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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:10,140 IL: We worked the Jackson house. 2 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,570 ‐ LUKE: Class three shape‐shifting demon 3 00:00:11,570 --> 00:00:13,240 that bounces from person to person. 4 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:14,650 ‐ TV REPORTER: Both the Travis's, the victims 5 00:00:14,650 --> 00:00:16,350 of tonight's incident, 6 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:19,120 were clients of the same real estate firm. 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,690 ‐ LUKE: Something followed us home. 8 00:00:20,690 --> 00:00:21,830 ‐ SUSAN: How did it get up here? 9 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:23,660 ‐ AUGUST: It found a host. 10 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,530 ( Demonic howl ) 11 00:00:25,530 --> 00:00:29,140 ‐ PHIL: Did we get it? ‐ AUGUST: It rests in pieces. 12 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:30,610 ( Applause ) 13 00:00:31,110 --> 00:00:32,510 ‐ SUSAN: What's wrong? 14 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:34,120 ( Kiss ) 15 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:36,360 ‐ ROADIE MEGAN: You take us home. 16 00:00:42,130 --> 00:00:43,770 ♪ 50's pop song ♪ 17 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:47,440 ♪ Ooh‐ooh‐ooh‐ooh ♪ 18 00:00:50,520 --> 00:00:53,060 ‐ MALE SINGER: ♪ Listen people ♪ 19 00:00:53,460 --> 00:00:56,260 ♪ Go put on your dancing shoes ♪ 20 00:00:58,270 --> 00:00:59,840 ♪ Come on, people ♪ 21 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,640 ♪ Chase away these blues ♪ 22 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:07,790 ♪ 'Cuz tonight, yeah ♪ 23 00:01:08,390 --> 00:01:10,320 ♪ You know we gonna have‐‐ ♪ 24 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,860 ( 50's pop song grinds to a halt ) 25 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:13,700 ( Heartbeats ) 26 00:01:13,700 --> 00:01:15,770 ( Panting ) 27 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:17,340 ( Heartbeats continue ) 28 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,540 ♪ Melancholy music ♪ 29 00:01:31,670 --> 00:01:33,300 ‐ NELLIE: Please... 30 00:01:34,810 --> 00:01:37,110 It's time for me to go. 31 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:39,310 ( Metallic whoosh ) 32 00:01:47,730 --> 00:01:49,400 ♪ Emotional music ♪ 33 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:02,560 ( Whooshing air ) 34 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:06,440 ( Screams ) 35 00:02:07,740 --> 00:02:09,580 ( Air whooshes out ) 36 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:11,210 ( Wind blowing ) 37 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,830 ♪ Opening theme ♪ 38 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,630 ( Man screaming ) 39 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,700 ( Office phone rings in background ) 40 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,370 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 41 00:02:42,540 --> 00:02:43,710 ‐ AUGUST: How's he taking it? 42 00:02:43,710 --> 00:02:44,680 ‐ Not good. 43 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,880 Him and Megan got into a huge fight earlier 44 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,550 and clients have been calling, 45 00:02:48,550 --> 00:02:50,560 pulling their listings all morning. 46 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,230 ( Deep sigh ) 47 00:02:52,530 --> 00:02:54,200 ‐ LUKE: Okay... 48 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:57,910 So... 49 00:02:58,270 --> 00:03:00,510 it was Antonia Hablanis moving her listing 50 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:02,250 to Livingston‐Kent. 51 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:06,290 And the Kims have decided not to list with us because, uh... 52 00:03:06,290 --> 00:03:07,460 personal reasons. 53 00:03:07,460 --> 00:03:09,730 ‐ Rita Weiss is probably putting her sign in their front yard 54 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:10,930 as we speak. 55 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:12,430 ‐ Unless Bob Livingston 56 00:03:12,430 --> 00:03:15,240 has already sprayed it with his musky odor. 57 00:03:15,740 --> 00:03:18,550 ‐ And already the vultures gather 58 00:03:18,550 --> 00:03:21,390 and feast upon my flesh. 59 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:23,720 Aleister Crowley. 60 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:25,790 ‐ Any clients that they could take from us, 61 00:03:25,790 --> 00:03:27,970 we didn't deserve to keep. 62 00:03:27,970 --> 00:03:29,570 Can you run by and get our signs? 63 00:03:29,570 --> 00:03:31,910 ‐ You know, we could be huge assholes about it. 64 00:03:31,910 --> 00:03:33,040 ‐ These people signed contracts. 65 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:36,650 ‐ We will take satisfaction in being the grown‐ups here. 66 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,590 And in the thought of Bob Livingston having to 67 00:03:38,590 --> 00:03:42,260 disclose to prospective buyers that a lady with goat legs 68 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:44,630 goes clip‐clopping down the upstairs hallway 69 00:03:44,630 --> 00:03:46,300 every night at twelve‐oh‐three. 70 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,710 ‐ So... 71 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,250 We in trouble, or what? 72 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:56,760 ‐ Look, it's late. I need to think. 73 00:03:57,460 --> 00:03:58,930 We'll circle back tomorrow? 74 00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:04,870 ‐ We're in trouble. 75 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,640 ‐ First Travis. 76 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,010 Now this Jackson thing. 77 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:12,890 Two high‐profile incidents resulting in death and drama 78 00:04:12,890 --> 00:04:14,590 in less than a year. 79 00:04:14,590 --> 00:04:16,760 ‐ None of this is Luke's fault. 80 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:18,930 ‐ Tell that to Luke. 81 00:04:18,930 --> 00:04:20,600 ‐ Seriously, 82 00:04:21,410 --> 00:04:22,880 tell it to Luke. 83 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:24,810 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 84 00:04:27,050 --> 00:04:29,320 ( Bowling ball striking pins ) 85 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:41,850 ‐ CARL: Physics. 86 00:04:41,850 --> 00:04:43,480 That's all it is. 87 00:04:45,690 --> 00:04:47,490 Your release was too high. 88 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:51,100 Ball didn't have time to connect to the floor enough 89 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:54,740 for the friction to take hold to create the desirable 90 00:04:54,740 --> 00:04:58,450 30‐degree trajectory into the pocket. 91 00:04:58,450 --> 00:04:59,980 ‐ You really know how to suck the fun out of everything, 92 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:01,720 don't you? 93 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:03,890 ‐ So, how are things going? 94 00:05:03,890 --> 00:05:06,560 ‐ Oh, let's see... 95 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,470 I'm an industry pariah, 96 00:05:08,470 --> 00:05:10,600 clients are firing me left and right. 97 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,840 Responsible for domestic violence 98 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:14,750 and the death of innocents. 99 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:17,050 ‐ Well, you still have your health. 100 00:05:18,690 --> 00:05:19,960 ‐ You gonna bowl or what? 101 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:21,630 ‐ Ah. Wrong shoes. 102 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,910 ‐ Dad, what if I'd never been like this? 103 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:32,920 What if I'd never been able to see these things? 104 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,050 Talk to them? 105 00:05:35,050 --> 00:05:37,530 What if I'd just been born a normal kid? 106 00:05:37,530 --> 00:05:39,860 ‐ Who are you calling "these things"? 107 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,770 ♪ Emotional music ♪ 108 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:51,820 Nice one! ( Laughs ) 109 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:56,430 See what happens when you find a direction of impact 110 00:05:56,430 --> 00:05:59,030 to distribute the kinetic energy? 111 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,550 The answer, uh, 112 00:06:05,550 --> 00:06:07,120 to your question is, uh... 113 00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:11,630 You were a normal kid. 114 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,830 And if you weren't, 115 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,940 I'd've loved you every bit as much as I did. 116 00:06:20,610 --> 00:06:23,450 Your mother probably still would have left us. 117 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,390 Wasn't you, Luke. 118 00:06:25,690 --> 00:06:27,120 It wasn't even me. 119 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:30,100 It was her. 120 00:06:31,530 --> 00:06:34,640 ‐ She said I was a disappointment and a failure. 121 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,980 ‐ Now, that doesn't sound like her. 122 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:38,880 I knew her, Luke. 123 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:41,020 I knew her in the good times 124 00:06:41,020 --> 00:06:42,790 and, God, they were good. 125 00:06:44,930 --> 00:06:47,000 I loved her a long time. 126 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:50,470 Long after she left us. 127 00:06:52,810 --> 00:06:55,150 Can't say for sure I ever stopped. 128 00:06:57,820 --> 00:07:00,660 ‐ Well, that must not have been easy. 129 00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:02,460 ‐ She was in pain. 130 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,600 But she was never cruel. 131 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,910 ‐ People change. 132 00:07:11,210 --> 00:07:12,880 ‐ SUSAN: Hey, you. 133 00:07:14,250 --> 00:07:16,150 They told me you'd be here. 134 00:07:16,790 --> 00:07:19,600 Used to do a bit of bowling myself. 135 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,630 ♪ Bright music ♪ 136 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,860 ‐ So, let me guess: 137 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:34,630 Zooey thought I needed a pep talk 138 00:07:34,630 --> 00:07:36,660 and you drew the short straw. 139 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:43,140 ‐ It's wrong that you're blaming yourself 140 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:44,780 for Travis and Jackson. 141 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:45,980 Those things are gonna happen 142 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:48,490 with the kind of houses we sell. 143 00:07:50,490 --> 00:07:51,930 ( Ball hits pins ) 144 00:07:51,930 --> 00:07:53,630 ( Sigh ) 145 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,000 ‐ We are good, you and I. 146 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,040 We're good at the fundamentals. Marketing. Sales. Staging. 147 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,840 Financing. Hand‐holding. 148 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:00,910 ‐ We're damn good. 149 00:08:00,910 --> 00:08:02,780 ‐ These horror shows, 150 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:05,020 they make up a relatively small percentage of our listings 151 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:06,620 and our revenue. 152 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:09,700 They account for most of the time and aggravation. 153 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,230 I'm tired, Susan. 154 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:13,900 ‐ What are you saying? 155 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,550 ‐ Maybe it's time to cut bait. 156 00:08:18,550 --> 00:08:20,820 Make the safe, smart play. 157 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,190 Just take on the regular listings, 158 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:25,690 leave the other ones to October 31st, where they belong. 159 00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:29,500 ( Ball hits pins ) 160 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:34,980 ‐ That would impact everything. 161 00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:36,620 Allocation of resources. 162 00:08:36,620 --> 00:08:37,680 Staffing... 163 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:40,860 ‐ Well, Phil could continue to do our title work. 164 00:08:40,860 --> 00:08:43,700 Probably lose August to some place like NASA. 165 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:45,730 Or Hasbro. 166 00:08:45,730 --> 00:08:48,070 Zooey'd probably stay on for a while, for the dental 167 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:51,040 and free office supplies, but she'd get bored and she'd‐‐ 168 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,680 ‐ You need to think this through. 169 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,920 I feel like‐‐ 170 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,060 Like we‐we're doing some good. 171 00:08:58,130 --> 00:09:00,160 Real, existential good. 172 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,870 ( Chuckles ) ( Sighs ) 173 00:09:02,900 --> 00:09:05,710 ‐ If you're done, I'm gonna lock up. 174 00:09:06,740 --> 00:09:08,810 ‐ I just have one more. 175 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,170 ( Phone line trilling ) 176 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,910 ‐ Hey, it's Megan. Your move. 177 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:41,110 ( Message beep ) 178 00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:43,920 ‐ Hey. Uh, it's just me. 179 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,220 I know your class schedule is really insane. 180 00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:48,860 Was just hoping to see you again 181 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:51,260 if you want to see me. 182 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:54,810 Ah, anyway, give me a call. Or, even better, uh, 183 00:09:55,870 --> 00:09:59,210 text me when you want me to come over, okay? 184 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,650 Okay. 185 00:10:04,930 --> 00:10:06,930 ( Growl ) 186 00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:11,670 ‐ PHIL: We're a guitar 187 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:14,180 and a sheet cake away from being a support group. 188 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,720 ‐ SUSAN: Luke has a lot on his mind. 189 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:19,320 ‐ Hey, y'all. Let's make this quick. 190 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,830 Just got off the phone with a Lisa Neal in New York. 191 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,800 She got our name from Tessa Green. 192 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,370 ‐ Word of mouth. The best advertising. 193 00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:29,410 ‐ Ms. Neal's aunt Nellie recently passed away. 194 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:31,410 They didn't know each other; last living relative 195 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:33,820 type of thing. Anyway, she wants us to clean up the place 196 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:36,090 and liquidate it for the estate. 197 00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:37,220 ‐ Natural causes? 198 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,800 ‐ Sounds like it. She was almost 90. 199 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:43,000 ‐ Natural causes sounds like a nice change of pace. 200 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,670 ‐ So, I grew up in the neighborhood. 201 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:46,780 When I was a kid, 202 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,010 I used to make some extra money mowing their lawn. 203 00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:50,420 I never met Ms. Neal ‐‐ 204 00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:53,160 she never went outside as far as I know ‐‐ 205 00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:55,890 and I'd always find a couple of bucks stuck to the mailbox 206 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,430 with a clothespin. 207 00:10:57,430 --> 00:11:01,340 Years later I found out it was my dad putting out money for me. 208 00:11:01,340 --> 00:11:03,380 Felt sorry for the lady. 209 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:05,480 ‐ Your father sounds like a fine man. 210 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:07,120 ‐ He was. 211 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,220 Anyway, it is a nice, 212 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:11,420 normal place and I'm going to make it my project 213 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,100 for the next couple of days. 214 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,900 ‐ We can hire people. 215 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:17,970 ‐ I just need to be busy with something. 216 00:11:18,910 --> 00:11:21,010 I have a feeling this house is going to be pretty heinous 217 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:23,050 on the inside, so have Shelley Disposal 218 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:25,190 deliver a dumpster, would you? 219 00:11:25,190 --> 00:11:27,690 Pass my calls along to Susan, okay? 220 00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:31,400 I will check in once in a while. 221 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,040 ♪ Placid music ♪ 222 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:36,910 ‐ I am late for a showing. 223 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:43,460 ( Elevator arriving ding ) ‐ Uh, wait! 224 00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:45,730 My tools are still in your... 225 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,730 Trunk. 226 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:53,440 I need to check my M. E. D.'s screening algorithm. 227 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,350 I never should have missed that second Roadie. 228 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:58,950 ‐ How could you know? 229 00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:01,060 Roadies never travel in even numbers. 230 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,330 ♪ Pensive music ♪ 231 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:10,780 ( Engine turns off ) 232 00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:14,380 ( Birds chirping ) 233 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,190 ( Car door closes ) 234 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,520 ( Cell phone rings ) 235 00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,630 ‐ Hey, Zooey. 236 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:39,840 ‐ Hey. Megan's on the phone. She's looking for Luke. 237 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:40,940 ‐ I'll take it. 238 00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:42,870 ( Buzz ) ( Line ringing ) 239 00:12:42,870 --> 00:12:44,380 Megan, hi. 240 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,010 ‐ I need Luke. 241 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,090 ‐ He's tied up right now. 242 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:50,390 Is there something I can help with? 243 00:12:50,390 --> 00:12:51,990 ‐ It's a problem with the house. 244 00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:53,860 A big problem. 245 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,270 ‐ I just finished a showing not far from you. 246 00:12:56,270 --> 00:12:58,270 Do you want me to stop by? 247 00:12:58,270 --> 00:12:59,880 ‐ Yes. 248 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,380 ♪ Eerie music ♪ 249 00:13:19,250 --> 00:13:21,020 ( Blowing wind ) 250 00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:23,290 ♪ Eerie music swells ♪ 251 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:41,560 ( Door closes ) 252 00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,540 ♪ Eerie music continues ♪ 253 00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,030 ( Can opening ) 254 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,410 ( Loud belch ) 255 00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:14,420 ‐ Huh. I, uh... 256 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:17,060 Wonder how I got here? 257 00:14:18,970 --> 00:14:20,440 ‐ Calibration is perfect. 258 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:23,980 Problem must lie in the M. E. D. which 259 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:27,050 is still in Susan's trunk along with my 260 00:14:27,050 --> 00:14:30,320 acoustic propagation sound‐scope and my nanny‐cam. 261 00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:32,590 ‐ Nanny‐cam? 262 00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:36,100 ‐ Some technologies require no improvement. 263 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,970 ( Approaching footsteps ) 264 00:14:37,970 --> 00:14:41,310 ‐ So, I dug into this nice, normal Neal house. 265 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,120 It's built by Nellie's parents back in the 50's. 266 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,520 She would have been about 16 then. 267 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,490 She inherited the place just a few months later 268 00:14:48,490 --> 00:14:51,260 when her parents died in a freak accident. 269 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:54,500 ‐ I become apprehensive when the words 270 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,140 "freak" and "accident" are used concurrently. 271 00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:58,610 ‐ Yeah. 272 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:01,280 I tracked down the police report. 273 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:04,530 They each fell out of two different attic windows 274 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,330 at the same time. 275 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:08,630 ‐ Wow. And what are the odds? 276 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:13,010 ‐ Over the years, police have taken multiple complaints: 277 00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:15,610 garbage, weeds, varmints, et cetera. 278 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,550 Social services registered seven visits 279 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,960 in the last three years. 280 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,990 All attempts to remove Ms. Neal from the house 281 00:15:23,230 --> 00:15:24,630 failed. 282 00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:26,130 ‐ 'Til she got the big remove. 283 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:27,540 ‐ Yeah. 284 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:29,310 Face up on the porch. 285 00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:34,450 It was the first time anyone can remember seeing her outside. 286 00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,960 ‐ This seems like information Luke should know. 287 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,200 ‐ He's turned his phone off. 288 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,280 ‐ SUSAN: God, what happened? 289 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,450 ‐ MEGAN: That's the thing. 290 00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:50,050 I don't know! 291 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,120 I woke up in the library. 292 00:15:52,450 --> 00:15:55,030 It was a mess, just like this. 293 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:58,270 Someone was in the house! 294 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,300 ‐ Just awful. 295 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:03,580 I mean, you don't think it was... your ex? 296 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:05,750 ‐ Brock? 297 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,350 No, I don't think he's capable 298 00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:09,050 of this kind of irrational crime of passion. 299 00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:11,120 ‐ Did you change the locks? 300 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:12,530 ‐ Uh‐oh. 301 00:16:12,530 --> 00:16:14,200 ‐ Does anybody else have a key? 302 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,030 ‐ Only my real estate agent. 303 00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:18,710 ‐ I think we can rule him out. 304 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,210 Maybe you should call the cops. I mean, what if it's some 305 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:22,710 creepy person? 306 00:16:22,710 --> 00:16:25,550 ‐ Or, worse yet, what if it's not? 307 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:30,730 ‐ You need to get out of here. It's time. 308 00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:33,100 ‐ Well, I found a place I love. 309 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,340 Luke has it under contract, pending inspection, 310 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,710 title search and... 311 00:16:36,710 --> 00:16:38,380 ( Sigh ) 312 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:39,650 Where is Luke? 313 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:42,420 ‐ You haven't talked to him? ‐ Mm‐mm. 314 00:16:43,690 --> 00:16:45,360 ‐ Oh, come on! 315 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:46,630 ‐ What? 316 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:49,700 ‐ This says I missed 12 messages from Luke! 317 00:16:50,170 --> 00:16:52,510 Where have I been? 318 00:16:52,510 --> 00:16:54,180 What is going on? 319 00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:55,610 ♪ Upbeat music ♪ 320 00:16:55,610 --> 00:16:58,320 ‐ I need to go to my car for a quick sec. 321 00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,760 I will be back. 322 00:17:00,490 --> 00:17:02,130 ( Sigh ) 323 00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:08,740 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 324 00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:19,800 ( Van motor turns off ) ( Van doors open ) 325 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:22,530 ‐ Took you guys long enough. 326 00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:25,340 ‐ We hit a lot of red lights. 327 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:26,780 ( Birds chirping ) 328 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,410 Must be inside. 329 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:36,360 PHIL: Luke? 330 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,800 ‐ ZOOEY: Hello? 331 00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:40,700 ( Deep bass whoosh ) 332 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,850 ‐ TEEN ZOOEY: Who the hell are you?! 333 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,550 ‐ TEEN PHIL: Who are you? 334 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,520 ‐ TEEN AUGUST: Freaky‐deaky. 335 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:56,100 ‐ Um, what is this place? 336 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,410 ‐ I've never seen it before. 337 00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:00,710 ‐ Yeah, no, I'm out of here. 338 00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:02,780 ( Screeches and howling wind ) 339 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:06,560 Or not. 340 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,290 ‐ So, 341 00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:10,330 I mean, I guess we go... 342 00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:11,830 That way? 343 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:13,600 ‐ Yeah, let's do that. 344 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:16,610 ♪ Eerie music ♪ 345 00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:18,850 ‐ TEEN AUGUST Hello, is anybody here? 346 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,720 ‐ I was just on my way to not going to school and then 347 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,560 all of a sudden, I'm here. 348 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,860 ‐ I was going to church for choir practice. 349 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:28,670 ( Teen Zooey scoffs ) 350 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:30,540 What's your story? 351 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,610 ‐ TEEN AUGUST: I was fixing the tractor. 352 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,850 It kept stalling, I'm pretty sure it was the fuel line. 353 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:36,850 ( Chuckles ) ‐ You're a farmer? 354 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:40,360 ‐ I live on a farm. It doesn't define me. 355 00:18:41,690 --> 00:18:43,330 Whoa. 356 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:46,370 This is a top‐of‐the‐line Commodore 64! 357 00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:48,740 It hasn't even been released to the public yet. 358 00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:51,380 Man, I'd love to mess with this thing. 359 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,480 Uh, if only I had some... 360 00:18:55,890 --> 00:18:57,560 Tools. 361 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,600 ‐ Can we please just keep moving? 362 00:19:02,230 --> 00:19:03,700 ♪ Psychedelic music ♪ 363 00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,620 ‐ You guys go ahead. 364 00:19:14,860 --> 00:19:16,490 ♪ Angelic music ♪ 365 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,240 ‐ TEEN ZOOEY: Whoa. 366 00:19:23,610 --> 00:19:25,250 What are those? 367 00:19:25,950 --> 00:19:28,720 ‐ Only my favorite candy of all time. 368 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,560 Moby Dick. 369 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,660 I always wanted to read this. 370 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:51,700 ‐ Spoiler alert: the fish did it. 371 00:19:53,370 --> 00:19:56,310 ‐ You know, all my favourite things in one room. 372 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:58,950 ‐ Congratulations on your low threshold for happiness. 373 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:01,950 This room's creeping me out. 374 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:17,850 Oh, hello. 375 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:22,930 ♪ 80's electronic music ♪ 376 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,730 Oh, sick. 377 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:41,400 ( Clicking ) 378 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,800 ‐ TEEN LUKE: All right, shit waffle. 379 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,310 You really want a piece of this? 380 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:48,810 Bring it, bitch! I will‐‐ 381 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,980 ‐ What is that? ‐ He sounds pissed. 382 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,620 ‐ Bam! 383 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,760 No! No!!! 384 00:20:55,590 --> 00:20:57,360 ‐ Sad Girl! 385 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:58,830 Altar Boy! 386 00:20:59,330 --> 00:21:00,770 Hi! 387 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:03,040 ‐ Come on. We should all stick together. 388 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,610 ‐ TEEN LUKE: I am gonna reach 389 00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:06,050 through that screen and kick your pale ass. 390 00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:08,320 Oh, no. I don't think so. 391 00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:09,960 Bam! 392 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,590 Eat hot smoking death! 393 00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:13,330 ( Video game sounds ) 394 00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,000 Shit waffles! 395 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,380 People of Earth! Welcome! 396 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:25,890 ( Chuckling ) 397 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:30,400 ( Sighs ) ‐ Voicemail again. 398 00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:35,370 ‐ Did you guys have some kind of a... 399 00:21:35,370 --> 00:21:37,640 Disagreement after the awards? 400 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,950 ‐ Did we? Why is that night such a blur? 401 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,920 I remember watching you up at the podium. 402 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,490 You looked so great. 403 00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:46,760 ‐ Stop. 404 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,770 ‐ Strong and powerful, yet humble. 405 00:21:48,770 --> 00:21:50,400 ‐ Cut it out! 406 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,470 Eventually... 407 00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:55,550 ‐ And the next thing I remember, I was here. 408 00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:57,950 Alone, passed out on the couch. 409 00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:01,490 And the place looked like this. 410 00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:02,930 ( Both sigh ) 411 00:22:03,630 --> 00:22:05,700 ‐ Well, I have no idea what happened. 412 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,640 But if it happens again, we're gonna know. 413 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,080 This is August's bag. Amazing stuff. 414 00:22:11,650 --> 00:22:13,410 ♪ Pensive music ♪ 415 00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:17,620 ( Booming bass hit ) 416 00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:20,660 Don't touch this. You know what that can do. 417 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:22,930 Here we go. 418 00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:27,040 If somebody ‐‐ or something ‐‐ is creepy‐crawling you, 419 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:29,550 this hidden camera's gonna catch them red‐handed. 420 00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:32,850 I'm gonna look for a place to hide it. 421 00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,560 ♪ Eerie music ♪ 422 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,830 ( Growl ) 423 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:43,710 ( Birds chirping ) 424 00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:46,010 ‐ TEEN LUKE: Get ready to lose. 425 00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:48,180 ‐ I am losing. 426 00:22:48,180 --> 00:22:50,020 I don't like it. 427 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,760 ‐ Stop moving! 428 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,530 ‐ I don't like pain. It hurts. 429 00:22:53,530 --> 00:22:56,670 ‐ I thought farm boys were supposed to be tough? 430 00:22:56,670 --> 00:22:58,670 ‐ I need a touch of herbal anesthesia. 431 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,010 ( Lighter flicking ) 432 00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:01,950 ‐ Don't forget your old friend. 433 00:23:01,950 --> 00:23:03,650 ( Low video game sounds ) 434 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:05,120 ‐ Bodacious. 435 00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,420 ‐ Bodacious? 436 00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:10,500 How old are you? 437 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,900 ‐ 16. 438 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,510 ‐ I'm 16 and I've never heard that word used 439 00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:17,580 in anything other than ironic context. 440 00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:20,150 Bodacious? ( Laughs ) 441 00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:22,520 What year were you born? 442 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,390 ‐ 1965. 443 00:23:26,190 --> 00:23:27,860 ‐ What? 444 00:23:28,430 --> 00:23:30,000 Luke, 445 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,670 what about you? 446 00:23:31,940 --> 00:23:33,780 ‐ What about me what? 447 00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,850 ‐ When were you born? Sad Girl's checking IDs. 448 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:39,820 ‐ '84. ( Exhales ) 449 00:23:40,090 --> 00:23:41,760 ‐ Yeah. Same. 450 00:23:42,230 --> 00:23:43,900 ‐ '98, '65. 451 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,570 ‐ But we're all 16? 452 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:49,980 ‐ What if we're dead? 453 00:23:51,650 --> 00:23:53,050 Wait ‐ what if this is hell? 454 00:23:53,050 --> 00:23:54,550 ‐ TEEN AUGUST: Naw. 455 00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:55,990 The weed's too good. 456 00:23:59,860 --> 00:24:01,500 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 457 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:04,170 ‐ It's the house. 458 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,880 It's the house! 459 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:12,050 It‐it brought us all here and‐and made us 16 and it... 460 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:16,190 It's giving us everything it thinks we want. 461 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:21,270 Yeah, you got books and‐and sugary jumper cables. 462 00:24:21,270 --> 00:24:24,210 You got old computers and weed. 463 00:24:24,210 --> 00:24:26,880 And Mallomars and... 464 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,520 Non‐productivity. 465 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:29,620 ‐ You got piercings. 466 00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,620 ‐ Yes! 467 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,830 ‐ All right, so think of something else you want. 468 00:24:32,830 --> 00:24:34,500 ‐ Um... 469 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,200 Okay. 470 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,870 ♪ Mischievous music ♪ 471 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:42,010 Uh! 472 00:24:46,790 --> 00:24:48,220 It knows me. 473 00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:50,500 And I think 474 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,830 it likes me. 475 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,940 ‐ It seems to be 476 00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:57,280 telepathically reading our desires 477 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,910 and then leveraging them to keep us here. 478 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,140 ‐ Does anyone want to play Foosball? 479 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:14,810 ‐ Oh, hell, yes. 480 00:25:15,150 --> 00:25:16,780 ‐ Seriously? 481 00:25:17,050 --> 00:25:18,850 ♪ Mischievous music continues ♪ 482 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,570 ( Doors creak open ) 483 00:25:30,210 --> 00:25:31,880 Oh, yeah. 484 00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:36,590 ♪ Mischievous music fades out ♪ 485 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,220 ‐ This is motion‐activated 486 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:41,130 to record anything that moves through the front hall. 487 00:25:41,130 --> 00:25:42,730 ( Growl ) 488 00:25:42,730 --> 00:25:44,170 ♪ Eerie music ♪ 489 00:25:48,610 --> 00:25:52,020 So, you and Luke might want to control yourselves so we can, 490 00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:54,660 you know, keep our PG‐13 rating. 491 00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:56,260 ‐ Oh. ( Chuckles ) 492 00:25:57,860 --> 00:26:00,670 ‐ Could you, uh, put that thing away? 493 00:26:00,670 --> 00:26:02,110 Gives me the creeps. 494 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,980 ‐ Sure took care of those Roadies, right? 495 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:08,280 Poof. 496 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,290 ♪ Pensive music ♪ 497 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,990 Just like the Jackson kid's drawings. 498 00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:35,100 Three Roadies? 499 00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:42,620 ( Growling ) 500 00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:44,060 Uh... Megan? 501 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,900 ( Squelching ) ( Bones crunching ) 502 00:26:55,010 --> 00:26:56,680 Ah! ( Scream ) 503 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,240 ‐ The hell? 504 00:27:08,270 --> 00:27:10,380 What happened to all my hardware? 505 00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:12,050 ♪ Eerie music ♪ 506 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,370 ( Knife hits solid surface ) 507 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,710 No way. 508 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:30,010 This place is faking it. 509 00:27:30,010 --> 00:27:31,820 ♪ Eerie music swells ♪ 510 00:27:32,690 --> 00:27:34,260 Yeah, no. I'm outta here. 511 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,070 ( Rumbling ) 512 00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:45,180 ( Bang ) 513 00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:48,150 ‐ MALE VOICE Vos... volos... nimis! 514 00:27:49,990 --> 00:27:53,060 ‐ Okay. This may work with somebody else, but... 515 00:27:53,060 --> 00:27:54,760 Shi‐‐ 516 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,200 Noo!! 517 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:58,100 ( Screaming ) 518 00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:00,810 ♪ Hip‐hop music ♪ 519 00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:03,180 ‐ MALE HIP‐HOP SINGER ♪ I just have to have her ♪ 520 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,850 ♪ She puts up a fight ♪ 521 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,390 ♪ I keep jabbing at her ♪ 522 00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:08,120 ( Foosball men and ball clatter ) 523 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,960 ‐ Yes. 524 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,770 ♪ ...with her lustful combinations. ♪ 525 00:28:11,770 --> 00:28:13,370 ♪ I become impatient ♪ 526 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:16,040 ‐ Where is Sad Girl? 527 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,310 ‐ Probably giving herself a tattoo. 528 00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:20,450 ♪ ...like when I caught my case an... ♪ 529 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:22,490 ‐ I'm gonna go check on her. 530 00:28:22,490 --> 00:28:24,390 ♪ She says bye to me ♪ 531 00:28:24,390 --> 00:28:26,030 ♪ Eerie music ♪ 532 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,100 ‐ ROADIE MEGAN: This house, 533 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:02,970 it's a feast! 534 00:29:02,970 --> 00:29:05,310 So much pain and confusion and heartbreak. 535 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,080 You took two of my lives, 536 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,390 but now 537 00:29:12,390 --> 00:29:14,060 I'm home. 538 00:29:19,100 --> 00:29:20,770 Oh! Ah! 539 00:29:20,970 --> 00:29:22,840 ♪ Triumphant music ♪ 540 00:29:26,350 --> 00:29:28,080 ( Whoosh ) 541 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,820 No! 542 00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:32,430 ‐ ROADIE SUSAN: Oh. You want this back? 543 00:29:35,030 --> 00:29:36,800 ( Whoosh ) 544 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:38,240 ( Demonic growl ) 545 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:47,820 ( Clattering ) 546 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,490 ‐ MEGAN: Ah. ‐ SUSAN: You okay? 547 00:29:49,490 --> 00:29:51,030 ( Groan ) 548 00:29:51,030 --> 00:29:53,070 ‐ Yeah. You? 549 00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:54,540 ‐ Yeah, I think so. 550 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,170 ‐ Ahh. 551 00:29:56,170 --> 00:29:57,880 You hit hard. 552 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,350 ‐ Oh. You're sweet. 553 00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:01,020 ( Megan laughs ) 554 00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:02,790 ( Video game sounds ) 555 00:30:08,870 --> 00:30:10,540 ‐ Oh, dear. 556 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,270 ‐ I can't find Sad Girl. 557 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,310 ‐ Did you check her room? 558 00:30:15,310 --> 00:30:17,220 ‐ It's not her room anymore. 559 00:30:17,220 --> 00:30:18,850 And I think she was right about this place. 560 00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:21,290 It's giving us stuff to‐to try to keep us here, 561 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:23,160 but it's‐‐ None of it's real. 562 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,400 ‐ All of my screwdrivers are the same size. 563 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,900 And, have you noticed, your score hasn't changed 564 00:30:27,900 --> 00:30:29,840 in the last 20 minutes? 565 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,050 ‐ That sucks. 566 00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:35,020 ‐ All my books, no matter what the title is, 567 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:37,490 every page is page 339 from Moby Dick. 568 00:30:38,290 --> 00:30:40,030 ‐ Is it an important page? 569 00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:42,000 ‐ It deals with blubber removal. 570 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,570 ‐ Well, there you go. 571 00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:48,240 ‐ I can't live in a world where the books only have one page! 572 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,580 ‐ Vos... 573 00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,920 volos nimis! 574 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,190 ‐ Vos volos... 575 00:30:56,030 --> 00:30:57,430 ‐ Nimis. 576 00:30:57,430 --> 00:30:59,230 That's Latin. 577 00:30:59,230 --> 00:31:01,300 It means "you want too much". 578 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,170 ‐ Too much... what? 579 00:31:04,910 --> 00:31:06,350 ‐ Ah! 580 00:31:06,550 --> 00:31:08,620 Help! Help! Ah! Grab my hands! 581 00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:11,120 Grab my hands, please! Please! 582 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,160 ( Yelling and efforts ) 583 00:31:13,630 --> 00:31:15,300 ( Screaming ) 584 00:31:20,340 --> 00:31:22,150 ‐ Man, this is bullshit! 585 00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:25,420 ( Screaming ) 586 00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:34,400 ( Yell ) 587 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,510 ( Impact, grunt ) ‐ Oh! 588 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,680 ‐ Ah! 589 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,280 Am I back to myself? 590 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,090 ‐ Back to your creaky mid‐thirties. 591 00:31:43,090 --> 00:31:45,390 ‐ I forgot how much 16 sucked. 592 00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:48,570 ‐ I was getting too young for this shit. 593 00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,230 ‐ Here. 594 00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:53,270 Ah, you, too. Come on, Altar Boy. 595 00:31:53,270 --> 00:31:54,640 ‐ Ah! 596 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,280 ‐ So, any ideas on what just happened? 597 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,950 ‐ We call it a glamor of some kind. 598 00:31:59,950 --> 00:32:02,160 That house makes you happy and secure, 599 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,160 gives you everything you want 600 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,270 except it keeps you 16 forever. 601 00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:09,010 ‐ But only in the house. 602 00:32:09,570 --> 00:32:11,410 ‐ And something was off. 603 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:15,180 The glamor, it wasn't perfect. All my piercings disappeared. 604 00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:17,160 ‐ My books only had one page. 605 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,130 ‐ It appears the house isn't strong enough 606 00:32:19,130 --> 00:32:21,300 to properly service a party of four. 607 00:32:22,500 --> 00:32:23,970 ‐ There can only be one. 608 00:32:23,970 --> 00:32:25,370 ‐ PHIL: Like Nellie. 609 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,380 The house is holding auditions for her replacement. 610 00:32:30,380 --> 00:32:32,190 ‐ And Luke just made call‐backs. 611 00:32:32,190 --> 00:32:34,060 ♪ Edgy music ♪ 612 00:32:34,060 --> 00:32:35,120 We gotta get him out of there. 613 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,560 ‐ Mm. 614 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,450 ( Squelching, whoosh ) 615 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,990 ‐ Ah, okay. 616 00:32:50,990 --> 00:32:52,560 I got no other plans. 617 00:32:53,330 --> 00:32:55,030 ( Door creaks ) 618 00:32:59,610 --> 00:33:02,150 ( Door slams ) ( Squelching ) 619 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,550 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 620 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:07,760 Dad? 621 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,430 ‐ Skipped a generation. 622 00:33:12,770 --> 00:33:14,440 ‐ So... 623 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,170 The house thinks the thing I need the most 624 00:33:16,170 --> 00:33:19,510 is a lively round of golf with my middle‐aged self? 625 00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:21,350 ‐ Who you calling middle‐aged? 626 00:33:21,550 --> 00:33:23,720 ‐ You look a little weathered, dude. 627 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,220 ‐ I got one word for you. 628 00:33:25,220 --> 00:33:27,360 It's an important one and it's one I'll hope 629 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,700 you'll remember in the years to come. 630 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,640 Moisturizer. 631 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:34,710 ♪ Melancholy music ♪ 632 00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:36,350 Anyway... ( Echoes ) 633 00:33:38,790 --> 00:33:42,090 It's a pretty sweet gig you got here, right? 634 00:33:42,090 --> 00:33:43,060 ‐ It's okay. 635 00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:45,360 ‐ Okay? This house gives you everything you want, 636 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,340 when you want it. 637 00:33:47,340 --> 00:33:49,810 You're not going to get that good a deal out there, Luke. 638 00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:51,480 Trust me. 639 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,350 ‐ I know. 640 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,450 ( Putter strikes ball; ball hits obstacle ) 641 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,130 ‐ Now, out there, 642 00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:02,130 you're on your own. 643 00:34:02,130 --> 00:34:03,640 You want something? 644 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,240 Good luck! 645 00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,410 You start needing people, they need you. 646 00:34:07,410 --> 00:34:09,550 You get attached, bonded 647 00:34:09,550 --> 00:34:11,250 and it gets complicated. 648 00:34:13,150 --> 00:34:14,760 And one day you just... 649 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,630 You lose them. 650 00:34:17,230 --> 00:34:18,670 Like Dad. 651 00:34:20,130 --> 00:34:21,700 ‐ Something happens to Dad? 652 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:23,810 ‐ Life happens to him, buddy. 653 00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:28,180 Death is a part of life. 654 00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:29,550 Usually the quiet part. 655 00:34:29,550 --> 00:34:31,360 ( Echoes several times ) 656 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:35,160 So, here's the pitch: 657 00:34:35,570 --> 00:34:37,840 You stay here and none of it happens. 658 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,580 None of the complications, none of the muss, the fuss, 659 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:43,410 scary nights, the sad goodbyes. 660 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,160 ‐ So, what do I do? 661 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,700 ‐ You make the safe, smart play. 662 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:57,440 You tell this house this is all you want. 663 00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,880 ‐ Out loud? 664 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,220 ‐ You think this house can read your mind? 665 00:35:02,220 --> 00:35:03,690 Well, right. 666 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,130 Duh. 667 00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:07,560 But, yeah. 668 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,430 You say it out loud. 669 00:35:16,310 --> 00:35:18,720 ‐ So, how do we convince someone who is inside the house 670 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,620 who doesn't know that we're outside the house 671 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:22,290 to leave the house? 672 00:35:23,630 --> 00:35:25,600 ‐ Yeah, a bit of a conundrum. 673 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,370 ‐ Well, we all went in through the front door, 674 00:35:27,370 --> 00:35:29,840 but we all got ejected through the window, right? 675 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,380 So, the window is the way out, okay. 676 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:33,580 Okay, so, 677 00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:35,250 what if I call Anthony? 678 00:35:35,250 --> 00:35:37,560 I'm pretty sure he can remove the entire window frame, 679 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,900 otherwise, he'll have to use glass cutters and very carefully 680 00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:42,870 cut around the ornamental glass, 681 00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:44,740 unless it's thermal pane‐‐ 682 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,370 ‐ Stand back! 683 00:35:48,610 --> 00:35:50,250 Yes! 684 00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:52,520 ‐ That's another way to go. 685 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,890 ( Tinkling glass ) ( Reverse whoosh ) 686 00:35:54,890 --> 00:35:56,460 ‐ Ahh. 687 00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:57,930 ( Zooey sighs ) 688 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,400 ( Rock hitting turf ) 689 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,870 ♪ Tense music ♪ 690 00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:09,390 ‐ What's going on? 691 00:36:09,390 --> 00:36:10,720 What happened to my friends? 692 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,490 ‐ Friends? ( Scoffs ) 693 00:36:13,530 --> 00:36:15,200 Those weren't your friends. 694 00:36:16,530 --> 00:36:18,200 You have no friends! 695 00:36:18,940 --> 00:36:20,640 You have ghosts 696 00:36:21,210 --> 00:36:22,750 and demons. 697 00:36:23,510 --> 00:36:25,550 Things that whisper at you from under your bed. 698 00:36:25,550 --> 00:36:28,660 You have work 24‐7, and that is all you have, 699 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:30,390 you motherless freak. 700 00:36:33,700 --> 00:36:36,510 You are going to be alone forever, Luke. 701 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,680 Alone with the screams 702 00:36:40,310 --> 00:36:41,720 and the whispers. 703 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,760 Busting your ass, never a vacation. 704 00:36:44,420 --> 00:36:45,890 Burnout city. 705 00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,270 Or you can say the words 706 00:36:50,940 --> 00:36:52,570 and stay here forever. 707 00:36:53,710 --> 00:36:55,410 Safe, 708 00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:58,590 unburdened, 709 00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,560 unchallenged. 710 00:37:02,490 --> 00:37:03,960 Just say, 711 00:37:04,860 --> 00:37:06,700 "This is all I want." 712 00:37:15,890 --> 00:37:17,560 ‐ This is, ah... 713 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:18,990 ( Clears throat ) 714 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:23,430 This is all, um... 715 00:37:29,610 --> 00:37:31,380 But, se‐see the thing is, 716 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,460 I want more. 717 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:37,300 ♪ Triumphant music ♪ 718 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:38,870 I hear the voices and 719 00:37:39,730 --> 00:37:41,500 I want to talk back. 720 00:37:42,910 --> 00:37:44,610 I‐I see these things, 721 00:37:45,380 --> 00:37:46,880 these people 722 00:37:47,050 --> 00:37:48,720 who are lost, and... 723 00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:53,390 I want to help them find whatever's out there to find. 724 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,360 M‐maybe that's 725 00:37:56,370 --> 00:37:57,870 god, or... 726 00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:59,770 Maybe it's just... 727 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,350 Peace. 728 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,990 Or, uh... 729 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,030 Maybe it's a miniature golf course, which, 730 00:38:09,390 --> 00:38:10,860 by the way, 731 00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:12,770 this is not. 732 00:38:12,770 --> 00:38:14,800 ( Electric arcing and crackling ) 733 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:17,410 ♪ Music turns dark ♪ 734 00:38:19,550 --> 00:38:21,520 ( Whoosh ) 735 00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:27,760 ‐ This is why we can't have nice things. 736 00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:38,890 ‐ ADULT LUKE: Luke! 737 00:38:38,890 --> 00:38:40,690 ♪ Gentle music ♪ 738 00:38:42,930 --> 00:38:45,430 Are you sure you wanna do this? 739 00:38:46,430 --> 00:38:48,770 ( Low rumble ) ( Whoosh ) 740 00:38:53,820 --> 00:38:55,720 ( Rushing wind ) 741 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,520 ( Jumbled voices; screeching ) 742 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,090 ‐ TEEN LUKE: Dad, are you even here? 743 00:39:00,090 --> 00:39:01,930 ‐ LUKE'S MOTHER: You never had a family. 744 00:39:01,930 --> 00:39:03,070 ‐ LUKE: Stay with me! 745 00:39:03,070 --> 00:39:04,840 ‐ I was being honest. 746 00:39:06,810 --> 00:39:08,710 A guy like you‐‐ 747 00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:10,580 Like us‐‐ 748 00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:13,420 who doesn't see the world like everybody else... 749 00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:15,790 It is tough out there. 750 00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:21,140 A lot of people are going to push you away. 751 00:39:21,140 --> 00:39:22,940 Mom was just the start. 752 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,480 Or we could stay here, 753 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,420 never give them the chance. 754 00:39:28,420 --> 00:39:29,720 ( Whispering voices ) 755 00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,490 Don't go out there, Luke. 756 00:39:31,490 --> 00:39:32,960 You'll be sorry. 757 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:37,700 ‐ What'd Dad always tell us? 758 00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:42,580 "Ships are safe at harbor." 759 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,860 ‐ That's not what ships are for. 760 00:39:52,630 --> 00:39:54,170 ‐ Everybody okay? ‐ Luke! 761 00:39:54,170 --> 00:39:56,470 ‐ Bud! ‐ I believe so. 762 00:39:56,770 --> 00:39:58,610 ‐ What happened in there? 763 00:39:59,710 --> 00:40:01,150 The glamor, the illusion. 764 00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,820 ‐ I tore it open. 765 00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:05,020 I don't think anybody's ever called it 766 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:06,490 on its bullshit before. 767 00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:08,600 ‐ Certainly nobody with your unique... 768 00:40:09,770 --> 00:40:11,400 perspective, Luke. 769 00:40:12,610 --> 00:40:14,180 Sometimes it is a gift. 770 00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:19,190 ‐ I guess it is. 771 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,590 ‐ So... 772 00:40:21,590 --> 00:40:23,660 Is the house back to normal? 773 00:40:23,660 --> 00:40:25,160 ♪ Tense music ♪ 774 00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:38,930 ( Low‐pitched rumble; high‐pitched whine ) 775 00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:43,030 ( Car doors open ) 776 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,810 ( Car doors close ) 777 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,920 ‐ What's he doing? 778 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,690 ‐ PHIL: What he does. 779 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:57,800 ‐ Glamor is broken. 780 00:40:58,700 --> 00:41:00,170 Are you okay? Where you been? 781 00:41:00,170 --> 00:41:01,900 ‐ We'll talk later. 782 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:03,540 ‐ Okay. 783 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,950 Um, 784 00:41:06,250 --> 00:41:08,650 well, since you're all here, 785 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,800 I need to tell you about a decision that I've made. 786 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:19,670 I've been thinking that it might be time for us to go legit. 787 00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:21,210 Mainstream. 788 00:41:21,210 --> 00:41:23,550 Just like any other residential brokerage, 789 00:41:23,550 --> 00:41:25,950 just a little more fashion‐forward. 790 00:41:25,950 --> 00:41:27,560 ♪ Moving music ♪ 791 00:41:30,530 --> 00:41:32,100 But now I've decided... 792 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,740 Nah. 793 00:41:36,010 --> 00:41:37,680 This thing'll blow over. 794 00:41:38,710 --> 00:41:41,020 ‐ We gotta be who we are. 795 00:41:41,550 --> 00:41:42,990 ‐ No faking it. 796 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,990 ‐ We are built for a particular job. 797 00:41:45,990 --> 00:41:47,600 ‐ LUKE: Exactly. 798 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,570 Now, I want you to go home tonight. 799 00:41:49,570 --> 00:41:51,070 Rest up, hydrate, 800 00:41:51,070 --> 00:41:53,240 because we are going to come back to the office tomorrow 801 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:57,010 ready to kick a whole lot of ass and close a whole lot of escrow! 802 00:41:57,010 --> 00:41:58,890 ‐ Hells, yeah, we are! 803 00:41:58,890 --> 00:42:00,590 ( Claps ) 804 00:42:07,270 --> 00:42:09,040 ( Low throbbing pulse ) 805 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,740 ( Distant siren ) 806 00:42:13,050 --> 00:42:15,150 ( Low throbbing pulse continues ) 807 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,280 ( Computer drives spin up to speed ) 808 00:42:45,810 --> 00:42:47,280 ( Loud screech ) 809 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,920 ( Static ) 810 00:42:51,260 --> 00:42:53,030 ♪ Closing credit score ♪ 54666

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