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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,772 --> 00:00:32,985 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2 00:01:25,482 --> 00:01:28,015 Thanks for taking the time to do this, Santa. 3 00:01:28,017 --> 00:01:29,417 I know how busy you are this time of year. 4 00:01:29,419 --> 00:01:33,087 We certainly are, Corkie. 5 00:01:33,089 --> 00:01:36,323 But we've always got time for our favorite reporter. 6 00:01:36,325 --> 00:01:37,925 Especially after what happened last year. 7 00:01:37,927 --> 00:01:40,226 Am I right? 8 00:01:40,229 --> 00:01:42,663 Never underestimate the power of a well-positioned puff piece 9 00:01:42,665 --> 00:01:45,632 to make the public forget. 10 00:01:45,634 --> 00:01:47,168 I'm kidding. 11 00:01:47,170 --> 00:01:48,335 This is going to be some hard-hitting journalism 12 00:01:48,337 --> 00:01:50,370 right here. 13 00:01:50,372 --> 00:01:53,608 Again, kidding. 14 00:01:53,610 --> 00:01:54,943 How about you just show me the reindeer? 15 00:02:04,988 --> 00:02:07,721 As you can see, we have no problems with the reindeer... 16 00:02:07,723 --> 00:02:09,456 no problems at all. 17 00:02:09,458 --> 00:02:12,092 We've got everything under control. 18 00:02:12,094 --> 00:02:13,995 You're gonna want to write that one down. 19 00:02:13,997 --> 00:02:15,997 "Everything under control." 20 00:02:15,999 --> 00:02:16,730 Yeah. 21 00:02:16,732 --> 00:02:18,032 Wow. 22 00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:19,499 I can see that. 23 00:02:19,501 --> 00:02:21,502 It's almost like you don't even need to establish 24 00:02:21,504 --> 00:02:24,537 the training camps. 25 00:02:24,539 --> 00:02:27,974 There's just one thing. 26 00:02:27,976 --> 00:02:29,310 Shouldn't there be eight of them? 27 00:02:29,312 --> 00:02:29,977 What? 28 00:02:29,979 --> 00:02:32,245 Well, of course, there is... 29 00:02:32,247 --> 00:02:36,150 four, five, six, seven. 30 00:02:36,152 --> 00:02:36,986 Oh, no. 31 00:03:12,487 --> 00:03:14,322 Big dreamers dream big. 32 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:15,255 Come on, Elliot. 33 00:03:15,257 --> 00:03:16,790 You can do better than that. 34 00:03:16,792 --> 00:03:19,426 Big dreamers dream big. 35 00:03:19,428 --> 00:03:22,294 I still can't hear you. 36 00:03:22,296 --> 00:03:24,330 Big dreamers dream big! 37 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:26,634 That's what I'm talking about! 38 00:03:26,636 --> 00:03:28,401 Well, don't just stand there grinning like a fool. 39 00:03:28,403 --> 00:03:29,402 Go! 40 00:03:29,404 --> 00:03:31,007 Go, go, go. 41 00:03:36,379 --> 00:03:37,280 Go, go, go. 42 00:03:44,586 --> 00:03:46,287 Come on, Elliot. Go, go. 43 00:03:46,289 --> 00:03:46,756 Move! 44 00:03:51,094 --> 00:03:54,094 14.59 seconds exactly. 45 00:03:54,096 --> 00:03:55,262 Yes! 46 00:03:55,264 --> 00:03:56,263 Yes! 47 00:03:56,265 --> 00:03:57,631 I finally broke 15 seconds. 48 00:03:57,634 --> 00:04:00,599 127th time's the charm. 49 00:04:00,601 --> 00:04:02,503 Let's hit the salt lick. 50 00:04:02,505 --> 00:04:05,473 Aren't you forgetting something? 51 00:04:05,475 --> 00:04:08,509 Actually, I thought maybe we could skip it today? 52 00:04:08,511 --> 00:04:09,442 Oh, sure. 53 00:04:09,444 --> 00:04:10,511 Why not? 54 00:04:10,513 --> 00:04:12,611 Cutting a workout short never hurt anyone, right? 55 00:04:12,613 --> 00:04:13,681 Exactly. 56 00:04:13,683 --> 00:04:15,181 - Thanks, Hazel. - Hah. 57 00:04:15,183 --> 00:04:16,616 That's so funny. 58 00:04:16,618 --> 00:04:18,251 What's that thing coach always says? 59 00:04:18,253 --> 00:04:21,322 "Success trains, failure complains"? 60 00:04:21,324 --> 00:04:23,524 No, that's not it. 61 00:04:23,526 --> 00:04:25,158 "The moment you quit is the moment 62 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,359 you let someone else win"? 63 00:04:27,361 --> 00:04:28,195 No! 64 00:04:28,197 --> 00:04:29,729 No, Hazel, no. 65 00:04:29,731 --> 00:04:31,731 That's not it, either. 66 00:04:31,733 --> 00:04:33,166 Oh, I know. 67 00:04:33,168 --> 00:04:34,633 "If it's important, you'll find a way. 68 00:04:34,635 --> 00:04:36,402 If not, you'll find an excuse." 69 00:04:36,405 --> 00:04:38,172 That's it! 70 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:41,308 Oh, that phrase just popped in my head so out of the blue. 71 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:43,179 Isn't that so funny and weird? 72 00:04:47,516 --> 00:04:48,114 Fine. 73 00:04:48,116 --> 00:04:48,681 OK. 74 00:04:48,683 --> 00:04:50,451 Forget I said anything. 75 00:04:50,453 --> 00:04:51,187 I'll do it. 76 00:05:03,266 --> 00:05:05,565 I don't know why we're bothering with this. 77 00:05:05,567 --> 00:05:06,799 Really, just give it a decade or two, 78 00:05:06,802 --> 00:05:09,669 and global warming is going to make this a total non-issue. 79 00:05:09,671 --> 00:05:12,672 Call me crazy, Elliot, but I don't think our strategy should 80 00:05:12,674 --> 00:05:15,208 be predicated on an ecological catastrophe from which 81 00:05:15,210 --> 00:05:18,178 the world will never recover. 82 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:19,082 Well, when you put it that way... 83 00:05:23,784 --> 00:05:24,583 All right. 84 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:25,352 OK, good. 85 00:05:25,354 --> 00:05:26,653 Good start. 86 00:05:26,655 --> 00:05:28,155 That's what you always say. 87 00:05:28,157 --> 00:05:31,459 Try dispersing your weight more evenly. 88 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:32,159 That's it! 89 00:05:32,161 --> 00:05:33,260 You're doing it! 90 00:05:33,262 --> 00:05:34,727 I... I can't believe it! 91 00:05:34,729 --> 00:05:37,599 It's working! Uh-oh. 92 00:05:41,270 --> 00:05:43,204 And that, ladies and goats, is why 93 00:05:43,206 --> 00:05:45,337 Santa's always used reindeer. 94 00:05:45,339 --> 00:05:47,507 Um, a little help here? 95 00:05:47,509 --> 00:05:48,312 Ah, hold your miniature horses. 96 00:05:53,482 --> 00:05:55,715 What are you two doing messing with the climate 97 00:05:55,717 --> 00:05:56,951 generator again? 98 00:05:56,953 --> 00:05:59,619 These things are dangerous! 99 00:05:59,621 --> 00:06:01,487 I think I hear Peanut Butter calling me. 100 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:03,223 Coming! 101 00:06:03,225 --> 00:06:05,191 They already broke the off button. 102 00:06:05,193 --> 00:06:05,893 Next thing you know, they'll bust 103 00:06:05,895 --> 00:06:07,826 the emergency shut down, too. 104 00:06:07,828 --> 00:06:09,697 Ah, coach, you worry too much. 105 00:06:12,467 --> 00:06:13,800 Hey, guess what? 106 00:06:13,802 --> 00:06:16,603 I finally broke 15 seconds! 107 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:20,608 I mean, yeah, there's still the whole can't climb a snow 108 00:06:20,610 --> 00:06:21,975 drift issue to contend with. 109 00:06:21,977 --> 00:06:23,978 But if you just give me a chance, 110 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:26,447 I know I'd have a shot at making Santa's team. 111 00:06:26,449 --> 00:06:27,180 I just know it. 112 00:06:27,182 --> 00:06:28,881 Elliot, I can't understand you. 113 00:06:28,884 --> 00:06:30,684 I'm not one of Santa's elves. 114 00:06:31,888 --> 00:06:32,484 Go on now. 115 00:06:32,486 --> 00:06:33,454 Get! 116 00:06:33,456 --> 00:06:34,554 Goat run's about to start. 117 00:06:34,556 --> 00:06:36,957 Aw, coach, not the goats! 118 00:06:36,959 --> 00:06:37,756 Peanut Butter can handle the... 119 00:06:37,758 --> 00:06:39,491 Goats, Elliot. 120 00:06:39,493 --> 00:06:41,229 - I wanted to show you my moves! - Now! 121 00:06:45,601 --> 00:06:46,498 Goats. 122 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,299 Goats. 123 00:06:47,301 --> 00:06:48,568 So many goats. 124 00:06:48,570 --> 00:06:51,004 Line up in an orderly fashion. 125 00:06:51,006 --> 00:06:52,438 Oh. 126 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,874 For the love of... work with me, goats. 127 00:06:55,876 --> 00:06:59,311 Ah, get off me, [INAUDIBLE]. 128 00:06:59,313 --> 00:07:00,548 You're late! 129 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:03,549 And these fool goats won't herd themselves. 130 00:07:03,552 --> 00:07:04,384 What? 131 00:07:04,386 --> 00:07:06,585 - Who are you calling a fool? - You! 132 00:07:06,587 --> 00:07:08,888 You great cloven-hooved ninny. 133 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:10,724 You have responsibilities, Elliot. 134 00:07:10,726 --> 00:07:12,792 Ugh. Let's just get this over with. 135 00:07:12,794 --> 00:07:14,594 I should totally be carbo-loading right now. 136 00:07:14,596 --> 00:07:17,031 I'll have you know the running of the goats 137 00:07:17,033 --> 00:07:19,866 has been a beloved and dignified tradition 138 00:07:19,868 --> 00:07:21,835 for more than 25 years! 139 00:07:21,838 --> 00:07:23,369 Heads up, old man! 140 00:07:27,309 --> 00:07:29,677 Oh, yeah, so dignified. 141 00:07:29,679 --> 00:07:31,247 Oh, shut it. 142 00:07:51,032 --> 00:07:52,665 Miss Ludzinka? 143 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:53,968 Hello. 144 00:07:53,970 --> 00:07:56,669 Didn't we schedule your walk through for tomorrow? 145 00:07:56,671 --> 00:07:58,405 I come today. 146 00:07:58,407 --> 00:08:00,939 I can see that, and that's awesome. 147 00:08:00,941 --> 00:08:02,842 It's just I've got this open house... 148 00:08:02,844 --> 00:08:05,412 Today! 149 00:08:05,414 --> 00:08:06,645 OK, then. 150 00:08:06,647 --> 00:08:07,350 Great chat. 151 00:08:12,787 --> 00:08:13,986 I haven't seen a crowd like this 152 00:08:13,989 --> 00:08:16,523 since I was but a wee fawn. 153 00:08:16,525 --> 00:08:19,926 This calls for an inspirational speech. 154 00:08:20,895 --> 00:08:22,027 Oh, man. 155 00:08:22,029 --> 00:08:25,664 Goats of witty pity, hear me now. 156 00:08:25,666 --> 00:08:28,002 You've come to run as free gourdes, 157 00:08:28,004 --> 00:08:30,770 and free goats you are. 158 00:08:30,772 --> 00:08:32,805 The old coot's finally lost it. 159 00:08:32,807 --> 00:08:35,108 You're assuming he ever had it. 160 00:08:35,110 --> 00:08:39,078 What will you do with that freedom, goats? 161 00:08:42,950 --> 00:08:44,884 Mm, no. 162 00:08:44,886 --> 00:08:45,985 Ay, goats. 163 00:08:45,987 --> 00:08:47,886 Learn, and you may die. 164 00:08:47,888 --> 00:08:49,621 Goat run, and you'll live... 165 00:08:49,623 --> 00:08:51,125 at least a while. 166 00:08:51,127 --> 00:08:53,459 What kind of a pep talk is this? 167 00:08:53,461 --> 00:08:53,927 But would you be willing to trade... 168 00:08:53,930 --> 00:08:54,727 All right. 169 00:08:54,729 --> 00:08:55,562 That's it. 170 00:08:55,564 --> 00:08:56,262 ...everything for one 171 00:08:56,264 --> 00:08:57,630 chance to tell your enemies... 172 00:08:58,633 --> 00:09:01,067 ...that they may take our goats, 173 00:09:01,069 --> 00:09:04,405 but they will never take our goat land! 174 00:09:07,876 --> 00:09:11,145 Jeez, take it easy, Peanut Butter. 175 00:09:11,147 --> 00:09:12,049 Hello, goat. 176 00:09:24,725 --> 00:09:26,992 Nice duck and weave, Blueberry. 177 00:09:26,994 --> 00:09:27,961 Thanks! 178 00:09:31,533 --> 00:09:35,501 Yee! Ha, ha! 179 00:09:35,503 --> 00:09:35,806 Oh! 180 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:42,712 Uh! Ah! 181 00:09:48,483 --> 00:09:49,449 Thanks, Elliot. 182 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:55,487 Oh, I forgot how good adulation feels. 183 00:09:55,489 --> 00:09:57,790 I'm pretty sure they're cheering for me. 184 00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:58,659 Yeah. 185 00:09:58,661 --> 00:10:00,794 Keep telling yourself that, shorty. 186 00:10:25,085 --> 00:10:27,755 There they are, the reindeer. 187 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,757 The reindeer are finally here. 188 00:10:59,554 --> 00:11:01,554 You people love DJ. 189 00:11:01,556 --> 00:11:02,758 Yes you do. 190 00:11:11,499 --> 00:11:12,999 It's true. 191 00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:16,703 DJ is fabulous. 192 00:11:16,705 --> 00:11:17,904 OK, huddle up. 193 00:11:17,906 --> 00:11:18,704 All right. 194 00:11:18,706 --> 00:11:19,171 Good run, guys. 195 00:11:19,174 --> 00:11:20,073 Good run. 196 00:11:20,076 --> 00:11:21,741 Nice work out there. 197 00:11:21,743 --> 00:11:24,776 Hey everyone, I'm all warmed up and ready to go. 198 00:11:24,778 --> 00:11:25,678 Hey, come on, guys. 199 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,014 Make some room. 200 00:11:28,016 --> 00:11:29,616 Yo, mini man. 201 00:11:29,618 --> 00:11:32,117 I thought I made myself clear yesterday. 202 00:11:32,119 --> 00:11:33,620 Let him join in, DJ. 203 00:11:33,622 --> 00:11:34,420 We don't mind. 204 00:11:34,422 --> 00:11:37,689 Well, I'm team captain and I do. 205 00:11:37,691 --> 00:11:39,659 When are you going to give up, runt? 206 00:11:39,661 --> 00:11:42,996 Because DJ is getting tired of this. 207 00:11:42,998 --> 00:11:46,900 Oh, I'll never give up, so DJ better get used to it. 208 00:11:46,902 --> 00:11:47,799 Is that so? 209 00:11:47,801 --> 00:11:49,935 Yeah, it is. 210 00:11:49,937 --> 00:11:51,804 I'll say this, little dude. 211 00:11:51,806 --> 00:11:55,308 Persistence is an admirable quality, just real admirable. 212 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,309 Thanks, DJ. 213 00:11:56,311 --> 00:11:58,711 I appreciate that. 214 00:11:58,713 --> 00:12:01,213 For a reindeer. 215 00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:03,116 Stinking reindeer. 216 00:12:03,119 --> 00:12:06,084 Think they're so special. 217 00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:08,586 Um, don't look now, but... what are you doing? 218 00:12:08,589 --> 00:12:10,588 I said not to look. 219 00:12:10,591 --> 00:12:13,795 Hello. Mhm. 220 00:12:20,602 --> 00:12:22,968 So you, uh, you're going to eat that? 221 00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:23,569 What? 222 00:12:23,571 --> 00:12:24,036 Ew, no. 223 00:12:24,038 --> 00:12:26,838 Come on, Hazel. 224 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:29,041 Ew. 225 00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:32,278 God, that is the worst beef jerky 226 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,646 I've ever tasted in my life. 227 00:12:34,648 --> 00:12:36,915 That's because beef had nothing to do with it. 228 00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:37,684 Why? 229 00:12:37,686 --> 00:12:39,586 What's it say? 230 00:12:39,588 --> 00:12:41,887 Ludzinka's Llama Sticks. 231 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:43,923 What the what? 232 00:12:43,925 --> 00:12:47,893 Raised by Mama Llama in Peru, dehydrated by Ludzinka 233 00:12:47,896 --> 00:12:50,730 in Duluth. 234 00:12:50,732 --> 00:12:53,232 This just in from Santa's workshop. 235 00:12:53,234 --> 00:12:55,201 The world's been stunned this holiday 236 00:12:55,203 --> 00:12:58,337 season by a startling turn of events at the North Pole. 237 00:12:58,339 --> 00:13:00,039 Oh my gosh, it can't be true. 238 00:13:00,041 --> 00:13:01,243 So close to Christmas? 239 00:13:04,311 --> 00:13:06,312 I can confirm the rumor. 240 00:13:06,314 --> 00:13:08,948 Blitzen announced his retirement late last night, 241 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:10,817 effective immediately. 242 00:13:10,819 --> 00:13:12,050 Was it a medical emergency? 243 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,918 A family crisis? 244 00:13:13,921 --> 00:13:17,122 Or is he the one behind Dancer's conscious uncoupling? 245 00:13:17,124 --> 00:13:19,358 Because there has been talk and photos. 246 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,026 They're everywhere. 247 00:13:21,028 --> 00:13:23,996 Ahem. 248 00:13:23,998 --> 00:13:25,964 The truth is a juice bar in the Keys 249 00:13:25,966 --> 00:13:30,703 he'd been eyeing for a while finally came on the market. 250 00:13:30,705 --> 00:13:33,740 Accordingly, we're calling up our top draft 251 00:13:33,742 --> 00:13:35,808 candidates for an emergency trial 252 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:37,677 session starting tomorrow. 253 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:38,943 You can't possibly expect to find 254 00:13:38,946 --> 00:13:40,380 a replacement in three days. 255 00:13:40,382 --> 00:13:41,947 Will there even be a Christmas? 256 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:44,183 And does Blitzen do a coldpressed GSI blend? 257 00:13:44,185 --> 00:13:46,684 Because my adrenals have been sued for sluggish. 258 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:47,855 No more questions. 259 00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:52,791 Well, what are you all looking at? 260 00:13:52,793 --> 00:13:54,794 We've got to a trial to get to. 261 00:13:55,729 --> 00:13:57,328 DJ's going big leagues. 262 00:13:57,331 --> 00:13:58,798 DJ's going big leagues. 263 00:13:58,800 --> 00:13:59,697 DJ's going big leagues. 264 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:00,966 Yes he is, yes he is. 265 00:14:00,969 --> 00:14:01,737 Zip it, rock star. 266 00:14:05,306 --> 00:14:07,239 What's your problem, Clyde? 267 00:14:07,241 --> 00:14:09,442 Why you got to rain on DJ's parade? 268 00:14:09,444 --> 00:14:11,209 Who said you're our top pick? 269 00:14:11,211 --> 00:14:13,846 Oh I get it. 270 00:14:13,848 --> 00:14:17,216 You want to be a little more reindeerly. 271 00:14:17,218 --> 00:14:20,852 Mr. Assistant Coach, sir, even though I'm the number one seed 272 00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:23,121 in the whole entire world, I humbly 273 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,757 ask that you choose me for the honor, nay, 274 00:14:25,759 --> 00:14:29,762 the privilege to serve as the Witty 275 00:14:28,796 --> 00:14:31,698 Bitty Farm's representative at the North Pole tryouts. 276 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:37,735 But only if it pleases you, you're most gracious immanence. 277 00:14:37,738 --> 00:14:39,405 Please, Mr. Assistant Coach? 278 00:14:39,407 --> 00:14:42,308 He promises to be a good boy. 279 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,741 Knock it off, all of you. 280 00:14:45,979 --> 00:14:48,981 Why Santa insists on working with reindeer, 281 00:14:48,983 --> 00:14:52,318 when any other animal could do a better job, I'll never know. 282 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,721 And if Coach understood even half the trash 283 00:14:54,723 --> 00:14:57,389 you nimwits talk, he'd agree. 284 00:14:57,392 --> 00:14:58,923 Did you hear that, Hazel? 285 00:14:58,925 --> 00:15:00,358 This is my chance to prove I'm just as 286 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,161 good as any stinking reindeer. 287 00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,732 Good luck. 288 00:15:05,734 --> 00:15:07,833 So the housing market's pretty crazy in the North Pole, 289 00:15:07,835 --> 00:15:09,736 - isn't it? - Elliot, what are you doing? 290 00:15:09,738 --> 00:15:11,370 Demonstrating a hairpin turn. 291 00:15:11,372 --> 00:15:13,472 Why? 292 00:15:13,474 --> 00:15:14,941 Hey, Coach, check it out. 293 00:15:19,781 --> 00:15:21,347 Stopping on a dime. 294 00:15:21,349 --> 00:15:23,948 There's a shortage of housing I hear. 295 00:15:23,950 --> 00:15:26,084 I'm even amazing in reverse, Coach. 296 00:15:26,086 --> 00:15:27,418 Elliot, stop. 297 00:15:27,421 --> 00:15:29,955 But I've been training so hard, Clyde. 298 00:15:29,957 --> 00:15:33,992 If you and Coach would just give me a chance. 299 00:15:33,994 --> 00:15:35,427 Well, looky looky. 300 00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:38,131 Little horse is trying out. 301 00:15:38,133 --> 00:15:42,501 Oh man, DJ couldn't ask for a funner humiliation himself. 302 00:15:42,503 --> 00:15:44,068 Nice form. 303 00:15:44,071 --> 00:15:45,873 - Little guy's not half bad. - What? 304 00:15:50,110 --> 00:15:51,177 Not again. 305 00:15:51,179 --> 00:15:53,312 Get him back to the goat pin, would you, old fella? 306 00:15:53,314 --> 00:15:57,015 I don't have time for any more of his antics today. 307 00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:58,217 Coach, wait. 308 00:15:58,219 --> 00:16:00,185 You don't see me run the tire course yet. 309 00:16:00,187 --> 00:16:01,187 Coach, please. 310 00:16:01,189 --> 00:16:02,320 Oh no. 311 00:16:02,322 --> 00:16:06,559 No, no, no, no, no. 312 00:16:06,561 --> 00:16:09,028 Elliot, you OK in there? 313 00:16:16,002 --> 00:16:18,269 He didn't even notice me. 314 00:16:18,271 --> 00:16:19,471 What a loser. 315 00:16:19,474 --> 00:16:22,174 No you didn't. 316 00:16:22,176 --> 00:16:24,009 You wouldn't want to be a part of this anyway, kid. 317 00:16:24,011 --> 00:16:25,944 Go back to the goats, buddy. 318 00:16:25,946 --> 00:16:27,045 Let him go. 319 00:16:27,047 --> 00:16:27,612 Go lock in. 320 00:16:27,614 --> 00:16:29,084 We've got to go lock in. 321 00:16:32,854 --> 00:16:33,421 Aw, Elliot. 322 00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:39,158 Twas a solid effort, lad. 323 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,860 Yeah, thanks. 324 00:16:40,862 --> 00:16:42,227 But that's what you get for trying 325 00:16:42,229 --> 00:16:44,462 to be something you're not. 326 00:16:44,464 --> 00:16:48,434 Well, pardon me for wanting to do something with my life. 327 00:16:48,436 --> 00:16:51,303 Are you implying my life isn't important? 328 00:16:51,305 --> 00:16:55,407 To think I thought you'd take over for me one day. 329 00:16:55,409 --> 00:16:59,477 You don't deserve the honor of overseeing the goat run. 330 00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:06,184 Nobody cares about the goat run or the mini horses 331 00:17:06,186 --> 00:17:09,555 in charge of it. 332 00:17:17,964 --> 00:17:21,200 Pst. Hey Elliot, wake up. 333 00:17:21,202 --> 00:17:23,869 Just get up. 334 00:17:23,871 --> 00:17:25,237 Come on. 335 00:17:25,239 --> 00:17:27,272 Hazel? 336 00:17:27,274 --> 00:17:28,308 What are you doing? 337 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:30,541 Oh, you know, just heading up the back nine. 338 00:17:30,544 --> 00:17:32,043 Want to play buck a ball? 339 00:17:32,045 --> 00:17:33,479 You're golfing? 340 00:17:33,481 --> 00:17:35,180 I'm stuck. 341 00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:38,083 Help me. 342 00:17:38,085 --> 00:17:39,917 Wait. 343 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,488 You're not going to eat that, are you? 344 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:44,088 Oh, how dare you. 345 00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:46,325 That is a vicious stereotype. 346 00:17:46,327 --> 00:17:50,194 I have never eaten a tin can in my life. 347 00:17:50,197 --> 00:17:51,130 OK, fine. 348 00:17:51,132 --> 00:17:55,000 I'm a goat and I eat tin cans, all right? 349 00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:57,336 Can you please stop judging me now? 350 00:17:57,338 --> 00:17:59,337 I am vulnerable. 351 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:00,940 What do you need me to do? 352 00:18:00,942 --> 00:18:04,542 Um, pull. 353 00:18:04,544 --> 00:18:05,513 Whoa, easy. 354 00:18:09,984 --> 00:18:10,982 You're going to have to go get that. 355 00:18:10,984 --> 00:18:11,684 It's your can. 356 00:18:11,686 --> 00:18:12,584 You get it. 357 00:18:12,587 --> 00:18:15,053 Fine, we'll do it together. 358 00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:16,187 Big baby. 359 00:18:16,189 --> 00:18:19,490 1, 2, 3. 360 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:24,597 Quick, grab it. 361 00:18:25,499 --> 00:18:26,664 Ew. 362 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:29,934 Young man, no wife, no childrens. 363 00:18:29,936 --> 00:18:33,105 To own a petting zoo is weird to me. 364 00:18:33,107 --> 00:18:34,373 Yeah, OK. 365 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:38,576 Well, like I said, I inherited the place from my grandparents. 366 00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:41,145 You sure you'll be able to give them a good home, Ms. Ludzinka? 367 00:18:41,147 --> 00:18:42,413 No need worry. 368 00:18:42,415 --> 00:18:47,485 I give my animals only the best, organic feed, insulated pins. 369 00:18:47,487 --> 00:18:52,624 I keep them very happy and tenderized. 370 00:18:52,627 --> 00:18:55,327 Sorry, did you say tenderized? 371 00:18:55,329 --> 00:18:56,228 Tenderhearted. 372 00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:56,794 Forgive me. 373 00:18:56,796 --> 00:19:00,398 My English, not so good. 374 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,169 Sure you're not throwing reindeer. 375 00:19:04,171 --> 00:19:06,137 I like reindeer. 376 00:19:06,139 --> 00:19:08,606 Good and gamey. 377 00:19:08,608 --> 00:19:11,010 They are good at games. 378 00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:15,380 I mean, I love to play different games with my friends. 379 00:19:15,382 --> 00:19:17,648 The reindeer are the future of this place. 380 00:19:17,651 --> 00:19:20,184 No, only the petting zoo animals are for sale. 381 00:19:20,186 --> 00:19:21,720 OK. 382 00:19:21,722 --> 00:19:24,522 I already make you a good offer, better than anyone else's, 383 00:19:24,524 --> 00:19:26,524 I'm sure. 384 00:19:26,526 --> 00:19:31,129 Actually, you made the only offer, so. 385 00:19:31,131 --> 00:19:33,766 You're not so good at bargaining thing, huh? 386 00:19:33,768 --> 00:19:34,532 What do you mean? 387 00:19:34,534 --> 00:19:35,366 Oh, nothing. 388 00:19:35,368 --> 00:19:36,534 Nothing. 389 00:19:36,536 --> 00:19:37,635 Shake hand. 390 00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:41,139 We have deal. 391 00:19:41,141 --> 00:19:43,008 We'll finalize the paperwork when I get back. 392 00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,175 Ooh. 393 00:19:44,177 --> 00:19:45,012 Moist, very moist hand. 394 00:19:51,686 --> 00:19:54,787 Peanutbutter, wake up. 395 00:19:54,789 --> 00:19:57,689 What are you two dunderheads doing in my stall 396 00:19:57,692 --> 00:19:59,524 at this unholy hour? 397 00:19:59,526 --> 00:20:00,759 Coach is selling us, Peanutbutter. 398 00:20:00,761 --> 00:20:02,728 To a crazy lady. 399 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:05,530 Who dehydrates llamas in Duluth. 400 00:20:05,532 --> 00:20:08,366 So he's finally found a buyer? 401 00:20:08,368 --> 00:20:13,070 You know about this and you didn't try to stop it? 402 00:20:13,073 --> 00:20:15,174 What happened to glory and honor? 403 00:20:15,176 --> 00:20:16,407 What happened to 404 00:20:16,409 --> 00:20:18,308 never taking our goat run. 405 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:22,346 One thing has nothing to do with the other. 406 00:20:22,349 --> 00:20:24,750 It's time to stop fighting what you are and accept 407 00:20:24,752 --> 00:20:26,718 your station, Elliot. 408 00:20:26,721 --> 00:20:27,723 Life's easier that way. 409 00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:34,225 You get Ignacio, I'll get the goats. 410 00:20:34,227 --> 00:20:36,060 You wouldn't last a day in the wild. 411 00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:38,664 Well, that's longer than we'd last in a dehydrator. 412 00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:40,265 We're not running away, Hazel. 413 00:20:40,267 --> 00:20:41,666 Of course we're running away. 414 00:20:41,668 --> 00:20:43,037 What else could we possibly do? 415 00:20:47,339 --> 00:20:49,607 Are we about to commit a crime? 416 00:20:49,609 --> 00:20:50,843 It's a gray area. 417 00:20:50,845 --> 00:20:53,280 Because I've always thought I'd make an excellent saboteur. 418 00:20:56,616 --> 00:21:00,751 Sabotage isn't exactly what I had in mind. 419 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:06,356 Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi. 420 00:21:06,358 --> 00:21:08,693 Oh, what a DJing morning. 421 00:21:08,695 --> 00:21:11,530 Oh, what a DJing day. 422 00:21:11,532 --> 00:21:13,397 Everybody now. 423 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,335 We've got a DJing feeling. 424 00:21:16,337 --> 00:21:19,404 Everything's DJ today. 425 00:21:19,407 --> 00:21:21,839 You know, DJ's going to miss you all when 426 00:21:21,841 --> 00:21:23,407 he's working with the big man. 427 00:21:23,410 --> 00:21:25,844 Aw, we're going to miss you too, DJ. 428 00:21:25,846 --> 00:21:28,880 Oh, DJ didn't really mean it. 429 00:21:28,882 --> 00:21:31,583 He was just being polite. 430 00:21:31,585 --> 00:21:34,256 See you on the other side, suckers. 431 00:21:42,163 --> 00:21:44,863 Shut that thing, Hazel. 432 00:21:44,865 --> 00:21:46,597 I'm serious, quiet. 433 00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:47,865 I'm trying. 434 00:21:47,867 --> 00:21:48,436 I'm trying. 435 00:21:51,404 --> 00:21:52,606 I think I got it this time. 436 00:21:57,777 --> 00:21:59,410 Purring like a kitten. 437 00:22:03,216 --> 00:22:04,916 What is the matter with you? 438 00:22:04,918 --> 00:22:07,386 It's no big deal, I just... 439 00:22:07,388 --> 00:22:08,685 uh. 440 00:22:08,687 --> 00:22:10,688 What is going on? 441 00:22:10,690 --> 00:22:14,830 I just maybe, probably, really shouldn't have eaten that can. 442 00:22:17,696 --> 00:22:19,830 Third time's the charm. 443 00:22:22,403 --> 00:22:23,734 Yes. 444 00:22:23,736 --> 00:22:26,672 Now hurry up and get in before she stalls again. 445 00:22:40,888 --> 00:22:42,921 Oh, make it stop. 446 00:22:42,923 --> 00:22:44,821 You look really bad. 447 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:47,858 Got to get that can through the old duodenum, you know? 448 00:22:47,861 --> 00:22:49,560 Um, no. 449 00:22:49,562 --> 00:22:51,230 You're right. 450 00:22:51,232 --> 00:22:52,864 Things could get messy, cornering the small intestine. 451 00:22:52,867 --> 00:22:55,500 That's only happened a couple of times in the past. 452 00:22:55,503 --> 00:22:56,401 What? 453 00:22:56,403 --> 00:22:56,934 All right, Sherlock. 454 00:22:56,936 --> 00:22:57,868 It was five times. 455 00:22:57,871 --> 00:22:58,803 OK, six. 456 00:22:58,805 --> 00:23:00,338 Fine, seven. 457 00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:02,673 I've had complications in the small intestine 458 00:23:02,675 --> 00:23:05,610 as a result of ingesting cans eight times in the past. 459 00:23:05,612 --> 00:23:07,578 But you never know how things will shake out. 460 00:23:07,580 --> 00:23:11,749 A ruminants gastrointestinal tract is full of surprises. 461 00:23:16,690 --> 00:23:19,656 What happened to the engine? 462 00:23:24,631 --> 00:23:27,598 We're going to have to make an emergency landing. 463 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,801 We're all going to die. 464 00:23:32,871 --> 00:23:34,338 What are you doing? 465 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:36,242 Are you trying to hit that tree, Coach? 466 00:23:42,781 --> 00:23:44,781 Hazel. 467 00:23:44,783 --> 00:23:46,451 Help me. 468 00:23:46,453 --> 00:23:48,519 Come on, Hazel. 469 00:23:48,521 --> 00:23:51,524 Reach. Hazel. 470 00:23:58,798 --> 00:24:01,798 Wow, well how about that? 471 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,034 What? 472 00:24:03,036 --> 00:24:06,872 That can just shook itself right out. 473 00:24:39,571 --> 00:24:42,343 This is where reindeer become heroes, boys. 474 00:24:49,817 --> 00:24:51,683 Nice ride. 475 00:24:51,685 --> 00:24:55,052 You make that thing out of your grandpappy's old car 476 00:24:55,054 --> 00:24:57,455 and some salvage tractor parts? 477 00:24:57,457 --> 00:24:59,457 Yeah, why? 478 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,033 I'm flying corporate or nothing from now on. 479 00:25:10,035 --> 00:25:11,103 I am not even kidding. 480 00:25:11,105 --> 00:25:12,869 Oh, nibbles. 481 00:25:12,871 --> 00:25:13,938 Let's chow. 482 00:25:13,940 --> 00:25:15,606 No, forget it. 483 00:25:15,608 --> 00:25:17,541 We have to register while the others are distracted. 484 00:25:17,543 --> 00:25:19,510 Not even a carrot? 485 00:25:19,512 --> 00:25:20,778 Come on. 486 00:25:20,780 --> 00:25:23,714 I'm so hungry. 487 00:25:23,716 --> 00:25:24,949 Whoohoo. 488 00:25:24,951 --> 00:25:27,289 That's my boys. 489 00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:34,558 Walter Wittick III, right? 490 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,860 Do I know you? 491 00:25:35,862 --> 00:25:37,394 I don't think so. 492 00:25:37,397 --> 00:25:40,034 Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend. 493 00:25:43,736 --> 00:25:45,470 I'm Walter Wittick, yes. 494 00:25:45,472 --> 00:25:47,704 Oh yeah, you're the team from the petting 495 00:25:47,706 --> 00:25:49,740 zoo, the Witty Bitty Farm. 496 00:25:49,742 --> 00:25:52,009 Wittick's Reindeer Training Camp, actually. 497 00:25:52,011 --> 00:25:53,377 We're rebranding. 498 00:25:53,379 --> 00:25:55,445 Aren't you some kind of minor league 499 00:25:55,447 --> 00:25:56,948 baseball star or something? 500 00:25:56,950 --> 00:25:58,982 Youngest shortstop ever drafted. 501 00:25:58,984 --> 00:26:00,718 Ooh, impressive. 502 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,789 I bet you'll be called up to the majors any day now. 503 00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:05,790 Oh, yeah. 504 00:26:05,792 --> 00:26:08,125 Major league baseball isn't all it's cracked up to be. 505 00:26:08,127 --> 00:26:10,827 I decided to do something important with my life, 506 00:26:10,829 --> 00:26:14,132 something truly fulfilling, you know, for the kids. 507 00:26:14,134 --> 00:26:15,933 How noble. 508 00:26:15,935 --> 00:26:18,170 That's just the kind of guy I am, 509 00:26:18,172 --> 00:26:20,872 noble, magnanimous, benevolent. 510 00:26:20,874 --> 00:26:22,038 I could go on. 511 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:23,607 I'm sure you could. 512 00:26:23,609 --> 00:26:25,910 The thing is I heard you got sidelined 513 00:26:25,912 --> 00:26:27,577 by a case of the yips. 514 00:26:27,579 --> 00:26:28,547 What? 515 00:26:28,549 --> 00:26:30,882 Word is you woke up one day and completely 516 00:26:30,884 --> 00:26:33,750 lost your ability to throw the ball to first base. 517 00:26:33,752 --> 00:26:35,886 Poof, like you never had it at all. 518 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:37,488 That's not... where did you... 519 00:26:37,490 --> 00:26:39,856 I mean, OK, also dude, the yips is 520 00:26:39,858 --> 00:26:41,526 not the preferred nomenclature. 521 00:26:41,528 --> 00:26:44,028 Misplaced focus, please. 522 00:26:44,030 --> 00:26:45,896 You couldn't hit a ball 10 feet in front of you 523 00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:46,731 to save your life. 524 00:26:46,734 --> 00:26:49,032 That only happened the one time. 525 00:26:49,034 --> 00:26:51,001 Sure it did. 526 00:26:51,003 --> 00:26:53,069 Good like out there, sport star. 527 00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:57,741 That could have gone better. 528 00:26:57,744 --> 00:27:00,177 Oh man, this is perfect. 529 00:27:00,179 --> 00:27:01,179 Everyone in the world is going to want 530 00:27:01,181 --> 00:27:03,146 to visit the petting zoo that produced Santa's 531 00:27:03,148 --> 00:27:05,549 first non-reindeer reindeer. 532 00:27:05,551 --> 00:27:07,117 Coach will make so much money, he 533 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:09,052 won't have to sell us anymore. 534 00:27:09,054 --> 00:27:12,155 And all you have to do is beat 20 of the world's toughest 535 00:27:12,157 --> 00:27:14,125 contenders in a grueling three-day 536 00:27:14,128 --> 00:27:16,497 - competition to make it happen. - Next. 537 00:27:20,899 --> 00:27:21,798 Where's your human? 538 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,501 He's busy in the... uh, you know what? 539 00:27:24,504 --> 00:27:26,238 I'd look to check in a player, please. 540 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,573 I'm only permitted to deal with humans. 541 00:27:28,575 --> 00:27:29,508 It's a union thing. 542 00:27:29,510 --> 00:27:30,474 His name's Elliot. 543 00:27:30,476 --> 00:27:31,344 That is E-L-L-I-O-T-E? 544 00:27:34,547 --> 00:27:36,614 At least, I think there's an E on the end. 545 00:27:36,616 --> 00:27:38,548 Literacy's never really been my strong point. 546 00:27:38,550 --> 00:27:39,951 Seriously, g get your human. 547 00:27:39,953 --> 00:27:41,719 He's allergic to tree nuts. 548 00:27:41,721 --> 00:27:43,753 Best to take it easy on the dairy, too. 549 00:27:43,755 --> 00:27:46,523 Since you're obviously never going to leave, fine. 550 00:27:46,526 --> 00:27:48,492 Name and feeder farm before I change my mind. 551 00:27:48,494 --> 00:27:49,361 Yeah. 552 00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:51,496 So again, his name is Elliot, and we 553 00:27:51,498 --> 00:27:53,163 are an independent entry. 554 00:27:53,166 --> 00:27:55,165 You got a wild card then? 555 00:27:55,168 --> 00:27:58,102 Did I mention he has a nut allergy? 556 00:27:58,104 --> 00:27:59,871 I'll take that as a no. 557 00:27:59,873 --> 00:28:01,239 Once you see what he can do... 558 00:28:01,241 --> 00:28:02,940 Oh, for the love of Keebler. 559 00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:07,644 If it will hurry you up, show me this player of yours. 560 00:28:07,646 --> 00:28:10,780 Tada. 561 00:28:10,782 --> 00:28:13,084 You want to enter a pony in the North Pole tryouts? 562 00:28:13,086 --> 00:28:14,887 - I am a miniature... - Next. 563 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,092 What are we going to do, Hazel? 564 00:28:21,094 --> 00:28:23,661 If I can't register, I can't compete. 565 00:28:23,663 --> 00:28:24,362 No, no, no. 566 00:28:24,364 --> 00:28:27,198 It's all big misunderstanding. 567 00:28:27,201 --> 00:28:30,201 We warned you about the extra magic cookies, Moshennika. 568 00:28:30,204 --> 00:28:32,169 Gentlemen, be reasonable. 569 00:28:32,171 --> 00:28:34,704 I'm sure we can work this out. 570 00:28:34,706 --> 00:28:37,208 Bribing Santa's helpers, Uri. 571 00:28:37,211 --> 00:28:40,677 Ugh, how do you sleep at night? 572 00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:41,647 Enjoy the naughty list. 573 00:28:44,884 --> 00:28:46,116 Ooh. 574 00:28:46,118 --> 00:28:49,287 Ah, Hazel, you don't even know what that is. 575 00:28:49,289 --> 00:28:51,588 Blech, ugh. 576 00:28:51,591 --> 00:28:54,925 Standard 65 pound cardstock flavored with number 12 ink? 577 00:28:54,927 --> 00:28:57,327 I'm number 12 ink intolerant. 578 00:28:57,329 --> 00:28:57,761 What? 579 00:28:57,763 --> 00:29:00,330 It's a thing. 580 00:29:00,332 --> 00:29:03,834 Hazel, you are a genius. 581 00:29:03,836 --> 00:29:05,102 I know. 582 00:29:05,104 --> 00:29:05,806 What's it say? 583 00:29:09,609 --> 00:29:11,342 Follow me. 584 00:29:11,344 --> 00:29:13,144 Can you just read it to me? 585 00:29:13,146 --> 00:29:13,944 Mm. 586 00:29:13,946 --> 00:29:14,912 Mm. 587 00:29:14,914 --> 00:29:15,846 Mm. 588 00:29:15,848 --> 00:29:17,280 Mhm. 589 00:29:17,282 --> 00:29:19,521 This is some quality produce. 590 00:29:22,754 --> 00:29:23,790 Hello, Junior. 591 00:29:27,627 --> 00:29:30,730 Oh, hey dad. 592 00:29:31,761 --> 00:29:33,064 Didn't realize you'd make it to the tryouts. 593 00:29:33,066 --> 00:29:36,166 How are things with the Brittle... 594 00:29:36,168 --> 00:29:38,368 what's that place called again? 595 00:29:38,370 --> 00:29:41,271 Wittick's Witty Bitty Farm, which you'd know 596 00:29:41,274 --> 00:29:44,075 if you ever bothered to visit. 597 00:29:44,077 --> 00:29:45,343 Yes. 598 00:29:45,345 --> 00:29:47,948 Well, oh dear. 599 00:29:51,650 --> 00:29:52,585 Good luck, son. 600 00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:57,653 Oh and Junior... 601 00:29:57,656 --> 00:29:59,323 Yeah dad? 602 00:29:59,325 --> 00:30:01,061 Try not to embarrass me, OK? 603 00:30:09,769 --> 00:30:13,037 - Say hello to Glitzen. - Glitzen? 604 00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:15,138 What kind of a name is Glitzen? 605 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:17,775 Weren't you just here? 606 00:30:17,777 --> 00:30:19,343 Are you going to sign us in or do I have 607 00:30:19,345 --> 00:30:20,877 to go over your head on this? 608 00:30:20,879 --> 00:30:23,079 Ahem. 609 00:30:23,081 --> 00:30:24,749 Do we have a problem here, Joleen? 610 00:30:24,751 --> 00:30:26,950 This goat's pulling a fast one. 611 00:30:26,953 --> 00:30:28,684 I've got a wild card and I've got a player. 612 00:30:28,687 --> 00:30:31,055 How is that a fast one? 613 00:30:31,057 --> 00:30:31,791 This is your player? 614 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,426 We're blown. 615 00:30:36,428 --> 00:30:37,761 - He knows. - He doesn't know. 616 00:30:37,763 --> 00:30:40,263 - Stop talking. - He totally knows. 617 00:30:40,265 --> 00:30:41,665 Go ahead, sign him in. 618 00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:42,599 What? 619 00:30:42,601 --> 00:30:44,201 He's below regulation weight and height. 620 00:30:44,203 --> 00:30:46,702 He doesn't have a human, and I'm almost positive I 621 00:30:46,705 --> 00:30:49,239 checked in all the wild cards. 622 00:30:49,241 --> 00:30:52,143 Who gives the orders around here? 623 00:30:52,145 --> 00:30:53,844 You do, sir. 624 00:30:53,846 --> 00:30:57,713 Then sign him in. 625 00:30:57,716 --> 00:30:58,782 Thanks. 626 00:30:58,784 --> 00:31:00,917 It's going to be a long day. 627 00:31:00,919 --> 00:31:02,188 I knew I shouldn't have picked up this shift. 628 00:31:07,092 --> 00:31:08,258 I guess we should try to find out 629 00:31:08,260 --> 00:31:10,260 who your main competition is. 630 00:31:10,262 --> 00:31:13,263 Oh, oh DJ all the way. 631 00:31:13,265 --> 00:31:15,433 Ugh, aside from the obvious. 632 00:31:15,435 --> 00:31:17,801 Oh, I already know. 633 00:31:17,803 --> 00:31:19,302 There's Heinrich the Dutch Dream. 634 00:31:19,304 --> 00:31:20,938 Oh [INAUDIBLE] 635 00:31:20,940 --> 00:31:23,074 Svetlana the Polish Punisher and her best friend, 636 00:31:23,076 --> 00:31:26,077 Olga the Swedish Destroyer. 637 00:31:26,079 --> 00:31:28,479 Then we've got the Canadian, a.k.a. 638 00:31:28,481 --> 00:31:30,314 - Sasha Second Place. - Ouch. 639 00:31:30,316 --> 00:31:32,083 Watch it, Dutch boy. 640 00:31:32,085 --> 00:31:33,150 Dang. 641 00:31:33,152 --> 00:31:34,719 What is her problem? 642 00:31:34,721 --> 00:31:36,453 Huge chip on her shoulder. 643 00:31:36,455 --> 00:31:39,256 Dad, grandma, and great uncle all second picks 644 00:31:39,258 --> 00:31:41,157 at previous tryouts. 645 00:31:41,159 --> 00:31:43,026 Lot of pressure to break the family curse. 646 00:31:43,029 --> 00:31:45,796 All right, everybody, pipe down. 647 00:31:45,798 --> 00:31:48,965 Ahem, welcome, one and all. 648 00:31:48,967 --> 00:31:51,102 Santa is delighted you made the long journey 649 00:31:51,104 --> 00:31:53,269 and is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 650 00:31:53,271 --> 00:31:54,838 OK, here's the deal. 651 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,843 We've got three days to find our next Blitzen. 652 00:31:58,845 --> 00:32:00,744 Of course, when we set up this system, 653 00:32:00,746 --> 00:32:04,381 we envisioned a much longer process. 654 00:32:04,383 --> 00:32:07,183 But since your predecessor proved like so many before him 655 00:32:07,185 --> 00:32:09,519 that reindeer are unreliable, self-absorbed, 656 00:32:09,521 --> 00:32:11,856 ego maniacal quitters who possess 657 00:32:11,858 --> 00:32:14,391 nary a hint of social responsibility 658 00:32:14,393 --> 00:32:15,358 nor personal honor... 659 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:16,359 Who do you think you are? 660 00:32:17,262 --> 00:32:18,795 Not all reindeer, man. 661 00:32:18,798 --> 00:32:20,463 This guy is amazing. 662 00:32:20,465 --> 00:32:22,266 Oh, I see. 663 00:32:22,268 --> 00:32:25,402 You're under the impression that reindeers are noble creatures. 664 00:32:25,404 --> 00:32:27,003 Hey, I've got a good idea. 665 00:32:27,005 --> 00:32:29,906 How about I enlighten you to the way things really are? 666 00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:35,512 It all started in 1953 when Dixen decided to have a family 667 00:32:35,514 --> 00:32:37,314 and move to the suburbs. 668 00:32:37,316 --> 00:32:39,183 Now, I'll be the first to admit the Dixen thing caught us off 669 00:32:39,185 --> 00:32:40,983 guard. 670 00:32:40,985 --> 00:32:43,287 Of course, our real mistake was thinking that it was a fluke. 671 00:32:43,289 --> 00:32:46,022 Because 14 years later, along comes a little movement known 672 00:32:46,024 --> 00:32:49,092 as "flower power," and Comet takes off 673 00:32:49,095 --> 00:32:52,362 to some ashram to find himself. 674 00:32:52,364 --> 00:32:55,999 Then in 1988, Cupid defected to Moscow 675 00:32:56,001 --> 00:32:59,036 after falling in love again, this time 676 00:32:59,038 --> 00:33:01,939 with a little Siberian number by the name of Vladlena, 677 00:33:01,941 --> 00:33:05,442 on Christmas Eve, no less, which brings us 678 00:33:05,444 --> 00:33:08,478 to last year's incident when Prancer decided 679 00:33:08,481 --> 00:33:11,213 he needed some "me" time. 680 00:33:11,216 --> 00:33:14,483 I mean, have you ever heard such self-absorbed baloney 681 00:33:14,485 --> 00:33:15,852 in all your life? 682 00:33:15,855 --> 00:33:16,420 Oh, wait. 683 00:33:16,422 --> 00:33:18,855 Look who I'm talking to. 684 00:33:18,858 --> 00:33:20,257 Of course you have. 685 00:33:20,259 --> 00:33:21,090 Wait a minute. 686 00:33:21,092 --> 00:33:22,459 Are you kidding me? 687 00:33:22,461 --> 00:33:26,930 Save your whining for the sports psychologist. 688 00:33:26,932 --> 00:33:30,600 The point is, punks, it's no longer just about skill. 689 00:33:30,602 --> 00:33:34,471 We're looking for strength of character, integrity, loyalty, 690 00:33:34,473 --> 00:33:36,472 qualities that seemed to have eluded your species 691 00:33:36,474 --> 00:33:38,908 for quite some time. 692 00:33:38,910 --> 00:33:40,410 Now, get out of here. 693 00:33:40,412 --> 00:33:43,145 First event starts in the main field in five. 694 00:33:56,529 --> 00:33:58,961 Oh, oh DJ all the way. 695 00:33:58,963 --> 00:34:02,866 Hey, hey DJ all the way. 696 00:34:02,868 --> 00:34:05,001 Hm. 697 00:34:05,003 --> 00:34:09,905 Hey, Little League tryouts were last week, small fry. 698 00:34:09,908 --> 00:34:10,640 Good one. 699 00:34:10,642 --> 00:34:11,440 Question, though. 700 00:34:11,442 --> 00:34:13,010 Are you looking forward to coming 701 00:34:13,012 --> 00:34:15,412 in second again, JD Canuck? 702 00:34:15,414 --> 00:34:17,314 Oh. 703 00:34:17,316 --> 00:34:18,248 No, no, I'm sorry. 704 00:34:18,250 --> 00:34:19,482 I didn't mean that. 705 00:34:19,484 --> 00:34:20,282 I was only trying to... 706 00:34:20,285 --> 00:34:22,051 I'm just messing with you, tiny. 707 00:34:22,053 --> 00:34:23,619 Would you two keep it down? 708 00:34:23,621 --> 00:34:25,991 DJ's trying to get himself in the zone over here. 709 00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:33,295 All right, folks. 710 00:34:33,298 --> 00:34:36,232 This ain't rocket science. 711 00:34:36,234 --> 00:34:38,535 First 10 get to stick around for tomorrow's event. 712 00:34:38,537 --> 00:34:41,371 The rest of you, bye bye. 713 00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:41,875 Take your marks. 714 00:34:49,247 --> 00:34:50,947 Go DJ, go. 715 00:34:50,950 --> 00:34:55,622 - Wind up your knees, head down. - Huh? 716 00:35:09,702 --> 00:35:13,402 This is just another goat run. 717 00:35:13,404 --> 00:35:16,372 Come on, Glitzen, you can do this. 718 00:35:16,374 --> 00:35:18,374 You do this every day. 719 00:35:18,376 --> 00:35:20,176 Duck and weave, Glitzen. 720 00:35:20,178 --> 00:35:21,677 What? 721 00:35:21,679 --> 00:35:23,082 Duck and weave. 722 00:35:29,655 --> 00:35:31,654 Look at DJ go. 723 00:35:31,656 --> 00:35:34,390 Those clowns never had a chance. 724 00:35:34,392 --> 00:35:36,358 Enough of this nonsense. 725 00:35:36,361 --> 00:35:39,462 There's a footy match against the old enemy on channel 3. 726 00:35:39,464 --> 00:35:41,164 Hey. 727 00:35:46,637 --> 00:35:50,040 Did somebody order a Spanish meatball? 728 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:55,412 Get out of there, Glitzen. Go. 729 00:35:55,414 --> 00:35:58,081 Move. 730 00:35:58,083 --> 00:35:59,985 Oh my goat. 731 00:36:04,756 --> 00:36:05,257 What? 732 00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:12,295 That little reindeer looks just like you, Peanutbutter. 733 00:36:12,298 --> 00:36:18,167 - [INAUDIBLE] - He's got it. 734 00:36:18,169 --> 00:36:19,136 He's got it. 735 00:36:19,138 --> 00:36:20,402 Yeah. 736 00:36:20,405 --> 00:36:22,071 Yes. Yes. 737 00:36:22,073 --> 00:36:24,039 DJ loves himself. 738 00:36:24,042 --> 00:36:25,508 DJ. 739 00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:26,410 You see that? 740 00:36:26,412 --> 00:36:29,178 The training camp is going to pay off. 741 00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:31,080 Man, your boy's got some legs. 742 00:36:31,082 --> 00:36:33,350 He just broke your record, right? 743 00:36:33,352 --> 00:36:34,219 Not even close. 744 00:36:46,230 --> 00:36:47,230 Yes, yes. 745 00:36:47,232 --> 00:36:49,068 [INAUDIBLE] in your face. 746 00:36:54,539 --> 00:36:56,807 Elliot, that was amazing. 747 00:36:56,809 --> 00:36:59,509 Can you believe it, Hazel? 748 00:36:59,511 --> 00:37:00,178 I did it. 749 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:02,212 I actually made it through. 750 00:37:02,214 --> 00:37:03,345 What are you two doing here? 751 00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:05,782 Uh-oh. 752 00:37:05,784 --> 00:37:07,416 Do we know each other? 753 00:37:07,418 --> 00:37:09,519 I'm pretty sure we've met, Elliot. 754 00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:10,786 Nice hat, Hazel. 755 00:37:10,788 --> 00:37:13,088 Please don't tell Coach we're here, Clyde. 756 00:37:13,091 --> 00:37:15,591 Give me one good reason why not. 757 00:37:15,593 --> 00:37:17,793 Because I can do this. 758 00:37:17,795 --> 00:37:18,761 Did you see that? 759 00:37:18,763 --> 00:37:19,763 I made the cut. 760 00:37:19,765 --> 00:37:21,731 Dead last on qualifier. 761 00:37:21,734 --> 00:37:23,465 You must be so proud. 762 00:37:23,468 --> 00:37:25,602 OK, yeah, I was last. 763 00:37:25,604 --> 00:37:26,837 But did you see me out there? 764 00:37:26,839 --> 00:37:28,238 I was on fire. 765 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,506 Sloppy footwork, appalling technique, 766 00:37:30,508 --> 00:37:33,510 and a total disregard for presentation. 767 00:37:33,512 --> 00:37:34,543 Some fire. 768 00:37:34,545 --> 00:37:35,445 Yeah? 769 00:37:35,447 --> 00:37:37,345 Well, what do you know? 770 00:37:37,347 --> 00:37:39,316 You're just a cranky, old draft horse whose pulled one too many 771 00:37:39,318 --> 00:37:41,451 kegs. 772 00:37:41,453 --> 00:37:42,785 Forget I said anything. 773 00:37:42,787 --> 00:37:44,256 You'll make a perfect reindeer. 774 00:37:47,493 --> 00:37:49,429 OK, time to hit the buffet. 775 00:37:55,868 --> 00:37:58,733 Uh, we should just go home and take 776 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,670 our chances with the meat lady. 777 00:38:00,672 --> 00:38:01,838 Oh yeah, sure. 778 00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,241 Let's quit now, give up on everything 779 00:38:04,243 --> 00:38:06,108 you've been working your entire life for. 780 00:38:06,110 --> 00:38:06,810 Great plan. 781 00:38:06,812 --> 00:38:07,877 I'm serious. 782 00:38:07,879 --> 00:38:10,050 Sure you are. Athletes. 783 00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:13,682 Wait a second. 784 00:38:13,684 --> 00:38:16,586 Where is everyone? 785 00:38:16,588 --> 00:38:18,387 Hey, Glitzen. 786 00:38:18,389 --> 00:38:20,289 You coming to the after party? 787 00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:22,124 Ooh, is that where they serve dessert? 788 00:38:22,126 --> 00:38:23,359 Is there a chocolate fountain? 789 00:38:23,361 --> 00:38:25,828 Reindeer only, sorry. 790 00:38:25,830 --> 00:38:27,697 I'm not really in a party mood. 791 00:38:27,699 --> 00:38:28,664 Why not? 792 00:38:28,666 --> 00:38:31,267 You were amazing today. 793 00:38:31,269 --> 00:38:31,768 I was? 794 00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:32,903 Are you kidding? 795 00:38:32,905 --> 00:38:34,402 I just saw the replay. 796 00:38:34,404 --> 00:38:37,340 That duck and weave bit was awesome. 797 00:38:37,342 --> 00:38:38,340 Oh, actually, that was... 798 00:38:38,342 --> 00:38:41,144 Just a little reindeer move I came up with back 799 00:38:41,146 --> 00:38:43,246 at the reindeer training camp, you 800 00:38:43,248 --> 00:38:45,848 know with the other reindeer, like me. 801 00:38:45,850 --> 00:38:46,815 Excuse me? 802 00:38:46,818 --> 00:38:48,351 Well, come on then. 803 00:38:48,353 --> 00:38:50,452 Don't just stand there looking short. 804 00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:52,288 OK, yeah. 805 00:38:52,290 --> 00:38:53,523 Yeah, you're right, Sasha. 806 00:38:53,525 --> 00:38:55,758 A party sounds like a great idea. 807 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,694 Enjoy the buffet, Hazel. 808 00:39:02,767 --> 00:39:05,602 So this is like a Christmas party? 809 00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:07,937 Um, not exactly. 810 00:39:07,939 --> 00:39:10,273 Younglings, welcome. 811 00:39:10,275 --> 00:39:13,909 We've got food, beverages, flea dip. 812 00:39:13,911 --> 00:39:17,646 Um, is that the North Pole? 813 00:39:17,648 --> 00:39:18,813 Yeah. 814 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:20,550 We steal it every year. 815 00:39:20,552 --> 00:39:22,519 What's that stuff all over it? 816 00:39:22,521 --> 00:39:23,351 Butter. 817 00:39:23,353 --> 00:39:27,691 - Makes it good and slippery. - Oh. 818 00:39:27,693 --> 00:39:29,526 You two want to give it a try? 819 00:39:29,528 --> 00:39:32,261 Do we have a choice? 820 00:39:32,263 --> 00:39:35,966 What do you think we are, a couple of heartless monsters? 821 00:39:35,968 --> 00:39:38,702 Because you would be right. 822 00:39:38,704 --> 00:39:39,970 Come on now. 823 00:39:39,972 --> 00:39:40,936 Come on. 824 00:39:40,938 --> 00:39:42,906 Have fun, y'all. 825 00:40:03,527 --> 00:40:04,727 Huh? 826 00:40:04,729 --> 00:40:05,928 Come on, come on. 827 00:40:05,930 --> 00:40:07,262 Where is it? 828 00:40:07,265 --> 00:40:08,901 I know I saw it around here somewhere. 829 00:40:25,782 --> 00:40:27,486 That must be where we get the dessert. 830 00:40:30,688 --> 00:40:32,656 Man, are you kidding me? 831 00:40:32,658 --> 00:40:34,523 No one can win this thing. 832 00:40:34,525 --> 00:40:35,925 Seriously, where's an opposable thumb 833 00:40:35,928 --> 00:40:37,726 when you need it? 834 00:40:37,728 --> 00:40:39,527 No one can win. 835 00:40:39,529 --> 00:40:40,695 No one. 836 00:40:45,469 --> 00:40:47,302 Dude, speak English. 837 00:40:47,305 --> 00:40:49,804 You know DJ doesn't understand Korean. 838 00:40:49,806 --> 00:40:51,040 He's Dutch, you idiot. 839 00:40:51,042 --> 00:40:52,807 Hey, I know what to do. 840 00:40:52,809 --> 00:40:55,778 I think DJ knows Korean when he hears it, Sasha. 841 00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:57,445 Listen, I have an idea. 842 00:40:57,447 --> 00:40:58,947 No, she is right. I am Dutch. 843 00:40:58,949 --> 00:41:02,618 Guys, we're all losers. 844 00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:03,886 Excuse me? 845 00:41:03,888 --> 00:41:05,353 You said it yourself, DJ. 846 00:41:05,355 --> 00:41:07,456 This is impossible. 847 00:41:07,458 --> 00:41:10,960 But if someone doesn't get that hat down, we all lose. 848 00:41:10,963 --> 00:41:15,064 All of us as a group. 849 00:41:15,066 --> 00:41:18,300 Some might even call it a team. 850 00:41:18,302 --> 00:41:20,969 Do you see where I'm going with this? 851 00:41:20,971 --> 00:41:22,672 Oh, I see. 852 00:41:22,674 --> 00:41:24,606 Let's do this. 853 00:41:26,476 --> 00:41:27,910 Whoa, hold on. 854 00:41:27,912 --> 00:41:29,880 What just... I don't get it. 855 00:41:33,651 --> 00:41:36,919 Are you wearing [INAUDIBLE] shoes, man? 856 00:41:36,921 --> 00:41:38,586 Ow. Ow. 857 00:41:38,588 --> 00:41:39,291 Watch it. 858 00:41:52,470 --> 00:41:55,371 Oh man, I love being a reindeer. 859 00:41:55,374 --> 00:41:57,706 Good to know, considering you've 860 00:41:57,708 --> 00:41:59,743 been one your entire life. 861 00:41:59,745 --> 00:42:01,409 Oh yeah, right. 862 00:42:01,411 --> 00:42:05,081 No, I'm just saying being a reindeer is awesome. 863 00:42:05,083 --> 00:42:06,782 Whoa, hold up. 864 00:42:06,784 --> 00:42:09,684 Do I know you, little dude? 865 00:42:09,686 --> 00:42:10,587 Me? 866 00:42:10,589 --> 00:42:11,987 No. 867 00:42:11,989 --> 00:42:14,389 No, we just met, remember? 868 00:42:14,392 --> 00:42:17,425 Yeah, but you're looking awfully 869 00:42:17,427 --> 00:42:19,962 familiar all of a sudden. 870 00:42:19,964 --> 00:42:21,765 Oh, is that my coach calling me? 871 00:42:21,767 --> 00:42:22,467 I should go. 872 00:42:25,837 --> 00:42:26,902 That was weird. 873 00:42:26,904 --> 00:42:28,070 Something's not right, Sasha. 874 00:42:28,072 --> 00:42:29,340 I know it. 875 00:42:36,947 --> 00:42:40,081 Oh wow. 876 00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:42,151 Oh my goodness. 877 00:42:42,153 --> 00:42:44,722 Oh, the kitchen must be behind all these shiny new sleighs. 878 00:43:01,873 --> 00:43:03,838 What are you doing back here? 879 00:43:05,476 --> 00:43:08,144 Oh hello, good sir. 880 00:43:08,146 --> 00:43:11,713 Would you be so kind as to direct me to the ladies room? 881 00:43:11,715 --> 00:43:13,917 So sorry, Madam, I cannot. 882 00:43:13,919 --> 00:43:16,619 Because you're a goat. 883 00:43:16,621 --> 00:43:18,820 You're not authorized to be here, either. 884 00:43:18,823 --> 00:43:21,757 Would someone please tell me what is going on? 885 00:43:21,759 --> 00:43:24,427 Sugar plum, there you are. 886 00:43:24,429 --> 00:43:27,028 I've been looking all over for you. 887 00:43:27,030 --> 00:43:29,697 I've got a bag of dog treats in my purse if you play along. 888 00:43:29,699 --> 00:43:31,935 Lady, do I look like I eat Kibble? 889 00:43:31,937 --> 00:43:33,569 My, my, Lemon Drop. 890 00:43:33,571 --> 00:43:34,836 What is all this? 891 00:43:34,839 --> 00:43:37,740 It's how the North Pole keeps up with the rest of the world. 892 00:43:37,743 --> 00:43:39,575 And it's supposed to be top secret, by the way, 893 00:43:39,577 --> 00:43:42,077 so if you do not mind. 894 00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:46,449 It's just there sure a lot of mechanical sleigh in here. 895 00:43:46,451 --> 00:43:48,516 Seriously, this place is packed. 896 00:43:48,518 --> 00:43:50,820 And I always thought they were manufactured exclusively 897 00:43:50,822 --> 00:43:52,454 for the training farms. 898 00:43:52,456 --> 00:43:53,621 Oh yeah, that is right. 899 00:43:53,623 --> 00:43:54,789 They sure are. 900 00:43:54,791 --> 00:43:58,027 And yet here we stand in the heart of the North Pole, 901 00:43:58,029 --> 00:44:00,528 surrounded by a veritable suite of them. 902 00:44:00,530 --> 00:44:01,831 Hey, she's right. 903 00:44:01,833 --> 00:44:03,132 What gives, elf? 904 00:44:03,135 --> 00:44:05,066 Care to comment? 905 00:44:05,068 --> 00:44:06,802 Well, I... 906 00:44:06,804 --> 00:44:09,070 I suppose we couldn't expect to keep it a secret forever. 907 00:44:09,072 --> 00:44:10,673 Keep what a secret? 908 00:44:10,675 --> 00:44:13,842 How we survived the Prancer crisis, of course. 909 00:44:13,844 --> 00:44:16,845 How do you think Santa handled a typhoon, two blizzards, 910 00:44:16,847 --> 00:44:19,181 and the worst fog the eastern seaboard had ever 911 00:44:19,183 --> 00:44:21,083 seen with his team down a man? 912 00:44:21,085 --> 00:44:24,519 Everyone knows last year was an outright disaster. 913 00:44:24,522 --> 00:44:26,655 The one thing Santa didn't do was handle it. 914 00:44:26,657 --> 00:44:29,258 Of course he handled it. 915 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:32,661 He was just a little late. 916 00:44:32,663 --> 00:44:35,063 A little? 917 00:44:35,065 --> 00:44:36,699 Try seven hours. 918 00:44:37,601 --> 00:44:40,168 The candy cane has cracked. 919 00:44:40,170 --> 00:44:42,670 I repeat, the candy cane has cracked. 920 00:44:42,672 --> 00:44:46,642 Move, move, move. 921 00:44:46,644 --> 00:44:53,081 We did what we had to do and we got the job done. 922 00:44:53,083 --> 00:44:56,585 These sleighs are something else. 923 00:44:56,587 --> 00:44:59,021 No need to be fed or groomed. 924 00:44:59,023 --> 00:45:01,891 Don't need any sleep or exercise. 925 00:45:01,893 --> 00:45:05,059 100% hassle-free. 926 00:45:05,061 --> 00:45:07,730 I love technology. 927 00:45:07,732 --> 00:45:11,032 Not more than you love the reindeer, though, right? 928 00:45:11,034 --> 00:45:12,034 Oh yeah, no. 929 00:45:12,036 --> 00:45:14,670 Of course not. 930 00:45:14,672 --> 00:45:16,105 I love the reindeers. 931 00:45:16,107 --> 00:45:19,240 They're so much fun. 932 00:45:19,242 --> 00:45:21,976 So this is, what, a backup system? 933 00:45:21,978 --> 00:45:22,777 Sure. 934 00:45:22,779 --> 00:45:23,845 OK. 935 00:45:23,847 --> 00:45:24,880 A backup system. 936 00:45:24,882 --> 00:45:26,948 That... that's a... 937 00:45:26,951 --> 00:45:29,284 a good phrase. 938 00:45:29,286 --> 00:45:30,521 Now, if you don't mind. 939 00:45:34,058 --> 00:45:35,757 He's a terrible liar. 940 00:45:35,759 --> 00:45:36,458 Yup. 941 00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:41,063 So how about those dog treats? 942 00:45:59,650 --> 00:46:02,952 Oh, you promised you'd stop doing that. 943 00:46:02,954 --> 00:46:05,787 I saw something really strange last night, Elliot. 944 00:46:05,789 --> 00:46:06,988 Last night. 945 00:46:06,991 --> 00:46:08,123 Oh, man. 946 00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:09,592 Lemon Drop's got this secret lab. 947 00:46:09,594 --> 00:46:11,159 You should have been there, Hazel. 948 00:46:11,161 --> 00:46:12,860 Full of mechanical sleighs. 949 00:46:12,862 --> 00:46:14,162 There was reindeer. 950 00:46:14,164 --> 00:46:15,331 I think he's up to something. 951 00:46:15,333 --> 00:46:16,997 And butter. 952 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,201 Elliot, stop yapping about the stupid reindeer 953 00:46:19,203 --> 00:46:20,635 and listen to me. 954 00:46:20,638 --> 00:46:22,204 Reindeer aren't stupid. 955 00:46:22,206 --> 00:46:23,905 Uh, excuse me? 956 00:46:23,907 --> 00:46:25,074 They're actually pretty great. 957 00:46:25,076 --> 00:46:26,675 They're great? 958 00:46:26,677 --> 00:46:29,945 I mean even DJ is OK once you get to know him. 959 00:46:29,947 --> 00:46:31,279 OK, fine. 960 00:46:31,281 --> 00:46:35,617 Let's say they can be nice to other reindeer. 961 00:46:35,619 --> 00:46:37,353 How do you think they're going to react when 962 00:46:37,355 --> 00:46:39,654 you take off those antlers? 963 00:46:39,657 --> 00:46:41,757 Maybe I won't have to. 964 00:46:41,759 --> 00:46:43,626 What are you even talking about? 965 00:46:43,628 --> 00:46:46,128 I just mean I might not even win, 966 00:46:46,130 --> 00:46:50,397 so there's no point in worrying about any of that right now. 967 00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,369 I have to get to the gym before all the machines are taken. 968 00:46:54,371 --> 00:46:55,205 I'll see you later, Hazel. 969 00:47:08,085 --> 00:47:11,186 You don't look like a reindeer ready for his first flight. 970 00:47:11,188 --> 00:47:15,957 DJ's got the sniffles, and it's freezing out there. 971 00:47:15,959 --> 00:47:18,260 You're a reindeer, DJ. 972 00:47:18,262 --> 00:47:19,731 You're genetically built for the cold. 973 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,132 So that's it. 974 00:47:24,134 --> 00:47:27,802 After all our work, everything Coach has done for you, 975 00:47:27,804 --> 00:47:30,938 you're going to throw it all away over a cold? 976 00:47:30,940 --> 00:47:34,876 It is what it is, old man. 977 00:47:34,878 --> 00:47:38,213 I expect you on the main field in 20 minutes. 978 00:47:45,188 --> 00:47:46,087 Excuse me. 979 00:47:46,090 --> 00:47:48,089 OK, big guy, make some room. 980 00:47:48,092 --> 00:47:52,293 OK, if you could just move your giant butt two inches to the... 981 00:47:52,295 --> 00:47:54,128 OK, all right, that's it. 982 00:47:54,130 --> 00:47:54,965 I am done playing. 983 00:48:06,309 --> 00:48:08,679 Ooh, look at that. Nice. 984 00:48:16,454 --> 00:48:18,052 Yo, Malik. 985 00:48:18,054 --> 00:48:19,022 You forgot the milk. 986 00:48:28,164 --> 00:48:29,465 Well, well, well. 987 00:48:29,467 --> 00:48:32,367 Look at you, my lovelies. 988 00:48:32,369 --> 00:48:35,103 Gee, I wonder what that sign says. 989 00:48:35,105 --> 00:48:39,173 Meh, how important could it be? 990 00:48:39,175 --> 00:48:42,344 Reading is overrated. 991 00:48:42,346 --> 00:48:43,945 He's sick. 992 00:48:43,947 --> 00:48:45,246 After everything we've worked for? 993 00:48:45,248 --> 00:48:48,316 No, no, no, no, no. 994 00:48:48,318 --> 00:48:51,518 He wouldn't get up for you, either? 995 00:48:51,521 --> 00:48:53,489 This can't be happening. 996 00:48:53,491 --> 00:48:55,858 Everything OK, gentlemen? 997 00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:57,058 Great. 998 00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:59,360 I can see the headline now, number 1 seed has the yips. 999 00:48:59,362 --> 00:49:02,931 Reindeer trainer slash failed baseball star loses everything. 1000 00:49:02,933 --> 00:49:03,664 Perfect. 1001 00:49:03,666 --> 00:49:06,101 That's actually a little wordy. 1002 00:49:06,103 --> 00:49:07,335 What am I going to do? 1003 00:49:08,371 --> 00:49:09,137 You're right. 1004 00:49:09,139 --> 00:49:10,171 He's fine. 1005 00:49:10,174 --> 00:49:11,206 It's going to be totally fine. 1006 00:49:11,208 --> 00:49:12,439 It's all fine. 1007 00:49:12,441 --> 00:49:14,041 Sure sounds like it. 1008 00:49:14,043 --> 00:49:17,078 I need some air. 1009 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,782 Your boy's wound a little tight, huh? 1010 00:49:19,784 --> 00:49:20,818 You have no idea. 1011 00:49:23,887 --> 00:49:24,788 Hairpin turn. 1012 00:49:50,379 --> 00:49:53,580 Candy canes. 1013 00:49:53,583 --> 00:49:56,518 Keep your knees in line with your hooves. 1014 00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:58,486 Are you talking to me? 1015 00:49:58,488 --> 00:50:00,221 You see anybody else wrecking the field 1016 00:50:00,224 --> 00:50:01,423 with their sloppy technique? 1017 00:50:01,425 --> 00:50:04,425 It's not that bad. 1018 00:50:04,427 --> 00:50:06,161 OK, fine. 1019 00:50:06,163 --> 00:50:07,127 Maybe I am. 1020 00:50:07,129 --> 00:50:09,900 Knees, hooves, try it. 1021 00:50:19,108 --> 00:50:19,844 Try it again. 1022 00:50:31,355 --> 00:50:33,257 Ha ha, eat that. 1023 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,467 Give it up, grandpa. 1024 00:50:45,469 --> 00:50:47,202 DJ's done. 1025 00:50:47,204 --> 00:50:49,904 Rest assured, your grandfather would never have tolerated 1026 00:50:49,907 --> 00:50:52,474 this kind of behavior. 1027 00:50:52,476 --> 00:50:53,274 Get up, Junior. 1028 00:50:53,277 --> 00:50:55,143 I can't, dad. 1029 00:50:55,145 --> 00:50:56,276 I'm sick. 1030 00:50:57,146 --> 00:50:58,380 Nonsense. 1031 00:50:58,382 --> 00:51:00,647 - You're afraid of flying. - Nuh-huh. 1032 00:51:00,650 --> 00:51:02,251 DJ's not afraid of flying. 1033 00:51:02,253 --> 00:51:03,821 DJ's not afraid of anything. 1034 00:51:06,990 --> 00:51:10,425 OK, fine, but it's not like I chose to be a wuss. 1035 00:51:10,427 --> 00:51:12,126 What do you want me to do? 1036 00:51:12,128 --> 00:51:16,231 The only way to overcome any fear is to face it head on. 1037 00:51:16,233 --> 00:51:18,665 How did I know you'd say that? 1038 00:51:18,668 --> 00:51:22,137 I heard an extra cookie or two never hurt, either. 1039 00:51:22,139 --> 00:51:24,571 Huh? An extra cookie? 1040 00:51:24,573 --> 00:51:26,573 Isn't that kind of cheating? 1041 00:51:26,575 --> 00:51:30,278 I warned you about embarrassing me, Junior. 1042 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,479 OK, dad. 1043 00:51:31,481 --> 00:51:35,383 Anything you say. 1044 00:51:48,933 --> 00:51:53,033 Now, did everyone get one of Mrs. Claus's cookies? 1045 00:51:53,035 --> 00:51:58,138 Apparently, we had a mix-up in this morning's count. 1046 00:51:58,140 --> 00:52:00,474 Rookies. 1047 00:52:00,476 --> 00:52:03,277 All right, hold on to your butts, folks. 1048 00:52:03,279 --> 00:52:06,216 These puppies don't take long to kick in. 1049 00:52:14,724 --> 00:52:16,391 Hello? 1050 00:52:16,393 --> 00:52:18,096 Huh? 1051 00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:24,733 Ignacio? 1052 00:52:24,735 --> 00:52:26,701 What are you doing here? 1053 00:52:26,703 --> 00:52:30,405 And why are you so small? 1054 00:52:30,407 --> 00:52:34,375 What the... huh? 1055 00:52:34,378 --> 00:52:38,346 What is happening to me? 1056 00:52:38,348 --> 00:52:41,615 I shouldn't have eaten those cookies. 1057 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:03,073 I am ashamed. 1058 00:53:11,447 --> 00:53:13,648 OK, OK, OK. 1059 00:53:13,650 --> 00:53:16,317 There's got to be another way out here. 1060 00:53:16,319 --> 00:53:17,020 Aha. 1061 00:53:31,334 --> 00:53:34,067 Wait, what? 1062 00:53:34,069 --> 00:53:36,803 DJ? 1063 00:53:36,806 --> 00:53:40,307 Is this actually happening? 1064 00:53:40,309 --> 00:53:44,579 The chained monkey flies at midnight. 1065 00:53:44,581 --> 00:53:46,149 DJ's a cheat. 1066 00:53:51,654 --> 00:53:54,121 Yes, I did it, finally. 1067 00:53:54,123 --> 00:53:56,291 You're up, DJ. 1068 00:53:56,293 --> 00:53:57,625 DJ? 1069 00:53:57,627 --> 00:53:59,594 Last call for DJ. 1070 00:53:59,596 --> 00:54:01,094 I can't believe this. 1071 00:54:01,096 --> 00:54:01,695 He choked. 1072 00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:03,631 He totally choked. 1073 00:54:03,633 --> 00:54:05,400 This is a disaster. 1074 00:54:05,402 --> 00:54:08,603 Well, looks like we have our first disqualification, folks. 1075 00:54:08,605 --> 00:54:09,503 Hold up. 1076 00:54:09,505 --> 00:54:10,805 Hold up. Hold up. 1077 00:54:10,807 --> 00:54:13,043 - DJ right here. - Yeah. 1078 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,619 Oh no. 1079 00:54:24,621 --> 00:54:28,089 I'm going to barf. 1080 00:54:46,575 --> 00:54:47,743 Yes. Yes. 1081 00:54:53,850 --> 00:54:56,850 You're up, Glitzen. 1082 00:54:56,852 --> 00:55:00,587 Good luck trying to beat that. 1083 00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:02,556 Come on, Blitzen. 1084 00:55:02,558 --> 00:55:05,759 You can do it. 1085 00:55:04,794 --> 00:55:07,295 OK, big dreamers dream big. 1086 00:55:07,297 --> 00:55:09,199 Big dreamers dream big. 1087 00:55:18,175 --> 00:55:20,845 Elliot, you won't believe what I... 1088 00:55:26,583 --> 00:55:29,252 That little guy's got some moves. 1089 00:55:48,605 --> 00:55:49,603 Thank you. 1090 00:55:49,605 --> 00:55:52,272 Thank you so much. 1091 00:55:52,274 --> 00:55:55,743 No one puts DJ in the corner. 1092 00:55:55,745 --> 00:55:57,178 Nice work, Glitzen. 1093 00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:58,679 Oh, thanks, Sasha. 1094 00:55:58,681 --> 00:55:59,547 I appreciate that. 1095 00:55:59,549 --> 00:56:01,882 Yeah, well, enjoy it while you can. 1096 00:56:01,884 --> 00:56:05,185 I plan on eviscerating you tomorrow. 1097 00:56:05,187 --> 00:56:08,589 Um, what happened to your antlers? 1098 00:56:08,592 --> 00:56:11,425 They're all wonky. 1099 00:56:14,462 --> 00:56:14,928 Hold up. 1100 00:56:14,930 --> 00:56:15,495 Hold up. 1101 00:56:15,497 --> 00:56:16,732 What's she doing here? 1102 00:56:20,637 --> 00:56:23,804 I knew there was something off about that little dude. 1103 00:56:23,806 --> 00:56:26,473 The jig is up, goat. 1104 00:56:26,475 --> 00:56:28,676 You two fraudsters have been caught. 1105 00:56:28,678 --> 00:56:29,711 You're one to talk. 1106 00:56:29,713 --> 00:56:30,811 You're a cheater. 1107 00:56:30,813 --> 00:56:32,280 What did you just call me? 1108 00:56:32,282 --> 00:56:34,614 You heard me, you're a cheater. 1109 00:56:38,889 --> 00:56:41,589 Oh, look at that. I'm down. 1110 00:56:41,591 --> 00:56:44,959 I'm finally... oh come on. 1111 00:56:44,961 --> 00:56:48,895 Hazel, what's going on? 1112 00:56:48,897 --> 00:56:51,733 What is that hideous creature? 1113 00:56:51,735 --> 00:56:52,733 Oh man. 1114 00:56:52,735 --> 00:56:55,803 Elliot, is that you? 1115 00:56:55,805 --> 00:56:59,007 Glitzen? 1116 00:56:59,009 --> 00:57:00,341 What's the deal, [INAUDIBLE]? 1117 00:57:00,343 --> 00:57:02,810 You're trying to pull one over on us? 1118 00:57:02,812 --> 00:57:04,378 Did you know about this, Walter? 1119 00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:05,913 Me? Of course not. 1120 00:57:05,916 --> 00:57:11,019 Well, this is certainly a first, a pony at the North Pole 1121 00:57:11,021 --> 00:57:13,654 - tryouts. - Hes' a miniature horse. 1122 00:57:13,657 --> 00:57:15,389 And he's the least of your problems. 1123 00:57:15,391 --> 00:57:16,690 What's that supposed to mean? 1124 00:57:16,692 --> 00:57:18,692 DJ is a cheater. 1125 00:57:18,694 --> 00:57:19,326 I saw him. 1126 00:57:19,328 --> 00:57:21,261 He ate two extra cookies. 1127 00:57:21,263 --> 00:57:22,696 That is an outrageous, slanderous, 1128 00:57:22,698 --> 00:57:24,732 and egregious falsehood. 1129 00:57:24,734 --> 00:57:27,501 DJ's never cheated a day in his life. 1130 00:57:27,503 --> 00:57:31,672 Then how come you're the only reindeer still in the air? 1131 00:57:31,675 --> 00:57:34,642 I think it's time DJ paid a visit to the medical tent. 1132 00:57:34,644 --> 00:57:36,910 OK, fine. 1133 00:57:36,912 --> 00:57:40,680 DJ may have eaten an extra cookie or two. 1134 00:57:40,683 --> 00:57:42,649 But what's the big deal? 1135 00:57:42,651 --> 00:57:44,585 As long as you find someone to pull the sleigh, 1136 00:57:44,587 --> 00:57:46,621 what's it matter how they do it? 1137 00:57:46,623 --> 00:57:47,621 You're right. 1138 00:57:47,623 --> 00:57:51,491 Why not let tiny horses pretend to be reindeer? 1139 00:57:51,493 --> 00:57:54,928 Or have reindeer ingest controlled substances? 1140 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:56,596 Oh, here's a thought. 1141 00:57:56,598 --> 00:57:58,966 Rather than leaving presents for children, 1142 00:57:58,968 --> 00:58:02,536 Santa just burglars their homes instead. 1143 00:58:02,538 --> 00:58:03,937 We'll increase our bottom line and let the old man 1144 00:58:03,939 --> 00:58:05,471 unleash his inner criminal. 1145 00:58:05,473 --> 00:58:07,308 It's a win-win. 1146 00:58:07,310 --> 00:58:09,375 Santa's got an inner criminal? 1147 00:58:09,377 --> 00:58:11,445 Would one of you elves please tell us humans 1148 00:58:11,447 --> 00:58:13,513 what these animals are saying? 1149 00:58:13,515 --> 00:58:16,049 They're letting me down, as usual. 1150 00:58:16,051 --> 00:58:18,352 Oh, sir. 1151 00:58:18,355 --> 00:58:19,752 What a surprise. 1152 00:58:19,754 --> 00:58:21,655 Tell me you've kept the mechanical sleighs in 1153 00:58:21,657 --> 00:58:23,489 good working order, Lemon Drop. 1154 00:58:23,491 --> 00:58:25,526 Of course, sir, tip-top. 1155 00:58:25,528 --> 00:58:26,326 Why? 1156 00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:29,062 Because these tryouts are over. 1157 00:58:29,064 --> 00:58:30,730 I'm disqualifying every one everyone 1158 00:58:30,733 --> 00:58:32,765 and canceling all further events. 1159 00:58:32,767 --> 00:58:33,866 Sir, if I may. 1160 00:58:33,868 --> 00:58:36,670 You may not. 1161 00:58:36,672 --> 00:58:39,339 I know how hard you've worked to make these tryouts 1162 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:41,075 a successful, old friend, but this 1163 00:58:41,077 --> 00:58:44,410 has been a long time coming. 1164 00:58:44,412 --> 00:58:47,080 I love all of my reindeer, but I can no longer 1165 00:58:47,082 --> 00:58:49,982 allow personal attachments to blind me to the reality 1166 00:58:49,984 --> 00:58:51,651 of what they've become. 1167 00:58:51,653 --> 00:58:53,453 Therefore, it is with heavy heart 1168 00:58:53,455 --> 00:58:55,956 that I have decided to end my association 1169 00:58:55,958 --> 00:58:59,460 with reindeer forever. 1170 00:59:02,098 --> 00:59:05,468 We have to put the children of the world first. 1171 00:59:09,638 --> 00:59:11,571 You two ruin everything. 1172 00:59:11,573 --> 00:59:14,006 Centuries of matches down the drain. 1173 00:59:14,008 --> 00:59:17,878 We've been working for this for years, years. 1174 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:18,381 Quiet. 1175 00:59:22,152 --> 00:59:25,018 No one is more shocked by this than me. 1176 00:59:25,020 --> 00:59:27,855 However, Santa has made his decision 1177 00:59:27,857 --> 00:59:30,022 and we must abide by his wishes. 1178 00:59:30,024 --> 00:59:34,896 Now, if you'll excuse me, we have preparations to make. 1179 00:59:34,898 --> 00:59:38,966 Oh, and Merry Christmas. 1180 00:59:38,968 --> 00:59:40,635 You did this. 1181 00:59:40,637 --> 00:59:43,469 What am I supposed to tell my kids? 1182 00:59:43,471 --> 00:59:45,508 What kind of sicko pretends to be a reindeer? 1183 00:59:48,477 --> 00:59:49,379 Hang on. 1184 00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:01,187 Oh. 1185 01:00:01,190 --> 01:00:04,857 So that did not go the way I thought it would. 1186 01:00:04,859 --> 01:00:06,093 Oh. 1187 01:00:06,095 --> 01:00:07,195 Well, how did you expect things to go 1188 01:00:07,197 --> 01:00:08,895 when you stole those cookies? 1189 01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:11,665 It's not like there was a sign on them saying not to... 1190 01:00:11,667 --> 01:00:13,500 oh, reading. 1191 01:00:13,502 --> 01:00:14,901 - Yeah. - Oh. 1192 01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:16,904 You ruined everything, Hazel. 1193 01:00:16,906 --> 01:00:19,038 Did you see the way the reindeer looked at me back there? 1194 01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,174 Elliot, reindeer are jerks. 1195 01:00:21,176 --> 01:00:23,810 They've always been jerks and they always will be jerks. 1196 01:00:23,812 --> 01:00:26,446 Even Santa understands that, Santa. 1197 01:00:26,448 --> 01:00:28,114 But they all hate me now. 1198 01:00:28,116 --> 01:00:30,116 Oh, who cares what they think? 1199 01:00:30,118 --> 01:00:31,819 Have you've forgotten why we're here? 1200 01:00:31,821 --> 01:00:33,654 To save our friends. 1201 01:00:33,656 --> 01:00:35,087 As soon as we get home, we'll round 1202 01:00:35,089 --> 01:00:37,890 everyone up and hit the road. 1203 01:00:37,892 --> 01:00:39,460 At least we've got each other. 1204 01:00:39,462 --> 01:00:42,696 That's what counts, isn't it? 1205 01:00:42,698 --> 01:00:46,165 Isn't it, Elliot? 1206 01:00:46,167 --> 01:00:48,137 I don't anything anymore. 1207 01:00:59,647 --> 01:00:59,948 Ow. 1208 01:01:04,220 --> 01:01:08,055 I suppose you want a comment from the idiot coach who 1209 01:01:08,057 --> 01:01:10,890 somehow missed the fact that he had not one, but two 1210 01:01:10,893 --> 01:01:13,160 cheating players on his roster. 1211 01:01:13,162 --> 01:01:15,828 Well, newsflash, I got nothing for you. 1212 01:01:15,830 --> 01:01:19,065 I actually wanted to see how you were doing. 1213 01:01:19,067 --> 01:01:20,801 Guess I got my answer. 1214 01:01:20,803 --> 01:01:21,968 I'm sorry. 1215 01:01:21,970 --> 01:01:23,604 I'm just... 1216 01:01:23,606 --> 01:01:25,172 You could always go back to baseball, you know? 1217 01:01:25,174 --> 01:01:28,040 There are ways to deal with a yi... 1218 01:01:28,042 --> 01:01:29,942 misplaced focus. 1219 01:01:29,944 --> 01:01:31,245 You were good. 1220 01:01:31,247 --> 01:01:33,648 Not good enough. 1221 01:01:33,650 --> 01:01:35,848 If it's important, you'll find a way. 1222 01:01:35,850 --> 01:01:36,415 If not... 1223 01:01:36,417 --> 01:01:38,118 You'll find an excuse. 1224 01:01:38,120 --> 01:01:41,788 Where have I heard that before? 1225 01:01:41,790 --> 01:01:43,055 It's time to face facts. 1226 01:01:43,057 --> 01:01:45,625 I failed baseball, and now I'm going 1227 01:01:45,627 --> 01:01:47,995 to lose the training camp, too. 1228 01:01:47,997 --> 01:01:50,533 So you're giving up, just like that? 1229 01:01:54,136 --> 01:01:57,774 Good luck, Walter, with whatever you decide to do. 1230 01:02:19,727 --> 01:02:22,261 Elliot, I've been looking all over for you. 1231 01:02:22,263 --> 01:02:24,698 Come on, it's time to go. 1232 01:02:24,700 --> 01:02:28,268 Coach, I'm so sorry. 1233 01:02:28,270 --> 01:02:29,002 I didn't mean... 1234 01:02:29,004 --> 01:02:29,906 Come on now, get. 1235 01:02:33,808 --> 01:02:36,209 Thanks for getting back to me, Ms. Ludzinka. 1236 01:02:36,211 --> 01:02:38,210 What did I just say? 1237 01:02:38,212 --> 01:02:40,314 I didn't mean you, Ms. Ludzinka. 1238 01:02:40,316 --> 01:02:42,950 Listen, I just faxed you the signed bill of sale, 1239 01:02:42,952 --> 01:02:44,984 so you can pick up the animals any time you like. 1240 01:02:44,987 --> 01:02:46,285 - What? - Sure. 1241 01:02:46,287 --> 01:02:47,154 Tonight works. 1242 01:02:47,156 --> 01:02:48,654 Tonight? 1243 01:02:48,656 --> 01:02:50,924 And I changed my mind about the reindeer. 1244 01:02:50,926 --> 01:02:52,629 You can have them, too. 1245 01:02:56,899 --> 01:03:01,134 So this is how it all ends for me, abhorred in the Arctic, 1246 01:03:01,136 --> 01:03:02,939 dehydrated in Duluth. 1247 01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:09,875 I wish I could figure out who gave DJ the cookies. 1248 01:03:09,877 --> 01:03:11,243 You wouldn't happen to know the answer to that, 1249 01:03:11,245 --> 01:03:12,879 would you, Sugarplum? 1250 01:03:12,881 --> 01:03:15,781 I sure do, a masked elf with a bad wrist tattoo. 1251 01:03:18,287 --> 01:03:20,821 I can't believe I'm about to say this, 1252 01:03:20,823 --> 01:03:22,258 but I really wish I could speak goat. 1253 01:03:26,294 --> 01:03:27,392 How about you? 1254 01:03:27,395 --> 01:03:28,928 Want to do an interview? 1255 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:30,864 Give my readers an elf's perspective on the whole 1256 01:03:30,866 --> 01:03:32,665 Santa quits the reindeer thing? 1257 01:03:32,667 --> 01:03:34,334 My boss has specifically forbidden 1258 01:03:34,336 --> 01:03:36,069 us from talking to the press. 1259 01:03:36,071 --> 01:03:37,937 It would be strictly off the record. 1260 01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:39,405 You don't get it. 1261 01:03:39,408 --> 01:03:40,873 Things are so tight around here, I 1262 01:03:40,875 --> 01:03:42,843 can't drop a chocolate kiss without Lemon 1263 01:03:42,845 --> 01:03:43,643 Drop's permission. 1264 01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:44,977 You feel me? 1265 01:03:44,979 --> 01:03:46,647 Ew. 1266 01:03:46,649 --> 01:03:48,314 You mind? 1267 01:03:48,316 --> 01:03:49,082 Whatever. 1268 01:03:49,084 --> 01:03:49,719 It's only food. 1269 01:03:55,658 --> 01:03:57,789 The chained monkey flies at midnight. 1270 01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:58,361 You don't say? 1271 01:04:01,061 --> 01:04:02,229 Come on, lady. 1272 01:04:02,231 --> 01:04:04,200 It's time you learned to speak goat. 1273 01:04:09,037 --> 01:04:10,436 You do realize we're at the North Pole 1274 01:04:10,439 --> 01:04:13,272 in the dead of winter, right? 1275 01:04:13,274 --> 01:04:15,042 Your point is? 1276 01:04:15,044 --> 01:04:20,413 Guys, where's Hazel? 1277 01:04:20,415 --> 01:04:21,915 We assumed she was with you. 1278 01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:24,051 We have to find her, right now. 1279 01:04:24,053 --> 01:04:27,053 You're that anxious to get back to your sad, little life, 1280 01:04:27,055 --> 01:04:27,988 mini man? 1281 01:04:27,990 --> 01:04:29,388 I won't have a life to get back to if we 1282 01:04:29,390 --> 01:04:31,090 don't get home before sundown. 1283 01:04:31,093 --> 01:04:32,992 None of us will. 1284 01:04:32,994 --> 01:04:34,261 What are you talking about? 1285 01:04:34,263 --> 01:04:36,362 I don't have time to explain. 1286 01:04:36,364 --> 01:04:40,299 Then I suggest you make time. 1287 01:04:40,301 --> 01:04:41,701 Green. 1288 01:04:41,703 --> 01:04:42,768 Click the green. 1289 01:04:42,770 --> 01:04:43,303 Click it. 1290 01:04:43,305 --> 01:04:44,171 It's green. 1291 01:04:44,173 --> 01:04:45,138 The green one. 1292 01:04:45,140 --> 01:04:46,371 Unright. 1293 01:04:46,373 --> 01:04:48,106 Unright the click. Unright. 1294 01:04:48,108 --> 01:04:49,276 I'm clicking. 1295 01:04:49,278 --> 01:04:50,810 I'm clicking. 1296 01:04:50,812 --> 01:04:54,013 Uh, have you ever even used a computer before? 1297 01:04:54,015 --> 01:04:57,317 Never used mainframe previous, although that now. 1298 01:04:57,319 --> 01:04:59,185 Either this translation program sucks, 1299 01:04:59,187 --> 01:05:01,354 or you are completely insane. 1300 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:04,190 Listen lady, goat is a complex language with multiple layers 1301 01:05:04,192 --> 01:05:05,459 of subtext. 1302 01:05:05,461 --> 01:05:07,426 Of to fraulein. 1303 01:05:07,428 --> 01:05:09,229 The complicated tongue of the goat 1304 01:05:09,231 --> 01:05:12,998 displays many floors between the lines. 1305 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,000 She's going to turn DJ into what? 1306 01:05:15,002 --> 01:05:16,236 She's a monster. 1307 01:05:16,238 --> 01:05:18,471 Goat, OK, I can see that. 1308 01:05:18,473 --> 01:05:20,473 And a horse, well sure. 1309 01:05:20,475 --> 01:05:23,276 But who'd eat a reindeer? 1310 01:05:23,278 --> 01:05:24,111 Scandinavians. 1311 01:05:24,113 --> 01:05:25,946 Scanda who now? 1312 01:05:25,948 --> 01:05:28,514 You know, Nordic countries, world's largest 1313 01:05:28,517 --> 01:05:30,984 consumers of reindeer meat. 1314 01:05:30,986 --> 01:05:33,785 They say reindeer is healthier than fish, 1315 01:05:33,787 --> 01:05:39,024 low in fat, high in protein, and apparently real, real tasty. 1316 01:05:39,026 --> 01:05:40,993 Mm-mm. 1317 01:05:40,995 --> 01:05:42,129 Oh. 1318 01:05:42,131 --> 01:05:43,528 DJ don't feel so good. 1319 01:05:43,531 --> 01:05:45,397 Guys, focus. 1320 01:05:45,399 --> 01:05:49,136 Where is Hazel most likely to be? 1321 01:05:49,138 --> 01:05:52,038 Don't worry, reindeer's barely a step above worm. 1322 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:54,774 This will be a piece of cake. 1323 01:05:54,776 --> 01:05:58,044 Hey there, what can I do you for? 1324 01:05:58,046 --> 01:06:00,379 Hey there, what can I do you for? 1325 01:06:00,381 --> 01:06:02,348 What did I tell you? 1326 01:06:02,350 --> 01:06:05,252 Let's just cut to the chase, my sunkissed friend. 1327 01:06:05,254 --> 01:06:07,020 What's the deal with the sudden retirement? 1328 01:06:10,959 --> 01:06:12,392 That sounded important. 1329 01:06:12,394 --> 01:06:13,993 It wasn't sudden. 1330 01:06:13,995 --> 01:06:17,129 I dreamed of owning a juice bar for years. 1331 01:06:17,131 --> 01:06:19,232 So it was all your idea then? 1332 01:06:19,234 --> 01:06:21,033 Nobody ordered you to go. 1333 01:06:21,035 --> 01:06:23,435 Nobody like, say, Lemon Drop? 1334 01:06:27,374 --> 01:06:28,574 Ordered me? 1335 01:06:28,577 --> 01:06:29,509 Lemon Drop? 1336 01:06:29,511 --> 01:06:31,044 No way. 1337 01:06:31,046 --> 01:06:35,481 He's never been anything but a 100% supportive. 1338 01:06:35,483 --> 01:06:38,316 Define supportive. 1339 01:06:55,503 --> 01:06:58,904 I can't find her anywhere. 1340 01:06:58,906 --> 01:07:00,006 Well, we'll have to leave her. 1341 01:07:00,008 --> 01:07:02,375 It's every animal for themselves from here on it. 1342 01:07:02,377 --> 01:07:04,176 What is this, the Thunderdome? 1343 01:07:04,178 --> 01:07:04,779 We're not leaving anyone. 1344 01:07:09,383 --> 01:07:12,585 Are we ready for the test run of the sleighs, Lemon Drop? 1345 01:07:12,587 --> 01:07:14,221 Just clearing the field, sir. 1346 01:07:14,223 --> 01:07:18,423 Is Rusty all ready to go? 1347 01:07:18,425 --> 01:07:19,624 He'll need a few minutes. 1348 01:07:26,635 --> 01:07:28,401 Even a state-of-the-art climate 1349 01:07:28,403 --> 01:07:29,238 generator needs to warm up. 1350 01:07:32,340 --> 01:07:34,639 Are you sure about this, Nicki? 1351 01:07:34,642 --> 01:07:37,944 The reindeer has been such a big part of your life for so long. 1352 01:07:37,946 --> 01:07:39,644 The sleighs are the future, Karina. 1353 01:07:39,647 --> 01:07:41,614 At least they're going to have to be. 1354 01:07:41,616 --> 01:07:43,616 I just have this nagging feeling 1355 01:07:43,618 --> 01:07:45,252 we're missing something. 1356 01:07:45,254 --> 01:07:46,184 Oh ho. 1357 01:07:46,186 --> 01:07:47,490 Would you look at that? 1358 01:07:58,966 --> 01:08:02,234 Can I get you two any refreshments before we begin? 1359 01:08:02,236 --> 01:08:04,936 Maybe some tea, cake perhaps? 1360 01:08:04,938 --> 01:08:07,607 Why not some cookies, Lemon Drop? 1361 01:08:07,609 --> 01:08:10,376 You seem to be pretty good at giving those out. 1362 01:08:10,378 --> 01:08:12,945 Am I supposed to understand what you're talking about? 1363 01:08:12,947 --> 01:08:13,546 Can it, elf. 1364 01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:14,647 We know everything. 1365 01:08:14,649 --> 01:08:16,049 Hazel, we have to go. 1366 01:08:16,051 --> 01:08:17,250 - The meat lady... - Shush. 1367 01:08:17,252 --> 01:08:18,518 Not now, Elliot. 1368 01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:20,318 What is going on here? 1369 01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:22,420 Lemon Drop was the one who supplied 1370 01:08:22,423 --> 01:08:25,258 DJ with the extra cookies. 1371 01:08:25,260 --> 01:08:27,125 That's absurd. 1372 01:08:27,127 --> 01:08:30,196 I was here, working my hands to the bone. 1373 01:08:30,198 --> 01:08:33,099 You may have used Jolene as your delivery girl, 1374 01:08:33,101 --> 01:08:35,034 but the cookies came from you. 1375 01:08:35,036 --> 01:08:37,135 Is this true, Lemon Drop? 1376 01:08:37,137 --> 01:08:38,671 That's not even the half of it. 1377 01:08:38,673 --> 01:08:40,041 Show him, Sugarplum. 1378 01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:44,410 What are you doing, Hazel? 1379 01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:45,211 Oh, nothing much. 1380 01:08:45,213 --> 01:08:47,216 Just, you know, saving Christmas. 1381 01:08:50,953 --> 01:08:52,250 Lemon Drop found me the real estate 1382 01:08:52,252 --> 01:08:54,152 listening for my juice bar. 1383 01:08:54,154 --> 01:08:56,522 He loaned me the money for the down payment. 1384 01:08:56,524 --> 01:08:58,991 The little guy even helped me pack. 1385 01:08:58,993 --> 01:09:00,726 It's almost like he knew I wanted 1386 01:09:00,729 --> 01:09:03,728 a juice bar before I did. 1387 01:09:03,731 --> 01:09:05,531 I mean that was just weird. 1388 01:09:05,533 --> 01:09:08,568 The truth is Lemon Drop orchestrated every reindeer 1389 01:09:08,570 --> 01:09:10,635 retirement since 1953. 1390 01:09:10,637 --> 01:09:11,604 That's preposterous. 1391 01:09:11,606 --> 01:09:13,738 Cue the surveillance footage, Sugarplum. 1392 01:09:13,741 --> 01:09:15,374 Surveillance footage? 1393 01:09:15,377 --> 01:09:18,247 You use the naughty or nice technology on us, too? 1394 01:09:21,282 --> 01:09:22,614 I want kids. 1395 01:09:22,616 --> 01:09:24,016 Of course I do. 1396 01:09:24,018 --> 01:09:24,916 I just... 1397 01:09:24,918 --> 01:09:26,751 Thought you could put it off forever? 1398 01:09:26,754 --> 01:09:30,356 Oh, honey, tick tock. What? 1399 01:09:30,358 --> 01:09:31,523 She was 503. 1400 01:09:31,525 --> 01:09:34,026 Am I wrong? 1401 01:09:34,028 --> 01:09:37,263 But what about what Comet wants, man? 1402 01:09:37,265 --> 01:09:39,599 What about what Comet needs? 1403 01:09:39,601 --> 01:09:41,434 You need to take some time to figure out 1404 01:09:41,436 --> 01:09:44,504 the answer to the most important question of all, brother, 1405 01:09:44,506 --> 01:09:47,273 who is Comet? 1406 01:09:47,275 --> 01:09:49,274 That... that proves nothing. 1407 01:09:49,276 --> 01:09:52,745 Passport, rubles, and a one-way ticket to Moscow. 1408 01:09:52,747 --> 01:09:54,714 Go get her, tiger. 1409 01:09:54,716 --> 01:09:57,250 Wow, that was incredible. 1410 01:09:57,252 --> 01:09:59,652 Oh, wait till I show them the Prancer footage. 1411 01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:01,254 Please don't. 1412 01:10:01,256 --> 01:10:04,223 It's a super secret foot race around the world. 1413 01:10:04,225 --> 01:10:06,791 First contest to post a selfie from every capitol city 1414 01:10:06,794 --> 01:10:10,462 and get 10 million likes wins. 1415 01:10:10,464 --> 01:10:11,796 YOLO. 1416 01:10:11,799 --> 01:10:14,066 Prancer still hasn't come back. 1417 01:10:14,068 --> 01:10:16,301 Oh, for heaven's sakes, I was only trying to help you. 1418 01:10:16,303 --> 01:10:20,772 By tricking me into throwing away centuries of tradition? 1419 01:10:20,774 --> 01:10:24,309 I want you gone by the end of the day, Lemon Drop. 1420 01:10:24,311 --> 01:10:25,545 You, too, Jolene. 1421 01:10:25,547 --> 01:10:26,578 OK. 1422 01:10:26,580 --> 01:10:27,780 You're firing me? 1423 01:10:27,782 --> 01:10:28,880 Go ahead. 1424 01:10:28,882 --> 01:10:32,652 But you'll see, the reindeer will let you down again. 1425 01:10:32,654 --> 01:10:34,554 The sleighs are the only way to protect Christmas. 1426 01:10:34,556 --> 01:10:37,489 They're the answer to your problem, buddy. 1427 01:10:37,491 --> 01:10:39,625 When did bringing joy to the children of the world 1428 01:10:39,627 --> 01:10:40,693 become a problem? 1429 01:10:40,695 --> 01:10:43,395 When their population reached almost a billion. 1430 01:10:43,397 --> 01:10:46,599 How can one man and eight dim-witted reindeer 1431 01:10:46,601 --> 01:10:48,467 possibly be expected to keep up? 1432 01:10:48,470 --> 01:10:50,201 Well, we've managed so far. 1433 01:10:50,204 --> 01:10:53,638 Only because of me, me. 1434 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:55,808 I'm the one who manages logistics. 1435 01:10:55,810 --> 01:10:57,108 I'm the one who oversees production. 1436 01:10:57,110 --> 01:10:59,511 I'm the one who updates technology. 1437 01:10:59,513 --> 01:11:01,313 Me. 1438 01:11:01,315 --> 01:11:06,818 The only reason you can pull off any of this is because of me. 1439 01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:09,721 Lemon Drop, what are you doing? 1440 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:22,535 Let's see how your precious reindeer hold up to this. 1441 01:11:22,537 --> 01:11:23,506 No. 1442 01:11:35,283 --> 01:11:39,250 Everybody take cover. 1443 01:11:48,229 --> 01:11:50,630 Nicholas, where are you going? 1444 01:11:50,632 --> 01:11:54,200 Have to turn off machine. 1445 01:11:54,202 --> 01:11:55,201 [INAUDIBLE] 1446 01:11:55,203 --> 01:12:01,173 [INAUDIBLE] 1447 01:12:01,175 --> 01:12:04,379 We have to get out of here. 1448 01:12:09,851 --> 01:12:10,351 Hazel. 1449 01:12:27,569 --> 01:12:28,567 Let go. 1450 01:12:28,570 --> 01:12:29,772 You're the boss. 1451 01:12:33,541 --> 01:12:36,242 What have you done? 1452 01:12:36,244 --> 01:12:39,811 Something I should have done a long time ago. 1453 01:12:39,813 --> 01:12:44,220 No. 1454 01:12:49,189 --> 01:12:52,659 Hazel. 1455 01:12:56,462 --> 01:12:57,461 Don't worry, Glitzen. 1456 01:12:57,463 --> 01:12:58,763 We've got this. 1457 01:12:58,765 --> 01:13:00,732 Sit down, mini man. 1458 01:13:00,734 --> 01:13:02,137 Somebody help me. 1459 01:13:08,408 --> 01:13:12,377 No, no, no. 1460 01:13:16,884 --> 01:13:19,555 Oh, this is very frightening. 1461 01:13:24,858 --> 01:13:27,529 Have to save at least one. 1462 01:13:30,832 --> 01:13:34,433 Oh, sugar cookie. 1463 01:13:34,435 --> 01:13:35,934 No. 1464 01:13:39,574 --> 01:13:40,743 Come on, Sasha. 1465 01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,446 Help me. 1466 01:13:48,448 --> 01:13:51,415 Do I look like I can be of assistance to you 1467 01:13:51,417 --> 01:13:54,555 at this moment? 1468 01:13:55,722 --> 01:13:57,226 Hazel. 1469 01:14:03,030 --> 01:14:05,731 We got to go. 1470 01:14:05,733 --> 01:14:06,430 What are you doing? 1471 01:14:06,432 --> 01:14:07,898 Let me go. 1472 01:14:07,900 --> 01:14:09,969 I have to save her. 1473 01:14:09,971 --> 01:14:11,669 It's too late. 1474 01:14:16,343 --> 01:14:21,912 We have to get everyone out of there, now. 1475 01:14:36,029 --> 01:14:41,000 It's got an emergency shutdown, just like home. 1476 01:14:41,002 --> 01:14:45,469 Mini man, are you crazy? 1477 01:15:03,056 --> 01:15:03,558 Glitzen? 1478 01:15:10,331 --> 01:15:11,429 Elliot. 1479 01:15:11,431 --> 01:15:13,865 You saved us. 1480 01:15:13,867 --> 01:15:15,835 Not all of us. 1481 01:15:15,837 --> 01:15:17,969 Oh, mini man. 1482 01:15:20,774 --> 01:15:21,377 What is that? 1483 01:15:24,912 --> 01:15:25,813 Is that? 1484 01:15:28,850 --> 01:15:30,514 Hazel? 1485 01:15:31,385 --> 01:15:34,753 She's heading straight for the fissure. 1486 01:15:34,756 --> 01:15:37,421 Hold on, Hazel. 1487 01:15:49,703 --> 01:15:52,670 Elliot, that was amazing. 1488 01:15:52,672 --> 01:15:54,906 I had no idea you could do that. 1489 01:15:54,908 --> 01:15:56,842 Seriously, that was incredible. 1490 01:15:56,844 --> 01:16:01,012 You ate that snowbank like it was breakfast. 1491 01:16:01,014 --> 01:16:03,482 Just a little trick I learned from my best friend. 1492 01:16:03,484 --> 01:16:05,951 What's on the menu tonight, Mount Kilimanjaro? 1493 01:16:05,953 --> 01:16:08,553 Wait a second, tonight? 1494 01:16:08,555 --> 01:16:09,920 Oh man, tonight. 1495 01:16:09,922 --> 01:16:10,921 We have to go. 1496 01:16:10,923 --> 01:16:12,857 The meat lady comes tonight. 1497 01:16:12,859 --> 01:16:13,726 Meat lady? 1498 01:16:13,728 --> 01:16:16,831 Wait, what's this about a meat lady? 1499 01:16:27,975 --> 01:16:30,075 Next place better have Wi-Fi. 1500 01:16:30,077 --> 01:16:34,013 That's right, goats, nice and easy. 1501 01:16:36,850 --> 01:16:37,352 Hm. 1502 01:16:41,823 --> 01:16:43,391 Put that down. 1503 01:16:50,832 --> 01:16:53,933 I'm scared, Peanutbutter. 1504 01:16:53,935 --> 01:16:57,768 Now, now, child. 1505 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,505 Oh. 1506 01:17:01,507 --> 01:17:05,043 I like you, little horse. 1507 01:17:05,045 --> 01:17:07,679 I like you very much. 1508 01:17:13,753 --> 01:17:15,986 She's ignoring my calls. 1509 01:17:15,988 --> 01:17:17,491 I was an idiot to ever trust that woman. 1510 01:17:21,462 --> 01:17:22,764 You can't give up on us now, Coach. 1511 01:17:36,810 --> 01:17:39,244 If it's important, you'll find a way. 1512 01:17:39,247 --> 01:17:40,879 What did you just say, Walter? 1513 01:17:40,882 --> 01:17:43,247 If it's important, you'll find a way. 1514 01:17:43,250 --> 01:17:45,916 If not, you'll find an excuse. 1515 01:17:45,918 --> 01:17:47,486 Well, I don't know about you guys, 1516 01:17:47,488 --> 01:17:49,553 but I'm done with excuses. 1517 01:17:49,555 --> 01:17:51,522 If that meat lady thinks she can hurt my animals, 1518 01:17:51,524 --> 01:17:53,124 she's got another thing coming. 1519 01:17:53,126 --> 01:17:54,259 Come on, guys. 1520 01:17:54,262 --> 01:17:56,260 Let's go save our petting zoo. 1521 01:17:56,263 --> 01:17:58,196 Yeah, Coach, yeah. 1522 01:17:58,198 --> 01:18:01,165 Let's kick some meat lady butt. 1523 01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:04,870 Hey, um, would you mind if I tagged along? 1524 01:18:04,872 --> 01:18:07,738 Sounds like there might be one heck of a story here. 1525 01:18:07,740 --> 01:18:08,609 Hop on in. 1526 01:18:15,815 --> 01:18:18,183 Dang it, not now. 1527 01:18:18,185 --> 01:18:19,720 Wait, I know what to do. 1528 01:18:22,788 --> 01:18:24,289 You wouldn't mind giving DJ and me some cookies, 1529 01:18:24,292 --> 01:18:25,991 would you, Santa? 1530 01:18:25,993 --> 01:18:28,125 The two of us are a lot more reliable than any sleigh. 1531 01:18:28,127 --> 01:18:31,862 Well, of course, Elliot, but I'd rather hoped you'd stay. 1532 01:18:31,864 --> 01:18:32,665 Huh? 1533 01:18:32,667 --> 01:18:35,066 We have a competition to finish. 1534 01:18:35,068 --> 01:18:37,602 You still want me to compete? 1535 01:18:37,604 --> 01:18:41,639 I may have been a little hasty in my decision before that... 1536 01:18:41,641 --> 01:18:44,576 all right, I was definitely hasty. 1537 01:18:44,578 --> 01:18:46,577 I understand why you did what you did. 1538 01:18:46,579 --> 01:18:47,946 Me too, Santa? 1539 01:18:47,949 --> 01:18:50,281 No, DJ, not you. 1540 01:18:50,283 --> 01:18:52,651 But you're welcome to try out next time. 1541 01:18:52,653 --> 01:18:55,688 Everybody deserves a second chance. 1542 01:18:55,690 --> 01:18:57,692 So Elliot, what do you say? 1543 01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:01,794 Don't worry, mini man. 1544 01:19:01,796 --> 01:19:03,694 I'll take care of everything back home. 1545 01:19:03,697 --> 01:19:04,829 You stay and compete. 1546 01:19:04,831 --> 01:19:06,330 You earned it. 1547 01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:08,032 This is your chance, Elliot. 1548 01:19:08,034 --> 01:19:09,569 This is it. 1549 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:18,242 Thanks, Santa, but my friends are more important to me. 1550 01:19:18,244 --> 01:19:20,547 Besides, Sasha would have beaten me, anyways. 1551 01:19:42,703 --> 01:19:43,704 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1552 01:19:55,716 --> 01:20:00,151 Turning my animals into lunch meat wasn't part of the deal. 1553 01:20:00,153 --> 01:20:01,318 This is fraud. 1554 01:20:01,320 --> 01:20:02,954 I'm calling the sheriff. 1555 01:20:02,956 --> 01:20:04,624 I've got a contact at the state troopers office. 1556 01:20:09,229 --> 01:20:12,696 I never should have left. 1557 01:20:12,698 --> 01:20:14,701 I should have stayed to help my friends. 1558 01:20:18,104 --> 01:20:19,903 What was that? 1559 01:20:21,140 --> 01:20:22,009 Blueberry. 1560 01:20:29,048 --> 01:20:30,982 Make it stop. 1561 01:20:30,984 --> 01:20:34,652 Creepy goat eyes drill hole in my soul. 1562 01:20:34,654 --> 01:20:36,920 Make it stop. 1563 01:20:36,922 --> 01:20:38,422 What is even happening? 1564 01:20:38,425 --> 01:20:40,191 They've gone full goat. 1565 01:20:42,863 --> 01:20:46,731 No one can withstand the full goat. 1566 01:20:46,733 --> 01:20:47,298 Wait. 1567 01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:47,898 Where's... 1568 01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:49,034 Laddy. 1569 01:20:49,036 --> 01:20:52,168 Peanutbutter? 1570 01:20:52,171 --> 01:20:53,772 What are you doing here, boy? 1571 01:20:53,774 --> 01:20:56,807 I thought for sure you'd be working for Santa by now. 1572 01:20:56,810 --> 01:20:58,308 And I thought you'd be a horse burger. 1573 01:20:58,310 --> 01:21:00,111 Hold your tongue. 1574 01:21:00,113 --> 01:21:03,113 A miniature horse is nobody's burger. 1575 01:21:03,115 --> 01:21:04,749 But I'm glad you're black. 1576 01:21:04,751 --> 01:21:06,351 The place hasn't been the same without you 1577 01:21:06,353 --> 01:21:07,285 and your cloven-hoof ninny. 1578 01:21:07,287 --> 01:21:09,286 Ew. 1579 01:21:09,288 --> 01:21:13,991 Tell me all about your North Pole adventure. 1580 01:21:13,993 --> 01:21:15,994 No more of the goat. 1581 01:21:15,996 --> 01:21:19,430 I go anywhere you like, just no more goat. 1582 01:21:19,432 --> 01:21:21,866 Can you believe she's wanted in three states? 1583 01:21:21,868 --> 01:21:24,169 Who knows how many animals you saved tonight. 1584 01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:25,835 Ho, ho, ho. 1585 01:21:33,447 --> 01:21:35,212 You did it, Sasha. 1586 01:21:35,215 --> 01:21:37,781 You won. 1587 01:21:37,783 --> 01:21:40,418 We didn't expect to see you tonight, Santa. 1588 01:21:40,420 --> 01:21:45,290 Yes, well it seems we still have an opening on the team. 1589 01:21:45,292 --> 01:21:45,926 I don't get what you mean. 1590 01:21:48,962 --> 01:21:52,097 Dad, what's going on? 1591 01:21:52,099 --> 01:21:55,099 It appears you weren't the only one Lemon Drop had been 1592 01:21:55,101 --> 01:21:58,268 supplying extra cookies to, DJ. 1593 01:21:58,270 --> 01:21:59,869 What? 1594 01:21:59,872 --> 01:22:05,009 The thing is, Junior, a fear of flying actually 1595 01:22:05,011 --> 01:22:06,509 runs in the family. 1596 01:22:06,511 --> 01:22:10,780 Donner admitted everything after you left. 1597 01:22:10,782 --> 01:22:13,084 I'm sorry, son, for everything. 1598 01:22:13,086 --> 01:22:15,189 I hope you can forgive me. 1599 01:22:22,194 --> 01:22:24,261 You want to check out my stall? 1600 01:22:24,264 --> 01:22:26,300 It's got a pretty good view. 1601 01:22:31,104 --> 01:22:33,338 So Elliot... 1602 01:22:33,340 --> 01:22:35,172 Oh, laddie, this is it. 1603 01:22:35,174 --> 01:22:37,842 Oh my gosh, it's really happening. 1604 01:22:37,844 --> 01:22:39,344 Oh, I'm getting all teary-eyed. 1605 01:22:39,346 --> 01:22:40,477 Zip it, both of you. 1606 01:22:40,479 --> 01:22:42,112 You're ruining his big moment. 1607 01:22:42,114 --> 01:22:45,049 Ssh, guys. 1608 01:22:45,051 --> 01:22:47,418 You were saying, Santa? 1609 01:22:47,420 --> 01:22:49,419 My team and I were hoping you were still 1610 01:22:49,421 --> 01:22:51,088 interested in the position. 1611 01:22:51,090 --> 01:22:52,523 Really? 1612 01:22:52,525 --> 01:22:54,259 Really. 1613 01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:58,897 I don't know, I've got a lot of responsibilities here. 1614 01:22:58,899 --> 01:23:00,397 These goats won't hurt themselves. 1615 01:23:00,399 --> 01:23:02,969 Laddie, are you having a go? 1616 01:23:13,979 --> 01:23:15,081 Merry Christmas to all. 1617 01:23:20,252 --> 01:23:23,187 And to all a good night. 1618 01:23:23,189 --> 01:23:24,455 Bye, Elliot. 1619 01:23:24,457 --> 01:23:26,424 Have a great flight. 1620 01:23:26,426 --> 01:23:29,360 Good bye, laddie. 1621 01:23:29,362 --> 01:23:31,528 Now that's a story. 1622 01:23:31,530 --> 01:23:34,865 Everybody loves an underdog, or horse, I guess, 1623 01:23:34,867 --> 01:23:35,267 in this case. 1624 01:23:35,269 --> 01:23:36,567 I mean it. 1625 01:23:36,569 --> 01:23:38,968 People are going to really respond to this. 1626 01:23:38,971 --> 01:23:41,305 You might want to think about sprucing this place up. 1627 01:23:41,307 --> 01:23:42,374 Oh yeah? 1628 01:23:42,376 --> 01:23:44,975 I have a feeling that after this story gets out, 1629 01:23:44,978 --> 01:23:50,548 your Witty Bitty is going to get pretty popular. 1630 01:23:54,941 --> 01:24:00,154 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1631 01:24:30,422 --> 01:24:33,126 First you learn to crawl. 1632 01:24:37,363 --> 01:24:45,169 Who do I turn to if I just hit the wall? 1633 01:24:45,171 --> 01:24:52,009 Walking through fire over a wire, mired in doubt. 1634 01:24:52,011 --> 01:24:54,578 Feels like I'm running in quicksand, 1635 01:24:54,580 --> 01:24:57,514 sinking in the crowd. 1636 01:24:57,516 --> 01:25:01,485 I'm light on my feet. 1637 01:25:01,487 --> 01:25:06,123 Always stand at the moment. 1638 01:25:06,125 --> 01:25:11,662 [INAUDIBLE] see something deep inside this moment. 1639 01:25:11,664 --> 01:25:15,299 Life's at full speed. 1640 01:25:15,301 --> 01:25:19,469 It can put me through to pieces. 1641 01:25:19,471 --> 01:25:26,380 Small as I seem, because I'm off, yeah I'm off to the races. 1642 01:25:33,653 --> 01:25:40,290 Some say it's always darkest before the dawn. 1643 01:25:40,292 --> 01:25:48,031 The shadows will show you where the light comes from. 1644 01:25:48,033 --> 01:25:51,435 The rise and the falls, disguises and all, 1645 01:25:51,437 --> 01:25:55,172 let them fall to the ground. 1646 01:25:55,174 --> 01:25:58,275 Coursing through veins, breaking shackles and chains. 1647 01:25:58,277 --> 01:26:01,979 Take the reigns and run. 1648 01:26:01,981 --> 01:26:06,450 I'm light on my feet. 1649 01:26:06,452 --> 01:26:10,119 Always stand at the moment. 1650 01:26:10,122 --> 01:26:17,093 [INAUDIBLE] to see something deep inside this moment. 1651 01:26:17,095 --> 01:26:24,034 Life's at full speed, can put me through the pieces. 1652 01:26:24,036 --> 01:26:31,775 Small as I seem because I'm off, yeah I'm off to the races. 1653 01:26:31,778 --> 01:26:39,250 Oh, yeah I'm off, I'm off to the races. 1654 01:26:39,252 --> 01:26:45,723 Oh, yeah I'm off, I'm off to the races. 1655 01:26:45,725 --> 01:26:52,629 I did all the right things and followed each chartered course, 1656 01:26:52,631 --> 01:26:56,102 using the stars to guide the way. 1657 01:26:59,505 --> 01:27:02,806 I've got to be faster, stronger, better 1658 01:27:02,809 --> 01:27:06,709 for longer, bigger, and taller. 1659 01:27:06,711 --> 01:27:09,115 But you're only as small as you feel. 1660 01:27:12,417 --> 01:27:16,619 Stay light on your feet. 1661 01:27:16,621 --> 01:27:20,223 Always stand at the moment. 1662 01:27:20,225 --> 01:27:26,629 [INAUDIBLE] Something deep inside this moment. 1663 01:27:26,631 --> 01:27:30,701 Life's at full speed. 1664 01:27:30,703 --> 01:27:34,204 It can put me through the pieces. 1665 01:27:34,207 --> 01:27:42,513 Small as I seem because I'm off, yeah I'm off to the races. 1666 01:27:42,515 --> 01:27:43,613 Oh. 1667 01:27:43,615 --> 01:27:45,816 Yeah, I'm off. 1668 01:27:45,818 --> 01:27:49,320 I'm off to the races. 1669 01:27:49,322 --> 01:27:53,222 I've got a deep desire like a burning fire. 1670 01:27:53,225 --> 01:27:56,527 Come on and take my hand. 1671 01:27:56,529 --> 01:27:58,728 We'll be kings and [INAUDIBLE]. 1672 01:27:58,730 --> 01:28:01,331 We'll reach so much higher. 1673 01:28:01,333 --> 01:28:05,201 You and me, my friend. 1674 01:28:05,203 --> 01:28:06,803 So many things to see. 1675 01:28:06,805 --> 01:28:09,106 Hold tight and follow me. 1676 01:28:09,108 --> 01:28:10,309 I've done it all before. 1677 01:28:13,312 --> 01:28:15,111 Look up to [INAUDIBLE]. 1678 01:28:15,113 --> 01:28:17,213 Tonight is [INAUDIBLE]. 1679 01:28:17,215 --> 01:28:21,418 I'll show you so much more. 1680 01:28:21,420 --> 01:28:25,321 I've been around the world, I've seen it all. 1681 01:28:25,323 --> 01:28:29,526 Come on and follow me. 1682 01:28:29,528 --> 01:28:33,429 I want to show you how we can have it all. 1683 01:28:33,431 --> 01:28:34,635 Come on and follow me. 1684 01:29:33,725 --> 01:29:38,164 I want to show you how we can have it all. 114491

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