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'Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Talking Tough with Anupam Chaubey.'

'The celebrity I'm going to interview today'

'is loved and hated by the people of this country in equal measure.'

'I am Penthouse Pet of the Year.'

'Fuck!'

'Penthouse is an erotic magazine, isn't it?'

'A star needs a special name.'

'Karen, Karanjeet... Any suggestion?'

'Sunny.'

'I had called mother yesterday,'

'she said they had made no plans for today.'

"Happy birthday to you."

'Was that the only way'

'he could have found out how his family is?'

'You fulfilled all your responsibilities as a father.'

'You fulfilled all your duties.'

'How could you be so generous under these circumstances?'

'Go home and make sure mom and dad don't turn on the radio.'

'Now, only mother knows about this.'

'What will happen when everyone comes to know?'

'But you are vegetarian, aren't you?'

'No. I love big sausages.'

'Hear this. She is Jaspal's daughter.'

'Your daughter has chosen her path.'

'And all those who support her'

'won't be permitted to enter the Gurdwara.'

'Let's keep Karenjit Kaur out of it.'

'Forget her.'

'Now, tell me. Who is the real Sunny?'

'Is it the one sitting with me or is the one'

'who said she likes big sausages on the Richard Stone show?'

'Who is the real Sunny?'

Hello!

Hi. - Hey.

Oh, my!

This green room has turned into a place to shed tears.

Huh?

No, you don't need to think so hard.

You probably won't need to learn pure Hindi.

Hmm.

If you were offended by my questions

or my words, I'm sorry.

After all, as you say, I was just doing my job.

Right?

There's only two types of people that can hurt me.

Okay.

One is my family and friends

and the others are people I look up to,

people I actually respect.

And you sir, do not fit in any of those categories.

Respect!!

That's the key word, isn't it?

It's easy to say.

But earning it...

Sometimes it brings you such joy

that even a hundred thousand dollar cheque can't.

I just like it!

Excuse me. Hi

Hi! - Can I get an autograph?

I am a huge fan of yours - Sure.

What's your name? - Anisa

What does Anisa mean? - Umm, pure

Do you know that my real name Karenjit means pure too? - Really?

So can you please write, to Anisa from Karenjit instead of Sunny?

Sure.

Anisa!

Yes, dad. I'm coming.

I gotta go. Thank you

Welcome

Sit in the car.

Are we here for a stroll?

Then why are we here?

We are here for a morning walk.

At your speed, it will take an hour for us to complete one round here.

You walk at your speed and let me walk at mine.

Is there a new rule that the husband and wife

should walk at the same speed?

I wake up at 5 in the morning.

I will come here alone from tomorrow. You stay at home.

Fine. If I find something I like,

don't blame me.

I am just telling you in advance.

So, what you're saying?

Yeah. I mean he's just 13 years old.

And he's got all of them.

Penthouse, Playboy, Mystique, Cheri.

I mean, we've all been this age and used stuff like this.

But as a parent I feel, pornography should just be banned.

Oh ladies, the day is not too far away.

What do you mean? - I mean, you know Bruce Taylor?

He is an anti-porn lawyer

and he and Bush are planning to ban porn.

And for that, all we got to do is ensure that we vote for Bush.

Then Bush it is.

Yeah! Bush it is.

Okay.

Bush it is!

'That for America is chanting.'

'Bruce Taylor, Bush's anti-porn lawyer'

'recently met with the members of the Responsible Women of America.'

'And those women are about to be very happy'

'because George Bush is planning to outdo John Kerry'

'by banning pornography.'

Now that's a good morning

Maybe for you.

I am gonna find out whether mine's good in the next hour.

Okay, bye. - Okay.

Hey!

You think I am gonna get this.

Well, don't come back home if you don't

Wow!

Now I know what it feels like to have a boyfriend

who pays the half the rent.

Well, what does it feel like?

I just can't chuck you out like the last one.

Oh! Alright...

Good luck

Porn is sin!

Porn is sin!

Stop shaming your honour!

Stop shaming your honour!

Stop shaming your honour!

How about this? Okay.

Oh, my gosh!

No more porn!

Porn is sin!

Porn is sin!

I can't believe she's going in!

I wonder how many men she's going to get in once she's in.

Stop shaming your honour!

I'm sorry, Sunny.

As much as we'd love to sign you on to Vivid,

given the whole Bush nonsense it's just...

I am afraid it's a no.

But...

If on the 2nd of November that douchebag loses,

on the 3rd of November I sign off this deal with you

subject to terms and conditions.

Oh my gosh! Not you guys too.

Listen Steven,

you are one of the smartest businessman

in this entire industry.

Didn't Comcast make like 50 million dollars last year?

And CBS did this report. 50 percent guests at the Hilton, Hyatt,

Marriott and at Sheraton, all watch adult material.

That's like 70 percent of in-room profits. - I know

Yeah, but those owners are big contributors

to the Republican Party.

So can't you see what Bush did in his campaign,

is just bark to get the conservative vote.

I mean he can't bite the hand that feeds him.

At least not in his second and last term.

So why don't we stop beating around the Bush,

pun intended, and just make me an offer I can't refuse.

I mean he obviously agreed, right?

Um-hum. - Hmm.

And he also agreed to the girl-girl.

Yes, my love.

I categorically told him that I'll only do girl-girl

because I want to fulfil the burning desire

of my kinky boyfriend.

Which is?

To get it on with another girl.

Did you also use The Godfather line?

Yes, of course. Just like you taught me.

That's my Vivid's highest paid contract girl.

Hmm.

Okay. Why don't you open your cookie?

Let's see if even the Chinese fortunes smile upon you today.

Okay. But, I already had the most amazing day ever.

I mean what could be in here

that could be more amazing than that? - Yeah, you know.

Let's see.

Your ring looks nice. - Yeah.

But I don't understand this about foreigners.

They offer a ring when they propose.

And they exchange rings at the wedding.

There should be a novelty factor.

So, son!

What do you do for a living?

I am vice president

of marketing for an entertainment magazine.

Yeah. It's called Playtoy.

Is it the same kind of magazine

like the earlier one?

You know everything.

Son, look for a different job.

Why?

Bush is hell bent on banning these things.

So, there should be a back-up plan.

Wow, mom. You know a lot about the campaign.

Even mom watches the news now.

You won't want to have brunch when I give you a punch.

Shall we raise a toast?

Yes, I think we should raise a toast

I don't drink, Nate.

It's okay. You can just hold the glass.

To Gogu and Nate!

To Gogu and Nate.

Yeah! - Cheers!!

Sir, your jacket?

No, I am good, bro. - Okay, no problem.

Being single in LA sucks!

Especially when everybody around you is hooking up

or getting hitched,

and the only option for a single fuck like me

is to go to a local seven-eleven, pick up a magazine.

But I can't do that as well.

Who knows what I might get to see.

So what does a poor little guy like me do in such a situation?

Learn from the expert.

Hey!

Ready?

Are you serious?

That's your thing?

That's ridiculous!

What if she thinks I am gay?

I did the same thing to your sister, she didn't think I was gay

Well, my sister is not normal. I think we've established this.

Before her, I did it on like 16 other girls.

Works every time - Never gonna work!

If you tell that to Karen though, I'll tell your parents

about what you did with her autographed pictures

Nate!

Just relax, man! I am just joking, you know.

I know.

Now let's see here.

Okay.

That girl!

The trick will work on her.

Yeah. - Okay.

Go. - Get you another?

Later.

Yes, sir! What can I get you?

Yup. - Hmm.

Excuse me!

Do you by any chance know the name of the drink

that Carrie Bradshaw had in Sex and the City?

I'm not interested in watching a show about middle age women,

who talk about cocks and Chanels week after week.

Oh!

It's Cosmopolitan.

What?

Carrie Bradshaw's poison.

Is it your poison too?

It was for a long time.

And now?

And now, I'm eight weeks sober.

What are you doing in a bar then?

I'm testing myself.

It's some silly AA assignment I got.

To see if I succumb to my temptations.

Is it working?

The Cosmo?

Yeah!

But I have a feeling I might succumb to some other temptations tonight.

Can't believe it worked

Can I tell you something?

Um-hum.

Yeah - What?

Never had sex with a girl whose name I don't know.

I'm Tanya. - Sunny.

Nice to meet you, Sunny.

Yeah, very nice.

So, do you live here alone or are you sharing this apartment?

Why would I share my apartment?

You own this apartment?

No! Well...

Technically my dad owns it.

I'll get it when he dies.

Where is he now?

He's in Mexico on his honeymoon

And your mom?

My mom is in Seattle for the LGBT parade with her girlfriend.

Is that why you ended up in AA?

Aren't you getting a little bit too familiar?

I mean the next thing you know

you're gonna ask me who I'm voting for next week.

Bubbles, I told you,

we won't vote for Bush.

Strange! I can vote for anyone I want.

You can't force me.

But, Bubbles, Bush isn't fit to be the president of America.

If he becomes the president, it will lead to World War 3.

The world will be at war!

Let me make this clear.

If Bush becomes the president, he will ban pornography.

It will bring an end to our fight

with our family and society.

The conflict within us will come to an end.

I am waiting for that day.

I don't care about the world. To hell with everyone.

Let me do my work. Please don't disturb me.

'That would be twenty electoral votes away from the presidency.'

'The results should be in any minute.'

'And it seems like the defending champion'

'is set to rule America once again.'

'And we are just getting word he has won Florida's 25 electoral votes.'

'And that should put him over the top.'

'And yes the verdict is in. George Bush will become'

'the 43rd president of the United States of America'

'at 18 minute past 2 o'clock Eastern time.'

'The Responsible Women of America will be elated with this news.'

"I drove away in my truck..."

"I drove away in my truck..."

"I was on my way"

"when life took a turn and I lost my heart to someone."

"When life took a turn and I lost my heart to someone."

"I did not realise when I passed by my destination."

"I did not realise when I passed by another stop."

"For I had lost my heart to someone."

"When life took a turn and I lost my heart to someone." * Rambo Media Ltd *