Original subtitles

( siren wailing )

WAIT FOR ME HERE, BOYS.

HENSHAW, PERFECT TIMING.

( party chatter )

WHAT IS THIS, DUNFIELD?

I HATE CROWDS, YOU KNOW THAT.

SECRETARY OF STATE INSISTED.

WELL, I DIDN'T COME ALL THE WAY INTO TOWN

JUST TO BE PUT ON DISPLAY, FOR PETE'S SAKE.

GOVERNMENT PROTOCOL.

ALRIGHT.

LET'S GET IT OVER WITH.

GREETINGS, MR. HENSHAW

FROM MY PEOPLE TO THE MOST DISTINGUISHED

CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY ON EARTH.

I SALUTE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.

AND I SALUTE THE MOST EMINENT PRIME MINISTER OF, UH...

OUR, UH, GREAT EUROPEAN FRIEND AND ALLY.

I PARTICULARLY SALUTE THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS--

ALRIGHT.

ALRIGHT... HI, PRIMO.

HI, MARSHALL.

IT IS AN HONOR, FINALLY, TO MEET YOU IN PERSON.

I UNDERSTAND THAT NOT TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE DONE SO.

WELL, IT'S NOT EVERY DAY

THAT SOMETHING AS IMPORTANT AS MISSY IS BOUGHT, SO...

MISSY?

( playing a tune )

MISSILE SYSTEMS SCRAMBLER.

UH, "MISSY" IS A PET NAME.

MISSY? THAT'S VERY DECEPTIVE

CONSIDERING THAT IT CAN DEPROGRAM THE GUIDANCE SYSTEM

OF ANY ARMED MISSILE WITHIN A RADIUS OF 500 MILES.

WELL, YOU CAN TELL THE PRIME MINISTER

THAT SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE NUCLEAR-ARMED NATIONS

THAT SURROUND HER COUNTRY.

NOT ANYMORE.

WELL, GOOD, IT CHECKS OUT, THEN.

I CAN AND WILL ATTEST THAT THIS DEVICE

IS IN OPERATING CONDITION

AND THAT IT IS WHAT THE COUNTRY OF VOLVERA

AGREED TO PURCHASE FROM HENSHAW INTERNATIONAL.

GREAT. IF YOU WILL SIGN THIS

WHILE I MAKE A PHONE CALL.

GOOD, THANKS, DIANA. YEAH, BYE.

OUR PEOPLE JUST VERIFIED IT.

THE SCRAMBLER, MISSY

IT'S ALL READY TO BE SHIPPED.

HOW ABOUT THAT?

YOU HAVE THE WORD

OF THE INTER-AGENCY DEFENSE COMMAND

THAT YOU'RE GETTING A SQUARE DEAL.

I NEVER THOUGHT FOR ONE INSTANT THAT I WAS NOT.

IT IS JUST THAT THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE

WHO WOULD STOP AT NOTHING TO OBTAIN ILLEGALLY

WHAT I HAVE JUST BOUGHT FROM YOU.

( garage door opening )

( loud noise )

I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS A GUNSHOT.

WELL, LET'S GET MOVING.

ALRIGHT, LET'S GET THIS THING LOADED UP.

WAIT A MINUTE, YOU'RE NOT MY DRIVER!

WHAT-- WHO ARE YOU?

TIME FOR THE WORLD'S RICHEST MAN

TO GO FOR A LITTLE RIDE.

( thunderclap )

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

( siren wailing )

GOT TO GET EVERYTHING OFF HIM, LABELS AND ALL.

NICE OF MR. HENSHAW TO LET SO FEW PEOPLE KNOW

WHAT HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE.

WITHOUT ANY I.D., IT'LL TAKE HIM TEN YEARS

TO CONVINCE ANYONE WHO HE IS.

NOW, LET'S FIND A NICE, OUT-OF-THE-WAY SPOT

TO DUMP HIM OFF.

AH.

HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO, "LOST DOGS."

LET ME SEE.

WHAT ABOUT CASPER?

IS THAT YOUR NAME, HUH?

CASPER!

( whistling )

HERE, BOY.

NO CASPER.

WELL, THERE'S NO REWARD

FOR FINDING A DOG NAMED CASPER, ANYWAY.

LET'S SEE, WHAT ABOUT... FLUFFY?

IS THAT YOUR NAME?

FLUFFY!

HEY, FLUFFY!

FLUFFY.

OKAY, NO FLUFFY.

I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD FEEDING A DOG NAMED FLUFFY.

LET'S SEE, WHAT ABOUT, UH...

JASON?

WHAT ABOUT JASON?

IS THAT YOUR NAME? HEY, JASON.

( barks )

HERE, BOY. ( whistles )

JAY, JASON!

JASON, GOOD DOG.

THAT'S MY BOY.

THAT'S MY DOG.

LET'S SEE, JASON.

GOOD BOY.

LET'S SEE, YOU'RE WORTH... 50 BUCKS!

( barking )

YEAH.

HECK, YOU SHOULD BE FEEDING ME.

THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

WELL, JASON, YOU JUST EAT RIGHT UP THERE, CHAMP

'CAUSE YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO GO FOR A LITTLE WALK.

ONE THAT'S GOING TO MAKE ME A VERY RICH MAN.

UH, EXCUSE ME.

COULD I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?

SURE. EXCUSE ME.

EVERYTHING WENT WITHOUT A HITCH, COLONEL.

NOW, DIANA'S TAILING THE FURNITURE VAN

AND APPARENTLY NO ONE SUSPECTS WHAT'S REALLY INSIDE.

GOOD.

THE SECRETARY OF STATE WILL BE GLAD TO HEAR THAT.

ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THAT SCRAMBLER NOW

WHILE IT'S STILL IN THIS COUNTRY

COULD TRIGGER A VERY MESSY INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT.

IT'S ONLY ABOUT 60 MILES FROM HERE

TO THE PRIME MINISTER'S PRIVATE FREIGHTER.

SO IN ABOUT AN HOUR AND HALF FROM NOW, WE CAN ALL RELAX.

ESPECIALLY DIANA.

( dog barking )

HEY!

JASON!

JASON, COME BACK HERE!

HEY!

OH, GREAT.

WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MISTER.

I JUST LOST 50 BUCKS.

SO I'LL BUY YOU ANOTHER DOG.

HE WASN'T MINE!

SO I'LL STEAL YOU ONE.

I DIDN'T STEAL HIM, HE'S A RUNAWAY.

I WAS GOING TO BRING HIM IN FOR A REWARD.

50 BUCKS.

ALRIGHT.

I OWE YOU 50 BUCKS!

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU COULD PAY ME 50 CENTS.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I WAS GETTING INTO THE AMBULANCE...

AND THEY JUMPED ME.

THEY TOOK MY WALLET

MY, MY WATCH, MY CREDIT CARDS

KEYS, EVERYTHING.

YOU GOT MUGGED IN AN AMBULANCE?

I'LL MURDER HIM!

UH, LISTEN, MISTER, UH...

MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME

AN I.O.U. ON THE 50 BUCKS.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE, KID?

UH, BACK THERE.

LET'S GO.

LET'S GO?

YEAH, SOMEBODY'S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.

IT'S GOING TO BE YOU IF I DON'T GET MY MONEY.

HEY.

ARE YOU OKAY?

THE BRAKES WENT OUT.

THEY TOLD ME THIS THING WAS BRAND-NEW.

WELL, THAT SOUNDS A LITTLE STRANGE, DOESN'T IT?

YEAH.

THIS, I TAKE IT, IS NOT A STANDARD FEATURE.

HECK NO.

IN THAT CASE, YOU'D BETTER STEP BACK.

THAT WAS UNDER MY BUMPER?

YES, APPARENTLY, SOMEONE WANTED TO MAKE SURE

THAT THIS VAN WAS DESTROYED IN THE CRASH.

THE VAN AND WHATEVER WAS SUPPOSED TO BE INSIDE.

ONE MORE DENT IS NOT GOING TO MATTER.

IT'S BEEN STOLEN.

GREAT.

YOU CERTAIN THE DRIVER OF THE VAN WAS NOT INVOLVED?

I'M POSITIVE, STEVE.

THE SWITCH HAD TO BE AT THE FACTORY.

RIGHT. I'M GOING BACK THERE NOW.

It might not be a bad idea to get a hold of Marshall Henshaw.

Okay, I'll work on it.

I'LL PASS THE WORD ALONG HERE.

GOOD-BYE, DIANA.

Bye, Steve.

EXCUSE ME, PRIME MINISTER.

I HAVE SOME NEWS CONCERNING MISSY.

AH. IT HAS ARRIVED AT THE DOCK.

RIGHT ON TIME.

NO, I'M AFRAID I HAVE BAD NEWS.

WHAT IS THIS?

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?

WAIT A MINUTE, KID.

I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR GAMES.

THIS ISN'T WHERE YOU... LIVE?

SURE IS.

IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT?

WHERE'S YOUR FAMILY?

I NEVER HAD ANY.

SO, WHERE DID YOU RUN AWAY FROM?

OH, A LOT OF PLACES.

TWO ORPHANAGES, SIX FOSTER HOMES, ONE GREAT-AUNT.

WELL, SORRY TO HEAR THAT, KID.

BUT I GOT TO MAKE A PHONE CALL.

WAIT A MINUTE, BUDDY.

YOU AND I GOT SOMETHING TO SETTLE HERE FIRST.

LOOK, YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY FOR THE DOG AND THEN SOME.

I PROMISE.

WHEN?

AS SOON AS I MAKE THE PHONE CALL.

I'LL TELL MY CHAUFFEUR TO HAVE 50 BUCKS IN HIS POCKET

WHEN HE PICKS ME UP.

CHAUFFEUR? YEAH.

I THINK THE MUGGERS

HIT YOU ON THE HEAD A LITTLE TOO HARD.

NOT HARD ENOUGH.

SEE YOU LATER, KID.

UH, YOU'D BETTER TELL YOUR CHAUFFEUR

TO BRING YOU SOMETHING ELSE, TOO.

WHAT'S THAT?

MONEY. FOR THE PHONE CALL?

GOOD POINT.

UH, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, KID?

BARNEY.

MINE'S MARSHALL. HI.

HEY, BARNEY, WOULD YOU LEND YOUR OLD PAL, MARSHALL

A COUPLE OF DIMES?

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU MONEY

SO I CAN GET THE MONEY THAT YOU ALREADY OWE ME?

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME IN MY LINE OF WORK.

SOUNDS LIKE MY TYPE OF OCCUPATION.

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT, AS SOON AS I MAKE THE PHONE CALL.

ALRIGHT. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GO TO THE BANK ANYWAY.

FOR 20 CENTS YOU GOT TO GO TO THE BANK?

YEAH, WELL, SORT OF.

YOU SEE, THIS HERE IS, UH, MY RAINY DAY ACCOUNT.

IT'S FOR DAYS WHEN WACKOS IN THE WOODS

DO AWAY WITH MY OTHER MEANS OF SUPPORT.

( phone rings )

( woman's voice ): Hello. The Ira computer

is temporarily unable to take your call.

Please stay on the line and your call...

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

...will be answered as soon as possible.

Hello. The Ira computer...

THE NEXT TIME I CALL,

HE'LL PROBABLY HAVE AN ANSWERING SERVICE.

This is the Ira computer.

To whom am I speaking?

TAKE A GUESS.

GOOD MORNING, STEVE TREVOR.

IRA, WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING WITH?

THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING CHESS WITH THE POLICE COMPUTER AGAIN?

THE IRA COMPUTER DOES NOT ENGAGE IN ACTIVITIES

of a non...

ARE YOU WINNING?

Naturally.

ALRIGHT, BETWEEN MOVES

HOW ABOUT DOING A LITTLE RESEARCH FOR ME?

SHOOT.

ALRIGHT

IT'S VERY IMPORTANT

THAT DIANA OR I GET IN TOUCH WITH MARSHALL HENSHAW.

THE MARSHALL HENSHAW, HEAD OF HENSHAW INTERNATIONAL?

YEAH, THAT'S THE GUY.

HE VALUES HIS PRIVACY ABOVE ALL ELSE.

YES, I KNOW, IRA.

Few people know what he looks like.

I KNOW, IRA.

Even fewer know how to contact him.

IRA, I REALIZE THAT.

YOUR REQUEST IS NEXT TO IMPOSSIBLE.

HEY, YOU'RE TERRIFIC.

DO NOT FORGET IT.

ALRIGHT, NOW, LOOK.

I'M GOING TO HAVE DIANA CALL YOU IN EXACTLY 30 MINUTES

SO TRY AND KEEP THE LINE OPEN, WILL YOU?

OH, UH, BY THE WAY, THE WOMAN WHOSE VOICE IS ON THE TAPE?

QUITE EFFECTIVE, IS SHE NOT?

THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.

WHO IS SHE?

HELLO?

HELLO, IRA?

( dial tone )

I'LL BET HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE.

OKAY, THANK YOU.

THEY CAN'T REACH MR. HENSHAW

BUT THAT'S NOT UNUSUAL.

LISTEN, I JUST HAVE TO GET IN TOUCH

WITH WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF THIS WAREHOUSE

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, OKAY?

HANG ON, I'LL SEE IF SHE'S IN.

SHE?

YEAH.

HOW DID WE DO?

WE MADE $3.80.

GOOD, WE CAN USE IT ALL.

TAXI!

I THOUGHT YOU SAID

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS MAKE A PHONE CALL.

IT'S BETTER IF WE TAKE A TAXI

AND TALK TO DUNFIELD IN PERSON.

HE SHOULD STILL BE AT THE HOTEL.

BESIDES, THAT PHONE CALL IDEA

WAS BEFORE I KNEW YOU HAD ACCESS

TO SUCH VOLUMINOUS MONETARY RESOURCES.

HUH?

TAXI!

HANG ON, KID.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE

WHAT POWER AND MONEY ARE ALL ABOUT.

MISSY WAS INSPECTED BY YOUR MAN AT--

9:43 THIS MORNING.

EXACTLY 9:43.

AND IT WAS LOADED INTO YOUR VAN AT--

EXACTLY 9:50.

THERE'S NO WAY THAT CASE COULD HAVE BEEN SWITCHED

AFTER IT WAS LOADED.

SO IN THAT SEVEN MINUTES, THE SWITCH WAS MADE?

RIGHT.

MY GUESS IS THAT WHOEVER WAS RESPONSIBLE

WOULD THEN HAVE REMOVED MISSY FROM YOUR WAREHOUSE

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR:

A SHIPMENT OF ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT WENT OUT AT 10:00.

AND SINCE THEN, SOME TRUCKS HAVE COME IN

BUT NOTHING IS SCHEDULED TO LEAVE TILL 1:00.

WHERE WAS THIS EQUIPMENT HEADED?

NORFOLK WATER AND POWER PLANT, 98th AND WASHINGTON.

YOU GOING OUT THERE?

YES. MEANWHILE, I INTEND TO HAVE SOME OF OUR FIELD AGENTS

GO THROUGH YOUR WAREHOUSE AND QUESTION YOUR PERSONNEL.

I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE INCONVENIENT

BUT MISSY MAY STILL BE HERE, ALTHOUGH I DOUBT IT.

I UNDERSTAND.

AND ABOUT THOSE, UH, SHIPMENTS

YOU'VE GOT SCHEDULED FOR THIS AFTERNOON--

NOTHING LEAVES THE PLANT WITHOUT AN OKAY FROM THE I.A.D.C.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MISS--

DEWITT, LUCY DEWITT.

OH.

YES, I'M THE LUCY DEWITT

MARSHALL HENSHAW'S FRIEND... AND CONFIDANTE.

I'M SORRY, IT'S JUST THAT, UH, PROBABLY EVERY LITTLE GIRL

DREAMS ABOUT GROWING UP AND FALLING IN LOVE

WITH THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

WELL, YOU WENT AND DID IT.

WELL, DREAMS HAVE THEIR UPS AND DOWNS.

WELL, DON'T WORRY.

I AM NOT GOING TO ASK YOU WHAT MARSHALL HENSHAW LOOKS LIKE.

ALTHOUGH I'M DYING TO.

THANK YOU.

COME ON, IRA.

TELL ME WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.

A physical description of Marhsall Henshaw

was not part of Steve Trevor's request.

WELL, IS THAT YOUR WAY OF TELLING ME YOU DON'T KNOW?

It is my way of telling you I am not telling.

MY, AREN'T WE GROUCHY?

SOUNDS LIKE YOUR CHESS GAME TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE.

No comment.

OKAY. NOW, HOW DO WE GET IN TOUCH WITH HENSHAW?

He has one private phone, area code 213, number 555-3037.

AND IF WE HAVE TO REACH HIM IN PERSON?

29872 North Coast Highway.

IT SURE WOULD HELP IF I KNEW WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE.

Do you know what "fat chance" means, Diana Prince?

ALL TOO WELL.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE STEVE FOLLOW UP ON THIS

BUT THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, IRA.

OH, BY THE WAY, STEVE ASKED ME TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.

SOMETHING ABOUT SOME WOMAN'S NAME.

( dial tone )

HELLO?

HERE'S YOUR $3.80.

OH, WOULD YOU MIND TAKING AN I.O.U. ON THE TIP?

I'M MARSHALL HENSHAW, AND I'LL HAVE MY SECRETARY--

YOU'RE MARSHALL HENSHAW?

YEAH.

MISTER, I WOULDN'T TAKE

MY OWN I.O.U.s, AND I'M JOHN D. ROCKEFELLER.

ONE MORE HOUR, COLONEL.

( phone rings )

THAT IS ALL THAT I WILL ALLOW.

DUNFIELD.

Dunfield, this is security in the lobby.

YEAH... YEAH.

There's a man down here who claims he's Marshall Henshaw.

DESCRIBE HIM.

He's about six feet tall

slender, mustache, gray-blonde hair.

THROW HIM OUT.

PRIME MINISTER, I'M CERTAIN WE CAN HANDLE THIS.

I.A.D.C. AGENTS ARE AT THE HENSHAW FACTORY RIGHT NOW.

AND I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I COULD TRUST

THE WORLD'S MOST PRESTIGIOUS INDUSTRIALIST.

WE'RE NOT ABSOLUTELY SURE

THAT HENSHAW INTERNATIONAL WAS INVOLVED.

He's quite adamant, sir.

THE MAN IS OBVIOUSLY DERANGED.

THROW HIM OUT.

I DEMAND TO TALK TO MARSHALL HENSHAW.

WELL, AS IS USUALLY THE CASE

WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, I'M AFRAID.

ALRIGHT, LET GO OF ME.

I'M GOING TO BUY THIS HOTEL

AND I'M GOING TO FIRE THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!

SO, THAT'S WHAT MONEY AND POWER ARE ALL ABOUT.

SHH, I'M TRYING TO THINK.

TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT.

WHY IS DUNFIELD DOING THIS TO ME?

HE'S TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE COMPANY.

NO, HE'D HAVE HAD ME KILLED.

MISSY.

HE MUST PLAN TO STEAL MISSY.

ANYTHING YOU SAY.

ME, I THINK I'M GOING TO BE GOING.

COME ON, WE GOT TO COLLECT MORE BOTTLES

AND GET OVER TO KEYSTONE HILLS AS FAST AS WE CAN.

WE?

I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET SOME HELP.

HE SAID "WE."

( yelps in surprise )

MY NAME IS DIANA PRINCE, I'M WITH THE I.A.D.C.

I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU ABOUT A SHIPMENT

FROM THE HENSHAW FACTORY.

WELL... THEN AGAIN, I GUESS IT CAN WAIT.

( thunderclap )

ALRIGHT.

WHO TOLD YOU TO ARRANGE THAT LITTLE RECEPTION FOR DIANA PRINCE?

BY NOW, I'M SURE SHE'S BEEN TAKEN CARE OF.

AND YOU WERE RIGHT

not to try to remove the scrambler

from the plant right away.

THAT'S WHAT THE I.A.D.C. THOUGHT HAD HAPPENED.

SO YOU THINK OUR WORRIES ARE OVER?

BY TONIGHT, WE WILL HAVE DELIVERED MISSY

TO YOUR BLACK MARKET BUYER

AND BE WELL ON OUR WAY TO SWITZERLAND.

LOOK, UH, I'LL BE OVER AT THE FACTORY IN EXACTLY ONE HOUR

TO, UH... PICK UP THE TRASH.

I'LL BE THERE, READY TO GO.

LUCY...

I LOVE YOU.

( doorbell rings )

MARSH, HOW DID YOU GET PAST MY BODYGUARD?

THE SAME WAY I ALWAYS GOT PAST YOUR BODYGUARD, LUCY.

LET ME IN.

I GOT TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED.

OH, THIS IS BARNEY.

UH, I OWE HIM SOME MONEY.

HOW YOU DOING, LUCY?

LISTEN, I WAS COMING BACK

FROM SIGNING THE MISSY DEAL

AND I GOT JUMPED.

THEY TOOK EVERYTHING.

MY WALLET, MY WATCH

MY KEYS, MY CREDIT CARDS, EVERYTHING.

AND DUNFIELD, OF ALL PEOPLE, IS IN ON IT.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

UH, CHICAGO FOR THE WEEKEND.

MY MOTHER'S SICK.

OH.

WELL, DUNFIELD'S UP TO SOMETHING.

LIKE MAYBE STEALING MISSY.

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I FIGURE.

CALL ABERNATHY AND DOYLE, THEM TELL

TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.

I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.

I ALWAYS FIGURED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

STAYING OUT OF SIGHT

SURROUNDING MYSELF WITH...

AVARICIOUS EXECUTIVE TYPES

ALWAYS WEARING DISGUISES.

NOBODY BELIEVES ME WHEN I TELL THEM WHO I AM.

YOU AND DUNFIELD ARE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE

IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA

WHO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE.

YOUR PARENTS ARE IN EUROPE ON VACATION.

YOU TOLD ME THAT YOURSELF.

WELL, THEY CAME BACK EARLY BECAUSE... MOM IS SICK.

YOU AND DUNFIELD?

YOU'RE IN THIS TOGETHER?

WHY, LUCY?

OH, MARSH.

WE WERE TAKING EACH OTHER FOR A RIDE.

YOU WERE THE WORLD'S RICHEST MAN TO ME

AND I WAS SOME KIND OF COMMODITY TO YOU.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

YES, IT IS... YOU JUST NEVER STOPPED TO THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU BETTER LEAVE.

THAT'S THE STORY OF THIS GUY'S LIFE.

BUT YOU CAN'T DO THIS, LUCY.

OH, YES, I CAN.

EASILY.

I PUT UP WITH OUR "RELATIONSHIP" FOR TWO YEARS, DIDN'T I?

BUT... DUNFIELD.

PLEASE LEAVE.

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PRESS THAT BUTTON

AND THE GUARD WILL COME IN, GUN FIRST.

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.

WE'RE LEAVING.

COME ON, BARNEY.

YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE EXPOSED TO THIS.

WE COULD HAVE HAD YOU KILLED, MARSH.

THEY'RE GOING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS.

THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD

AND I CAN'T LIFT A FINGER TO STOP THEM.

WOULD THESE HELP?

YOU'RE A REGULAR DELINQUENT.

I DON'T LIKE HER VERY MUCH.

THESE ARE THE KEYS TO THE CAR I GAVE HER LAST SPRING.

COME ON, BARNEY, WE'RE GOING TO GET TO MY FACTORY

AND TALK TO THE ONLY OTHER PERSON

IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA WHO KNOWS I'M MARSHALL HENSHAW.

THANK HEAVENS HE REFUSED TO RETIRE AT 65.

MIKE, THERE'S A MAN OUTSIDE WITH A BOY.

I WANT THEM FOLLOWED.

AND KEEP IN TOUCH.

THE MAN WHO PULLED THE GUN ON ME WAS JUST DOING

WHAT A VOICE ON THE PHONE TOLD HIM, STEVE.

BUT I'D BET ANYTHING THAT HIS ORDERS

ULTIMATELY CAME FROM LUCY DEWITT.

THE FIELD OFFICE HASN'T TURNED ANYTHING UP AT THE FACTORY.

WE CAN'T PICK HER UP FOR QUESTIONING

UNLESS WE HAVE SOME PROOF.

HOW'S THE PRIME MINISTER?

I convinced her to let us handle this a while longer.

THE WAY I FIGURE

IF THE SCRAMBLER IS STILL IN THE PLANT, WE'LL FIND IT.

If it's not...

THERE'S NOTHING ANYBODY CAN DO.

I'M GOING OUT THERE.

Have you tried to get in touch

with Marshall Henshaw?

TRYING IS ONE THING

SUCCEEDING IS ANOTHER.

RIGHT.

TALK TO YOU LATER.

HANG ON, KID.

( tires squealing )

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DRIVE?

I'M LEARNING FAST, AREN'T I?

YEAH. I THOUGHT YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD A LICENSE.

I NEVER NEEDED ONE.

GOT MY FIRST CHAUFFEUR WHEN I WAS 15.

HANG ON.

( horn blowing )

OH, HECK.

YOU EVER OWE WHO OWNS THIS VEGETABLE STAND

A LOT MORE THAN 50 BUCKS.

I'LL PAY, I'LL PAY.

HEY, YOU GUYS NEED SOME HELP?

YEAH, AS A MATTER OF FACT

WE COULD SURE USE A LIFT.

I DON'T MAKE A POLICY OF...

OH, COME ON. PLEASE.

ALRIGHT, HOP IN.

YOU GOT A LICENSE?

I'M REALLY IN A HURRY

SO WHY DON'T I DROP YOU OFF AT THE NEAREST PHONE?

FINE.

HOW ARE OUR FINANCES HOLDING UP?

YOU'VE REALLY FALLEN ONTO HARD TIMES

HAVEN'T YOU?

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME

IF I TOLD YOU.

OH, WAIT FOR ME, WILL YOU, LADY?

STAY IN THE CAR AND WAIT FOR ME, BARNEY.

WITH MY KIND OF LUCK, THE PHONE WILL BE OUT OF ORDER.

YEAH, BUT...

LISTEN LADY, HE'S NOT KIDDING ABOUT HIS LUCK.

THEY'RE WITH SOME WOMAN.

A real looker.

DESCRIBE HER.

A BRUNETTE, UH...

ABOUT FIVE-TEN.

AND LIKE I SAID, A REAL LOOKER.

Wearing a plaid suit, gray hat, and red turtleneck?

YEAH.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

WE WERE IN TROUBLE

WHEN I DIDN'T HEAR FROM ANYONE OUT AT NORFOLK.

You've just described

the I.A.D.C. agent who was in here before perfectly.

OH, WELL.

IT'S TOO LATE TO START MAKING CHANGES.

We've got some work to do, Mike.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 15 CENTS MORE?

I HAVEN'T GOT 15 CENTS MORE.

WHA... ALRIGHT, HOLD ON.

DON'T TOUCH THAT, I'M USING IT.

UH, LADY, WOULD YOU COME AND HELP ME, PLEASE?

JUST FOR A MINUTE, HUH?

COME ON.

YOU THERE?

WELL, HOLD OUT YOUR HAND

'CAUSE HERE COMES YOUR CRUMMY 15 CENTS.

I NEED 15 CENTS.

YOU GOT 15 CENTS, LADY?

SURE.

AH, THANK YOU.

OKAY, NOW HOLD ON, 'CAUSE HERE IT COMES.

ALRIGHT.

SATISFIED?

NOW CONNECT THE CALL.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DIAL AGAIN?

WELL, KEEP TRYING TILL IT'S UN-BUSY.

ALRIGHT, BUT I BETTER GET MY 40 CENTS BACK.

( coins rattle )

LINE'S BUSY.

I GOT TO CALL BACK.

WELL, HERE'S SOME MORE CHANGE

UH, JUST IN CASE.

I'VE REALLY GOT TO BE GOING.

THANKS, LADY.

I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR HELP.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

YOU TWO GOING TO BE ALRIGHT?

JUST ONE PHONE CALL TO AN OLD FRIEND

SHOULD SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS.

HEY, LOOKS LIKE YOUR FRIEND LEFT.

LOOKS LIKE THIS IS FOR YOU.

BAD NEWS?

THE WORST.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I DON'T WANT THAT KID HURT

AND YOU DON'T, EITHER.

OF COURSE NOT

BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET HURT.

OKAY, THEN DO WHAT I TELL YOU.

GET OUT OF THE CAR, I GOT TO BORROW IT, OKAY?

OH, SURE, ANY TIME. MOVE IT!

UH, LISTEN, BUDDY--

LOOK, LADY, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

BUT MY NAME IS MARSHALL HENSHAW.

YOU'RE MARSHAL HENSHAW?

I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR EXPLANATIONS.

OR NITWIT TELEPHONE OPERATORS.

CHANCES ARE, THEY'VE TAKEN HIM TO MY FACTORY.

OKAY, NOW LISTEN--

IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION TO YOU, LADY

I WAS SUPPOSED TO USE THIS ON YOU.

WOULD YOU WAIT UP!

( thunderclap )

MARSHALL HENSHAW.

ALL TUCKED AWAY.

SAFE AND SOUND.

Lucy: GOOD. THAT PLATOON OF I.A.D.C. AGENTS FINALLY LEFT

BUT I STILL THINK WE OUGHT TO TAKE THE BOY ALONG

TO THE AIRPORT.

YEAH, HE MIGHT COME IN HANDY.

BESIDES, WE CAN'T VERY WELL LEAVE HIM HERE, CAN WE?

WHY DON'T YOU TRY ASKING ME?

LET'S GO.

WATCH TH--

( tires squeal )

I'LL PAY, I'LL PAY.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

COME ON, YOU GOT TO HELP ME!

YOU WEREN'T REALLY PLANNING ON LEAVING, WERE YOU?

I DIDN'T THINK SO.

KELLER!

MARPAT!

( men grunt )

( grunts )

( yelling )

ALRIGHT, LET'S SPLIT.

MEET AT THE CAR!

COME ON!

WHERE ARE THEY?

THERE, DON'T LET THEM HURT THE BOY, WONDER WOMAN, PLEASE.

I'LL GO AFTER HER.

( screams )

LET ME GO, MARSH, LET ME GO.

NOW THAT WE'RE FINALLY TOGETHER AGAIN?

NOT ON YOUR LIFE.

YOU LOOKING FOR THESE?

IS THIS MAN BOTHERING YOU?

OH, IT'S NOTHING I COULDN'T HANDLE.

( playing tunes )

WELL, THERE'S NO DAMAGE.

IT'S READY TO BE SHIPPED.

AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHO I WANT

TO HAVE DO THE SHIPPING.

WHERE IS SHE?

WONDER WOMAN WAS HERE JUST A MINUTE AGO.

SHE USUALLY SLIPS AWAY LIKE THAT.

I GUESS SHE DOESN'T LIKE GOOD-BYES.

OH.

BUT DON'T WORRY.

MISSY'LL BE ON THE WAY TO EUROPE WITHIN TWO HOURS

THAT I PROMISE YOU.

Diana: WELL...

I SUPPOSE IF SOMEONE HAD TO LEAVE ME STRANDED

AND WRECK MY RENTED CAR

AT LEAST IT WAS THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

( chuckles ) SORRY ABOUT THAT.

IT WAS AN EMERGENCY.

I UNDERSTAND.

AND ABOUT THE CAR

MY LAWYERS ARE TAKING CARE

OF EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.

I'M SURE THEY ARE.

( both chuckle )

( clears throat )

WHICH REMINDS ME.

OH, YEAH.

THAT 50 BUCKS I OWE YOU.

LISTEN, KID, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT

AND I'D LIKE TO PAY YOU BACK IN INSTALLMENTS.

LIKE, A WEEKLY ALLOWANCE?

NO KIDDING?

NO KIDDING.

OF COURSE, IT WOULD MEAN YOU'D HAVE TO

GIVE UP THAT PALACE OF YOURS IN THE WOODS.

NO KIDDING.

NO KIDDING.

( both chuckle )

SO, IN OTHER WORDS, IF YOU HAD GIVEN ME THE DESCRIPTION

OF MARSHALL HENSHAW WHEN I ASKED FOR IT

BEGGED YOU FOR IT, IN FACT

YOU WOULD HAVE SAVED EVERYONE A LOT OF TROUBLE.

How fortunate that Wonder Woman happened upon the situation.

YES, BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR, IRA.

I MEAN, WHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU FOR INFORMATION

YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO THEM.

Shall I make all my data in my memory banks

including that concerning you

available to everyone, Diana Prince?

CUTE.

SO, HOW IS YOUR CHESS GAME COMING?

The IRAC computer does not engage in activities

that are not from--

WHICH COMPUTER GIVES YOU THE MOST COMPETITION?

The central computer at the university.

It cheats.

HI.

JUST GOT A TELEGRAM.

SAYS MISSY ARRIVED IN EUROPE ALL SAFE AND SOUND.

OH, GREAT, LET'S SEE HERE.

NOW, UH, IRA.

ABOUT THAT WOMAN WHOSE VOICE WAS ON THE TAPE?

Woman ( in young, breathy voice ): Hello, the IRAC computer

is unable to complete your call as dialed.

Ira: That one, Steve Trevor?

YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.

Or this one?

Woman ( in matronly voice ): Hello, the IRAC computer

is unable to complete your call as dialed.

I can electronically simulate anyone you wish.

THAT'S A ROTTEN TRICK.

I'M GOING TO GET HIM FOR THAT.

( blowing raspberry )

* WONDER WOMAN...

* WONDER WOMAN...

* WONDER WOMAN...