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- Previously, on The Real Housewives of Atlanta...

- Are we shopping? - We are shopping!

- I'm goin' through a divorce, chile.

I can't be in here spendin' my attorney money.

- When I was ready to launch my insurance agency,

I had a huddle with my sisters.

I said, "This is our moment to get money together."

But when I decided to sell the company,

that's when everything went south.

- You push family so hard. - I do.

- That we shouldn't even be having this conversation.

- I know. - So, we gotta fix that.

- This was actually Ralph's office.

- Where is he? - We had a court order,

and he got moved to the basement. - Nuh-uh.

You and Drew or whatever.

- We're doin' business together.

- She is literally sayin' somethin' completely different

than what you're tellin' me, right now.

- Like, I-- What? - You think I'm bangin' Drew.

- You-- oh, you're married. Okay.

- I'm married. I'm married. - Oh.

- Oh, 'cause you don't have your other ring.

- This is the upgrade. This is the anniversary.

- Oh, okay, an anniversary and the first ring.

- Yeah. [laughing]

- Kenya was like, "Where's your wedding band?"

I'm like, sweetheart, all you need to know is,

I'm married.

You're going through a divorce.

You don't see this rock? Like...

- You're bein' Porsha's assistant.

- You're comin' in hot. - You're a mean girl.

It flows with your name, Sha-mean-a.

- Does anybody have any glue to get her nose back down?

- Can someone get your nose out of Porsha's ass?

[sighs]

**

- I snatched my peach back,

now I'm bringin' the juice.

- I'll always be upper level,

everyone else is in the basement.

Plus one?

Honey, I've always been that one.

- I'm a mom of four girls.

Give me attitude and I'll ground you, too.

- If you want to find the shade,

just look for the oak.

I'm pretty and paid,

of course there's haters trying to shade.

**

**

Oh!

Hey, girl!

- How are you. - Hey!

You look so good.

- You don't need to work out. - How are you?

You can just show up.

- Mimosa, say hi. Say hi to Angela.

- Mimosa gon' work out with us?

- Gonna get a little- a little stretch in.

- Let's get a little hike in. - Yeah, yeah, come on.

So, what's going on?

- A lot of everything, working.

- Uh-huh. - Renovating my houses.

**

Looks amazing.

Home Depot is my favorite store.

I love Home Depot.

It's such a vibe. [laughing]

I wanna get to know Angela because, typically,

I don't have a lot of girlfriends.

With females,

they're either going to love me,

or they're gonna hate me, and I feel like, you know,

a lot of people don't take that friendship word serious,

and I do.

- How's your husband? - He's... [coughs]

Something flew in my mouth.

That is so gross.

- Let's get out of this wilderness.

- Oh, some shade. - I know. It's so hot.

- All right, puppy. I'm gonna take you out.

You're gonna sit on mommy's lap.

Uh, how's everything going with your family?

- Family is everything. - Yes, family is everything.

- My sister and I, we're...

we're not seeing eye to eye on a lot of things,

and my mom is in the middle.

Here's the thing.

As married women, we shouldn't include

- our families... - I agree.

- ...in the dynamic of our marriage.

- Yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah. - I made that mistake.

Charles started off really well

with my mom and my sister.

And, over the years, it just started shifting.

Now, my mother has an opinion,

and she was brave enough

to share that opinion with Charles.

Oh, man.

- They had a big argument about cleaning up.

It imploded.

And so, even though they've apologized,

my husband feels like it happened yesterday.

I want to fix this for my family.

[sighs]

You know, I take care of them financially,

so a lot of it is coming from him, you know, and--

- Yeah, I-I get it.

Sometimes when we try to extend help, or extend,

you know, resources or whatever, it backfires.

- How does it backfire? - So, that's why--

I'll say, "Hey, Mike, my sister needs some help."

And then my sister, when she mad,

"Oh, he trying to be my daddy."

- And I'm like... - Oh, okay, yeah.

- ...my husband is not trying to be your daddy.

- Nobody can replace my father. - Right.

I have two sisters.

My middle sister is Cher,

and my older sister is Tiara.

My dad was the focal point of all of us.

We are all daddy's girls,

and losing my dad, it-it broke all of us.

He was sitting on the couch,

and he got a blood clot and passed away.

My sister, Cher, she took it the hardest,

and our relationship has not been the same.

She just kinda gave up on everything.

We just never recovered.

Let's get outta here, girl.

- [sighs] - Oh, okay.

- I know. I'm like, all this dirt,

I need to go home and take a shower.

- I hope to get you ladies together this weekend.

I'm just throwing a little get-together at The Bank,

- including Shamea. - Okay, okay.

- I think Shamea and I got off on the wrong foot.

- Oh, I would love to meet Angela

and not Angela's representative.

- That was Angela. - Oh, okay.

Well, then we don't need to talk about it now.

- I'm cool on you. Thank you. - You're cool on me?

- Yeah, I am. Thank you.

- What do you think she meant by that?

- She felt like I was acting. - Okay.

- I'm like, no, that's who I am for my friends.

- Okay. - Just like you show up

- for your friends. - Yeah.

- Shamea threw her jabs. I threw mine.

I'm open to hashin' it out and moving forward.

- I really hope that y'all can kinda figure out.

- But you know that mean energy when you see it.

- Have you experienced it? - I know--

I know mean energy, and what I will say is,

Shamea has been very warm and welcoming.

But Kenya, I thought she was just really snooty,

and I'm like let me give it a chance

because sometimes people can say I come off like that.

Kenya does have a persona

that could probably ruffle a couple of feathers.

Who wouldn't have a preconceived notion

with a personality like hers?

- I thought you guys cleared it up.

- I thought we were good but-- - You guys okay?

- We briefly spoke about it at the Balmain event,

- but she is still snippity. - But it's still some--

- You know, I might throw some little jabs out there,

but I don't mean nothin' by it.

Come on. The girl is nasty-nicey.

I'm gonna keep my guard up.

But that little snippety energy,

you try it one more time, I'm on your ass.

So, this was it. This was it for her.

* Baby go on relax kick back *

* Baby you know I'mma handle all of that *

- * You never had you never had *

* Somebody that can be *

- Hello, sister. - Hey, sister.

- How are you on this happy Friday?

- Oh, my gosh, better now that you're here.

[lawnmower rumbling]

- Why are they cutting the grass

of all times, right now?

- I don't know. - I mean, really?

- How are you doing? - I'm good. I'm excited.

I went into the studio. I did a song with RL.

You know, I've been working with him for a minute.

So, that's the point of the bubbly.

- I want your opinion on it. - Okay.

- [cork popping] - Drink a little bit first.

Okay.

* Baby go on relax *

* Kick back baby you know *

* I'm gonna handle all of that *

- Music has always been such a big part of my life.

I started out in the Sunbeam Choir

at the Church of God and Christ,

and I haven't stopped singing since.

I sang in several music groups,

a group called Pretty Tony with Keri Hilson,

a group called Co-Ed,

but I've just never had my shot.

* Can't you see Can't you see *

* That ya never had *

* Somebody like Somebody *

I love that.

That sounds really, really good.

- Thank you, sister. - Really, really good.

- I wanna play it for the girls. - Okay.

- And the next time I see them,

uh, is at Angela's dinner.

Angela sent out an invite.

- I was actually very shocked.

I don't know.

If I was her, I would not have invited me to a dinner

after how I went in on her.

If you don't take it all back with that '99 nose...

Okay, Flavor Flav.

- I was a smooth criminal for tellin' her

she looked like LaToya Jackson.

Now, how the hell am I gonna moonwalk my way outta this?

[humming]

* Your nose is mine *

Okay, don't even use that. That was horrible.

I said I was over it, and I did it again.

Gosh, dang it!

Now, she feels like,

oh, you were going so hard for Porsha.

I'm gonna go hard for Drew now.

And that ain't what I want.

- I've done that for years. - Right, right, right.

- Like, how am I supposed to be in the community,

advocating for sisterhood?

- You have to lift each other up, you know,

- not step on each other. - And that's the thing.

Like, I can't be out doin' all that stuff

and then attackin' this girl.

[lawnmower roaring]

[lawnmower roaring]

- [laughing] - Right.

Coming up next...

- I think of all the articles you sent me,

things like, a narcissist-- da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

- You are a narcissist. - You crazy.

- You don't think you're a narcissist?

**

With Pampered by Porsha,

we just finished Bloomingdale's.

It went amazing. We sold out.

- Hi, everybody. - Hi.

What's up, team?

- How are you? - Hi, beauty.

- You look so cute. - Muah! Thank you. Thank you.

Look at this.

Okay, we're fittin' to get down to business today.

- You are actually Porsha Minaj in here.

- Muah! Yes, honey.

- Hey, boo. Muah. - Hi.

What you got on?

- Chanel, head-to-toe, baby.

So, well, I really wanted to make sure

we got a chance to get together today.

First, it should definitely be said that,

you know, there has been a big change, lately.

The past three years, I've been more focused

on anything I can do from home

because, obviously, I wanted to dedicate

more of my time to my family

and do what I could on the side.

But now, this is the main meal, okay?

We gotta eat.

- You're tryin' to be like Martha Stewart from Decatur.

- Or Martha Stewart straight outta prison

'cause she had to come out and go get it, okay?

Although I had a plan to retire at 40,

I want to continue to be taken serious

in the business world.

I lost some of that identifying solely as wife.

Cinderella gotta wake the hell up.

Soft life is over.

We need to really push the brands

outside of just home content.

We need to do commercials.

We wanna really do, like, real campaigns.

I'm building a billion dollar empire.

- So, I think Pamper is priority.

Yeah.

- We need to be focused on the full rebrand of Pamper.

- I am gonna expand and bring some duvets in there,

- as well. - Really?

- Yes, I'm bringing, um, comforters

and, um, the luxury line.

Pampered by Porsha is my line

that I started about seven years ago.

We've been basically just sheets,

but now I wanna expand the line.

It's time to open up into home decor.

My strategy in business has always been

to be honest and to build a lifestyle brand.

That's why every product that I offer

is somethin' close to my heart.

Next, I wanna get to GoNaked.

I love the lifestyle content.

All of it feels very organic to me.

- Do you plan to get more ambassadors,

uh, for GoNaked?

- We're always looking for ambassadors,

but they have to be serious about their content.

- Well... - What?

Um...

Drew reached out to me.

She wanted me to kinda sit down

with, um, her and Dennis.

He says, "You're well connected

"and trusted in the music business,

"and there's a lot of things that you can do

"to help us with Drew's music career."

And it was random because I was like,

when did Dennis become Quincy Jones?

[laughing]

- One of my main boundaries with Dennis is,

he doesn't need to be filming with Drew Sidora.

It's giving "Single White Female,"

which is cute when we're working together,

and you're wearing my wigs, but, bitch,

you can't actually be me.

As far as Drew, there are some other things

that she has not done according to her contract

that Go Naked Corporate will handle.

Go Naked hair does have a full blown team.

Attorneys.

We have admin.

We have HR.

I cannot just say, "Fire her."

That would not be proper business.

Am I hoping the bitch gets fired? Yes.

- What's the number to Go Naked Corporate?

- You got my number, don't you?

[laughing]

Hello. Yes, Go Naked Corporate.

**

[whistle blows]

- Come on. Uh-huh.

- Mommy! - Hi, baby.

[whistle blows]

- Come on. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on, all the way back.

You slowed down, 12.39.

How y'all feel? You think you're gonna be as fast?

- Come on. - Go, mommy, go.

- All right, cool. Let's get it. - You want me to do it, too?

- Let's try it one more time.

Yes.

- You gotta ask daddy if I can do it.

Dad, mommy's turn.

**

- Oh, yeah. - All right, go ahead.

- Get set. Go. - Whoo!

- Don't tear Achilles. [laughing]

[indistinct chatter]

Drew, are you injured?

- I think I ruptured my Achilles.

- Don't. It might tear. - Oow!

Ow, oh. Ow.

[laughing]

Mommy might be hurt.

- Ralph and I are better coparents

than we were as a married couple.

- Oh, man, it's like everything is a problem to her

because she's insatiable.

I tried to give her steak and lobster.

- You know what I'm saying? - It's about steak and lobster?

Like, I'm talking about how I feel. - Really, truly, that night,

she-she deserved a Lunchable.

- Yay! [laughing]

- That was good. - Well, we gotta finish.

We just gotta finish practice, real quick.

- Oh, I'm in the way? - Because-- yeah.

- Oh, sorry, my bad. Okay, guys.

[sighs]

I try to keep it cute for the sake of the kids.

- Everything good? - Everything is good.

I don't know what Ralph and his legal team

have up their sleeve,

so I have just tried to take it one step at a time

and save court for court, and when we're with the kids,

make the best out of it for them.

- This divorce process has been absolutely ridiculous.

It's long and extremely messy.

I just wanna make sure I have at least a minimum

of 50-50 custody of my kids.

[laughing]

I'm inside with these kids.

- I'm just-- I'm happy that we can coexist

without it being, like, you know, dramatic,

- you know? - Oh.

- JoJo is quiet, so he's not asking me,

but you see little changes.

- Machai brought me an article.

- What'd it say? - Us getting a divorce.

- It said divorce on there?

It said everything.

- It's been put in our order that we're not to discuss

the divorce at all to the kids,

and I kind of agree with that

'cause I'm honestly not ready to talk to the kids about it.

It will make it more real.

And then, of course, having to deal with

the aftermath of that is pretty scary.

- I think I've taken some time really to be reflective.

Okay.

- Think of all the articles you've sent me,

things like, "a narcissist, da-da-da-da-da-da-da."

- You are a narcissist. - You're crazy.

- You don't think you're a narcissist?

Ooh.

I gotta look up the definition of narcissism.

"People who are narcissistic are people that may lack

"the ability to understand or care

"about the feelings of others."

And I definitely feel like Ralph fits the bill.

He lacks EQ.

You can just own it. It's not a bad thing.

- If you-- if you believe it, I'm not even tripping.

If that's your experience of me, then that's your experience,

and I do apologize about that.

- You apologizing is a big deal. - A narcissist can't apologize.

- I'm just gonna let you know. - Oh, oh.

I know the definition.

- Okay, this is what I'm saying. As we're coparenting,

we need to start communicating more.

Like, if you want the kids,

I will gladly give you your kids.

All right.

I mean, we can definitely do something like that.

- Because I think the judge's order

may not be in the best interest

- for us and the kids. - Well, actually,

it's in the best-- it's really good, I think.

- I-I actually like that order. - Well, I--

I know you love being in the basement.

- Now, some may consider this the basement.

I consider this the lower level penthouse.

This is where I can come and just kick back, relax.

So, now that I have a little extra time on my hands,

what would you like to drink?

- This is the life you wanted.

You wanted to be able to go where you wanted,

when you wanted.

- I'm just telling you it's not that, but, I mean,

if you wanna believe that, then...

- Go ahead. Then what is it?

- I would say it's, you know, the respect.

When I got married, I wasn't playing with it.

I wanted a family, you know.

- Like, we'll forever be family, you know.

We're not arguing. We're not enemies.

Not right now.

- Ooh. - A couple--

- a couple weeks ago. - I mean, for this moment,

it's better.

I understand why it didn't work out,

and I just wanna make sure the kids are good.

Yeah.

- So, even though we have court,

I'm not trying to, like, fight and destroy you.

- Look, the only thing that I care about is my kids.

I think it's my curfew.

It's your weekend, so I'm gonna get outta here.

- All right, be safe. - Thanks.

**

**

- Hello. - Oh, hi, Kelli.

Hi.

- Look at you. You got your bazoombas out.

- Girl, you know, I'm outside a little bit.

- Girl, don't you have four kids?

Four, I have four.

- Oh, your body is banging, honey.

Ahh, thank you.

- Let me show you around a little bit.

Let me see.

- Was this a salon before? - No, it was nothing.

- Really? You did, like, a complete build out?

- It was a concrete box. Yes.

Of course, that's my wash area,

- very luxurious, darling. - Nice. I love the chairs.

Kenya reached out to me.

She's, like, trying to get the salon open

and just wants some advice.

- I still need to do a few more things to my office.

This is beautiful, though.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- And then I have my little fireplace,

my TV, and then I can look out here.

Yes, cute.

I love to be able to witness Kenya as an entrepreneur,

as a girl boss, as a business owner.

She reminds me a lot of myself.

- Oh, you have two different shoes on.

I do.

I'm having a little Sarah Jessica moment today.

- Okay, let's sit down. - Okay.

Wait a minute.

So, why do you have a bodyguard?

- You have a M-a-r-k, and I have a M-a-r-k.

- So, this is because of Mark?

- Was he abusive? - I-I--

I've had some situations.

- Physical threats? - Absolutely.

I have a restraining order, right now.

- Do you have proof that he was threatening you?

- Oh, he threatened me in court, girl.

We were in court, dealing with the divorce,

and they actually held him in contempt of court,

and he threatened to-to kill me.

Unfortunately, he can't see the girls right now

because of the threats towards me.

The judge awarded me a restraining order.

I can't afford to have my girls without a mom,

and I just wanna make sure that I am taking

all proper actions to make sure that our safety is secured,

no matter what.

Yeah.

- He was in handcuffs. - What are you fighting about,

- at this point? - Well, you know,

he wants the business.

- Did you have the business before you got married?

- We had the business together as--

- when we were married. - Okay.

- My business is almost eight years old.

We were married for 11 years.

- Oh. - Yeah.

When I left my husband, I told him,

"You just have your residual income.

"Allow me to do what I've always done,

"which is run the businesses."

He specifically told me that he would close everything,

and I would not have anything without him.

So...

- He tried to "Color Purple" you.

- [laughing] - Girl, he tried to Celie me.

- "Until you do right by me,

"everything--"

whew, he's trying to "Color Purple" you.

- Yeah, but I "Waited to Exhale" him,

- honey. - Yes.

- [laughing] - I actually really like Kenya.

I don't know what the deal is with Kenya and Brit.

I haven't experienced anything that Brit

has experienced from Kenya.

So, for me, I'm just like, is this the same person?

I applaud you.

Obviously, you're doing something right.

- I appreciate that. You know, it's been--

- Yeah, teach me. Like, I'm struggling.

- It's been hard work and dedication, girl.

- I'm struggling. How do you get people in the door?

- Honestly, it has been, like, a good word of mouth for me,

- completely word of mouth. - Well, I'm-- it's-- wow.

Are you gonna franchise?

- I want to. That was the plan.

You should.

It's okay. You'll get it right back.

- I blew my daughter's college education on the spa.

I gotta-- I don't know.

Did I do the right thing? I'm scared now.

- Absolutely, don't be scared.

Everything is gonna work out.

- I mean, literally, my heart is racing.

Like, I literally just-- I never said those words out loud.

It's gonna work.

[sighs]

Aww, don't cry.

I feel for her.

I know what it looks like to take everything

and put it into something and not knowing

if it's gonna work, and I know how it is to be scared,

but I definitely think that she is making the right moves

and the right steps, and it will pay off.

When God plants a seed,

sometimes he gives it just to you.

But if you believe in it, and you manifest it,

it's gonna all work out.

I promise you. Girl, you got this.

- I appreciate that. Give me a hug.

- Listen, we're gonna get her through college, girl.

We're gonna get her through college.

- Give me these big-- let me give these big boobs a hug.

[laughing]

**

Coming up next...

Hey.

- Hey, you performing tonight? - Don't I always?

**

**

- Hello. Welcome to Pasha.

Hi.

- Did you guys have a reservation?

- A reservation for two for Brit.

**

Hey, sis.

Hey.

Look who finally decided to join for lunch.

- Oh, my goodness. - Or dinner now.

- Right. Damn, long time.

It's been a long time.

- So, how's the kids? - They're probably, like, 6'3".

- Like... - They're not that tall yet.

- No. - What, honey?

- I don't even go that long without seeing them.

It's probably been what, like, a month

since I've seen them now, and that's, like,

the longest I've ever gone.

- Honey, you need to see your nephews.

- Okay. - That's why I'm so mad.

- Cher was definitely the big sister

that always held it down.

Me and Cher are three years apart.

In high school, it was tough for me.

Girls were always trying to fight me,

and Cher would drive on up to my high school

and be like, "Who I need to beat up in here?"

My name is Alexis.

I'll be taking care of you this evening.

- Okay, thank you Alexis. I'm gonna do the salmon kabobs.

- Um, I'll do the lobster linguine.

- Beautiful. - Thank you.

You're very welcome.

- Have you talked to mom? [sighs]

Don't make that face.

- Yeah, I talked to her. - Okay.

So, how was that? Are y'all good this week?

I probably blocked her.

- See, you gotta stop blocking everybody.

- But that's my defensive mechanism

when I don't feel like dealing with nobody.

- Yeah. If you block me because you're mad at me--

Brittany, I'm really hurt.

You was my closest support system.

- Yeah. - Before, when we have issues,

we'll still try to work that sh-- out.

- But I feel like I've always-- - But now, it's like,

oh, we got an issue. Good.

I'm gonna go spend time with my husband now.

But you did the blocking.

That's cutting off the communication.

Brittany...

- Yes. - Thank you, honey.

- You are so welcome. I hope you guys enjoy.

- Yes, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you so much.

- I had to do something. Y'all left me.

- I did not leave you. I got engaged.

- Girl, we was together every single day.

- That doesn't mean I leave you. I love you.

You're my sister.

- Like, damn, as soon as y'all get in a relationship,

everything is just, oh, well, I got a husband now,

and I got a family, and we're just gonna

put you on the back burner.

- The real issue is-- - Was what?

- Why when I gotta have a conversation with you,

Mike is sittin' right there?

- That's my husband. Like-- - "That's my husband."

He's always typically around.

- I gotta have a relationship with the both of y'all now?

- No, you don't. - When I wanna be vulnerable--

- Well, I understand. - Or I wanna tell you

that I'm feeling depressed and anxiety,

and I don't have nobody to talk to, and--

- It's okay. I'm sorry. I understand.

And I know that's your man.

I'm not hating or nothing, but I-I still need this.

- Cher loves Mike, and Mike has been

like a big brother to her,

but I think she takes out her issues with me on him.

I want you to know this. Mike has been great to me.

You know, I don't have a lot of friends.

It's always been just me and family.

What I need you to help me with, call me and be like,

"Hey, Brit, I just wanna talk to you,"

or-or, "Let's just me and you go out and have dinner."

It's hard because she's not where she wants to be

in a relationship.

So, it's hard watching my happiness

when she's not in that same space.

- I love you. - I love you.

And I'm here, okay?

- And I-and I respect your marriage.

I respect what you got going on.

- Let's put all this sh-- aside, okay?

'Cause I know you don't wanna hear it,

but Mike keeps calling me, and he's like,

"It's time to come home."

Don't let this be the last time I see you,

and you just only call me for birthdays and dinners.

I love you, okay?

[phone buzzing]

[train whistle]

**

- Hey. - Hey.

- You performing tonight? - Yes, in the booth.

- Don't I always? - Oh.

- Oh, my God, I'm so excited about this record.

- Well, let's play the demo from the top.

- Yeah. - You gotta--

you gotta kill this, Drew.

* Ladies if they're sick and tired *

* then slide on 'em slide it *

* slide on 'em tried it slide on 'em *

Hey, Drew, you're single now.

You gotta get a guy that's a little, like, ahh.

- You feel me? - Not technically single.

Haven't signed on the dotted line.

Dennis is an intricate part of my album.

He is serving as my executive producer.

He is placing me with various award winning producers,

Grammy award winning writers.

We have a great partnership

to put out just an incredible body of music.

- Now, you gotta reel 'em in with the-the turn up.

- The guy-the guy has gotta be like, oh, man,

- you know, I got a shot. - The sexy sh--, yeah.

Yeah.

- Y'all are trying to get me in trouble.

Trouble with who?

- No, I've been in quite a lot of trouble these days, you know.

- When you show up anywhere on these cameras

with somebody else, it's gonna be a problem.

- Can you give us a minute, please?

I just need to have five minutes.

To be honest, there wasn't drama

with Dennis and I working together until now.

I don't know how genuine it is because Porsha is going through

a lot of things,

but this is not affecting Porsha.

When I go hang out with my girls--

Yeah.

- You know, it's a little stressful of an environment.

- Really? - Yes.

You know, she's going off because I'm working with you,

and you told me she was all good with it,

- but now she's not okay. - When we started this,

she was in, uh, in Nigeria eating fufu.

I didn't have to be like,

"Hey, look, this is what I got going on."

Can you bridge the gap?

And let's just, you know, clear the air.

- Well, you take the lead on that.

- Me and Porsha, at this point, it's like a closed door for me.

I have made several attempts to try and talk to her,

and you have to just let Porsha be Porsha,

and we'll talk on Porsha's time.

And if not, it is what it is.

- You ready for the booth? - Yeah, I'm ready.

- Yo, we gotta finish the outro.

- Get the first few lines. Yeah.

- Bitch, I need to breathe. - Go deeper wit' your voice.

- Bitch, I need to breathe. - Okay.

I need to breathe. That's the voice.

- And drag that breathe. Bitch, I need to breathe.

- Bitch, I need to breathe. Bitch, I need to breathe.

I'm about to step aside. I just got a new weave.

Ooh, Jesus, that song is kickin' my butt.

- This is really a hit, though. This is a hit, though.

Coming up next...

Some people be trying the wrong mother----ing ones.

- Yes, here we go. Here we go.

- They came looking for their moment.

Like, get the (BLEEP) outta here, bitch.

**

* This is for my people trying to make it *

* this is for my people trying to make it *

* yeah all I need is my baby *

* as we run around town up in ATL *

- Oh! Oh, you look so pretty.

- You look like you're just getting started.

- I know. I know.

I've been trying to come up with apologies for Angela.

All right, okay, okay.

* This is for my people trying to make it *

* this is for my people trying to make it *

* this is for my people trying to make it *

* yeah all I need is my baby *

- What are you--

are you just getting your makeup done?

- Yes, girl. - Kelli, what the (BLEEP)?

You're coming, right? The hood.

[laughing]

- I-- Girl, Mike is my security. I said--

Girl, yes, I do not feel safe.

- Have you talked to Drew since my birthday?

Hmm.

**

**

- Oh, my goodness, this is amazing!

- I love it, guys. - I'm so glad you love it.

- Oh, my gosh, this is beautiful.

- I am so glad. The floating candles...

- This is amazing. The ladies will love this.

Tonight's theme is Black excellence.

I wanted the ladies to wear all black, just super sexy.

- Look at you. Hi, beautiful. - Hi, lady.

- Hello, hello. - You look amazing. How are you?

- Hey, ladies. Hi. - Welcome.

- Hi. - How are you, beautiful?

- You look amazing. - You do, too.

This is amazing. Muah. I've never been here.

- Whoa, welcome. Welcome to The Bank.

- Wow. I never heard of The Bank

except for that it's in Bankhead, okay?

- People say The Bank is in a rough side of town.

I don't care what area it's in.

We're gonna enjoy ourselves, and that's that.

- Girl, what are we doin'? - Well, you said Black and chic.

I figured I would get Black and chic for you today.

- Hi. - Welcome to The Bank. Yes.

Is this a runway?

- I thought we were wearing black.

- What are you wearing? - Versace, honey.

- You are supposed to be wearing black.

- She was like I'm gonna show up in--

No, I didn't get the memo.

- Come on. It literally said all black.

I know she saw that, but it's cool, it's cool.

She can be twirling in the wrong color.

- Hi, baby. - You can let her in.

- It literally said black attire in, like,

- the bold letters. - I don't own black stuff.

I don't know. Hi, honey.

- Hi. - How are you?

That was a pat. That was a pat.

That wasn't a hug.

- That's a hug without getting makeup on me.

Here we go, Kenya.

Now, I've been trying to be nice to you.

So, you giving me this little pat,

not a hug, says everything.

Hey, sparkles.

- What does she have in her hand?

Here for it.

- I brought an olive branch, guys.

- Oh, my God, wait, this really is olive oil.

- Are we bringing an olive branch?

Yes.

- I feel like that's the type of switch

you spank somebody with. [laughing]

- Olive oil, this is my favorite.

My husband cooks with this all the time.

- Well, and I don't want you to cook with it.

I just want you to know that I am sincerely sorry

for attacking your physical appearance.

That's not like me,

and I just would like to start over.

Likewise.

- My love language is gifts, and she took it,

and it made me feel good.

I would've probably been like, pfft, beat it.

- So, ladies, we're gonna have a good night.

So, let's up, drink up, and have a good time, all right?

[applause]

- So, this is-- what is this? Salmon bites?

- Salmon bites. - Oh, I like salmon.

- Okay, and what are these? - Little egg rolls.

- Okay, what's inside? - Peach cobbler egg rolls.

- What's-what's inside? [laughing]

- Everything is southern, honey. We is in Bankhead.

Little collard green egg rolls.

- A little somethin'-somethin'.

Little chitlins rolled up.

- Little yam bites. [laughing]

- Girl, you know you brought some extra guests

- to my invite last weekend. - Okay.

- And I was like, well, she said

she was bringing her sister, but she didn't mention

she was bringing her makeup artist.

Oh, I know.

- And he stayed and didn't buy anything.

- Didn't buy anything? [laughing]

- You know, we all bought. - Did everyone buy something?

No.

Who didn't?

- What? What? - Who?

That's not true.

That's not true at all. I got a blazer for my son.

- I just didn't see you walk out the door with a bag.

- I assumed-- - If you read the message,

- the jacket is getting sent. - Do you want me to read it?

Let me read it.

- Oh, oh. - I'll read about it later.

Read about it later.

- You see it's on a group text, right?

I see Dennis texting.

Oh!

It's a group text, honey.

You see it's other people on there.

That Balmain jacket cost me, uh, $2,000, so...

- You spoke on buying something.

You even go as far as showing me

a text message of you speaking with a sales associate,

but you're not sending me a transaction.

You still didn't purchase anything.

You're drinking champagne, eating hors d'oeuvres,

and not buying anything.

Clearly, she's not used to being in these rooms,

supporting a cause.

Do better.

Thank you, ladies. I appreciate you

for making the event so successful.

You ladies came and spent your coins.

- Yes. - I'll try the alfredo.

- Um, let me do the oxtail plate.

- Um, I'm gonna do the salmon with crab meat and rice.

Wait, how is your hair spa?

- Good, yes, I'm having my grand opening.

So, all of you ladies are invited.

- I'm taking my weave out because I wanna get

that massage on my head.

- The head massage. - The-- yeah.

Yes, please support.

- I mean, we're supportive, but I want mine for free.

Like-- [laughing]

- Food-- there's food.

Oh, that looks amazing. [laughing]

Shamea, bring us up to speed with

everything that's going on in your life.

- Well, I'm in the studio, about to record an album.

I mean, Porsha know.

I've been singing in high school and talent shows,

and I did a song.

- Ooh. - Right on.

- And I just want your opinion on it.

- Why do I feel like it's a diss track?

- Have you-- you haven't heard it?

- No. - Okay, here we go.

Is this you?

- No, that's not her. That's Drew.

That's me.

- I don't know your singing voice?

Shh, you gotta listen.

* You never had somebody *

- You know that ain't Shamea's voice.

* Baby why waste your time *

* they can't love you like I do *

* so baby *

- Shamea, your song is amazing.

- Thank you, boo. - Wouldn't we all agree?

- Yes, it's great. - It's very good.

- [applause] - Yes.

Are you on it?

- Porsha, stop. You know my voice.

- That's a vibe. - Girl, that's so good.

- Are my ears misleading me for real?

Your ears didn't listen

- that whole time. - What does that mean?

Porsha is being shady.

She knows that's not one of my songs.

We don't sound the same.

- You never heard your best friend's music?

You don't know how your best friend sounds?

Something is not right.

- When I said it sounds like Drew,

it's because I think it sounds good.

I just genuinely thought it was Drew's song.

- What are these deposit slips for?

Yeah, thank you.

This is a chance to write down a question

to anyone in the group anonymously,

and you have to answer.

I'm taking all the questions.

- I got mine. I'm ready, baby.

- Shamea can't write with them gloves on.

The gloves are fierce.

And I did it all wrong

'cause I actually put the person's name on it.

- [laughing] - You were supposed to.

Oh, okay, okay.

Let's do this.

Shamea, would you do the honors?

- It says, "What did you do to thank your husband

for that Rolls Royce he bought you that night

- "in great detail?" - That's wild.

- [laughing] - I like that.

I like that.

[cheers] Yes, Shamea.

Oh!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

[laughing]

- Okay, "Angela, what is a secret

that you wouldn't want the group to know?"

- I mean, I'm such an open book.

No, no threesome.

I don't bring anyone to my bedroom.

- I did hear your husband was spicy.

He can be.

- No, I heard somethin' about Charles.

- What did you hear about Charles?

- Really? Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Porsha, you got some tea?

- Let's talk about it. - No, we'll wait.

No, no, no.

What did you hear about my husband?

- It's all right. Who's got the next question?

**

- Angela-- No, I heard something about Charles.

Porsha, you got some tea?

- Let's talk about it. - No, we'll wait.

No, no, no.

What did you hear about my husband?

- That's all right. Who's got the next question?

Oh, don't do that.

- Porsha doesn't even want to speak

about her own marriage and her own relationship.

Why did you mention my husband?

Like, don't even say Charles' name.

Don't even get it out. I'm sorry.

Nothin'.

[laughing]

- "Dear Kenya, what color panties do you have on?"

Are you serious?

What kind of kinky stuff is this?

Show us your panties!

No.

- Oh, no. [laughing]

- Kenya is harboring a [indistinct] down there.

Kenya, you have the biggest vagina ever.

She's fittin' to grab our food

with her damn coochie.

It's nice and cushioned.

- It said, how the hell are ya?

[laughing]

Kenya?

- I already had my question, so throw that question away.

- It says, "Why you so worried about happily married woman?"

- Women. - It's a habit.

- [laughing] - Is it a habit?

No, I'm just being silly.

- "To Kenya..." - I'm popular tonight.

- "Can you speak to Brit kindly and not with an attitude?"

I didn't write it, I promise.

The answer is yes.

I can speak to everyone kindly, without an attitude.

I think I have.

- Yeah, but we're talking about me, sweetheart.

- Why? Okay. - What do you mean why?

I-I have the floor, baby.

- Okay, you want a moment. Have your moment.

This is not a moment.

- Yeah, it's a big moment for you.

- How? You're having a moment.

Do you need to step out?

- Like... - I am a moment.

I can speak to everyone kindly.

- This wasn't about everyone. You want me to read it, again?

Everyone kindly.

- Would you like for me to read it, again, for you?

- I'm not gonna play these childish games.

Peasants cannot come for a queen.

- That was what? You said, "Peasant?"

We have olive oil here.

Please stop.

- I gotta go home. - Let's wrap it up, ladies.

- Yeah, she's done, let's go. - I didn't send for her.

- Thank you for using my catchphrase.

[laughing]

- Hey, girl, get the (BLEEP) outta here.

Yes, yes.

- Get the (BLEEP) outta here, bitch.

- Yes, here we go. - Some people be trying

the wrong mother----ing ones.

They be looking for their moment.

Here we go.

Ladies, I have gifts.

- Like, get the (BLEEP) outta here, bitch.

- Miss Brit is doing the absolute most.

Girl, what is this energy?

Brit is overreacting.

- Slow down a little bit. It ain't that deep.

- Let's just stop before we say somethin'

that we really don't mean.

Thank you so much.

- Kelli, Kelli, Kelli, Kelli. - Okay, Kelli with an "I."

- Come over here 'cause it's too loud.

- Okay. - Bye, Kenya.

- Wait, black girl magic, black girl magic.

Where is my husband?

Let me go call my husband that cares about me.

- Come on, come on. Uh-uh.

- She's trying to--

Yeah, it's too much.

- Wait, wait, let me come on this side,

so I can be aware of my surroundings.

Yes, what's up, baby?

- Drew, Porsha. - Bye, y'all.

- Bye. - Drew, come here for a second.

- Okay. - All right.

- No, we're not done. We're not done.

We're still catching this moment.

- Okay. - Okay, 'cause it's a lot.

- [laughing] - It's a lot.

- It's a lot. - Hold on, hold on.

Let me find my husband first.

- I have so many things, though.

- This is a lot. - I mean, I still got my pistol.

So...

Can I put this in the car?

Uh, I don't know.

[indistinct chatter]

- Go on. - Okay, thank you.

- You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.

I just wanna put this down.

Somebody find my husband.

Where you at, baby?

- Can I put mine-- yeah, I don't think my car is here.

- You don't? Okay, well, you wanna get in?

- Just get in. I'm gonna fit in there, too.

Yeah.

- Okay, baby, I'm ready. - Okay.

I gotta let that bitch know.

I'm not-- don't play with me, bitch.

- She's good, she's good, she's good.

- Everything is fine. You got--

Everything is cool. Everything is good.

- It was Kenya. - Kenya-- her little dipsy ass.

- Where is my husband? - Like, bitch,

play that sh-- in front of the cameras.

Don't play that with me. I don't play those games.

- Where is my husband? Black girl magic.

- I don't play them games. I got whips,

- ---ing pistols, everything. - Did we have a [indistinct]?

- Play that sh-- in front of them cameras.

Don't play that with me.

- They need to take-- come take this sh-- off.

- I'm not playing with her. - Brit, I love you.

- Do all that fake Hollywood sh--.

No, this is real life. This is real life.

- Give me a hug. - This is real life.

I don't play them type of games.

- Take this sh-- off. - You're gonna be respectful.

No ----ing peasant.

You're gonna be respectful around here,

and if you don't know, you're gonna learn today.

Today is the day you're gonna learn.

- No, these bitches-- I don't play this--

these ----ing games.

Kenya, you riding with us?

- Oh, you're going now? - Yeah.

- Oh, sure. I'll sit in the back.

You can drive me. I'm Miss Daisy.

I got you, honey.

- She's just one of those type of people

where she wants to keep poking,

and being dismissive, being manipulative.

- Why you got thongs back here?

Where you see a thong?

- Look. - Tongs!

Yeah, she said, "Thongs."

No, don't act like I got some-some hoochie mama

- dirty thongs back there. - Tongs.

Okay.

- Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...

- I found out that Ahmauri got married,

and it rocked me to my core.

When were you gonna tell me?

Four months.

- I would never want Kenya to feel

that I would want to harm her, period.

You need to tell her that.

- Hi, Kenya. I wanted to apologize.

Oh, oh.

I need to get everybody's attention, please!

Who is this ho?

- We're ready to go, right now.

Yeah, I wanted you to turn that off for me.