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So it's not okay to say That a woman has nice legs?

Unless you know them, Otherwise, it's sexist.

But if one dates, Is it a compliment?

Yes, obviously.

-Can women meat? -What?

Can women meat? One never reads about women-

—atand claims that jokes were the cause to a racist comment.

-It is right. Women are not kidding. -They are not racists.

Yes, they are.

But only men can say that jokes are the cause of-

-That they said something racist.

Women babes. Racist chat.

The meaning has been lost due to excessive use.

-I think I'm done. -I want up to 100 calories.

Meat, meat, meat.

-It feels good. -It feels great.

-Ha it, buddy. See you. -It's going well, after you.

-No, you were first. -It's going well. Do you.

-Why? -No reason. Just do it.

Why do you let me go ahead?

-You know ... you're from Liverpool. -And?

I don't want to upset The Mersey men.

-Why not?-They tends.

-What? -It's not worth the risk.

-Take the fucking paper. -I take the damn paper. Thanks.

-Is everything in order? -So far.

A moment. I need more paper.

-Hi! I'm not done yet! -Simon.

-go off. -It's going well. It's pure.

Not quite. Move you.

Liverpool.

-What? -Liverpool.

-Be so good. Wash the fucking. -I wash the fucking.

-It was close. -Are you?

Hello! You two. Come here.

-What are you doing? -runs!

Come back!

-What is happening? -Inging. 40

-Joey Barton. -Wayne Rooney.

-Colleen Rooney. -Paul McCartney.

-I can probably knock him. -maybe now.

Don't judge people by look.

Easy for you to say. We are Jews.

-Does it play any role? -It's genetic.

-See you. Your BMI is probably one. -You say Jews are weak.

Maybe not Zelensky, But there is a trend.

I have an idea. Spend less time on nice words-

-and to try to win the Nobel PrizeAnd a little more time at the fitness center.

-It's good advice. -The mark advice.

Please be so good.

Have it, boys.

-This you are right? -Do it.

Guess who to meet. Amy Levy, a nine -year -old chess genius.

It is Jewish upbringing. Top grade, doctorate ...

Top grade.

Who cares if we are weakening Who can't join the bathroom?

But that's probably it in many immigrant groups.

Too many Rishi Sunaks, Too get Roy Keanes.

Glory.

-Do that's fine? -Yes. What happened? 63

-Do you do that's my fault? -I don't think.

I was here, And you came from nowhere.

We should exchange social security number.

Absolutely.

-It's 63 ... what are you doing? -I can't see with one eye.

-Are you blind? And you drive? -I'm allowed it!

With one functioning eye?

-Yes. -Do it dare?

-Not necessary. It is legal. -Tull talk.

So you don't have to say-

-at you can't see with one eye? Half your sight is gone!

Do you know what? It's your fault. I have a witness. 76

-Are you sure? -No.

Whose side are you on? Min or cyclopens?

It's not about pages. I have to be objective.

Angela? Paul Green, "Jewish Enquirer".

-How is it going? -She smiles with her eyes.

Yes, but they are just children.

-Do you play? -I tried when I was younger.

You should challenge her.

-Does she do anything else? -She plays violin.

-OK. Any sports? -She loves table tennis.

-OK. Something more physical? -Like what?

-Rugby?-Why should I?

-Make her tougher. -And have a gangster daughter?

In case someone steals The violin on the bus.

A bus. You're kidding.

OK. So I start?

Yes, for a moment. Wet so good, amy.

-What are you doing? -I give you a chance.

Slightly condescending.

-What? -Do like that.

-It's easy. -Can you drive like that?

Better than most in Golds Green.

-How it? -Inging.

-What is Joshie? -Mandarin time.

Not guitar?

Is it possible That you mix mandarin and mandolin? 103

-What? -What's the point?

Another language is good for the brain. Proven.

What do you think he should do?

-Boxing. -What? He is eight years old.

-Weight lifting. -What fuck that fail you?

Turned in chess of a young person with a blindfold.

-She couldn't even see. -You are a lousy chess player.

The point is That we train the children to become geniuses.

-Genius. Sorry. Genius. -Genius.

By teaching them Chinese, But do not fit in.

-Tap into what? -the community.

-Generally?-Social society. Ordinary people.

Those who drink at. 07.00 at Luton Airport.

-Tapers? Hoi Polloi. -The masses.

Now you begin With Greek again. My God.

Is it the reporter who was beaten Of a kid with a blindfold?

-The rumor spreads. -Yes. What do you want?

It is April 1 next week. Make a stew story.

Why don't you publish The usual?

-What do you mean? -Inging.

-Did you know that one -eyed can drive a car? -Genial. That's why we pay you.

One -eyed can drive.

If it's real,Isn't it an April joke.

What? He put on.

Now you understand.

-Pete? -It's me.

-Do we? -Yes.

Okay ... Do you have a driver's license?

-Yes, it's just practice. -Great.

Read the registration number on the green fiesta.

-Fn6 1tq. -Perfect.

-Thanks, Mo. -Mo?

-Mo Salah. -What?

-Speaky, you are so similar! -You are not the first.

-Let us check the mirrors. -OK.

-OK. Wait. -What are you doing?

Yes, this is better.

Why are you patching your eye?

A woman caused an accident, and I want to prove- 143

Should you prove it by Ideally run with one eye?

Yes.

Are you thinking like that?

If I can't drive with one eye, Can no one else it either.

It is a beginning.

One gets to drive with monocular sight,-

-But only If you have been waiting for it.

-How long does it take? -The time it takes.

Wait a bit.

-So, yes. I'm used to it. -No, this is not safe.

-Mo! -Out with you.

-I have been on all morning. -UKE The door.

-I postpone it.-UKE The door.

When I meet a woman who is willing to follow the rules ...

You know it ... I agree with her.

I agree with her because of love or lust,-

-But that doesn't mean ...

It is important to me That she knows the truth inside her.

I am looking forward to to meet the mysterious woman.

She's out there. And do you know what? She doesn't care what you mean.

That's what I love by her, Although I have never met her.

OK. I'll prove That she is not used to it. 166

We'll see. Just stand there. Stand there.

Come on. A little more. OK.

OK.

-Hei. Everything okay? -Yes.

-HEIGHT again. -You can see him.

It's a good start. Yes, you are obviously right.

-You get to drive with just one eye. -It is right.

-But just if you've adapted. -I have.

-Comed. -Thanks. We'll see. Come on.

This is my daughter Lucy And my granddaughter.

-Hei. -This is the guy who drove on me.

-She sides.-And his witness.

-Simon. Hi. -Hei.

-She's cute. -On a good day.

Really.

-Greit. -Do I throw the keys to you?

-It's ridiculous. -We see.

-Are you ready? -I'm ready.

That, yes. Do you see? Two eyes.

Your trip, Oden. Don't hurt.

-How old is she? -Elve months.

-So big you are! -Ings on the kind man.

-Simon ... -Yes. Are you ready?

-This? A sticker. -Do he does the sticker?

-Clear? -Yes.

-You threw them faster! -No intentionally. 193

-How is it normal? -The same thing.

Clear? One eye this time. One eye. One eye.

-Do you? -You didn't try.

-Simon, he tried? -No.

My insurance bonus depends on this.

-You shouldn't have driven on her. -I didn't.

If you can only stop flirting-

-with all the attractive but inaccessible women for one minute.

You should be an objective witness.

-I am available. -How is available.

ObjectivelyI agree with her.

-What if I throw them? -Good idea.

-This is related. -This are friends.

I can't say anything about that.

-Do, mom? -I'm ready.

Four collisions in one month!

Stop driving before you kill someone!

-Car key. -Yes, car key.

-Ong in order now? -If the insurance company is satisfied.

Simon, do you want to take a drink once?

-Greit. Absolutely. -Yes?

When does it fit?

I forgot I have ... I have ...

ADHD. Seriously? It is the one The worst excuse I've heard. 218

-with something like that over the chest.

-We have it. -What?

What is most scary?

A Liverpool resident without tattoo Or an essex guy with?

A guy from Essex.

A medium-sized Glasgow resident With tattoo ...

-... or a big geordie without? -Glasgow resident.

-We are afraid of tattoos. -Yes, they are banned in the Bible.

One cannot be buried In a Jewish cemetery with one.

-The away from those with the numbers. -Even.

But what if we took one?

-Age in life. -Why not?

-What should I be buried then? -What cares?

-No will visit me. -You will be dead.

-Follow along on the road. -Yes.

I'll visit you in a non-Jewish cemetery.

Are you visiting me? You seem sure That I'm going to die first.

Well ... Look at you, then.

You can be killed.

-Hei. -Hei.

-Can I help you? -Yes, I'm considering tattooing.

-What then? -Here?

-What on the body? -What is usual?

Usual?Where do ordinary people tend to have them?

-No, where do people tend to have them? -The overarm is popular.

-Do you want to talk to the tattoo artists? -No. Not yet.

How easy is it To remove a tattoo?

Why do you want to remove it before you have it?

Whether I want to be buried in a Jewish cemetery.

Do you want to remove it after death?

-Yes,. -Jews look forward to it.

-Is it a tongue piercing? -Yes.

What is it for? What's the point?

-It works well when you suck. -I think you.

-Do it. Works on women as well.-No rub it in.

-Lom what? -At you run around ...

... and experiment with sex.

You can run around if you want.

Or is it prohibited For Jews before burial?

More or less.

If someone comes in here, a man, one like me,-

-And they want something uplifting.

Something that makes them look hard.

-Hard? -Harders, tougher, more violent.

-a cross cross? -Do you do you like to hook crosses?

No, we don't make Racist tattoos.

Can you give me an example On someone who looks hard enough?

-Beckham.-Beats.

OK. Let's take a look.

He has 63 tattoos. Chest, arms, neck, hands.

-There's not much left of him. -We have the cross, the children's name.

-Do you have children? -No.

-He has Victoria. Are you married? -No.

-Boyfriend? -No, not yet.

-a dog? A cat? UNDULATE? -No.

-Is it something you care about? -The fragility of the people.

-Some more personally? -I love a good shawarma.

I don't know about a tattoo of a sandwich will give you-

-The tough image you seek.

OK.

-Fy fuck. -What is it?

-What have you done? -It feels very good.

Your father kills you.

But he never knows that, For they are temporary.

-They look real. -Yes. They disappear in a week.

-Is it Hebrew? -Yes, Beckham style.

-What is it? -from the Bible.

"You should not tattoo your body, for I am God. ”

-Ironic tattoo. -Yes, and look at this.

-Fat. -Not true?

Hi, boys. Some have become tougher.How does it feel?

Self -confidence is soaring.

Good for you. Sorry.

-What with you? -Do -God.

-How does it work? -It's a beginning.

-What fuck is it? -It's my inspiration.

-man U-foam. -Yes?

UNICEF ambassador took £ 150 million from the Qatars.

-Not his best. -Is you pregnant and single ...

-..., you end up in prison. -But England's captain.

-Football ambassador. -A boasted pussy. Get it away.

-It disappears anyway. -Isn't it real?

-They hurts!-The clear thing they hurt.

You can be Jew, But no one U-fans here.

-You should cheer on Spurs. -Why there?

-What? -Why should I be a Spurs fan?

Because ... you know ...

-Yid Army. -No! It's anti -Semitic.

-No. -It's if I say it!

Because you say that?

-Because you are a Jew? -Yes.

-What with him? -Me?

-Is the statement anti -Semitic? -It depends on the context.

Whose side are you back on?

He disagrees.

-He is wrong. -It's irrelevant.

About it notis anti-Semitic for a Jew.-

-Can you don't claim it is.

-It's true. -Can you stop talking?

You do not agree. How should non-Jews know that?

-Sprinkle other Jews! -I know no other Jews!

-Do you out. -No.

-Do you do that you can take me? -Dra to hell.

Go to hell.

-Dra to hell. -Dra to hell.

-Dra to hell. -Dra to hell.

-OK, come on. -No, no. We don't.

We don't let ourselves be with of a cheap Tommy Robinson. 329

Fuck.

What now?

Excuse! Heady eye! Excuse!

It's almost legal. Thanks!

-Do you wash the windows? -Paul green. "Jewish Enquirer."

-Snarere gangster. -I'm here for a new game.

Amy, the journalist will try again.

-Do -God. -Yes.

I hit the fucking with a blindfold. Whipped her with a little ink.

A bit? You look like pulling paper.

I fit in. Therefore we always become viewed as outsiders.

We should all try to see a little moreOut as participants in "Love Island".

-Not say that to Dad. -Greit.

-No. -Din stupid bastard!

-They are temporary! -Come here! My God.

They are temporary! My God.

Do you want a bank? Come here, your idiot.

-What is he? -Run!

-I have him! -No! Why does anyone help me?

You're done!

Wondered child drops chess Begins with discos

Great.

The mayor's wife Pierc

Lucky pig.

Man brings clothes up

How is it news?

April Fool!

Baddiel with top educationMoving family to Israel

The media rejects the rabbi Replacing

Text: iyuno

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