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[INTRO MUSIC]

Hey!

Under the willows and down

by the river,

Come join our friends, Every one, having fun,

every day...

Hey!

[CAR HORN]

- Action!

Hey!

Drifting in rowing boats down on the river,

Feel the whispering wind, Every one, having fun,

every day...

[CAMERA FLASH]

[MUSIC] [NIGHT SOUNDS]

[OWL HOOTS]

- That was a super supper, Toad. - Yeah.

I'm even rounder than when I came in.

- Oh, but it's late.

We should be heading home. - In a minute, In a minute.

First, I have something you simply must see.

[TOAD: TRUMPET SOUND]

- Wow! It's amazing. It's...

What is It?

- Only the very latest in creature comforts.

The fully automatic steam powered armchair.

[GEARS RATTLE]

[COUGHING]

I know, you can't wait to see it in action.

Pull this and you get a massage.

This thingy flips out the leg rest.

Oh!

Isn't it wonderful?

- Not the word I'd use.

- What does this one do Toad?

[CLANK]

- Hmmm.

- Why ?

Why does it even have that button?

[RATTY LAUGHS]

- Why do you even have a toad eating armchair?

When you have a perfectly comfy, normal one over there.

- It's called a creature comfort Ratty.

I'm a creature, aren't I?

I deserve comfort. Hahah.

- Your great great grandfather was quite

comfortable on a lily pad.

[HEDGE LAUGHS]

- Can you imagine?

Toad, living on a lily pad?

[LAUGHTER]

- The simple life, you mean?

Yes.

Getting back to nature.

Roughing it, like you lot.

- Well, I wouldn't say how we live is roughing it Toad.

- You wouldn't last 5 minutes on the riverbank.

- We'll soon see about that.

Out you go.

I've got some planning to do.

[RATTY: SNORING]

[POTS CLANKING]

- Oh, Uhh. [POTS CLANKING]

- Oh, Uhh. [POTS CLANKING]

What on earth?

- There you are Ratty. [PING]

Sorry.

- Morning Ratty. What's Toad doing here?

- I'd like to know that too.

He woke me up, clumping past my burrow like a brass band.

- I haven't got a clue.

What are you doing here, Toad?

- Well you should know Ratty.

It was your idea after all.

I'm gonna rough it for a while.

Live on the riverbank like my great, great Grandfather.

Just like you said.

I'm all right here, aren't I?

[POTS CRASH]

Just the bare essentials for me

from now on. Pop up tent, inflatable armchair.

But first, anyone for croquet?

- Maybe later.

Ratty, Hedge a word.

- You won't even know I'm here.

- Chief's going to want to hear this.

- Oh to be by the river bank [TOAD SINGING]

when spring is in the air. [TOAD SINGING]

Oh, to be by the riverbank, [TOAD SINGING]

in your underwear. [TOAD SINGING]

- No, that's not right.

- Toads right though.

This kind of was your idea, Ratty.

- It doesn't matter whose idea it was.

Although you did say.

- Oh, I know what I said, but he can't stay here.

- Four!

- Ye-ah! [BALL BOUNCING]

- Ooh, ah! [BALL BOUNCING]

- No! [BALL BOUNCING]

- Whoah! [GLASS SMASHING]

- Anyone seen my croquet ball?

- Hmm. - There it is.

- I think you might be right.

- Hey! Chief, Tinker.

Wait till you hear this.

- Hmm, ahh, ahh.

This better be good Smudge.

- I was catching up on my beauty sleep.

- Good luck with that!

- Toad's trying to camp on the riverbank.

He's in a right flap.

- This i have to see.

Come on. - Wait!

I mean.

- Wait, Chief.

If Toads living on the riverbank,

who■s living in Toad Hall?

- Well...

Ummh...

Uh, thats a good one.

- It's not a riddle, Chief.

It's an opportunity.

If Toads moved out, it's empty.

Anyone could move right in.

Anyone!

- Smudge, Tinker.

I got a brilliant idea!

We're moving into Toad Hall!

Come on.

[CHIEF LAUGHS]

[CHIEF: Woo hoo!]

- This is more like it.

Roughing it in a hole.

It's so basic.

- If you wanted to be less basic,

you could use a plate like the rest of us.

- I'm saving you the washing up.

Always thinking of others.

That's me. You done?

Don't mind if I do.

- You said bringing him inside would make it better.

- I said it was worth a try.

- Ooh, books. That's one way to pass the long hours

out here in the wilderness.

[CRASH] [BOOKS FALLING]

- Right! How do we get in then?

- I thought it through,

Smudge scales the drainpipe,

while i tunnel under the foundations.

- Have you tried the door handle ?

- Oh, Smudge!

Not even Toad would be silly enough to leave his front door.

Unlocked.

- Home sweet home.

Whoo hoo. [WEASELS CHEER]

- How much trouble could one Toad cause?

- That is the age old question?

- Hello, Badger.

What brings you here?

- I heard there was some rumpus on the riverbank.

Kingfisher tells me someone

thought it was a good idea to invite Toad to stay.

- That's really not what I said.

- You said his

great, great whatever...

used to live on a

lily pad.

- Don't believe everything you see in toads paintings.

So Toads ancestors never did live in the riverbank.

- We need to get him home.

- Ratty has something he wishes to say.

- I do?

I do.

I want to say...

Well done Toad!

You've surprised us all.

- I have?

- He has?

- He has.

You can rough it with the best of us.

You certainly showed us what you're capable of.

- It's been heaps of fun having you around.

Honest.

- Well, it's in my blood.

Always knew I'd be good at it.

- So good you've put us all to shame.

You've proved your point, Toad.

Now you can head back up to Toad Hall.

Hey?

- Get a nice armchair massage.

- You know, you're right.

I have been missing some of my creature comforts.

Not that I need them.

You understand?

-Oh yeah, oh yes, yes.

-Oh yeah, oh yes, yes.

- Yep.

[WEASELS: He, He Hee]

[CHIEF: Oh, now you dropped it.]

[WIESELS: LAUGHING]

That came from Toad Hall.

- Weasels!

But...

You did lock up when you left?

Didn't you, Toad?

- Humm, yeah, well.

- Oh, Toad!

There's not a moment to lose.

- Be right with you.

Just got to pack up my things.

[CRASHING] [BREAKING]

- Ahh no you I just dropped it.

- They're trashing the place.

[WIESELS LAUGHING]

- Stay close everyone. [WIESELS LAUGHING]

Looks fun, though. [CRASH, BOOM, BANG]

I mean, come on. [CRASH, BOOM, BANG]

[SUSPENSFULL MUSIC]

Charge...

[TWANG]

[THUD]

- Gotcha!

[WIESELS LAUGHING]

- One, two, three, four.

Hey?

Where's Toad?

- Sorry I'm late. Took a while to get it all to fit.

What did I miss?

Ahh!

[CHIEF: Gotcha!]

Ha, ha.

I'd say welcome home

But this ain't Toad Hall no more

It's Weasel Hall.

Take a last look around

fore we chuck you and your mates back to the river bank.

[WEASELS LAUGH]

- Oh, how terrible.

I shall miss it, of course, but luckily

I now know how to rough it with the best of them.

I can live a simple life on the riverbank

with my friends. I do liven the place up for them.

All I ask is that you treat this place well.

Make the most of all the creature comforts Toad.

I mean, Weasel Hall has to offer. Like this.

My favourite armchair.

Steam powered you know, height of fashion.

- He's practically given them a guided tour.

- So comfortable you wouldn't believe.

Oh, let me have one last go?

- No. My home, my comforts. [ENGINE RUMBLES]

- But that's not all.

Massage, footrest

and of course, there's the extra special button.

- Ooh.

[CLANK]

Get it off me, get it off me..

[LAUGHTER]

- Let me untie this rope.

- Well done Toad. You had us going for a moment there.

- We'll release you on one condition.

You leave Toad Hall right away.

- Anything, anything.

Get me out of here.

- You're right, my friends.

But you have to admit, there's a use for a steam

powered armchair after all, hey?

- all right. I'll admit it.

Sometimes creature comforts can be very handy indeed.

[LAUGHTER]

- Oi, you lot, wait for me. [LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC]

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