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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,625 --> 00:00:02,125 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:20,708 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 3 00:00:25,458 --> 00:00:28,708 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 4 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:36,208 ♪ Suckin' jimmy, I want that money ♪ 5 00:00:36,208 --> 00:00:40,583 ♪ Fuck >>> pump that weenie ♪ 6 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,208 ♪ Pulse up to me, I'm so dreamy ♪ 7 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:46,583 ♪ I'm so dreamy, windows steamy ♪ 8 00:00:46,583 --> 00:00:48,834 ♪ I'm your fuckin' genie ♪ 9 00:00:48,834 --> 00:00:52,667 ♪ Thrust my butthole, my pussy throttle ♪ 10 00:00:52,667 --> 00:00:56,792 ♪ Want that weenie, fuckin' genie ♪ 11 00:00:56,792 --> 00:01:00,291 ♪ Pump that weenie, porno sex show ♪ 12 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:05,500 ♪ Watch that ho saying "A-boo daba, baby" ♪ 13 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:09,375 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 14 00:01:09,375 --> 00:01:11,875 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 15 00:01:11,875 --> 00:01:17,375 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 16 00:01:17,375 --> 00:01:21,417 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 17 00:01:21,417 --> 00:01:25,583 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 18 00:01:25,583 --> 00:01:29,500 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 19 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:33,542 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 20 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:35,250 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 21 00:01:35,250 --> 00:01:40,166 ♪ I'm your suckin' genie, want that weenie ♪ 22 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:44,375 ♪ Fuckin' genie, pump that wee-wee ♪ 23 00:01:44,375 --> 00:01:47,417 ♪ Tube steak candy, cracked and blurry ♪ 24 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:52,291 ♪ Your cock so plenty, want that dickie ♪ 25 00:01:52,291 --> 00:01:56,083 ♪ That's so tasty, my coffee candy ♪ 26 00:01:56,083 --> 00:02:00,208 ♪ Squirt so sticky, tastes so dandy ♪ 27 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:04,250 ♪ Heart my >>>>, feeling filthy ♪ 28 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:08,792 ♪ 12-inch chubby, saying "A-boo daba, baby" ♪ 29 00:02:08,792 --> 00:02:13,667 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 30 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:17,625 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 31 00:02:17,625 --> 00:02:21,458 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 32 00:02:21,458 --> 00:02:24,166 ♪ Give me a sign ♪ 33 00:02:41,792 --> 00:02:43,291 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 34 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,291 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 35 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:53,375 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 36 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:19,417 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh ♪ 37 00:03:19,417 --> 00:03:25,250 ♪ Ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, oh-ohh, uh-huh ♪ 38 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:27,708 ♪ Ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky, ooh ♪ 39 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,208 ♪ Uh-huh ♪ 40 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:35,083 ♪ Ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, oh-ohh, uh-huh ♪ 41 00:03:35,083 --> 00:03:37,875 ♪ Ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 42 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,125 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 43 00:03:46,792 --> 00:03:47,917 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 44 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:52,875 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 45 00:03:56,583 --> 00:03:57,458 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 46 00:04:01,166 --> 00:04:01,542 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 47 00:04:16,625 --> 00:04:21,583 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 48 00:04:21,583 --> 00:04:26,500 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh-uh-uh uhh, chicky-chicky ♪ 49 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:32,250 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 50 00:04:32,250 --> 00:04:35,500 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh-uh-uh uhh, chicky-chicky ♪ 51 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:44,250 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 52 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:49,083 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 53 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:53,959 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 54 00:04:57,834 --> 00:04:58,959 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 55 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:23,708 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 56 00:05:23,708 --> 00:05:27,625 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 57 00:05:27,625 --> 00:05:32,542 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 58 00:05:32,542 --> 00:05:37,500 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 59 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,000 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 60 00:05:46,792 --> 00:05:47,917 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 61 00:05:51,792 --> 00:05:52,542 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 62 00:05:56,291 --> 00:05:56,667 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 63 00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:01,500 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 64 00:06:05,959 --> 00:06:07,333 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 65 00:06:11,125 --> 00:06:11,500 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 66 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:21,625 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 67 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:25,708 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 68 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:32,375 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 69 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:35,583 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 70 00:06:40,708 --> 00:06:41,583 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 71 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:45,542 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 72 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:50,625 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 73 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,375 ♪ Chicky-chicky ♪ 74 00:07:14,542 --> 00:07:21,333 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 75 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:25,458 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 76 00:07:25,458 --> 00:07:30,917 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 77 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:35,208 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 78 00:07:35,208 --> 00:07:40,792 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 79 00:07:40,792 --> 00:07:44,792 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 80 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:49,750 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 81 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:54,583 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 82 00:07:54,583 --> 00:08:00,542 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 83 00:08:00,542 --> 00:08:04,542 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 84 00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:10,041 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 85 00:08:10,041 --> 00:08:14,417 ♪ Uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh, chicky-chicky ♪ 86 00:08:14,417 --> 00:08:18,166 ♪ Ooh, uh-huh, ooh, uh uh-uh-uh uh ohh-ohh ♪ 87 00:08:18,166 --> 00:08:21,875 ( moaning, grunting ) 88 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:24,750 Oh, yeah. ( moaning ) 89 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:30,333 Ooh... ooh. 90 00:08:30,333 --> 00:08:34,250 ( static crackling ) 91 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:35,667 Ohh! There! There it is, Professor. 92 00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:37,417 - Do you see it? - Yes, yes, I can. 93 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,792 Doctor, these images are fantastic. 94 00:08:39,792 --> 00:08:42,166 It bears out your theory to the letter. 95 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:43,708 ( static crackling ) 96 00:08:43,708 --> 00:08:46,667 I thought you'd like to see it for yourself. 97 00:08:49,166 --> 00:08:52,834 Incredible. It seems to have a life all its own. 98 00:08:52,834 --> 00:08:54,291 That it does. 99 00:08:54,291 --> 00:08:56,959 And because it continually searches fiercely 100 00:08:56,959 --> 00:08:58,250 for sexual encounters, 101 00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:01,333 I've lovingly nicknamed it the "sexipede." 102 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:02,667 I can understand why. 103 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,375 It seems to live off the energy 104 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:06,250 of the human libido. 105 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:08,750 Okay, here's the problem. 106 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,708 The moment the sexual encounter concludes, 107 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:14,417 it dematerializes, as if it never existed. 108 00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:16,542 - Amazing. - Mm-hmm. 109 00:09:17,917 --> 00:09:19,834 ( static crackling ) 110 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:29,125 That was incredible. 111 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:30,041 We aim to please, baby. 112 00:09:30,041 --> 00:09:33,208 That's what the Sexy Spa is all about. 113 00:09:33,208 --> 00:09:33,792 When are you available again? 114 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:36,166 Call anytime, sweetie. 115 00:09:36,166 --> 00:09:37,583 For you, we'll get you in. 116 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:39,750 That's what I like to hear. 117 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:42,417 Tell your boss I'm applying for a deluxe membership. 118 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:45,208 Thanks so much, darling. 119 00:09:45,208 --> 00:09:47,750 I hope to see you again soon, okay? 120 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:48,708 Count on it. 121 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:53,792 Remarkable, Doctor. 122 00:09:53,792 --> 00:09:55,583 We have to announce our findings 123 00:09:55,583 --> 00:09:57,583 to the scientific community at once. 124 00:09:57,583 --> 00:09:58,667 Oh, not so fast, Professor. 125 00:09:58,667 --> 00:10:01,166 I'd like to do some more research. 126 00:10:01,166 --> 00:10:04,542 I don't understand. You've shown me undeniable proof that-- 127 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:06,375 That during intercourse something odd 128 00:10:06,375 --> 00:10:10,083 and heretofore unknown appears inside the human body? ( scoffs ) 129 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:12,208 But to me, this is very impressive. 130 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:13,875 You know what would be more impressive 131 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:16,917 is if I could find out exactly what it is, 132 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,625 somehow extract it, 133 00:10:18,625 --> 00:10:20,000 and then study it for more detailed information 134 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,458 and how it affects the human body during lovemaking. 135 00:10:23,458 --> 00:10:25,583 - Won't that pose a challenge? - Perhaps. 136 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,750 But, if I could get one of our clients 137 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:32,125 or workers here at the spa to volunteer for an erotic exam, 138 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,291 then I could study it for detailed information. 139 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:36,959 Be careful, Doctor. 140 00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:38,166 You're playing with the unknown here. 141 00:10:38,166 --> 00:10:42,125 If this sexipede of yours gets loose in a place like this, 142 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:44,083 no telling what would happen. 143 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:45,333 Don't worry, Professor. 144 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,125 I'll be very wary of the dangers. 145 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:48,792 Good. Keep me posted. 146 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:51,583 Trust me. I've got it all under control. 147 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:54,125 Fine. Then you'll meet me in my office after. 148 00:10:54,125 --> 00:10:54,834 We'll go over the day's notes. 149 00:10:54,834 --> 00:10:56,291 Don't worry, I will be there. 150 00:10:56,291 --> 00:10:58,708 Fine. Till then. 151 00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:03,667 - ( cell phone rings ) - ( groans ) 152 00:11:03,667 --> 00:11:04,333 I know what you're gonna say, Kayla, 153 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,625 I'm late for my 1:00. 154 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,792 Actually, Doctor, Professor Jones asked 155 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,500 if you could take his next appointment. 156 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,500 He said he's stuck in a meeting till at least 2:00. 157 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:14,417 Well, that's funny. 158 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:16,000 He was just here and he didn't mention anything about a meeting. 159 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,333 Well, that's what he told me right before lunch. 160 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,083 Okay, well, all right. 161 00:11:20,083 --> 00:11:21,625 Just tell her I'll be with her 162 00:11:21,625 --> 00:11:23,500 as soon as I finish debriefing Lucy. 163 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,708 Kayla: Will do. 164 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,667 Excuse me, Mrs. Reid. 165 00:11:32,667 --> 00:11:34,500 I just spoke with Professor Jones 166 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,542 and he wanted me to let you know 167 00:11:35,542 --> 00:11:38,583 that our other on-site physician, Dr. Anderson, 168 00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,500 will be able to see you in about 20 minutes. 169 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,959 Thank you, but I don't think I can wait that long. 170 00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:45,834 Please. I can see that you're very pent up, 171 00:11:45,834 --> 00:11:49,375 and if you came to Sexy Spa to relax and unwind, 172 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:52,458 I just know there is a very good chance 173 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,333 that Dr. Anderson can help you. 174 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:55,667 I've seen her work wonders 175 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:58,000 with other women just like yourself. 176 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,083 Yeah. I don't know. 177 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:03,375 Look, you came this far and you waited this long. 178 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:04,500 At least talk to her. 179 00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,291 I suppose you're right. 180 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,041 Of course I'm right. 181 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:09,834 Now, come with me. 182 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,917 I think you could use a drink. 183 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,375 Well, Doctor, how did it go? 184 00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,834 I think your client was very happy. 185 00:12:33,834 --> 00:12:35,750 No, silly, I mean the experiment. 186 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:38,959 - Did it appear again? - Oh, yes. 187 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,625 Oh, and this time Professor Jones was there to witness it. 188 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:43,834 He was quite astounded. 189 00:12:43,834 --> 00:12:46,083 That's so cool! What does the sexipede look like? 190 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:47,375 Does it have fins and teeth and stuff? 191 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,834 Oh, not quite. 192 00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:52,417 More like a night crawler on steroids. 193 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:54,417 Wow! Wish I could see mine. 194 00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,083 Actually, you can. 195 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,625 I taped the whole thing in high definition. 196 00:12:58,625 --> 00:13:00,375 Come by after your shift. I'll show it to you. 197 00:13:00,375 --> 00:13:01,917 That's so rad! 198 00:13:01,917 --> 00:13:04,917 So, did you figure out what "it" is? 199 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,959 Well, I've been doing some thinking, 200 00:13:06,959 --> 00:13:09,208 and I think it might-- now, I say might-- 201 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,250 be some kind of creature 202 00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:14,583 that's manifested by our brain's sexual energy. 203 00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:15,959 I don't understand. 204 00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:18,250 Okay, well, think about it this way: 205 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:18,834 every time we get horny, 206 00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:21,792 this sexipede comes out, 207 00:13:21,792 --> 00:13:24,125 and as our urges get stronger, 208 00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:25,458 so does the creature 209 00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:27,792 until only an orgasm can quell it 210 00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,708 and diminish it into nothingness. 211 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,000 And you say it's in all of us? 212 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,208 Oh, yeah, probably since puberty. 213 00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,542 Makes me proud to be part of medical history and all. 214 00:13:36,542 --> 00:13:38,208 Oh, Lucy. 215 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:42,041 You're the perfect volunteer for my sexual experiment. 216 00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:46,333 You're always so open to fresh experiences and new things. 217 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,291 - What do you mean? - Hmm, I think it's about time 218 00:13:48,291 --> 00:13:52,667 for you to explore your sensual side with another woman. 219 00:13:52,667 --> 00:13:55,041 I've never done that before. 220 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:56,750 I mean, I've thought about it, 221 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,291 but it's always been more of a sexual fantasy. 222 00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:02,625 Well, I think that we should make that a real experience now. 223 00:14:02,625 --> 00:14:04,542 You mean...? 224 00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:08,083 Yes, I believe it's time for that bugger to come out again. 225 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,542 ( both chuckling ) 226 00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,291 ♪ Ask for me ♪ 227 00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:18,500 ♪ Ask for me ♪ 228 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,458 ♪ Ask for me ♪ 229 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:23,500 ♪ Ask for me ♪ 230 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,708 ♪ Ask for me ♪ 231 00:14:25,708 --> 00:14:27,625 ♪ Ask for me ♪ 232 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:30,041 ♪ Ask for me ♪ 233 00:14:30,041 --> 00:14:31,166 ♪ Ask for me ♪ 234 00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,083 ♪ Ask for me ♪ 235 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,583 - 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I have to say, I love the personal service here. 353 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,375 ( chuckles ) 354 00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:00,834 Okay, so it says here on your application 355 00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:02,625 that you are looking to renew your marriage 356 00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:04,583 by joining the spa as a couple? 357 00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:07,708 Yeah. I saw your commercial on TV, 358 00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:10,542 and I thought what a great place to keep our love vows alive. 359 00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:13,792 So what's the problem at the moment? 360 00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,041 Well, I guess it started about five years ago. 361 00:26:15,041 --> 00:26:19,041 I met Mark through one of those online dating services. 362 00:26:19,041 --> 00:26:20,583 It's gonna sound a little cliché, 363 00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:23,708 but it was love at first sight. 364 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:27,083 The moment we met, we were connected. 365 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:27,917 He put me up on a pedestal. 366 00:26:27,917 --> 00:26:31,667 Whatever my heart desired, I got-- 367 00:26:31,667 --> 00:26:35,959 fine jewelry, clothes, a Mercedes. 368 00:26:35,959 --> 00:26:38,083 You name it, I got it. 369 00:26:38,083 --> 00:26:40,083 He's a lobbyist in Washington, 370 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:43,542 - so money wasn't an issue. - So what is the issue? 371 00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:45,917 I guess it's our sexual relationship. 372 00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:49,417 - It's stuck in first gear. - So what you're telling me 373 00:26:49,417 --> 00:26:51,583 is that you make love strictly by the numbers. 374 00:26:51,583 --> 00:26:54,041 He doesn't like to vary whatsoever, 375 00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:55,083 let alone try something new. 376 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:58,542 Hmm. You know, you might be surprised, Diana, 377 00:26:58,542 --> 00:27:00,583 but a lot of women have the same problem. 378 00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:01,834 - Really? - Oh, yes. 379 00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:03,917 Professor Jones, the man who owns this spa, 380 00:27:03,917 --> 00:27:05,583 devotes an entire chapter to this problem 381 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:08,500 - in his latest book. - What's it say? 382 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,166 Well, according to the professor, 383 00:27:10,166 --> 00:27:11,542 when a man weds a beautiful woman, 384 00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:15,792 subconsciously he becomes more and more afraid of hurting her. 385 00:27:15,792 --> 00:27:18,625 And this can fester to the point of him 386 00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:19,625 thinking that she might walk out on him, 387 00:27:19,625 --> 00:27:21,542 either with a man or a woman. 388 00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:23,959 Hmm, that sounds terrible. 389 00:27:23,959 --> 00:27:27,583 Oh, it's a vicious cycle that can grow acute over time 390 00:27:27,583 --> 00:27:30,166 to where even a man who is sexually charged 391 00:27:30,166 --> 00:27:32,458 will refrain from having intercourse with his wife 392 00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:34,333 for fear of hurting her. 393 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:36,625 Well, Mark's not that far gone yet, 394 00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:37,792 but I could see that happening. 395 00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:40,750 - How so? - Well, the other night, 396 00:27:40,750 --> 00:27:42,708 we were about to make love, 397 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:45,834 and Mark immediately fell into his usual routine 398 00:27:45,834 --> 00:27:48,041 of turning off all the lamps. 399 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,333 But before he could, I stopped him. 400 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:53,708 I told him this time I want to do it with the lights on. 401 00:27:53,708 --> 00:27:55,750 I swear, he looked like a scared rabbit. 402 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,625 Doctor: Was he able to perform? 403 00:27:57,625 --> 00:28:00,000 Diana: Oh, he did fine, 404 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,667 but I could tell he felt nervous 405 00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:03,417 veering from the usual. 406 00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:05,708 ( music playing ) 407 00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:43,959 ♪ Who has got you, baby ♪ 408 00:28:43,959 --> 00:28:47,667 ♪ Down on your knees, it's time for confession ♪ 409 00:28:47,667 --> 00:28:51,208 ♪ Tell me, baby ♪ 410 00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:55,250 ♪ You're already happy if you're my possession ♪ 411 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:58,750 ♪ You can speak tonight ♪ 412 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:02,583 ♪ What's got you hypnotized ♪ 413 00:29:02,583 --> 00:29:05,875 ♪ Even lovin' right ♪ 414 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:09,959 ♪ I can see the fire in your eyes ♪ 415 00:29:09,959 --> 00:29:12,875 ♪ Lovesick, baby ♪ 416 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:17,208 ♪ I've got your hope tonight ♪ 417 00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:20,959 ♪ Lovesick, baby ♪ 418 00:29:20,959 --> 00:29:23,500 ♪ I've got the cure to make you feel all right ♪ 419 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:28,625 ♪ Lovesick, baby ♪ 420 00:29:28,625 --> 00:29:32,000 ♪ I've got your hope tonight ♪ 421 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,750 ♪ Lovesick, baby ♪ 422 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:39,000 ♪ I've got the cure to make you feel all right ♪ 423 00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:45,917 ♪ You see me coming ♪ 424 00:29:45,917 --> 00:29:49,625 ♪ Try to relax, have a glass of wine ♪ 425 00:29:49,625 --> 00:29:54,125 ♪ I want you, baby ♪ 426 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:57,792 ♪ Tied up in knots, now you're mine all night ♪ 427 00:29:57,792 --> 00:30:00,750 ♪ Playing with matches ♪ 428 00:30:00,750 --> 00:30:04,500 ♪ Now you've got a fire lit ♪ 429 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:08,834 ♪ You move me, honey ♪ 430 00:30:08,834 --> 00:30:11,625 ♪ Let me know you can't live without it ♪ 431 00:30:11,625 --> 00:30:16,583 ♪ Lovesick, baby ♪ 432 00:30:16,583 --> 00:30:19,750 ♪ I've got your hope tonight ♪ 433 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:23,875 ♪ Lovesick, baby ♪ 434 00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:27,208 ♪ I've got the cure to make you feel all right ♪ 435 00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:31,375 ♪ Lovesick, baby ♪ 436 00:30:31,375 --> 00:30:34,458 ♪ I've got your hope tonight ♪ 437 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:38,708 ♪ Lovesick, baby ♪ 438 00:30:38,708 --> 00:30:41,000 ♪ I've got the cure to make you feel all right ♪ 439 00:31:30,542 --> 00:31:34,000 ♪ Who's got you, baby ♪ 440 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,583 ♪ Down on your knees, it's time for confession ♪ 441 00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:41,166 ♪ Tell me, baby ♪ 442 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:44,083 ♪ You're already happy if you're my possession. ♪ 443 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:56,792 Diana: When it was all done, 444 00:31:56,792 --> 00:31:59,125 he was quick to douse the lights and fall asleep. 445 00:31:59,125 --> 00:32:02,083 It was like he was embarrassed by it all. 446 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,750 Doctor: Look, Diana, I have a plan. 447 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:07,125 Why don't you come back tomorrow with your husband at noon? 448 00:32:07,125 --> 00:32:09,834 He's usually working, but I could persuade him to take tomorrow off. 449 00:32:09,834 --> 00:32:11,917 Oh, good, because I have an idea 450 00:32:11,917 --> 00:32:14,708 that will instantly turn your marriage 451 00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,583 and your love life around forever. 452 00:32:16,583 --> 00:32:18,583 - What is it? - It's a sexual experiment 453 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,959 where I can stimulate your husband's sensory perceptions, 454 00:32:20,959 --> 00:32:23,125 bending them to suit your exact needs. 455 00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:26,417 Mind control? But isn't that dangerous? 456 00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:29,250 No, not under the spa's strictly controlled conditions. 457 00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:31,917 I can modify your husband's sensory perceptions 458 00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:33,917 and unleash that hungry tiger 459 00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:35,834 that you always knew was trapped inside. 460 00:32:35,834 --> 00:32:38,667 Sounds good. But why so soon? 461 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:41,583 Two reasons: the quicker I turn things around with your mate, 462 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:43,667 the quicker you reap the benefits in the bedroom. 463 00:32:43,667 --> 00:32:45,166 And the second reason? 464 00:32:45,166 --> 00:32:48,375 - ( phone rings ) - Oh, hold on a second. 465 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,166 Yes, Kayla? 466 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,417 Kayla: There's a bit of a complication 467 00:32:51,417 --> 00:32:52,708 out by the fire pit. 468 00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:54,125 - What's the problem? - Best to just come out. 469 00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:58,041 ( sighs ) Very well, then. I'll be right there. 470 00:32:58,041 --> 00:32:59,000 Sorry about that. What were you saying? 471 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,125 The second reason, and why at high noon? 472 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,583 Let's just say dramatic things happen 473 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,875 when the clock strikes 12:00. 474 00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:08,041 - ( chuckles ) - Oh, in the meantime, 475 00:33:08,041 --> 00:33:10,000 this is my personal brand of Spanish Fly. 476 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,125 Give him some of this in his meal 477 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,625 before you come see me tomorrow. 478 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,208 Thank you, Doc, but... 479 00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:18,583 - But what? - What if it doesn't work? 480 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:20,792 Oh, trust me, it will. 481 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:24,834 Thanks again, Doc. And could you tell your lovely assistant goodbye for me? 482 00:33:24,834 --> 00:33:28,000 She has quite the tongue. 483 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,291 And I look forward to seeing your husband tomorrow. 484 00:33:35,250 --> 00:33:37,333 I hate you. I wish you would get fired. 485 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:40,500 Go away! You don't need to work here anymore. 486 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,625 You ladies need to calm yourselves down. 487 00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:45,000 The clients can hear your catfighting 488 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,083 - all the way up at the spa. - I will not calm down, 489 00:33:46,083 --> 00:33:47,708 not till this Pocono Mountain slut 490 00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:49,333 takes back what she said. 491 00:33:49,333 --> 00:33:51,166 Slut? I'm not the one stealing other people's customers 492 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:53,834 with offers of half-priced happy endings. 493 00:33:53,834 --> 00:33:55,875 For the last time, I didn't steal any of your precious customers. 494 00:33:55,875 --> 00:33:58,166 It was a prearranged agreement. 495 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:00,208 You just didn't get the memo, you stupid whore. 496 00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:02,875 Oh, so now I'm a whore? Maybe I'll take some of your overflow 497 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,208 the next time things get too busy for you. 498 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:07,417 Now, now, there is no need for that. ( sighs ) 499 00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:09,542 - What's going on, ladies? - She thinks I stole one of her clients. 500 00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:12,375 Oh, and where did you get this defamatory notion, Mandy? 501 00:34:12,375 --> 00:34:17,125 - From one of the staff. - And who would that be? 502 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:18,208 - Sam. - I'm sorry, who? 503 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:21,125 - Sam Conway. - I thought so. 504 00:34:21,125 --> 00:34:22,625 So you decided to take a complete fabrication 505 00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,959 and spread it without consulting me or any of the staff? 506 00:34:25,959 --> 00:34:27,458 I'll have you know that you could have ruined 507 00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:30,000 - this fine young lady's reputation. - I'm sorry. 508 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,708 And I'll have you know that it was as Lucy said. 509 00:34:31,708 --> 00:34:33,041 I set everything up. 510 00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:35,834 I'm using this streetwalker fantasy 511 00:34:35,834 --> 00:34:38,333 to free up some of Mr. Saunders' inhibitions, 512 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:40,708 much like you're doing for Mr. Manicotti 513 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:43,834 - with your innocent schoolgirl technique. - Told you. 514 00:34:43,834 --> 00:34:46,875 And I'll also have you know that you're both helping me 515 00:34:46,875 --> 00:34:48,750 with a very important experiment, 516 00:34:48,750 --> 00:34:50,291 which, if it all goes as planned, 517 00:34:50,291 --> 00:34:52,083 which I know it will, ( chuckles ) 518 00:34:52,083 --> 00:34:53,667 we'll all be able to write our own ticket 519 00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:54,834 on the publicity gravy train. 520 00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:57,083 Look, I said I apologized. 521 00:34:57,083 --> 00:34:59,166 It won't happen again, I swear. 522 00:34:59,166 --> 00:35:03,083 Okay. Well, I expect you girls to play nice. 523 00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,375 Kayla, go clean these girls up. 524 00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:08,208 You heard her, girls. Let's hit the showers. 525 00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:16,834 ( music playing ) 526 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:28,750 ♪ Suck on this ♪ 527 00:35:29,792 --> 00:35:32,708 ♪ Ahh ♪ 528 00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:35,166 ♪ Suck on this ♪ 529 00:35:39,667 --> 00:35:43,083 ♪ Mmm, ahh, suck on this ♪ 530 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:17,291 ♪ Suck on this ♪ 531 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,917 ♪ Mmm, ahh, suck on this ♪ 532 00:36:39,166 --> 00:36:41,500 ♪ Ahh, suck on this ♪ 533 00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:05,125 ♪ Suck on this ♪ 534 00:37:07,875 --> 00:37:10,959 ♪ Ahh, suck on this ♪ 535 00:37:15,208 --> 00:37:19,208 ♪ Mmm, ahh, suck on this ♪ 536 00:37:57,834 --> 00:38:01,000 ♪ Suck on this ♪ 537 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:15,291 ♪ Mmm, ahh, suck on this ♪ 538 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:26,125 ♪ Ahh, suck on this ♪ 539 00:38:26,834 --> 00:38:29,500 ♪ Ahh, yes ♪ 540 00:38:31,959 --> 00:38:34,917 ♪ Suck on this ♪ 541 00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:37,959 ♪ Ahh, yeah ♪ 542 00:38:44,708 --> 00:38:47,583 ♪ Mmm, ahh, suck on this ♪ 543 00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:53,834 ♪ Suck, suck, suck ♪ 544 00:38:53,834 --> 00:38:56,000 ♪ Suck ♪ 545 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,333 ♪ Ahh, suck on this ♪ 546 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:08,917 ♪ Suck on this ♪ 547 00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:23,041 ♪ Mmm, ahh, suck on this ♪ 548 00:39:30,083 --> 00:39:34,125 ♪ Ahh, suck on this ♪ 549 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:42,208 ♪ Suck on this. ♪ 550 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,500 Uh, Professor, are you busy? 551 00:39:56,500 --> 00:39:59,375 Just working up some new stimulants 552 00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:02,542 for that lesbian couple on the second floor. Why? 553 00:40:02,542 --> 00:40:05,750 I wanted to talk to you about the orderly that you hired, Conway. 554 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:09,291 Sam? What's he up to? No good, I suppose. 555 00:40:09,291 --> 00:40:11,083 Not only is he causing unrest with the staff, 556 00:40:11,083 --> 00:40:14,291 but Mrs. Burke said that he came on really strong last time she was here. 557 00:40:14,291 --> 00:40:17,583 - That's not good. - No. 558 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:19,291 So, should I fire him? 559 00:40:19,291 --> 00:40:22,417 Lay down a stern warning but give him a second chance. 560 00:40:22,417 --> 00:40:25,458 Make sure he knows one more screw-up and he's out. 561 00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:27,542 Done. 562 00:40:27,542 --> 00:40:29,792 Do you happen to know where he is right now? 563 00:40:29,792 --> 00:40:32,583 Well, last time I saw him he was mowing the lawn in the back. 564 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:34,083 Okay, thanks. 565 00:40:37,917 --> 00:40:40,750 ( engine rattling ) 566 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:42,959 What are you doing way out here, Doc? 567 00:40:42,959 --> 00:40:44,708 - Turn off the motor. - What? 568 00:40:44,708 --> 00:40:47,250 - ( engine stops ) - We need to talk, Sam. 569 00:40:47,250 --> 00:40:49,667 - What's up, Doc? - Well, I hear from Mandy 570 00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:51,542 that you're telling tall tales about the patients again. 571 00:40:51,542 --> 00:40:53,708 - Not me, Doc. - Well, I'd appreciate it 572 00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:57,417 if you'd keep your mouth closed and your fly zipped. 573 00:40:57,417 --> 00:41:01,458 Consider it locked in the, uh, up position. 574 00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:02,792 Hmm. 575 00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:05,500 Well, you don't have to overcompensate, honey. 576 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:09,792 I mean, we all have to open up sometime. 577 00:41:09,792 --> 00:41:11,959 ( music playing ) 578 00:41:11,959 --> 00:41:13,542 Overcompensating how? 579 00:43:37,417 --> 00:43:39,792 Now that's what I call mowing the lawn. 580 00:43:39,792 --> 00:43:42,750 ( chuckles ) Very enjoyable, Sam. 581 00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:45,917 Oh, but I'd like to keep this between us. 582 00:43:45,917 --> 00:43:50,000 - Whatever you say, Doc. - And remember what I said about spreading gossip. 583 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,083 Whatever you want, Doc. 584 00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:52,375 Good. 585 00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:53,834 ( engine starting ) 586 00:44:01,792 --> 00:44:03,208 Mark, is that you? 587 00:44:03,208 --> 00:44:04,083 Who else are you expecting? 588 00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:05,417 Diana:Nobody. I'm in the kitchen. 589 00:44:05,417 --> 00:44:07,834 I'll be right in. 590 00:44:10,458 --> 00:44:12,500 - So? - So we're in. 591 00:44:12,500 --> 00:44:14,625 - When? - Get this-- high noon tomorrow. 592 00:44:14,625 --> 00:44:17,458 - What? - You heard me. 593 00:44:17,458 --> 00:44:19,125 They want to see us as soon as possible. 594 00:44:19,125 --> 00:44:19,875 What else did he say? 595 00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:22,417 Well, I didn't see Dr. Jones, 596 00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:24,875 just his associate, Dr. Anderson, 597 00:44:24,875 --> 00:44:28,583 and she claims that he was called into a very important meeting. 598 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:31,542 - You think she's in on it? - Hard to tell. 599 00:44:31,542 --> 00:44:33,041 She seems to know her stuff. 600 00:44:33,041 --> 00:44:35,583 She claims that she can turn your repression around 601 00:44:35,583 --> 00:44:37,750 with a quick jolt of mind control. 602 00:44:37,750 --> 00:44:38,375 Sounds fishy. 603 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:41,208 Fun, but fishy. 604 00:44:41,208 --> 00:44:43,834 Possibly, but it's too early to call her an accomplice just yet. 605 00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:50,667 - You think they're out there? - Someone is. 606 00:44:50,667 --> 00:44:53,083 I'd bet my life on it. They're watching, all right. 607 00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:56,583 Well, we ought to give 'em a good show. 608 00:44:56,583 --> 00:44:59,125 Careful! One more kiss like that 609 00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:01,333 and you're gonna blow our whole cover story. 610 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:03,417 Why? What did you tell 'em? 611 00:45:03,417 --> 00:45:06,542 - Just that you're afraid to get close to me. - ( chuckles ) 612 00:45:06,542 --> 00:45:09,542 That couldn't be farther from the truth, Officer Reid. 613 00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:11,625 Well, they don't need to know that, and shouldn't. 614 00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:12,708 We're just another unhappy couple 615 00:45:12,708 --> 00:45:16,166 in desperate need of sensual healing. 616 00:45:16,166 --> 00:45:19,041 Hmm, speaking of sensual... 617 00:45:19,041 --> 00:45:20,875 something smells good. 618 00:45:20,875 --> 00:45:23,959 That, Mr. FBI, is my simmering spaghetti sauce. 619 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:29,000 Wow! A policewoman who could actually cook? 620 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,000 Not only did I cook, but I made sure they saw me 621 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:34,542 put the Spanish Fly they gave me into one of your meatballs. 622 00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:36,959 Really? Interesting. 623 00:45:36,959 --> 00:45:40,166 They said it would help you think of new ways to satisfy me. 624 00:45:40,166 --> 00:45:43,291 ( chuckles ) Hon, I've been thinking of ways how to satisfy you 625 00:45:43,291 --> 00:45:44,542 since the first time we partnered up. 626 00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:48,500 Needless to say, I substituted a vitamin C pill instead. 627 00:45:48,500 --> 00:45:50,000 Are you sure? 628 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,417 If you're worried, you can skip the entrée 629 00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:54,458 and go directly to dessert. 630 00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:57,583 I was planning on it. 631 00:45:57,583 --> 00:46:01,583 - I meant the ice cream. - Oh, yeah, right. 632 00:46:01,583 --> 00:46:04,291 Here's to us. 633 00:46:04,291 --> 00:46:06,583 To us nailing them. 634 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:14,166 Mark, have you ever heard of a sexipede? 635 00:46:14,166 --> 00:46:15,458 - A what? - A sexipede. 636 00:46:15,458 --> 00:46:18,417 Sounds like something I would be watching on late night cable. 637 00:46:18,417 --> 00:46:21,875 Don't be silly. It was written right here on this memo. 638 00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:24,625 I lifted it from Dr. Anderson's desk. 639 00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:29,208 I looked on the Internet, nothing. Not one entry. 640 00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:30,417 Maybe it's a code? 641 00:46:30,417 --> 00:46:33,291 I think it's something more than that. 642 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:35,375 Hmm. 643 00:46:41,083 --> 00:46:43,208 ( phone ringing ) 644 00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:47,500 - Yes? -Well, they were talking in the kitchen for a while, 645 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,208 then they pulled the curtains. 646 00:46:49,208 --> 00:46:52,875 - Anything? -All is normal and consistent with their story. 647 00:46:52,875 --> 00:46:55,208 - Should I stay with them? - Better to play it safe. 648 00:46:55,208 --> 00:46:57,417 It all seems to track, but we can't let our guard down. 649 00:46:57,417 --> 00:46:59,500 Right. 650 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:04,458 All right, ladies, line up. 651 00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:07,125 It's weekly lingerie inspection. 652 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,500 Mmm, nice. 653 00:47:08,500 --> 00:47:11,458 All right, let's start with you, Lucy. 654 00:47:11,458 --> 00:47:11,917 Turn around for me, honey. 655 00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:18,375 Oh, Lucy. Beautiful backside, baby. 656 00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:20,166 Let's see your front. 657 00:47:20,166 --> 00:47:23,333 Mmm, love it up here. 658 00:47:23,333 --> 00:47:24,542 Too much cloth down here. 659 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,166 I want to see more skin next time. 660 00:47:26,166 --> 00:47:28,875 All right. 661 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,667 Next up, Kayla. 662 00:47:30,667 --> 00:47:31,542 Always gorgeous, baby. 663 00:47:31,542 --> 00:47:33,750 Give me a small turn. 664 00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:37,500 Slow. Ooh! Very nice. 665 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:40,500 Gorgeous. Mm-hmm. 666 00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:43,667 Very nice, very nice. 667 00:47:44,583 --> 00:47:45,792 One thing, though. 668 00:47:45,792 --> 00:47:47,834 Too much pink on your pink. 669 00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:50,291 Try another color next time. 670 00:47:50,291 --> 00:47:51,500 Ooh, Mandy. 671 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:52,750 Why don't you do a little spin for me? 672 00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:54,708 Oh, no, no, no. Too fast, baby. 673 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,959 Make it slow and seductive. 674 00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,583 Mm-hmm, work what you got. 675 00:48:00,583 --> 00:48:04,083 Very nice, very nice. 676 00:48:04,083 --> 00:48:06,083 Ooh. 677 00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:07,375 Oh, and these. 678 00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:08,667 Oh, just gorgeous. 679 00:48:08,667 --> 00:48:10,959 One thing, though. 680 00:48:10,959 --> 00:48:13,708 You have to remember to move slowly. 681 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:16,542 Slow is sexy. All right. 682 00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:18,625 All right, ladies. 683 00:48:18,625 --> 00:48:20,625 Present arms. 684 00:48:22,375 --> 00:48:23,458 My turn. 685 00:48:23,458 --> 00:48:26,125 ( music playing ) 686 00:48:29,959 --> 00:48:31,125 Hello. 687 00:51:35,750 --> 00:51:37,834 ( moaning, panting ) 688 00:51:37,834 --> 00:51:40,417 All right, ladies, uh, boss is happy. 689 00:51:40,417 --> 00:51:41,333 Let's call it a day. 690 00:51:47,667 --> 00:51:50,917 Wow. ( chuckles ) 691 00:51:50,917 --> 00:51:53,959 - Oh, Kayla, this is nice. - Hey, Doctor. 692 00:51:53,959 --> 00:51:57,917 So, it's been one hell of a day, hasn't it? 693 00:51:57,917 --> 00:52:00,000 Oh, you're telling me. 694 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:02,917 Between that schoolgirl fantasy that I ran this morning 695 00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:04,917 and that nervous Nellie Diana, 696 00:52:04,917 --> 00:52:08,417 I'm so ready to sit back and relax. 697 00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:09,834 Mmm, me too. 698 00:52:09,834 --> 00:52:14,333 That catfight down here earlier just drained me. 699 00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:16,000 ( sighs ) 700 00:52:19,375 --> 00:52:21,750 Looks like we've got an audience. 701 00:52:23,291 --> 00:52:25,125 Damn. I knew he'd come around. 702 00:52:25,125 --> 00:52:28,000 Who, Sam? He's not a bad sort. 703 00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,458 ( scoffs ) Funny girl. 704 00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:34,750 Um, but seriously, what do you know about him? 705 00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:38,125 - Why? You interested? - Just curious. 706 00:52:38,125 --> 00:52:41,333 Why, Doctor, you little devil girl! 707 00:52:41,333 --> 00:52:43,000 Kayla, stop it! 708 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,834 And just tell me what you know. 709 00:52:44,834 --> 00:52:47,291 Well, I did research his job application 710 00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:49,792 after he interviewed with Professor Jones. 711 00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:51,875 I guess he got his nursing degree 712 00:52:51,875 --> 00:52:52,875 while serving time in the Navy. 713 00:52:52,875 --> 00:52:57,166 - Wife? Girlfriend? - Per his W-9, single. 714 00:52:57,166 --> 00:53:00,166 - No attachments. - Hmm. ( chuckles ) 715 00:53:00,166 --> 00:53:02,458 - "Hmm" what? - Just "hmm." 716 00:53:02,458 --> 00:53:06,333 I swear, you physicians are such a secretive bunch. 717 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:08,834 Secretive? Oh, come on, that's a bunch of BS. 718 00:53:08,834 --> 00:53:11,458 No, seriously. 719 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:12,500 Why, just the other day, 720 00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,834 I had to access Professor Jones' medical records 721 00:53:14,834 --> 00:53:16,417 for a pharmacy call, 722 00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:20,166 and his computer files were missing. 723 00:53:20,166 --> 00:53:21,500 The folder was there, but it was empty. 724 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:25,750 - No way. - Way. I couldn't even find his Social. 725 00:53:25,750 --> 00:53:26,542 Okay, now that's odd. 726 00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:28,333 Well, make a note and talk 727 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:28,708 to the professor tomorrow morning. 728 00:53:28,708 --> 00:53:30,959 Will do. 729 00:53:30,959 --> 00:53:32,041 But in the meantime, 730 00:53:32,041 --> 00:53:35,291 my social security number 731 00:53:35,291 --> 00:53:40,166 is 269-69-69... 732 00:53:40,166 --> 00:53:42,792 Mmm, good number. ( moans ) 733 00:53:42,792 --> 00:53:45,375 ( music playing ) 734 00:58:06,375 --> 00:58:09,375 ( sighs ) Well, I really hate to leave you, Doctor, 735 00:58:09,375 --> 00:58:12,542 but I have to go prepare the fireplace 736 00:58:12,542 --> 00:58:15,291 in Mrs. Whitaker's room for her appointment tomorrow. 737 00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,917 - Oh, are you treating her? - Yeah, with Sam. 738 00:58:16,917 --> 00:58:19,625 Damn. Can't you pick someone else to help you? 739 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:22,625 I mean, Mrs. Whitaker and Sam don't really mix. 740 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:26,166 It'll be fine. He asked if he could assist with the massage. 741 00:58:26,166 --> 00:58:28,125 All right, fine, but be respectful. 742 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:32,041 Mrs. Whitaker has told us that she only comes here for sensual massages. 743 00:58:32,041 --> 00:58:36,750 She's told me more than once that she only enjoys sex with her husband at home. 744 00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:39,500 Gosh, what a drag that must be. 745 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:43,250 Kayla! Mrs. Whitaker is very powerful, 746 00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:45,917 very influential, and rich. 747 00:58:45,917 --> 00:58:47,125 Got it. Will do. 748 00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:48,834 You know, it's not really you that I'm worried about, 749 00:58:48,834 --> 00:58:51,667 it's more your partner and his raging hormones. 750 00:58:51,667 --> 00:58:55,542 Don't worry. I'll keep him in line. 751 00:58:55,542 --> 00:58:57,667 - Good girl. - And what about you? 752 00:58:57,667 --> 00:58:59,333 Are you still going through with your experiment tomorrow? 753 00:58:59,333 --> 00:59:02,417 Oh, yes. Everything's ready. 754 00:59:02,417 --> 00:59:05,166 Mrs. Reid and her husband should be here before noon, 755 00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:06,750 and if everything goes as planned, 756 00:59:06,750 --> 00:59:09,917 I will have captured the sexipede by mid-afternoon. 757 00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:12,583 Hopefully so. Just don't let it bite you. 758 00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:14,917 Doctor: Oh, on the contrary, 759 00:59:14,917 --> 00:59:15,792 I'm looking forward to that. 760 00:59:49,417 --> 00:59:51,750 Here goes nothing. 761 00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:53,291 How do I look? 762 00:59:53,291 --> 00:59:56,750 Like a very distraught husband in need of sexual therapy. 763 00:59:56,750 --> 00:59:57,708 Funny, I don't remember seeing any of that 764 00:59:57,708 --> 01:00:00,417 in the mirror when I was getting ready. 765 01:00:00,417 --> 01:00:03,875 Well, just remember how I avoided all your advances since we met. 766 01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:05,583 I'm sure you'll think of something. 767 01:00:05,583 --> 01:00:06,792 Touché. 768 01:00:06,792 --> 01:00:08,000 Do you think we're really gonna need these? 769 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,625 Probably not, but it's better to be safe than sorry. 770 01:00:11,625 --> 01:00:12,750 Got it. 771 01:00:22,625 --> 01:00:25,083 She's nearly half an hour late. Do you think she's gonna show? 772 01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:26,417 She'll be here, I'm sure of it. 773 01:00:26,417 --> 01:00:29,250 I say give her another five minutes then we call it a day. 774 01:00:29,250 --> 01:00:34,125 Be patient. Mrs. Whitaker is one of our most important clients. 775 01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:37,333 Okay, okay, but I am halfway into my lunch break. 776 01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:37,959 I could use a snack now. 777 01:00:42,250 --> 01:00:44,208 - Will these do? - Hummina, hummina. 778 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:47,583 Oof! Very sweet. 779 01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:48,792 No calories. Gotta love it. 780 01:00:48,792 --> 01:00:52,125 Save your appetite for later, big boy. 781 01:00:52,125 --> 01:00:57,125 So you see, it'll be like killing two birds with one stone. 782 01:00:57,125 --> 01:00:59,000 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 783 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,250 Let me get this straight. 784 01:01:00,250 --> 01:01:02,041 You want the three of us to have sex, 785 01:01:02,041 --> 01:01:05,959 turn things on so you can capture this sexipede? 786 01:01:05,959 --> 01:01:07,750 Put concisely, yes. 787 01:01:07,750 --> 01:01:09,875 You two will reap the benefits of having a sensual threesome, 788 01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:14,000 whereas I get to bring a heretofore unknown creature 789 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,375 before the eyes of science. 790 01:01:15,375 --> 01:01:18,708 Trust me, it's a win-win situation for everybody. 791 01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:19,667 Amazin'. 792 01:01:19,667 --> 01:01:21,250 Look, even if we believed you 793 01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:22,667 about this creature inside of us, 794 01:01:22,667 --> 01:01:24,625 how do you plan on capturing it? 795 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:25,959 We didn't come here for an invasive operation. 796 01:01:25,959 --> 01:01:29,750 Oh! No, no, no, no, no. There's no danger at all. 797 01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:31,834 You two will remain safe and untouched. 798 01:01:31,834 --> 01:01:32,917 - But how-- - Let me show you. 799 01:01:41,417 --> 01:01:42,250 As you can see, 800 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:44,500 I've got a small series of diodes 801 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,000 going down to my pelvis. 802 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,417 Each one gives off a small electric jolt. 803 01:01:48,417 --> 01:01:50,000 When I feel an orgasm coming on, 804 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:53,834 I simply take this remote, push the red button, 805 01:01:53,834 --> 01:01:56,208 - and the creature comes up and out. - Of your mouth? 806 01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:57,875 I know, it sounds outlandish, but it's not. 807 01:01:57,875 --> 01:02:01,375 When the creature comes out, I simply take it 808 01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:03,000 and put it into this terrarium. 809 01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:06,000 - Incredible. - Does Professor Jones know about this? 810 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,208 Oh, of course. He supports me and my work. 811 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:11,875 In fact, he thinks I might even be worthy of a Nobel Prize. 812 01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:15,583 - He being Nobel? - No, I mean noble. 813 01:02:17,625 --> 01:02:19,583 - Is he here? - Can we talk to him? 814 01:02:19,583 --> 01:02:21,583 Um, I think he's already left for lunch. 815 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:23,166 So, shall we try this? 816 01:02:23,166 --> 01:02:24,959 I mean, I've already set up cameras everywhere 817 01:02:24,959 --> 01:02:27,834 to record this momentous event. 818 01:02:27,834 --> 01:02:29,375 Well, um... 819 01:02:29,375 --> 01:02:32,375 Hey, let's go. 820 01:02:32,375 --> 01:02:34,125 - ( cell phone rings ) - Is it her? 821 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,583 Yes. Quiet. 822 01:02:36,583 --> 01:02:40,208 Hello, Mrs. Whitaker? 823 01:02:40,208 --> 01:02:43,417 Hi. Are you on your way? 824 01:02:43,417 --> 01:02:45,083 Traffic, huh? 825 01:02:45,083 --> 01:02:46,166 Well, we're holding the room for you. 826 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:49,500 Sam and I have had the room prepped since noon. 827 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:52,417 Can you ask her how long it's gonna be? 828 01:02:52,417 --> 01:02:54,375 So what are you thinking, 10, 15 minutes? 829 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:58,083 More like 30, huh? 830 01:02:58,083 --> 01:02:59,875 All right, well, we'll hold the room for you. 831 01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:01,750 I'll give her something to hold. 832 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:05,375 You can't, 'cause she's not here. 833 01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:06,625 Obviously. 834 01:03:12,083 --> 01:03:13,917 ( music playing ) 835 01:03:27,959 --> 01:03:31,875 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 836 01:03:31,875 --> 01:03:34,792 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 837 01:03:34,792 --> 01:03:38,000 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 838 01:03:39,792 --> 01:03:42,417 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 839 01:04:02,458 --> 01:04:04,667 ♪ Ohh ♪ 840 01:04:10,875 --> 01:04:12,125 ♪ Ohh ♪ 841 01:04:15,291 --> 01:04:17,708 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 842 01:04:19,041 --> 01:04:21,750 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 843 01:04:22,834 --> 01:04:25,542 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 844 01:04:26,959 --> 01:04:29,583 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 845 01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:33,125 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 846 01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:37,417 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 847 01:04:38,166 --> 01:04:41,500 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 848 01:04:42,750 --> 01:04:45,667 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 849 01:05:05,959 --> 01:05:08,959 ♪ Ooh ♪ 850 01:05:13,458 --> 01:05:15,041 ♪ Ooh ♪ 851 01:05:18,041 --> 01:05:20,625 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 852 01:05:22,083 --> 01:05:24,542 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 853 01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:28,125 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 854 01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:32,500 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 855 01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:54,917 ♪ Ooh ♪ 856 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:02,083 ♪ Ooh ♪ 857 01:06:05,125 --> 01:06:07,708 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 858 01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:11,875 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 859 01:06:13,458 --> 01:06:15,667 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 860 01:06:17,125 --> 01:06:19,792 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 861 01:06:21,041 --> 01:06:23,583 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 862 01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:27,625 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 863 01:06:28,834 --> 01:06:31,542 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 864 01:06:32,959 --> 01:06:35,583 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 865 01:06:36,333 --> 01:06:39,166 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 866 01:06:40,834 --> 01:06:43,208 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 867 01:06:43,959 --> 01:06:46,291 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 868 01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:51,250 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 869 01:06:52,834 --> 01:06:55,041 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 870 01:06:55,834 --> 01:06:58,166 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 871 01:07:00,667 --> 01:07:02,917 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 872 01:07:02,917 --> 01:07:04,708 ( moaning, panting ) 873 01:07:04,708 --> 01:07:06,875 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 874 01:07:08,542 --> 01:07:11,291 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 875 01:07:11,291 --> 01:07:13,917 ( moaning ) 876 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,667 ♪ Want it, want it, want it ♪ 877 01:07:20,208 --> 01:07:22,333 ♪ Want it, want it, want it. ♪ 878 01:07:25,750 --> 01:07:29,125 ( moaning, panting ) 879 01:07:35,875 --> 01:07:38,834 ( moaning ) Ahh, ohh! 880 01:07:38,834 --> 01:07:40,708 - ( buzzing ) - Oh, God. 881 01:07:44,875 --> 01:07:47,291 Aah! Ohh! Oh, my God! It's coming. 882 01:07:47,291 --> 01:07:49,792 ( monitor beeping ) 883 01:07:50,667 --> 01:07:53,333 ( gasping ) 884 01:07:57,917 --> 01:07:59,959 ( creature gagging ) 885 01:08:09,959 --> 01:08:12,375 ( hissing, gurgling ) 886 01:08:15,583 --> 01:08:16,667 I got it, I got it! 887 01:08:16,667 --> 01:08:18,625 I got it! 888 01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:20,583 I daresay not, Doctor. 889 01:08:20,583 --> 01:08:22,125 - I daresay not. - Professor Jones? 890 01:08:22,125 --> 01:08:25,583 What are you doing? Why the gun? 891 01:08:25,583 --> 01:08:28,792 I'll tell you why. That's not Professor Jones at all. 892 01:08:28,792 --> 01:08:30,417 - Is it? - Now, now, my good man. 893 01:08:30,417 --> 01:08:33,041 You two are not exactly who you say you are. 894 01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:35,667 - CIA, perhaps? - FBI. 895 01:08:35,667 --> 01:08:38,000 - Same difference. - You're not gonna get away with this, Grinsted. 896 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:41,083 What'd you say? Paul Grinsted? 897 01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:43,458 - That's right. - The rogue geneticist? 898 01:08:43,458 --> 01:08:45,125 - But I thought he was-- - Dead? 899 01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:46,291 Well, when you're wanted in over 20 countries 900 01:08:46,291 --> 01:08:49,917 for illegal cloning and failed mutations, 901 01:08:49,917 --> 01:08:52,125 you'll do almost anything to disappear. 902 01:08:52,125 --> 01:08:54,792 No one's disappearing tonight except you three 903 01:08:54,792 --> 01:08:56,000 if I don't get my hands on the creature. 904 01:08:56,000 --> 01:08:58,333 But Professor, you said-- 905 01:08:58,333 --> 01:09:01,041 I'd say anything to keep you experimenting, 906 01:09:01,041 --> 01:09:02,417 so you'd do all the hard work 907 01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:05,000 and then I'd just step in and take the bows. 908 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,542 And all the money, naturally. 909 01:09:07,542 --> 01:09:10,542 A little sex monster who makes everybody uncontrollably horny, 910 01:09:10,542 --> 01:09:13,959 lots of people would pay big bucks to have one of those. 911 01:09:13,959 --> 01:09:15,417 You son of a bitch. 912 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:17,708 Merely an accident of birth, Doctor. 913 01:09:17,708 --> 01:09:21,542 Now, if you wouldn't mind, would you put that creature in the terrarium 914 01:09:21,542 --> 01:09:23,208 and bring it over here? 915 01:09:23,208 --> 01:09:23,250 Slowly. 916 01:09:40,291 --> 01:09:41,542 Aah! Aah! 917 01:09:41,542 --> 01:09:42,291 ( gunshots ) 918 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:47,417 - What was that? - Sounded like gunshots. 919 01:09:47,417 --> 01:09:49,708 No, maybe it was the fix-it guy fixing the lawnmower. 920 01:09:49,708 --> 01:09:51,250 Crapped out on me this morning. 921 01:09:52,458 --> 01:09:53,375 Aah! Aah! 922 01:09:56,917 --> 01:09:59,458 ( screaming ) 923 01:09:59,458 --> 01:10:01,834 Something's hot in here. 924 01:10:01,834 --> 01:10:03,166 Ooh! 925 01:10:03,166 --> 01:10:04,500 Aaaah! 926 01:10:10,166 --> 01:10:12,333 All right, Grinsted, it's over. 927 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:15,166 Yeah. No more genetic mutations for you. 928 01:10:15,166 --> 01:10:17,375 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 929 01:10:17,375 --> 01:10:19,291 Oh, it's all right, Doc. I already got his gun. 930 01:10:19,291 --> 01:10:21,875 It's not the weapon I'm looking for, 931 01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,375 it's the creature, the sexipede. 932 01:10:23,375 --> 01:10:24,875 It's missing. 933 01:10:24,875 --> 01:10:25,875 Well, don't look at me. I don't have it. 934 01:10:25,875 --> 01:10:28,834 Me neither. 935 01:10:28,834 --> 01:10:29,750 All right, pal, move it. 936 01:10:29,750 --> 01:10:32,041 It's a long way from being over, cop. 937 01:10:32,041 --> 01:10:33,708 Mark: Oh, yes it is. 938 01:10:33,708 --> 01:10:35,500 Where you're going, there's only one experiment 939 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:38,000 and frankly, it's not quite my style. 940 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,500 - Now move it. - ( car door opens ) 941 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:41,375 Now where could it be? 942 01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:46,708 ( hissing, squeaking ) 943 01:10:46,708 --> 01:10:48,417 ( moaning ) 944 01:10:52,792 --> 01:10:55,500 ( music playing ) 945 01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:03,917 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 946 01:11:03,917 --> 01:11:06,708 ♪ Touch me here ♪ 947 01:11:06,708 --> 01:11:08,500 ♪ Touch me there ♪ 948 01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:11,959 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 949 01:11:11,959 --> 01:11:15,000 ♪ Kiss me here, kiss me there ♪ 950 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:19,542 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 951 01:11:19,542 --> 01:11:21,208 ♪ Touch me here ♪ 952 01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:23,500 ♪ Kiss me there ♪ 953 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:26,792 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 954 01:11:26,792 --> 01:11:31,000 ♪ Touch me here, touch me there ♪ 955 01:12:00,667 --> 01:12:03,208 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 956 01:12:03,208 --> 01:12:07,917 ♪ Touch me here, touch me there ♪ 957 01:12:07,917 --> 01:12:10,417 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 958 01:12:10,417 --> 01:12:15,375 ♪ Kiss me here, kiss me there ♪ 959 01:12:52,875 --> 01:12:55,333 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 960 01:12:55,333 --> 01:12:59,083 ♪ Excite here, deep in there ♪ 961 01:12:59,083 --> 01:13:02,166 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 962 01:13:07,708 --> 01:13:11,208 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 963 01:13:11,208 --> 01:13:14,000 ♪ Vibrate me here, vibrate me there ♪ 964 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:17,250 ♪ Everywhere ♪ 965 01:13:21,208 --> 01:13:23,875 ♪ Everywhere. ♪ 966 01:13:23,875 --> 01:13:26,417 ( exhales ) My Lord. ( sighs ) 967 01:13:26,417 --> 01:13:29,417 Something must have really come over me. 968 01:13:29,417 --> 01:13:31,208 Me too. 969 01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:36,166 Yeah. And I think I have a good idea what it was. 970 01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:38,625 ( hissing, squeaking ) 971 01:13:41,125 --> 01:13:43,500 ( music playing ) 67151

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