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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,272 - Hey, what's up? I'm Echo Kellum. 2 00:00:01,273 --> 00:00:02,882 This morning I was awoken by a man in a mask. 3 00:00:02,883 --> 00:00:04,229 He put me in a car. 4 00:00:04,230 --> 00:00:05,362 I was drove to the set. 5 00:00:05,363 --> 00:00:07,148 I forgot that I was supposed to do this job, but here I am. 6 00:00:07,149 --> 00:00:09,971 Let's go. (upbeat music) 7 00:00:09,972 --> 00:00:11,126 - [Vic] Today we're giving this comedian 8 00:00:11,127 --> 00:00:13,206 a total transformation. 9 00:00:13,207 --> 00:00:16,686 They have no idea who or what they're about to become. 10 00:00:16,687 --> 00:00:18,966 - Maybe I'm a raptor. - Once they see themselves 11 00:00:18,967 --> 00:00:21,002 in the mirror, they'll have to make up 12 00:00:21,003 --> 00:00:22,435 the character on the spot. 13 00:00:22,436 --> 00:00:24,305 - Oh man. - And then sit down with me 14 00:00:24,306 --> 00:00:26,107 for an improvised interview. 15 00:00:26,108 --> 00:00:27,082 (Echo chuckles) 16 00:00:27,083 --> 00:00:30,154 This is "Very Important People." 17 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,485 - [Stylist] What do you think you are? 18 00:00:31,486 --> 00:00:35,115 - (laughs) I have no clue. - Open. 19 00:00:35,116 --> 00:00:37,297 - (chuckles) Oh my God. 20 00:00:37,298 --> 00:00:39,010 Oh shit, I'm like a merman. 21 00:00:39,011 --> 00:00:40,061 Oh, whoa. 22 00:00:40,062 --> 00:00:42,134 That's pretty cool. 23 00:00:42,135 --> 00:00:43,566 Oh, it's fins. 24 00:00:43,567 --> 00:00:45,595 Oh, these contacts are nuts. 25 00:00:45,596 --> 00:00:46,428 They're... 26 00:00:46,429 --> 00:00:47,560 Wow. (upbeat music) 27 00:00:47,561 --> 00:00:48,611 Holy moly. 28 00:00:49,308 --> 00:00:52,075 Mildly attractive, I will say, I like this. 29 00:00:52,076 --> 00:00:54,384 Yeah, he's at the beach, he's chilling. 30 00:00:54,385 --> 00:00:56,106 (gruffly) My name is Ergone, 31 00:00:56,107 --> 00:01:01,054 and I come from a place very, very low in the Atlantic Ocean 32 00:01:01,055 --> 00:01:03,200 past the Titanic. (laughs) 33 00:01:03,201 --> 00:01:04,075 (surfer bro accent) Hey, what's up? 34 00:01:04,076 --> 00:01:06,223 Yeah, dude, there's some bros down under too. 35 00:01:06,224 --> 00:01:08,405 Like, you gotta think about that, you know what I'm saying? 36 00:01:08,406 --> 00:01:10,722 I've been, like, in the gym, you know? 37 00:01:10,723 --> 00:01:11,835 Just like lifting. 38 00:01:11,836 --> 00:01:15,416 (in a rural twangy accent) ? He could kind of have a, like a thing like this ? 39 00:01:15,417 --> 00:01:17,067 (Echo growls) 40 00:01:17,068 --> 00:01:17,926 (aggressively) Do you need saving? 41 00:01:17,927 --> 00:01:19,616 Where are you running to? 42 00:01:19,617 --> 00:01:21,968 I'm here to help. (laughs menacingly) 43 00:01:21,969 --> 00:01:23,696 Obviously he's from Atlantis. 44 00:01:23,697 --> 00:01:25,988 Yet he came to LA to be a lifeguard 45 00:01:25,989 --> 00:01:29,539 and you know, he is dating, he is figuring it out. (laughs) 46 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:32,707 (bright upbeat music) 47 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:43,899 (trumpets blare) (upbeat music fades) 48 00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:52,089 - Okay, so... 49 00:01:52,090 --> 00:01:53,532 Okay. 50 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:55,866 (heels tap) 51 00:01:58,149 --> 00:02:01,378 Okay, so I guess I'm doing the... 52 00:02:01,379 --> 00:02:03,146 Doing the camera now, so... 53 00:02:03,147 --> 00:02:04,087 Okay. 54 00:02:04,088 --> 00:02:05,671 Can I say "Action"? 55 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:09,895 Maybe I should do that all the time, so... 56 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:13,303 (clears throat) We all have a story to tell 57 00:02:13,304 --> 00:02:15,210 and sometimes those stories need to be shared 58 00:02:15,211 --> 00:02:16,361 with the world. 59 00:02:16,362 --> 00:02:17,801 Good evening, I'm Vic Michaelis, 60 00:02:17,802 --> 00:02:22,464 back with another edition of "Very Important People." 61 00:02:22,465 --> 00:02:23,902 Please introduce yourself. 62 00:02:23,903 --> 00:02:25,792 - Hi, I am Jordache. 63 00:02:25,793 --> 00:02:30,331 (drum booms) (intriguing music) 64 00:02:30,332 --> 00:02:31,283 - Jordache, hello. 65 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,977 Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Vic. 66 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,760 - You're a very special guest here today. 67 00:02:34,761 --> 00:02:35,846 - Yeah. - Traveled a long way 68 00:02:35,847 --> 00:02:37,499 to get here. - From Atlantis. 69 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,038 - From Atlantis. - Yeah. 70 00:02:39,039 --> 00:02:40,067 So- - Now, this is huge. 71 00:02:40,068 --> 00:02:41,057 I saw all the news articles 72 00:02:41,058 --> 00:02:43,448 and they said that some Atlanteans would be joining us- 73 00:02:43,449 --> 00:02:45,017 - Yeah. - Here on the surface. 74 00:02:45,018 --> 00:02:45,899 - Yeah, we're here. 75 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:48,018 We're out here. (laughs) - Okay. 76 00:02:48,019 --> 00:02:50,232 - Yeah, we're from the dirty south. (laughs) 77 00:02:50,233 --> 00:02:51,073 Really, 'cause it- - 'Cause... 78 00:02:51,074 --> 00:02:51,906 - It gets dirty down- - Under the ocean 79 00:02:51,907 --> 00:02:53,878 - A lot of the trash drops down 80 00:02:53,879 --> 00:02:54,711 to the bottom of the ocean. 81 00:02:54,712 --> 00:02:55,544 - We're sorry. 82 00:02:55,545 --> 00:02:56,932 - (laughs) Yeah. - Sorry. 83 00:02:56,933 --> 00:02:58,427 - It's been tough for us, yeah. 84 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,156 - But you are here now. - Yeah. 85 00:03:00,157 --> 00:03:02,950 - Up where the people are. - Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. 86 00:03:02,951 --> 00:03:05,398 ? Up where they walk, up where they run ? 87 00:03:05,399 --> 00:03:06,836 - Mm-mm. ? Up where they stay ? 88 00:03:06,837 --> 00:03:07,771 - Mm-mm. ? All day ? 89 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:09,088 - Mm-mm. ? It's the sun ? 90 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:10,003 - Mm-mm. - No? 91 00:03:10,004 --> 00:03:11,650 - "Little Mermaid" is not a good film for us. 92 00:03:11,651 --> 00:03:13,192 - Not a good film for you? - No, it's not a good look. 93 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,833 I mean, I loved watching it as a kid, 94 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:16,452 but my parents, they had to reeducate me. 95 00:03:16,453 --> 00:03:17,285 - I see. - And say 96 00:03:17,286 --> 00:03:18,665 "This is a problematic film." - Isn't what it is. 97 00:03:18,666 --> 00:03:19,498 - It's really not. 98 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:22,115 It's a lot of human bias on what we're like. 99 00:03:22,116 --> 00:03:25,803 Ursula is somebody that's very looked up to in Atlantis. 100 00:03:25,804 --> 00:03:27,059 - So they're real. - Yes. 101 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:27,892 These are real characters 102 00:03:27,893 --> 00:03:28,725 that- - Okay, and I thought- 103 00:03:28,726 --> 00:03:29,558 - Disney- - It was a cartoon- 104 00:03:29,559 --> 00:03:30,391 - Balled. - And I apologize. 105 00:03:30,392 --> 00:03:34,675 - Yeah, no, Ariel is real and she is a hoot, honey. 106 00:03:34,676 --> 00:03:37,106 But she never cared about coming to the mainland. 107 00:03:37,107 --> 00:03:37,939 That was not her thing. 108 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:38,772 She was like, "I don't wanna be in the mainland." 109 00:03:38,773 --> 00:03:39,605 - So that was a lie? 110 00:03:39,606 --> 00:03:40,684 So Ariel, Atlantean confirmed. 111 00:03:40,685 --> 00:03:42,226 - Yeah, mm-hmm, that is confirmed. 112 00:03:42,227 --> 00:03:43,059 Yeah. - I mean, that is massive 113 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:45,069 and that's actually great for our program to break that. 114 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:45,949 So thank you. - Yeah. 115 00:03:45,950 --> 00:03:47,689 Of course. - So I'd say up here, 116 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:48,890 you know, Atlantis was a myth. 117 00:03:48,891 --> 00:03:50,010 - Yeah. - Until very recently. 118 00:03:50,011 --> 00:03:51,038 - Was the mainland a myth 119 00:03:51,039 --> 00:03:51,871 or was that something 120 00:03:51,872 --> 00:03:55,221 you were sure existed? - Yeah, we knew it had existed 121 00:03:55,222 --> 00:03:57,532 because we take a lot of the culture from mainland. 122 00:03:57,533 --> 00:03:58,413 - Really? - And bring it down- 123 00:03:58,414 --> 00:03:59,287 - What kind? - To Atlantis. 124 00:03:59,288 --> 00:04:00,120 - "Sanford and Son." 125 00:04:00,121 --> 00:04:01,106 I've watched- - "Sanford and Son"? 126 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,026 - So much "Sanford and Son". 127 00:04:02,027 --> 00:04:03,980 "Sanford and Son" is like king. 128 00:04:03,981 --> 00:04:05,563 - May I ask... 129 00:04:05,564 --> 00:04:06,642 You know, I know that you had talked 130 00:04:06,643 --> 00:04:08,626 about wanting to sort of give people an insight 131 00:04:08,627 --> 00:04:10,746 into what it's like to be Atlantean. 132 00:04:10,747 --> 00:04:12,442 - Yeah. - Living here 133 00:04:12,443 --> 00:04:13,456 in the United States- - Yeah. 134 00:04:13,457 --> 00:04:14,289 - Of America. 135 00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:15,211 - Yeah. - How has that transition 136 00:04:15,212 --> 00:04:16,169 been for you? 137 00:04:16,170 --> 00:04:18,502 - It's honestly been pretty chill for me. 138 00:04:18,503 --> 00:04:20,286 I got a job life guarding. 139 00:04:20,287 --> 00:04:21,369 - Okay. - At the beach. 140 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:22,918 - Interesting that you chose life guarding. 141 00:04:22,919 --> 00:04:24,225 Not to speak out of turn here, 142 00:04:24,226 --> 00:04:25,891 but you told one of my producers, 143 00:04:25,892 --> 00:04:27,412 you actually are the son of the prime minister. 144 00:04:27,413 --> 00:04:28,495 Is that true? - I don't like 145 00:04:28,496 --> 00:04:30,598 to lead with that. 146 00:04:30,599 --> 00:04:33,250 You know, I don't want people thinking I'm some special guy 147 00:04:33,251 --> 00:04:35,254 because my dad's the prime minister of Atlantis. 148 00:04:35,255 --> 00:04:37,770 - So you don't think it's nepotism that got you here today? 149 00:04:37,771 --> 00:04:38,822 - No, nepotism got me here. 150 00:04:38,823 --> 00:04:39,655 - Oh, I see. - This is how 151 00:04:39,656 --> 00:04:40,488 you get out of Atlantis. 152 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,934 You have to have someone connected in your family 153 00:04:41,935 --> 00:04:44,019 to get out of Atlantis to come up to the surface. 154 00:04:44,020 --> 00:04:46,043 So nepotism did get me here and I'm understanding of that. 155 00:04:46,044 --> 00:04:47,663 And I, you know, I'm thankful. 156 00:04:47,664 --> 00:04:48,659 - Well, that was brave. - Yeah. 157 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:49,763 - That was very brave of you to admit. 158 00:04:49,764 --> 00:04:51,043 - Some people run from nepotism. 159 00:04:51,044 --> 00:04:52,358 I say "Stop running." - Dive in. 160 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:55,528 - Dive in. (laughs) 161 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,736 That's good. - Thank you. 162 00:04:56,737 --> 00:04:57,569 - That's good. 163 00:04:57,570 --> 00:04:58,755 We use that a lot, "Dive in." 164 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,319 Yeah, that's great, yeah. - Hey, this is wonderful. 165 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:01,485 - This is fun. - Okay, so can I ask- 166 00:05:01,486 --> 00:05:02,318 - Yeah. - What is your day-to-day 167 00:05:02,319 --> 00:05:03,151 up here looking like, 168 00:05:03,152 --> 00:05:04,016 now that you've sort- - Yeah. 169 00:05:04,017 --> 00:05:05,145 - Of embraced culture, you have a day job? 170 00:05:05,146 --> 00:05:06,993 - Yeah, and I'm also a businessman. 171 00:05:06,994 --> 00:05:09,175 - Oh. - I am selling water. 172 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,115 - You're selling water? - Yeah. 173 00:05:10,116 --> 00:05:12,294 I started a company, it's called Deep Water. 174 00:05:12,295 --> 00:05:15,183 It's water from the deepest regions of the Pacific Ocean. 175 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,605 And when I tell you it is pristine, 176 00:05:17,606 --> 00:05:19,005 it's like Fiji times three. 177 00:05:19,006 --> 00:05:20,234 It's so good, it's so yummy. 178 00:05:20,235 --> 00:05:21,974 I tasted your water, it tastes like crap. 179 00:05:21,975 --> 00:05:23,437 - That? - This water tastes like crap. 180 00:05:23,438 --> 00:05:25,742 - Oh, got it from the aqueduct, I think, 181 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:26,994 the water- - Don't wanna get your water 182 00:05:26,995 --> 00:05:28,242 from an aqueduct, trust me. - No? 183 00:05:28,243 --> 00:05:29,075 - No. 184 00:05:29,076 --> 00:05:30,530 The deeper the water, the purer it is. 185 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,546 Once you filter all the trash particles and whatnot. 186 00:05:32,547 --> 00:05:33,791 - Can I ask you, from the ocean, right? 187 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:35,057 - Yeah, from the ocean. - So is it S... 188 00:05:35,058 --> 00:05:36,198 - It's salted. - Salt water. 189 00:05:36,199 --> 00:05:37,699 It's fresh water, it's salted- - It's fresh water 190 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:38,532 that's salted. 191 00:05:38,533 --> 00:05:39,499 We add the salt, actually. 192 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,574 We take out the salt particles and then we add the salt- 193 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,306 - Salt back into it. - And it's really good. 194 00:05:43,307 --> 00:05:44,462 It's interesting- - How interesting. 195 00:05:44,463 --> 00:05:45,539 Well, I heard you brought a little bit of the product- 196 00:05:45,540 --> 00:05:46,372 - I did. - And I was hoping 197 00:05:46,373 --> 00:05:47,205 maybe I could try a little bit. 198 00:05:47,206 --> 00:05:48,288 - Yeah. - So if we could get a PA 199 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:49,282 to fly in the product, please. 200 00:05:49,283 --> 00:05:50,333 - Yeah. 201 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:52,194 Oh yeah. - Amazing. 202 00:05:52,195 --> 00:05:53,559 - This is perfect. - And they all come 203 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:54,517 in these shells. 204 00:05:54,518 --> 00:05:55,987 Basically, you'll just take a sip of it 205 00:05:55,988 --> 00:05:58,311 and you sprinkle the salt into your mouth, 206 00:05:58,312 --> 00:05:59,737 while the water's filling- - So I'm adding the salt? 207 00:05:59,738 --> 00:06:00,959 - Yes, you add the salt. 208 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,792 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 209 00:06:01,793 --> 00:06:03,969 Mm-hmm. - So first, just a little sip. 210 00:06:03,970 --> 00:06:06,319 (Vic sips water) 211 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:08,730 Mm. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 212 00:06:08,731 --> 00:06:10,239 Pinch. - Mm? 213 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:11,907 - [Jordache] Mm-hmm. 214 00:06:16,410 --> 00:06:18,291 - It does taste... 215 00:06:18,292 --> 00:06:19,513 It tastes like the ocean. - Yeah. 216 00:06:19,514 --> 00:06:21,170 And it's pretty reasonable. 217 00:06:21,171 --> 00:06:24,034 Basically it's only like $70 per- 218 00:06:24,035 --> 00:06:25,843 - Seventy? - Per serving. 219 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:27,767 - Sand dollars. - Yeah, sand dollars. 220 00:06:27,768 --> 00:06:28,940 Yes, but it does convert to 70- 221 00:06:28,941 --> 00:06:30,732 - It's just a one-to-one- - US Dollars, one-to-one. 222 00:06:30,733 --> 00:06:32,464 - 70 US dollars? - Yeah, our economy's are- 223 00:06:32,465 --> 00:06:33,548 - For this? - Really great, so... 224 00:06:33,549 --> 00:06:34,458 - Well, that's huge. - Yeah. 225 00:06:34,459 --> 00:06:35,967 - And I'm glad I got this one gifted to me. 226 00:06:35,968 --> 00:06:36,800 - Yes. 227 00:06:36,801 --> 00:06:38,276 Didn't know it was a gift initially, but yes. 228 00:06:38,277 --> 00:06:39,896 - Okay, so- - I was hoping to- 229 00:06:39,897 --> 00:06:40,842 - Well, I will say- - Get that sale. 230 00:06:40,843 --> 00:06:41,775 But that's fine, yeah. - Thank you. 231 00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:42,981 Well, and I noticed you're sort of... 232 00:06:42,982 --> 00:06:43,814 - Yeah. - So like, 233 00:06:43,815 --> 00:06:46,396 here we do like haute couture for, you know, 234 00:06:46,397 --> 00:06:48,199 watches and high-end clothing brands. 235 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,540 And I see you've sort of done the same thing 236 00:06:49,541 --> 00:06:50,994 with your water brand here. - Yeah. 237 00:06:50,995 --> 00:06:52,119 I model on the side a little bit. 238 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:52,952 Nothing too crazy. - Do you? 239 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:53,826 - Yeah, a little bit. 240 00:06:53,827 --> 00:06:54,659 Nothing... 241 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:55,492 I don't like to brag- - Stop! I thought- 242 00:06:55,493 --> 00:06:56,325 - About that either. - I recognized you. 243 00:06:56,326 --> 00:06:57,158 - [Jordache] Yeah. 244 00:06:57,159 --> 00:06:58,168 Yeah. - You do the watch ads. 245 00:06:58,169 --> 00:07:00,019 - Yeah, yeah. - Can we get a little sample 246 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,541 of the watch ads sort of on... 247 00:07:01,542 --> 00:07:02,819 - Sure. - So I'm flipping 248 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:03,777 through the magazine- - Okay, okay. 249 00:07:03,778 --> 00:07:06,207 - And all of a sudden I go, "Oh, what's this?" 250 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,022 I mean, come on, everyone. 251 00:07:08,023 --> 00:07:08,855 - Yeah. - Look at that. 252 00:07:08,856 --> 00:07:09,813 - I mean- - TAG Heuer. 253 00:07:09,814 --> 00:07:11,560 - That's a talent. - It is really tough to model. 254 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:12,393 I will say that. 255 00:07:12,394 --> 00:07:13,407 - Can I just tell you- - Yeah. 256 00:07:13,408 --> 00:07:15,021 - Highlight of my Super Bowl this year 257 00:07:15,022 --> 00:07:17,141 was seeing your watch commercial come on. 258 00:07:17,142 --> 00:07:18,770 - Wow, yeah. - Are we okay 259 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:20,646 to show a little clip of it now? 260 00:07:20,647 --> 00:07:22,438 - Yeah, go for it. - Okay, well, 261 00:07:22,439 --> 00:07:24,232 let's take a peek right here. 262 00:07:24,233 --> 00:07:29,233 (ominous music) (water flowing) 263 00:07:30,882 --> 00:07:33,668 (tigers growling) (metal rings) 264 00:07:33,669 --> 00:07:38,168 (adventurous music building up) 265 00:07:38,169 --> 00:07:39,602 (cool guitar music) 266 00:07:39,603 --> 00:07:42,312 - Look deep in yourself. 267 00:07:42,313 --> 00:07:44,813 Ocean depths, the green abyss. 268 00:07:47,586 --> 00:07:50,273 Excuse me, do you have the time? 269 00:07:50,274 --> 00:07:51,357 Oh, it's now. 270 00:07:51,358 --> 00:07:54,801 (chime rings) (adventurous music) 271 00:07:54,802 --> 00:07:55,939 - Wow. 272 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:57,486 Wow. - Yeah. 273 00:07:57,487 --> 00:07:58,974 - Just incredible. 274 00:07:58,975 --> 00:08:00,412 How was it filming in the desert? 275 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,699 - It is a little problem. 276 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,686 It's very dry and I, you know, 277 00:08:03,687 --> 00:08:05,744 I like it a little wet, (laughs) 278 00:08:05,745 --> 00:08:06,900 if that makes sense. - Okay. 279 00:08:06,901 --> 00:08:07,733 - Yeah, I don't wanna 280 00:08:07,734 --> 00:08:08,566 dry out. - Same. 281 00:08:08,567 --> 00:08:09,649 May I ask a bit 282 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:10,482 of a personal question? - Yeah. 283 00:08:10,483 --> 00:08:12,832 - Do you breathe air? - Yes. 284 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:13,823 - Yes. - I do. 285 00:08:13,824 --> 00:08:15,388 I'm a dual breather. - Of course. 286 00:08:15,389 --> 00:08:17,076 - Dual, air/water breather. - Wish that was me. 287 00:08:17,077 --> 00:08:18,940 - I wish that too 'cause you could come down to Atlantis 288 00:08:18,941 --> 00:08:19,898 so, like, we can hang out. 289 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:20,731 - I would love to- - You know what... 290 00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:22,413 Yeah, yeah. - Would've love that. 291 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:23,324 - Yeah, yeah. - So, maybe, 292 00:08:23,325 --> 00:08:24,575 still like the invite. - Yeah. 293 00:08:24,576 --> 00:08:25,610 - Maybe I could learn how to scuba. 294 00:08:25,611 --> 00:08:27,251 - We have those little bubble helmets too 295 00:08:27,252 --> 00:08:28,383 that I could get you one of those. 296 00:08:28,384 --> 00:08:29,341 - Okay, well, maybe we'll talk... 297 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,174 Let's talk about that. - Okay, let's talk about- 298 00:08:30,175 --> 00:08:31,007 - After. - Yeah, yeah. 299 00:08:31,008 --> 00:08:31,840 - I'll give you my phone number. 300 00:08:31,841 --> 00:08:33,643 - Okay, great, that's great, yeah. 301 00:08:33,644 --> 00:08:34,476 - Cool. - Yeah. 302 00:08:34,477 --> 00:08:35,981 - Sorry. - So anyway... (laughs) 303 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:36,946 - Interview. (Jordache laughs) 304 00:08:36,947 --> 00:08:37,887 Interview, interview. 305 00:08:37,888 --> 00:08:39,348 - Yeah. - Now I think the question 306 00:08:39,349 --> 00:08:41,985 everyone's thinking of, why we got legs? 307 00:08:41,986 --> 00:08:44,737 - Yeah, so I did have the surgery. 308 00:08:44,738 --> 00:08:45,570 - If you don't mind me saying, 309 00:08:45,571 --> 00:08:47,529 HR, cover your ears, looking fantastic. 310 00:08:47,530 --> 00:08:48,612 - Thank you. 311 00:08:48,613 --> 00:08:50,055 Yeah, I got some nice gams. 312 00:08:50,056 --> 00:08:51,167 I'm very thankful for them. 313 00:08:51,168 --> 00:08:52,766 - Now, a little birdie did tell me 314 00:08:52,767 --> 00:08:55,534 that you've sort of dipped your toe into the dating pool. 315 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,284 - Yeah, I have, I have. 316 00:08:57,285 --> 00:08:58,406 Yeah. 317 00:08:58,407 --> 00:08:59,489 It's been a lot of fun. 318 00:08:59,490 --> 00:09:00,322 I'm on- - dipped your toe 319 00:09:00,323 --> 00:09:03,723 into the dating 'pool'. - Yeah, that's a clever... 320 00:09:03,724 --> 00:09:04,676 That's clever. 321 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:05,634 Yeah. 322 00:09:05,635 --> 00:09:08,014 I'm on Plenty of Fish. - Oh... 323 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:10,177 - I'm on Raya, obviously, right? 324 00:09:10,178 --> 00:09:11,620 - Obviously, model. 325 00:09:11,621 --> 00:09:12,477 - I'm having some fun. 326 00:09:12,478 --> 00:09:14,257 I'm meeting some cool humans. 327 00:09:14,258 --> 00:09:15,245 I'm like- - So you're dating humans? 328 00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:16,146 - I'm dating humans. 329 00:09:16,147 --> 00:09:17,045 I'm dating humans. - That is incredible. 330 00:09:17,046 --> 00:09:18,815 - Yeah. - And how is it going so far? 331 00:09:18,816 --> 00:09:20,714 - You know, I had a girlfriend for four years. 332 00:09:20,715 --> 00:09:21,557 - You had a girlfriend for- - She was great. 333 00:09:21,558 --> 00:09:22,692 - Four years? - Yeah, Magabelle. 334 00:09:22,693 --> 00:09:24,790 She was great, she- - Magabelle? 335 00:09:24,791 --> 00:09:27,615 (both wheezing) 336 00:09:27,616 --> 00:09:29,906 (soft elevator music) 337 00:09:29,907 --> 00:09:30,739 - Magabelle. - Magabelle? 338 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:31,572 - Yeah, Magabelle. 339 00:09:31,573 --> 00:09:33,637 Yeah, she was great. 340 00:09:33,638 --> 00:09:38,638 But her sense of humor was just too dry. (laughs) 341 00:09:38,639 --> 00:09:39,572 - Okay, this is fun. 342 00:09:39,573 --> 00:09:40,472 Are you seeing this? 343 00:09:40,473 --> 00:09:42,282 I want more guests like this. 344 00:09:42,283 --> 00:09:43,115 Okay. - Yeah. 345 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:43,948 - This is amazing. - Yeah. 346 00:09:43,949 --> 00:09:45,027 - I love that. - That was the reason 347 00:09:45,028 --> 00:09:46,209 we broke up though. - Right. 348 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,184 - That was it, yeah. - Sort of just didn't- 349 00:09:47,185 --> 00:09:48,017 - Yeah. - Didn't really- 350 00:09:48,018 --> 00:09:48,850 - Yeah, didn't really connect. - Play into- 351 00:09:48,851 --> 00:09:49,683 - Yeah. - Okay, well, hey... 352 00:09:49,684 --> 00:09:50,689 And that's fair enough. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 353 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:51,707 - So you're putting yourself back out there. 354 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:52,689 - Yeah. - How's it going? 355 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:54,563 - It's not going so well. - That's hard to believe. 356 00:09:54,564 --> 00:09:55,817 - I mean- - You're so charming 357 00:09:55,818 --> 00:09:57,276 And so wonderful, and- - Oh, thank you, wow. 358 00:09:57,277 --> 00:09:58,109 - And rich- - Thank you. 359 00:09:58,110 --> 00:09:58,942 - In your home city- - Yeah. 360 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:00,237 - And also here. - And here too, yeah. 361 00:10:00,238 --> 00:10:01,707 It translates. - I mean, just incredible. 362 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:02,867 - I think it should be going better 363 00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:03,700 and it's not. - I think so too. 364 00:10:03,701 --> 00:10:05,610 - I don't get it. - Maybe we should date. 365 00:10:05,611 --> 00:10:08,024 - (laughs) Stop, are you single? 366 00:10:08,025 --> 00:10:09,969 - (sighs) Yeah. No. - I see the ring. 367 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:11,092 I was like, "Is that just for show or"- 368 00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:12,050 - That's hard. - Yeah. 369 00:10:12,051 --> 00:10:13,150 - No, I'm... - Happily... 370 00:10:13,151 --> 00:10:14,139 - And that's my stepdaughter. 371 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,097 Right there. - Oh. 372 00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:16,735 - Wave. 373 00:10:16,736 --> 00:10:18,068 - Well, that's classic me. 374 00:10:18,069 --> 00:10:21,086 I connect with someone and then bam, rock! 375 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:22,097 - Rock. - (laughs) You know? 376 00:10:22,098 --> 00:10:23,430 - Yeah. - Taken, you know? 377 00:10:23,431 --> 00:10:25,547 Because all the good ones, it feels like they are. 378 00:10:25,548 --> 00:10:26,380 (Jordache laughs) - Yeah. 379 00:10:26,381 --> 00:10:27,213 - You know? - Yeah. 380 00:10:27,214 --> 00:10:28,046 - And so I'm just trying to navigate that. 381 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,594 - I had a little idea. - Sure. 382 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:31,067 - And my thought is that we sort of maybe 383 00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:32,230 look at Plenty of Fish here. 384 00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:33,233 - Sure. - And we just sort of 385 00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:34,966 go through and we see some people, 386 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,989 and we can maybe swipe left and right together, 387 00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:38,132 see what you're looking for. - Okay, yeah. 388 00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:39,066 I like that, okay. - What do you think? 389 00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:41,086 (calm music) 390 00:10:41,087 --> 00:10:42,827 Okay, so we got our first one up here. 391 00:10:42,828 --> 00:10:44,208 Okay, Amanda. - Okay. 392 00:10:44,209 --> 00:10:45,689 - She is 36- - Oh. 393 00:10:45,690 --> 00:10:47,971 - And she is from the Greater Los Angeles area. 394 00:10:47,972 --> 00:10:49,480 - I like that, yeah. - Amazing. 395 00:10:49,481 --> 00:10:51,177 - I like the fact that she's wearing a fedora. 396 00:10:51,178 --> 00:10:52,262 - That's fun. - That's a choice. 397 00:10:52,263 --> 00:10:53,769 - And a cool choice. - That's a choice. 398 00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:54,907 - I'd swipe right on that. 399 00:10:54,908 --> 00:10:56,193 - You'd swipe right on that? - Yeah, swipe right 400 00:10:56,194 --> 00:10:58,134 when it's a yes? - We swipe right 401 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,343 when it's a yes? - Okay, I'll swipe left 402 00:10:59,344 --> 00:11:00,176 on that. - Oh, okay. 403 00:11:00,177 --> 00:11:01,286 So that's a no. - That's a no. 404 00:11:01,287 --> 00:11:02,669 - And it's the fedora? - Yeah. 405 00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:04,819 - The fedora is the one thing that did keep me in- 406 00:11:04,820 --> 00:11:06,153 - Well, she also- - She's 36, 407 00:11:06,154 --> 00:11:07,304 she's a little young for me. 408 00:11:07,305 --> 00:11:08,459 - A little young for you? - A little young for me, yeah. 409 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:09,483 - Okay, there's plenty more. 410 00:11:09,484 --> 00:11:10,316 So don't even- - There's plenty more, 411 00:11:10,317 --> 00:11:11,149 yeah, sure, yeah. - Don't worry about that. 412 00:11:11,150 --> 00:11:12,754 - Okay, next we have Chelsea. - Mm-hmm. 413 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,082 - 38. - Okay. 414 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:16,353 - And she is from Dorchester, New York. 415 00:11:16,354 --> 00:11:20,062 - And I love the fact that she's just like, singing karaoke. 416 00:11:20,063 --> 00:11:20,895 - [Vic] Yeah, absolutely. 417 00:11:20,896 --> 00:11:21,728 - Yeah. - She says, 418 00:11:21,729 --> 00:11:23,435 "Living life large, one song at a time." 419 00:11:23,436 --> 00:11:25,073 That's kinda fun, it's- - "What song?" 420 00:11:25,074 --> 00:11:25,913 Is the question I have. 421 00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:26,813 I'm gonna swipe left. 422 00:11:26,814 --> 00:11:28,094 I don't know what song she's talking about. 423 00:11:28,095 --> 00:11:28,927 I- - So, because you don't know 424 00:11:28,928 --> 00:11:29,760 specifically what song 425 00:11:29,761 --> 00:11:30,593 she's singing there- - Yeah. 426 00:11:30,594 --> 00:11:33,393 - You're swiping left? - I need a woman 427 00:11:33,394 --> 00:11:34,763 who knows what she wants. 428 00:11:34,764 --> 00:11:35,631 - Okay. - Who isn't afraid 429 00:11:35,632 --> 00:11:38,220 to say what she wants, and who tells me what she wants. 430 00:11:38,221 --> 00:11:39,053 - Wow. - Yeah. 431 00:11:39,054 --> 00:11:39,886 Yeah. - Okay. 432 00:11:39,887 --> 00:11:40,719 Sounds like me. - I need that. 433 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,149 - Okay. - That does sound like you, 434 00:11:42,150 --> 00:11:43,204 I thought that this whole interview- 435 00:11:43,205 --> 00:11:44,420 - Okay, all right. - You were just, wow. 436 00:11:44,421 --> 00:11:45,378 Yeah. - So we're gonna go ahead 437 00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:46,531 and we're gonna swipe again. 438 00:11:46,532 --> 00:11:48,275 Okay, we have Hannah, she's 41 years old. 439 00:11:48,276 --> 00:11:49,993 - Ooh. - And she is from Silver Lake. 440 00:11:49,994 --> 00:11:50,826 - Wow. 441 00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:53,256 Now, see Hannah is typically everything 442 00:11:53,257 --> 00:11:54,534 I like about somebody. 443 00:11:54,535 --> 00:11:56,393 - Oh, I see. - She's absolutely beautiful. 444 00:11:56,394 --> 00:11:57,311 I love her style. 445 00:11:57,312 --> 00:11:58,894 - And if you look at her thing, it says, 446 00:11:58,895 --> 00:12:01,162 "I love my family, I love swimming, 447 00:12:01,163 --> 00:12:02,310 I love "Sanford and Son." - "Sanford and Son." 448 00:12:02,311 --> 00:12:03,854 Oh my God, she loves "Sanford and Son." 449 00:12:03,855 --> 00:12:05,298 - Look at that. - Wow. 450 00:12:05,299 --> 00:12:06,590 Yeah, I must swipe left on this one. 451 00:12:06,591 --> 00:12:07,731 Yeah. - Swipe left 452 00:12:07,732 --> 00:12:08,564 on that one? - Yeah, swipe left 453 00:12:08,565 --> 00:12:09,606 on that one. - Why on that one? 454 00:12:09,607 --> 00:12:11,123 - I just didn't like her name. 455 00:12:11,124 --> 00:12:11,956 - Well, of course, hey. 456 00:12:11,957 --> 00:12:12,789 And so, you know what? 457 00:12:12,790 --> 00:12:14,489 Hannah, get outta here. - Get outta here. 458 00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:15,322 Yeah. - I agree. 459 00:12:15,323 --> 00:12:16,313 Well, I mean, it's gotta be hard. 460 00:12:16,314 --> 00:12:17,297 And it sounds like with- - Yeah. 461 00:12:17,298 --> 00:12:19,113 - You know, sort of your specific thoughts 462 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:20,907 on who you wanna be dating, 463 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:21,815 it's probably gotta be hard and- 464 00:12:21,816 --> 00:12:22,648 - Yeah. - And maybe feeling 465 00:12:22,649 --> 00:12:23,606 a little out of practice. - Yeah. 466 00:12:23,607 --> 00:12:24,753 It does feel a little out of practice. 467 00:12:24,754 --> 00:12:26,440 You know, again, I just wanna date someone 468 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:30,415 who is easy to talk to, who knows how to dress. 469 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,734 Like, you know, dresses up- - Bow- 470 00:12:31,735 --> 00:12:32,567 - Try new things. - Suit. 471 00:12:32,568 --> 00:12:33,640 - Yeah, suit, bow. 472 00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:34,975 Like, exactly what you're wearing. 473 00:12:34,976 --> 00:12:35,808 That's what I'm into. - I'm not available. 474 00:12:35,809 --> 00:12:37,246 - Yeah, that's beautiful. 475 00:12:37,247 --> 00:12:38,079 And that's- - This? 476 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:38,912 - That's stunning. 477 00:12:38,913 --> 00:12:39,745 - Now, I know that you said 478 00:12:39,746 --> 00:12:41,094 you haven't been on a successful date in a little while, 479 00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:42,195 so you know what I thought, 480 00:12:42,196 --> 00:12:44,990 "Hey, why don't we just do a practice date?" 481 00:12:44,991 --> 00:12:45,974 - I love that. - Do you wanna go 482 00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:46,807 on a practice date with me? - I would love 483 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:47,686 to go on a practice date with you. 484 00:12:47,687 --> 00:12:48,519 - Yeah? - Yeah. 485 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,625 That sounds incredible. - I'd love that too. 486 00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:51,897 - Let's do that. - Let's get a PA 487 00:12:51,898 --> 00:12:52,905 fly in the date. 488 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,339 (soft music) 489 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:56,300 Oh. - Wow. 490 00:12:56,301 --> 00:12:57,972 - I haven't been, like, on a date in a long time. 491 00:12:57,973 --> 00:12:58,805 So it's kind of a practice date- 492 00:12:58,806 --> 00:12:59,638 - Right, yeah. - For me. 493 00:12:59,639 --> 00:13:00,998 - Yeah. - No, it's just with, 494 00:13:00,999 --> 00:13:02,427 you know, and so it- - Yeah. 495 00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:03,989 - [Vic] It's been a while since I've been on a date. 496 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:05,074 - Right, 'cause you're married. 497 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,213 - Yeah, he's not home a ton. 498 00:13:07,214 --> 00:13:08,046 - Really? 499 00:13:08,047 --> 00:13:08,914 Well, I'll tell you this, if I was your husband, 500 00:13:08,915 --> 00:13:10,372 I'd be there all the time. (laughs) 501 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,524 There's no way I'd let you be- 502 00:13:11,525 --> 00:13:13,324 - Really? - Alone for a long time. 503 00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,243 - We got people sort of in the guest house, but- 504 00:13:15,244 --> 00:13:16,361 - Oh. - Oh, you're so tall. 505 00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,569 - Yeah, I'm so tall. 506 00:13:17,570 --> 00:13:18,505 You're tall too, I love- - Oh, thank you. 507 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,192 - I love her height. - It's these. 508 00:13:20,193 --> 00:13:21,638 - Well, they're very nice. - But I'll keep 'em on. 509 00:13:21,639 --> 00:13:22,973 - Yeah. (laughs) - I'll keep 'em on. 510 00:13:22,974 --> 00:13:23,931 - Yeah, that's great. 511 00:13:23,932 --> 00:13:24,971 Wow. - This is a fun height. 512 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,872 - This is a fun height. - Everyone's so tiny. 513 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:27,705 - Tinies. - Like- 514 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:28,788 - So short. - So short. 515 00:13:28,789 --> 00:13:31,029 - I insist on that, yeah. 516 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:32,257 - Your eyes are- - Your eyes are... 517 00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:33,090 - Wow. - Okay. 518 00:13:33,091 --> 00:13:34,048 - Anyway. (chuckles) - Wow. 519 00:13:34,049 --> 00:13:35,110 Get a closeup of the eyes, right? 520 00:13:35,111 --> 00:13:36,121 - (laughs) Wow. - So over here 521 00:13:36,122 --> 00:13:37,372 and then you, maybe you in that camera. 522 00:13:37,373 --> 00:13:38,205 So- - Yeah, yeah, okay. 523 00:13:38,206 --> 00:13:39,038 - So here we go. 524 00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:39,871 Hi. - All right. 525 00:13:39,872 --> 00:13:40,704 - So... 526 00:13:40,705 --> 00:13:41,601 It's like if we had kids, what would our... 527 00:13:41,602 --> 00:13:42,559 What our kids eyes look like? - I know, 528 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,392 what would they look like? 529 00:13:43,393 --> 00:13:44,225 What would our kids look like? 530 00:13:44,226 --> 00:13:46,683 - Like- - They'd be so- 531 00:13:46,684 --> 00:13:48,740 - Beautiful. - Yeah. 532 00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:49,573 - Okay, so- - Yeah. 533 00:13:49,574 --> 00:13:50,406 - Oh, wow. - There we go. 534 00:13:50,407 --> 00:13:52,372 - Yeah, this is- - Okay, so, thank you so much. 535 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,936 - I wish I would've wore something different. 536 00:13:53,937 --> 00:13:54,953 - Okay. (Jordache laughs) 537 00:13:54,954 --> 00:13:55,833 Hey, hey- - I would've dressed up. 538 00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:57,238 - Hey, me too, me too. (Jordache laughing) 539 00:13:57,239 --> 00:13:58,923 - You look beautiful. - I've sort of a nice suit- 540 00:13:58,924 --> 00:13:59,812 - Yeah, it's- - That I would've put on. 541 00:13:59,813 --> 00:14:00,645 - So stunning. - So this is... 542 00:14:00,646 --> 00:14:01,478 - And those... - Sort of- 543 00:14:01,479 --> 00:14:02,311 - Blouse underneath. - When you go, like this, 544 00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:03,144 there's sort of a- - Yeah. 545 00:14:03,145 --> 00:14:03,977 - Pattern on the inside. - There's a pattern, yeah. 546 00:14:03,978 --> 00:14:05,239 Wow. - Okay, so- 547 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,072 - That's- - You know, I just sort of 548 00:14:06,073 --> 00:14:06,917 thought we'd practice a date, 549 00:14:06,918 --> 00:14:07,750 and I thought- - Yeah, sure. 550 00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:09,085 - Maybe ask some get-to-know-you questions. 551 00:14:09,086 --> 00:14:09,918 - Sure, I love that. - You know? 552 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:10,986 And I have some rapid-fire questions 553 00:14:10,987 --> 00:14:12,088 I ask most of my guests. - Okay, great. 554 00:14:12,089 --> 00:14:13,023 - So maybe I could ask you those 555 00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:14,280 for our first date questions. - Love that. 556 00:14:14,281 --> 00:14:15,238 - What do you think? - I love this. 557 00:14:15,239 --> 00:14:16,103 - Okay. - I think this is fun. 558 00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:18,039 - Two-in-one. (chuckles) (Jordache chuckles) 559 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,628 You ready? Here we go. 560 00:14:19,629 --> 00:14:21,293 "What is your love language?" 561 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,151 - Physical touch. - Same. 562 00:14:23,152 --> 00:14:23,984 - Yeah, I just- - Yeah. 563 00:14:23,985 --> 00:14:25,353 - Something about being next to your partner. 564 00:14:25,354 --> 00:14:26,621 You just wanna be closer. - Yeah, yeah. 565 00:14:26,622 --> 00:14:27,684 And then you just sort of like, reach out- 566 00:14:27,685 --> 00:14:28,535 - Yeah, reach out. - And they reach back. 567 00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:29,661 - You just like wanna- - It's like- 568 00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:30,744 - [Both] Ah. (Jordache chuckles) 569 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:31,787 - Yeah, just wanna... 570 00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:32,882 That kismet energy. - Yeah, yeah. 571 00:14:32,883 --> 00:14:33,715 I mean- - Yeah. 572 00:14:33,716 --> 00:14:35,048 - Like, with a partner, I'm just like... 573 00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:36,445 I wanna be able to like... 574 00:14:36,446 --> 00:14:37,278 Get all the food off, 575 00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:38,111 just like- - Yeah, just like... 576 00:14:38,112 --> 00:14:39,994 Just knock it all down and just like... 577 00:14:39,995 --> 00:14:40,827 Like, that would be 578 00:14:40,828 --> 00:14:41,660 so amazing. - Get in there. 579 00:14:41,661 --> 00:14:42,642 - Just like, wipe all the food off the table- 580 00:14:42,643 --> 00:14:43,475 - Food off. - And just like, 581 00:14:43,476 --> 00:14:44,308 "I'm gonna physically touch you." 582 00:14:44,309 --> 00:14:45,639 - I wanna physically... - Yeah. 583 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:46,472 - Touch, get in there. - Touch you. 584 00:14:46,473 --> 00:14:47,514 - Get in there, yeah. - Okay, yeah. 585 00:14:47,515 --> 00:14:48,748 - Yeah, so- - That would be fine, yeah. 586 00:14:48,749 --> 00:14:50,263 - "Have you ever been arrested?" 587 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,242 - Yes. - Yes? 588 00:14:51,243 --> 00:14:53,415 - Yes, yes. - Okay, may I ask what for? 589 00:14:53,416 --> 00:14:57,615 - (sighs) I was driving a seahorse under the influence. 590 00:14:57,616 --> 00:14:58,714 Yeah. - You probably had somewhere 591 00:14:58,715 --> 00:15:00,507 really important to get to. - Yeah, I did. 592 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,953 I was trying to get to a banquet, 593 00:15:01,954 --> 00:15:04,287 but I had a couple too many. 594 00:15:04,288 --> 00:15:06,831 - Well, hey, I'm sure that that was a long time ago 595 00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:07,664 and you've learned- - I was young. 596 00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:08,560 - And you've grown. - Yeah, yeah. 597 00:15:08,561 --> 00:15:09,421 I've grown like algae. 598 00:15:09,422 --> 00:15:11,354 (Jordache laughs) - Okay. 599 00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:13,652 (both wheezing) 600 00:15:13,653 --> 00:15:16,548 - Are you getting this? - I'm sorry, I- 601 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,573 - Don't ever- - I joke. 602 00:15:17,574 --> 00:15:19,834 - Don't ever apologize! - Okay. 603 00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:20,733 - Like ever. - I won't. 604 00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:22,296 - To these, never, to these people- 605 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,165 - Okay, I'm- - And to us. 606 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:25,434 - I'm done apologizing - Because you're perfect. 607 00:15:25,435 --> 00:15:27,065 - Thank you. - Thank you 608 00:15:27,066 --> 00:15:28,527 - Vic, you're... 609 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,702 You're one of the sweetest people, I think, I've met. 610 00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:33,378 (soft calm music) 611 00:15:33,379 --> 00:15:34,211 - All right, are we ready? 612 00:15:34,212 --> 00:15:36,186 - Yes. - How do you take your coffee? 613 00:15:36,187 --> 00:15:38,725 - I like it wet. (laughs) - Okay. 614 00:15:38,726 --> 00:15:39,558 - Seriously though, 615 00:15:39,559 --> 00:15:40,391 you should try some Deep Water with the coffee. 616 00:15:40,392 --> 00:15:42,675 It adds some really nice flavors. 617 00:15:42,676 --> 00:15:45,237 - Maybe we'll chat afterwards and maybe I'll order a case 618 00:15:45,238 --> 00:15:46,836 for my guests. - Yeah, I guess I will 619 00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:49,197 make that sale. (laughs) - Okay. (chuckles) 620 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,692 I think you did. - Wow. 621 00:15:50,693 --> 00:15:51,525 Wow. - I wanna support you. 622 00:15:51,526 --> 00:15:52,483 So- - Okay, thank you so much. 623 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:53,712 Wow. (clears throat) 624 00:15:53,713 --> 00:15:54,776 - What is... 625 00:15:54,777 --> 00:15:55,967 Sorry, you're like, so far 626 00:15:55,968 --> 00:15:57,079 over there. - I feel so- 627 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:57,912 - I'm like- - Far. (laughs) 628 00:15:57,913 --> 00:15:59,215 - So I'll just like, I'll get a little closer. 629 00:15:59,216 --> 00:16:01,759 You can just, like, stay. - No, I can get closer. 630 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,727 - Okay, so here we are. (Jordache clears his throat) 631 00:16:03,728 --> 00:16:04,560 Oh, and look at that. 632 00:16:04,561 --> 00:16:05,393 - Wow. - And I don't even have 633 00:16:05,394 --> 00:16:06,658 to move the plates. - Yeah, this is nice. 634 00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:07,491 (Jordache clears his throat) 635 00:16:07,492 --> 00:16:09,731 - Okay, what is your lucky number? 636 00:16:09,732 --> 00:16:12,661 - My lucky number's 222. - Huh, why? 637 00:16:12,662 --> 00:16:14,438 - Yeah, 'cause that's the number that I was... 638 00:16:14,439 --> 00:16:16,602 Of my mother's brood. 639 00:16:16,603 --> 00:16:18,676 - Brood. - (laughs) Yeah. 640 00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:20,165 - I'm her youngest, I'm her 222nd. 641 00:16:20,166 --> 00:16:21,748 - You're the baby. - I'm the baby. 642 00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:22,807 - Oh my God. - Yeah. 643 00:16:22,808 --> 00:16:23,679 - Okay. - What are you? 644 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,762 - I'm a twin. 645 00:16:24,763 --> 00:16:25,858 - Wow. - And I have 646 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:26,691 two younger brothers, yeah. 647 00:16:26,692 --> 00:16:28,018 - Wow. - One of four. 648 00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:28,938 - Wow. - (quiet) We don't talk. 649 00:16:28,939 --> 00:16:30,338 (both chuckle) 650 00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:31,171 Last but not least. 651 00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,908 And this is something that I ask- 652 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:33,816 - Sure. - Each and every one 653 00:16:33,817 --> 00:16:35,207 of my guests. 654 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:38,285 "What is the meaning of life?" 655 00:16:38,286 --> 00:16:40,249 - Wow, that's a good question. 656 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:41,332 - Thanks. - I think 657 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,790 the meaning of life to me 658 00:16:44,791 --> 00:16:45,631 is love. 659 00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:47,828 (calm music) 660 00:16:47,829 --> 00:16:50,330 You know, to find someone that you really connect with? 661 00:16:50,331 --> 00:16:51,410 - Right. - That you can build 662 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,018 something with, that you can have a partnership with. 663 00:16:54,019 --> 00:16:55,770 You know, tackle all the hurdles together. 664 00:16:55,771 --> 00:16:58,047 - I see. - Ride the waves. 665 00:16:58,048 --> 00:17:00,465 (both laugh) 666 00:17:00,466 --> 00:17:02,856 'Cause life is about ups and downs. 667 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:03,689 - Ups and down. - You know? 668 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,522 It's ups and downs. - Are you shore? 669 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:05,425 - I know, it could be 670 00:17:05,426 --> 00:17:06,258 about ups. - Are you shore? 671 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,091 - If you with the right person- 672 00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:07,924 - Are you "shore"? - It's just ups. 673 00:17:07,925 --> 00:17:08,757 - Yeah. - S-H-O-R-E? 674 00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,700 Are you shore? (both laugh) 675 00:17:10,701 --> 00:17:11,795 - It took me a second. 676 00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:12,887 It took me a second. - I was gonna keep 677 00:17:12,888 --> 00:17:13,746 spelling it. - That was... 678 00:17:13,747 --> 00:17:14,579 It was... 679 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,912 Yeah, that's... 680 00:17:15,913 --> 00:17:16,870 Wow. 681 00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:17,953 - Mm... - Yeah. 682 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,846 So, yeah. - Is that your pool? 683 00:17:19,847 --> 00:17:22,464 - That, yeah, that's... - I'd love a, like, a tour. 684 00:17:22,465 --> 00:17:24,814 - Yeah, you wanna check it out? 685 00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:25,915 I'd love to show you it. 686 00:17:25,916 --> 00:17:26,865 - Yeah, look, I'd love to- - Yeah. 687 00:17:26,866 --> 00:17:27,698 - See your- - I got... 688 00:17:27,699 --> 00:17:28,656 Yeah, let show you it. 689 00:17:28,657 --> 00:17:30,110 - Love to see your, like, pool. 690 00:17:30,111 --> 00:17:31,004 Pool. - Yeah, of course. 691 00:17:31,005 --> 00:17:31,962 Yeah. (clears throat) 692 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,077 Oh yeah. (chuckles) 693 00:17:34,078 --> 00:17:36,905 - Right there. - So it's three feet deep. 694 00:17:36,906 --> 00:17:39,327 - Right. - And it is filled 695 00:17:39,328 --> 00:17:40,345 with Deep Water. 696 00:17:40,346 --> 00:17:41,178 - It's filled with Deep Water. 697 00:17:41,179 --> 00:17:42,023 So that's all- - Filled with Deep Water. 698 00:17:42,024 --> 00:17:43,695 - And then you can swim really well in Deep Water. 699 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,924 There's a lot of buoyancy. - Buoyancy. 700 00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:45,975 - Yeah. - Oh, fun. 701 00:17:45,976 --> 00:17:47,123 - You took the words right out of my- 702 00:17:47,124 --> 00:17:48,527 - Okay. - Mouth. 703 00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:49,610 Yeah. - Okay, cool. 704 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,443 - Yeah. 705 00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,916 There's a drain right here. 706 00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:53,193 - Nice. - And it's firm, right? 707 00:17:53,194 --> 00:17:54,185 - Yeah. - It's safe. 708 00:17:54,186 --> 00:17:55,273 - I mean, like, well, that really is it. 709 00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:56,106 Is I was like, I was like- 710 00:17:56,107 --> 00:17:56,939 - Yeah. - "Oh, what's that?" 711 00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:57,772 And I'm going, "Oh." - Yeah, like, yeah. 712 00:17:57,773 --> 00:17:58,605 - Oh, you can get right- - Right? 713 00:17:58,606 --> 00:17:59,438 - On there, that's so fun. - I mean... 714 00:17:59,439 --> 00:18:00,271 - And you can get in, 715 00:18:00,272 --> 00:18:01,104 it's like- - Okay. 716 00:18:01,105 --> 00:18:01,937 Are you a shoes-off- 717 00:18:01,938 --> 00:18:02,770 - Shoes off, yeah. - Pool? 718 00:18:02,771 --> 00:18:03,603 - Shoes off, shoes off- - Shoes off? 719 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:04,457 - At the pool, yeah, - For sure. 720 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,930 - Yeah. - So just... 721 00:18:05,931 --> 00:18:07,213 Ugh, okay. - So... 722 00:18:07,214 --> 00:18:08,884 Just a little. (water splashes softly) 723 00:18:08,885 --> 00:18:10,420 Yeah, wow. 724 00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:11,253 Yeah. - Whoa. 725 00:18:11,254 --> 00:18:12,086 Okay. 726 00:18:12,087 --> 00:18:13,052 Whoa. - Yeah, wow. 727 00:18:13,053 --> 00:18:14,260 It's nice, right? - Whoa. 728 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,212 Okay. - Yeah. 729 00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:16,183 - Oh, cool, cool. - It's pretty sweet. 730 00:18:16,184 --> 00:18:17,196 Wow, huh? - Whoa. 731 00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,664 - Yeah. - Whoa. 732 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,754 - Whoa. (laughs) 733 00:18:19,755 --> 00:18:20,712 - Wow. - Watch out! 734 00:18:20,713 --> 00:18:21,744 - Oh no! - It's wet in here- 735 00:18:21,745 --> 00:18:22,702 - Ah, ah! - It's really wet. 736 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,451 (both laugh) 737 00:18:24,452 --> 00:18:25,559 - Wow. - Wow. 738 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,516 - What are we doing? - What is this? 739 00:18:27,517 --> 00:18:28,349 This is- - Okay. 740 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:29,228 - We're just living. - Living. 741 00:18:29,229 --> 00:18:30,647 - We're living life. - Living life. 742 00:18:30,648 --> 00:18:31,480 - Yeah. 743 00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:32,313 This is my idea 744 00:18:32,314 --> 00:18:33,587 of a perfect date. - Okay. 745 00:18:33,588 --> 00:18:34,420 Right here. - Just... 746 00:18:34,421 --> 00:18:35,737 - Just... - Yeah? 747 00:18:35,738 --> 00:18:37,457 - Water surrounding you. 748 00:18:37,458 --> 00:18:38,508 - I've... 749 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,619 I've never been in 750 00:18:42,478 --> 00:18:44,718 someone's pool before. 751 00:18:44,719 --> 00:18:47,078 - You know, I haven't had anyone 752 00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:48,849 in my pool since Magabelle. 753 00:18:48,850 --> 00:18:50,061 - Whoa, okay. - Yeah, so- 754 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,955 - Yeah. - It's the first time 755 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:54,123 in a year. (chuckles) - That's cool. 756 00:18:54,124 --> 00:18:55,180 That's so cool. - Yeah. 757 00:18:55,181 --> 00:18:56,013 This is... 758 00:18:56,014 --> 00:18:57,149 It's just nice, you know? - Yeah. 759 00:18:57,150 --> 00:18:59,128 - It's like it's nice. - Yeah. 760 00:18:59,129 --> 00:19:00,209 - Do you feel the salt in there? 761 00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,687 - Yeah, it's like- - It's really... 762 00:19:01,688 --> 00:19:03,462 - I'm like floating. - Yeah. 763 00:19:03,463 --> 00:19:04,545 It's nice. - That's like... 764 00:19:04,546 --> 00:19:06,180 Whoa. - Yeah, this is all me. 765 00:19:06,181 --> 00:19:07,598 This is... (calm poignant music) 766 00:19:07,599 --> 00:19:08,830 - So I think let's just go ahead 767 00:19:08,831 --> 00:19:11,892 and like mark us down for like 70 cases. 768 00:19:11,893 --> 00:19:12,850 - Yeah, of the Deep Water? - Yeah, just like- 769 00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,034 - Wow. - This like, rocks. 770 00:19:14,035 --> 00:19:15,681 - Who are you, my angel? - Okay. 771 00:19:15,682 --> 00:19:17,813 I'd like to be. - Am I a starfish? (laughs) 772 00:19:17,814 --> 00:19:19,639 - I'll be your little jellyfish. 773 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:20,912 Sea jelly, technically, 'cause I know fish. 774 00:19:20,913 --> 00:19:21,942 - Yeah, yeah. - It's not a fish. 775 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:22,900 - It's not a fish. - It's not a fish 776 00:19:22,901 --> 00:19:23,858 and that's why I... 777 00:19:23,859 --> 00:19:25,966 Hey, I guess I gotta watch some episodes 778 00:19:25,967 --> 00:19:27,032 of "Sanford and Sons". 779 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,971 - Yeah, maybe you do. - Yeah. 780 00:19:28,972 --> 00:19:30,048 - You ever see that? - I was too young... 781 00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:31,765 Well, I was too young when it came out. 782 00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:33,332 - Wait. 783 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:36,339 Wait, how old are you? - 30. 784 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:37,440 (calm music stops) (water splashes) 785 00:19:37,441 --> 00:19:38,398 - What? 786 00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:39,843 - I'm 30. - No. 787 00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,418 Hey. 788 00:19:41,419 --> 00:19:42,469 Hey. - Hey. 789 00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,558 Whoa. - That's too young for me. 790 00:19:46,559 --> 00:19:49,206 - Oh. (Jordache sighs) 791 00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:51,551 But no, remember it was like, "Oh, well, what's"- 792 00:19:51,552 --> 00:19:52,384 - Wow. - It was like, 793 00:19:52,385 --> 00:19:53,386 "Oh, let's date"- - No, no. 794 00:19:53,387 --> 00:19:54,219 - And then we got in your pool 795 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:55,052 and you were like- - Yeah. 796 00:19:55,053 --> 00:19:56,010 - Nobody's been in my pool- - I didn't know 797 00:19:56,011 --> 00:19:57,956 you were 30, I thought you were older. 798 00:19:57,957 --> 00:19:59,253 - I can be. - You can't make it up. 799 00:19:59,254 --> 00:20:00,102 - I could be older. - You can't... 800 00:20:00,103 --> 00:20:01,450 You can't be older. - I could try. 801 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,111 - I want someone who has a little bit more experience. 802 00:20:03,112 --> 00:20:04,461 I'm tired of dating these young women. 803 00:20:04,462 --> 00:20:05,402 - Well, I could try- - I mean, pretending? 804 00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:09,076 - Gimme an opportunity! (sad music) 805 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,994 - I'm getting out the pool. - Okay, right. 806 00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:11,827 So, okay. 807 00:20:11,828 --> 00:20:13,084 Hey, and actually no, yeah. 808 00:20:13,085 --> 00:20:14,837 You get outta here, so... 809 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,791 I'm married. - I know. 810 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:17,624 And that's the other thing. 811 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:18,457 - So... - You're married. 812 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,532 So- - And he's... 813 00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,653 And Bianca, so... 814 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,600 Chin up and feet together. 815 00:20:24,601 --> 00:20:25,433 So you know what? 816 00:20:25,434 --> 00:20:26,896 Hey, actually, I'm done! 817 00:20:26,897 --> 00:20:28,658 (sad music) 818 00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:30,920 - Okay. - You are too... 819 00:20:30,921 --> 00:20:32,839 How old are you? - 76. 820 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,257 - You're 76 years old? - Yes. 821 00:20:36,379 --> 00:20:38,766 - Okay, so I think we're done here actually. 822 00:20:38,767 --> 00:20:39,795 And I'm done with this. - Oh, okay- 823 00:20:39,796 --> 00:20:40,628 - So I think I'm done. - That's good. 824 00:20:40,629 --> 00:20:42,677 - I'm done too, great. - And so... 825 00:20:42,678 --> 00:20:44,968 And so, (clears throat) I'm Vic Michaelis, 826 00:20:44,969 --> 00:20:46,608 reminding you to be true to yourself, 827 00:20:46,609 --> 00:20:48,298 unless you'd rather be somebody else. 828 00:20:48,299 --> 00:20:49,436 Goodnight. 829 00:20:49,437 --> 00:20:52,178 Is it legally binding for that 70 cases? 830 00:20:52,179 --> 00:20:55,262 (funky upbeat music) 831 00:21:01,907 --> 00:21:05,824 (funky upbeat music continues) 832 00:21:05,874 --> 00:21:10,424 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59071

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