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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:10,094 [Crowded House's "Don't Dream It's Over" playing] 2 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:13,139 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:17,101 --> 00:00:18,436 The usual, is it? 4 00:00:18,561 --> 00:00:19,562 [person] Aye. 5 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:23,399 [singer] ♪ There is freedom within ♪ 6 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,275 ♪ There is freedom without ♪ 7 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:26,485 You all right, friend? 8 00:00:26,652 --> 00:00:29,405 [person] Yeah, I just miss my friend-- 9 00:00:29,572 --> 00:00:30,990 Friend, I know. 10 00:00:31,157 --> 00:00:32,950 You come in here every day, tell me all of it. 11 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:34,785 [person sighs] 12 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,829 I know. 13 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:37,997 It's just... 14 00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:41,625 we went to Culloden... 15 00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,294 [chuckles] 16 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:45,463 [singer] ♪ Hey now, hey now ♪ 17 00:00:45,629 --> 00:00:46,797 [Sam] Abseiled... 18 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:47,631 [singer] ♪ Don't dream it's over ♪ 19 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:48,966 Well done, yourself. 20 00:00:49,133 --> 00:00:50,468 [singer] ♪ Hey now, hey now ♪ 21 00:00:50,634 --> 00:00:51,719 [Sam] Shore some sheep... 22 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:52,970 [laughter] 23 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:54,889 [singer] ♪ The world comes in ♪ 24 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:57,266 I even got naked and swam in the Atlantic. 25 00:00:57,433 --> 00:01:00,978 [singer] ♪ They come to build A wall between us ♪ 26 00:01:01,145 --> 00:01:03,814 ♪ We know they won't win ♪ 27 00:01:03,981 --> 00:01:06,859 ♪ ♪ 28 00:01:07,943 --> 00:01:09,862 You would be my- my choice 29 00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:11,614 if we were to do it all over again. 30 00:01:11,781 --> 00:01:13,824 I really hope we do do it all over again. 31 00:01:13,991 --> 00:01:16,202 [echoing] All over again, over again... 32 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:20,831 -[cell phone buzzing] -[ringtone playing] 33 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:25,002 [singer] ♪ Sing me a song Of a lass that is gone ♪ 34 00:01:25,169 --> 00:01:29,924 ♪ Say, could that lass be I? ♪ 35 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,383 ♪ Mer-- ♪ 36 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:36,013 -Hello? -Graham. 37 00:01:36,138 --> 00:01:37,681 Hi, it- it's Sam. 38 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:40,684 Yes, Sam, hey, hey. 39 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,687 Good, good, wow. How- how are you? 40 00:01:43,854 --> 00:01:46,732 A-actually, I miss you, mate. 41 00:01:46,899 --> 00:01:48,526 That's really, really, 42 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,110 really, uh, really sweet of you. 43 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:51,529 I miss you too. 44 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:53,697 Well, we- we had... 45 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,407 we had a good time in Scotland, didn't we? 46 00:01:56,951 --> 00:01:58,953 Yeah, we had a great time. 47 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,204 -[yells] -Ahh! 48 00:02:00,329 --> 00:02:01,205 Ah, oh, fuck! 49 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:02,790 What... what are you doing? 50 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:04,458 Jesus, fuck. 51 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:05,751 -Gah! -Oh! 52 00:02:07,545 --> 00:02:09,421 Yeah, we- we should do it all again. 53 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,632 I... I'd absolutely, uh-- 54 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,217 yeah, I'd love to do that. 55 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:14,760 You... you would? 56 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:18,639 Yeah, but you know that, um, as I've said, um... 57 00:02:18,764 --> 00:02:20,766 I'm-I'm, uh... well, I'm... I'm in New Zealand. 58 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,226 Yeah, yeah, but-- 59 00:02:22,393 --> 00:02:24,895 [line beeping] 60 00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,522 Sam? 61 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,357 [door thuds] 62 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,402 [soft music plays] 63 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:32,570 Bye, then. 64 00:02:32,695 --> 00:02:35,614 ♪ ♪ 65 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,075 [doorbell rings] 66 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:41,078 [dramatic music plays] 67 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:44,081 ♪ ♪ 68 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,908 Hey, Graham. 69 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,409 Ready to go on a road trip? 70 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:23,245 [upbeat bagpipe music plays] 71 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:26,332 ♪ ♪ 72 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,841 So we're on the roads again! 73 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,468 [Sam] Anyway--yes, we are. 74 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:38,969 What do you think? 75 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,638 It's your home away from home, huh? 76 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:43,140 Yet again, I find myself sitting 77 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,100 within a couple of feet of you, 78 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,560 -being driven-- -In a very confined space. 79 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,145 Very confined space, yes. 80 00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,980 Yes, it's quite disturbing. 81 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,148 Yeah, how did we get here? 82 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:53,484 I... I often wonder that. 83 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:56,236 I often think, what did I do... 84 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,072 -Where did it all go wrong? -...to deserve this? 85 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,575 [laughter] 86 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:03,702 [Sam] We obviously met on Outlander. 87 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,704 Dougal! 88 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:07,289 -You look well, lad. -Aye. 89 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,124 In spite of the misfortunes you've suffered. 90 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:12,044 [Graham] You'd already been cast as, um... 91 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:13,504 [Sam] James Alexander! 92 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:14,922 [Graham] Big Balls Whatever-his-name-is. 93 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,548 [Sam] Malcolm MacKenzie Ginger. 94 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:17,508 You taught me well. 95 00:04:17,675 --> 00:04:18,759 Too well. 96 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,052 [Sam] And you were playing 97 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:22,388 Old Dougal MacAngry. 98 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,264 -MacKenzie. -[Graham] Dougal MacAngry. 99 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,516 We wrote a couple of books. 100 00:04:25,683 --> 00:04:26,934 [Sam] We wrote a couple of books, 101 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:31,438 and we decided to go on a road trip together. 102 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,774 But now you live in-- 103 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:34,984 well, you live on the other side of the world. 104 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:36,276 -Yes. -[Sam] And I came 105 00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:37,569 all the way down here to do it again. 106 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,196 It was an easy choice. 107 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:41,365 I've heard so much about the Scottish influence 108 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:42,866 -on New Zealand... -Yep. 109 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,702 [Sam] And I was dying to see it for myself. 110 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,787 Well, there... there are lots of Scottish connections here. 111 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,456 I'm loving the landscape, which is very, very similar. 112 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:50,708 [Graham] They have Scottish restaurants here. 113 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,376 -They make haggis. -[Sam] Right. 114 00:04:52,543 --> 00:04:55,045 [Graham] I mean, I think it's 20% of the population 115 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,463 claims Scottish ancestry. 116 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:57,798 [Sam] Wow. 117 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,050 There's a whole city called Dunedin. 118 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,720 [Graham] Which is basically just Edinburgh 119 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,096 -in miniature. -[Sam] Yeah. 120 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,389 So is that why you came here? 121 00:05:05,556 --> 00:05:07,224 I came here for The Hobbit. 122 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,560 Oh, there's hobbits here. Awesome. 123 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:10,853 -No. -[Sam] Have you ever seen one? 124 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:14,231 No, no. 125 00:05:14,398 --> 00:05:16,316 I worked on The Hobbit for 2 1/2 years, 126 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,360 totally fell in love with this country. 127 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:20,571 It's like one of those islands that a child draws. 128 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:22,573 It's got sandy beaches. It's got... 129 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,867 -[Sam] Snow-covered mountains. -[Graham] Y-yes. 130 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,411 Valleys filled with vineyards, so lots of wine. 131 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:29,204 And modern cities packed with restaurants and museums. 132 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:30,748 [Sam] Ooh, yum. 133 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,082 [Graham] And it's only 100,000 square miles, 134 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,043 which is just really not very big at all. 135 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:36,211 And it's just all kind of crammed in. 136 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,421 An incredible quality of life. 137 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:38,756 [Sam] Wow. 138 00:05:38,922 --> 00:05:40,132 [Graham] The first party we had 139 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:41,341 at one of the producer's houses, 140 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,926 I remember saying to her, 141 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:46,430 "I bet you at least one of us stays." 142 00:05:46,597 --> 00:05:48,098 And so I did. I ended up staying here. 143 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,975 My second daughter was born here. 144 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:50,976 It's a great place for kids. 145 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,269 [Sam] And they drive on the same side 146 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:53,479 -of the road... -[Graham] They do. 147 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:54,605 [Sam] ...which is very fortunate. 148 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:56,190 [Graham] It's really just one of the most 149 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,275 beautiful countries in the world. 150 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,360 And it's a wonderful place to be able to just sit back, 151 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,571 relax, and just take it all in. 152 00:06:02,738 --> 00:06:05,532 [Sam] Oh, yeah, but um, you won't be sitting back. 153 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,992 [Graham] Why not? 154 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,536 [Sam] This is adrenaline country, my friend. 155 00:06:09,661 --> 00:06:11,205 -[Graham] What? -[Sam] Yes. 156 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,331 You thought you could hide that from me, huh? 157 00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:13,791 Everyone here is crazy 158 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,126 for extreme adrenaline-inducing action, 159 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:17,127 and we're gonna dive right in. 160 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,545 [person] Whoo! 161 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,005 [Graham] Oh, God. 162 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,925 [Sam] In 1987, when Kiwi AJ Hackett 163 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,927 threw himself off the Eiffel Tower with nothing 164 00:06:25,094 --> 00:06:27,846 but a thick elastic rope around his ankles, 165 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,474 he announced to the world that his homeland 166 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,184 was ready for action. 167 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:33,852 The following year, 168 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,395 the world's first commercial bungy jump 169 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,980 opened in New Zealand, 170 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:39,942 and the country has never looked back. 171 00:06:40,109 --> 00:06:42,069 Since then, millions of people have traveled to New Zealand 172 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,404 every year to get their adrenaline fix. 173 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,490 There's everything from canyon swings, 174 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:49,493 tandem paragliding, helicopter skiing, 175 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:51,036 and some of the other crazy stuff 176 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:52,704 you're about to see us do. 177 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,998 It's no wonder New Zealand is often referred to 178 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,876 as the adventure capital of the world. 179 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:02,047 [Graham] So you flew halfway around the world 180 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:03,757 just to terrify me? 181 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,175 [Sam laughs] Yeah. It's my favorite pastime. 182 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:06,760 Oh, my God! What's that? 183 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,679 Black cat! 184 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,097 [Graham] Just... look, just get on with it. 185 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,141 What- what exactly... exactly do you have in mind? 186 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,434 [Sam] We are going zip-lining. 187 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,019 The last time we abseiled, 188 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,438 you-you-you overcame a fear and... 189 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,732 Great stuff. Good stuff, mate. 190 00:07:20,858 --> 00:07:24,027 [breathing shakily] 191 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:26,196 [Sam] You seem pretty good with heights now. 192 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,907 -I mean... -No. No, no, I'm not. 193 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:32,786 I feel like this zip line is only just a little bit higher. 194 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:34,121 What could possibly go wrong? 195 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:35,706 Right? 196 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,082 You're gonna love it. 197 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:39,293 It's in this picturesque mountainside town 198 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:42,796 with a wee Scottish name, Glenorchy. 199 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:45,090 ♪ ♪ 200 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:47,551 -[laughing] -Why are you laughing? 201 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:48,886 It's so good. 202 00:07:49,052 --> 00:07:50,220 It is. I know. It is. 203 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,722 [Sam] Oh, I think it's aptly named 204 00:07:51,889 --> 00:07:53,307 the Paradise Ziplines because it... 205 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,433 I mean, it really is paradise. 206 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,517 -It's stunning. -Yeah. 207 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:56,977 [Sam] Oh, Graham, you can see 208 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,604 Mount Aspiring National Park from the top. 209 00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:01,148 [Graham] This is ridiculous. 210 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:02,441 [Sam] And actually, as a Scotsman, 211 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:03,609 how similar this is to Scotland-- 212 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:05,068 Yeah. It's Scotland on steroids. 213 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:06,612 -[Sam] Yes, it is, really. -[Graham] That's right. 214 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:07,446 [Douglas] It's the best description of this place. 215 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:08,572 -Yeah. -What diabolical mind 216 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:10,490 uh, thought this up? 217 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:13,285 So it's a man called Chris Russell. 218 00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:15,829 About ten years ago, they came to have a look at this valley, 219 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,706 and they thought they really wanted to build a bungy jump. 220 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:19,041 And then they thought they need to build 221 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:20,584 just a couple of little zip lines 222 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,377 to get people across the stream. 223 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,087 -To get to the bungy? -[Douglas] Yeah. 224 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,256 And then they pretty much just got carried away. 225 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:27,466 Just built more and more. 226 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:28,592 Eight in total. Yeah. 227 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:30,802 I have to ask, how tall, 228 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:34,932 how high is your highest, most scary zip line? 229 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,434 First one's 100 meters tall 230 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:39,978 and goes 200 meters across the canyon. 231 00:08:40,145 --> 00:08:42,314 [dramatic music plays] 232 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,066 100... 100... 233 00:08:44,233 --> 00:08:46,193 -100 meters tall. -Yes, I heard him. 234 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:47,444 There may be no return. 235 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,196 How do you feel about that? 236 00:08:49,363 --> 00:08:50,364 ♪ ♪ 237 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:52,282 It's a bit of déjà vu, really. 238 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:53,575 Mm. 239 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:54,993 You've got your work cut out for you. 240 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,037 You'll be fine, buddy. You'll be fine. 241 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,413 You'll be fine, bud. 242 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,207 Don't... don't. 243 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,210 ♪ ♪ 244 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,466 [Douglas] Go on, so yeah. Hook yourself on, Graham. 245 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:10,801 Gonna need to walk down three steps. 246 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,135 You're not gonna go anywhere yet. 247 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,388 -Three steps. -Oh, no. That's pretty high. 248 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:15,597 One more step. 249 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:16,682 [Sam] Dead man walking. 250 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,058 Dead man walking. 251 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:21,019 Please stop. Stop. Stop. 252 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,105 -Stop. -You're telling me to stop? 253 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,314 -Not you. -[Sam] Not you. 254 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:25,315 Oh, sorry, sorry. Okay. All right. 255 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:26,650 No, no, no. 256 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:27,985 Just be clear who you're talking to 257 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,194 'cause it make me do something I shouldn't. 258 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:31,154 Sorry, I'm... [sighs] 259 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,823 No? Maybe not. 260 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,826 So I'm gonna get you to take your safety off. 261 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:38,287 This is your last time to look deep into Sam's eyes before-- 262 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:39,538 I mean, I don't want to look at-- 263 00:09:39,663 --> 00:09:40,789 -I don't want to look at him. -Buddy. 264 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,166 So just turn around. Keep walking. 265 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:47,129 And then just one more teeny, little step. 266 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,714 [tense music plays] 267 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,173 Oh, so... 268 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,343 Uh, I'm not really feeling very good, actually. 269 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:54,553 I'm really not feeling good. 270 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:55,846 [Dougal] Deep breaths. Deep breaths. 271 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,180 Doing really well, buddy. 272 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,683 Wait. 273 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,184 Whose idea was it to make Graham hang off 274 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,811 the edge of a cliff? 275 00:10:02,978 --> 00:10:04,187 Oh, yes. 276 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,147 [Douglas] I've got you. I've got you. 277 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,523 You're not going anywhere. 278 00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:07,816 I want you to feel the harness working. 279 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,609 -Oh, God. Oh, fuck. -[Douglas] There we go. 280 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,320 -Oh, God. Oh, God. -[Douglas] Are you all good? 281 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,447 No, have I got my... am I holding on properly? 282 00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:15,699 You're holding on perfect. Feet up off the ground. 283 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,826 One foot out, you want to keep your head to the side. 284 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,286 Off you go. 285 00:10:19,453 --> 00:10:21,705 Oh, God. Oh, sweet Jesus. 286 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:24,041 Oh, God. 287 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,042 Fuck! 288 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,044 What have I done? 289 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,546 I actually kind of liked the guy. 290 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,631 Why, Heughan? 291 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:36,762 Why, Heughan? Why, Heughan? 292 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,097 [upbeat music plays] 293 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,724 Why? 294 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:43,393 [laughing] What have I done? 295 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:46,104 He's never gonna forgive me. 296 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,315 Oh, God. 297 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:51,735 How much do I fucking hate that man? 298 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,570 -There you go. -How do I get up? 299 00:10:53,737 --> 00:10:54,863 Oh- oh, God. 300 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:55,947 -[Shane] Beautiful. -Jesus Christ. 301 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,742 Yes! 302 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,161 [whistles] 303 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,412 I'm not gonna do that. 304 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,539 That looks far too terrifying. 305 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,125 "Come to New Zealand," he said. 306 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,919 "I want to see where you live," he said. 307 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:12,589 "Yeah, let's have some fun. We can do some adventure." 308 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:15,300 I'm coming for you, Graham! 309 00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:16,468 [Douglas] We're gonna walk on down now. 310 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:17,803 Oh, wow. It's really high. 311 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,429 Oh, my God. 312 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,889 [dramatic music plays] 313 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,349 I'll give him more credit. 314 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,601 This is actually... this is actually pretty scary. 315 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,853 I can--oh, Jesus Christ. 316 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:29,773 Oh, my God. 317 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,441 Has anyone ever fallen off here, Dougie? 318 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,069 Not that's complained about it. 319 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:35,862 [Sam] How fast does this go? 320 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,823 [Douglas] It depends on your size, but you're looking at 321 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,617 about maybe 50 kilometers an hour with the wind today. 322 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,328 Ah, great. Thirty-one miles an hour. 323 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,788 [Douglas] Fast- fast enough, mate. 324 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,790 ♪ ♪ 325 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:49,292 All right. I'm ready. Let's do this. 326 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,669 -[Douglas] Look down. -Yeah. 327 00:11:50,836 --> 00:11:54,047 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 328 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,842 Whoa! [laughs] 329 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,344 Yes! 330 00:11:59,511 --> 00:12:02,305 Yes! Whoo! 331 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,640 Whoa! 332 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,892 [rock music plays] 333 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,979 [laughing] 334 00:12:09,146 --> 00:12:11,356 [Graham] Yes. [laughs] 335 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,608 Well done, buddy. 336 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:14,860 Very impressed. 337 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,736 That was, uh... 338 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,113 that was pretty high. 339 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,115 -Yeah. Yeah, it was. -Ah. 340 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:24,494 Ooh, I think I uh, may have soiled my trousers there. 341 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,288 No, you didn't. You're fine. 342 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,165 -Let's go do some more. -Would you stop hitting me? 343 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,166 [laughter] 344 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:31,334 ♪ ♪ 345 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,503 Here we go. Three, two, one. 346 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:38,049 Whoo! Oh, my God. 347 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,218 Wow! 348 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,555 Wow! Oh, my goodness! 349 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,683 Whoo! Oh, yeah! 350 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,686 ♪ ♪ 351 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,361 All right. 352 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,781 Wow! Just wow! 353 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,493 New Zealand! 354 00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:08,455 Wow! 355 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,373 -[laughing] That was insane. -[Shane] Well done. 356 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,375 That was really amazing. 357 00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:15,003 Ahh! 358 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,547 -[laughter] -Well done. 359 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:20,759 -That was amazing. -Now that was fun. 360 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,552 -The other one? -So good. 361 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,346 -I don't know. But that was... -Yeah? 362 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:26,389 It was so fast as you're going along the water. 363 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:27,599 -I looked down-- -Oh, yeah. 364 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,434 You were going really, really fast. 365 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:30,727 -Yeah. -Really fast. 366 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,396 Yeah. Came quick. But ah, amazing. 367 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:34,689 Such an adrenaline rush, right? 368 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:35,774 Oh, yeah. Totally. 369 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,067 Mate, I'm so proud of you. 370 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,402 -You did really well. -Thank you. 371 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,780 -So do I get a hug now and... -Oh, all right. 372 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,740 Thanks, mate. Well done. 373 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,034 Well done. I'm very proud of you. 374 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:49,037 [soft music plays] 375 00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:50,747 ♪ ♪ 376 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,916 -[Graham] Right. -[Sam] All right. 377 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,293 Just gonna smooth my eyebrows down. 378 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,045 -They're a bit... -They've come a bit... 379 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,755 they're still startled from the zip lines. 380 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,423 Yes, you have this constant state of... 381 00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:01,925 -Hmm. -[Sam] ...expression of... 382 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:03,552 -Hmm. -[Sam] ...fear and surprise. 383 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,762 Obviously, you survived, and you did really well. 384 00:14:05,887 --> 00:14:07,597 So now... 385 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,766 now we're gonna up things just a little bit. 386 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:12,143 We're gonna turn... turn the volume up. 387 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,979 You seem intent 388 00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:18,066 on just compounding my fear constantly. 389 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,151 It's to test you, because people in New Zealand 390 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,028 seem to be into extreme sports. 391 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:22,988 -Yes. -Extreme everything. 392 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,197 They are. 393 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,949 I see mountain bikes everywhere, 394 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,158 -people surfing. -Mountain biking. 395 00:14:27,284 --> 00:14:29,035 I can do mountain biking. 396 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,787 -Really? -Yeah, yeah. No. 397 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,330 I have no problem with mountain biking. 398 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,708 What about downhill extremely fast? 399 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,668 Well, I can go downhill. 400 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,338 I don't see the necessity to go extremely fast. 401 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,965 I mean, what, like, cut the brake cables 402 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,633 -and just see what happens or-- -Yeah. 403 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,634 -Right. -Faster the better. 404 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,802 That's your idea of a good time. 405 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,220 -If you survived. -Literally, 406 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,597 we can hand you the mountain bike, and you'll go, 407 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,807 "I'll be cutting the brake cables." 408 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:53,476 -Why not? -"Why not?" 409 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:54,978 Yeah. 410 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,730 Is there anything that you wouldn't do? 411 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,316 Let me think about that. No. 412 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,942 [laughs] 413 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:03,862 [upbeat bagpipe music plays] 414 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:06,906 ♪ ♪ 415 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,661 Hold on! 416 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:14,039 ♪ ♪ 417 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:16,583 Stop being such a hero. 418 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,585 What does adrenaline do to your body? 419 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,378 It sort of levels me out. 420 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,212 [Graham] No, I'm not talking about you... 421 00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,339 Oh. 422 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,798 [Graham] 'Cause you're a freak. 423 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,216 But what does it do to a normal person? 424 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:28,970 It's probably a little bit like somebody throttling you 425 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,680 and then just letting you go at the last minute 426 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,182 -so you can breathe. -[Sam] Yeah. 427 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,684 Well, I mean, whatever you're into. 428 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,520 I mean, little insight into your private life. 429 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,648 [Graham] So what is your lack of a frontal lobe 430 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:40,774 planning next? 431 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,359 [Sam] Ah. It's not so bad. 432 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,693 [Graham] Oh, really? 433 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,779 I don't believe you for a minute. 434 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,739 [Sam] It's terrifying. 435 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,658 ♪ ♪ 436 00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,743 It's a beautiful day to go out on the ocean. 437 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:54,954 Put on wet suits, get into a cage, go underwater. 438 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,998 We're going great white shark diving. 439 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,627 I've often wondered what the description 440 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:02,420 of the worst day of my life would sound like, 441 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:03,963 -and you've just done it. -This is it. 442 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,298 [tense music plays] 443 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,925 Graham, here's some fun facts-- 444 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,010 I know you're a facts man-- to pass the time. 445 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,263 Great whites are the largest predatory fish on Earth, 446 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,516 -with 300 serrated teeth. -[Graham] Oh, God. 447 00:16:14,683 --> 00:16:16,309 [Sam] They also can swim up to 35 miles an hour. 448 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,104 [Graham] Which is about 25 miles an hour faster than me. 449 00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:20,939 [Sam] You better swim fast. 450 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,607 [Graham] This is like some aquatic nightmare. 451 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:23,900 -Why are you doing this? -[Sam] Yes. 452 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,777 New Zealand is a top five global hotspot 453 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:27,362 for great white shark sighting. 454 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,239 They can smell your blood from three miles away. 455 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:30,824 Don't cut yourself. Don't bleed out. 456 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:31,866 No getting in the cage. 457 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,451 [Graham] Bleed out? 458 00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,120 Listen, on the good side, we've got a cage. 459 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,705 [Sam] Well, have you seen these clips 460 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:38,081 from around the world, the shark gets in the cage? 461 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,250 [Graham] What... what clips? Good grief. 462 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,751 And why is that man filming it? 463 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:44,254 [Sam] I mean, how is that guy alive? 464 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,965 ♪ ♪ 465 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,718 We've done some uh, some stupid things in the past. 466 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,594 But this might just take the biscuit. 467 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,389 There's just so many things that could go wrong. 468 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,727 What? 469 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,689 [seagulls calling] 470 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:07,610 You look fantastic. 471 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:08,820 No, I don't. I look like a tit. 472 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,948 [tense music plays] 473 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,825 -[person] Right beside you. -[Graham] Where? 474 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:17,454 [Sam] Oh, God. Look at that. Oh, Jesus. 475 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,748 [Graham] I'm actually quite scared now. 476 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,793 This- this might be the closest we've come to... 477 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,503 to our demise, right? I mean... 478 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:26,921 [man] See him there? 479 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:30,467 [Graham] Oh, God. That's huge. 480 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:31,801 Oh! 481 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,929 Oh, no! 482 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,974 Nice knowing you. 483 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,187 [Graham] Bye. 484 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:47,817 [dramatic music plays] 485 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:50,820 ♪ ♪ 486 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,827 When do we start to just sit in armchairs 487 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,163 and read books? 488 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,166 ♪ ♪ 489 00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,879 [suspenseful music plays] 490 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,882 ♪ ♪ 491 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,844 [dramatic music plays] 492 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,888 ♪ ♪ 493 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:15,572 Wow. That was amazing. 494 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,157 -[sighs] -[Sam] Well done, mate. 495 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:21,327 You faced all 20 of your fears in- in one attempt. 496 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,246 Yes. [laughs] Yes, it was. 497 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,540 There's moments there 498 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,792 where you just have to take a beat 499 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,128 and really appreciate what you're experiencing. 500 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:31,796 -[Sam] Yeah. -Which is being close 501 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:34,716 to something... it's just almost mythic. 502 00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:37,093 Ah, it's an incredible experience. 503 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,595 But I'm getting a little worried 504 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:39,596 that we're just standing here... 505 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,264 Yeah. 506 00:19:41,431 --> 00:19:43,224 ...while that great white is still circling underneath. 507 00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,935 Let's get out and maybe have a cup of tea. 508 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,396 Oh, God! Oh! 509 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,232 [laughs] Ah! 510 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:54,277 Yes! [laughs] Yes! 511 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,696 Ah, that felt good. 512 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,072 [light music plays] 513 00:19:58,239 --> 00:19:59,115 [Graham] So you've uh, you've just spent 514 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,033 the whole leg of this trip 515 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,451 challenging my capacity 516 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,244 for sort of trouser-staining madness. 517 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,329 -[Sam] Mm-hmm. -[Graham] And now it's time 518 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:06,122 for me to turn the tables on you. 519 00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,082 -[Sam] Oh, really? -[Graham] Oh, yes. 520 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:09,250 We're going to do something 521 00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:10,710 I know you've never done before. 522 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,795 -A helicopter ride... -Oh. 523 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:15,048 [Graham] ...over Milford Sound! 524 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,466 [Sam] I... actually, I will say 525 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:17,967 I'm... I'm slightly nervous. 526 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:22,972 It's gonna be one of your most memorable experiences. 527 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:26,684 When you get there, your brain can't take in its beauty. 528 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,394 You're looking at it and you're going, 529 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,438 -"Is this actually real?" -Yeah. Wow. 530 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:34,067 [Graham] 'Cause it looks like an ideal primordial landscape. 531 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,693 So Milford Sound, 532 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,571 it was formed over the last 2 million years... 533 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,989 [Sam] Almost as old as you. 534 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,616 [Graham] By these massive... Yes, thank you. 535 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,160 Massive rivers of ice, some more than a mile long. 536 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:46,037 And Milford Sound's first permanent resident 537 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:48,456 was, of course, a Scotsman. 538 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,375 -[Sam] Ah. -[Graham] Donald Sutherland. 539 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,834 -It's not the actor. -[Sam] Not the actor. 540 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,294 [Graham] This was hundreds of years ago. 541 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,047 Ah. I'm so excited. I can't wait. 542 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:57,507 I've heard great things 543 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:58,883 about Milford Sound, how beautiful it is. 544 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,259 It's truly, truly... 545 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,345 you cannot oversell Milford Sound. 546 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:06,933 You'll look at it and just go, "Oh, God!" 547 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,518 "My God!" 548 00:21:08,643 --> 00:21:10,478 I make that sound all the time, actually, 549 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:12,230 getting up in the morning. 550 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,691 "Oh, God!" 551 00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:18,027 -When you put your socks on. -[both straining] 552 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,904 [Graham] Just to get serious for a moment, okay? 553 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:22,031 It does rain more than half the year here. 554 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,700 A lot of rain, a lot of rain. 555 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,535 And they once recorded a windspeed... 556 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,036 ♪ ♪ 557 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,329 -Are you paying attention? -[Sam] Uh-huh. 558 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:31,207 [Graham] ...of more than 150 miles an hour. 559 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:34,002 [Sam] Oh, great, perfect for my first helicopter ride. 560 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:37,046 [soft music plays] 561 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:40,091 ♪ ♪ 562 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,177 [Graham] Here we go. 563 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,387 ♪ ♪ 564 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:46,889 [Sam] Wow. 565 00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,641 Look at this. 566 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,603 [Graham] Isn't it just magnificent? 567 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,606 [Sam] Closer, closer. 568 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:57,275 Oh, my God. 569 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:59,444 [Sam] And we're now going sideways. 570 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,320 [Graham] I mean, the Maori were exploring 571 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,947 this entire region hundreds of years ago. 572 00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:04,532 They used some of the same paths 573 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,117 that they're still using today. 574 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:06,993 [Sam] Did they have helicopters? 575 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:08,077 [Graham] No. 576 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,704 [upbeat music plays] 577 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,164 [Sam] Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 578 00:22:11,289 --> 00:22:13,124 [Graham] Coming in hot. 579 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,083 [Sam] Oh! 580 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,835 ♪ ♪ 581 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,086 [Graham] It's ridiculous. 582 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:20,089 ♪ ♪ 583 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,883 [Sam] This is... this is pretty scary. 584 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:24,302 ♪ ♪ 585 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,012 [Graham] Coming up over this peak, Sam. 586 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,346 [Sam] Yeah. 587 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,098 [Graham] It's gonna be amazing. 588 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:30,558 [Sam] Oh, my God. Look how close we are. 589 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:31,559 [Graham] Yeah. 590 00:22:31,726 --> 00:22:33,519 [Sam] This is... 591 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,229 this is insane. 592 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,815 ♪ ♪ 593 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,817 [Graham] Rudyard Kipling described it-- 594 00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,861 he was an author, a British author-- 595 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,112 you might have heard of him. 596 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:44,614 Yes, I know who Rudyard Kipling is. 597 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:47,700 [laughing] 598 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,702 Described Milford Sound 599 00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:52,246 as the eighth wonder of the world. 600 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:57,126 [Sam] You can see why. It's... it's beautiful. 601 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,128 [pilot] We'll be coming up to Hobbit Country shortly. 602 00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,130 Oh, really? 603 00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,799 Ah, Middle Earth. 604 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:06,135 There it is. 605 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,471 The fields and mountains in Milford Sound, 606 00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:10,848 they were once part of a huge mountain range 607 00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:13,392 on the mega continent-- and that's sort of bigger 608 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,646 than a normal continent-- of Gondwanaland. 609 00:23:16,813 --> 00:23:19,023 So the way Mother Nature just created it all, 610 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,359 it couldn't have happened anywhere else in the world. 611 00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:23,152 The marine effect moderates the temperature 612 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,695 so you can have lush forests 613 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:26,948 right next to snowcapped mountains. 614 00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,950 [Sam] Ah, you're a fund of Kiwi knowledge. 615 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,993 [Graham] Yes, I am. 616 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,663 [Sam] Oh! Oh, my word. 617 00:23:33,830 --> 00:23:35,498 Look at that. 618 00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,208 ♪ ♪ 619 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:38,543 [Graham] Wow. 620 00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:41,587 ♪ ♪ 621 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:55,560 Look at that lake. 622 00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:56,853 [Sam] I can see why you came here. 623 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,062 Oh, it's... 624 00:23:58,229 --> 00:23:59,188 There's nowhere- nowhere else like it on earth. 625 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:00,106 No. 626 00:24:00,273 --> 00:24:03,151 ♪ ♪ 627 00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:11,409 Amazing to share this with you, mate. 628 00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:15,288 [pilot] All right, we're gonna land. 629 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,207 [Sam] Oh, my God. Here we go. Are you ready? 630 00:24:18,374 --> 00:24:22,545 Closer. Closer. It's getting very close. 631 00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:25,882 [Graham] Oh! 632 00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,885 [Sam] Oh, my God. Look at that. 633 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:30,553 ♪ ♪ 634 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:32,221 Wow. 635 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:35,224 ♪ ♪ 636 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,732 I'm actually speechless. 637 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:44,901 Yes, I told you it was gonna be a great surprise. 638 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:47,320 And this is it. 639 00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,405 [Sam] I couldn't even imagine this, 640 00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:52,200 flying through the clouds over Milford Sound, 641 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,660 countless peaks, 642 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:58,039 and landing on a glacier 7,000 feet up. 643 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,498 [soft music plays] 644 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:01,751 [Graham] A bloody glacier in New Zealand 645 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,419 in the middle of summer. 646 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,922 [Sam] It's incredible. 647 00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:08,424 I really genuinely want to say thank you. 648 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,842 No, no, you're welcome. 649 00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,677 I- It was your first helicopter trip. 650 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,222 -It was. -And I wanted it to be... 651 00:25:15,556 --> 00:25:16,766 This. 652 00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:18,142 [Sam] I... I have to admit, 653 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,186 I feel like an explorer. 654 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:23,564 We might be the first people ever to come up here. 655 00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:26,776 Uh... no. 656 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,111 But it's still really great. 657 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:32,114 Well, the first men in kilts to come up here. 658 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:34,909 The- the first... maybe the first people in kilts. 659 00:25:35,076 --> 00:25:39,247 The first people in commando on a glacier. 660 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:41,040 Didn't really need to know that. 661 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:44,502 [Sam] But do we have to go back in the helicopter? 662 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,420 [Graham] Yeah, the helicopter is one of the best bits. 663 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:47,713 [Sam] Ah. 664 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:50,758 ♪ ♪ 665 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,434 [Graham] Thank you. 666 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,061 ♪ ♪ 667 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:03,271 Cheers, mate. 668 00:26:03,437 --> 00:26:04,188 What a great start to the journey. 669 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:05,481 What do they say here? 670 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:06,816 [muffled] I can't really tell you, 671 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:08,234 'cause I've got a mouthful of shortbread. 672 00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:09,944 What do they say? Cheer-- they don't say cheers, do they? 673 00:26:10,111 --> 00:26:11,654 -They say cheers. Or sláinte. -[Sam] Okay. 674 00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:13,447 Whatever they say in New Zealand. 675 00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:18,411 And hey, listen, I'm super impressed 676 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,954 at the stuff you brought with you. 677 00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:20,997 -Mmm. -Um... 678 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:22,331 I'm trying a square one now. 679 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,500 Well, we've just done some incredible stuff. 680 00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:26,002 -We did. -The zip line 681 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:28,754 was definitely a good way to start it off. 682 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,756 -That's a warm-up, mate. -[Sam] That was a warm-up. 683 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:33,009 Great white sharks, pretty, pretty bracing. 684 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:34,427 And it's all a blur to me, frankly. 685 00:26:34,552 --> 00:26:36,679 I was just relieved that we got to the end of it. 686 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:39,682 Taking you to Milford Sound, truly incredible. 687 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:41,058 It's magical. 688 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:42,977 I... I love that place so much. 689 00:26:43,144 --> 00:26:44,478 Well, I'm really glad I got to show it to you. 690 00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:46,022 -Pretty epic. -This is gonna be great. 691 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:47,356 [Sam] Oh, my God. 692 00:26:47,523 --> 00:26:48,399 [Graham] Really. Really, really, really. 693 00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,359 What are you most excited about? 694 00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,028 [Graham] Wildlife here is crazy. 695 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:53,696 Wow, look at you. 696 00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:55,323 There's stuff here that you never see 697 00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:56,657 -anywhere else in the world. -[Sam] Right. 698 00:26:56,824 --> 00:26:59,410 I am excited about the Maori culture. 699 00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:01,996 [chanting] 700 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:03,372 [Graham] There are definitely elements of this 701 00:27:03,539 --> 00:27:05,833 that are causing me sleepless nights. 702 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,210 Just... just think about the food. 703 00:27:08,336 --> 00:27:10,963 Think about all the delicious food you're gonna try. 704 00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,256 [Graham] Mmm. 705 00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:14,258 -It's so not what you expect. -No. 706 00:27:14,425 --> 00:27:15,551 [Graham] So this is quite literally 707 00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:16,677 the lull before the storm. 708 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:17,887 There's this quiet moment 709 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:18,804 in front of a fire in a carpark. 710 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:19,805 [Sam] Yes. Yes. 711 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,057 And from now on, it's just 712 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,017 the sound of my high-pitched scream. 713 00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:24,268 -Oh, God. Oh, God. -[person] That's it. All right. 714 00:27:24,435 --> 00:27:25,227 [screaming] 715 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:26,395 Mm. 716 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,481 This island has got everything. 717 00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:29,774 -Hasn't it? -Islands! 718 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:31,400 [Sam] I- Islands. 719 00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:33,027 Yes. There's more than one. 720 00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:34,278 Serious? 721 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:35,654 [Graham] Just a basic understanding 722 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:36,864 of the geography of the country 723 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,199 would be helpful, as you are the one 724 00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,575 doing the driving. 725 00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:40,451 -So it's not-- -Well, how do I drive 726 00:27:40,618 --> 00:27:42,411 between islands? 727 00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:43,788 I'll let you think about that 728 00:27:43,913 --> 00:27:45,081 and see if you can work it out. 729 00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:46,582 [soft music plays] 730 00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:48,751 Oh, my God! 731 00:27:48,876 --> 00:27:50,252 Why are we doing this, Heughan? 732 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:53,047 Oh, my God! We're gonna crash! 733 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:55,841 I'll never complain about your driving again. 734 00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,802 -[Sam] Ahh! -[Graham] Make it stop! 735 00:27:57,968 --> 00:28:01,347 Please tell me that wasn't just the warm-up. 736 00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:04,308 [rock music plays] 737 00:28:04,475 --> 00:28:07,353 ♪ ♪ 738 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,609 -Me to the funny farm now! -[Sam laughing] 739 00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:16,195 [laughs] I'll be a good boy. 740 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:19,198 [child giggles, seagull cries]51517

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