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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:22,800 --> 00:01:25,000 The Ashley Swan Memorial Trust 2 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,800 was created to preserve the memory of Ashley Swan 3 00:01:28,033 --> 00:01:29,433 to honor her legacy 4 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:31,366 and to compensate the members of her family 5 00:01:31,366 --> 00:01:34,100 for their loss the trust owns all copyrights 6 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:36,133 and trademarks related to Miss Swan 7 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,133 and all rights to her image and likeness 8 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,433 the footage which you are about to see 9 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:42,566 was compiled from a variety of sources 10 00:01:42,566 --> 00:01:44,300 including footage captured from filmmakers 11 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:48,066 Thomas Grayson Danny Wilson and Miss Swan herself 12 00:01:48,366 --> 00:01:50,300 the footage was used during the criminal trial 13 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:51,066 Mr Grayson 14 00:01:51,066 --> 00:01:53,733 resulting in his conviction for the murder of Miss Swan 15 00:01:54,033 --> 00:01:56,266 after the trial the District Attorney's Office 16 00:01:56,266 --> 00:01:58,166 tried to block the release of the footage 17 00:01:58,166 --> 00:02:00,500 arguing that it should remain in government custody 18 00:02:00,666 --> 00:02:02,033 however the court held 19 00:02:02,033 --> 00:02:04,100 that the footage should be released to the trust 20 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,533 to serve his restitution to Miss Swan's family 21 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:09,700 Trust received a number of competitive offers 22 00:02:09,700 --> 00:02:11,600 for the distribution rights to the footage 23 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,300 but ultimately entered into an exclusive arrangement 24 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,566 with award winning Austrian documentary filmmaker 25 00:02:16,566 --> 00:02:17,700 Jonas Wulsitz 26 00:02:18,166 --> 00:02:20,900 Mr Wulsitz's prior work on Jack the Ripper 27 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:23,100 Jeffrey Dahmer and Joseph Fritzl 28 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:25,366 make him a natural selection for this film 29 00:02:25,866 --> 00:02:28,833 Ashley herself was a big fan of Mr Walsh's work 30 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,600 and it's therefore uniquely appropriate 31 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:33,933 that he put her final days in their proper context 32 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:57,000 I'm in production office of underground horror film 33 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,966 director Thomas Grayson 34 00:02:59,866 --> 00:03:03,400 he is the director of such cult classics that has 35 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,600 runs with fear and saw when 36 00:03:05,766 --> 00:03:06,866 so tell me Tom 37 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:09,700 what makes a good horror movie 38 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,600 well in my opinion 39 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:13,800 a good horror movie works 40 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,033 because it contains the same elements as horror 41 00:03:16,033 --> 00:03:17,666 literature atmosphere 42 00:03:17,666 --> 00:03:21,066 the uncanny obscurity psychological elements 43 00:03:21,066 --> 00:03:23,533 and not the generic shocks that 44 00:03:23,566 --> 00:03:24,466 most of the public 45 00:03:24,466 --> 00:03:26,566 has come to associate with horror films 46 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,300 you mean like naked chicks running through the woods 47 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:32,366 being chased by some deranged psychopath 48 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:34,633 precisely uh 49 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:36,866 horror audiences don't even find that kind of thing 50 00:03:36,866 --> 00:03:38,800 scary anymore because they're too busy 51 00:03:38,833 --> 00:03:41,600 acknowledging their own familiarity with that scenario 52 00:03:41,833 --> 00:03:42,766 in fact nowadays 53 00:03:42,766 --> 00:03:44,666 most audiences don't even know what they're missing 54 00:03:44,666 --> 00:03:47,466 because they've been trained to rely more on shocking 55 00:03:47,466 --> 00:03:50,200 visceral elements rather than on a good story 56 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:54,000 like what visceral elements 57 00:03:54,766 --> 00:03:56,466 well uh 58 00:03:56,466 --> 00:04:00,266 the bad language penis jokes 59 00:04:00,266 --> 00:04:03,100 and goofy sound effects that drive most comedies 60 00:04:03,266 --> 00:04:04,266 Gore and nudity 61 00:04:04,266 --> 00:04:07,166 that you have in most horror movies nowadays 62 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,900 and even any movie with a big explosion in it 63 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:13,733 those are few of my favourite things 64 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:14,800 maybe so 65 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,200 but they should not substitute for a good story 66 00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:19,200 well if there's no good story 67 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,866 then shouldn't there be like Giant Big Water Mill 68 00:04:21,866 --> 00:04:23,033 if there's not a good story 69 00:04:23,033 --> 00:04:24,666 then they shouldn't be making the movie 70 00:04:29,233 --> 00:04:30,066 so uh 71 00:04:30,066 --> 00:04:33,666 what's your next project gonna be it's a horror movie 72 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,966 so I'm guessing it's not gonna have monsters 73 00:04:37,966 --> 00:04:40,466 and aliens and titties that is correct 74 00:04:40,766 --> 00:04:42,666 well what will it have in it 75 00:04:42,666 --> 00:04:45,766 what will it have in it it will have a good story 76 00:04:46,666 --> 00:04:47,833 I thought you said you were shooting a 77 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:51,100 horror movie the two are not mutually exclusive 78 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,400 you sure use a lot of big words 79 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:56,800 yes 80 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:01,600 what suit is that you sure ask a lot of questions 81 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:03,366 don't you yes 82 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,600 touche 83 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:07,366 next month 84 00:05:10,233 --> 00:05:11,366 I don't think so 85 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,200 anything comes up give me a call 86 00:05:14,366 --> 00:05:15,833 uh listen Barry 87 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:16,633 uh Danny 88 00:05:16,833 --> 00:05:17,566 Danny right 89 00:05:17,566 --> 00:05:19,933 um I really have to get going now 90 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:22,900 well can we continue this interview later 91 00:05:22,966 --> 00:05:25,600 uh you're gonna have to ask my agent about that 92 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:37,133 I guess that's fancy director speak for fuck off 93 00:05:40,166 --> 00:05:41,633 my name is Ashley Swan 94 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,733 and I'll be reading for the part of Laura 95 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,600 you wanna go to Larry's house 96 00:05:48,033 --> 00:05:48,866 yeah why 97 00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:50,666 what's wrong with that well 98 00:05:50,666 --> 00:05:52,300 I thought you didn't like Larry 99 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,366 of course I like Larry 100 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:57,900 last week you said he was a bad influence on me 101 00:05:58,066 --> 00:05:59,700 I don't remember saying that 102 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:01,066 well you did 103 00:06:01,300 --> 00:06:03,000 ugh you must have misunderstood me 104 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,400 I would never say that about one of your friends 105 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,766 so why do you wanna go to his house all of a sudden 106 00:06:07,766 --> 00:06:09,633 Malcolm why do I need a reason 107 00:06:09,633 --> 00:06:12,166 I just wanna go see one of your friends 108 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:13,466 oh well 109 00:06:13,866 --> 00:06:15,000 if you want to see one of my 110 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,866 why do you want to see one of my friends 111 00:06:16,866 --> 00:06:18,100 I your friend too 112 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:18,900 now 113 00:06:19,766 --> 00:06:21,666 can we just go please 114 00:06:21,966 --> 00:06:24,433 I don't know something doesn't feel right 115 00:06:24,433 --> 00:06:25,300 yeah no kidding 116 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,000 you're being a jerk I'm not being a jerk 117 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,500 yes you are 118 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,800 I just wanna know why you're behaving so strangely I 119 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,400 just think we should go see Larry 120 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:35,666 that's all well 121 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:36,166 tell you what 122 00:06:36,166 --> 00:06:38,766 why don't I call him up and invite him over 123 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,633 no I wanna go to his place 124 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:41,366 what does it matter 125 00:06:41,366 --> 00:06:43,233 if we go to his place or if he comes here 126 00:06:43,233 --> 00:06:45,133 it matters because it matters 127 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,166 well then I think you should just go 128 00:06:47,166 --> 00:06:48,500 I'm gonna wait right here 129 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:52,366 no we have to go see Larry now 130 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:54,900 woo alright 131 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,600 ha ha very good 132 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:59,566 yeah very good job thanks 133 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:00,833 okay um 134 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:03,066 for the next part of the audition uh 135 00:07:03,066 --> 00:07:03,966 we'd like to ask you 136 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,800 if there's anything that you would like to tell us 137 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,533 or show us something to help us remember you 138 00:07:10,566 --> 00:07:12,733 apart from the reading that you've just given us 139 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,533 you mean like a monologue 140 00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:15,600 yeah uh 141 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:16,433 or uh 142 00:07:16,433 --> 00:07:19,266 maybe a personal story or a joke 143 00:07:19,366 --> 00:07:21,466 something like that okay 144 00:07:21,466 --> 00:07:23,800 I have a personal story alright 145 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:28,733 do you ever see the film Demons Hollow hmm no 146 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:29,833 well 147 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:32,466 there was this one scene I had to do with my co star 148 00:07:32,566 --> 00:07:35,900 Sally Green we were both completely naked 149 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:37,600 except for this gray stringy stuff 150 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:40,166 that was supposed to be like this giant spider web 151 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:41,766 is that something yeah 152 00:07:42,033 --> 00:07:43,300 yeah well anyway 153 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:47,800 we were basically naked in that stuff all day huh 154 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:50,833 sounds like you regretted signing up for that project 155 00:07:50,833 --> 00:07:52,766 no it was actually really fun 156 00:07:52,866 --> 00:07:55,166 except for when the film actually came out 157 00:07:55,566 --> 00:07:57,700 they cut out our scene for no reason 158 00:07:57,866 --> 00:07:58,866 well there was probably 159 00:07:58,866 --> 00:08:02,600 a good reason it'll probably be on the DVD extras 160 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,633 I don't know but that's my story 161 00:08:05,633 --> 00:08:07,233 and I hope it helps you to remember me 162 00:08:07,233 --> 00:08:08,500 I'm sure it will 163 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:11,166 okay well um 164 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,066 thanks for coming in and reading for us 165 00:08:13,066 --> 00:08:15,266 uh we'll be making our decisions at the end of the week 166 00:08:15,266 --> 00:08:16,200 and then we'll 167 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,200 be giving a call to the people that we like to see 168 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:20,700 again I hope you wanna see me again 169 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,866 I'm sure you do 170 00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:24,833 thank you for coming in Ashley thanks 171 00:08:24,833 --> 00:08:26,366 bye bye 172 00:08:26,366 --> 00:08:27,166 bye bye 173 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,400 what did you think of her 174 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,966 oh she's not what I had in mind 175 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:39,200 what about her acting it wasn't bad 176 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:43,500 I thought she was really good and she's not bad looking 177 00:08:44,166 --> 00:08:44,833 alright fine 178 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,266 put her on the callback list 179 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,366 uh what do we have left 180 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:52,466 four more Laura's three Malcoms and two Georges 181 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:54,800 uh bring in the next one please 182 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:56,666 Samantha Winters yep 183 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:59,533 that's me we're ready for you 184 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,000 hi it's late for the camera please 185 00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:04,400 um okay 186 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,866 so I'm Samantha Winters and um 187 00:09:07,866 --> 00:09:10,500 I'm gonna be reading for the role of Laura today 188 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:11,666 uh do I need to see 189 00:09:11,666 --> 00:09:13,266 to say my agent's name 190 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:15,700 I don't think that will be necessary 191 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:16,533 um okay 192 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:21,200 oh yes 193 00:09:25,366 --> 00:09:26,400 there we go 194 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:31,966 here 195 00:09:31,966 --> 00:09:37,166 we have the official crew of the new Tom Grayson film 196 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,166 we got Luke Rhodes 197 00:09:40,866 --> 00:09:46,000 DP and this gal over here is Lenny Goodman 198 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,800 1st ad 199 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:50,100 and that guy 200 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:52,766 you must be the on set fluffer 201 00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:57,400 I don't know and I shall be one of them soon yes 202 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:58,300 I shall 203 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,166 yeah but is it gonna look real sure 204 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:06,933 how's it gonna flicker 205 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:08,666 I'm gonna move my hand in front of it like this 206 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,000 so what's the first shot 207 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:14,033 there 208 00:10:14,766 --> 00:10:16,266 Danny you know 209 00:10:16,266 --> 00:10:18,466 I thought you might want some footage for the DVD 210 00:10:18,466 --> 00:10:19,766 you know the kids want to know 211 00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:22,966 oh hey Norton Covax sound 212 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,700 how did you find out we're gonna be shooting here 213 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:31,100 a little birdie told me and what is this birdie's name 214 00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:32,633 Gus 215 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,366 will you do me a favor and tell Gus 216 00:10:35,366 --> 00:10:36,766 he's a big fat asshole 217 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,866 sure love to 218 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,600 so can I stay 219 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:45,200 pretty please 220 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:50,066 I need you to come over here a minute please 221 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:51,700 okay 222 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,400 see that guy with the camera 223 00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:56,266 he's gonna be documenting the production 224 00:10:57,633 --> 00:10:58,466 hi 225 00:10:59,066 --> 00:11:00,100 hi 226 00:11:01,066 --> 00:11:02,900 you uh wanna introduce yourself 227 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:07,000 I'm the first a D my name is Lenny Goodman 228 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:08,733 no jokes about my name please 229 00:11:09,566 --> 00:11:10,866 what are you talking about 230 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:13,300 Lenny Goodman Benny Goodman 231 00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:14,100 you know 232 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:15,966 no 233 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,166 never mind Lenny 234 00:11:18,866 --> 00:11:19,666 gotta go 235 00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:39,800 oh I won't forget to send you your card 236 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,300 percentage whatever you wanna call it 237 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,966 I mean it's not like you'd let me forget is it 238 00:11:49,366 --> 00:11:51,666 of course I love you 239 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,766 look I have to get back to set 240 00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:57,066 okay alright 241 00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:59,966 I'll talk to you later bye 242 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,466 God this is weird 243 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:10,500 wow obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl 244 00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:11,733 who are you 245 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:15,666 Danny and what do you want 246 00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:17,833 I'm shooting behind the scenes footage 247 00:12:17,833 --> 00:12:19,300 you know for the DVD 248 00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:21,866 you got anything that you wanna say to the kids at home 249 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,700 yeah watch out for perverts with video cameras 250 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:30,766 I'm not a pervert I'm just admiring your assets 251 00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:36,266 I really hope you're not getting paid to be a retard 252 00:12:36,266 --> 00:12:38,266 I do that on a volunteer basis 253 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,200 good 254 00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:44,766 well it was nice to meet you 255 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,500 are you gonna go now 256 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,900 just do it the way I told you to okay 257 00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:03,500 so what exactly is the budget on this movie 258 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,666 well let me put it to you this way 259 00:13:05,666 --> 00:13:07,833 we can't afford to shoot in a studio 260 00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:10,500 so we are using a sandpaper factory 261 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:14,133 is there anything in the budget for a documentary 262 00:13:14,666 --> 00:13:15,466 nope 263 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:17,966 well in that case 264 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,666 are you prepared to offer 265 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:21,400 me a percentage of the profits 266 00:13:22,066 --> 00:13:22,966 no 267 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:25,733 well is there anything you can offer me 268 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,500 there's craft services right over there 269 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:33,066 do you offer a vegetarian option 270 00:13:33,566 --> 00:13:34,933 don't bust my balls 271 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,933 just trying to light the mood around here dude 272 00:13:38,466 --> 00:13:40,733 well no one's asking you to dude 273 00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:42,733 well who has to 274 00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:45,733 turn the camera off Danny 275 00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:47,000 yes sir 276 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,666 of course they'll probably cut this out 277 00:13:58,666 --> 00:14:00,566 because it doesn't go along with Mr 278 00:14:00,566 --> 00:14:04,666 Director's wholesome attitude about entertainment and 279 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:08,300 this psychological 280 00:14:08,866 --> 00:14:11,900 no Gore no titties school of horror filmmaking 281 00:14:12,066 --> 00:14:13,933 Tom's fucked 282 00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:18,766 I know there's a magician in there just 283 00:14:20,066 --> 00:14:21,466 waiting to get out 284 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:41,400 what was the scariest thing that ever happened to you 285 00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:45,133 the scariest thing 286 00:14:46,466 --> 00:14:47,600 that's easy 287 00:14:49,066 --> 00:14:50,733 I was fourteen 288 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,000 one night 289 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:57,266 my parents were out of the house and I was all alone 290 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,966 I was taking a shower when 291 00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:06,700 shut up 292 00:15:08,566 --> 00:15:09,566 anyway 293 00:15:10,566 --> 00:15:15,733 I was taking a shower when I heard the front door slam 294 00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:18,700 no big deal 295 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,966 I thought it's probably just my parents came home early 296 00:15:21,966 --> 00:15:22,766 you know 297 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:27,366 so I finished taking my shower and I toweled off 298 00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:30,600 all the while I could hear 299 00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:37,100 so I wrapped a towel around myself 300 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,200 and I opened the bathroom door 301 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,566 I yelled down for my parents 302 00:15:43,666 --> 00:15:45,666 thinking that they would be there but 303 00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:49,900 they never answered 304 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,866 don't make that face shut up 305 00:16:03,866 --> 00:16:05,933 ha ha Joe 306 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,100 when our fellow players are in character 307 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,300 and the camera is rolling 308 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:10,966 we don't make funny faces 309 00:16:11,066 --> 00:16:13,866 I I know I didn't yes 310 00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:15,866 you did you went like 311 00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:21,200 okay that is just a lie okay 312 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:23,266 it was okay it was more like 313 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:25,866 like yeah 314 00:16:25,966 --> 00:16:27,366 yeah great 315 00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:28,466 um 316 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,066 alright well uh 317 00:16:30,066 --> 00:16:31,233 whenever you guys are ready 318 00:16:31,233 --> 00:16:32,866 to stop acting like children 319 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,133 I would love to get back to work 320 00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:36,300 look I 321 00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,533 I can't speak for everybody here 322 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,200 but uh I'm 323 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:42,333 I'm ready to work good yeah 324 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,133 let's do this Ashley are you ready 325 00:16:46,766 --> 00:16:48,766 roll sound speeding marker 326 00:16:48,766 --> 00:16:52,466 please roll camera camera rolling C12 327 00:16:52,466 --> 00:16:53,766 take six soft sticks 328 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:56,300 you going down Joe 329 00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,300 shoot it ready 330 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:03,400 action away from me I'm not gonna hurt you 331 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,400 then go away I can't why 332 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,400 because I love you yeah 333 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,500 sure is that why you made me mess up my scene 334 00:17:11,066 --> 00:17:13,533 clever girl shut up 335 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:16,466 why don't you come make me I wanna cut you 336 00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:20,600 I am having too much fun yeah 337 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,800 that's your problem you're having way too much fun 338 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:23,800 what's now 339 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,066 it's wrong to wanna have fun when it's at my expenses 340 00:17:27,366 --> 00:17:30,100 okay then why don't you laugh with me 341 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,466 oh it's too late for that 342 00:17:31,466 --> 00:17:32,633 you've already messed up my scene 343 00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:35,600 so now I owe you one you you owe me one mhm 344 00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:37,533 I like the sound of that 345 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:41,200 you're an asshole and that's exactly why you love me 346 00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:43,566 oh I do yeah 347 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,566 oh what does this button do 348 00:17:50,033 --> 00:17:51,100 I saw that coming 349 00:17:51,700 --> 00:17:52,600 what okay 350 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,100 ha ha 351 00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,700 that's my boyfriend 352 00:17:56,866 --> 00:17:57,800 oh my God oh 353 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,700 mercy me what have I done 354 00:17:59,766 --> 00:18:00,833 oh shit 355 00:18:00,833 --> 00:18:02,866 I think you just doubled the budget for this though 356 00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:05,100 ha ha I'm sorry 357 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,000 let me get that for you 358 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,800 kind of funny though yeah 359 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:27,500 I swear to God 360 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,466 there's something seriously wrong with you 361 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,066 you're a lousy irresponsible puss head of an actor 362 00:18:33,566 --> 00:18:35,700 you don't think straight you don't act straight 363 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,800 you just go along on your merry little way 364 00:18:37,833 --> 00:18:40,166 LA LA LA like you're something special 365 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:42,500 you do whatever you want to whomever you want 366 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,700 without a care in the world 367 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,400 for the consequences of your actions 368 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,033 and I don't have the time 369 00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:49,500 or the patience to deal with actors who need special 370 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,666 attention just do your job 371 00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:55,100 be professional about it and stay out of my fucking way 372 00:18:56,666 --> 00:18:57,500 yes sir 373 00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:01,866 talk to me Joe what happened 374 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,966 I got fired no shit 375 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,533 yeah um 376 00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:09,166 apparently 377 00:19:09,166 --> 00:19:11,500 the wardrobe is more important than the actors 378 00:19:12,466 --> 00:19:14,333 the people are expendable 379 00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:17,166 Tom fired you for ruining the wardrobe 380 00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:20,133 pretty much now Joe 381 00:19:20,766 --> 00:19:22,900 are you telling us the whole truth 382 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,233 alright he said I was messing around too much 383 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:31,366 he said I was wasting too much of his time 384 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:38,166 uh huh so what where are you 385 00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:00,100 what's the problem 386 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:05,000 it's gonna be hard to do the scene without Joe look 387 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,466 the guy was wasting our time 388 00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,333 and he was making me look like an idiot 389 00:20:08,466 --> 00:20:09,766 but I couldn't no 390 00:20:09,766 --> 00:20:10,000 no no 391 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:10,266 no no 392 00:20:10,266 --> 00:20:12,766 there is no but that guy was a doofus 393 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:14,600 and you're better off without him 394 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,800 so could you please just accept that 395 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,466 so we can continue working 396 00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:21,133 yes 397 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,566 look 398 00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,100 sweetheart 399 00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:29,366 trust me I know what I'm doing 400 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:31,500 I'm gonna be a big star 401 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,800 alright then just have a little faith in me 402 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:37,800 I know you can do this without Joe 403 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,633 okay let's do it 404 00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:43,700 alright daddy girl 405 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,300 do you need to take a break or anything 406 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,600 or could we just go no 407 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,166 I'll just go okay good 408 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:48,966 okay ready 409 00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:50,766 okay Emma speed 410 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:11,733 not you again I'm just gonna talk 411 00:21:12,866 --> 00:21:15,333 well then you don't need to be filming me do you 412 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,800 you too 413 00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:20,400 what do you mean 414 00:21:21,366 --> 00:21:23,266 Tom won't let me shoot whatever I want either 415 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,866 oh boohoo 416 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,333 I told you I didn't want you to be filming me didn't I 417 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,500 don't let me shoot him 418 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,966 okay you can shoot 419 00:21:36,966 --> 00:21:37,766 me 420 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:39,300 okay 421 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,866 you're supposed to ask me some questions or something 422 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,333 I can't think of any good ones 423 00:21:52,766 --> 00:21:56,566 it's gonna catch you in your natural state 424 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,700 natural state 425 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,200 uh huh 426 00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:05,633 well there must be something wrong with your camera 427 00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:07,533 cause I don't feel very hot right now 428 00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,300 oh no you're hot already 429 00:22:10,766 --> 00:22:12,933 and they're not talking about your physical prowess 430 00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:15,966 I think you have a beautiful soul 431 00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:18,533 really 432 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,166 really 433 00:22:20,633 --> 00:22:25,266 I don't think Tom knows just how beautiful you can be 434 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,300 hmm 435 00:22:26,666 --> 00:22:27,966 he's giving us a project 436 00:22:29,233 --> 00:22:30,033 hmm 437 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:43,166 and here we go I um 438 00:22:43,433 --> 00:22:47,533 I thought you said you didn't have a problem uh before 439 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,166 when did you change your mind 440 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:53,000 hmm 441 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:58,200 I changed my mind right after you gave me the part 442 00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:00,566 please tell me you're joking 443 00:23:01,066 --> 00:23:01,866 hmm 444 00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:03,500 I'm not joking 445 00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,533 Ashley 446 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:07,700 if it's such a big deal for you 447 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,533 why don't you just get a body double 448 00:23:09,966 --> 00:23:13,066 a body double it's not even a nude scene 449 00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:14,500 it's just your back 450 00:23:14,866 --> 00:23:17,600 you're still asking me to take my shirt off 451 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,500 yes but no one's even gonna see your chest no 452 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:24,166 but why 453 00:23:25,233 --> 00:23:27,466 I guess I just don't trust you 454 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:30,566 you don't trust me 455 00:23:31,266 --> 00:23:32,933 why don't you trust me 456 00:23:33,966 --> 00:23:36,500 I don't know it's just a feeling I get 457 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:38,300 and I have to be honest with myself 458 00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:45,166 I I don't believe this 459 00:23:46,266 --> 00:23:48,100 where is all this coming from 460 00:23:49,866 --> 00:23:53,266 Danny could you do me a favor and not film right now 461 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:54,600 you're the boss 462 00:24:04,966 --> 00:24:07,100 I'm sorry I told you to stop filming before 463 00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:10,233 no problem it's just a private moment 464 00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:12,133 you know evidently 465 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,766 say Danny 466 00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:16,866 what's up 467 00:24:17,233 --> 00:24:20,800 have you noticed anybody talking with Ashley lately 468 00:24:20,966 --> 00:24:21,933 what do you mean 469 00:24:22,966 --> 00:24:24,133 I mean like 470 00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:27,200 maybe putting notions in her head 471 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:32,200 about her performance can you be more specific 472 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,700 she won't take her shirt off 473 00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:36,200 and this has what to do with the movie 474 00:24:36,266 --> 00:24:38,200 well there's an implied nude scene 475 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:41,100 I thought you didn't need nudity to tell a good story 476 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:43,200 I don't so what's the problem 477 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,900 well the problem is there's an implied nude scene 478 00:24:48,966 --> 00:24:50,766 and when I first gave her the role 479 00:24:50,966 --> 00:24:53,600 she gave me the impression that 480 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,966 she didn't even have a problem doing 481 00:24:54,966 --> 00:24:56,433 full frontal yeah 482 00:24:56,433 --> 00:24:58,666 no kidding did you see Demon's Halo 483 00:24:58,666 --> 00:24:59,500 no 484 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,866 it's not really my type of movie 485 00:25:01,866 --> 00:25:03,700 it was awesome 486 00:25:04,633 --> 00:25:06,600 jolly good yeah 487 00:25:08,266 --> 00:25:10,533 so anyway 488 00:25:11,033 --> 00:25:13,500 do you have any idea why she may have changed her mind 489 00:25:13,966 --> 00:25:16,466 it must be because hey 490 00:25:16,466 --> 00:25:18,900 why is implied nudity okay and not full frontal 491 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:20,733 because it tantalizes the senses 492 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:22,966 people tend to want what they can't have 493 00:25:22,966 --> 00:25:25,333 then why are porno so popular 494 00:25:26,766 --> 00:25:28,933 because some people have no imagination 495 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,700 or they just like boobies 496 00:25:32,266 --> 00:25:33,133 yeah 497 00:25:37,233 --> 00:25:38,300 so 498 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,933 is there what are you doing I gotta go pee 499 00:25:45,766 --> 00:25:48,733 well if you gotta go you gotta go see ya 500 00:26:33,366 --> 00:26:34,600 you have to find something 501 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:37,500 curtains curtains 502 00:27:48,033 --> 00:27:51,133 like 50 times the guy never fucking remembers his lines 503 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:52,900 nah nah 504 00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:54,066 it's okay alright 505 00:27:54,066 --> 00:27:55,000 I'll talk to you later 506 00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:56,500 bye 507 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,200 did I miss something what 508 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,000 do you mean 509 00:28:00,300 --> 00:28:03,433 you seem to be in a very chipper mood this morning 510 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:04,700 oh I am 511 00:28:04,700 --> 00:28:07,166 are we back on schedule no 512 00:28:07,466 --> 00:28:08,566 not even close 513 00:28:09,433 --> 00:28:12,433 and what are you gonna do about the Ashley's employ 514 00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:16,366 looting I'm going to cut it out you are 515 00:28:18,066 --> 00:28:22,633 wow the only new scene in the entire movie 516 00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:24,066 and you're cutting it out 517 00:28:25,433 --> 00:28:26,933 how can you do that 518 00:28:30,966 --> 00:28:33,766 I can do anything I want I'm the director 519 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:40,733 good morning 520 00:28:41,433 --> 00:28:42,466 hi 521 00:28:43,033 --> 00:28:46,000 so what's this I hear about you not showing your back 522 00:28:46,366 --> 00:28:47,400 well let's just say 523 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,866 this project suddenly got a lot less important to me 524 00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:53,800 so you're sacrificing springtime 525 00:28:54,166 --> 00:28:55,633 I wasn't counting on that 526 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,766 but it's an unfortunate side effect 527 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:00,266 but we're still cool right 528 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:03,733 totally cool 529 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,066 somebody was just screaming 530 00:29:07,966 --> 00:29:09,600 oh shit damn 531 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:12,433 what's going on is it Ashley 532 00:29:12,433 --> 00:29:13,666 not now Danny 533 00:29:13,766 --> 00:29:15,133 oh come on 534 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:18,500 Danny I swear 535 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,433 if you don't get that goddamn camera out of here it is 536 00:29:20,433 --> 00:29:23,066 actually I've got some insider information for you 537 00:29:23,066 --> 00:29:24,500 what are you talking about 538 00:29:24,966 --> 00:29:26,800 she's the one that fucked up Joe's wardrobe 539 00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,233 what it was an accident 540 00:29:29,233 --> 00:29:33,066 and she's really guilty about getting Joe fired 541 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,866 what does this have to do about 542 00:29:35,866 --> 00:29:37,166 all the stuff that she's been pulling off 543 00:29:37,166 --> 00:29:40,466 also she has no problem taking your shirt off 544 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:43,000 this is just an unfortunate side effect 545 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,200 for getting Joe fired 546 00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:47,166 you gotta be kidding me 547 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,333 all this is because of that douchebag huh 548 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,466 apparently a well liked douchebag 549 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,200 are you sure 550 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:56,366 how do you 551 00:29:56,366 --> 00:30:00,200 know that I am the eyes and ears of this institution 552 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,000 my friend 553 00:30:01,966 --> 00:30:03,733 and you're just telling me that now 554 00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:06,500 thanks 555 00:30:09,566 --> 00:30:10,733 go home Danny 556 00:30:13,366 --> 00:30:15,400 portrait of a man behind a wall 557 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:18,500 the bricks of this wall have only just begun to tumble 558 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,233 and very shortly 559 00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:22,766 the entire wall will come crashing down 560 00:30:22,866 --> 00:30:25,533 and he will find himself completely exposed 561 00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:27,700 to the Twilight Zone 562 00:30:39,633 --> 00:30:42,933 scene 8 in which Ashley continues to bust Tom's balls 563 00:31:00,666 --> 00:31:01,600 do you think so 564 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,466 she doesn't think so she doesn't think so 565 00:31:07,266 --> 00:31:08,466 why are you doing this to me 566 00:31:08,466 --> 00:31:10,300 can we just finish the film 567 00:31:11,033 --> 00:31:11,833 no 568 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,433 not until you stop changing the dialogue 569 00:31:14,433 --> 00:31:16,133 I think we should do it my way 570 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,433 that's not a call I'm the main character 571 00:31:19,433 --> 00:31:20,500 yes you are 572 00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:22,066 you're a character 573 00:31:22,266 --> 00:31:25,500 I am a writer and I'm directing the character 574 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:26,466 and your job 575 00:31:26,466 --> 00:31:29,900 as an actor is to do what the director tells you to do 576 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:32,900 I don't think so well I do 577 00:31:42,566 --> 00:31:44,233 I'll go get her no 578 00:31:44,233 --> 00:31:45,133 don't bother 579 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,066 just not worth this 580 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:49,966 um let's just uh 581 00:31:49,966 --> 00:31:51,900 shoot something else um 582 00:31:52,366 --> 00:31:53,766 I think we can maybe uh 583 00:31:53,766 --> 00:31:55,400 what else we gonna shoot with this setup 584 00:31:56,966 --> 00:31:58,866 nothing that was our last shot 585 00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:02,300 and for anything else we would need a whole new setup 586 00:32:04,233 --> 00:32:06,166 well then I'm going to go home 587 00:32:07,233 --> 00:32:08,866 you sure yep 588 00:32:10,233 --> 00:32:11,566 that's right people alright 589 00:32:11,566 --> 00:32:12,366 alright let's go 590 00:32:12,466 --> 00:32:13,800 alright alright let's go 591 00:32:17,866 --> 00:32:18,866 leave me alone 592 00:32:23,033 --> 00:32:23,900 no 593 00:32:26,566 --> 00:32:28,366 I'm going to go home 594 00:32:28,466 --> 00:32:30,866 sit there and feel sorry for myself 595 00:32:31,633 --> 00:32:33,133 I got a better idea 596 00:32:33,366 --> 00:32:35,200 you can't compete with that 597 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:36,533 maybe I can 598 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:39,766 I got a surprise for you you mean you can buy anything 599 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,600 surprise what's surprise 600 00:32:42,966 --> 00:32:44,000 well if I told you 601 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,500 then it wouldn't be much of a surprise now would it 602 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,233 I don't know oh 603 00:32:50,233 --> 00:32:53,500 come on this is for you dude 604 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,466 hello Ashley 605 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,400 how are you doing 606 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,666 it's me from the film shoot 607 00:33:17,666 --> 00:33:18,566 you know Danny 608 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,700 I'm good 609 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,066 I've got to talk with you man can you come outside 610 00:33:26,033 --> 00:33:28,133 I'm in my car just outside your place 611 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,600 I've got something to show you 612 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,000 okay I'm here 613 00:34:15,266 --> 00:34:16,133 come on in 614 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,166 what's the surprise 615 00:34:18,966 --> 00:34:20,166 it's in the other room 616 00:34:27,266 --> 00:34:28,966 why is this camera on 617 00:34:30,166 --> 00:34:32,666 it's an experiment an experiment 618 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:39,700 sit down 619 00:34:44,566 --> 00:34:46,966 I want you to watch something 620 00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:51,400 this isn't porn is it just watch 621 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,766 I'm in my car just outside your place 622 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,200 got something to show you 623 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:00,933 come here I wanna show you something 624 00:37:04,166 --> 00:37:05,200 there's more 625 00:37:19,433 --> 00:37:21,366 don't worry she can't hear you 626 00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:24,733 she's got my nephew's Dinosaur rapsody on repeat 627 00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:26,900 is this a joke 628 00:37:29,433 --> 00:37:30,700 this is a joke 629 00:37:31,566 --> 00:37:32,900 you son of a 630 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,866 it's not a joke nope 631 00:37:53,833 --> 00:37:55,000 we'll be right back 632 00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:00,666 you want a beer 633 00:38:01,966 --> 00:38:03,933 no GD 634 00:38:07,500 --> 00:38:09,900 you're crazy no 635 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,700 I'm not look 636 00:38:12,566 --> 00:38:13,800 I have a plan 637 00:38:14,566 --> 00:38:17,900 all I wanna do is scare her and we'll let her go 638 00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:23,466 yes 639 00:38:24,166 --> 00:38:27,100 if we really scare and we tape it 640 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:27,366 then 641 00:38:27,366 --> 00:38:29,500 we can tell her that her performance was phenomenal 642 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,966 which it will be 643 00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:33,133 then she'll go along with it 644 00:38:35,266 --> 00:38:36,266 no 645 00:38:37,066 --> 00:38:38,200 no what 646 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,766 no it won't work or no 647 00:38:39,766 --> 00:38:41,166 you won't go along with it 648 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,166 this is not a game 649 00:38:45,900 --> 00:38:50,133 you have got a girl tied up in your garage 650 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,566 do you know what happens to people like you 651 00:38:54,033 --> 00:38:55,333 they go to prison 652 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,800 and then they get romanced in a very unpleasant way 653 00:39:00,233 --> 00:39:02,233 why do you always have to be a whiny bitch 654 00:39:02,233 --> 00:39:03,666 we're just making a movie 655 00:39:04,366 --> 00:39:07,200 this is not a movie not yet 656 00:39:08,633 --> 00:39:10,366 we're gonna retire in like five minutes 657 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,900 oh we are 658 00:39:12,033 --> 00:39:14,566 yes I don't wanna go to prison 659 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:17,066 I'm afraid you might be a little late for that 660 00:39:17,966 --> 00:39:19,700 five minutes is all we'll need 661 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:22,366 5 minutes 662 00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:24,966 5 minutes for what 663 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,733 a performance of a lifetime 664 00:39:41,633 --> 00:39:43,166 shit this is crazy 665 00:39:52,266 --> 00:39:53,066 okay 666 00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:54,966 I'm counting down 5 minutes 667 00:39:55,833 --> 00:39:56,700 pick that up 668 00:39:57,566 --> 00:40:00,300 why you already have a camera on her 669 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,900 that's just for the master 670 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,900 give me some really good plus UPS 671 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,566 now shoot 672 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,966 you have 4 minutes and 45 seconds left 673 00:40:31,033 --> 00:40:31,833 oh 674 00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,700 you gotta try this no 675 00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:35,600 I don't okay 676 00:40:35,766 --> 00:40:37,900 you're never gonna get another opportunity like this 677 00:40:38,033 --> 00:40:39,333 you have four minutes left 678 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,233 knock that off look 679 00:40:42,233 --> 00:40:43,500 just try to enjoy the moment 680 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,800 we have a beautiful girl tied up here 681 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,733 she's blindfolded and gagged 682 00:40:48,966 --> 00:40:50,466 she can't bitch at you 683 00:40:50,866 --> 00:40:53,466 she can't refuse to do a blindfolded nudity 684 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,800 and she can't laugh during the middle of the take 685 00:40:57,233 --> 00:40:58,766 unless of course she wanted to 686 00:41:02,266 --> 00:41:04,066 please remind me why we're doing this 687 00:41:04,233 --> 00:41:06,833 it's hardcore if you don't walk the ledge 688 00:41:06,833 --> 00:41:08,566 once in a while you don't live 689 00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:10,333 what about her life 690 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,300 taking one for the team 691 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:20,000 what was that catapult dude 692 00:41:20,633 --> 00:41:23,166 are you crazy that could seriously hurt her 693 00:41:25,866 --> 00:41:26,666 oh my God 694 00:41:26,666 --> 00:41:28,066 this is too much okay 695 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,333 fuck this this is 696 00:41:29,466 --> 00:41:30,600 show's over man 697 00:41:30,666 --> 00:41:31,666 show's over oh 698 00:41:31,666 --> 00:41:33,100 then I've got a better idea 699 00:41:33,466 --> 00:41:34,666 take this off dear 700 00:41:34,966 --> 00:41:37,300 hey get away from the table 701 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:43,166 fuck that drop the rope away from the table 702 00:41:57,066 --> 00:42:01,333 what's going on we're raising the stakes why 703 00:42:01,833 --> 00:42:04,966 because you always puss out when things get interesting 704 00:42:04,966 --> 00:42:06,766 I do not yes 705 00:42:06,766 --> 00:42:09,066 you do you do when I'm interviewing you 706 00:42:09,066 --> 00:42:10,600 you do when you're making movies 707 00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:12,366 this is about my movies 708 00:42:13,033 --> 00:42:15,200 well I have a terrific suggestion for you 709 00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,000 why don't you make your own damn movie 710 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,266 and that way you can make it any way you like 711 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:27,733 I never thought of that Danny Thomas please let us go 712 00:42:28,966 --> 00:42:30,100 not yet 713 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:33,000 how far is this gonna go 714 00:42:33,666 --> 00:42:35,366 you're about to find out 715 00:42:53,366 --> 00:42:53,833 come on Tom 716 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:54,633 pick it up 717 00:42:55,633 --> 00:42:57,966 go on you can do it 718 00:43:01,633 --> 00:43:02,866 I pointed at her 719 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,566 now show her 720 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,333 easy now easy 721 00:43:19,966 --> 00:43:22,100 ha ha there we are 722 00:43:22,233 --> 00:43:27,000 look at that the real emotion right there in the eyes 723 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,166 he tells everything we need to know 724 00:43:30,033 --> 00:43:32,166 I'm sorry I don't wanna do this 725 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,333 I think 726 00:43:35,966 --> 00:43:39,933 this building needs some nudity 727 00:43:43,566 --> 00:43:45,600 no no 728 00:43:47,166 --> 00:43:48,066 no 729 00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:57,000 there we go 730 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,400 I'll take this over and apply nudity any day 731 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,000 they were worth the wait weren't they 732 00:44:02,233 --> 00:44:03,100 go to hell 733 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,000 watch this 734 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,033 this is one of those precious moments 735 00:44:11,033 --> 00:44:12,900 just has to be caught on camera 736 00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:14,500 oh 737 00:44:15,866 --> 00:44:17,700 no no 738 00:44:17,833 --> 00:44:20,000 no no 739 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,466 no no no 740 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:30,000 wow that is some great action 741 00:44:32,566 --> 00:44:33,866 I can't do this 742 00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:38,500 pick up the camera Tom or I'll cut her throat 743 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,366 I I pick it up Tom I can't do this 744 00:44:43,366 --> 00:44:44,900 I can't I can't do this 745 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,300 shoot 746 00:44:49,700 --> 00:44:53,400 you ever play this little piggy 747 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,333 no no please 748 00:44:58,966 --> 00:44:59,933 no 749 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:01,566 no 750 00:45:02,100 --> 00:45:02,900 no 751 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:06,000 alright 752 00:45:08,033 --> 00:45:10,333 this little piggy went to market 753 00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:16,500 this little piggy stayed home 754 00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:21,400 and this little piggy went 755 00:45:22,966 --> 00:45:25,866 limp did she pass out or something 756 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,666 we'll have to fix that 757 00:45:29,966 --> 00:45:31,800 getting funny ideas now Mr Director 758 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,366 looks so peaceful now doesn't she 759 00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:41,800 fix that 760 00:45:47,100 --> 00:45:49,000 you have a nice nap there dear 761 00:45:49,566 --> 00:45:50,666 I hope so 762 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,933 it's time to get back to business Yeehaw 763 00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:56,733 I didn't give you permission to take a nap 764 00:45:56,766 --> 00:45:58,266 so now I'm gonna have to punish you 765 00:46:04,433 --> 00:46:05,233 please 766 00:46:05,466 --> 00:46:07,266 I'm gonna have to cut off those little piggies 767 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:08,766 please 768 00:46:10,633 --> 00:46:12,066 no hey 769 00:46:12,066 --> 00:46:13,366 now stop messing around here 770 00:46:13,366 --> 00:46:14,666 I'm gonna cut off the whole foot 771 00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:15,666 you want that 772 00:46:16,766 --> 00:46:17,566 hmm 773 00:46:19,466 --> 00:46:21,100 okay that's better 774 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:33,733 she's in shock 775 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,133 how about some anti freeze hmm 776 00:48:00,566 --> 00:48:01,966 you wanna talk about it 777 00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:07,100 I guess that's a no 778 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,500 I'm gonna go clean her up 779 00:48:11,900 --> 00:48:13,366 I'll be back in a few minutes 780 00:48:13,366 --> 00:48:16,466 and we can talk about the ineffectiveness of subtlety 781 00:48:16,666 --> 00:48:18,866 and horror filmmaking 782 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,000 hello Danny 783 00:49:43,233 --> 00:49:47,533 I'd like to talk to you about pushing the limits 784 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,966 you know something 785 00:49:51,066 --> 00:49:52,400 I've got a great idea 786 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,766 I think you're really gonna like it 787 00:49:53,766 --> 00:49:56,200 hmm it's really hardcore hmm 788 00:50:02,433 --> 00:50:03,600 let's talk about 789 00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:06,866 let's talk about subtlety in horror filmmaking Danny 790 00:50:07,466 --> 00:50:08,500 I think that 791 00:50:09,466 --> 00:50:11,266 what makes a good horror moment 792 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:13,166 is not the actual doing 793 00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:15,600 it's the anticipation 794 00:50:19,766 --> 00:50:21,300 oh this this was a good one 795 00:50:21,300 --> 00:50:23,200 I I really like this one 796 00:50:24,066 --> 00:50:24,866 yeah 797 00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:26,700 yeah 798 00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:32,800 no it's it's not really my style here 799 00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:38,100 I think I should do something 800 00:50:38,833 --> 00:50:39,900 oh no oh no 801 00:50:41,866 --> 00:50:42,700 oh no 802 00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,200 oh no I don't know 803 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,133 I'm sorry Danny 804 00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:50,766 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to cut the interview short 805 00:50:50,766 --> 00:50:51,566 here 806 00:50:52,300 --> 00:50:53,766 if you want to continue it 807 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:56,666 you have to call my agents and arrange something 808 00:51:29,233 --> 00:51:30,766 it was not real 809 00:51:32,666 --> 00:51:35,166 leave me alone leave me 810 00:51:54,566 --> 00:51:55,766 boo oh 811 00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,333 man you scare me 812 00:51:59,466 --> 00:52:01,800 you are awesome thanks 813 00:52:08,866 --> 00:52:12,300 it is too bad I'm gonna have to cut you up now hey 814 00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:16,266 you said I could do it I said I think about it 815 00:52:17,300 --> 00:52:19,133 come on I can do it 816 00:52:20,633 --> 00:52:23,466 no I don't want you to hurt yourself 817 00:52:24,266 --> 00:52:25,700 are you kidding me 818 00:52:29,466 --> 00:52:30,266 fine 819 00:52:34,066 --> 00:52:35,066 here you go 820 00:52:36,166 --> 00:52:37,100 got it 821 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,133 awesome 822 00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:00,333 I am keeping these 823 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:02,733 that's cool I can make more 824 00:53:03,466 --> 00:53:04,966 ha ha cool 825 00:53:05,566 --> 00:53:08,266 so how was it making it work out my way 826 00:53:08,266 --> 00:53:11,166 as opposed to cons it's a little different 827 00:53:11,866 --> 00:53:13,133 so was it worth it 828 00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:16,300 this tape will be worth it if it makes me famous 829 00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:21,400 uh huh 830 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:23,300 Alrighty 831 00:53:23,966 --> 00:53:25,766 well that is a wrap for today 832 00:53:25,766 --> 00:53:28,966 I'll give you a call and we can watch some football 833 00:53:29,466 --> 00:53:30,366 sweet 834 00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:52,400 um 835 00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:54,000 Waylon 836 00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:56,466 yeah 837 00:53:57,633 --> 00:53:58,433 Waylon 838 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:00,666 what 839 00:54:01,366 --> 00:54:02,900 uh this isn't working 840 00:54:04,633 --> 00:54:06,266 why what's the problem 841 00:54:06,266 --> 00:54:09,133 should I cut uh yeah 842 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:11,400 camera 843 00:54:13,033 --> 00:54:16,566 speed and ready whaling 844 00:54:18,266 --> 00:54:19,133 ready 845 00:54:37,266 --> 00:54:38,900 hold hold it a second 846 00:54:39,166 --> 00:54:41,333 hold it should he cut it Tom 847 00:54:41,766 --> 00:54:43,800 um yeah I'll cut 848 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:46,000 action 849 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,933 did he turn it action 850 00:55:04,100 --> 00:55:04,900 Waylon 851 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,300 uh 852 00:55:07,966 --> 00:55:09,833 we need to talk sure 853 00:55:09,833 --> 00:55:11,700 what's up um 854 00:55:13,966 --> 00:55:17,666 this is this is this isn't gonna work what 855 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,600 why not I'm 856 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,133 I'm not seeing what I want what 857 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,000 why don't you just tell me what you want 858 00:55:26,466 --> 00:55:30,166 because I don't know I 859 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:35,233 I don't know what I want just tell us what you need Tom 860 00:55:35,233 --> 00:55:36,266 we'll get it for you 861 00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:38,566 what are you laughing at uh 862 00:55:38,566 --> 00:55:39,933 does anybody realize yep 863 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,400 I do okay 864 00:55:43,866 --> 00:55:46,366 Tom it's Ashley 865 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:52,200 I just went to Danny's house and well 866 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:55,700 I guess our joke wasn't very good 867 00:55:56,766 --> 00:55:58,400 did you um 868 00:56:00,866 --> 00:56:03,166 I I need to talk to you 869 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:06,600 I need to go to Ashley's house what 870 00:56:06,700 --> 00:56:08,200 he said he needs to go to Ashley's 871 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:09,600 you need to go to Ashley's 872 00:56:09,966 --> 00:56:10,933 yeah 873 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:14,600 why don't I call Ashley again 874 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,900 and see if she's answering yet 875 00:56:17,866 --> 00:56:20,100 no I need to go uh 876 00:56:20,266 --> 00:56:22,200 well what about my scene 877 00:56:23,100 --> 00:56:24,500 I'm sorry Waylon 878 00:56:25,033 --> 00:56:26,633 but you said yesterday that you didn't care 879 00:56:26,633 --> 00:56:27,766 if she came back 880 00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:32,366 I wish she didn't what Tom 881 00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:34,200 let's just do the scene one more time 882 00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:35,666 I swear I'll get it right 883 00:56:37,366 --> 00:56:38,500 um Lenny 884 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,666 I'm going to Ashley's house 885 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:41,933 you um 886 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:45,400 see what you can get done with wailing 887 00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:48,900 so you mean I'm not 888 00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:51,133 even gonna get to work with the director 889 00:56:51,433 --> 00:56:52,500 no Waylon 890 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,566 I'm sorry cut it 891 00:57:06,066 --> 00:57:06,866 oh 892 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:10,300 I see you're well 893 00:57:12,233 --> 00:57:13,733 I guess not my luck 894 00:57:37,966 --> 00:57:39,466 I don't have a solution 895 00:57:42,233 --> 00:57:43,666 to my problems 896 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,733 Ashley 897 00:57:56,233 --> 00:57:58,966 there are more important things to consider right now 898 00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:13,000 the footage is irrelevant 899 00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,033 Danny is dead what 900 00:58:17,033 --> 00:58:19,466 what do you mean the footage is irrelevant 901 00:58:19,466 --> 00:58:21,033 you have any idea what I went through 902 00:58:21,033 --> 00:58:23,000 about half as much as me 903 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:27,200 seriously though where is it 904 00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:29,200 you listen to me 905 00:58:29,966 --> 00:58:34,566 Danny is dead and you are partly responsible 906 00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:35,500 no no 907 00:58:35,500 --> 00:58:35,666 no no 908 00:58:35,666 --> 00:58:39,300 no it's not like that I didn't do anything 909 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,066 why are you taping this 910 00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:44,866 no reason 911 00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,066 what are you trying to do to me 912 00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:49,066 to you nothing I just 913 00:58:51,300 --> 00:58:52,900 you're trying to trick me 914 00:58:53,666 --> 00:58:56,733 we're making a movie this is not a movie 915 00:58:57,766 --> 00:58:58,866 yes it is 916 00:58:59,566 --> 00:59:02,900 this is not a movie Danny is dead 917 00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:05,300 don't you understand I killed him 918 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,266 come here give me that 919 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,800 God damn it oh 920 00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,366 fuck shit 921 00:59:17,266 --> 00:59:18,800 shut up shut up 922 00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:21,733 shut up shut up shut up 923 00:59:58,500 --> 01:00:01,733 what are you doing filming why 924 01:00:02,066 --> 01:00:04,500 cause I wanna document the trip and Danny's not around 925 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:06,700 so why don't I do it 926 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:09,400 okay 927 01:00:27,566 --> 01:00:30,466 we are on a mission to the prop house 928 01:00:30,466 --> 01:00:30,700 cause 929 01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:33,300 Tom feels that the prop knife is not realistic enough 930 01:00:33,366 --> 01:00:36,700 and in filmmaking every detail is important 931 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:44,466 so how did the shoot go after I left the set 932 01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:46,166 great actually 933 01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:49,366 I think it's some of the best stuff we've shot really 934 01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:50,700 yeah you know 935 01:00:50,700 --> 01:00:52,800 I figure with all of Joe and Ashley's shenanigans 936 01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,566 the past few days you didn't get any quality footage 937 01:00:57,566 --> 01:00:58,366 I I mean 938 01:00:58,366 --> 01:00:59,166 we 939 01:00:59,633 --> 01:01:01,466 we didn't get any quality footage 940 01:01:03,666 --> 01:01:07,366 I think we're supposed to turn left right there yeah 941 01:01:07,966 --> 01:01:10,666 I just need to take care of a little something first 942 01:01:10,766 --> 01:01:12,833 but aren't they expecting us at the prop house 943 01:01:12,833 --> 01:01:13,400 cause you know 944 01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:14,566 we're supposed to be back and filming again 945 01:01:14,566 --> 01:01:16,466 in 15 minutes yeah 946 01:01:16,466 --> 01:01:18,500 well I think we're so far behind schedule 947 01:01:18,500 --> 01:01:20,766 that an additional 10 minutes won't kill me 948 01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:26,300 us what an additional 10 minutes won't kill us right 949 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:30,333 yes so 950 01:01:32,366 --> 01:01:35,266 are we going to be seeing any more of Ashley 951 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:38,133 I don't think so 952 01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:41,533 our last conversation didn't go that well 953 01:01:43,366 --> 01:01:45,966 say do you do you smell something 954 01:01:47,766 --> 01:01:50,166 no smells like 955 01:01:51,066 --> 01:01:52,266 oh man 956 01:01:52,266 --> 01:01:54,500 it's something really really rotten 957 01:01:54,866 --> 01:01:57,266 you talk too much what 958 01:01:57,700 --> 01:01:59,666 I said you talk too much 959 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:01,400 okay 960 01:02:02,866 --> 01:02:04,100 it's in the trunk 961 01:02:04,766 --> 01:02:05,966 what's in the trunk 962 01:02:06,766 --> 01:02:07,866 the smell 963 01:02:08,900 --> 01:02:10,100 it's um 964 01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:12,600 some bad meat 965 01:02:13,233 --> 01:02:15,266 I just need to get rid of it 966 01:02:15,266 --> 01:02:17,400 why didn't you get rid of it at the location 967 01:02:17,866 --> 01:02:19,566 I guess it slipped my mind 968 01:02:21,166 --> 01:02:22,000 yeah 969 01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:26,533 oh so I was gonna ask you 970 01:02:27,966 --> 01:02:30,066 how did your visit with Ashley go yesterday 971 01:02:30,466 --> 01:02:32,266 here we are oh 972 01:02:32,266 --> 01:02:35,500 thank God I'll be back in just a minute 973 01:02:37,233 --> 01:02:40,166 whatever smells this bad I have got to see 974 01:02:41,900 --> 01:02:42,700 suit yourself 975 01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:56,600 so where exactly are we 976 01:03:03,433 --> 01:03:04,466 sorry Lenny 977 01:03:05,366 --> 01:03:07,266 but it's in the order of things 978 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,000 hi I'm Sarah Donovan 979 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:27,300 and I'll be reading for the role of Ashley and action 980 01:03:27,766 --> 01:03:29,466 look I think we should take the footage 981 01:03:29,466 --> 01:03:32,800 and I think we should try and sell it 982 01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:37,166 look I just don't think there's any sense in wasting it 983 01:03:37,166 --> 01:03:37,966 you know 984 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,066 Ashley look 985 01:03:41,066 --> 01:03:42,200 I think it's what 986 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,133 I think it's what he would have wanted 987 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:47,866 Ashley you're not thinking right 988 01:03:47,866 --> 01:03:48,600 no 989 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:51,033 there are more important things to consider right now 990 01:03:51,033 --> 01:03:53,666 no I don't think so I mean the footage it's 991 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,200 it's special 992 01:03:56,366 --> 01:04:01,000 that footage is burned up and Randy is dead what 993 01:04:01,833 --> 01:04:02,800 it burnt up 994 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,233 do you have any idea what I had to go through for that 995 01:04:05,233 --> 01:04:07,466 yeah probably about half as much as me 996 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:10,000 ha ha oh my God 997 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:14,566 right ha ha shit and scene 998 01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:17,566 that was great I like that thanks 999 01:04:17,866 --> 01:04:19,133 okay um 1000 01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:21,633 uh I just have one question for you 1001 01:04:21,633 --> 01:04:22,566 okay uh 1002 01:04:22,566 --> 01:04:24,300 the role requires nudity 1003 01:04:24,533 --> 01:04:26,800 so in the event we offered you the role 1004 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:28,166 would this be a problem for you 1005 01:04:28,166 --> 01:04:28,900 no no 1006 01:04:28,900 --> 01:04:30,300 not at all definitely not 1007 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:32,033 it's a horror film right 1008 01:04:32,033 --> 01:04:35,500 they go hand in hand it's in the order of things 1009 01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:37,200 yeah okay 1010 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:38,866 um we're gonna do it again okay 1011 01:04:38,866 --> 01:04:43,733 and this time when you uh get to the laugh maybe 1012 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,500 excuse me this is a private conversation 1013 01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,133 I'm looking for Tom Grayson 1014 01:04:48,266 --> 01:04:49,900 what is this about officer 1015 01:04:49,900 --> 01:04:52,266 are you Grayson I am 1016 01:04:52,300 --> 01:04:56,200 I'd like to ask you some questions about Danny Wilson 1017 01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:57,900 um okay 1018 01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:01,200 I'll take care of this just continue the auditions 1019 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,600 okay 1020 01:05:10,166 --> 01:05:11,700 just do it again 1021 01:05:24,433 --> 01:05:25,800 uh here 1022 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:29,200 I'm sorry about the treatment that you got from 1023 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:35,333 Officer Jameson he gets just a little hot headed but 1024 01:05:37,066 --> 01:05:39,400 I'm a I'm a big fan of you 1025 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,833 I'm I'm honored here 1026 01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:42,266 I'm honored to be with you 1027 01:05:42,666 --> 01:05:43,900 my son uh 1028 01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:44,733 he uh 1029 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,233 put me in touch with your stuff 1030 01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:48,066 uh it's really good and uh 1031 01:05:48,066 --> 01:05:51,366 he's a huge fan he's got all your DVDs and 1032 01:05:51,366 --> 01:05:51,833 and you know 1033 01:05:51,833 --> 01:05:53,400 I would be a big hero at home 1034 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,666 if you would give me your John Hancock 1035 01:05:55,666 --> 01:05:57,600 right here you're kidding me 1036 01:05:57,833 --> 01:05:59,933 I'm not kidding you're Thomas Grayson 1037 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,666 the master of horror 1038 01:06:02,633 --> 01:06:04,166 kid loves this stuff it the 1039 01:06:04,166 --> 01:06:04,866 the the 1040 01:06:04,866 --> 01:06:06,266 get it out to Sean he 1041 01:06:06,266 --> 01:06:09,033 he loves the horror of the whole genre 1042 01:06:09,033 --> 01:06:10,966 the blood the dismemberment the 1043 01:06:10,966 --> 01:06:12,633 the hard body lesbians 1044 01:06:12,633 --> 01:06:16,300 he really loves revenge nice sweet 1045 01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:18,100 thank you thank you so much 1046 01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:18,900 you're welcome 1047 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,600 you know I've got 1048 01:06:20,866 --> 01:06:23,733 I've got one question just one question 1049 01:06:25,266 --> 01:06:26,500 why did you do it 1050 01:06:27,266 --> 01:06:29,166 why did you spend your whole life 1051 01:06:29,166 --> 01:06:30,666 devoted your whole life to 1052 01:06:30,666 --> 01:06:32,966 to one genre to horror 1053 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,166 it's a good way to make a living 1054 01:06:38,066 --> 01:06:38,866 I guess so 1055 01:06:38,866 --> 01:06:39,866 it makes sense 1056 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:43,166 you're not the first to make a living 1057 01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:45,100 thinking of ways to kill people 1058 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:49,300 but the important thing is that nobody really dies 1059 01:06:50,466 --> 01:06:53,800 well that's where you and I are on a different page 1060 01:06:54,666 --> 01:06:56,400 you see young man 1061 01:06:57,066 --> 01:07:00,500 while you and Officer Jameson were having your uh 1062 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:01,566 very uh 1063 01:07:01,833 --> 01:07:05,266 intellectual discussion I was over at your apartment 1064 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,566 that's very nice too 1065 01:07:06,566 --> 01:07:08,400 beautifully decorated very good taste 1066 01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:11,066 I love that memorabilia you got a good collection there 1067 01:07:11,066 --> 01:07:12,800 and those signed comic books 1068 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:16,233 very cool but what I found was some very 1069 01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:17,900 very interesting tapes 1070 01:07:18,033 --> 01:07:20,300 and on those tapes was some pretty interesting 1071 01:07:20,300 --> 01:07:22,133 incriminating evidence 1072 01:07:22,866 --> 01:07:23,766 all those tapes 1073 01:07:24,966 --> 01:07:26,333 uh they're not real 1074 01:07:27,100 --> 01:07:28,466 they're just um 1075 01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:34,300 part of a project that I'm working on 1076 01:07:35,300 --> 01:07:37,000 not real well 1077 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:38,633 you know we've got some dead bodies 1078 01:07:38,633 --> 01:07:41,466 in fact we've got three dead bodies 1079 01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:44,133 and our coroners say they're very real 1080 01:07:44,966 --> 01:07:47,466 we also have a very real gas can 1081 01:07:47,466 --> 01:07:50,666 with some very real fingerprints of yours 1082 01:07:50,766 --> 01:07:54,633 on this gas can that was used to set a very real fire 1083 01:07:54,633 --> 01:07:57,700 that burned down Danny Wilson's very real house 1084 01:07:58,666 --> 01:07:59,566 yes sir 1085 01:08:00,666 --> 01:08:03,300 now these tapes and this project 1086 01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:06,666 for what you seem to be calling 1087 01:08:06,866 --> 01:08:08,566 I guess it's for a movie 1088 01:08:09,233 --> 01:08:11,000 the person in those tapes 1089 01:08:11,866 --> 01:08:13,300 that was you right 1090 01:08:22,033 --> 01:08:22,933 yes 1091 01:08:24,266 --> 01:08:25,533 and um 1092 01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:29,866 as a matter of fact I think that this 1093 01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:32,166 this whole scene mhuh 1094 01:08:32,166 --> 01:08:33,733 that's playing out right here 1095 01:08:34,033 --> 01:08:37,700 this would make a a wonderful end to that movie 1096 01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:40,600 end to that movie huh 1097 01:08:41,266 --> 01:08:43,233 well what kind of a movie 1098 01:08:43,233 --> 01:08:43,666 ends 1099 01:08:43,666 --> 01:08:46,566 with a guy confessing to the murder of Danny Wilson 1100 01:08:46,566 --> 01:08:50,800 and the brutal beating to death of Ashley Swan 1101 01:08:52,866 --> 01:08:54,000 a good one 1102 01:08:55,300 --> 01:08:56,666 and now 1103 01:08:57,266 --> 01:08:59,466 I think what should happen is 1104 01:08:59,466 --> 01:09:01,866 you should stop playing the good cop 1105 01:09:01,866 --> 01:09:05,633 and get really crass and say something 1106 01:09:05,633 --> 01:09:09,800 really condemning you think you're smooth 1107 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:10,900 don't you well 1108 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:12,633 my friend 1109 01:09:12,633 --> 01:09:15,566 you need to get yourself a nice amount of lubricant 1110 01:09:15,566 --> 01:09:17,600 because you're gonna need a very smooth asshole 1111 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:19,933 when you get in prison cause there's dicks 1112 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,633 those dicks of those prisoners 1113 01:09:21,633 --> 01:09:23,666 who love pretty boys like you 1114 01:09:23,666 --> 01:09:26,900 they're gonna be so hard and fast up your brown eye 1115 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:27,966 you won't believe it 1116 01:09:27,966 --> 01:09:30,633 you'll have your salad tossed so many times 1117 01:09:30,633 --> 01:09:33,000 you're gonna need Caesar's dressing 1118 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:35,433 you're gonna have wish bone 1119 01:09:35,433 --> 01:09:37,266 if you know what I mean now 1120 01:09:37,266 --> 01:09:38,866 how's that for crass huh 1121 01:09:38,866 --> 01:09:41,633 how's that for crass I think you could do it again 1122 01:09:41,633 --> 01:09:43,400 with a little bit more profanity 1123 01:09:43,666 --> 01:09:45,633 oh well jeez 1124 01:09:45,633 --> 01:09:47,500 you're a writer you guys uh 1125 01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:49,233 like to use your imagination 1126 01:09:49,233 --> 01:09:53,300 you know there are many ways to say fuck you 1127 01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:57,800 oh uh uh thanks 1128 01:09:58,033 --> 01:09:59,333 thanks for the autograph 1129 01:09:59,966 --> 01:10:01,700 I think I'll sell it on eBay 1130 01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:17,500 cut 1131 01:10:26,066 --> 01:10:27,700 do I do I need some powder 1132 01:10:28,633 --> 01:10:31,300 I don't know is my is my forehead shining 1133 01:10:36,233 --> 01:10:37,733 I thought you wanted a Diet Coke 1134 01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:47,100 how much time did you set up 75979

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