh my God.
371
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,654
I told you,
you shouldn't be on your phone.
372
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,531
-What the--
-[liquor bottle smashes]
373
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,825
-What are we gonna do?
-We have to call the police.
374
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,911
-We can't! My parents will kill me!
-What the hell are you doing?
375
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,873
-What are you doing? Open the door!
-[girls screaming]
376
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,499
Open the door!
377
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,709
Drive! Drive!
378
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:30,419
[tires screech]
379
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,964
Hey! Where do you think you're going?
Where do you think you're going?
380
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:34,965
Shit!
381
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,804
[engine sputters, fails]
382
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:41,722
Oh, come o--
383
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,517
[Johnny] All right.
384
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:48,812
-Take care of her. She's a classic.
-Mm-hmm.
385
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:53,400
-Hey, where do I pick it up?
-It's on the card.
386
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:58,697
[Johnny] LaRusso?
387
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:00,199
No, no, no.
388
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:01,867
Hey! Hey!
389
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:06,705
Oh, come on.
390
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:09,124
[soft rock music plays]
391
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,034
[indistinct chattering]
392
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,038
How you doing?
Would you be interested in--
393
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:48,956
No.
394
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,670
[indistinct chattering]
395
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:58,924
[woman] You're all set.
396
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,801
-Have a great day.
-[man 1] Thank you.
397
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:03,595
Hi, welcome to LaRusso.
398
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,763
How can I help you?
399
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:06,848
Hi, I just need to pick up my car.
400
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:10,769
I'm in a bit of a hurry.
401
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,771
Oh, this came in last night?
402
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,941
It'll be a couple of weeks,
but we'll call you with an estimate.
403
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:20,320
No, my car was not supposed to come here.
I want it towed to a different body shop.
404
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,446
Why?
405
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,032
We have the number one service team
in the Valley.
406
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,450
We beat all prices.
407
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,910
We kick the competition.
408
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:30,289
Yeah, I've heard it a million times.
I just prefer to do my business elsewhere.
409
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,251
[man 2] And here
are the watering instructions.
410
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,003
Thanks again
for being returning customers.
411
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:39,089
Before you go, Mr. LaRusso
wanted to thank you personally.
412
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,132
Let me go get him.
413
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:43,677
-Can you hurry it up? I gotta go.
-[woman] Hold on.
414
00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,055
Um, it says your car is
in one of our intake lots.
415
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,766
-I'll figure out which one.
-You know what? I'll come back tomorrow.
416
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,351
[woman] But, sir, I--
417
00:21:58,066 --> 00:21:59,067
[Daniel] Johnny?
418
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,741
Johnny Lawrence!
419
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,868
I… I… I knew it was you!
420
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:10,412
Holy… How the hell are you?
421
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,331
-Hey, man.
-[chuckles]
422
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,207
[Daniel] Oh my God, look at you.
423
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:16,626
You still got those golden locks, eh?
424
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,796
God, this is crazy. How you been?
425
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,382
-Great, man. Thanks, I've been great.
-That's great.
426
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,844
Anoush, come here! Louie, get over here!
I want you to meet somebody.
427
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,513
-I gotta go.
-No, no, no. This is Johnny Lawrence.
428
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,932
He and I go way back. Right, buddy?
429
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,060
This guy was the toughest dude
in my high school.
430
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,437
When I first moved here from Jersey,
he and I…
431
00:22:36,104 --> 00:22:37,564
we got into a little bit.
432
00:22:38,231 --> 00:22:39,900
This guy really had it in for me.
433
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,069
Well, you did move in on my girl.
434
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:46,156
Well, she actually wasn't really
your girl anymore, was she?
435
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:48,408
I mean…
436
00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,328
Ah, all right.
That's all water under the bridge.
437
00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:54,164
Wait. Is this the karate guy,
the guy from the tournament?
438
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:56,208
Oh, this is the guy whose ass you kicked.
439
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:58,710
[Daniel] Uh, listen,
it was a really close match.
440
00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:00,545
But if you wanna get technical...
441
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:01,797
I kicked his face.
442
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,591
-[Daniel, Louie laughing]
-I'm just busting your chops.
443
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,259
It was an illegal kick.
444
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:09,221
Oh, illegal? Really? Come on.
What about that elbow to my knee?
445
00:23:09,304 --> 00:23:10,972
Yeah, I got a warning. You got the win.
446
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:13,642
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
No fighting in the showroom, guys.
447
00:23:13,725 --> 00:23:15,394
[Daniel] Come on. All right, back to work.
448
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,312
-Nice meeting you.
-Let's go. Get back to work.
449
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,772
Enough reminiscing, right?
450
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:21,566
So, what brings you in?
You're looking for a new a ride?
451
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,444
He wants his car towed
to a different body shop.
452
00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,863
Oh no, Johnny.
We got the best prices in town.
453
00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,908
That crook at Cole's on Van Nuys,
he'll try to screw you over.
454
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,326
Shelia, let me see the estimate.
455
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:33,453
A Pontiac?
456
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:36,415
-Firebird?
-Yeah.
457
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,751
Wow, someone did a real number
on this thing.
458
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,045
Maybe it's time for an upgrade.
Why don't we walk the lot?
459
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,964
I'll give you a deal
on a certified pre-owned--
460
00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,173
I just want my car.
461
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,469
All right, all right.
You got it, all right?
462
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,972
Let me see how low I can get this repair.
463
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:55,058
Friends and family… my own personal code.
464
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:57,894
[sighs]
465
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,730
You know what? It's on the house.
466
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:03,733
-No way. I don't need your charity.
-No, you'd be doing me a favor.
467
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,777
Our guys aren't used
to working on a car like this.
468
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,988
They could use the practice.
You could use the repairs.
469
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,781
-This is a win-win.
-I said I'll handle it.
470
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,366
All right.
471
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,035
OK, but it's...
472
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:16,621
John, it's gonna cost more
than the car is worth.
473
00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:22,752
Listen, don't worry about it.
It's my pleasure, all right?
474
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,755
-All right.
-OK? Just hang here a second.
475
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,549
I got something for you. One minute.
476
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,134
Fuck.
477
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,679
-Hey, Dad!
-[Daniel] Look who's here.
478
00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,850
-[screaming]
-What are you doing? Open the door!
479
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:40,937
-I'm good.
-You gotta be kidding me.
480
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,939
Of course. Go ahead. In the office.
481
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,232
-[girl] See you later.
-OK.
482
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,193
Hey, Johnny, wait up!
483
00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:48,361
Johnny! Wait up.
484
00:24:53,366 --> 00:24:54,701
Every customer gets one.
485
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,119
Come on.
486
00:24:57,120 --> 00:25:00,916
And, hey, look, I don't blame you
for what happened back in the day.
487
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,835
All right, I know that wasn't you.
It was Cobra Kai.
488
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:06,046
We're all better off without it,
am I right?
489
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,382
Take care of yourself, and I'll call you
when the car's ready, OK?
490
00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,343
This is crazy! You look… You look..
491
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:12,802
It's good to see you, man.
492
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,491
[pot shatters]
493
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,826
[tense music plays]
494
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,332
Are you sure you're ready?
495
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,335
'Cause once you go down this path,
there's no turning back.
496
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,837
-You're gonna be my karate teacher?
-No.
497
00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:51,716
I'm gonna be your sensei.
498
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,599
I'm gonna teach you the style of karatethat was taught to me,
499
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:03,311
a method of fightingyour pussy generation desperately needs.
500
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:05,939
-[man] Good luck.It's all yours.
-All right.
501
00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:13,863
I'm not just gonna teach youhow to conquer your fears.
502
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:17,033
I'm gonna teach youhow to awaken the snake within you.
503
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,452
And once you do that,
504
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:21,454
you'll be the one who's feared.
505
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:29,629
You'll build strength.
506
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,508
You'll learn discipline.
507
00:26:36,344 --> 00:26:37,846
And when the time is right,
508
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,308
you'll strike back.
509
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,400
[rock music plays]
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