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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:40,000 Resync to 720p WEB-DL version by OlyOrvablé™ 2 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:43,387 Australia... 3 00:00:43,661 --> 00:00:45,288 ..."The Land Down Under. " 4 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:46,854 Rugged... 5 00:00:47,498 --> 00:00:48,487 ... remote... 6 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:51,570 ... inhospitable and dangerous. 7 00:00:51,335 --> 00:00:53,895 Home to 20 million kangaroos. 8 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:58,804 But there is one who is more elusive and clever than all the rest. 9 00:00:59,110 --> 00:01:02,511 And his name is Kangaroo Jack. 10 00:01:04,548 --> 00:01:07,160 But my story doesn't begin in Australia. 11 00:01:08,853 --> 00:01:12,380 It begins 20 years ago, halfway around the world on a beach in Brooklyn. 12 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:14,152 That's me... 13 00:01:14,592 --> 00:01:15,957 ... Charlie Carbone. 14 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:20,960 Three things happened on this day that would change my life. 15 00:01:20,264 --> 00:01:22,630 First, was that my mom met Sal. 16 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,801 She hadn't dated much since Dad died, but I could tell right away she was interested. 17 00:01:27,972 --> 00:01:32,432 Why shouldn't she be? Sal Maggio was a respected member of the community. 18 00:01:32,610 --> 00:01:34,544 Well, feared and respected. 19 00:01:35,790 --> 00:01:36,569 Well, feared. 20 00:01:36,747 --> 00:01:38,647 And that's Frankie Lombardo. 21 00:01:38,816 --> 00:01:42,513 Fresh out of Juvenile Hall, where they named a wing after him. 22 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:45,484 Sal was grooming Frankie to take over the family business... 23 00:01:45,656 --> 00:01:47,988 ... a family I was about to become a part of. 24 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,924 The second thing that happened was that I met Louis Booker. 25 00:01:57,568 --> 00:02:02,280 Don't tell me. You got 75 cents in your back pocket. 26 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:05,400 You're wrong. It's a Captain Amazing compass. 27 00:02:05,943 --> 00:02:09,936 - How much you want for it? - It's not for sale. No way. Sorry. 28 00:02:10,314 --> 00:02:12,646 - Wanna play some ball? - No. You play ball. 29 00:02:12,817 --> 00:02:16,218 I gotta check this entire beach if I'm gonna make my car payment. 30 00:02:16,620 --> 00:02:19,200 - You've got a car? - No, but I will. 31 00:02:19,190 --> 00:02:23,240 Now, step aside. My uncle only rented me this metal detector for the day. 32 00:02:23,194 --> 00:02:24,559 - And the third... - Hey, kid. 33 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:26,889 ... most important thing that happened that day... 34 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:28,530 Go long. 35 00:02:28,232 --> 00:02:30,462 ... was that I went out for a 20- yard pass. 36 00:02:30,835 --> 00:02:34,202 Unfortunately, there was only 15 yards worth of beach... 37 00:02:35,339 --> 00:02:39,298 ... and a really strong undertow. And I couldn't swim. 38 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:48,108 Hey, kid! You lost your... 39 00:02:54,358 --> 00:02:57,200 Somebody help! I think there's a kid drowning out... 40 00:02:57,361 --> 00:02:58,623 I'll save you! 41 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,406 That one moment changed my life... 42 00:03:12,877 --> 00:03:15,380 ... because in all the years that followed... 43 00:03:15,246 --> 00:03:18,682 ... Louis was better at getting me into trouble than getting me out. 44 00:03:18,916 --> 00:03:22,181 A dreamer in search of treasure, who only found bottle caps. 45 00:03:22,353 --> 00:03:24,514 On that fateful day, Louis saved my life. 46 00:03:24,722 --> 00:03:25,711 You see this guy? 47 00:03:25,890 --> 00:03:27,500 And I never forgot it. 48 00:03:27,191 --> 00:03:28,180 He just saved your life. 49 00:03:28,993 --> 00:03:30,255 He wouldn't let me. 50 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,920 And now it's 20 years later. 51 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:36,797 My new stepfather, Sal, set me up in my own business: 52 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,935 A beauty salon. He did it for my mother. 53 00:03:39,536 --> 00:03:43,529 Of course, his goons come in every week and take 80 percent of the profits. 54 00:03:43,707 --> 00:03:44,969 That, he did for himself. 55 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:46,404 Hey, Carbone. 56 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:51,172 And Louis, the guy who saved my life, is now my closest friend. 57 00:03:51,348 --> 00:03:53,680 He thinks I can do a lot better than this... 58 00:03:53,851 --> 00:03:56,649 ... but he also thinks he looks like Denzel Washington. 59 00:03:56,820 --> 00:04:00,551 Toots, I was hoping you could ask Sal if I could keep a little extra this week... 60 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:02,453 ...to make improvements on the place. 61 00:04:02,626 --> 00:04:06,221 You wanna make improvements? Lmprove on what's in this bag next week. 62 00:04:07,698 --> 00:04:08,858 Look, man, I need a favor. 63 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,797 I just got this job delivering TVs, but my partner got sick. 64 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:13,970 He had one of those microwave chimichangas... 65 00:04:14,138 --> 00:04:16,402 Louis, why do all your stories start off this way? 66 00:04:16,573 --> 00:04:20,304 I need your help. If I don't get these TVs off the truck, man, I don't get paid. 67 00:04:20,744 --> 00:04:21,972 Oh, this sounds illegal. 68 00:04:22,246 --> 00:04:25,807 No, no, no. Charlie, this is totally legit, man. I know the guy. 69 00:04:25,983 --> 00:04:27,348 Just like you knew the guy... 70 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:30,681 ...who asked you to drive his dogs up from Florida. Remember him? 71 00:04:30,921 --> 00:04:34,550 I'm supposed to know a bunch of greyhounds were being used to smuggle diamonds? 72 00:04:35,893 --> 00:04:39,886 Look, man, I need your help on this one. Two hours, tops. That's all I need. 73 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,591 - This is really important for me. - Louis, you have a job. 74 00:04:43,901 --> 00:04:46,961 You call working in my uncle's meat market a job, Charlie? 75 00:04:47,137 --> 00:04:49,833 I sweep up cow guts and pig snouts all day, man! 76 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:51,975 I need a job where I'm treated like a man. 77 00:04:52,142 --> 00:04:55,407 Where I get some respect. Ain't that what Aretha said? "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"? 78 00:04:55,612 --> 00:04:58,479 Well, then, delivering TVs is definitely the answer. 79 00:04:58,983 --> 00:05:02,111 I'm dying here, man. I need your help. 80 00:05:03,153 --> 00:05:05,417 Louis, I'm busy here. Can't you see I'm busy? 81 00:05:05,589 --> 00:05:08,183 I was busy that day 20 years ago on the beach too, man. 82 00:05:08,492 --> 00:05:12,223 Did that stop me from saving this skinny little white kid from flailing in the surf? 83 00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:16,332 No, I stopped what I was doing, jumped in and saved this poor little white kid. 84 00:05:17,434 --> 00:05:18,696 Let's go. 85 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:21,393 You too easy. 86 00:05:23,474 --> 00:05:24,566 Hey there, Waffles. 87 00:05:24,842 --> 00:05:26,469 Got a kiss for your Uncle Charlie? 88 00:05:27,978 --> 00:05:29,570 Come on, man, what's wrong? 89 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,440 It's just so frustrating. 90 00:05:31,215 --> 00:05:33,615 You don't know how difficult it is to get anywhere... 91 00:05:33,784 --> 00:05:36,753 ...when Sal is your stepfather. - He bought you the beauty salon. 92 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,911 I barely keep enough to stay alive. 93 00:05:39,890 --> 00:05:41,887 If he was my stepdaddy, you know what I'd be doing right now? 94 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:44,789 I'd be: Come on, Charlie, break it down with me. 95 00:05:45,729 --> 00:05:47,526 Snake it. Come on, snake it... 96 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,923 It be a party, Charlie. Be a party. 97 00:05:52,503 --> 00:05:53,936 Pull over to the curb. 98 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,163 Louis, whose truck is this? 99 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:57,932 I can't be certain. 100 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,666 This is a stolen vehicle. 101 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:03,800 - Apparently, this is a stolen vehicle. - Oh, my God. 102 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,306 Pull over to the curb. 103 00:06:04,748 --> 00:06:06,579 Pull over to the curb! 104 00:06:08,819 --> 00:06:11,219 Louis, pull the truck over. Just tell them the truth! 105 00:06:11,388 --> 00:06:12,980 - Pull the truck over! - I can't, man! 106 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,520 I'm still on probation from that greyhound thing. 107 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,149 Come on, Louis. 108 00:06:18,162 --> 00:06:20,187 Watch out! Here we go! Okay! 109 00:06:20,364 --> 00:06:22,161 You're breaking so many laws right now! 110 00:06:22,332 --> 00:06:25,960 If we go to jail, I'll tell everybody you a hairdresser! 111 00:06:26,770 --> 00:06:27,964 Sidewalk, Louis! Sidewalk! 112 00:06:29,339 --> 00:06:30,806 Look out! Are you crazy!? 113 00:06:31,108 --> 00:06:32,575 Sorry! Excuse me! 114 00:06:32,743 --> 00:06:33,971 Red light! 115 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:47,647 That wasn't my fault! 116 00:06:50,928 --> 00:06:52,555 That was my fault. 117 00:06:53,797 --> 00:06:55,162 Coming through! 118 00:07:05,976 --> 00:07:07,341 Charlie. 119 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,170 Almost ripped my lucky jacket. 120 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:14,780 What a relief. I forgot you were wearing your lucky jacket! 121 00:07:20,924 --> 00:07:23,392 Big problem: Roadblock! 122 00:07:24,628 --> 00:07:26,186 Bigger problem! 123 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:29,162 Oh, no. 124 00:07:30,601 --> 00:07:32,262 What're you doing? Slow down! 125 00:07:33,170 --> 00:07:35,764 - We're gonna make it. Hold on! - We're not gonna make it! 126 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:48,140 Now, that's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about! 127 00:07:48,185 --> 00:07:51,814 I think the dog just peed on my leg. No, I think I peed on him. 128 00:07:51,989 --> 00:07:55,254 All units, intersection blocked. Suspects are at large. 129 00:07:55,526 --> 00:07:58,893 - Just pull the truck over, I am getting out. - You can't bail on me now! 130 00:07:59,620 --> 00:08:01,530 I gotta stash these TVs until the heat cools down. 131 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:04,292 Come on. We got six TVs left. 132 00:08:05,169 --> 00:08:07,865 Five. Come on, man, help me get this up. 133 00:08:08,939 --> 00:08:10,964 Hey. Is that Charlie? 134 00:08:11,675 --> 00:08:13,905 - Tommy? - What're you guys doing here? 135 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:16,944 - Your father didn't say you was coming. - Sal? 136 00:08:17,114 --> 00:08:19,309 Yeah, this is his warehouse. 137 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:21,141 - I didn't know. - You didn't know? 138 00:08:21,318 --> 00:08:22,376 I didn't know! 139 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:24,578 Hey! 140 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,913 You brung the heat here, Charlie. Are you crazy? 141 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:30,184 I didn't know, Tommy! I swear, I didn't know! 142 00:08:37,568 --> 00:08:38,865 Waffles, come on! 143 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,230 - Oh, damn! - Attention. 144 00:08:41,405 --> 00:08:45,102 This is the New York Police Department. We have you surrounded. 145 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,869 Come on, Charlie, hurry up! 146 00:08:48,712 --> 00:08:51,374 Waffles! She's frozen with fear! 147 00:08:51,848 --> 00:08:53,440 Surrender now! 148 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:56,850 - Get over there! Move! - I repeat. 149 00:08:56,253 --> 00:08:58,847 Come on, Louis, come on! What is wrong with you? 150 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:01,115 It's not my fault! Waffles is upset! 151 00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:06,251 Perhaps you should've thought of that before you took your dog on a crime spree! 152 00:09:06,763 --> 00:09:08,196 Come on, girl! 153 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:11,800 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 154 00:09:16,673 --> 00:09:18,641 Dead end, Louis. Dead end. 155 00:09:18,809 --> 00:09:21,300 No, it's not, Charlie. Look at this. 156 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:25,105 - Think I got a way out. - You don't even know where that goes. No! 157 00:09:25,282 --> 00:09:26,306 We can do this. 158 00:09:31,421 --> 00:09:34,150 You can stay here if you want. I'm going down that chute! 159 00:09:34,191 --> 00:09:35,556 I love you, Mama! 160 00:09:40,931 --> 00:09:42,193 Louis? 161 00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:02,785 - Not over here. - Where'd they go? 162 00:10:02,953 --> 00:10:06,252 We lost them. Standing by for further instructions. Over. 163 00:10:07,157 --> 00:10:09,625 Anything else you'd like me to help you with today? 164 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:12,455 No, that's pretty much it. 165 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:20,566 In what police are calling one of the largest seizures of stolen goods... 166 00:10:20,737 --> 00:10:23,137 ... in the history of New York City... 167 00:10:23,307 --> 00:10:28,939 ... thieves inexplicably led police to a treasure trove of stolen cars, furs, paintings... 168 00:10:30,614 --> 00:10:34,243 Louis Booker, you degenerate moron. 169 00:10:34,418 --> 00:10:37,717 Were these Medieval times and you a knight in shining armor... 170 00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:41,483 ...you would, I have no doubt, slay the maiden and save the dragon. 171 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,588 Waffles! 172 00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:48,162 - Sal, if we could explain... - As for you, Charlie... 173 00:10:48,332 --> 00:10:50,698 ...after the tragic death of your father... 174 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:53,995 ...I married your mother, promising her I would raise you as my own. 175 00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:57,663 You chose not to take the Maggio name. I did not complain. 176 00:10:57,841 --> 00:11:01,242 And when you wanted to go to beauty school... 177 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:05,313 ...as boys who lose their fathers early in life often do... 178 00:11:05,482 --> 00:11:08,383 ...I did not snivel at your intentions, did I? 179 00:11:08,552 --> 00:11:11,248 - No, Salvatore, you did not. In fact... - In fact... 180 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:15,915 ...I bought a beauty parlor so you could sit on your lazy butt all day. 181 00:11:16,727 --> 00:11:18,718 Four and a half million you cost me. 182 00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:22,558 Were you anybody else, you'd be dead by now. 183 00:11:22,733 --> 00:11:26,225 - Sal, we understand that you're upset. - It's not your fault. 184 00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:28,100 What? 185 00:11:28,972 --> 00:11:32,533 A lion can raise a mouse, but the mouse is still a mouse. 186 00:11:34,578 --> 00:11:37,877 And you, Charlie, are that mouse. 187 00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:40,676 Look at this. 188 00:11:40,851 --> 00:11:42,512 He takes it. 189 00:11:42,686 --> 00:11:44,119 Chicken blood. 190 00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:47,540 Excuse me, Sal? 191 00:11:47,224 --> 00:11:52,560 You said that he was a mouse, so that would be mouse blood, not chicken blood. 192 00:11:52,729 --> 00:11:53,787 Right? 193 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:57,263 Go on, Sal, I'm here if you need me. 194 00:11:57,868 --> 00:11:59,859 The salient point is... 195 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:05,406 ...I must continue to live with my lovely wife and tears on her pillow are a plethora to me. 196 00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:08,339 Anathema to me! You see what they got me doing? 197 00:12:08,512 --> 00:12:10,480 - I can't even talk straight! - Take it easy. 198 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,800 So... 199 00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:18,414 ...l'm giving you both another chance to redeem yourselves. 200 00:12:18,588 --> 00:12:21,560 - Thank you, we won't disappoint you. - No, we won't. 201 00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:23,215 Of that I'm sure. 202 00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:24,792 Frankie... 203 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,325 Hey, kid. Go long. 204 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:33,365 Why don't you fill the boys in. A mission of absolution. 205 00:12:33,537 --> 00:12:37,234 It's simple. You take this envelope to JFK Airport... 206 00:12:37,407 --> 00:12:40,774 - No problem. ...where you catch a flight for Sydney. 207 00:12:40,944 --> 00:12:44,209 Wow, that's... You know, Louis has got this thing... 208 00:12:44,381 --> 00:12:48,317 Yeah, my mama got the gout and if I'm not home to rub her feet... 209 00:12:48,485 --> 00:12:51,682 ...her ankles swell up and she can't take her house shoes off. 210 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,483 - This really isn't much warning. - You need a warning? 211 00:12:55,459 --> 00:12:57,120 - No. - Well, then... 212 00:12:57,294 --> 00:13:02,357 From Sydney, you take the Old South Road due north to a place called Coober Pedy... 213 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:05,296 ...where you meet a man named Mr. Smith. 214 00:13:05,469 --> 00:13:08,666 You give this envelope to Mr. Smith. 215 00:13:09,806 --> 00:13:14,175 Mr. Smith is expecting you no later than noon, local time. You will not be late. 216 00:13:14,344 --> 00:13:15,777 What's in here, man? 217 00:13:15,946 --> 00:13:21,770 You will not look in that envelope under any circumstances, understood? 218 00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:22,684 - I can't hear you... - Understood? 219 00:13:22,853 --> 00:13:24,480 Oh, yeah. 220 00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:29,782 Should you run into any problems, you can reach Mr. Smith at this number. 221 00:13:31,862 --> 00:13:33,193 Get out of here. 222 00:13:33,864 --> 00:13:36,833 I can't believe that stuff happened. I'm wearing my lucky jacket. 223 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,901 Lucky jacket? You've worn that jacket for over 10 years... 224 00:13:40,700 --> 00:13:42,561 ...and luck has never even remotely come near you. 225 00:13:45,342 --> 00:13:46,366 Australia? 226 00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:50,100 And then they're just gonna turn around and come right back again. 227 00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:52,614 - It won't be so bad. - Yeah, why not? 228 00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:55,813 We're canceling their return trip. 229 00:13:57,654 --> 00:14:00,384 - Louis, how much time we got left? - Fourteen hours. 230 00:14:00,557 --> 00:14:03,820 When is the food coming? I'm starving. 231 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:06,491 Don't even worry about that. I got you covered. 232 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,199 Are you, like, 4 years old? 233 00:14:12,369 --> 00:14:14,963 If you're not hungry, I can put these back in my pocket. 234 00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:18,500 Wait. I think I'll have this one. 235 00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:20,135 Good choice. 236 00:14:28,518 --> 00:14:31,419 What is that? And why is my mouth on fire? 237 00:14:31,588 --> 00:14:33,715 That's the new Super Atomic Jaw Buster! 238 00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,790 Extra hot! 239 00:14:37,193 --> 00:14:39,218 Are you trying to kill me? 240 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:46,796 There's nothing wrong with this! Stop acting like a baby! 241 00:14:48,710 --> 00:14:49,129 All right, let me up. 242 00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:53,700 - What for? - How many things could I have to do? 243 00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:56,672 My bad. 244 00:15:03,753 --> 00:15:06,278 Hey, how are you doing? 245 00:15:06,456 --> 00:15:07,787 Good. 246 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,836 Oh, my God! 247 00:15:26,610 --> 00:15:27,634 Charlie! 248 00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:32,214 - Someone's in here! - It's me, Charlie. Open up! 249 00:15:32,382 --> 00:15:34,350 - What? - Check this out. 250 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:37,247 - You're not supposed to open this. - That's, like, 50 grand. 251 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:40,480 Oh, my God. Something doesn't smell right. Look at it! 252 00:15:40,657 --> 00:15:41,919 I know, I'm looking! 253 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:45,653 I've never seen so much green in one little brown package! 254 00:15:45,829 --> 00:15:47,763 And now it's in my hands! 255 00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:49,421 It slipped out. 256 00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:51,490 Here, help me scoop it up. 257 00:15:51,668 --> 00:15:54,136 - This is one big load! - What a mess! 258 00:15:54,304 --> 00:15:57,273 - I just want to roll around in it! - Hand me the rest of the pile. 259 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,908 - Can I hold it? - No! Dump it in the envelope. 260 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,601 - Maybe we should flush it. - We're not gonna flush it. 261 00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:06,806 I'll put it in my pocket, leave this room, and take it to Australia. 262 00:16:06,983 --> 00:16:10,384 If you're gonna do that, give it here. Let me kiss it for good luck. 263 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:13,215 You're not gonna kiss it! It's bad enough you touched it! 264 00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:16,985 - Before you put it away, can I smell it? - Maybe later. 265 00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:20,619 No, no, no. 266 00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:22,662 It's not what it looks like. 267 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:32,897 Next, please. 268 00:16:34,511 --> 00:16:36,672 G'day, mate! G'day. 269 00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:41,617 Could you try not to draw the attention of the entire airport? 270 00:16:41,785 --> 00:16:43,820 Why? What's wrong? 271 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,517 The law states we're only allowed to have $ 10,000. 272 00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:49,523 We are carrying $50,000 of mob money. 273 00:16:49,693 --> 00:16:52,161 If they find it, I'm anticipating consequences. 274 00:16:52,328 --> 00:16:54,888 Like, perhaps, I don't know, let's say, prison? 275 00:16:55,198 --> 00:16:57,257 G'day, mate! 276 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,127 You know what? It's my fault. I didn't keep the sentences short enough. 277 00:17:01,304 --> 00:17:03,295 I heard you, Charlie, all right? 278 00:17:03,473 --> 00:17:06,442 Now, if you're worried, give me the money. I'll walk it through. 279 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,301 Okay. 280 00:17:08,478 --> 00:17:10,810 Let me see, put my fate in your hands. 281 00:17:10,980 --> 00:17:13,574 This is such an agonizing decision. No. 282 00:17:14,317 --> 00:17:16,114 All right, then. Just remember... 283 00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:19,881 ...the key is to act like you don't have anything to hide, all right? 284 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:21,216 Next, please. 285 00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:23,190 Watch the master. 286 00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:25,661 G'day! 287 00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:29,194 How are you doing? 288 00:17:29,365 --> 00:17:31,356 - Doing good. How are you? - I'm all right. 289 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:35,564 Hit it up top! 290 00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:41,605 There we go. There we go. 291 00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:43,570 G'day, mate. 292 00:17:47,517 --> 00:17:48,882 Next, please. 293 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:55,980 G'day, mate. 294 00:17:57,393 --> 00:18:00,885 They're my hairdressing scissors. They're my hairdressing scissors! 295 00:18:04,534 --> 00:18:07,901 I can... I can explain about that money. 296 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,769 You will explain... 297 00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:13,269 ...$63? 298 00:18:14,911 --> 00:18:17,720 - Louis, I lost the money! - What? 299 00:18:17,247 --> 00:18:19,238 I lost the money! Salvatore Maggio's money! 300 00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:21,349 Hey, Charlie, calm down, all right? 301 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,919 The trick is not to look suspicious. 302 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,147 Make them watch this hand... 303 00:18:27,757 --> 00:18:29,782 ...instead of this one. - Oh, my God! 304 00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:31,757 Had you going, didn't I? 305 00:18:31,928 --> 00:18:34,761 - That is not funny, Louis! - Get in the car, baby! 306 00:18:35,832 --> 00:18:39,632 - They didn't have a Cadillac? - This is the Cadillac of the Outback. 307 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:10,970 You know, Charlie, this mysterious Mr. Smith we're gonna meet? 308 00:19:11,601 --> 00:19:14,832 - I don't think that's his real name. - Nothing escapes you, Louis. 309 00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:17,706 What's eating you, man? 310 00:19:18,675 --> 00:19:21,473 Don't tell me this is about that girl on the plane. 311 00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:24,204 - No, it's more than that. - Coober Pedy! Right here! 312 00:19:25,548 --> 00:19:28,517 I got it. Here we go. Here we go. 313 00:19:29,118 --> 00:19:31,712 Let's face it, I'm never gonna find the right girl. 314 00:19:31,888 --> 00:19:34,288 You gotta stop it with this "never" stuff. 315 00:19:34,457 --> 00:19:38,257 Two days ago, we never thought we'd be in Australia, but we here! 316 00:19:42,866 --> 00:19:45,733 - Come on, give me a beat. - Come on, play with the radio. 317 00:19:45,902 --> 00:19:49,804 Come on, man! I want to play with you. Give me a beat, man! 318 00:20:25,408 --> 00:20:28,360 - What the hell? - My God. 319 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,913 I killed a kangaroo. 320 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:35,877 I never saw it. 321 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,547 It's such a beautiful animal. 322 00:20:38,721 --> 00:20:41,246 It's the national symbol of Australia... 323 00:20:41,424 --> 00:20:43,153 ...and I killed it. - Don't worry. 324 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:47,285 I read that the kangaroos are the rodents of the Outback. We cool! 325 00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:50,899 - Shouldn't we bury it or something? - My uncle has one rule: 326 00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:53,763 Whenever you hit something, keep on rolling. So let's roll. 327 00:20:53,937 --> 00:20:56,599 I can't leave it there. I got to pull it off to the side. 328 00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:58,798 You pulling by yourself, then. 329 00:20:58,975 --> 00:21:01,671 God, I am so sorry, little buddy. 330 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,539 Charlie, don't move. Stay right there. 331 00:21:07,717 --> 00:21:10,242 Louis, what are you doing? Louis? 332 00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:12,547 You guys look so adorable. 333 00:21:13,122 --> 00:21:15,283 - G'day, mate! - Stop that, Louis. 334 00:21:15,725 --> 00:21:17,556 Hey, Charlie, hold on! Hold on, hold on. 335 00:21:17,727 --> 00:21:19,285 You know who he looks like? 336 00:21:19,462 --> 00:21:21,123 Jackie Legs! 337 00:21:21,664 --> 00:21:24,963 Jackie Legs from Canarsie with the goatee! Always wears sunglasses! 338 00:21:25,134 --> 00:21:27,432 - What are you talking about? - Hold on. Look. 339 00:21:28,338 --> 00:21:30,533 Okay, look at it. Right there. Look at that. 340 00:21:32,141 --> 00:21:33,938 Jeez, that is Jackie Legs. 341 00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,477 All right, Louis, enough. Help me here. 342 00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:42,917 It's lucky jacket time. 343 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:47,821 Come on, Louis, have some respect. It's bad enough we ran him over. 344 00:21:52,996 --> 00:21:55,590 Come on, just one picture for the Brooklyn crew. 345 00:21:55,765 --> 00:21:57,494 All right, one. 346 00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:00,636 - But let's make this quick. - Stay up there, big boy. 347 00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,828 Say "cheese." 348 00:22:03,706 --> 00:22:07,198 All right, come on, let's get this jacket off. We got things to do, Louis. 349 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,276 Hey, come on, Charlie. One more. 350 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:14,342 This could be our Christmas card. 351 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:20,155 - Louis. - What? What? 352 00:22:28,164 --> 00:22:29,153 Charlie. 353 00:22:31,701 --> 00:22:33,100 Jeez! 354 00:22:34,804 --> 00:22:36,660 Hey, look. 355 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,574 - We didn't hurt him after all. - It looked like we did. 356 00:22:41,577 --> 00:22:43,772 You're a tough little guy, aren't you? 357 00:22:46,983 --> 00:22:49,383 Hey, look how tall he is. 358 00:22:57,660 --> 00:22:58,957 You all right, dog? Come on, come on! 359 00:23:04,667 --> 00:23:07,761 I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial! 360 00:23:11,607 --> 00:23:14,201 - You want to know the best part? - What? 361 00:23:14,377 --> 00:23:18,279 Now I never have to see that stupid red jacket of yours again! 362 00:23:29,525 --> 00:23:30,549 Charlie? 363 00:23:31,194 --> 00:23:32,661 - Charlie! - What? 364 00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:35,457 The kangaroo got the money. 365 00:23:38,234 --> 00:23:40,225 What are you talking about? 366 00:23:40,403 --> 00:23:44,320 I put the money in the jacket and the jacket on the kangaroo... 367 00:23:44,207 --> 00:23:47,500 ...and now he hopping away. 368 00:23:49,912 --> 00:23:51,777 The kangaroo has the money? 369 00:23:54,317 --> 00:23:57,980 The kangaroo has Salvatore Maggio's $50,000? 370 00:23:59,555 --> 00:24:00,988 Yeah. 371 00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:14,496 Who puts a jacket with 50,000 on a kangaroo? 372 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:17,537 A dead kangaroo! He was dead, Charlie! 373 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:22,644 You should have just let me drown, Louis, I mean it! 374 00:24:26,816 --> 00:24:29,649 - I see you now, sucker! - Go, go, go! We got him! Go! 375 00:24:31,654 --> 00:24:34,555 Look at that little fellow go, Charlie! Look at him go! 376 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,860 Here we come, baby! We gaining on him! Oh, my God. 377 00:24:48,370 --> 00:24:50,403 Look at the fellow move, man. 378 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,205 I'm gonna pull up. Reach out and grab the money! 379 00:24:57,380 --> 00:25:00,679 You want me to open the door and lean out of a speeding car! 380 00:25:00,850 --> 00:25:04,342 Fine, Charlie! We'll just drive past him and hope he hops in the jeep! 381 00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:08,349 - Here I go! - Okay. 382 00:25:09,358 --> 00:25:10,916 - Here I go. - Lean out there, baby! 383 00:25:11,930 --> 00:25:12,583 Get me closer. Get me closer! 384 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:14,730 - He's hopping like a rabbit! - Closer! 385 00:25:14,897 --> 00:25:17,240 - Get me closer! - I'm trying to get closer! 386 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,667 - Come on! Get him, baby! - Closer, Louis! 387 00:25:19,835 --> 00:25:24,670 - Get the money, Charlie! - Closer, Louis! I almost got it! 388 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:27,730 - I'm almost there! - Come on, Charlie! I can't hold on! 389 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,671 Get the money! 390 00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:36,379 As it turns out, this is hard. 391 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,219 What are these things? 392 00:25:42,391 --> 00:25:45,417 They're termite mounds! I read about them in the book! 393 00:25:45,595 --> 00:25:47,927 Careful, you almost missed one! 394 00:25:49,932 --> 00:25:52,662 - You mine now, sucker! - Yeah! 395 00:25:55,838 --> 00:25:58,238 Go, go, go! 396 00:25:59,442 --> 00:26:00,966 Stop, stop, stop! 397 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:18,324 I don't suppose you took the insurance? 398 00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:23,131 My uncle always told me that was just a rip-off. 399 00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:34,233 Don't worry, Charlie. We'll get the money back, all right? 400 00:26:34,410 --> 00:26:35,570 It can't go far. 401 00:26:35,745 --> 00:26:38,475 It's a continent, Louis. He can go very far. 402 00:26:38,648 --> 00:26:41,481 I know it's a continent. I read the book. 403 00:26:41,651 --> 00:26:45,917 You happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal? 404 00:26:47,990 --> 00:26:51,323 No, but I read one on how an aboriginal can kill a white man with a twig. 405 00:26:51,494 --> 00:26:52,586 You wanna see that one? 406 00:27:26,429 --> 00:27:27,862 The Old Alice Inn. 407 00:27:28,300 --> 00:27:31,295 I'll buy you a beer and we'll catch the end of the Knicks game. 408 00:27:34,103 --> 00:27:36,300 Two beers. Big beers. 409 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,968 I'm gonna call Mr. Smith, let him know there's been a slight delay. 410 00:27:41,143 --> 00:27:42,701 - Slight delay? - Yeah. 411 00:27:42,878 --> 00:27:45,540 But we're working on it, all right? Give me his number. 412 00:27:48,818 --> 00:27:50,911 - Where's your phone? - Around near the dunnies. 413 00:27:51,821 --> 00:27:54,510 - You guys have a Denny's? - No, the dunny. 414 00:27:55,224 --> 00:27:57,556 The bog trough? The long drop? 415 00:27:58,127 --> 00:28:00,152 - The thunder box? - You know what? 416 00:28:00,329 --> 00:28:02,320 I'm just gonna look for it by the bathroom. 417 00:28:09,638 --> 00:28:11,697 Now, there's a Yank that can drink. 418 00:28:13,175 --> 00:28:16,110 Any Yank that can drink is all right with me. 419 00:28:17,380 --> 00:28:19,678 G'day. My name is Blue. 420 00:28:20,816 --> 00:28:23,410 - Charlie. - Nice to meet you, Chaza. 421 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:27,280 - Charlie. - That's what I said, Chaza. 422 00:28:28,391 --> 00:28:30,860 We're only two hours late. 423 00:28:31,930 --> 00:28:33,857 He should be a reasonable and understanding man. 424 00:28:35,965 --> 00:28:37,796 - What? - Mr. Smith? 425 00:28:37,967 --> 00:28:42,630 - Yeah, you might not know me, but... - Where are you bludgers? 426 00:28:42,605 --> 00:28:45,870 I'm out here in the back of Bullamakanka up to me ears in heat stroke... 427 00:28:46,410 --> 00:28:47,770 ... waiting for you two Yanks. 428 00:28:47,943 --> 00:28:49,843 Where's me package? 429 00:28:50,846 --> 00:28:53,940 It's been temporarily misplaced. 430 00:28:54,116 --> 00:28:56,346 I don't reckon you respect me very much. 431 00:28:56,519 --> 00:28:59,147 First you steal my package and now you're on the phone... 432 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:00,447 ... razzing me about it. 433 00:29:00,623 --> 00:29:03,751 We didn't steal your package. I swear! We're gonna get it back! 434 00:29:03,926 --> 00:29:07,157 You'd be a banger short of a barbie if you didn't, when I find you! 435 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,559 You better get ready to cough it up... 436 00:29:09,732 --> 00:29:12,963 ...otherwise, I'll chop you into snags and feed you to the crocs. 437 00:29:13,135 --> 00:29:15,103 - Mr. Smith? - Have a nice day. 438 00:29:18,574 --> 00:29:20,474 One of me favorites. 439 00:29:28,284 --> 00:29:31,820 A kangaroo. A kangaroo. Kangaroo... 440 00:29:31,253 --> 00:29:32,652 Wildlife Foundation. 441 00:29:35,891 --> 00:29:39,827 - Louis, this is Blue. Blue, this is Louis. - Hey, Blue. 442 00:29:39,995 --> 00:29:43,522 - What'd Mr. Smith say? - He was nice. 443 00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:45,929 - He said everything was cool. - Really? 444 00:29:46,101 --> 00:29:49,400 He did say that we should do our best to get the package back. 445 00:29:49,572 --> 00:29:52,905 - Right. The package. - The package! 446 00:29:54,109 --> 00:29:55,167 Charlie? 447 00:29:55,344 --> 00:29:57,812 Order me another drink. I got a plan. 448 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,178 This isn't my day. 449 00:30:11,460 --> 00:30:13,394 You mind leaving a little for the camels? 450 00:30:15,464 --> 00:30:16,453 You're American. 451 00:30:16,632 --> 00:30:19,829 And you're drinking water that comes from a stagnant pond. 452 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,732 I'm from Brooklyn. I've had a lot worse. 453 00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:24,873 - My name is Louis. - Name's Jessie. 454 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,565 - Nice to meet you. - Wanna give me a hand? 455 00:30:28,143 --> 00:30:29,440 Okay. 456 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:35,677 No offense, but these are the ugliest rabbits I've ever seen. 457 00:30:35,851 --> 00:30:38,513 They're called bilbies. They're almost extinct. 458 00:30:38,687 --> 00:30:43,317 In fact, it's up to these guys to repopulate the entire Devil's Marbles area. 459 00:30:43,492 --> 00:30:46,188 Somebody's gonna be having fun tonight! 460 00:30:46,362 --> 00:30:47,624 That's the plan. 461 00:30:47,796 --> 00:30:50,260 Looks like you'll need more bilbies, though. 462 00:30:50,199 --> 00:30:53,168 Well, if the foundation I work for had more money... 463 00:30:54,303 --> 00:30:56,328 You mean the Wildlife Foundation? 464 00:30:56,705 --> 00:30:59,300 - You work here? - Yeah. 465 00:30:59,508 --> 00:31:02,807 Thank you, Lord! This is great! I need some help. 466 00:31:02,978 --> 00:31:05,503 I put my lucky jacket on the back of a dead kangaroo... 467 00:31:05,681 --> 00:31:08,470 ...who came to life and hopped off with my money. 468 00:31:08,217 --> 00:31:11,150 - You do need help. - No, no, no, I'm for real. 469 00:31:11,186 --> 00:31:12,414 Can you help me? 470 00:31:13,122 --> 00:31:15,283 Do you have any idea where he is? 471 00:31:15,591 --> 00:31:16,580 No. 472 00:31:16,759 --> 00:31:20,217 It seems to me you need an airplane. You need a tranquilizer gun... 473 00:31:22,331 --> 00:31:24,260 You need a list. 474 00:31:53,295 --> 00:31:56,924 Come on, come on, come on! He's got it! 475 00:32:00,235 --> 00:32:01,759 Charlie! Charlie! 476 00:32:02,404 --> 00:32:04,990 Come here, man. Come here! 477 00:32:04,273 --> 00:32:06,104 Give me one sec, guys. 478 00:32:06,809 --> 00:32:09,141 You've gotta see this guy drink! He's unbelievable! 479 00:32:09,311 --> 00:32:11,745 I figured out how to catch that kangaroo. 480 00:32:11,914 --> 00:32:15,420 First we hit it with a car and now you want to blow its head off? 481 00:32:15,217 --> 00:32:16,650 No. 482 00:32:16,819 --> 00:32:21,510 This is a tranquilizer dart. It works in three stages. 483 00:32:21,223 --> 00:32:25,523 Stage one: Temporary blindness. Stage two: Partial paralysis. 484 00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:28,686 And stage three: Complete shutdown of all motor skills. 485 00:32:28,864 --> 00:32:30,991 - Totally humane. - Sounds humane. 486 00:32:31,166 --> 00:32:33,310 I said it was temporary. 487 00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:36,660 I walked to this wildlife office and this American girl that works there... 488 00:32:36,839 --> 00:32:39,000 ...and she is... 489 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:49,873 Epileptic? 490 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,417 Her name is Jessie. 491 00:32:51,587 --> 00:32:54,420 I told her the story and showed her a photo of the kangaroo. 492 00:32:54,590 --> 00:32:56,990 You told her the kangaroo has $50,000? 493 00:32:57,159 --> 00:33:01,493 I told her the kangaroo has $4000 and our passports. 494 00:33:01,664 --> 00:33:03,290 Not bad. 495 00:33:03,198 --> 00:33:06,634 She told me the best way to find a kangaroo is by air. 496 00:33:06,802 --> 00:33:08,300 What's that? 497 00:33:08,203 --> 00:33:10,194 A number to a bush plane that we can hire. 498 00:33:10,773 --> 00:33:13,173 - I like it. - Let's go call. 499 00:33:18,470 --> 00:33:20,948 If I didn't know you better, I'd say this is a honey of a plan. 500 00:33:21,116 --> 00:33:22,845 Dang skippy. 501 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,680 Excuse me, mates. 502 00:33:27,856 --> 00:33:30,256 Gotta point Percy at the porcelain. 503 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,962 Gee, almost made it. 504 00:33:39,435 --> 00:33:41,335 Pilot's personal number. 505 00:33:57,486 --> 00:33:58,919 Louis? 506 00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,550 Do you have a backup plan? 507 00:34:06,950 --> 00:34:10,464 I sure hope the two pots of coffee and the Red Bull we gave him were enough! 508 00:34:10,632 --> 00:34:12,566 Hey, man! How're you doing up there? 509 00:34:12,735 --> 00:34:15,329 Never better, mate! Why do you ask? 510 00:34:15,504 --> 00:34:19,990 No reason. It's just that you were passed out an hour ago. 511 00:34:19,274 --> 00:34:21,105 That's just me morning ritual, mate. 512 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:27,744 I couldn't help but notice that this is the Flying Dingo IV. 513 00:34:28,517 --> 00:34:30,280 What happened to the I, II and III? 514 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,792 Now use the word in a sentence. 515 00:34:43,632 --> 00:34:49,366 Amorphous: Having no definite form. Shapeless, as in: 516 00:34:49,538 --> 00:34:53,406 "After Joey Clams got whacked, his head was amorphous." 517 00:34:53,575 --> 00:34:56,305 That was excellent. Now let's move to the next level. 518 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:58,836 I think you should take this. 519 00:35:00,616 --> 00:35:01,605 Hello. 520 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,155 I'm aggrieved to hear that, Mr. Smith. 521 00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:11,258 Of course we had a deal. 522 00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:16,354 Please, advise me if this situation changes. 523 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,761 Those two mammalucco didn't show. 524 00:35:21,270 --> 00:35:24,000 Our friend feels they pocketed the 50 G's. 525 00:35:24,173 --> 00:35:25,868 Maybe they figured it out. 526 00:35:26,410 --> 00:35:28,373 My stepson couldn't figure out a cheese sandwich... 527 00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:31,138 ...if they spotted him the pumpernickel and the provolone. 528 00:35:32,781 --> 00:35:34,430 So, what do you want to do? 529 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,813 You possess a valid passport. 530 00:35:40,756 --> 00:35:42,883 I can't see anything from up here. 531 00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:45,720 Hey, do you think you can take us down a little lower? 532 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:48,488 Hang on to your knickers, we're going in! 533 00:35:51,834 --> 00:35:54,530 A little lower! A little lower! 534 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:01,937 Look out for that tree! 535 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:07,871 Could you please not do that again? Thank you! 536 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:10,544 Hey, Charlie! Look to the left! 537 00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:12,677 Kangaroos! 538 00:36:12,855 --> 00:36:16,256 They're kangaroos, all right! A lot of kangaroos! 539 00:36:16,959 --> 00:36:20,530 None with a red jacket. You think he could be someplace else? 540 00:36:20,229 --> 00:36:21,218 Wait! 541 00:36:21,396 --> 00:36:24,194 - Look, look, it's Jackie Legs! - There he is! 542 00:36:24,366 --> 00:36:26,994 - That's him, that's him! - I knew this would work! 543 00:36:27,369 --> 00:36:30,532 - Blue, bring us around! - Yeah, right! 544 00:36:34,877 --> 00:36:35,935 Get me there, Blue! 545 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:49,618 Get up right on his tail and stay with him no matter what! 546 00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:53,925 Say hello to my little friend! 547 00:36:56,665 --> 00:36:59,133 I got you now, Jackie Legs! 548 00:36:59,701 --> 00:37:01,931 I'm gonna get you now. 549 00:37:06,541 --> 00:37:07,906 You hit him? 550 00:37:08,710 --> 00:37:10,541 I don't know. He's still hopping. 551 00:37:10,712 --> 00:37:12,612 Maybe it takes time for it to take effect. 552 00:37:12,781 --> 00:37:14,715 Yeah, all right. 553 00:37:16,518 --> 00:37:17,985 Charlie? 554 00:37:20,622 --> 00:37:21,953 Oh, my God. 555 00:37:22,124 --> 00:37:24,285 - Mates? - Yes? 556 00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:28,293 Got a bit of a wrinkle here. The old optics are on the fritz. 557 00:37:28,463 --> 00:37:31,990 Stage one: Temporary blindness. 558 00:37:36,271 --> 00:37:37,738 - Was that the engine?! - No. 559 00:37:37,906 --> 00:37:40,568 That was me. For some reason, I can't move me arms. 560 00:37:40,742 --> 00:37:43,939 Stage two: Partial paralysis! 561 00:37:44,513 --> 00:37:47,141 Charlie, can you lean over and take the stick? 562 00:37:47,316 --> 00:37:49,284 I can still work the foot pedals. 563 00:37:49,451 --> 00:37:52,113 - Oh, God! - Take the stick firmly in hand and... 564 00:37:55,424 --> 00:37:57,483 - Blue! - Stage three: 565 00:37:57,659 --> 00:37:59,820 Total shutdown of motor skills! 566 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,300 English, Blue, English! 567 00:38:03,532 --> 00:38:05,295 Stage four: 568 00:38:05,968 --> 00:38:08,950 Fiery crash! 569 00:38:56,284 --> 00:38:57,376 You okay? 570 00:38:57,552 --> 00:38:58,541 - Yeah. - You sure? 571 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,119 - Yeah. - Good. 572 00:39:00,288 --> 00:39:01,983 'Cause I am gonna beat you soft! 573 00:39:02,157 --> 00:39:04,421 - Like this is my fault? - First rule of aviation: 574 00:39:04,593 --> 00:39:05,992 You never shoot the pilot! 575 00:39:06,161 --> 00:39:08,322 Assume crash positions! 576 00:39:08,897 --> 00:39:10,831 Blue, we already crashed. 577 00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:14,935 Right. No worries, then. 578 00:39:23,845 --> 00:39:25,142 Can I help you? 579 00:39:25,313 --> 00:39:28,282 Think some friends of mine passed through here. 580 00:39:28,450 --> 00:39:30,315 A couple of Yanks? 581 00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,420 - Friends? - Yeah. 582 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:37,185 I promised the family back home I'd take care of them. 583 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,357 Hello? Hello? 584 00:39:40,529 --> 00:39:42,759 Come on, Blue, you got to do something, man. 585 00:39:44,660 --> 00:39:45,761 Hello? Hello? 586 00:39:46,468 --> 00:39:48,950 Charlie, we gotta do something. 587 00:39:48,270 --> 00:39:49,259 What can we do? 588 00:39:49,438 --> 00:39:53,704 We have to hope Santa Claus over there can fix the radio or someone looks for us. 589 00:39:54,376 --> 00:39:57,903 Actually, someone is looking for us. 590 00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:01,441 Mr. Smith. 591 00:40:03,752 --> 00:40:05,686 - Louis! - He didn't say... 592 00:40:05,854 --> 00:40:07,480 ...what I said he said. 593 00:40:07,222 --> 00:40:09,588 What did he say that you didn't say he said? 594 00:40:09,758 --> 00:40:12,886 He thinks we stole his package, man, so he's coming after us. 595 00:40:13,395 --> 00:40:16,990 He mentioned cutting us up into little bitty pieces and snacks for a crocodile. 596 00:40:17,165 --> 00:40:18,325 Then the phone went out... 597 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:21,765 If Smith thinks we stole his money, then by now Sal thinks we stole it. 598 00:40:21,937 --> 00:40:24,667 Sal's not gonna hurt us. He's married to your mother. 599 00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:26,801 If Sal thinks we stole his money... 600 00:40:26,975 --> 00:40:29,739 ...he'll kill us in front of her, then make her clean it up. 601 00:40:29,911 --> 00:40:32,846 All we have to do is find the money before Mr. Smith finds us... 602 00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:34,242 ...and everything is okay. 603 00:40:34,416 --> 00:40:37,780 So what you're saying is that we should find the money. 604 00:40:37,252 --> 00:40:38,913 - Yes. - How, Louis? How? 605 00:40:39,870 --> 00:40:41,885 How are we gonna catch a kangaroo on foot? 606 00:40:46,828 --> 00:40:48,159 Got it. 607 00:40:48,396 --> 00:40:49,988 You ever heard of Devil's Marbles? 608 00:40:50,165 --> 00:40:52,463 Due east. Bit of a walk, though. 609 00:40:52,634 --> 00:40:54,261 Why, what's there? 610 00:40:54,436 --> 00:40:56,836 The lady I told you about at the wildlife office. 611 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,336 - The epileptic? - Yes. 612 00:40:58,507 --> 00:41:01,601 She works with animals and I bet she can help us catch Jackie Legs. 613 00:41:01,776 --> 00:41:03,767 - Please! - Charlie. 614 00:41:03,945 --> 00:41:06,743 It's better than being cut up into little bitty pieces, man. 615 00:41:06,915 --> 00:41:08,780 Not if you go first and I get to watch. 616 00:41:09,417 --> 00:41:13,319 Look out, you blokes go ahead. I'll fix the radio, be right with you. 617 00:41:14,823 --> 00:41:18,200 - Which way is east, man? - That way. 618 00:41:18,727 --> 00:41:20,695 - Let's go, man. - No, no, wait there. 619 00:41:21,296 --> 00:41:22,354 That way. 620 00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,460 Charlie? 621 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:29,199 I'm worried about Waffles. 622 00:41:29,371 --> 00:41:31,737 Do you think she'll be okay with Sal? 623 00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:32,896 Oh, sure. 624 00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:35,872 As long as she doesn't dig up any bodies in the back yard... 625 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,377 ...she should be just fine. - Good. 626 00:41:40,682 --> 00:41:43,116 How far did Blue say this place was? 627 00:41:43,285 --> 00:41:46,254 He didn't. He just said it was due east. 628 00:41:46,421 --> 00:41:48,389 So is Brooklyn. 629 00:41:55,664 --> 00:41:57,825 - You're the guide? - Yes, sir. 630 00:41:57,999 --> 00:42:01,628 My name Mr. Jimmy. First-rate, expert Outback guide. 631 00:42:01,803 --> 00:42:03,862 You'll be most happy with me. 632 00:42:04,206 --> 00:42:06,370 Great freaking start. 633 00:42:06,908 --> 00:42:09,706 Hey, listen, you know where we can get some guns around here? 634 00:42:09,878 --> 00:42:12,390 No worries. You boys hunters? 635 00:42:13,381 --> 00:42:15,474 Yeah, hunters. 636 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:21,684 I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo-Hoo I drank in the eighth grade. 637 00:42:23,658 --> 00:42:25,956 Be cool. Dingoes. 638 00:42:28,330 --> 00:42:30,230 Hey, that one kind of looks like Waffles. 639 00:42:30,398 --> 00:42:34,198 Yeah, if Waffles had a crazed look in his eyes and his face caked in blood. 640 00:42:34,903 --> 00:42:36,131 Charlie? 641 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,772 Why are they staring at me like that? 642 00:42:38,940 --> 00:42:42,706 Because I'm a green leaf salad and you're the all-you-can-eat buffet. 643 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:48,638 You gotta help me out, man. They gonna get me like they got that baby! 644 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:52,983 Feel that? Wind suddenly picked up. 645 00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,850 It's like all of a sudden the air conditioner's fixed. 646 00:42:57,125 --> 00:42:58,990 Charlie, where are the dingoes going? 647 00:42:59,628 --> 00:43:02,461 I think something bad is about to happen here, Louis. 648 00:43:02,631 --> 00:43:05,156 Hey, Charlie, look. 649 00:43:07,535 --> 00:43:10,600 This feels good! I feel like I can fly. 650 00:43:10,238 --> 00:43:11,865 Louis! 651 00:43:12,941 --> 00:43:15,102 - Louis! - I believe I can fly! 652 00:43:17,145 --> 00:43:21,741 Louis, I wanna go back to Brooklyn! 653 00:43:24,190 --> 00:43:25,281 Come in, Tansy, over. 654 00:43:25,854 --> 00:43:27,344 Read you, over. 655 00:43:27,756 --> 00:43:29,189 Boy, am I glad to hear you. 656 00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:32,190 Listen, I've crashed me plane. Can you send some help? 657 00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:34,930 Your location, over. 658 00:43:34,262 --> 00:43:38,756 It's west of the Simpson and just south of King's Canyon. 659 00:43:42,304 --> 00:43:43,669 Tansy? 660 00:43:43,838 --> 00:43:45,271 You read me, Tansy? 661 00:43:46,675 --> 00:43:47,937 Tansy? 662 00:43:49,477 --> 00:43:50,944 Do you read me? 663 00:43:52,314 --> 00:43:55,579 Must have been some kind of freak sand storm. 664 00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:56,808 Think so? 665 00:43:56,985 --> 00:43:58,714 I think you need to eat. 666 00:43:59,321 --> 00:44:01,118 Your blood sugar's getting low. 667 00:44:01,790 --> 00:44:04,782 Stop it, Louis. Okay? Please, just stop it. 668 00:44:05,327 --> 00:44:07,921 You know what I could really go for right about now? 669 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,656 Some Roscoe's chicken and waffles... 670 00:44:10,832 --> 00:44:13,300 ...with a side of grits and a side of gravy. 671 00:44:13,468 --> 00:44:15,561 I'm not listening to you. 672 00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:17,340 Or better yet... 673 00:44:17,205 --> 00:44:20,436 ...one of those iced mocha-schmoca things from Starbucks. 674 00:44:20,608 --> 00:44:23,805 They're so cold and creamy. 675 00:44:24,446 --> 00:44:26,175 My God. 676 00:44:35,390 --> 00:44:37,187 Can you believe this? 677 00:44:37,359 --> 00:44:39,486 Can you believe our luck? 678 00:44:39,961 --> 00:44:42,191 What are the chances? 679 00:44:44,132 --> 00:44:45,963 It's a miracle! 680 00:44:47,602 --> 00:44:49,536 Oh, yeah! 681 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:56,740 Tunes! 682 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:06,451 Hey, Louis, what are you waiting for? 683 00:45:07,522 --> 00:45:09,683 Come on, hop in. 684 00:45:11,493 --> 00:45:12,790 Hey, look. 685 00:45:13,995 --> 00:45:16,862 - They got Slurpees. - Oh, Charlie. 686 00:45:21,703 --> 00:45:23,637 Brain freeze! 687 00:45:27,175 --> 00:45:29,302 It seemed so real. 688 00:45:30,378 --> 00:45:31,902 That's why they call it a mirage. 689 00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:35,282 At least you got to have fun for a few minutes. 690 00:45:35,450 --> 00:45:40,888 Yeah, because my brain is frying, and I'm losing contact with reality. 691 00:45:41,550 --> 00:45:45,321 You don't understand this because this is how you usually function. 692 00:45:47,610 --> 00:45:49,723 - That was uncalled for, Charlie. - Was it? 693 00:45:51,299 --> 00:45:54,234 Every decision you make, Louis, is a disaster. 694 00:45:54,402 --> 00:45:57,337 That's right, Charlie, just blame me. 695 00:45:57,505 --> 00:46:00,736 That way you relieve yourself of all responsibility. 696 00:46:00,909 --> 00:46:02,604 But let me tell you something... 697 00:46:02,777 --> 00:46:06,611 ...it's easier to mock than to do, and you do nothing. 698 00:46:06,781 --> 00:46:10,800 You just complain and whine like a woman. 699 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:13,179 You want to see me do something? 700 00:46:13,655 --> 00:46:15,282 Bring it on, queen of the desert. 701 00:46:36,110 --> 00:46:39,443 Louis. Louis, wait a second. 702 00:46:39,614 --> 00:46:41,980 I'm having another one of those mirages. 703 00:46:42,150 --> 00:46:43,674 And this one's a beauty. 704 00:46:57,298 --> 00:46:58,925 Charlie. 705 00:46:59,901 --> 00:47:03,337 Louis, please. Let me just enjoy this. 706 00:47:19,220 --> 00:47:20,585 How you doing? 707 00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:23,553 - Good. You? - Good. 708 00:47:35,169 --> 00:47:38,696 Louis, they feel so real. 709 00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:55,713 - It's you. - Yeah, it's me. 710 00:47:55,886 --> 00:47:57,353 Love the jacket, Charlie. 711 00:47:57,521 --> 00:48:00,922 It's hard to get something that fits my shoulders. Nice! 712 00:48:01,910 --> 00:48:03,252 How'd you know red was my favorite color? 713 00:48:03,427 --> 00:48:04,621 You can talk! 714 00:48:04,795 --> 00:48:06,660 And I can sing. 715 00:48:14,380 --> 00:48:15,270 This is great. 716 00:48:20,878 --> 00:48:23,369 Jackie? Mr. Legs? 717 00:48:23,547 --> 00:48:26,744 If you could find your way clear to give me back my money... 718 00:48:26,917 --> 00:48:27,906 Money? 719 00:48:28,850 --> 00:48:31,418 Oh, you mean that money! 720 00:48:33,657 --> 00:48:34,646 Stop that! 721 00:48:34,825 --> 00:48:35,814 Stop that! 722 00:48:36,827 --> 00:48:38,954 Stop that! Hey! Stop that, please! 723 00:48:39,129 --> 00:48:40,494 If Sal finds out... 724 00:48:41,131 --> 00:48:44,897 If I find out what, Charlie? That you lost my money? 725 00:48:45,469 --> 00:48:48,970 - Sal? - I ask you to do something for me. 726 00:48:48,272 --> 00:48:49,569 This is not that! 727 00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:52,937 - It wasn't my fault, it was Louis. - Say what? My fault? 728 00:48:53,110 --> 00:48:55,738 That's how you pay me back after I saved your life? 729 00:48:55,913 --> 00:48:58,507 - Louis? - Next time you're drowning in the ocean... 730 00:48:58,682 --> 00:49:01,742 ...call Free Willy! Let Willy set you free! 731 00:49:02,620 --> 00:49:05,612 You know what, Sal? You were right about him. 732 00:49:05,789 --> 00:49:08,314 - Chicken blood! - Smell it on his father. 733 00:49:08,492 --> 00:49:10,756 - Smell it on him. - Chicken blood. 734 00:49:10,928 --> 00:49:13,158 - Chicken blood! - Chicken blood! 735 00:49:24,775 --> 00:49:26,106 Here. 736 00:49:26,276 --> 00:49:27,868 Drink this. 737 00:49:28,450 --> 00:49:29,876 It'll bring down the swelling. 738 00:49:31,448 --> 00:49:34,474 Unfortunately, it'll also make your testicles fall off. 739 00:49:38,222 --> 00:49:39,314 I'm kidding. 740 00:49:42,693 --> 00:49:44,786 It won't bring down the swelling. 741 00:50:01,545 --> 00:50:03,376 About bloody time. 742 00:50:07,851 --> 00:50:10,718 - Where are they? - Piss off! 743 00:50:10,888 --> 00:50:14,289 Fifteen years Special Air Services, behind the line! 744 00:50:14,458 --> 00:50:17,757 I'm down and out, mate. I forgot more than you ever learned. 745 00:50:17,928 --> 00:50:19,919 You'll get nothing from me! 746 00:50:20,970 --> 00:50:21,621 Devil's Marbles. 747 00:50:21,799 --> 00:50:23,824 Took off on foot, about ten hours ago. 748 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:26,231 See, that wasn't so difficult. 749 00:50:34,812 --> 00:50:36,404 Knock-knock. 750 00:50:36,580 --> 00:50:38,912 - Very funny. - Can't be too careful. 751 00:50:40,551 --> 00:50:42,576 Yeah, I'm sorry about that. 752 00:50:42,753 --> 00:50:44,778 I didn't think they were real. 753 00:50:45,322 --> 00:50:47,552 Oh, no! I mean, I thought they were real... 754 00:50:47,725 --> 00:50:50,785 Relax, I know what you mean. Louis explained. 755 00:50:52,730 --> 00:50:55,528 Listen, Louis and I have a little problem... 756 00:50:55,699 --> 00:50:58,327 And I already told him, I can't help you find your roo. 757 00:50:58,502 --> 00:51:01,266 I've got to get back to Alice Springs. Sorry. 758 00:51:02,339 --> 00:51:03,863 That's okay. 759 00:51:04,410 --> 00:51:05,235 I understand. 760 00:51:10,948 --> 00:51:13,280 - What? - Look... 761 00:51:13,450 --> 00:51:18,114 ...Louis told me you need some money to repopulate the earth with your rabbits. 762 00:51:18,288 --> 00:51:19,448 Bilbies. 763 00:51:19,623 --> 00:51:21,220 Bilbies. 764 00:51:21,792 --> 00:51:25,125 How about this, we give you $2000... 765 00:51:25,295 --> 00:51:27,388 ...you help us get our stuff back. 766 00:51:27,564 --> 00:51:31,000 - Two thousand dollars? - Strictly business, no strings attached. 767 00:51:31,168 --> 00:51:33,398 - What do you say? We got a deal? - Deal. 768 00:51:34,204 --> 00:51:35,694 Great. Hustle makes it happen. 769 00:51:35,873 --> 00:51:37,738 - Let's get moving. - Now? 770 00:51:38,242 --> 00:51:41,439 You see, our passports are just about to expire... 771 00:51:41,612 --> 00:51:45,605 Nine of the ten most poisonous snakes in the world live in Australia. 772 00:51:45,783 --> 00:51:48,251 And they all come out at night. 773 00:51:48,852 --> 00:51:51,820 How do you feel about a morning start? 774 00:51:57,728 --> 00:52:01,789 Doesn't get any better than this, Louis. Blue skies, fresh air! 775 00:52:01,965 --> 00:52:04,525 And who even knew there were camels in Australia? 776 00:52:04,701 --> 00:52:08,694 These are noble beasts, my friend. Proud, majestic... 777 00:52:12,876 --> 00:52:15,674 Get used to it, boys. Camels do that. 778 00:52:17,281 --> 00:52:20,307 I don't want to seem nosy, but do you have some sort of plan here? 779 00:52:20,484 --> 00:52:22,611 There hasn't been rain for weeks, right? 780 00:52:24,555 --> 00:52:27,251 - Oh, God. - Come on! 781 00:52:27,825 --> 00:52:31,727 When the water dries up in the basins, the kangaroos head for the rivers. 782 00:52:33,497 --> 00:52:36,523 So that means we have two choices, the Finke River or the Todd. 783 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:40,158 Since the Finke is 200 hundred miles away, I'm leaning toward the Todd. 784 00:52:40,337 --> 00:52:42,703 - Alrighty, then, to the Todd. - To the Todd. 785 00:52:42,873 --> 00:52:44,500 To the Todd! 786 00:52:45,142 --> 00:52:48,509 Louis, what are you eating? I picked a bunch of berries at camp. 787 00:52:48,679 --> 00:52:50,772 Jessie said they were cool. 788 00:52:50,948 --> 00:52:54,577 They smell just like a bowl of Fruity Pebbles right before you add the milk. 789 00:52:54,751 --> 00:52:56,912 - Go on, take a whiff. - No, thank you. 790 00:53:02,492 --> 00:53:05,461 - Give me some of those berries real quick! - Go on, take some. 791 00:53:08,966 --> 00:53:11,161 Man, these do smell pretty good. 792 00:53:11,335 --> 00:53:14,990 Chicks in New York, they'd pay big money to smell like that. 793 00:53:14,271 --> 00:53:16,705 They're called snakeskin lily berries. Tut! 794 00:53:17,241 --> 00:53:19,709 Impressive. How long you been in Australia? 795 00:53:19,877 --> 00:53:23,335 I moved here with a friend from Milwaukee three years ago for a semester... 796 00:53:23,513 --> 00:53:25,208 ...and never went back. - Milwaukee! 797 00:53:25,382 --> 00:53:27,111 You know, I once had a... 798 00:53:31,288 --> 00:53:33,848 What is with these camels? 799 00:53:35,250 --> 00:53:37,152 That one was me. 800 00:53:38,996 --> 00:53:43,933 I swear to God we passed that same bush two hours ago. What is going on? 801 00:53:44,101 --> 00:53:47,700 - Well, it says here... - What, again with the map? 802 00:53:47,237 --> 00:53:50,100 Why don't you sit on your head, try thinking with your butt. 803 00:53:50,173 --> 00:53:51,367 Hey, Frankie, look! 804 00:53:51,808 --> 00:53:54,436 Maybe this hump can tell us where we are. 805 00:53:56,613 --> 00:53:57,910 How are you doing? 806 00:53:58,810 --> 00:54:02,108 Got tranqued, crashed me plane, rescue party knocked me out and left me to die. 807 00:54:02,286 --> 00:54:04,186 All because of a bloody boomer. 808 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,684 We're looking for Alice Springs. 809 00:54:09,459 --> 00:54:12,587 Heading straight for it, mate. What about a lift? 810 00:54:12,763 --> 00:54:15,596 - Why not? Get in. - Beauty. 811 00:54:19,636 --> 00:54:21,604 So what do you think? 812 00:54:22,306 --> 00:54:24,399 No wonder the kangaroos come here. 813 00:54:25,275 --> 00:54:26,264 Come on. 814 00:54:27,978 --> 00:54:29,502 This looks like a good spot. 815 00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:33,514 If there's a kangaroo within 500 miles, he'll show up here eventually. 816 00:54:34,117 --> 00:54:37,450 So when our guy shows up, how are we gonna catch him? 817 00:54:37,621 --> 00:54:39,987 You know what? I've been thinking about that. 818 00:54:42,859 --> 00:54:44,486 Have you ever thrown a bolo? 819 00:54:44,928 --> 00:54:45,917 What? 820 00:55:33,877 --> 00:55:36,380 Yo, what's a boomer? 821 00:55:36,213 --> 00:55:37,475 - What? - A boomer! 822 00:55:37,647 --> 00:55:39,410 Oh, a kangaroo. 823 00:55:39,583 --> 00:55:41,483 It was two of your blokes. Americans. 824 00:55:41,651 --> 00:55:45,246 They were chasing after this kangaroo in a red shiny jacket. 825 00:55:46,156 --> 00:55:49,216 Don't that dork, Louis Booker, always wear a shiny red jacket? 826 00:55:49,393 --> 00:55:50,860 Yeah. 827 00:56:05,509 --> 00:56:07,568 Never should have left the pub. 828 00:56:09,913 --> 00:56:11,244 Yes! Yeah! 829 00:56:11,415 --> 00:56:13,576 Is this an Olympic event? Because I am bolo man! 830 00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:15,684 I am bolo man! 831 00:56:15,852 --> 00:56:17,376 - Bingo! - Dingo? Where? 832 00:56:17,554 --> 00:56:18,919 No, bingo. Look. 833 00:56:19,890 --> 00:56:21,922 - Nice call, Jessie. - So, that's Jackie Legs. 834 00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:23,684 Kangaroo Jack in the flesh. 835 00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:26,294 Can't get near him like that. He'll take off running. 836 00:56:26,463 --> 00:56:28,900 So, what do we do? 837 00:56:28,265 --> 00:56:30,358 We have to disguise ourselves. 838 00:56:30,534 --> 00:56:32,920 Get rid of our human scent. 839 00:56:32,269 --> 00:56:34,760 And how are we going to do that? 840 00:56:41,445 --> 00:56:43,310 We need to get a little closer. 841 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:47,416 Now, the only time we move is when he's feeding. 842 00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:52,648 This is very important. Don't make any sudden movements or sounds. 843 00:56:52,823 --> 00:56:54,256 - Okay. - Got it. 844 00:56:55,392 --> 00:56:56,416 There he goes. 845 00:57:08,972 --> 00:57:10,439 Shit! 846 00:57:10,607 --> 00:57:12,404 What is your problem? 847 00:57:12,576 --> 00:57:15,841 - I got ants crawling up my leg! - Just ignore them! 848 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,674 - I thought she said no sudden movements! - Boys. Boys! 849 00:57:19,983 --> 00:57:21,245 Hello? 850 00:57:22,719 --> 00:57:26,120 - We're close enough. Spread out. - Charlie. 851 00:57:27,224 --> 00:57:30,421 They're having a picnic in my shorts. And I brought the sweets! 852 00:57:30,594 --> 00:57:33,188 - Louis, just keep it together! - Okay! 853 00:57:33,363 --> 00:57:35,524 Keep it together, Louis! 854 00:57:36,399 --> 00:57:38,940 Keep it together. 855 00:57:56,319 --> 00:57:57,616 I can't take it no more! 856 00:57:57,787 --> 00:57:59,277 Oh, God! 857 00:58:04,940 --> 00:58:08,292 Get off! Get off me! Get off me! I'm gonna roll in the grass! 858 00:58:08,465 --> 00:58:11,400 This is great! This is just great! Now what are we gonna do? 859 00:58:11,568 --> 00:58:14,560 Well, there's no more we can do today. We'll just have to wait. 860 00:58:14,738 --> 00:58:17,138 - I have an idea where they'll be tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 861 00:58:17,307 --> 00:58:19,360 No. This has gotta happen today. 862 00:58:19,209 --> 00:58:21,871 We'll pitch camp here. I'll get the firewood. 863 00:58:23,146 --> 00:58:24,670 Oh, God. 864 00:58:25,682 --> 00:58:28,173 Hey, sorry about that, man. I was under attack. 865 00:58:28,351 --> 00:58:31,718 That's all right. Look at her. She thinks she's so much smarter than us. 866 00:58:32,222 --> 00:58:34,247 I'm pretty sure she is, Charlie. 867 00:58:35,692 --> 00:58:37,717 Let me ask you something, Mr. Jimmy. 868 00:58:38,662 --> 00:58:41,790 Where do I go if I'm looking for a missing kangaroo? 869 00:58:43,990 --> 00:58:45,761 The sky is dry for many months. 870 00:58:46,770 --> 00:58:50,729 - Wind is quiet from the... - Kangaroos, Jim! Where are they? 871 00:58:51,374 --> 00:58:54,241 The best bet is right here. Owen Springs. 872 00:59:27,577 --> 00:59:28,635 What are you doing? 873 00:59:29,813 --> 00:59:31,804 Jessie! I was going to take a bath. 874 00:59:32,616 --> 00:59:33,640 Go! 875 00:59:35,418 --> 00:59:36,578 - Yes! - No. 876 00:59:36,753 --> 00:59:40,348 Look, I'm hot, I'm filthy and I wanna take a bath. 877 00:59:40,523 --> 00:59:43,185 You can stay, you can go, it makes no difference to me. 878 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:46,887 - Well, I'm not leaving. I was here first. - Suit yourself. 879 01:00:00,176 --> 01:00:01,609 It's gorgeous. 880 01:00:03,947 --> 01:00:05,642 Hey, what are looking at? 881 01:00:06,283 --> 01:00:08,945 - Well, you looked first. - Yeah, I looked. 882 01:00:09,119 --> 01:00:11,383 So, I looked too, all right? 883 01:00:13,189 --> 01:00:14,747 Come near me, I'll kill you. 884 01:00:14,924 --> 01:00:16,653 So nervous. 885 01:00:17,193 --> 01:00:20,321 You have absolutely no effect on me. 886 01:00:20,497 --> 01:00:21,521 No? 887 01:00:21,698 --> 01:00:24,929 - You think you do. - Just stating the obvious. 888 01:00:25,101 --> 01:00:29,333 You are so not my type! You could kiss me and it wouldn't make the slightest... 889 01:00:34,144 --> 01:00:37,110 ...difference. - Nothing? 890 01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:39,580 No. Sorry. 891 01:00:39,749 --> 01:00:44,186 Well, I hate break it to you, honey, but that kiss did absolutely nothing for me, either. 892 01:00:44,354 --> 01:00:46,720 I'm not surprised, if that's the best you can kiss. 893 01:00:46,890 --> 01:00:49,510 You want to see the best I can kiss? 894 01:00:49,225 --> 01:00:51,455 As a matter of fact, I... 895 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,158 See? 896 01:00:59,869 --> 01:01:01,427 Nothing. 897 01:01:01,604 --> 01:01:03,300 Same here. Nothing. 898 01:01:03,173 --> 01:01:04,800 Really? 899 01:01:05,842 --> 01:01:08,367 All right, I'll admit it. 900 01:01:09,145 --> 01:01:14,640 This is the most sensual romantic moment of my entire life. 901 01:01:22,992 --> 01:01:24,254 And now it's over. 902 01:01:38,775 --> 01:01:39,935 Hey, guys... 903 01:01:40,610 --> 01:01:42,770 ...I think it's time to get up. 904 01:01:44,514 --> 01:01:46,175 What's going on? 905 01:01:46,349 --> 01:01:49,250 - We're in a little bit of trouble. - A little? 906 01:01:49,953 --> 01:01:54,549 I've been following camel tracks all bloody morning, so let's make short work of this. 907 01:01:54,724 --> 01:01:56,555 Where's me moolah? 908 01:01:56,726 --> 01:01:59,718 For God's sakes! All this over $4000? 909 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:05,163 It's more, isn't it? 910 01:02:06,302 --> 01:02:08,650 How much more? 911 01:02:08,238 --> 01:02:09,933 $46,000 more. 912 01:02:10,106 --> 01:02:12,267 And every cent of it is mine. 913 01:02:12,442 --> 01:02:14,273 Now, there are two ways of doing this. 914 01:02:14,444 --> 01:02:17,379 And one of them is a lot less painful than the other. 915 01:02:18,948 --> 01:02:20,279 Where's the money? 916 01:02:22,352 --> 01:02:23,876 See, what happened was... 917 01:02:24,530 --> 01:02:26,780 ...we was driving and we hit this kangaroo. 918 01:02:26,256 --> 01:02:28,383 - I was wearing my lucky jacket... - Wrong answer. 919 01:02:28,558 --> 01:02:31,789 Your mate, Blue, told us that yarn about the boomer. 920 01:02:33,229 --> 01:02:34,457 Mate. 921 01:02:34,631 --> 01:02:39,227 I hope for your sake you were stupid enough to hide that money in them saddle bags. 922 01:02:39,402 --> 01:02:42,640 - You gotta believe us. - No. You gotta believe me. 923 01:02:42,238 --> 01:02:46,834 If it ain't there, I'm gonna carve you up piece by piece. 924 01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:54,107 - It's safe to assume you're not on vacation. - No. 925 01:02:54,784 --> 01:02:58,242 Charlie's stepfather is a mobster and he sent us here to deliver a package. 926 01:02:58,421 --> 01:03:02,255 - And you got me into the middle of this? - Sorry. I never thought this would happen. 927 01:03:03,393 --> 01:03:04,587 And you lied to me. 928 01:03:09,265 --> 01:03:10,926 What do you know! 929 01:03:11,935 --> 01:03:14,130 Bad news, fellas, you were telling the truth. 930 01:03:15,772 --> 01:03:17,672 Who wants to go first? 931 01:03:20,743 --> 01:03:23,769 We can find your money. If you kill us now, you'll never get it. 932 01:03:23,947 --> 01:03:27,678 - I'm listening. - I know a feeding ground near Owen Springs. 933 01:03:27,851 --> 01:03:31,685 A eucalyptus grove a few kilometers from here. That's where they'll be. 934 01:03:35,825 --> 01:03:38,350 I'll take the sheila and ride ahead. 935 01:03:38,528 --> 01:03:39,654 Jessie... 936 01:03:39,829 --> 01:03:41,160 I didn't do it for you. 937 01:03:44,868 --> 01:03:45,857 Listen up. 938 01:03:46,803 --> 01:03:51,536 Once we're out of sight, I want you to take our friends out to Kings Canyon. 939 01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:55,439 You know what to do with them. But don't go berko. Make it look natural. 940 01:03:55,612 --> 01:03:59,776 Two Yanks tragically karking it in the unapologetic Outback. 941 01:04:03,987 --> 01:04:06,182 We're going in the wrong direction. 942 01:04:07,991 --> 01:04:10,892 - They're gonna kill us. - God knows what they'll do to Jessie. 943 01:04:12,929 --> 01:04:15,227 I should have stopped this 20 years ago. 944 01:04:15,832 --> 01:04:17,600 What are you talking about? 945 01:04:17,233 --> 01:04:20,168 First time Sal came to my mother's house, I knew he was no good. 946 01:04:20,336 --> 01:04:23,499 But he bought me this first baseman's mitt, that Don Mattingly model. 947 01:04:23,673 --> 01:04:27,600 That was a great mitt. I still feel bad about losing it. 948 01:04:27,176 --> 01:04:29,576 When he left, my mom asked me what I thought of him. 949 01:04:29,746 --> 01:04:31,680 And I said, "I like him." 950 01:04:31,848 --> 01:04:34,908 I should have stood up to him and thrown him out of my house. 951 01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:36,676 Charlie, you were 10. 952 01:04:36,853 --> 01:04:39,845 Sal was right, Louis. I got chicken blood. 953 01:04:40,230 --> 01:04:42,820 I had it my whole life. 954 01:04:45,194 --> 01:04:46,593 But that stops right now. 955 01:04:47,463 --> 01:04:50,489 Louis, reach into my pants. 956 01:04:50,667 --> 01:04:55,366 Don't do this. Go out like a man. Look, we all have urges. 957 01:04:55,538 --> 01:04:59,440 I remember this one time, there was this well-built Latino... 958 01:04:59,609 --> 01:05:03,100 My scissors! Reach into my pants and get my scissors. 959 01:05:03,179 --> 01:05:04,669 Okay. 960 01:05:06,883 --> 01:05:08,350 Okay, Louis. 961 01:05:08,952 --> 01:05:11,147 - Are you ready to go? - You bet. 962 01:05:14,290 --> 01:05:16,870 You think you can distract them? 963 01:05:16,259 --> 01:05:19,490 You mean, make them watch this hand instead of this one? 964 01:05:20,630 --> 01:05:21,621 Piece of cake. 965 01:05:23,399 --> 01:05:24,957 Freeze, sucker! 966 01:05:26,402 --> 01:05:28,768 Get your hands up and turn slowly! 967 01:05:34,577 --> 01:05:36,204 I'm warning you! 968 01:05:36,379 --> 01:05:41,442 In 1983, I was the starting pitcher in the Little League World Series. 969 01:05:42,518 --> 01:05:45,351 I struck out 16 Taiwanese All-Stars! 970 01:05:45,521 --> 01:05:50,490 To this day, the people of Asia call me Sun Luc Dong... 971 01:05:50,226 --> 01:05:53,992 ...which means big black man pretending to be 12! 972 01:05:59,102 --> 01:06:03,400 My name's Carbone, which means skinny white boy with a gun. 973 01:06:03,606 --> 01:06:06,336 Good work, Sun Luc Dong. 974 01:06:59,962 --> 01:07:01,190 You said they'd be here. 975 01:07:01,364 --> 01:07:04,940 You're trying to pull a swifty and I don't much like that. 976 01:07:04,267 --> 01:07:06,895 There's also an area further along. 977 01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:09,400 I'm tired of your howling. 978 01:07:10,807 --> 01:07:12,934 What in bloody...? 979 01:07:14,343 --> 01:07:16,243 Change of plans, Smith. 980 01:07:19,882 --> 01:07:22,510 Come on, you two. Let's go. Let's go, come on. 981 01:07:24,353 --> 01:07:25,877 Jessie, come here. 982 01:07:26,550 --> 01:07:29,115 - Easy, darling. - Drop the knife, Smith. 983 01:07:33,290 --> 01:07:36,890 You ever held a gun before, Charlie? 984 01:07:36,265 --> 01:07:37,596 Don't answer that. 985 01:07:38,601 --> 01:07:39,727 No. 986 01:07:41,304 --> 01:07:43,272 You ever killed a man, Charlie? 987 01:07:43,439 --> 01:07:44,804 Don't answer that. 988 01:07:45,808 --> 01:07:46,934 No. 989 01:07:47,510 --> 01:07:51,378 What do you do for a living that makes you so brave, Charlie? 990 01:07:51,547 --> 01:07:53,276 Really don't answer that. 991 01:07:57,860 --> 01:08:00,886 I'm a hairdresser. Now, drop the knife. 992 01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,423 Come here, Jessie. 993 01:08:03,593 --> 01:08:05,618 Yeah! We bad. 994 01:08:07,930 --> 01:08:10,899 If you think you're off the hook because you came back for me... 995 01:08:11,670 --> 01:08:12,295 Never crossed my mind. 996 01:08:15,171 --> 01:08:18,400 You better hope that's someone coming to rescue you. 997 01:08:21,244 --> 01:08:22,575 Frankie! 998 01:08:23,179 --> 01:08:25,773 - What are you doing here? - Sal heard you were having trouble... 999 01:08:25,948 --> 01:08:27,347 ...so he sent us to help you out. 1000 01:08:27,517 --> 01:08:30,281 - Who the hell are you? - Frank Lombardo. 1001 01:08:30,453 --> 01:08:33,684 I represent the interests of Salvatore Maggio. 1002 01:08:33,856 --> 01:08:36,791 - You must be Smith. - You're not wrong. 1003 01:08:38,270 --> 01:08:41,190 - What's going on here? - These guys were trying to kill us. 1004 01:08:41,197 --> 01:08:44,132 Looks like we got here just in time. 1005 01:08:46,269 --> 01:08:48,320 You did good, kid. 1006 01:08:48,204 --> 01:08:51,901 Now, put that gun down before you hurt yourself, all right? 1007 01:08:57,380 --> 01:08:59,143 Wow, Frankie. 1008 01:08:59,315 --> 01:09:02,450 I never thought I'd be happy to see you. 1009 01:09:05,388 --> 01:09:07,822 Frankie, this is Jessie. Jessie, this is Frankie. 1010 01:09:08,758 --> 01:09:11,158 - Hi. - You see... 1011 01:09:11,327 --> 01:09:14,558 ...Louis and I, we fell a little behind schedule... 1012 01:09:14,730 --> 01:09:17,790 And Jessie came along and helped us get back on schedule again. 1013 01:09:17,967 --> 01:09:19,992 And so, you know... Uh-oh. 1014 01:09:20,169 --> 01:09:21,966 I know all about it, Charlie. 1015 01:09:24,307 --> 01:09:26,434 So you know about Jackie Legs? 1016 01:09:26,609 --> 01:09:29,237 From Canarsie? He's involved in this? 1017 01:09:30,313 --> 01:09:33,544 No, you guys are so sneaky and clever, I didn't know. 1018 01:09:33,716 --> 01:09:37,379 Hurricanes leave smaller trails than you two morons. 1019 01:09:40,323 --> 01:09:44,540 Sal is very disappointed to hear you lost that money. 1020 01:09:46,950 --> 01:09:47,426 We'll get the money back. 1021 01:09:47,597 --> 01:09:52,830 It's too late for that. This time you screwed up big. Final straw big. 1022 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:56,301 Enough of the claptrap. That money is mine. 1023 01:09:56,472 --> 01:09:57,871 Zip the lip, Dundee. 1024 01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:01,237 We had a contract and it didn't involve no bloody roo. 1025 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,345 I had to come all the way down here to the sphincter of the galaxy... 1026 01:10:07,516 --> 01:10:10,610 ...to straighten out this puked-up fur ball of a mess. 1027 01:10:10,786 --> 01:10:13,840 - Do not agitate me. - We had a contract! 1028 01:10:13,256 --> 01:10:16,200 Do not agitate me! 1029 01:10:32,208 --> 01:10:33,436 Let's get out of here. 1030 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:40,142 Jessie, get as far away from here as you can. 1031 01:10:40,316 --> 01:10:41,783 They're not after you. 1032 01:10:41,951 --> 01:10:43,748 Louis, we gotta get the money. 1033 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:46,582 We drive the roo into the canyon, we can corner him there. 1034 01:10:46,756 --> 01:10:48,553 - We? - We did have a deal. 1035 01:10:59,835 --> 01:11:01,132 Enough! 1036 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:05,832 Contract terminated. 1037 01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:07,339 Get in the car! 1038 01:11:12,248 --> 01:11:14,944 - There he goes! - Turn him into the canyon! 1039 01:11:22,725 --> 01:11:23,851 Frankie! 1040 01:11:38,541 --> 01:11:40,168 Come on! 1041 01:11:41,377 --> 01:11:42,708 We got them! 1042 01:11:52,254 --> 01:11:54,449 Shoot at them, you idiot! 1043 01:11:56,459 --> 01:11:58,620 I could've stayed in Brooklyn for this! 1044 01:12:01,530 --> 01:12:02,690 Come on, baby! 1045 01:12:07,303 --> 01:12:08,600 Hold on! 1046 01:12:15,411 --> 01:12:17,345 I hate this country like a sickness! 1047 01:12:20,490 --> 01:12:21,482 Not me! Them! 1048 01:12:23,753 --> 01:12:24,742 My bad. 1049 01:12:27,656 --> 01:12:28,748 Bad brats! 1050 01:12:28,924 --> 01:12:31,415 - Get the dumb thing out of my face! - I got it! 1051 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:34,620 Watch your head! 1052 01:12:35,364 --> 01:12:37,594 - Watch out! - For what? 1053 01:12:46,750 --> 01:12:47,406 Tight fit! 1054 01:12:48,544 --> 01:12:49,704 Crap! 1055 01:13:08,130 --> 01:13:10,690 - Louis, he's coming to you! - Go get him, big guy! 1056 01:13:11,434 --> 01:13:14,460 I'm gonna get that money, Charlie! I'm going for the money! 1057 01:13:16,338 --> 01:13:17,999 Oh, my God! 1058 01:13:20,342 --> 01:13:22,401 - Louis! - Watch out! 1059 01:13:24,980 --> 01:13:26,777 Louis, no! 1060 01:13:26,949 --> 01:13:28,746 Stay still, Jackie Legs! 1061 01:13:30,953 --> 01:13:32,784 Yeah, I got it! I got it! 1062 01:13:32,955 --> 01:13:35,719 - I got the money! - Louis! 1063 01:13:42,531 --> 01:13:44,294 Louis! 1064 01:13:44,934 --> 01:13:47,950 Hurry, Charlie! 1065 01:13:47,269 --> 01:13:49,328 I'm slipping, Charlie! 1066 01:13:51,740 --> 01:13:53,173 Charlie! 1067 01:13:53,676 --> 01:13:55,303 Louis, grab my hand. 1068 01:13:55,478 --> 01:13:56,945 Louis! 1069 01:14:00,516 --> 01:14:02,347 - Charlie! - Hold on, Louis! 1070 01:14:04,653 --> 01:14:05,915 Give me your belt! 1071 01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:07,419 You'll be all right! 1072 01:14:07,590 --> 01:14:08,716 Charlie! 1073 01:14:08,891 --> 01:14:10,449 Grab that rope. Grab that rope! 1074 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:19,920 Charlie! 1075 01:14:20,236 --> 01:14:21,794 Grab the belt, Louis. 1076 01:14:25,700 --> 01:14:26,975 I can't reach it, Charlie! 1077 01:14:27,143 --> 01:14:29,634 Grab the damn belt! 1078 01:14:31,780 --> 01:14:32,974 It's now or never, Louis! 1079 01:14:40,589 --> 01:14:42,181 - Pull me up! - Louis. 1080 01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:47,554 You have really got to cut back on the pie! 1081 01:14:47,730 --> 01:14:49,925 Don't you let me go, Charlie! 1082 01:14:50,990 --> 01:14:51,157 Don't you let me go! 1083 01:14:52,334 --> 01:14:54,165 Go, go, go! Up, up! 1084 01:14:54,336 --> 01:14:56,395 Pull, Jessie. A little more! 1085 01:14:56,572 --> 01:14:58,335 Come on, Louis! Jessie, a little more! 1086 01:14:58,507 --> 01:14:59,838 Come on! 1087 01:15:01,430 --> 01:15:03,409 Charlie! I'm slipping! 1088 01:15:16,258 --> 01:15:18,556 I'm gonna name my first son after you. 1089 01:15:20,129 --> 01:15:22,188 "Crazy-Ass White Boy." 1090 01:15:30,139 --> 01:15:31,436 Let go of me! 1091 01:15:32,274 --> 01:15:33,901 Let go of me! 1092 01:15:36,445 --> 01:15:38,720 This is from Sal Maggio. 1093 01:15:38,247 --> 01:15:41,110 Frankie, we got the money back. We got it back! 1094 01:15:42,551 --> 01:15:43,950 We got it! 1095 01:15:44,119 --> 01:15:46,587 You don't get it, do you, Charlie? 1096 01:15:46,755 --> 01:15:49,485 Sal's not disappointed because he cares about the money. 1097 01:15:49,658 --> 01:15:53,219 He's disappointed because you two aren't dead! 1098 01:15:54,930 --> 01:15:58,195 What do you think he was paying Smith 50 grand for? 1099 01:16:01,170 --> 01:16:04,799 We traveled halfway across the world to pay for our own execution? 1100 01:16:04,974 --> 01:16:09,308 Yeah, you two guys were the bagmen for your own hit. 1101 01:16:09,478 --> 01:16:11,469 Pretty clever. 1102 01:16:11,647 --> 01:16:13,460 Not on our part. 1103 01:16:13,949 --> 01:16:14,973 Say good night. 1104 01:16:23,659 --> 01:16:27,390 This is Senior Sergeant Jimmy Inkamala, Australian Police. 1105 01:16:27,563 --> 01:16:31,210 - Mr. Jimmy? - Drop your weapon and... 1106 01:16:43,212 --> 01:16:46,477 Hey, Frankie! Go long! 1107 01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,964 - I am bolo man. - That's what I'm talking about. 1108 01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:13,270 Yes, Mr. Smith was one of our most notorious contract killers. 1109 01:17:13,442 --> 01:17:18,400 We got a tip from the FBI that he was involved with the Maggio family. 1110 01:17:18,180 --> 01:17:22,820 Yeah, and when Frankie Lombardo called looking for a guide, I was waiting. 1111 01:17:22,251 --> 01:17:23,718 I'm just glad I made it in time. 1112 01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:28,256 You pansy-ass retards are dead! You hear me? Dead! 1113 01:17:28,424 --> 01:17:31,825 I'll slaughter you like veal! I'll wear your eyeballs like jewelry! 1114 01:17:31,994 --> 01:17:35,486 I've always found the Brooklyn vernacular fascinating. 1115 01:17:38,167 --> 01:17:39,657 Quite colorful, really. 1116 01:17:39,835 --> 01:17:43,601 Hey, Frankie? Can I have your Yankees tickets? 1117 01:17:50,913 --> 01:17:53,438 There you are! They were full. 1118 01:17:53,615 --> 01:17:56,948 They're radioing Alice Springs to send another chopper for us. 1119 01:17:57,853 --> 01:17:59,343 What's up, man? 1120 01:18:03,258 --> 01:18:04,452 Charlie. 1121 01:18:06,495 --> 01:18:09,896 Something really important happened here today. 1122 01:18:10,833 --> 01:18:13,630 You saved my life. 1123 01:18:13,335 --> 01:18:16,896 - Yeah, I know. So now we're even. - Exactly. 1124 01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:19,563 You don't owe me anymore. You're rid of me. 1125 01:18:19,742 --> 01:18:21,573 What are you talking about, I'm rid of you? 1126 01:18:21,744 --> 01:18:25,578 Come on, Charlie, guilt was the glue that held this friendship together. 1127 01:18:25,914 --> 01:18:29,315 - You never needed me. - You're wrong, Louis. 1128 01:18:29,485 --> 01:18:30,577 I've always needed you. 1129 01:18:34,256 --> 01:18:37,890 You know when you call me up, and you're, like: 1130 01:18:37,259 --> 01:18:40,456 "Yo, Charlie, you gotta help me drive some greyhounds up from Florida." 1131 01:18:40,696 --> 01:18:43,665 And I make out like I'm doing you this big favor? 1132 01:18:44,990 --> 01:18:47,330 Truth is, you're doing me the favor. 1133 01:18:47,503 --> 01:18:53,738 Every story in my life worth telling starts with the words Louis and I. 1134 01:18:54,410 --> 01:18:57,208 Come on, get away from me with that, man. 1135 01:19:01,683 --> 01:19:04,846 You think we're friends because you saved my life once? 1136 01:19:06,221 --> 01:19:09,156 You save my life every day, Louis. 1137 01:19:16,365 --> 01:19:18,162 Come on, man. 1138 01:19:19,835 --> 01:19:21,598 Guys? 1139 01:19:22,137 --> 01:19:24,196 Can you hold on a second? 1140 01:19:24,373 --> 01:19:27,706 We're having a very intimate, non-gay moment. 1141 01:19:27,876 --> 01:19:29,503 Take a look. 1142 01:19:38,187 --> 01:19:40,212 - What are you doing? - Hello, Jackie Legs. 1143 01:19:47,830 --> 01:19:53,166 Here you go, boy. Here you go. Yeah. 1144 01:19:53,335 --> 01:19:55,300 That's a boy. 1145 01:19:55,704 --> 01:19:58,867 Good boy. Here you are. 1146 01:19:59,341 --> 01:20:01,935 Hey, there, little guy. Yeah. 1147 01:20:03,110 --> 01:20:04,478 There you go. 1148 01:20:05,747 --> 01:20:10,130 It's okay. It's okay. Let me just grab this. 1149 01:20:10,185 --> 01:20:13,450 There you are. Good boy. 1150 01:20:13,622 --> 01:20:15,351 There you go. 1151 01:20:32,407 --> 01:20:34,272 So long, Jackie Legs. 1152 01:20:39,181 --> 01:20:42,140 Hey, would you look at that? 1153 01:20:42,184 --> 01:20:46,860 - Louis, your lucky jacket. - I don't think so! 1154 01:20:46,255 --> 01:20:49,122 Hear me out. If you hadn't put the money in the jacket... 1155 01:20:49,291 --> 01:20:50,883 ...and the jacket on the kangaroo... 1156 01:20:51,590 --> 01:20:54,153 ...we would've delivered the money to Smith and he would've killed us. 1157 01:20:54,329 --> 01:20:55,819 Your lucky jacket. 1158 01:20:57,466 --> 01:21:01,610 Gimme my jacket! I told you. Didn't I tell you this was my lucky jacket? 1159 01:21:06,708 --> 01:21:09,404 Look, Louis, he's back. 1160 01:21:10,780 --> 01:21:12,308 And he's got a family. 1161 01:21:15,183 --> 01:21:21,315 Hey, you must be Jackie Junior. You're a cute little guy, aren't you? 1162 01:21:27,162 --> 01:21:28,652 Oh, my God! Are you all right?! 1163 01:21:35,637 --> 01:21:37,298 So, that's my story. 1164 01:21:37,472 --> 01:21:39,337 Well, not quite. 1165 01:21:39,508 --> 01:21:41,442 Frankie and his goons were put away for good. 1166 01:21:42,811 --> 01:21:46,577 As for Sal, he used all his high- level connections to avoid going to prison. 1167 01:21:46,748 --> 01:21:47,908 And you know what? 1168 01:21:50,285 --> 01:21:51,479 It wasn't enough. 1169 01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:55,412 Jessie? She ended up marrying some filthy- rich tycoon. 1170 01:21:55,591 --> 01:21:56,853 Hey, honey. 1171 01:21:57,292 --> 01:21:58,316 Hi, honey. 1172 01:21:58,493 --> 01:22:01,690 Yep, the filthy- rich dude, that's me. 1173 01:22:01,863 --> 01:22:03,888 Louis and I used the 50 grand as startup money. 1174 01:22:04,660 --> 01:22:07,580 And now Snakeskin Lily Berry Shampoo... 1175 01:22:07,235 --> 01:22:09,863 ... is the biggest thing since Vidal Sassoon. 1176 01:22:10,380 --> 01:22:12,836 Got the latest numbers in from Europe. Think you'll like them. 1177 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:14,669 I love numbers. 1178 01:22:14,843 --> 01:22:17,368 Hey, partner? I got the new numbers. 1179 01:22:19,114 --> 01:22:21,480 Partner? Partner? 1180 01:22:21,650 --> 01:22:23,880 Look out below! 1181 01:22:36,298 --> 01:22:39,199 - Louis! - Just trying my newest idea: 1182 01:22:39,368 --> 01:22:42,633 Waterproof mousse! How do you like it? 1183 01:22:47,209 --> 01:22:48,699 So that's me, Charlie Carbone. 1184 01:22:48,877 --> 01:22:51,846 The one with the beautiful girl, all the money I could ever want... 1185 01:22:52,140 --> 01:22:53,811 ... and my best friend Louis... 1186 01:22:53,982 --> 01:22:57,816 ... who saved my life more times than he'll ever know. 1187 01:23:11,533 --> 01:23:12,693 Wait a minute! 1188 01:23:12,868 --> 01:23:17,660 The movie is called Kangaroo Jack! It should end with me! 1189 01:23:17,239 --> 01:23:20,402 I'm a serious, classically trained actor! 1190 01:23:20,742 --> 01:23:24,303 I can sing, I can dance and I can jump out of the way of explosions. 1191 01:23:24,479 --> 01:23:26,379 Yeah, no, that gonna leave a mark. 1192 01:23:26,715 --> 01:23:28,546 And I can do impersonations. 1193 01:23:28,917 --> 01:23:31,784 Come on, people. Throw me a freaking bone. 1194 01:23:31,953 --> 01:23:36,140 I have a son. I shall call him Mini-Roo. 1195 01:23:36,425 --> 01:23:40,589 Now, that should be the way you end a film. With the star. 1196 01:23:40,762 --> 01:23:42,127 Someone call my agent! 1197 01:23:44,660 --> 01:23:46,296 That's all, blokes! 87613