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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Last day of school!
I'm officially on summer vacation!
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Austin and Dez: Woo!
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I'm so pumped for summer break.
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I'm gonna chill at the beach all day
and rock out all night. Woo-hoo!
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I'm pumped too.
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I'm gonna chill at the library all day
and teach myself calculus all night.
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Woo-hoo!
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I have to make a documentary
this summer for my film class.
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I just have to figure out what it's about.
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Woo-hoo!
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Make it about me. Woo-hoo!
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Eh, I don't know.
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I'm sorry. I used the wrong tone.
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( Angrily ) Make it about me. Woo-hoo!
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Austin Moon and Ally Dawson!
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Shiny Money. ( Chuckles )
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Hey, we haven't seen you since we performed
together at the Internet Music Awards.
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That was so cool, up until your
friends broke my arms and legs.
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I'm surprised you remember the
whole us-not-catching-you thing.
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You hit your head pretty
hard on that stage.
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So, Shiny, what brings you here?
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Throwing my annual Swamp Blast party
in the Everglades this weekend.
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I want Austin to perform.
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Are you kidding? You want me to perform
at the Swamp Blast? That's huge.
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- We watch Swamp Blast on TV every year.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, this year it's gonna be popping!
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Ooh, I should pop out a bumping new jam.
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Or I could just write a new song.
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You should come to the houseboat early.
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You can write the song there
and get a little vacation too.
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And I'll let you use my
shiny solid-gold keyboard.
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Awesome! I've always wanted
to go to the Everglades.
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And play a shiny gold keyboard.
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And now the four of us can finally
have a vacation together!
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- You're not invited.
- Ha! In your face, Trish.
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- You're not invited either.
- Ha! In my face, Trish.
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But Dez and Trish are a part of our team.
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Yeah, it would mean a lot for all of
us to spend our vacation together.
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Please let them come.
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Kids: Please, please, please,
please, please, please, please.
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What did I just say?
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Kids: Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry.
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( Theme music playing )
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When the crowd wants more,
I bring on the thunder.
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'Cause you've got my back,
and I'm not going under.
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You're my point, you're my guard.
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You're the perfect chord.
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And I see our names together
on every billboard.
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We're headed for the top,
we've got it on lock.
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We'll make 'em say "hey!"
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And we'll keep rockin'.
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Oh, there's no way I could
make it without ya.
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Do it without ya, be
here without ya.
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It's no fun when
you're doing it solo.
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With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
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I own this dream.
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'Cause I got you with me.
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There's no way I could
make it without ya.
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Do it without ya, be
here without ya.
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A group of friends went on vacation,
hoping to have the time of their lives.
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How do you feel, Austin?
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This place is awesome! I feel like the
weight of the world is off my shoulders.
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Yeah, that's because we're
carrying all the bags.
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Woo.
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I know your dad wanted to get a head start
on fishing, but he could've dropped us off
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- a little closer to the boat.
- Mmm.
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Now are we sure this is Shiny Money's boat?
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There's a giant dollar sign on the door
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and the name of the boat
is "Shiny Money's boat."
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I'm pretty sure we're at the right place.
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Whoa! This place is amazing!
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It's so... ( Gasps )
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Gold.
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( Laughs ) Yeah, I can already
feel my creative juices flowing.
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I'm pretty sure that's sweat.
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We just walked a mile through the swamp
and this weather is not good for my hair.
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( Exhales sharply )
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Check out all this gold.
A solid-gold keyboard, a solid-gold lamp...
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A solid-gold goldfish.
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So now that we're on vacation,
what are we gonna do first?
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What can we do?
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I didn't know the Everglades was all swamp.
I haven't seen a single shopping mall.
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Ally and I need to get to work.
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The sooner we finish this song, the
sooner we get to start our vacay.
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Then we can partay.
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- Put away the calculator.
- Okay.
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Fine, we'll get out of your way.
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You guys do your thing
and we'll do our thing.
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- Perfect.
- Cool.
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I have a few ideas for the song.
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And so Austin and Ally
began working on a song,
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for Austin's big televised performance.
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It's important they not be disturbed.
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Funny you say that, because
you're totally disturbing us.
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I'm trying to find something exciting
to make my documentary about.
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You can still make it about me.
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Uh, I said "something exciting."
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You mean exciting like
throwing you off a boat?
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What do you think about this?
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( Blender whirs )
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That chord sounds a lot like a blender.
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Trish, can you not use the blender?
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- Sorry.
- Okay, where were we? Um...
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Who wants toast? Dez wants toast.
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Who wants toast? Dez wants toast.
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- Dez wants toast, Dez wants toast!
- Dez!
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- Can you go outside?
- Just until we finish the song.
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Okay, we'll leave.
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Come on, Dez.
All they need is some peace and quiet.
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( Horror music plays )
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( Dez and Trish scream ) Ah!
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Uh, is Shiny Money home?
I'm just returning these tools.
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Turns out a solid-gold
chainsaw don't cut too good.
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( Laughs )
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- You know Shiny Money?
- ( Laughs ) We're neighbors.
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Name's Clavis.
You've got a good scream there.
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It'll come in handy if you
ever run into Big Momma.
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Who is Big Momma?
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Only the meanest, baddest
alligator in the Everglades.
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Legends has it that she's
got bright fiery eyes...
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She can walk on two legs, and
jump clear over a house!
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Clavis, I know we just met,
but I find you fascinating.
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Tell me more.
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Dez, he can't stand there
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- and tell us stories all day.
- Thank you.
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He should sit on the couch
and tell us stories all day.
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Guys, we really need to get to work.
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Oh, don't you worry, ma'am, I'll
tell the story real quick-like.
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The legend of Big Momma started
a long, long, long, long...
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Can you tell it more quicker like?
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And the only thing they
found of old man Jones...
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Was this here tooth.
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( Pops )
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Whoa, that's his tooth?
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Finders keepers.
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You know what? I'm gonna do
my documentary on Big Momma.
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Clavis, tell that really
really long story again.
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- This time I'll film it.
- No!
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Ally's right. We need to get
back to writing our song.
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Fine, then I'm gonna go look for Big Momma.
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Well, good luck finding her, because
she's never been captured on film.
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Is it because she doesn't exist or is it
because she eats everyone holding a camera?
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Dez, let's go! Don't forget your camera.
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Try this for the end of the verse.
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So good to get away...
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All day in the car,
but that's okay...
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( Trish screams )
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Big Momma!
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- She's here?
- And cut!
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Oh no, we're rehearsing Trish's reaction.
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We want it to seem real when
she runs into Big Momma.
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You don't think she's
gonna scream for real,
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when she runs into a giant
man-eating alligator?
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Hey, you don't know.
She might just do a silent scream,
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like Ally does when she sees a spider.
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Ally, calm down. It's just a leaf.
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A leaf with a spider on it! ( Screams )
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A leaf with a spider on it!
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Oh! Get out!
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If you guys are done messing around,
we're gonna get back to work.
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- ( Screams )
- Hey!
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We're the ones who need to work.
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Shiny's Swamp Blast is tomorrow and we're
not even close to finishing the song.
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- Fine, we'll leave you alone.
- You won't even know we're here.
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I'm gonna go charge my electric toothbrush.
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I'm gonna plug in my hair straightener.
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You guys have too many things plugged in.
You're gonna cause a power outage. Look.
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There aren't too many things plugged in.
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It'll be fine.
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I guess it won't be fine.
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This is terrible.
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I know. Now my hair will
never get straight.
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No, the keyboard's fried.
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Now we can't write our song and I have
to perform on television tomorrow night.
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Guys, I think we have bigger problems.
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- Look.
- ( Growls )
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( All scream ) Big Momma!
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- ( Kids screaming )
- ( Growls )
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- Huh?
- Clavis?
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Uh, I'm just returning Shiny
Money's two red flashlights.
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Why were you growling?
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( Laughs ) Well, because
I swallowed a mosquito.
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( Clears throat )
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Mmm.
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By the way, the power's out.
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Thanks, Clavis.
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Y'all wanna hear a ghost story?
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- Legend has it...
- No!
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- It's a really quick story.
- We've heard it already.
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How are we supposed to finish
the song without the keyboard?
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Let's just get a good night's sleep and
we'll figure it out in the morning.
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Oh, it's too hot in here.
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That's because we have no air conditioning
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because someone plugged too
many things into the outlet.
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Hey, let's go sleep outside.
It'll be cooler.
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( Bugs chittering )
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I barely slept at all last night.
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( Sighs ) I was being eaten
alive by mosquitoes.
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Yeah, I barely got any sleep either.
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I was up most of the night
watching out for Big Momma.
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I feel like the humidity made
my hair poof out even more.
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Does it look bad?
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Ally and Austin: No.
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Ah! That's the best I've slept in ages.
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Oh, hey, look, my dad left a note.
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"Left early in the morning,
be back tonight.
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P.S. What's with Trish's hair?"
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It's gorgeous... ( Chuckles nervously )
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And not poofy at all.
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I'm gonna go search for Big Momma.
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Wanna come with me, Trish?
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Why would I wanna come with you?
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Because we're friends
and I don't wanna go...
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( Whispers ) Alone.
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Aw, you think we're friends.
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The price of friendship? Twenty bucks.
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Deal!
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We gotta finish that song.
The Swamp Blast is tonight.
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How are we gonna write music
without any instruments?
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Maybe creepy Clavis has
something we can use.
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I'll call him.
He gave me his business card.
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- He has a business card?
- Mm-hmm.
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There's no number. All it says is "yell."
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Hmm. ( Clears throat )
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Clavis!
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Clavis: Can't talk right now.
Leave a message after the beep.
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Beep!
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We need your help!
Yell back when you get the chance.
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Beep.
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We've been walking around for three hours
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looking for some creature
that doesn't exist!
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And if we're in this humidity any
longer, my hair will be bigger than me!
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Fine, let's stop here.
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Huh. Wish I had something to drink.
I am... Thirsty!
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Oh, I have some water.
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( Sighs )
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Phew.
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( Sighs )
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Here, hold this.
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Ah!
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I brought some instruments for y'all.
245
00:12:46,444 --> 00:12:48,292
Awesome! A guitar!
246
00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:50,291
That's just what we need
to finish our song.
247
00:12:50,292 --> 00:12:53,619
Guitar? These are blowing jugs...
248
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:54,885
( Deep toot )
249
00:12:54,886 --> 00:12:56,887
And a thumping bucket.
250
00:12:56,888 --> 00:12:59,357
( Deep twang )
251
00:12:59,358 --> 00:13:02,320
Blowing jugs and a thumping bucket?
252
00:13:02,321 --> 00:13:03,959
( Sarcastically ) We're saved!
253
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,300
( Chuckles )
254
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:10,040
Dez: As I continue my
search for Big Momma...
255
00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:15,941
I must note that no living soul
has ever captured her on film!
256
00:13:18,304 --> 00:13:21,368
Oh hey, there's Big Momma.
257
00:13:21,369 --> 00:13:25,142
She's bigger than I imagine
teeth the size of daggers.
258
00:13:25,143 --> 00:13:30,243
Oh wait, I'm zoomed in.
Okay, hold on. Hold on.
259
00:13:30,874 --> 00:13:33,042
That's a baby alligator, genius.
260
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:35,794
- Oh man!
- ( Sighs )
261
00:13:35,795 --> 00:13:39,107
Let's head back to the boat so I can
get ready for Shiny Money's party.
262
00:13:39,108 --> 00:13:41,107
I hope I have time to do my hair.
263
00:13:41,108 --> 00:13:44,780
Hey, you know the party's tonight
and not in six months, right?
264
00:13:44,781 --> 00:13:47,121
( Laughing )
265
00:13:48,015 --> 00:13:51,135
( Laughs sarcastically )
266
00:13:53,787 --> 00:13:57,207
See you later, baby gator.
267
00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:03,396
( Music playing )
268
00:14:03,397 --> 00:14:05,589
Na na na.
269
00:14:05,590 --> 00:14:07,870
Na na na.
270
00:14:07,877 --> 00:14:10,151
Na na na.
271
00:14:10,152 --> 00:14:12,422
Na na na.
272
00:14:12,423 --> 00:14:14,703
Na na na.
273
00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:16,989
Na na na.
274
00:14:19,006 --> 00:14:20,516
That sounded great.
275
00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:23,917
We finally finished our song,
and Clavis fixed the power.
276
00:14:23,918 --> 00:14:25,920
Now we can enjoy our vacation.
277
00:14:25,921 --> 00:14:30,481
It's time to get this partay star-tayed.
278
00:14:30,977 --> 00:14:33,257
( Screams )
279
00:14:33,269 --> 00:14:37,169
That's right, Ally. Par-tay! Oh!
280
00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:39,638
( Shrieks )
281
00:14:39,868 --> 00:14:41,968
There's an alligator behind you!
282
00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:44,283
Huh? Oh, that's just baby gator.
283
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,774
He followed us home. Can't figure out why.
284
00:14:46,775 --> 00:14:48,255
( Sniffs )
285
00:14:48,256 --> 00:14:49,465
I smell rotting meat.
286
00:14:49,466 --> 00:14:52,947
Oh, that's the steak I pulled out
of the freezer when we lost power.
287
00:14:52,948 --> 00:14:56,488
I wanna keep my pants cool.
288
00:14:56,818 --> 00:14:59,887
That alligator's been following
you because of that steak.
289
00:14:59,888 --> 00:15:01,656
Hey, you don't know that.
290
00:15:01,657 --> 00:15:06,217
It could also be because of this chicken.
291
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:12,355
( Scared ) Uh, guys? Guys?
292
00:15:12,795 --> 00:15:14,030
( Growling )
293
00:15:14,031 --> 00:15:17,511
( All screaming ) Big Momma!
294
00:15:26,461 --> 00:15:27,770
( Growling )
295
00:15:27,771 --> 00:15:29,927
Big Momma's never been captured on film!
296
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,142
Now's my chance.
297
00:15:31,143 --> 00:15:33,843
( Ally whimpers )
298
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,826
It's also our chance to get eaten!
299
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,189
- Get out of the way!
- ( Growling )
300
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:39,882
Ally: Keep going! Close the door!
301
00:15:39,883 --> 00:15:42,113
- Close the door!
- Close it, close it, close it!
302
00:15:42,114 --> 00:15:45,093
- Trish: Don't let it get us!
- We've gotta block the door!
303
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:46,624
- Okay!
- Hold it, Ally!
304
00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:48,757
- The couch!
- Yeah, the couch, the couch!
305
00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:51,284
Come on! Come on!
306
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:53,529
Get the couch! Get the couch!
307
00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:56,110
( All panting )
308
00:15:57,135 --> 00:15:59,273
- We're good.
- ( Growling continues )
309
00:15:59,274 --> 00:16:01,280
( All scream )
310
00:16:01,281 --> 00:16:04,821
Dez, the window! The window!
311
00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:10,296
Why is Big Momma attacking the boat?
312
00:16:10,297 --> 00:16:13,649
I know... Baby gator must
be Big Momma's baby.
313
00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:17,271
I knew you were trouble
the second I saw you!
314
00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:22,061
Oh, you are so cute.
I can't stay mad at you.
315
00:16:22,062 --> 00:16:25,902
- ( Growling )
- ( All screaming )
316
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,172
We've gotta get rid of Big Momma.
317
00:16:30,173 --> 00:16:32,662
I have an idea, but we need
to distract her first.
318
00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:35,217
I'm on it. Dez, come with me.
319
00:16:35,218 --> 00:16:39,148
Yep, Trish and Dez back as a team.
320
00:16:39,149 --> 00:16:41,536
Here, Big Momma! Here, Big Momma!
321
00:16:41,537 --> 00:16:44,065
She's coming right at me!
She's coming right at me!
322
00:16:44,066 --> 00:16:46,346
( Screams )
323
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:49,364
Come on, baby gator. Come on.
324
00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:51,260
Come on, baby gator.
Come on. Come, baby gator.
325
00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:53,598
Come on. Come on, baby gator. There you go.
326
00:16:53,599 --> 00:16:55,657
- Trish: Go go go go go go!
- Ally: Over here, baby gator. Over here.
327
00:16:55,658 --> 00:16:57,553
Baby gator, go fast. Keep going.
328
00:16:57,554 --> 00:17:00,898
Keep going. Great!
Pull that up! Pull that up!
329
00:17:00,899 --> 00:17:03,179
( Panting )
330
00:17:04,247 --> 00:17:05,737
( Growling stops )
331
00:17:05,738 --> 00:17:07,746
I think it worked.
332
00:17:07,747 --> 00:17:09,582
How can we be sure she's gone?
333
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:10,850
Someone look out the window.
334
00:17:10,851 --> 00:17:13,385
No way. That thing can jump in windows.
335
00:17:13,386 --> 00:17:16,154
I've got an idea.
336
00:17:16,155 --> 00:17:18,724
( Drill whirs )
337
00:17:18,725 --> 00:17:21,660
- Nope, she's not over there.
- Maybe she's under the boat?
338
00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:25,460
- ( Drill whirs )
- ( Trish gasps )
339
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,666
Nope, not under here. Uh-oh!
340
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,803
- Dez! Dez!
- ( Girls scream )
341
00:17:30,804 --> 00:17:33,672
- There's a leak in the boat!
- ( Phone ringing )
342
00:17:33,673 --> 00:17:36,073
( Clamoring )
343
00:17:37,178 --> 00:17:38,878
Hello? ( Chuckles nervously )
344
00:17:38,879 --> 00:17:42,648
Oh, hi, Shiny Money.
We're having a great time.
345
00:17:42,649 --> 00:17:45,910
This is the best vacation ever.
Your boat's amazing!
346
00:17:45,911 --> 00:17:49,522
- The boat's sinking!
- No, not sinking.
347
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:52,558
This boat's stinking... Stinking awesome.
348
00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:53,844
( Laughs )
349
00:17:53,845 --> 00:17:55,604
Gotta go. Bye.
350
00:17:55,605 --> 00:17:58,723
Quick! Find something to plug the hole!
351
00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:01,293
Dez! Here, Dez, here.
352
00:18:01,294 --> 00:18:04,907
- ( Grunts )
- ( Ally screams )
353
00:18:04,908 --> 00:18:06,450
( Grunts )
354
00:18:06,451 --> 00:18:09,031
Oh! Go go go!
355
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,036
( All gasp )
356
00:18:11,037 --> 00:18:13,989
- I think this is gonna work.
- Yeah. Yeah.
357
00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:16,150
( Sighs )
358
00:18:17,076 --> 00:18:18,977
- That didn't work.
- ( Sobs )
359
00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:21,198
Wha... Oh!
360
00:18:21,781 --> 00:18:25,633
My houseboat!
What happened to my houseboat?!
361
00:18:25,634 --> 00:18:28,020
There is a perfectly good
explanation as to why...
362
00:18:28,021 --> 00:18:30,639
- You two did this, didn't you?
- It wasn't their fault.
363
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:33,063
- Big Momma did it.
- Don't lie to me.
364
00:18:33,064 --> 00:18:35,389
- Big Momma is a myth!
- Dez has proof!
365
00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:39,170
- Show him the footage.
- Yeah.
366
00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:43,931
All I see is y'all messing up my houseboat!
367
00:18:43,932 --> 00:18:45,746
- And some big hair!
- ( Whimpers )
368
00:18:45,747 --> 00:18:48,567
Oh man! I didn't get any
shots of Big Momma?
369
00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:53,538
Well, in your defense, she was only 20 feet
long and attacking us for half an hour!
370
00:18:53,539 --> 00:18:56,174
You guys are gonna pay for this!
I can't believe you!
371
00:18:56,175 --> 00:18:59,895
Hey, look... Baby gator's back.
372
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:06,260
If he's back, that means...
( Kids screaming ) Big Momma!
373
00:19:06,686 --> 00:19:10,128
Austin: Go, Dez! Go go go go go go!
374
00:19:10,129 --> 00:19:11,147
( Big Momma growling )
375
00:19:11,148 --> 00:19:12,865
Oh! Oh!
376
00:19:12,866 --> 00:19:15,760
Okay! I believe you!
377
00:19:15,761 --> 00:19:19,241
I believe you! ( Screaming )
378
00:19:25,105 --> 00:19:27,604
It's party time, y'all!
So give it up for the only dude
379
00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:30,831
who brings down the house
before coming out on stage...
380
00:19:30,832 --> 00:19:32,369
Austin Moon!
381
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:34,710
( Cheering )
382
00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:42,787
Hey, everybody! This song's about summer
vacation and having fun with your friends.
383
00:19:42,788 --> 00:19:45,848
( Rock music playing )
384
00:19:52,465 --> 00:19:57,004
Summer love hanging in the air.
Hot sand on my feet, but I don't care.
385
00:19:57,005 --> 00:20:01,815
It's all I ever wanted
I hope it never ends.
386
00:20:01,816 --> 00:20:06,544
So good to get away all day
in the car, but that's okay.
387
00:20:06,545 --> 00:20:10,649
Because I like like like it like that.
Just chilling with my friends.
388
00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:15,115
Because I...
Love a summertime vacation song...
389
00:20:15,116 --> 00:20:19,824
And you know wherever we go,
you'll be singing along.
390
00:20:19,825 --> 00:20:22,229
Like na na na...
391
00:20:22,230 --> 00:20:24,570
Na na na...
392
00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,911
Na na na...
393
00:20:26,923 --> 00:20:29,263
Na na na...
394
00:20:30,178 --> 00:20:32,570
It's such a crazy journey,
395
00:20:32,571 --> 00:20:34,672
but I'm not in any hurry.
396
00:20:34,673 --> 00:20:39,364
I'm taking my time.
397
00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:43,936
It's all I ever wanted, to
not know where we're going.
398
00:20:43,937 --> 00:20:46,757
Enjoying the ride.
399
00:20:46,758 --> 00:20:49,098
Yeah yeah...
400
00:20:56,546 --> 00:21:01,286
Because I...
Love a summertime vacation song...
401
00:21:01,288 --> 00:21:05,820
And you know wherever we go,
you'll be singing along.
402
00:21:05,821 --> 00:21:08,338
Like na na na...
403
00:21:08,339 --> 00:21:10,571
Na na na...
404
00:21:10,572 --> 00:21:12,880
Na na na...
405
00:21:12,881 --> 00:21:14,773
Na na na.
406
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,114
( Cheering )
407
00:21:25,891 --> 00:21:29,461
You know, our vacation
didn't start out so great.
408
00:21:29,462 --> 00:21:31,763
But it turned out to be the
best one I've ever had.
409
00:21:31,764 --> 00:21:35,424
Yeah, we sunk a boat.
We fought an alligator.
410
00:21:35,425 --> 00:21:37,602
Dez made toast.
411
00:21:37,603 --> 00:21:39,721
That was some good toast.
412
00:21:39,722 --> 00:21:41,806
Thanks, buddy.
413
00:21:41,807 --> 00:21:44,348
And you got to perform on TV.
414
00:21:44,349 --> 00:21:46,001
It was awesome. ( Laughs )
415
00:21:46,002 --> 00:21:48,780
Who knew you could have so
much fun without a calculator?
416
00:21:48,781 --> 00:21:50,076
- I did.
- Me too.
417
00:21:50,077 --> 00:21:51,816
Duh.
418
00:21:51,817 --> 00:21:54,273
The only bummer is Dez didn't
get to finish his movie.
419
00:21:54,274 --> 00:21:56,357
Actually, I did.
420
00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,626
You finished your
documentary about Big Momma
421
00:21:58,627 --> 00:22:00,528
without getting any shots of Big Momma?
422
00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:03,498
I just used all the footage and
turned it into a horror movie.
423
00:22:03,499 --> 00:22:06,019
Check it out.
424
00:22:06,602 --> 00:22:09,902
( Dramatic music playing )
425
00:22:14,276 --> 00:22:19,213
A group of friends went on vacation,
hoping to have the time of their lives.
426
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:22,334
Then things got hairy.
427
00:22:23,319 --> 00:22:29,139
( Screams ) Doctor Dez's...
"Houseboat of Terror" Coming soon.
428
00:22:30,326 --> 00:22:34,228
You made a monster movie about me?!
429
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,569
I love it!
430
00:22:38,338 --> 00:22:41,158
Now that's scary.
431
00:22:42,204 --> 00:22:44,424
Both: Ah!
432
00:22:44,428 --> 00:22:50,328
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