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good evening my victims
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and welcome to my Halloween Monster Marathon
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with me your host Melvia
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the queen of screams
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so now that you're done terrorizing the neighborhood
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and are safe in your homes
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or so you think
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I have a special sweet treat just for you
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I went down to the basement and dug up some creepy
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dead time views for you to feast your eyes upon
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before this all Hallows Eve has been laid to rest
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so sit back begin to stir
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and let me drag you into the chilling depths
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of this Halloween monster Marathon haha
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tell me you're good to go with this pitch
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given that we just answered the Craigslist ad yesterday
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and we've had what
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about 24 hours to come up with a presentation
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I would venture to say yes
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yeah okay
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seriously
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just let me do the talking okay
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I'm the business end you're the production
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and it's yeah yeah yeah
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you sell her on how great our services are
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and I'll do all the leg work
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you know the script
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the shot list the camera work
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the lighting the sound
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you know all right
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all right I get it
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my bad
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I mean seriously
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how long does it take to make a reservation call
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I'm sweating here man
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I don't know
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but I do know when she comes in here
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we need to sell ourselves on this
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like we've been doing this for years
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I apologize for making you wait
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in here I just never know how long
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one of these booking phone calls is gonna take
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oh oh sorry
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oh
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okay let's start over
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remind me you're Tyler correct
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and you're Kevin yeah
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and you must be Kathy that would be me oh
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please have a seat
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oh thank you for meeting me on such short notice
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it's quite alright um
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we didn't have anything planned tonight anyway
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it is just Halloween after all haha
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so let's jump right into it
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my associate and
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I think we've come up with a really solid commercial
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idea for your bed breakfast wonderful
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so this is the script that we discussed
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uh yes
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uh granted we did what we could with what time we had
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uh huh and what are these drawings
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um those are storyboards um
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they help us plan the production out in advance
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we can move a little bit faster through it
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and I see that you brought the equipment with you
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as well yes
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you know just like you had asked and you
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we totally understand you wanna make sure uh
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we're working with legitimate production gear
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yeah hey
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you know it's
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we don't want you to think that this is our first paid
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gig or anything like that
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well
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sorry to tell you guys this
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but there's no reason to get out all your equipment
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go over that with me I think I've made up my mind
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you guys have the job this is great okay
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sweet alright so how about this
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you give us a couple days
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we'll go home check our schedules
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and then I'll give you a call
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and we can set up some days to shoot
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how's that sound well
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why wait let's do it tonight
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I mean you guys already driven all the way out here
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and if it gets too late you can stay the night
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give us a moment
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you know I really do need this done as soon as possible
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well I can pay you in advance
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I can write you a check right now okay
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okay yeah
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we can swing this yeah alright
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seriously though this place is beyond marketable
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I mean we could pitch this for honeymoons
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anniversaries family gatherings
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the possibilities are endless
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from a marketing standpoint
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I mean I couldn't agree more
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you gotta love the outside architecture of this place
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I mean it looks like something from a fairy tale
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it's funny you should say that
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the locals call this the gingerbread house
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the world just needs to know
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places like this still exist
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and once we get your promo video on the internet
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they will
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oh sorry
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look I can get a pretty beautiful shot right here too
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look at that yeah come here
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what you don't like it
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no huh
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I thought I saw something
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yeah hopefully
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it was that beautiful money shot I was showing you what
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don't worry Kathy
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this commercial
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is definitely gonna help make your business
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a destination again
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I sure hope so
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please take a look around and get some more ideas
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I'm gonna go fix my face and make another pot of coffee
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sure thing
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going over the layout
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we should probably cover this hallway first
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and then branch out so how about you stay here
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start getting set up I'll go around to the other rooms
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check them out
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and try and get some ideas to add to what we got
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yes sir
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absolutely whatever you say sir
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cut the shit dude
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bathroom No. 3
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nice I like this
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okay this is sweet
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got the bubble like that sink
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all that tub is curved what is that
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copper man like that let's see
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it's an old ass shower
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cool though we can definitely use that
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okay so when I get to this step
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I turn back to the camera and I say
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be our guest and join me on a tour blah blah blah yeah
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just make sure you continue facing the camera
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while you're talking um
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after that you can turn around and walk up the steps
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if you mess up don't worry about it
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you know we can
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we can do this as many times as we have to
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until you get it right okay
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oh there you are
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that's about time is everything okay
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hmm no
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no everything's fine
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you sure everything's okay
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yeah could you give us a minute please sure
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what's up
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it's nothing um
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but I walked in on a guest in the shower
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in the shower yes
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just keep it on the DL I don't think she saw me
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but I don't wanna cause any trouble or anything
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is she was she hot
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no fuck no
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she's like 100 dude
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that's fucking gross man
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I thought I knew you better than that
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let's do this do your thing buddy
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I'm rolling Kathy in 3 2
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1 action hello and welcome to Montgomery Mansion
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your vacation away from the outside world
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experience
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the beauty and charm of our historic bed and breakfast
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be my guest and join me on a tour throughout the house
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and all of its amenities
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come on man
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dude what
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did I do something wrong no
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it it was that woman
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she was standing what woman
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there was an old lady standing at the top of the steps
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it was that same one I walked in on dude
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there's no woman there I'm sorry Kathy
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I walked in on one of your guests by accident
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she was just standing behind you
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we never book guests on Halloween
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it seems to be the one night that our rooms
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get the most abuse it's just not worth it to be open
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yeah that makes sense
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one moment please
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hey when you were taking your stroll around the house
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you weren't hitting the old
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that sticky Iggy or anything
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no I didn't
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you good
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stay in one of our 3 luxurious bedrooms
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the perfect place
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oh
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uh
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sorry guys
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I got this the perfect place to rest your head
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speaking of rest when was the last time you had some
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honey if I had to guess
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I'd say I get maybe one good night sleep a year alright
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uh let's go ahead and try that again
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Tyler if you wouldn't mind closing that door for me
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please yeah
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actually go ahead and step inside
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I'm gonna move the camera back
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and I think you might be in the shot
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where you were standing previously alright
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alright you ready Kathy
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roll it
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3 2 1 action
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stay in one of our three luxurious bedrooms
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what's up
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not tomorrow
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okay great
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well
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I mean you ruined that takes
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now we gotta do it again anyway
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I gotta get a fresh battery
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this one's defective or something
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and just went from like 100 to zero in a second
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so take five guys
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oh would you shut that door behind you
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it helps keep the draft down out here
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you can say whatever you want
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but I'm telling you
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I heard somebody coughing in that room okay
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I saw and felt a hand a goddamn hand
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I'm not saying you didn't well
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I will tell you this
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this is a very old house with a really rich history
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but you know
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it's odd that you mention seeing an old woman
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had a few guests over the years
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claiming to have experienced something
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while they were trying to sleep
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I think they refer to it as the old hag
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old hag
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like old hag syndrome you know
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it's kind of like um
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like sleep paralysis you know
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it's like whenever your mind's still awake
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but your body's sleeping
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so you can't like move or anything like that
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and then some people like claim that when that happens
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sometimes you see like
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an old woman climb up on your chest
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and strangle you while you're sleeping really
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oh so
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that's why the locals call this place
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the Gingerbread House because of that old hag
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no man because it's just a creepy house
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I mean no offense that it's
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it's Halloween man
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I'm sure the atmosphere is just getting to you right
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have you ever seen it okay
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uh Kathy
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we're actually done here
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if you wanna go ahead and head up to the next location
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we'll follow you up
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and get everything else finished up here okay
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just stay down here alright
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just stay down here and log the footage okay
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I'll go up
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I'll film the next shot and get everything going
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you sure man yeah
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I'm positive
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because any more of this old lady witch nonsense
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she's gonna think we're both crazy
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and I can't have that
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I'm sorry boys
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I thought I could do this but my brain is fried
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I can't even form thoughts anymore
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that's fine um
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we can come back another day
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just give us a minute to pack up everything
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and we'll be out of your hair
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nah I'm I'm exhausted too man
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00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,966
like is that overnight stay still available
283
00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:51,933
oh absolutely
284
00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:52,633
alright cool
285
00:15:52,633 --> 00:15:53,833
we'll see we'll see you in the morning
286
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:56,400
wonderful breakfast will be at 9
287
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you two have a good night
288
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,200
guess who won't be at breakfast okay
289
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:06,366
I'm telling you I've been seeing shit all night
290
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,200
I'm not staying here
291
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,500
we'll just do it first thing in the morning
292
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,133
and we'll be done alright I'm sorry
293
00:16:19,466 --> 00:16:21,100
fucking ghost and shit what
294
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,200
alright fine
295
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,366
okay but let's at least just stay in the same room
296
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:33,566
you can have a bed you can have the bed
297
00:16:33,566 --> 00:16:35,500
I'm not going to sleep dude
298
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,300
you're not gonna be able to stay awake until morning
299
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,233
and I'm not gonna listen to you snore up the drapes
300
00:16:39,233 --> 00:16:41,033
okay so I'm gonna go up to the third floor no
301
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,066
no dude
302
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:43,366
don't go up there I'm telling you
303
00:16:43,366 --> 00:16:45,266
I'm not going to sleep okay
304
00:16:45,266 --> 00:16:47,466
I'm up all night what are you so afraid of man
305
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,166
it's not like there's an actual old hang up there
306
00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:51,600
it's gonna choke me to death alright good night
307
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:22,766
let's get some sleep
308
00:17:23,866 --> 00:17:25,466
we'll be out of here in the morning
309
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:01,766
no fuck all that
310
00:18:09,766 --> 00:18:10,566
yo
311
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,400
and I know you ain't fall asleep that fast man
312
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I'm so sorry boys
313
00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:35,966
this wouldn't have happened to whoever answered that ad
314
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:39,566
I don't have a choice
315
00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:43,166
it's the only way she'll let me sleep
316
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:19,333
just let me sleep
317
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:01,233
wow I can't believe they actually released
318
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that into theaters
319
00:22:02,866 --> 00:22:04,166
you sure you don't want to see how it ends
320
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,633
cause I mean what if there's like a twist
321
00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:08,000
like what if it turns out that it's actually good
322
00:22:08,866 --> 00:22:09,866
I know I know
323
00:22:09,866 --> 00:22:12,300
I'm sorry but the trailers look so good
324
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:13,000
you know I mean
325
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,166
how does that happen especially tonight
326
00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:16,966
it's okay it's not your fault
327
00:22:17,066 --> 00:22:19,100
it's not like you made it or anything
328
00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:20,266
now if you had
329
00:22:20,266 --> 00:22:22,200
this would be a completely different reaction
330
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,866
yeah but of all first date films
331
00:22:23,866 --> 00:22:25,866
this had to be the worst one I could have picked
332
00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,666
see I disagree with you there
333
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:29,900
I think this is the best kind of first date film
334
00:22:30,166 --> 00:22:32,933
it's conversational piece with endless opportunities
335
00:22:33,066 --> 00:22:35,266
and I think we're gonna have a lot more fun talking
336
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:37,566
shit on this movie than if we actually enjoyed it
337
00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:39,866
it's more memorable now yeah
338
00:22:39,866 --> 00:22:42,266
I guess I can see that well
339
00:22:42,366 --> 00:22:44,466
thanks for letting me off the hook so easily
340
00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:45,766
sure I'm your date
341
00:22:45,766 --> 00:22:47,000
that's my job right
342
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,800
but that just leaves us with one problem though
343
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:51,466
what's that hello
344
00:22:51,466 --> 00:22:53,700
it's Halloween and I'm not scared
345
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,966
I was supposed to be but I got cheated
346
00:22:55,966 --> 00:22:58,033
we got cheated yeah
347
00:22:58,033 --> 00:23:00,166
and I agree with you it's just
348
00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,066
I'm actually good with where my resting
349
00:23:02,066 --> 00:23:04,866
heart rate is right now so um
350
00:23:06,066 --> 00:23:07,433
thank you damn
351
00:23:07,433 --> 00:23:08,933
what else can we do then
352
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,033
something you would do on just a normal night
353
00:23:11,033 --> 00:23:12,266
we can't do normal
354
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,333
not tonight
355
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,800
we could get a pizza and just cover it with pineapple
356
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,800
nice try but I wanna do something a bit more exciting
357
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,633
moon bounce but where would we find one of these
358
00:23:23,633 --> 00:23:24,500
at our house
359
00:23:26,433 --> 00:23:29,466
Stephanie earth to Stephanie
360
00:23:30,300 --> 00:23:33,466
I got it great what is it
361
00:23:33,466 --> 00:23:36,500
oh you're gonna love it oh why do I think I won't
362
00:23:42,833 --> 00:23:44,866
so is this what you locals usually do
363
00:23:44,866 --> 00:23:46,300
with all the new guys in town
364
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,300
just take them out to the middle of nowhere
365
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:51,533
and try to do whatever it is we're doing
366
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,433
no this is definitely not customary for around here
367
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:57,800
you can ask anybody about that this doesn't happen
368
00:23:58,266 --> 00:24:01,266
so what are we doing exactly
369
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:02,766
something scary for Halloween
370
00:24:02,766 --> 00:24:05,566
I told you remember huh you know
371
00:24:05,566 --> 00:24:06,300
I'm starting to think
372
00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:09,333
our ideas of fun are slightly different
373
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,266
I never said fun
374
00:24:16,233 --> 00:24:17,700
fun was implied though
375
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:19,800
alright
376
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,766
yeah me for a second there
377
00:24:21,766 --> 00:24:22,866
that's a good one oh
378
00:24:22,866 --> 00:24:25,533
that wasn't the one that wasn't even close
379
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,366
this is the one
380
00:25:08,566 --> 00:25:11,700
okay history lesson for you I mean
381
00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:12,633
you can't expect to
382
00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:14,433
become a full fledged member of the community
383
00:25:14,433 --> 00:25:17,033
without knowing some of its colorful past right
384
00:25:17,033 --> 00:25:20,066
and where else could you find such a charming
385
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,033
intelligent beautiful
386
00:25:22,033 --> 00:25:24,766
well first tour guide around this time of evening uh
387
00:25:24,766 --> 00:25:27,700
this this is a murder house hey
388
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,266
history is history
389
00:25:29,266 --> 00:25:31,466
doesn't get to choose if it's a happy ending or not
390
00:25:31,466 --> 00:25:32,066
well yeah
391
00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:34,366
that's true but could we have gone
392
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:37,133
somewhere with a little more inviting atmosphere
393
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,966
somewhere a little more date friendly
394
00:25:38,966 --> 00:25:40,966
sure but it's Halloween
395
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,100
that's right silly me
396
00:25:44,866 --> 00:25:45,733
well
397
00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:47,300
came all the way out here
398
00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:50,933
so let's hear it no sense of making a wasted trip
399
00:25:51,033 --> 00:25:52,800
so what happened what's the story
400
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,233
I thought you'd never ask
401
00:25:54,233 --> 00:25:55,466
oh wait
402
00:25:56,666 --> 00:25:57,933
have to do this right
403
00:26:01,833 --> 00:26:04,500
my dad insists I be ready for every occasion
404
00:26:06,300 --> 00:26:07,800
improvise campfire
405
00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:08,833
okay go ahead
406
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:09,633
dig in
407
00:26:10,466 --> 00:26:15,266
so this house here the family who built it
408
00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:17,700
weren't the original owners of the property
409
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:21,033
no there were people here long before them
410
00:26:21,033 --> 00:26:23,200
who claimed the land was theirs first
411
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,866
they were supposedly a strange group
412
00:26:25,866 --> 00:26:29,533
not very welcome among the people from town at all
413
00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,066
said to be sometime during the 50s
414
00:26:32,066 --> 00:26:33,066
I believe
415
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:35,600
what do you mean strange I don't know
416
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,866
I guess sort of gypsyish or something like that
417
00:26:38,900 --> 00:26:40,400
anyway whatever it is they were into
418
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,600
it wasn't very popular around these parts
419
00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:46,500
so the town got together and forced them off the land
420
00:26:46,566 --> 00:26:48,300
that's when the trouble started
421
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:52,766
a well to do family by the name of Martin
422
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,800
bought this property and built this house here
423
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,100
not too long afterwards
424
00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:58,333
and everything was fine for a while
425
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,666
until something really odd happened
426
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,200
a scarecrow appeared now
427
00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:05,800
nobody sure who put it here
428
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,933
or what its true purpose was
429
00:27:08,033 --> 00:27:09,966
but if you listen to some of the old stories
430
00:27:09,966 --> 00:27:11,166
about this place
431
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,766
they say it was the original landowners
432
00:27:13,766 --> 00:27:15,933
still living out here in the nearby woods
433
00:27:16,266 --> 00:27:18,066
trying to warn the family to leave
434
00:27:18,066 --> 00:27:20,466
so they could claim what was theirs once again
435
00:27:20,966 --> 00:27:24,566
well Mister Martin didn't spook so easily
436
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,400
once Mister Martin removed the scarecrow
437
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,433
his family members began to get sick
438
00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:31,700
with some sort of consumption type illness
439
00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:33,866
that slowly spread between them all
440
00:27:35,366 --> 00:27:37,233
Martin family was shunned by the rest of the town
441
00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:38,100
and fear they would spread
442
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,400
whatever illness they were inflicted with
443
00:27:40,866 --> 00:27:42,466
this only lasted about a month or two
444
00:27:42,466 --> 00:27:44,133
before one fateful night
445
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,900
the Martins met their gruesome end
446
00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:49,000
at the hands of Mister Martin himself
447
00:28:03,233 --> 00:28:06,600
then after this gruesome act was committed
448
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,566
he carried their bodies outside
449
00:28:08,566 --> 00:28:10,300
and burned them in a mass grave
450
00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:11,766
he had dug for the occasion
451
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,766
and Mr Martin what happened to him
452
00:28:16,766 --> 00:28:18,666
did he get caught yeah
453
00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:21,266
after he killed himself horribly
454
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:34,966
that's pretty much it
455
00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:36,766
uh
456
00:28:37,666 --> 00:28:39,800
well that's an intense story
457
00:28:39,866 --> 00:28:41,666
uh appropriately creepy
458
00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:42,500
I know right
459
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:44,233
definitely a good way to cap off Halloween night
460
00:28:44,233 --> 00:28:47,266
so take a bow it's not capped off yet
461
00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:50,866
uh what's that
462
00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:53,200
me just telling you the story isn't scary
463
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:53,566
oh no
464
00:28:53,566 --> 00:28:55,300
the story is fine scary enough
465
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:56,966
come on we came all the way out here
466
00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:59,266
you gotta see it see it
467
00:28:59,266 --> 00:29:02,866
see what the scarecrow it's still here
468
00:29:05,566 --> 00:29:07,066
damn it where are they
469
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,466
yeah once the county finished cleaning up Martin's mess
470
00:29:10,466 --> 00:29:12,766
the scarecrow appeared on the property again
471
00:29:12,833 --> 00:29:15,500
as if someone wanted everyone that passed by to see it
472
00:29:15,766 --> 00:29:16,833
like another warning
473
00:29:16,833 --> 00:29:19,400
to anyone who got the bright idea to move out here
474
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:21,033
again weird huh
475
00:29:21,033 --> 00:29:23,466
so no one's lived here since then
476
00:29:23,466 --> 00:29:25,366
nope not since the Martins
477
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,466
I think these will work nicely
478
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,966
are you totally freaked out
479
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,766
no you're so cute
480
00:29:42,100 --> 00:29:43,766
come on I think it's just up there
481
00:29:44,633 --> 00:29:45,933
holy shit
482
00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:47,900
Steph
483
00:29:48,466 --> 00:29:49,333
Stephanie
484
00:29:57,366 --> 00:29:58,166
hey Jesus
485
00:29:58,233 --> 00:29:59,766
what are you up to Steph
486
00:29:59,766 --> 00:30:01,366
are you sure that nobody lives here
487
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:04,900
because I swear I saw oh my God yes come on
488
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,800
I saw saw someone up in the window
489
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,566
I know I did there's nobody up there
490
00:30:14,566 --> 00:30:16,500
you're not even looking that's because
491
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,500
I found something a lot more interesting
492
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,166
this is the reason why we're here
493
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:30,866
it's kind of weird being face to face with it isn't it
494
00:30:31,066 --> 00:30:32,533
knowing this guy is sort of
495
00:30:32,666 --> 00:30:34,666
responsible for the Martin massacre
496
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:35,600
here he is
497
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,666
after all this time watching over everything
498
00:30:38,666 --> 00:30:40,366
like some sort of guard dog
499
00:30:41,166 --> 00:30:42,800
yeah weird
500
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,833
indefinitely creepy hey
501
00:30:45,833 --> 00:30:46,633
do you want to get out of here
502
00:30:46,633 --> 00:30:48,133
and maybe go do something else
503
00:30:48,566 --> 00:30:49,866
something else
504
00:30:50,033 --> 00:30:53,533
like maybe go someplace where we can be alone
505
00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:55,933
um yeah
506
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,733
that might be a good way to end the night
507
00:30:57,866 --> 00:31:00,300
sounds like the perfect way to finish off the night
508
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,566
but business before pleasure
509
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,700
what we came out here we saw it
510
00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,266
what else is there for us to do
511
00:31:09,266 --> 00:31:11,333
we're gonna solve the mystery of course
512
00:31:11,433 --> 00:31:13,100
what we finally get to find out
513
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:15,000
what's so special about the Scarecrow
514
00:31:15,366 --> 00:31:17,733
why it's here what's its purpose
515
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,800
Stephanie don't
516
00:31:52,633 --> 00:31:55,133
why is it smoky what
517
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,800
it's it's sleeve there's something coming out of it
518
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,300
like smoke or something nice try
519
00:31:58,300 --> 00:31:59,466
you're not gonna get me no
520
00:31:59,466 --> 00:32:00,600
I'm serious yeah
521
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,533
so am I I wanna get this thing off
522
00:32:16,233 --> 00:32:17,066
Jeff
523
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:19,600
I think this was a person
524
00:32:20,166 --> 00:32:21,000
what
525
00:34:06,266 --> 00:34:07,066
Jeff
526
00:34:07,966 --> 00:34:12,700
help me don't move stay where you are I said stop
527
00:34:13,966 --> 00:34:15,866
no you don't get it do you
528
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,300
you just had to come out here
529
00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:21,033
you just had to you knew the story about this place
530
00:34:21,033 --> 00:34:21,866
but you never stopped
531
00:34:21,866 --> 00:34:24,400
to think about the actual danger of being out here
532
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:26,966
think about it Steph
533
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:30,100
put it all together the scarecrow
534
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:32,200
the Martin family the weird illness
535
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:34,766
Mr Martin didn't go insane
536
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:37,100
he knew exactly what he was doing
537
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:39,100
when he murdered his family like that
538
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,600
and that's not just some old hanging post
539
00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,566
it's a cross
540
00:34:43,866 --> 00:34:47,666
a goddamn gigantic cross to keep the thing weakened
541
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,000
Steph
542
00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:52,533
look at me
543
00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:56,066
I said look at me
544
00:34:59,966 --> 00:35:02,100
it's too late I bet you
545
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,166
you're infected the same way the Martians were
546
00:35:05,900 --> 00:35:07,100
I'm sorry
547
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,533
I can't let this spread
548
00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:09,500
this land belongs to us
549
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:17,766
it's always belonged to us and now you belong to us
550
00:38:43,666 --> 00:38:46,200
Mikey I swear if you hit me with that sword again
551
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,900
I will shove it up your pee hole
552
00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:50,366
sorry Ashley sorry
553
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,600
stop using that voice thing
554
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,000
it's weird okay never
555
00:38:56,866 --> 00:38:58,800
mom we are leaving in 5 minutes
556
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,833
I'm pretty sure Mikey just put the pumpkin
557
00:39:00,833 --> 00:39:02,166
which I told him not to do
558
00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:03,700
and we don't have any candy
559
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,166
so you'll probably want to blow it out
560
00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:06,666
and shut the lights off
561
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,066
what
562
00:39:10,566 --> 00:39:13,633
I can't believe you're using your father's bathroom
563
00:39:13,633 --> 00:39:17,366
it was his was not anymore
564
00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:20,333
I should have moved my stuff in here months ago
565
00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:24,366
and you are not wearing that out tonight
566
00:39:24,466 --> 00:39:26,400
you'll get the wrong kind of attention
567
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:30,066
you what did you expect
568
00:39:30,066 --> 00:39:32,966
to be a freshman for a year just like you
569
00:39:32,966 --> 00:39:34,333
did you hear me
570
00:39:34,966 --> 00:39:38,466
go as a ghost get a bed sheet or something
571
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,866
something with a little less waste
572
00:39:40,966 --> 00:39:42,533
um no
573
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,666
I like the attention
574
00:39:47,466 --> 00:39:48,266
uh huh
575
00:39:51,033 --> 00:39:52,600
well you're gonna get plenty of that
576
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,600
when you have an AIDS baby
577
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,033
with that Clint scumbag and you end up on Dr Phil
578
00:39:56,033 --> 00:39:58,166
AIDS baby Jesus
579
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,600
Mikey let's go
580
00:40:55,366 --> 00:40:57,466
did you actually have to bring your little brother
581
00:40:57,466 --> 00:40:58,200
to work on your
582
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,000
last night yes
583
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,633
why does he always wear that mask
584
00:41:02,633 --> 00:41:03,866
oh my god
585
00:41:03,866 --> 00:41:04,766
all the time
586
00:41:04,766 --> 00:41:07,100
especially since last Halloween the dad left
587
00:41:07,100 --> 00:41:09,800
so Prince here Hallelujah
588
00:41:10,166 --> 00:41:10,766
oh really
589
00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:12,066
I thought you two were done
590
00:41:12,066 --> 00:41:14,700
well he doesn't exactly know that
591
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:17,933
but he has something of mine I have to have tonight
592
00:41:18,566 --> 00:41:20,366
he better have it ugh
593
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,166
I hate that whole gift box thing at the end
594
00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:24,033
it's so gross gotta get to work
595
00:41:24,033 --> 00:41:27,100
see you in a bit he has something of mine
596
00:41:27,766 --> 00:41:29,000
bet he has something of yours
597
00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:47,100
God damn it cliff hey baby
598
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:49,466
how do you know it was me
599
00:42:49,466 --> 00:42:51,466
because I could sense you
600
00:42:55,033 --> 00:42:56,600
where you been all night baby
601
00:42:57,866 --> 00:43:00,800
I know I've been looking for you
602
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,633
did you bring my stuff yeah
603
00:43:02,633 --> 00:43:05,766
baby picked it up right where you said it be
604
00:43:06,266 --> 00:43:07,400
it's all ready
605
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,333
I'm all ready for what I feel you
606
00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:16,900
we can talk about it later while we're fucking right
607
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:17,700
baby
608
00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:20,966
unless you know you're on your
609
00:43:21,966 --> 00:43:23,800
you can do other types of stuff
610
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,966
Julie's if I don't know you
611
00:43:29,966 --> 00:43:33,966
it's time to get out but still thanks for skating kings
612
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:16,600
water
613
00:44:17,433 --> 00:44:18,733
what the fuck was that
614
00:44:21,433 --> 00:44:23,500
is that Mikey is that Claire
615
00:44:23,700 --> 00:44:25,366
hey Mikey
616
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,100
heard a lot about you buddy
617
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:30,000
hey baby
618
00:44:32,233 --> 00:44:33,500
did you just say what the fuck
619
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,600
I think you just said yes
620
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:49,266
the doors are locked and it's time to get wicked ooh
621
00:46:12,466 --> 00:46:13,366
hey baby
622
00:46:15,366 --> 00:46:18,200
what was that all about what who
623
00:46:19,233 --> 00:46:20,600
don't give me that shit
624
00:46:22,033 --> 00:46:23,533
what guy you were flirting with
625
00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:26,400
that's Pete just some guy
626
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,733
just some guy
627
00:46:28,633 --> 00:46:30,000
what's going on ash
628
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,066
I'll tell you what's going on for you tonight nothing
629
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:40,966
who's that cowboy
630
00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:45,366
why you want his phone number or something fuck you
631
00:47:51,866 --> 00:47:52,733
Mikey
632
00:47:53,633 --> 00:47:55,400
what are you doing in here
633
00:47:57,100 --> 00:48:00,066
being in here all alone is weird okay
634
00:48:00,366 --> 00:48:04,266
come on don't leave us leave
635
00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:07,300
I'm not going
636
00:48:08,033 --> 00:48:11,800
what do you mean don't leave us Mikey
637
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:13,300
I just can't with that thing
638
00:48:13,300 --> 00:48:14,600
please put it down
639
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:17,366
why would you think I'm leaving
640
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:22,333
oh sorry I'm sorry
641
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,700
hey the fuck is this huh
642
00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:03,800
I can't wait
643
00:50:04,866 --> 00:50:05,900
well she's gonna have to
644
00:50:05,900 --> 00:50:07,766
right baby we're leaving tonight
645
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:12,066
you're leaving
646
00:50:12,866 --> 00:50:14,266
you're leaving with her
647
00:50:15,266 --> 00:50:17,466
what the fuck yeah Clint
648
00:50:17,466 --> 00:50:19,733
not you her
649
00:50:24,266 --> 00:50:25,233
oh shit Mikey
650
00:50:25,233 --> 00:50:27,200
I'm sorry you'll be fine with mom
651
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,100
I promise she'll she's getting better
652
00:54:18,233 --> 00:54:20,333
Run Mickey Run
653
00:54:38,366 --> 00:54:41,066
take my keys your suitcase is in the back
654
00:54:41,066 --> 00:54:43,100
get my key get out of here
655
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,733
you thought you could just leave
656
00:57:09,366 --> 00:57:10,800
sneak out with your suitcase
657
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,800
like your father was going to do what
658
00:57:13,966 --> 00:57:16,500
and leave me with Mikey
659
00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:19,866
Mikey the monster no
660
00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:26,200
Mike no
661
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:30,800
Mikey
662
00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:33,933
it's your mother
663
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:37,933
you love Mommy
664
00:58:10,100 --> 00:58:11,966
things started out as rain throughout the
665
00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:14,766
earlier day today and now it's gotten much colder
666
00:58:14,766 --> 00:58:15,700
we saw freezing rain
667
00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:18,233
just as those trees treaters were hitting the streets
668
00:58:18,233 --> 00:58:21,166
now the snow really starting to pile up
669
00:58:21,166 --> 00:58:22,366
so kids sadly
670
00:58:22,366 --> 00:58:25,166
it looks like Halloween is canceled this year
671
00:58:25,233 --> 00:58:26,833
heavy snow on the way tonight
672
00:58:26,833 --> 00:58:28,800
some spots could see up to 30
673
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:32,000
maybe even 35 inches by the afternoon
674
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,566
Friday and into Saturday
675
00:58:33,566 --> 00:58:35,400
when this is all set and over with
676
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:37,566
as this is Halloween has been canceled
677
00:58:37,566 --> 00:58:41,266
this year has not you're such a little turd
678
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:44,166
nobody likes Halloween
679
00:58:44,866 --> 00:58:47,600
Halloween is the best day of the year
680
00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:51,200
Halloween is stupid
681
00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:10,166
only mad because I'm telling you
682
00:59:13,866 --> 00:59:16,500
guys quit your fighting Ben
683
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:19,133
you know that this is John's favorite holiday
684
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:21,200
so quit trying to ruin it for him
685
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,400
just play that game your dad got for you
686
00:59:24,233 --> 00:59:26,033
it's called volumes of blood
687
00:59:26,033 --> 00:59:28,566
it's gruesome fun thanks dad
688
00:59:29,833 --> 00:59:30,666
oh yeah
689
00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:33,133
no problem kiddo anything for you
690
00:59:36,300 --> 00:59:37,466
a trick or treater
691
00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:52,100
good night country
692
00:59:53,466 --> 00:59:54,766
happy Halloween
693
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:17,833
Christmas is better Halloween is better sis
694
01:00:17,833 --> 01:00:19,166
your kids are loud
695
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,166
I know you'd rather be at your lodge party tonight
696
01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:25,800
but we kind of like having you here and it's fun
697
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:27,500
like when we were kids on Halloween night
698
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:30,600
yeah too bad my costume is snowed in at my apartment
699
01:00:31,233 --> 01:00:34,900
I think you look gruesome enough without your costume
700
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:37,933
Auntie April you kids are brats
701
01:00:40,500 --> 01:00:42,700
hey do you mind if I hop in the sauna
702
01:00:43,100 --> 01:00:44,266
yeah there's towels up there
703
01:00:44,266 --> 01:00:45,933
just watch out for the moving boxes
704
01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:55,366
guys time for bed pronto
705
01:00:55,700 --> 01:00:56,600
you as of right now
706
01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:57,933
you still have school tomorrow
707
01:01:04,466 --> 01:01:05,900
where'd everybody go
708
01:01:07,100 --> 01:01:08,300
back in my day
709
01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:10,066
I would have still gone trick or treating
710
01:01:10,366 --> 01:01:12,266
boys like this one have stopped me
711
01:01:12,566 --> 01:01:14,700
kids these days bunch of
712
01:01:21,766 --> 01:01:22,800
over here
713
01:01:24,266 --> 01:01:25,400
you can use this on it
714
01:02:30,666 --> 01:02:33,200
haha I'm going to bed
715
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:34,666
you coming yeah
716
01:02:34,666 --> 01:02:37,466
I'll be right up what's that
717
01:02:38,366 --> 01:02:40,200
I found it on the front porch
718
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,000
it looks like
719
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,733
it's a gift from one of our more involved neighbors
720
01:02:45,233 --> 01:02:47,900
a Christmas gift on Halloween night
721
01:02:48,266 --> 01:02:49,500
people will do anything
722
01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,266
to ruin the best day of the year
723
01:02:51,500 --> 01:02:52,966
they're just trying to be nice
724
01:02:52,966 --> 01:02:55,500
look it says spread the holiday cheer
725
01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:59,000
you know what would cheer me up
726
01:03:00,433 --> 01:03:04,400
I'm gonna be cashing in all of my birthday coupons
727
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,666
tonight well
728
01:03:05,666 --> 01:03:07,700
only if you keep that uniform on
729
01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:10,200
maybe I'll even let you use that on me
730
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:13,000
hot dog don't be too long
731
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,466
I'm just gonna go check on April 1st
732
01:03:15,700 --> 01:03:17,700
see you soon Mr Officer
733
01:03:48,633 --> 01:03:50,133
oh my God Katie
734
01:03:50,166 --> 01:03:51,766
you scared me half to death
735
01:03:51,766 --> 01:03:53,833
since when did you become such a scaredy cat
736
01:03:53,833 --> 01:03:55,733
I was just coming up to check on you
737
01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:58,600
well I thought I saw something
738
01:03:58,700 --> 01:04:01,666
shadows sis shadows anyways
739
01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:03,266
thanks for letting me crash here tonight
740
01:04:03,266 --> 01:04:04,900
I hope I didn't bum everyone out
741
01:04:04,900 --> 01:04:06,200
oh we love having you here
742
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:08,166
you're a big part of the reason why we moved up here
743
01:04:08,166 --> 01:04:10,000
well I'm glad you did
744
01:04:10,033 --> 01:04:11,333
I'm gonna go to bed
745
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,766
love you good night night
746
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,100
what are you doing in my house
747
01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:31,900
candy
748
01:04:32,466 --> 01:04:38,366
I don't have any candy no candy no candy
749
01:04:51,300 --> 01:04:52,100
haha
750
01:04:52,966 --> 01:04:53,700
okay Ben
751
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:56,166
it's time to go to bed you have school tomorrow
752
01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:02,700
you've been a very good boy this year
753
01:05:14,366 --> 01:05:16,733
just doing dad stuff you know the drill
754
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:20,000
you're such a weirdo do you know where Katie is
755
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,600
she went to go check on you yeah
756
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:23,400
she scared the crap out of me in the sauna
757
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:27,466
for no reason at all well okay good enough
758
01:05:30,166 --> 01:05:31,333
very nice
759
01:05:32,666 --> 01:05:33,533
whatever
760
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,000
Alan what the hell
761
01:05:37,766 --> 01:05:40,933
go to bed this is the last time I'm gonna tell you
762
01:05:44,666 --> 01:05:46,200
I need more good
763
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:50,133
little kids like you to help spread the holiday cheer
764
01:05:50,466 --> 01:05:53,166
I'm afraid Christmas is being forgotten
765
01:05:53,366 --> 01:05:56,700
all those naughty kids they love their Halloween
766
01:05:57,566 --> 01:06:01,400
but I'm here to change all of that
767
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:06,000
I'm not going to let Halloween ruin all the good kids
768
01:07:09,100 --> 01:07:09,900
John
769
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:14,600
Ben
770
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:23,166
John Ben
771
01:07:23,866 --> 01:07:24,733
Katie
772
01:07:25,866 --> 01:07:27,633
you guys got me good ha
773
01:07:27,633 --> 01:07:28,433
ha ha
774
01:07:29,433 --> 01:07:30,366
Dad John
775
01:07:30,366 --> 01:07:31,566
come down and see me
776
01:07:32,233 --> 01:07:33,900
come down and see where are you
777
01:07:34,866 --> 01:07:36,566
I want to go trick or treating
778
01:07:36,633 --> 01:07:39,800
we can't go trick or treating Halloween is over
779
01:07:45,866 --> 01:07:47,233
no no
780
01:07:47,233 --> 01:07:48,400
no no
781
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:51,266
no Halloween is never over
782
01:07:51,566 --> 01:07:53,000
what's going on John
783
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,666
trick or treat quit saying that
784
01:08:00,833 --> 01:08:03,500
I don't have any damn candy ah
785
01:08:44,766 --> 01:08:47,400
dear Mom and dad and Auntie April
786
01:08:47,433 --> 01:08:50,000
I've gone to the North Pole to work for Santa
787
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:52,900
and spread holiday cheer don't be mad
788
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:53,766
look Ben
789
01:08:54,366 --> 01:08:58,500
PS John went trick or treating with his new friends
790
01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:17,500
all out
791
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:19,766
manhunt is underway this evening in Lincoln County
792
01:09:19,766 --> 01:09:21,866
to track down convicted serial killer
793
01:09:21,866 --> 01:09:25,566
Samuel Mccroy better known by many as the Sam Slasher
794
01:09:25,566 --> 01:09:28,366
who was convicted last year of murdering six people
795
01:09:28,366 --> 01:09:30,666
and wounded another on Halloween night
796
01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:33,700
police describe Lacroy as criminally insane
797
01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:36,166
with a total lack of remorse for his crimes
798
01:09:36,233 --> 01:09:38,933
and is to be considered armed and dangerous
799
01:12:19,033 --> 01:12:20,000
Sheriff John Higgins
800
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,833
of the Lincoln County Sheriff's Department
801
01:12:21,833 --> 01:12:23,400
released a statement saying
802
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:25,633
as unstable as Lacroy is
803
01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:28,066
he was very capable in plotting his escape
804
01:12:28,066 --> 01:12:31,200
on a routine transfer from the Arkansas State Hospital
805
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:33,500
and that it is not a question of will
806
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:36,966
the suspect kill again but a question of when
807
01:12:37,433 --> 01:12:39,866
the police are also asking that all trick or treating
808
01:12:39,866 --> 01:12:41,666
be supervised by an adult
809
01:12:41,700 --> 01:12:42,000
and that
810
01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,633
it is highly recommended that you stay in your homes
811
01:12:44,633 --> 01:12:46,433
and lock your doors after dark
812
01:12:46,433 --> 01:12:48,633
we will continue to update you on the situation
813
01:12:48,633 --> 01:12:50,366
as it occurs throughout the evening
814
01:12:52,966 --> 01:12:53,566
please tell me
815
01:12:53,566 --> 01:12:56,000
if any of your genius friends have any great ideas
816
01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:57,800
like let's have a seance
817
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,833
or let's go to the cemetery and go ghost hunting
818
01:13:00,833 --> 01:13:02,733
that you won't do anything like that
819
01:13:03,033 --> 01:13:03,900
I think
820
01:13:04,466 --> 01:13:06,766
would you look at me when I'm talking to you please
821
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:08,000
thank you
822
01:13:08,366 --> 01:13:10,400
you know better than to do anything like that anyway
823
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:13,200
but it's especially important not to do it on Halloween
824
01:13:14,566 --> 01:13:17,100
they call it the Devil's night for a reason
825
01:13:18,266 --> 01:13:20,466
the Devil's night was yesterday daddy
826
01:13:20,766 --> 01:13:23,033
besides I'm just going to Bella's
827
01:13:23,033 --> 01:13:24,400
we're gonna watch some movies
828
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:26,233
where's your brother
829
01:13:26,233 --> 01:13:28,333
I haven't seen him since he got home from school
830
01:13:28,766 --> 01:13:31,366
I don't know he's probably with those weirdo friends
831
01:13:33,266 --> 01:13:34,066
alright uh
832
01:13:34,633 --> 01:13:36,566
well have fun and please be careful
833
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,633
and if you see your brother
834
01:13:38,633 --> 01:13:41,466
I'll tell him not to be home late okay daddy
835
01:14:18,566 --> 01:14:20,966
Bella I'm off headed to Nancy's
836
01:14:21,433 --> 01:14:22,566
I'll be home early though
837
01:14:22,566 --> 01:14:24,100
there's a storm coming in tonight
838
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:03,666
cause I'm a werewolf
839
01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:53,200
scared me
840
01:16:55,566 --> 01:16:56,566
look at this
841
01:17:04,066 --> 01:17:05,566
you guys wanna play
842
01:17:08,266 --> 01:17:09,566
seems like fun
843
01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:11,400
sure
844
01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:28,733
spirit are you with us
845
01:17:34,266 --> 01:17:35,566
are you a boy
846
01:17:50,866 --> 01:17:52,266
how old are you
847
01:17:59,433 --> 01:18:00,733
what's your name
848
01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:46,933
I have to go
849
01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:52,300
killer in the crowd
850
01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:54,700
and all the creepy cats are bashing it
851
01:18:56,466 --> 01:18:58,266
uh were you doing that
852
01:18:58,866 --> 01:18:59,566
no I
853
01:18:59,566 --> 01:19:02,700
I thought you were so I just went with it
854
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:05,400
well that's weird
855
01:19:29,366 --> 01:19:32,466
alright Party's over oh
856
01:19:35,166 --> 01:19:35,966
boom
857
01:19:37,566 --> 01:19:38,366
ha ha
858
01:19:39,033 --> 01:19:39,833
ah
859
01:19:43,066 --> 01:19:45,566
you you sure you don't want me to stick around and
860
01:19:45,566 --> 01:19:46,933
till your mom gets here
861
01:19:50,100 --> 01:19:51,700
no I'm alright
862
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:54,400
go on and get out of here before it gets bad out there
863
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:57,200
your darling Mary is begging for salvation
864
01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:59,766
if she spends eternity in torment
865
01:26:01,666 --> 01:26:04,700
take comfort in the fact that she is not alone
866
01:26:05,466 --> 01:26:10,800
her mother is beside her a flame and precious torture
867
01:27:14,033 --> 01:27:15,000
bye daddy
868
01:27:17,166 --> 01:27:18,200
bye sweetie
869
01:28:39,566 --> 01:28:40,666
oh uh
870
01:28:40,666 --> 01:28:41,966
you're still here
871
01:28:42,500 --> 01:28:44,166
oh that's unfortunate
872
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:45,300
that's all the time I have
873
01:28:45,300 --> 01:28:47,866
for tonight's Halloween Monster Marathon
874
01:28:48,233 --> 01:28:50,500
tune in next time for more features
875
01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:52,366
with more dead creatures
876
01:28:53,300 --> 01:28:55,400
happy Halloween my victims
877
01:30:01,766 --> 01:30:04,166
the killer in the crowd and all the creepy
878
01:30:04,166 --> 01:30:06,300
casual bashing you shit
879
01:31:39,066 --> 01:31:41,966
this hallowed will be the year
880
01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:28,133
tell me baby
881
01:32:29,466 --> 01:32:31,533
what makes you scared
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