Original subtitles

( pinging )

( pinging )

( rapid whirring )

( man speaking Russian )

WE HAVE A PICKUP TO MAKE.

( man speaking Russian )

TAKE HER DOWN.

( pinging )

( thunderclap )

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

* WONDER WOMAN *

Man: WHEN THEY FISHED HIM OUT OF THE OCEAN

HE WAS BABBLING ABOUT BEING CHASED BY A FLYING SAUCER.

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME

THE RUSSIANS EVER USED THAT EXCUSE

FOR VIOLATING U.S. AIR SPACE.

HOW'S HE DOING?

STILL BABBLING.

TRAUMATIZED IS THE WORD THE DOCTORS USED.

HE'S LISTED AS SATISFACTORY.

WHAT KIND OF SECURITY YOU GOT?

WELL, 24-HOUR SURVEILLANCE.

ALL VISITORS, ALL CALLS CAREFULLY SCREENED.

HOSPITAL'S COOPERATING NICELY.

GOOD.

SO FAR, NOTHING UNUSUAL.

STILL NO WORD FROM THE SOVIETS?

WHEN ONE OF THEIR JETS TAKES A NOSE DIVE OFF CATALINA ISLAND

YOU CAN BE SURE IT'S GOING TO BE A WHILE

BEFORE THEY COME OUT WITH AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT.

HAVE ALL THE ARRANGEMENTS

FOR YOUR STAY HERE IN LONG BEACH BEEN MADE, COLONEL?

OH, YES. THANKS VERY MUCH.

OH, UM, THERE IS ONE THING YOU CAN DO FOR ME.

I'M EXPECTING A PHONE CALL

FROM ONE OF OUR AGENTS ON ASSIGNMENT IN LOS ANGELES.

NOW, IF YOU CAN LEAVE A MESSAGE AT MY HOTEL

FOR HER TO CALL ME HERE, I'D APPRECIATE IT.

HER? WHAT'S THE NAME?

PRINCE.

DIANA PRINCE.

( gate rattling )

HI.

HAH!

( thunderclap )

PSST.

PSST.

DIANA TOLD ME TO TELL YOU SHE HAD TO LEAVE.

IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR MANNERS.

( karate yell )

WELL, THIS REALLY HASN'T DEVELOPED

INTO A VERY GOOD DAY, HAS IT?

AND YOUR FRIEND'S PICTURES...

DIDN'T TURN OUT TOO WELL.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO TELL ME

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW.

MAJOR GOROVKIN. ( speaks Russian )

( cockpit tape )

MAJOR GOROVKIN?

STEVE?

I GOT YOUR MESSAGE AND CAME RIGHT OVER.

GOOD.

DID YOU HAVE ANY LUCK WITH THE STOLEN LASER EQUIPMENT?

I WAS TAILING A MAN WHO I'M SURE

WAS ON HIS WAY TO WHEREVER IT WAS HIDDEN.

BUT, UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS DIVERTED BY SOME THUG

WHO HARDLY KNEW HIS NAME

LET ALONE ANYTHING ABOUT STOLEN LASER EQUIPMENT.

SO, HE'S YOUR CLOSE ENCOUNTER VICTIM?

( speaking Russian )

HE'S YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENT.

WE UNSCRAMBLED HIS RADIO CONVERSATION WITH THE RUSSIAN BASE

JUST BEFORE HE WENT DOWN.

HE SAID HE WAS JETTISONING CARGO.

THEN HE BAILED OUT.

CARGO?

WELL, HE WAS CARRYING SOMETHING.

HOPEFULLY WE'LL FIND OUT WHAT THAT IS

WHEN WE RECOVER THE PLANE.

FOR SURE WE'RE NOT GOING TO FIND ANYTHING MORE

ABOUT THE BABBLING BROOK.

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

YURI GOROVKIN IS AN EXPERIENCED AND WELL RESPECTED PILOT.

HE'S OBVIOUSLY IN A STATE OF SHOCK.

OR PERHAPS HE'S WELL RESPECTED FOR HIS ACTING ABILITY.

YOU MUST BE COLONEL TREVOR.

I AM VLADIMIR ZUKOV, SOVIET MILITARY ATTACHE.

I'M DIANA PRINCE.

I'M WITH THE I.A.D.C. ALSO.

I WISH TO MAKE CLEAR

THAT I AM JUST AS ANXIOUS AS BOTH OF YOU

TO CLEAR UP THIS TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

THAT'S--

COLONEL, PHONE CALL FOR YOU, SIR.

EXCUSE ME, DIANA.

I'LL BE AT A DESK RIGHT OUTSIDE.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

A MISTAKE?

WELL, OF COURSE IT IS A MISTAKE.

MAJOR GOROVKIN HAD NO INSTRUCTIONS

TO VIOLATE THE AIR TERRITORY OF THE UNITED STATES.

AND WOULD YOU TELL ME IF HE DID?

I, LIKE YOU, HAVE A JOB TO DO.

( speaking Russian )

AND IF WE WERE HONEST WITH EACH OTHER

BOTH OF OUR JOBS WOULD BE A LITTLE EASIER, WOULDN'T THEY?

MAJOR GOROVKIN INADVERTENTLY STRAYED OVER AMERICAN TERRITORY

TO AVOID COLLISION WITH A U.F.O.

YOUR OWN MILITARY SAID SO ITSELF.

THEY ALSO SAID THAT HE REFERRED TO A CARGO.

WHAT WAS HE CARRYING?

I HAVE NOT BEEN PROVIDED WITH SUCH INFORMATION.

MR. ZUKOV, I REALLY DON'T CARE HOW EMBARRASSED

YOUR GOVERNMENT OR MY GOVERNMENT IS

ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE.

MY MAIN CONCERN ARE THE PEOPLE

THAT OUR GOVERNMENTS REPRESENT.

NOW, IS THERE SOMETHING THAT WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THAT CARGO?

OFF THE RECORD.

I HAVE TOLD YOU EVERYTHING I CAN, MISS PRINCE.

WELL, NO DOUBT OUR RESPECTIVE INVESTIGATIONS

WILL KEEP US BUMPING HEADS FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS.

SINCE WE WILL BE WORKING TOGETHER, IN A SENSE

PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME ONE EVENING?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I SUPPOSE YOUR PEOPLE KEEP THE I.A.D.C. PRETTY BUSY.

NO.

ACTUALLY, IT'S YOUR PEOPLE WHO KEEP THE I.A.D.C. PRETTY BUSY.

GOOD DAY.

( pinging )

SUCH AN INNOCENT-LOOKING PIECE OF METAL.

IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE IT CARRIES

SUCH A HIGH PRICE TAG, ISN'T IT?

( monitor warbling )

ALL THAT GLISTERS IS NOT GOLD, INDEED.

( monitor beeps rapidly )

WAIT A MINUTE.

I'M GETTING A READING.

IT'S LEAKING.

RADIATION LEVEL'S 5.2 IN THERE.

JUST THREE POINTS BELOW HIGH RISK.

OH, THERE'S NO VISIBLE DAMAGE.

SO THERE'S REALLY NO REASON

TO DISAPPOINT OUR GUESTS, IS THERE?

UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE DONE

UNTIL THAT RUSSIAN PILOT DECIDES TO DO SOME TALKING.

MY ORDERS ARE TO STAY PUT

UNTIL THIS INCIDENT'S ALL CLEARED UP.

POOR YOU.

STUCK IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA FOR THE DURATION.

YEAH.

ONLY I'M AFRAID IT'S POOR YOU, TOO

BECAUSE YOUR ORDERS ARE TO DO ALL THE LEGWORK.

WELL, UNTIL THINGS BREAK HERE

I'D LIKE TO FINISH UP A LITTLE LEGWORK

ON MY FORMER ASSIGNMENT.

GOING BACK TO THAT WAREHOUSE?

YEAH.

I GOT THE FEELING I WAS THIS FAR FROM FIGURING OUT

WHAT'S BEHIND THOSE LASER THEFTS.

YOU GOING TO NEED SOME BACKUP?

NOW, I'VE BECOME PRETTY SELF-RELIANT THESE DAYS.

ALRIGHT.

JUST BE CAREFUL.

I WILL.

GENTLEMEN, YOU'LL BE RELIEVED TO KNOW

THAT MR. BROWN HAS ARRIVED SAFE AND SOUND AND WITHOUT INCIDENT.

MR. BROWN, I BELIEVE YOU ALREADY KNOW MR. SMITH, MR. JONES.

OUR LAST ENCOUNTER

LEFT ME HOLDING AN I.O.U. SIGNED BY MR. JONES

FOR 100,000 TURKISH LIRA.

AND IT WASN'T UNTIL ISTANBUL

THAT YOU FINALLY SETTLED A 50,000 FRANC DUE BILL WITH ME

HUH, MR. BROWN?

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

MR. BROWN'S DRAMATIC ENTRANCE HAS SET US BEHIND SCHEDULE

AS HE USUALLY DOES.

NOTHING LIKE A GET-TOGETHER BETWEEN OLD FRIENDS.

GENTLEMEN.

THE SUBJECT OF TODAY'S BIDDING

ONE NUCLEAR WARHEAD

RECOVERED FROM A RUSSIAN PLANE

EN ROUTE TO A CERTAIN CENTRAL AMERICAN COUNTRY.

NOW, THE QUESTION IS

WHICH OF YOU GENTLEMEN AND THE PARTIES YOU TODAY REPRESENT

WILL BECOME ITS PROUD NEW OWNERS.

THE QUESTION IS, COMO

IS IT WORTH THE EXTRAORDINARY PRICE YOU'VE PLACED ON IT?

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MY MERCHANDISE BEING INFERIOR?

NO, NOR DO WE WANT YOUR REPUTATION TO BE RUINED.

THAT'S WHY WE INTEND TO DO SOME CHECKING.

EXCUSE ME.

BE MY GUESTS.

THERE'S NO QUESTION, THIS CAME FROM THE ROSTROV PLANT.

IT'S THE REAL THING.

WITH THIS WARHEAD SERVING AS A PROTOTYPE

MY BACKERS SHOULD BECOME COMPETITORS IN THE ARMS RACE

WITHIN A YEAR.

WHICH IS WHY MY BACKERS HAVE NO INTENTION

OF ALLOWING YOU TO PURCHASE IT.

OH, I DETECT A NOTE OF OVERCONFIDENCE

IN YOUR VOICE, MR. BROWN.

PERHAPS YOU AND OUR HOST

HAVE ALREADY MADE A DEAL, HUH?

I COME PREPARED.

I HAVE SEEN THE CASH DOWN PAYMENT

EACH OF YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU

AND I AM SATISFIED YOU ARE ALL PREPARED.

OF COURSE, THE TRUE TEST LIES AHEAD... THE BIDDING.

GENTLEMEN.

( door opens )

( boat horn toots )

( seagull caws )

( boat horn toots )

( thunderclap )

Man: HEY!

DON'T YOU KNOW

WHAT A LOCKED DOOR MEANS?

NO TRESPASSING.

YOU GOT IT.

WELL, I GUESS

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING FOR ME TO DO.

WHAT'S THAT?

LEAVE.

( snickers )

HOW?

WELL, UH...

LIKE THIS.

( both grunt )

IT'S ALRIGHT, WONDER WOMAN.

I'VE GOT THIS ONE.

( crashing )

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

YES.

I, UH, EXPECTED MISS PRINCE TO BE IN HERE.

DIANA HAD A FEELING THAT SHE'D BE IN OVER HER HEAD

SO SHE SENT ME.

SHE, UH, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME

SHE WAS WORKING WITH WONDER WOMAN.

OUR ALLIANCE IS STRICTLY AN INFORMAL ONE.

WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND?

I WAS HOPING YOU COULD TELL ME.

IT'S RUSSIAN, ISN'T IT?

YES, IT, IT APPEARS TO BE A MAP OF SOME KIND.

IT'S A FLIGHT PLAN, I BELIEVE.

FILED IN VLADIVOSTOK.

THE FINAL DESTINATION APPEARS TO BE SOMEWHERE IN CENTRAL AMERICA.

I AM REALLY INDEBTED TO YOU, WONDER WOMAN.

WELL, LET'S JUST HOPE YOU WON'T BE NEEDING ME AGAIN.

( seagulls cawing )

HERE WE GO.

STEVE, ALL I WANTED WAS A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.

WELL, EAT UP, KIDDO.

YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK AHEAD OF YOU.

UH-OH. WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?

FOR OPENERS, CAPTAIN LOUIE

THE GUY WHOSE NAME IS ON THAT STRIP OF PHOTOGRAPHS?

YEAH. APPARENTLY HE HAS A LOT OF UNDERGROUND CONNECTIONS

AND THIS AMUSEMENT PARK HE RUNS IS

JUST A CONVENIENT COVER FOR HIS SMUGGLING OPERATIONS.

HEY, YOU WANT SOME FRIES?

NO, THANKS, JUST THE GRILLED CHEESE.

OKAY. WELL, ANYWAY

HE TIES IN WITH THE LASER EQUIPMENT

THAT YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO TRACK DOWN

IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.

REMEMBER SHELDON COMO?

COMO, THE... GOVERNMENT SCIENTIST.

YEAH, HE'S THE GUY WHO DEVELOPED

MOST OF THE DATA AND THE EQUIPMENT

THAT THE GOVERNMENT'S CURRENTLY USING

IN THEIR HOLOGRAPHY EXPERIMENTS.

DIDN'T HE DEFECT OR SOMETHING?

WELL, HE DISAPPEARED FIVE YEARS AGO

BUT I THINK HE JUST CHANGED JOBS.

HE WENT FROM LASER EXPERIMENTATION

TO BLACK MARKET SMUGGLING.

IT'S BEEN RUMORED THAT HE'S MADE BILLIONS

ON ILLEGAL SALES OF ONE KIND OF ANOTHER.

SO WE'VE GOT THE BLACK MARKET

STOLEN LASER EQUIPMENT AND MISSING CARGO

FROM A DOWNED RUSSIAN PLANE.

NOW, THE RED RIBBON THAT TIES THEM ALL TOGETHER COULD BE

WHAT THE FIELD OFFICE JUST PICKED OFF THE GRAPEVINE.

YOU WANT A SHAKE?

THE RED RIBBON, STEVE.

APPARENTLY, EARLY THIS MORNING

AN ATOMIC WEAPON WENT UP FOR BIDS ON THE BLACK MARKET.

PROBABLY A NUCLEAR WARHEAD.

ANYWAY, IT'S NOW UP FOR GRABS

BY PEOPLE REPRESENTING

VARIOUS INTERNATIONAL INTERESTS.

AND, ACCORDING TO THE GRAPEVINE

THEY'RE PREPARED TO PAY SEVEN-DIGIT DOWN PAYMENTS

IN U.S. CURRENCY.

WHICH MEANS THAT THE BIDDING

MUST BE TAKING PLACE RIGHT HERE, A LA CAPTAIN LOUIE, NO DOUBT.

STEVE, THE ONLY THING TO DO IS

TO GET IN ON THAT BIDDING.

I THINK I CAN GET A TICKET IN

BUT I'LL NEED A COVER.

GOOD.

REMEMBER THE GAL WHO WAS RUNNING GUNS

TO THE REVOLUTION IN SOUTH AMERICA LAST JULY?

THE TROUBLE IS SHE WAS JUST EXECUTED BY GUERRILLAS

IN THE ANDES, WASN'T SHE?

THAT WAS ONLY A RUMOR. IT WAS NEVER CONFIRMED.

NOW, DIANA, I THINK

THAT'S YOUR BEST BET.

NOW, IN THE BLACK MARKET CIRCLES

SHE WAS CALLED "MRS. FOX."

YOU AND I WILL DO THE SAME DOUBLE AGENT ROUTINE

THAT WE DID IN AMSTERDAM LAST SPRING.

ONLY THIS TIME, WE'RE GOING TO NEED MORE GREEN STUFF.

A LOT MORE.

THE FIELD OFFICE IS TAKING CARE OF THAT LITTLE DETAIL

AS WE SPEAK.

TOO BAD ABOUT ONE THING, THOUGH.

WHAT'S THAT?

IF BOTH OF US GO UNDERCOVER, POOR MR. ZUKOV

IS NOT GOING TO HAVE ANYBODY TO TAIL.

COLD WAR IS HELL, ISN'T IT?

DON'T FORGET, STEVE, IT'LL GET WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTER.

RIGHT.

( single rifle shooting )

( metallic pinging )

MRS. FOX?

YES.

MY ASSISTANT TELLS ME YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME.

IT CERTAINLY CAN'T BE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR EQUIPMENT.

WELL, THE SIGHTS ON THIS RIFLE ARE A LITTLE OFF

WHICH YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW.

BUT, AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE COMPENSATED.

THEN YOU'VE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.

WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE PRIZES.

YOU SEE, I HAD IN MIND SOMETHING BIGGER.

MUCH BIGGER.

ONE THAT DOESN'T SAY "MADE IN TAIWAN"

BUT "MADE IN RUSSIA."

SUCH PRIZES CAN BE VERY, VERY EXPENSIVE, MRS. FOX.

WELL, AS YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD

I ALWAYS COME PREPARED, "CAPTAIN LOUIE."

WHAT I DIDN'T HEAR THAT YOU WERE INTERESTED IN, UH...

TODAY'S GAME.

WELL, IT'S OTHERS WHO ARE INTERESTED.

ME, I'M JUST A GO-BETWEEN

WHO, RIGHT NOW, WOULD LIKE TO HAVE HER PICTURE TAKEN.

I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED

WHEN I'D HAVE THE PLEASURE, MRS. FOX.

NEXT DOOR IN THE ARCADE, BY THE PINBALL MACHINES...

IT SAYS "OUT OF ORDER."

BUT WHAT DO THEY KNOW?

THANK YOU, CAPTAIN.

MIKE...

GET COMO ON THE PHONE.

( pinball machines beeping and ringing )

TAKE IT EASY, LADY.

JUST SUPPOSED TO CHECK YOU OUT.

WELL, YOU CAN DO YOUR CHECKING FROM THERE.

OKAY. OKAY.

YOU LOOK FINE.

EXCEPT FOR THE PIECE.

( chamber clicks, bullets drop out )

BETTER?

LOTS.

Smith: NINE MILLION, SIX HUNDRED.

NINE MILLION, SEVEN FIVE.

THIS IS INSANITY.

NONE OF US INTENDED TO GO THIS HIGH.

( signal beeping )

I'M SHELDON COMO

YOUR HOST ON THIS CHARMING ADVENTURE.

THIS IS MR. LUCAS.

MRS. FOX.

IT'S AN HONOR, MRS. FOX

AND I MIGHT ADD, A PLEASURE.

WELL, WHERE ARE THE OTHERS?

FIRST THINGS FIRST.

THERE IS THE MATTER OF A SMALL DOWN PAYMENT

SHOULD YOURS PROVE TO BE THE HIGHEST BID.

WELL, THE MONEY IS IN LONG BEACH.

I WASN'T ABOUT TO BRING IT WITH ME, NO OFFENSE.

NONE TAKEN.

WHERE IN LONG BEACH?

THE OLD NAUTICAL SHOP.

A COLLEAGUE OF MINE IS THERE

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

TAKE SOMEONE WITH YOU

CALL ME WHEN ALL IS WELL.

WHICH, OF COURSE, INCLUDES...

I HOPE THAT'S ALL HE IS, A COLLEAGUE

NOT A FRIEND OR LOVER.

WELL, HE MEANS NOTHING TO ME.

BUT THERE IS A PASSWORD.

TELL HIM... IT'LL GET WORSE

BEFORE IT GETS BETTER.

HE'LL PLAY DUMB UNTIL HE HEARS THAT.

THEN, HE WILL PLAY DUMB... FOREVER.

WELL, WHEN DO I MEET MY COMPETITION?

AFTER I HEAR FROM LUCAS.

ONCE WE'VE DISPENSED WITH THAT FORMALITY, I'LL INTRODUCE YOU.

MR. JONES IS HERE, MR. BROWN AND MR. SMITH

WITH WHOM I BELIEVE

YOU'VE HAD SOME DEALINGS.

MR. SMITH.

MR. SMITH.

OF COURSE.

YES, I, I KNOW HIM WELL.

( bell rings )

NINE MILLION, EIGHT.

TEN MILLION.

TEN MILLION, ONE FIVE.

ELEVEN MILLION, THREE HUNDRED.

YOUR BACKERS ARE, INDEED,

DETERMINED TO OBTAIN THAT WARHEAD.

THE QUESTION IS HOW DETERMINED.

WHY PROLONG THIS?

WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST SIMPLY SAY HOW MUCH WE ARE ABLE TO SPEND?

IS THIS YOUR WAY OF TELLING US

YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR LIMIT, MR. SMITH?

Trevor: CAN I HELP YOU, GENTLEMEN?

MAYBE.

I HOPE YOU CAN BE MORE SPECIFIC.

I'M JUST ABOUT READY TO CLOSE.

IT'S BEEN A HARD DAY.

LOTS OF HASSLES, YOU UNDERSTAND.

YEAH, WELL, IT'LL GET WORSE

BEFORE IT GETS BETTER.

I THINK I CAN HELP YOU.

I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO SHOW UP.

SOMETHING IN GREEN, WASN'T IT?

SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

I THINK YOU'LL BE PLEASED.

YOU'RE RIGHT, WE'RE PLEASED.

LUCAS?

I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF WHAT LOOKS LIKE

$5 MILLION WORTH OF FUN TICKETS.

SO, THE LADY AND HER BACKERS ARE LEGITIMATE.

Looks that way.

COUNT THE MONEY.

OH, WHAT OF HER EMISSARY?

JUST ABOUT TO CLOSE UP SHOP.

Well, make sure you tidy up

AND GET BACK HERE WITH THE MONEY.

YES, SIR.

START COUNTING.

GENTLEMEN, THE WAITING IS OVER.

WE CAN PROCEED.

MAY I INTRODUCE MY LATEST GUEST...

MRS. FOX.

GENTLEMEN.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL, COMO?

AS HOST, I CAN INVITE WHOMEVER I PLEASE

TO THESE LITTLE GET-TOGETHERS.

BUT THIS IS NOT MRS. FOX.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

I KNEW I SMELLED A SET-UP.

THIS IS A TRICK, TO DRIVE THE BIDDING UP EVEN HIGHER.

ADMIT IT, COMO.

I SEE YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED YOUR ACT, MR. SMITH.

STILL TRYING TO DISCREDIT YOUR COMPETITORS?

HE TRIED THE SAME THING IN SYDNEY--

UNSUCCESSFULLY, I MIGHT ADD.

I AM TELLING YOU THAT THIS IS NOT MRS. FOX.

WHAT HE IS SAYING DOES TIE IN WITH A RUMOR I HEARD

CONCERNING YOUR HEALTH.

WHICH IS?

THAT YOU'RE DEAD.

WHICH MIGHT HAVE BEEN TRUE

HAD ONE OF MY SYMPATHIZERS NOT REMOVED

THESE FROM MY BACK AFTER I WAS LEFT FOR DEAD.

FEW PEOPLE KNOW THAT THE GUERRILLA ARMIES OF THE ANDES

USE HOME-MADE AMMUNITION

WHICH, WHEN FIRED FROM THEIR OWN WEAPONS

MAKE THEIR BULLETS EXTREMELY IDENTIFIABLE.

YES, THEY CONTAIN LARGE AMOUNTS OF SILVER

WHICH IS PARTLY THE REASON I DECIDED

TO MAKE A BRACELET OUT OF THEM.

WE SHOULD ALL CARRY REMINDERS

OF THE VERY REAL POSSIBILITY OF DEATH, RIGHT, MRS. FOX?

RIGHT, MR. COMO.

SHE'S WORKING WITH HIM...

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

THIS IS A PLOY TO MAKE US BID HIGHER FOR THAT WARHEAD?

PLEASE, MR. SMITH.

IF YOU ARE SO AFRAID OF COMPETITION

YOU SHOULD TRY ANOTHER CAREER.

RAISING PETUNIAS, PERHAPS.

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WE'RE BEING TRICKED?

AND I, FOR ONE, REFUSE TO BE MANIPULATED LIKE THIS.

IF YOU ARE GIVING US A CHOICE

BETWEEN HER COMPANY AND YOURS, MR. SMITH

I NEEDN'T TELL YOU THE OUTCOME.

GENTLEMEN, WE'LL RESUME THE BIDDING

AS SOON AS MRS. FOX'S DEPOSIT ARRIVES.

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, COMO.

WHEN MY COUNTRYMEN HEAR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME

I GUARANTEE YOU WILL PAY.

Jones: MR. SMITH!

SHUT UP.

LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT YOU'LL BE BIDDING ON.

FIVE MILLION ON THE NOSE.

A PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU.

TOO BAD THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME.

THAT'S TRUE-- HOLD IT.

IF YOU'D BE SO KIND.

YOU'VE HEARD THE OLD EXPRESSION TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY?

NOW YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO

DELIVER THE MONEY.

AND YOU, YOU'VE JUST BECOME

AN INSURANCE POLICY.

IT GETS WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTER.

THAT'S RIGHT.

TOO BAD YOU'RE SUCH A SLOW LEARNER.

GET MOVING!

KELLY, MANNERS.

WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S A DAY FOR SURPRISES, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

TAKE HIM IN THE BACK ROOM.

MANNERS, CALL EDWARDS IN THE MOBILE UNIT.

IF HE HAS A FEED, TOO, WE'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE

TRIANGULATING THE MONEY'S POSITION.

( beeping )

ALRIGHT, THANKS.

ACCORDING TO WHAT EDWARDS SAYS AND WHAT WE SEE HERE

HE'S MAKING A BEELINE FOR THE OCEAN.

DIANA SAID THE PIER.

BEACH HOUSE? BOAT?

IT'S REALLY, REALLY PLEASANT LOOKING, ISN'T IT

CONSIDERING THE HORROR IT CONTAINS?

JUST WAITING TO BE UNLEASHED.

YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY LITTLE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT PROSPECT.

THIS IS MY WORLD NOW.

I HONESTLY DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOURS.

SEE, ONE FINE DAY

IT'S GOING TO BLOW ITSELF TO BITS

WITH OR WITHOUT MY HELP.

( hatch opens, alarm beeps )

SOMEONE'S ARRIVED.

IT MUST BE LUCAS WITH YOUR DOWN PAYMENT.

NOW WE CAN GET ON WITH THE BIDDING.

IT'S NOT OFTEN ONE GETS THE CHANCE

TO BID ON SUCH AN ITEM.

MY BACKERS ARE VERY ANXIOUS

TO GET THEIR HANDS ON IT.

TELL ME, HOW DID YOU COME UPON THIS WARHEAD?

( chuckles )

IT WOULD BE MORE CORRECT TO SAY

THE WARHEAD CAME UPON ME.

OH, IT ISN'T LUCAS AFTER ALL.

MRS. FOX, MAY I INTRODUCE...

VLADIMIR ZUKOV.

WE HAVE ALREADY MET.

YOU I.A.D.C. AGENTS TURN UP

IN THE MOST UNEXPECTED PLACES.

WHAT?

CARL?

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CONNED YOUR WAY IN HERE, MISS PRINCE

BUT YOU ARE TO BE COMMENDED.

AND YOU ARE TO BE COMMENDED, MR. ZUKOV.

MOST DOUBLE AGENTS LOOK LOUSY IN BUSINESS SUITS.

SHE'S WITH THE GOVERNMENT?

MOST UNFORTUNATELY FOR HER, YES.

KILL HER.

Como: IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.

LUCAS IS ON HIS WAY BACK.

THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THE MONEY HE'S CARRYING

IS BUGGED, SO HER PEOPLE CAN FIND US.

CAN'T YOU STOP HIM?

IF I CAN'T, WE CAN OUTRUN HIM.

LET'S MOVE OUT.

FULL SPEED AHEAD, MAXIMUM DEPTH.

MAYBE NEXT TIME, YOU'LL LISTEN.

ONE MORE WORD AND WHATEVER HAPPENS TO HER, HAPPENS TO YOU.

( sonar pinging )

( phone ringing )

YEAH?

LUCAS, THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE OF PLAN.

GET RID OF THE MONEY AND STAY AWAY FROM THE DOCK.

PROBLEM?

DO AS I SAY.

GET RID OF THE MONEY AND STAND BY FOR FURTHER WORD.

By the way, you might be followed, so be careful.

GOT IT.

DIANA'S IN TROUBLE.

AND THAT'S THE ONLY CLUE WE'VE GOT AS TO WHERE SHE IS.

WELL, THAT TAKES CARE OF ONE PROBLEM.

NOW FOR THE OTHER.

ALLOW ME.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT IN HERE?

SHE'S RIGHT.

BULLETS HAVE A RATHER ANNOYING TENDENCY

TO RICOCHET IN SUBMARINES.

THEREFORE, MY DEAR, IF YOU'LL STEP THIS WAY, PLEASE.

JUST WHEN WE WERE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

I KNOW YOU JUST ABOUT AS WELL AS I WANT TO.

WELL, I COULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU

EXCEPT THAT I'M STILL CURIOUS.

HOW DID YOU GET THE WARHEAD?

ILLUSION.

THE RESEARCH I UNDERTOOK, COMPLIMENTS OF OUR GOVERNMENT

WENT INTO THE PERFECTING OF THE ART OF ILLUSION.

NOW I'M CAPITALIZING ON IT.

YOUR RESEARCH FOCUSED ON HOLOGRAPHY.

SO THAT FLYING SAUCER THE PILOT SAW

WAS REALLY A HOLOGRAM YOU CREATED WITH LASERS.

THE ILLUSION OF IMMINENT DOOM SO FRIGHTENED THE MAN

THAT HE JETTISONED HIS CARGO RIGHT INTO MY LAP.

BUT THIS, I'M AFRAID, IS NO ILLUSION.

GET IN, MISS...

PRINCE, DIANA PRINCE.

INDEED.

IN THERE.

YES.

GOOD-BYE, DIANA PRINCE.

THE WATER PRESSURE OUTSIDE WILL CRUSH HER INSTANTLY.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE WAIT.

FOR WHAT?

FOR HER TO HAVE US ALL IN PRISON?

GET RID OF HER.

( sonar pinging )

CARE TO DO THE HONORS?

DELIGHTED.

( air lock hisses )

( thunderclap )

Como: THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER INTERRUPTIONS, GENTLEMEN

I ASSURE YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU RESUME YOUR BIDDING?

WITH PLEASURE.

( alarm beeping )

WHAT'S, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

SOMETHING'S IN THE AIR LOCK.

PARTY'S OVER, BOYS.

USE THIS.

ANY MORE TOYS, COMO?

GOOD... THE COAST GUARD MUST HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA

OF WHERE WE ARE BY NOW

SO WE MIGHT AS WELL HEAD BACK TO LONG BEACH.

( carousel music playing in background )

( gun firing )

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

THAT CAPTAIN LOUIE OUGHT TO BE ARRESTED

FOR DEFRAUDING THE PUBLIC AS WELL.

I'VE NEVER SEEN RIFLE SIGHTS

SO MISADJUSTED IN MY LIFE.

WHAT DID, UH, THE SOVIETS HAVE TO SAY

ABOUT MR. ZUKOV?

I DOUBT THEY KNEW HE WAS WORKING WITH COMO ANY MORE THAN WE DID.

WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT MR. ZUKOV

WAS WHAT THEY SAID ABOUT THE WHOLE AFFAIR... NOTHING.

SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOUT THE SIGHTS?

PROBABLY ALL THEY'RE INTERESTED IN

IS GETTING THEIR WARHEAD BACK.

THEY'LL GET IT BACK EVENTUALLY

WITH A STRONG REPRIMAND, I WOULD IMAGINE.

AND A WARNING.

THAT CANISTER WAS LEAKING RADIATION.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEOPLE IN THE SUB?

THEY'VE ALL BEEN CHECKED OUT; THEY'RE OKAY.

NOT ENOUGH OF A DOSE TO HURT ANYONE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET SOME DINNER?

GREAT. YOUR CAR OR MINE?

MINE-- PICK YOU UP IN A MINUTE.

ALRIGHT.

* WONDER WOMAN

* WONDER WOMAN

* WONDER WOMAN.