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Protecting the God‐given,
market‐driven value
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of your property from
anything in this world...
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[ Grunt ]
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or the next.
Don't even ask.
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‐ That should be
our company slogan.
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‐ None of the
others like me.
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‐ We need you.
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‐ The technical
term is telekinesis.
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‐ It happened to you
when you were my age?
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‐ I set things on fire.
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‐ Let them see
who you really are.
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I bet they'll like her.
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‐ Brock moved out.
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‐ Really?
‐ We're done.
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‐ If you like her,
you should make a move.
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[ Door slams shut ]
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[ Waves hitting shore ]
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♪ Mysterious music ♪
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[ Horse nickers ]
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‐ SOPHIE:
Duncan.
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Duncan!
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‐ DUNCAN:
You're beautiful, babe.
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‐ You're snoring, or making,
like, horse sounds.
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Roll over.
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‐ Okay.
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[ Snoring ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Footfalls on stairs ]
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[ Tap running ]
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[ Clattering ]
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[ Water dripping ]
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[ Approaching footsteps ]
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[ Blowing wind ]
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[ Door closes ]
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[ Slurping ]
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[ Coughing ]
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[ Choking ]
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[ Water spraying onto floor ]
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[ Doorbell ]
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‐ Susan.
‐ Duncan! Welcome home!
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A little bubbly for you guys
and a new little friend!
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Settling in okay?
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‐ Mm‐hm.
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Forget million‐dollar views ‐‐
this is priceless!
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You guys must be loving it!
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‐ Sophie's a little
under the weather this morning.
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‐ Oh. I'm so sorry
to hear that.
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‐ She'll pull through.
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You know, Susan,
we specifically requested
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Cloud White on the ceilings,
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but this seems
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cloudy.
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They didn't use Arctic Dove
instead, did they?
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‐ Surely not.
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The seller's contractor received
your punch list last week.
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‐ Oh, look, I know you're
just the broker agent
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‐ Just the‐‐?
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Duncan,
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I have had the honor of bringing
you and this property together.
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Your ongoing happiness
is my personal responsibility.
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‐ I'm moved
to hear you say that.
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‐ Especially since you insisted
on writing that precise language
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into the contract and
made our fees and commissions
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contingent upon it.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Um, as for the paint?
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It looks gorgeous, but I'll
check with the painter, okay?
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‐ Mm‐hm.
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‐ The water pressure
is atrocious.
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It's like being drooled on
by an old person.
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Oh, Susan. Hey!
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‐ Sophie! Are
you feeling okay?
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‐ I think it's stress.
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Did Duncan tell you
the disturbing news
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about the Arctic Dove?
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‐ Ah.
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There is always
a tiny hiccup or two
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moving into a new place.
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These hiccups are temporary,
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but the ocean outside
your window is forever.
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Take it in.
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[ Burbling water ]
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[ Moaning ]
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♪ Theme music ♪
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[ Man screaming ]
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‐ LUKE:
So, here's the deal:
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We always pretty much focus on
the high‐end custom market.
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But just for a moment,
let us think outside the box.
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♪ Mysterious music ♪
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‐ Uhh, that's a lot of
boxes to think out of.
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‐ This is the
Somerset Estates,
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a master‐planned community
where families live, work,
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shop and play.
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‐ It's like they're
not so much a builder,
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they're more like
a 3D printer.
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‐ What they are is volume.
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And cash flow.
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‐ Yes! Thank you!
My point exactly.
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‐ Houses are built to
live in and not to look on;
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therefore, let use
be preferred before uniformity.
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‐ So, are you
with me on this?
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‐ Always.
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But Francis Bacon believes
you might be full of shit.
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‐ Anyway, the developer,
he reached out to me last night.
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Greg Chisholm,
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an old nemesis.
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‐ This is huge!
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They move, like,
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80 units a month.
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‐ Oh, not anymore.
Their volume is way down,
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they're having
quality issues like crazy.
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Their buyers are pretty close to
the torch‐and‐pitchfork stages
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and they're getting killed
on social media.
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Product liability lawyers
are probably
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creeping out of their
coffins as we speak.
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The developer ‐‐ he is hitting
the panic button, big time.
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‐ So, why'd they call us?
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‐ Because, apparently,
somebody believes
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that many of these issues
cannot be explained away
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simply by shoddy workmanship.
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I told him we would
check it out.
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‐ Can you handle this
without me?
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My influencers by the sea
are turning out to be
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very high‐maintenance.
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‐ And they are the ones
threatening to tear up
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our contract, right?
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‐ In the nicest,
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most loving way.
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‐ 'Kay, you go ahead.
[ Knocks on table ]
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We got this.
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♪ Funky badass music ♪
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[ Revving engine ]
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♪ Funky music fades out ♪
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‐ Greg Chisholm.
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‐ Hello, Luke.
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Been a while.
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♪ Western music ♪
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‐ I didn't know you were doing
master‐planned communities.
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‐ Man's gotta earn a living.
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But you'd know that,
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working in that weird
little niche of yours.
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Hope there's no hard feelings
over Balmoral Farms.
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[ Vulture screeching ]
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‐ Another time. Another place.
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[ Stroller rattles
and creaks ]
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So,
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shall we get to it?
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You guys want to take a look
around the neighborhood?
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‐ My people'd be glad
to show you around.
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‐ Thanks...
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But we ride alone.
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♪ Western music reprise ♪
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‐ Understand you're
having some QC issues.
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‐ Our quality control protocols
lead the industry.
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Our challenges
run a bit deeper.
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Identical problems happening
at virtually the same time
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here and here and here.
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Windows shattering.
Floorboards splintering.
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Genuine simulated granite
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Formica countertops
splitting in two.
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‐ Not stuff you usually see
in quality‐built new product.
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‐ Luke, we're both
men of the world.
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You know that with the
kind of volume we do,
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corners get cut;
compromises get made.
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There'll always be a few
whiny perfectionists out there.
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‐ How many complaints
are we talking about?
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[ Footsteps ]
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[ File drawer opening ]
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That is a buttload of
whiny perfectionists, Greg.
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‐ So, can you
help us out or not?
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[ Scoffs ]
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‐ Why us? Why now?
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‐ My boss.
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His wife's into crystals
and seances and yoga and shit.
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Thinks there's something
more happening besides
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bad construction.
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Boss asked me about it;
told him I knew a guy.
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‐ Send me those files.
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Complaints,
the development plats,
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the site plans, the model
schematics ‐‐ everything.
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We'll do what we do
and we'll get back to you.
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‐ Look, Luke,
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if you can help us
out here now, we can
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make it worth
your while.
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‐ Like you did
at Balmoral Farms?
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♪ Mysterious music ♪
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[ Beeps and electronic hums ]
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‐ You picking up anything?
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This feels like
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the least haunted place
in North America.
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‐ We are looking for
wandering souls
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in a soulless
environment.
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Hardly seems productive.
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‐ That's why I like
the Donovan place.
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It's a creepshow that dares
to look like a creepshow, right?
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What?
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[ Louder and faster
beeps and hums ]
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‐ Something odd.
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‐ DAD:
Kieran! Tiffany!
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Lunch is ready.
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♪ Upbeat salsa music ♪
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[ Tiffany screams ]
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[ Woman screams ]
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WOMAN 2:
Ah!
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‐ SUSAN:
Okay, where were we? Um...Items
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incessant pounding noise;
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light switches
have weird texture;
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water pooling
on floors.
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‐ More like "seeps".
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Just appears ‐‐ it's not
like we're spilling it.
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‐ She knows, Duncan.
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‐ Well, I'm sorry, you asked me
to be more thorough.
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‐ Right, but you're mansplaining
what pooling is.
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‐ You know, it
really hurts me
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when you just throw
that term around.
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Sometimes it's just explaining!
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‐ With a penis.
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‐ Guys, let's just
get through this, okay?
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Arctic Dove,
not Cloud White
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and wobbly walls.
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Sorry, I‐‐
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Ca‐can you unpack
that for me? Wobbly?
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‐ Every time I walk by
this mirror, it's, like, moving.
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And it happens upstairs, too.
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I need mirrors to be impeccable.
I'm an influencer, so‐‐
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‐ Sophie,
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they're your mirrors.
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‐ They work fine
everywhere else.
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So the problem must be
with the walls.
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‐ Mm‐hm.
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[ Sigh ]
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‐ Let me look around;
take a few measurements.
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Check a few colour chips.
And then let's talk.
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♪ Upbeat salsa music reprise ♪
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[ Footsteps away ]
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♪ Mysterious music ♪
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‐ So, we have what?
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17 houses with
spontaneous breakages
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and system failures.
Phil?
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‐ Dirt is clean.
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No sign of
environmental engagement
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or histocultural plangency.
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‐ Augie?
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‐ As we wandered
through the neighborhood
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there was a sudden spike
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in our Photoreactive
Terraform Analysis.
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Multiple locations.
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It vanished as quickly
as it appeared.
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‐ Well, we are
missing something.
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How many different models
do they have?
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‐ Six.
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All named after famous forts.
[ Zooey snorts ]
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The Halifax. The Delaware.
The Independence. The Sumter.
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The McHenry. The‐‐
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What?
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‐ Ah‐‐
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I thought you said
famous farts.
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[ Laughs]
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♪ Mysterious music ♪
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‐ Can you put up
the aerial plat?
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All the places that stuff
happened are marked with an X.
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Can you overlay the location
of different models?
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[ Beep ]
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[ Beep, beep ]
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Bingo.
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‐ They're all Delawares.
267
00:12:14,020 --> 00:12:15,350
‐ So, here's what
I'm going to do:
268
00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:17,090
some of these I can
get a contractor out
269
00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:18,450
to fix right away.
270
00:12:18,450 --> 00:12:20,320
‐ As in tonight?
271
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,230
‐ It's 8:30.
272
00:12:23,490 --> 00:12:25,230
Tomorrow, probably.
273
00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:29,430
Uh, the rest, um,
I'd like to bring to my team.
274
00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:33,440
It‐it may be the property itself
has some eccentricities.
275
00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,210
We'll get some experts
to sort them all out, okay?
276
00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:37,440
‐ We'd really
appreciate that.
277
00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,380
‐ Because we're still within the
five days to register complaints
278
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:43,480
so if they're not fixed ‐‐
we don't want to do this‐‐
279
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:44,510
‐ We'd hate to do this‐‐
280
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:47,080
‐ I would weep
like Dumbo's mother.
281
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,350
But, then we'd dry our tears
and I'd have the bank
282
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:53,360
stop the transfer of your fees
as specified in your contract.
283
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,590
Okay. Thanks, Susie Q!
Drive safe, okay?
284
00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:59,500
[ Door slams shut ]
285
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:03,470
♪ Contemplative music ♪
286
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,600
[ Pen down ]
287
00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,250
[ Phone dings and vibrates ]
288
00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:18,210
[ Text swoop ]
289
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,350
[ Swoop ]
290
00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:25,320
[ Clicking ]
291
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,200
[ Long sigh ]
292
00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:37,100
[ Clicking ]
293
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:40,470
♪ Mischievous music ♪
294
00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:49,380
[ Music slows down
and stops ]
295
00:13:54,220 --> 00:13:57,220
‐ Meg, you really know
how to pick 'em.
296
00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:58,590
[ Blowing wind ]
297
00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:01,190
[ Racing engine ]
298
00:14:05,090 --> 00:14:06,460
[ Horse neighing ]
299
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,070
[ Screams ]
300
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:15,040
[ Metal crunching ]
301
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,210
‐ And bam! Into the ditch!
302
00:14:17,210 --> 00:14:18,370
I had to call a tow truck.
303
00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:20,210
‐ And it was a guy on a horse?
304
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:22,210
‐ We could have sold it as an
equestrian property.
305
00:14:22,210 --> 00:14:23,380
Upped the price.
306
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,650
‐ Ah, this place was
empty for years.
307
00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:28,150
Run‐down cottage
on an overgrown lot
308
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:29,320
with a killer view
309
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:34,020
before the owner decided to
finally renovate ‐‐ cash out.
310
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:36,460
‐ We need Phil and August
up there to find out what‐‐
311
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,230
really is
312
00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:39,600
what?
313
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,330
‐ Excuse us?
314
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:46,470
[ Phil scoffs ]
315
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:57,380
Remember when you told me it
was better for Phil and August
316
00:14:57,380 --> 00:14:58,450
not to meet clients?
317
00:14:58,450 --> 00:14:59,420
‐ Mm‐hm.
318
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,250
‐ Duncan and Sophie are
literally the clients
319
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,620
you were talking about.
320
00:15:05,090 --> 00:15:06,560
‐ Okay.
321
00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,030
Tell them to take a few days
somewhere nice ‐‐
322
00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:11,490
spa, hotel, whatever ‐‐ on us.
323
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:14,600
And then we'll do our thing
while they're gone.
324
00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:17,470
[ Inhales ]
325
00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:21,300
‐ By the way,
my car's in the shop.
326
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:24,040
[ Phone button clicks ]
327
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,380
‐ Zooey! It is your lucky day.
328
00:15:26,380 --> 00:15:29,510
You get to drive Susan
out to the coast.
329
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:32,180
‐ And leave her
for dead, right?
330
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:35,020
‐ This is why
we don't have H. R.
331
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,550
[ Hangs up phone ]
332
00:15:37,490 --> 00:15:39,190
Road trip!
333
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:40,490
♪ Mysterious music ♪
334
00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:42,230
‐ Road trip.
335
00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:44,230
♪ Playful music ♪
336
00:15:45,260 --> 00:15:47,060
‐ So, here's the thing:
337
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,300
I still cannot fathom,
for the life of me,
338
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,170
why Luke hired you.
339
00:15:53,100 --> 00:15:54,240
I mean,
340
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,270
Phil has those
amazing research chops
341
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,370
and August?
342
00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,340
He can duct tape
a KitchenAid mixer
343
00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:03,480
to a walkie talkie and use it to
summon a Sumerian trickster God.
344
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,350
And me?
345
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:07,050
Well, it's self‐explanatory.
346
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,590
But why you?
347
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:15,390
‐ I'm a closer.
348
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,630
That's another way of
saying I'm profit.
349
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,330
You're overhead.
350
00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:29,040
‐ The Delaware.
351
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,070
That model's been nothing
but trouble since we built it.
352
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,510
‐ Anything special about it?
353
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:35,080
‐ Just the sunroom.
354
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:37,310
Our CEO was going through
an artsy‐fartsy period
355
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,320
and he ripped off‐‐
356
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,420
that is, he was inspired by
357
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:44,350
the house that his partner
had designed for himself.
358
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,590
Stuck a big sunroom on the back.
359
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:49,290
At first, we called it
a "soothing solarium"
360
00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:51,360
until the focus groups
pointed us toward
361
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,200
"inspiring conservatory".
362
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,200
[ Laughs ]
363
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,200
You know, move in ‐‐
become a tortured artist.
364
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,170
Hang on. Here we go...
365
00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:03,110
From the front it looks like
most of our other product.
366
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:05,440
But around the back and...
367
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,040
Boom!
368
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:09,080
ese sold like crazy for a while,
369
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,110
but fell off fast.
370
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:14,280
Today's buyer values
multi‐functional spaces
371
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:17,190
and gourmet kitchens with
cantilevered eat‐in areas
372
00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:18,590
more than inspiration.
373
00:17:20,090 --> 00:17:21,560
‐ Wonder...
374
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,030
Any chance in talking to the
original designer?
375
00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:25,500
The partner?
376
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,430
‐ They had a falling out.
377
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:29,300
He left.
378
00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,130
I think he died
a few years later.
379
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,470
‐ What about the original house?
Can you get me an address?
380
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,370
‐ Probably.
381
00:17:36,370 --> 00:17:38,240
Look, Luke,
382
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:42,150
if you find out what's causing
all this, don't mess around.
383
00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:45,380
Kill it. Destroy it.
Send this thing back to hell,
384
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:46,450
or wherever these things go.
385
00:17:46,450 --> 00:17:51,290
Make me a hero to my boss
and his whack‐job wife.
386
00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:55,090
You help me parlay this
into a sweet promotion,
387
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:57,090
I'll make it worth your while!
388
00:17:57,090 --> 00:17:59,430
‐ Just get me
that address, okay?
389
00:17:59,430 --> 00:18:01,230
♪ Upbeat mysterious music ♪
390
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,030
‐ FEMALE MAP VOICE:
Turn left and your destination
391
00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:06,470
will be on your right.
392
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:17,710
You have arrived.
393
00:18:19,580 --> 00:18:21,280
[ Birds chirping ]
394
00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,590
♪ Mysterious music ♪
395
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,500
‐ ANGRY MAN VOICE
Go away!
396
00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,170
[ Rumbling ]
397
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:42,610
[ Tree trunk cracking ]
398
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,440
‐ Ooh!
399
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,710
[ Grunt ]
400
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,750
[ Heavy breathing ]
[ Birds chirping ]
401
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,050
♪ Mysterious music ♪
402
00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,490
[ High‐pitched ringing ]
403
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,640
‐ You're Bernard Nightingale.
404
00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,210
‐ You talkin' to me?
405
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,210
Talkin'?
406
00:19:22,710 --> 00:19:24,450
How's that work?
407
00:19:24,450 --> 00:19:26,250
‐ It's a long story.
408
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:28,050
Mind if I come in?
409
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,200
‐ No. Not there.
410
00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,070
[ Sniffles ]
411
00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,580
‐ You designed this, Bernard?
412
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:55,180
‐ Bernie, please.
413
00:19:55,550 --> 00:19:57,180
Yes, I designed it.
414
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,050
‐ Very nice.
415
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:03,090
‐ It's a hellhole!
416
00:20:05,190 --> 00:20:06,690
[ Groans ]
417
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,490
I designed it
418
00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:10,030
for her.
419
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,500
My fiancée.
420
00:20:14,030 --> 00:20:15,570
Every inch,
421
00:20:15,570 --> 00:20:17,230
every corner.
422
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:18,740
Just for her.
423
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,110
‐ And the sunroom.
424
00:20:22,110 --> 00:20:23,740
‐ Lucy loved the sunshine.
425
00:20:25,110 --> 00:20:26,610
[ Laboured breaths ]
426
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,750
‐ What happened?
427
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:33,250
‐ Six months after we...
428
00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:36,050
moved into our forever home
429
00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:41,720
she ran off with
my own brother.
430
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:44,560
‐ I'm sorry.
431
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,200
‐ It gets better.
It gets much better.
432
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,500
Not only did I have to
live in this place, but...
433
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,100
my old partner
434
00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,740
the bastard ‐
435
00:20:56,770 --> 00:21:00,510
he dug my plans out of the trash
and built more.
436
00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:02,780
A whole bunch more!
[ Heavy inhale ]
437
00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:05,050
Every one of them a knife.
438
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,050
A knife stabbing
into my guts.
439
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:13,690
‐ You know, what you are
doing in here
440
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,630
happens at every house
like this.
441
00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:17,590
[ Laughing ]
442
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,070
Yeah, you know.
443
00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:26,100
‐ This house
444
00:21:26,100 --> 00:21:27,600
full of misery.
445
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,510
So anybody who ever lives here
is gonna be miserable, too.
446
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,580
It's my pain,
447
00:21:36,580 --> 00:21:38,620
but they're gonna
goddamn feel it!
448
00:21:39,450 --> 00:21:41,620
[ Yells ]
[ Laughs manically ]
449
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,590
[ Rumbling and rattling ]
450
00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:47,220
[ Screaming ]
451
00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:58,570
‐ This paint color is fine!
452
00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:00,170
These people are insane.
453
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:02,770
[ Shutter clicking ]
454
00:22:02,770 --> 00:22:05,210
‐ Hey! There's people
working down here!
455
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:07,740
Geez.
456
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:09,750
Hey, these ninja puddles
are real.
457
00:22:11,050 --> 00:22:12,450
Oh.
458
00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:14,080
[ Sighs ]
459
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,690
It's getting pretty late.
We should probably go soon.
460
00:22:16,690 --> 00:22:19,690
‐ Ah, Duncan and Sophie
complained about disturbances
461
00:22:19,690 --> 00:22:21,160
at night.
462
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,160
Late.
463
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,490
Which we need to assess.
464
00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:25,560
On site.
465
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,100
In real time.
466
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,570
‐ Don't even joke about it.
467
00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:33,070
‐ It's a sleepover,
girlfriend.
468
00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:35,710
[ Laughs ]
469
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,170
‐ Saw a liquor cabinet, right?
470
00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:39,580
‐ Oh, hells, yes.
471
00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:42,010
‐ Yeah. I'm going to kill Luke.
472
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,610
[ Happy whistling ]
473
00:22:48,020 --> 00:22:49,590
‐ Working late.
474
00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:52,560
‐ I've heard that
you have something
475
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:54,220
you may need to dispatch.
476
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:56,230
‐ Oh, I hope it
doesn't come to that.
477
00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:58,090
Just a sad, old,
pissed‐off spirit
478
00:22:58,090 --> 00:22:59,600
that can't move on.
479
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,470
‐ I know the feeling.
480
00:23:05,570 --> 00:23:08,040
‐ I'm afraid he's
gonna hurt somebody.
481
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:11,170
Like a kid in
one of those houses.
482
00:23:11,170 --> 00:23:12,440
Not on purpose,
but he's‐‐
483
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,310
‐ At the risk of invoking
an unpleasant memory,
484
00:23:16,050 --> 00:23:18,510
I would remind you
of the Travis house.
485
00:23:18,510 --> 00:23:20,080
♪ Melancholy music ♪
486
00:23:22,050 --> 00:23:23,590
‐ Point taken.
487
00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:27,190
‐ Perhaps Phil and
I should come along?
488
00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,760
‐ Susan may need help
on the coast.
489
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:32,030
I'm going to need you
to stand by here.
490
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,470
‐ Unless you run into
something unprecedented
491
00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:41,200
this should do the trick.
492
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,640
I'm told that our client
requested that you ‐‐
493
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,180
quote ‐‐
494
00:23:48,180 --> 00:23:50,210
send it back
to hell, unquote.
495
00:23:51,710 --> 00:23:54,620
This should allow you to
instantly render the entity
496
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,190
to irreparable particles.
497
00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:58,020
Death
498
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,590
beyond death.
499
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,460
If the moment comes,
500
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,490
don't hesitate.
501
00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:27,350
‐ You set him on fire?
502
00:24:27,350 --> 00:24:29,050
‐ No!
503
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:30,450
Just the draperies.
504
00:24:31,050 --> 00:24:32,460
And the wastebasket.
505
00:24:34,220 --> 00:24:35,760
I melted his printer.
506
00:24:36,490 --> 00:24:38,490
‐ Ooh! I don't believe you.
507
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,500
Who knows about this?
508
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,730
‐ Luke.
509
00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:44,230
My mom.
510
00:24:44,230 --> 00:24:45,400
[ Sigh]
511
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:49,470
The guys at a certain Del Taco
that is no longer standing.
512
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:52,210
‐ I still don't believe you.
513
00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:53,140
‐ Ouch.
514
00:24:53,140 --> 00:24:55,080
‐ That Livingston guy.
515
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,510
God, he sounds
like the worst.
516
00:24:56,510 --> 00:24:58,350
‐ Ugh! I know, right?
517
00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:02,090
But, at the time,
518
00:25:02,090 --> 00:25:05,320
I still thought
that Bob Livingston
519
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,320
was my soul mate.
520
00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:10,130
[ Scoffs ]
521
00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:13,360
‐ Sorry. What, you don't believe
in soul mates, either?
522
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,730
‐ Come on!
Soul mates are...
523
00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:18,070
purely mythical beasts.
524
00:25:18,070 --> 00:25:19,740
Like Bigfoot.
525
00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:21,440
Or Tom Cruise.
526
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,240
‐ You just haven't
found him yet.
527
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:26,780
Have you?
528
00:25:29,250 --> 00:25:30,780
Mm.
529
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:33,080
[ Sighs ]
530
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,380
‐ Kyle Sommer.
531
00:25:36,350 --> 00:25:40,190
His family moved to town my
sophomore year of high school.
532
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,990
God, I was a completely
different person with him.
533
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:49,330
I was happier.
I was wittier.
534
00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:52,140
I wore pastels.
535
00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:53,140
Once.
536
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:54,240
‐ See?
537
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,070
That's a soul mate.
538
00:25:58,740 --> 00:26:01,080
‐ I graduated
from high school,
539
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:03,480
I went away to college
and Kyle didn't.
540
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,220
♪ Melancholy music ♪
541
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,450
Only found out later
that he'd hurt his back
542
00:26:10,450 --> 00:26:12,190
working construction.
543
00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:18,390
So, he started taking oxy
to handle the pain.
544
00:26:19,330 --> 00:26:22,600
And my Kyle was never a
go‐halfway kind of person.
545
00:26:26,140 --> 00:26:29,510
He started taking more
and then he started dealing
546
00:26:29,510 --> 00:26:31,340
to pay for his habit.
547
00:26:35,350 --> 00:26:37,080
Salesman of the month.
548
00:26:38,350 --> 00:26:40,080
That was my Kyle.
549
00:26:46,090 --> 00:26:47,460
Um,
550
00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,260
he was dead by summer.
551
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,400
They buried him in his
letterman's jacket.
552
00:26:57,330 --> 00:27:00,340
The same one I'd worn
all through senior year.
553
00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:04,810
Mm.
554
00:27:04,810 --> 00:27:07,310
So, if he was
my soul mate,
555
00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:10,350
I guess I'm pretty much
out of the game.
556
00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:13,550
[ Sighs ]
557
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,750
‐ To Kyle.
558
00:27:18,250 --> 00:27:21,360
And all the other guys
who don't deserve us.
559
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,090
[ Glasses clink ]
560
00:27:27,330 --> 00:27:29,330
Mm.
[ Clears throat ]
561
00:27:29,330 --> 00:27:32,100
‐ I am going to go
sleep in the car.
562
00:27:32,100 --> 00:27:33,200
You coming?
563
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,210
‐ I am going
to stay here.
564
00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:37,370
There could be some
pheranormal‐‐
565
00:27:37,370 --> 00:27:39,110
‐ Phermanomal...
566
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,210
There could be
some spookies
567
00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:43,380
I need to observe.
568
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:45,080
‐ Mm‐hm.
569
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,420
[ Footsteps receding ]
570
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,320
[ Sighs ]
571
00:27:56,690 --> 00:27:58,360
[ Waves onto shore ]
572
00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:02,500
♪ Creepy music ♪
573
00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:15,350
[ Blowing wind ]
574
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:23,350
[ Hoofbeats in distance ]
575
00:28:23,350 --> 00:28:24,990
[ Horse neighing ]
576
00:28:26,490 --> 00:28:28,220
[ Water drop splashing ]
577
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,360
Mm.
578
00:28:31,090 --> 00:28:33,100
[ Water splashing ]
579
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:35,060
[ Gasping with fear ]
580
00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:37,200
[ Ghosts groaning ]
[ Scream ]
581
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,470
Shit!
582
00:28:38,470 --> 00:28:40,200
[ Gasp ]
583
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,510
[ Guttural moans ]
584
00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:44,370
♪ Ominous music ♪
585
00:28:44,370 --> 00:28:46,110
[ Nervous breathing ]
586
00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:47,510
No! No!
587
00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:50,210
[ Engine sputtering ]
588
00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:51,510
No! No!
589
00:28:51,510 --> 00:28:53,350
[ Horn honking ]
590
00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:55,790
[ Blowing wind ]
591
00:28:55,790 --> 00:28:57,320
[ Screeching ]
592
00:29:05,330 --> 00:29:07,030
[ Horn honking ]
593
00:29:08,130 --> 00:29:09,500
[ Engine starts ]
594
00:29:14,070 --> 00:29:15,510
♪ Music fades out ♪
595
00:29:16,110 --> 00:29:17,510
[ Heavy breaths ]
596
00:29:18,470 --> 00:29:20,040
[ Relieved sigh ]
597
00:29:24,210 --> 00:29:26,080
♪ Soothing music ♪
598
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,480
‐ I heard Zooey's car horn
and then...
599
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:31,350
they were gone.
600
00:29:31,350 --> 00:29:34,760
‐ They walked away?
Or, like, disappeared?
601
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,760
‐ They were there and then
602
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,530
they weren't.
603
00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:41,760
They looked mad.
604
00:29:43,230 --> 00:29:44,730
‐ Pissed off sailors.
605
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,170
I wonder why.
606
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:52,110
‐ I coughed up about ten gallons
of water last night, so
607
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,780
I'm a little
out of sorts myself.
608
00:29:55,780 --> 00:29:58,110
‐ Did you save any of it?
609
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,480
Hm.
610
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,290
Okay.
611
00:30:03,290 --> 00:30:06,160
Okay, I'll head to the
village historical society.
612
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,430
There's got to be something they
left out of the history books.
613
00:30:10,230 --> 00:30:11,760
[ Susan sighs ]
614
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,330
She looks so peaceful.
615
00:30:17,430 --> 00:30:19,200
Almost like she's dead.
616
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,200
‐ Hm. You wish.
617
00:30:26,210 --> 00:30:27,710
‐ Come on, Greg.
618
00:30:27,710 --> 00:30:29,710
He's a sad old guy
with a broken heart.
619
00:30:29,710 --> 00:30:31,080
‐ What are we?
A non‐profit?
620
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,480
Blow him away!
621
00:30:33,450 --> 00:30:35,290
‐ I thought you didn't
believe in these things.
622
00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:36,750
‐ Who cares what
I believe in.
623
00:30:36,750 --> 00:30:39,160
I've got a CEO with
a wife who believes.
624
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,290
I've got homeowners
who've just had trees fall
625
00:30:41,290 --> 00:30:43,730
in their front yards and
their own personal earthquakes.
626
00:30:43,730 --> 00:30:46,460
I've got lawyers using words
like criminal liability
627
00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:48,360
and class action.
628
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,070
Luke, double your fee
and an ongoing retainer
629
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:54,070
if you off him now.
630
00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,240
Be smart.
631
00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,740
♪ Gentle music ♪
632
00:31:03,250 --> 00:31:04,680
[ Phone trilling ]
633
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:05,750
‐ AUGUST:
Hello.
634
00:31:05,750 --> 00:31:06,850
‐ Hey, August.
635
00:31:06,850 --> 00:31:10,450
Who was that architect
you used to go skydiving with?
636
00:31:14,090 --> 00:31:15,460
[ Pages rustling ]
637
00:31:18,430 --> 00:31:20,200
[ Quiet sigh ]
638
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:24,200
[ Papers rustling ]
639
00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:13,220
[ Phone trilling ]
640
00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:19,190
‐ Come on, come on, come on.
Pick up. Pick up.
641
00:32:19,190 --> 00:32:20,220
‐ A lighthouse?
642
00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:22,760
Th‐the only lighthouse
is miles up the coast.
643
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,230
‐ No! This is
the old lighthouse.
644
00:32:24,230 --> 00:32:26,160
They tore it down in 1887!
645
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,430
But it was right there!
Right where you're standing!
646
00:32:28,430 --> 00:32:29,770
‐ Freaky.
647
00:32:29,770 --> 00:32:32,070
‐ So, it's this foggy day in
1811 and the lighthouse keeper
648
00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:34,040
decides to go into town
to see his wife.
649
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,370
He must have fallen asleep,
I guess,
650
00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:37,210
because he wakes up with her
in the middle of the night
651
00:32:37,210 --> 00:32:40,080
and realizes, "Oh, god!
It's pitch black".
652
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,310
So, he's‐he's racing his horse
to the lighthouse
653
00:32:42,310 --> 00:32:43,410
because he's gotta
light the lamp.
654
00:32:43,410 --> 00:32:46,180
It's dark as the grave,
you understand.
655
00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:48,020
I mean, there isn't even
the moon!
656
00:32:48,020 --> 00:32:51,050
And then he hears
the most awful sound.
657
00:32:51,050 --> 00:32:52,460
‐ SAILOR:
Brace yourselves!
658
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,330
‐ No. NO!
659
00:32:56,090 --> 00:32:58,090
‐ A ship comes in too close.
660
00:32:58,090 --> 00:33:00,700
They can't see, right?
No lighthouse.
661
00:33:00,700 --> 00:33:02,330
No moon.
662
00:33:02,330 --> 00:33:04,170
So it crashes on the rocks.
663
00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:05,370
Nearly a hundred souls lost.
664
00:33:05,370 --> 00:33:07,200
‐ Oh, God.
‐ Yeah.
665
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,170
People living in the house
after all of these years
666
00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:11,740
must have triggered,
like, something.
667
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,310
Started it all over again.
668
00:33:13,310 --> 00:33:14,780
The sailors are coming!
669
00:33:14,780 --> 00:33:17,250
They want revenge
on the tardy horseman,
670
00:33:17,250 --> 00:33:19,080
but they will settle for you!
671
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,380
‐ Oh, perfect.
672
00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:21,720
‐ And there's nothing we can do?
673
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:23,320
‐ Yeah! You can
get out of there!
674
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,720
‐ So, if the vengeful sailors
675
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,760
don't fill our lungs with
seawater and kill us,
676
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,290
the influencers will unleash
their Twitter mob.
677
00:33:29,290 --> 00:33:31,330
‐ Kind of a coin toss.
678
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:35,100
‐ We're staying.
679
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:37,200
‐ You're staying?
Oh, my god. Okay, um...
680
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,100
Okay, okay, okay.
This is what I need you to do:
681
00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,100
I need you to find a very big,
682
00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,170
very bright light
in the house! Like right now!
683
00:33:43,170 --> 00:33:44,710
The brightest thing
you can find ‐‐
684
00:33:44,710 --> 00:33:45,880
a spotlight, a sunlamp ‐‐
685
00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:48,310
and you need to get it up
on the roof, as high as you can!
686
00:33:48,310 --> 00:33:49,380
‐ There's really not‐‐
687
00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:52,080
‐ You need to look like
a lighthouse right now!
688
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,680
‐ Ohh!
689
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,220
♪ Stirring music ♪
690
00:34:04,730 --> 00:34:07,100
‐ Wha‐‐? This is the
brightest you found!?
691
00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,370
‐ It has a three‐colour option.
That has to count for something.
692
00:34:09,370 --> 00:34:11,300
‐ We have to get it
up on the roof!
693
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:14,200
‐ Seriously? Susan,
the cord is way too short!
694
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,310
We'll never
get it up there!
695
00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:21,710
‐ Wait here.
‐ What?
696
00:34:21,710 --> 00:34:25,180
[ Waves crashing on shore ]
[ Blowing wind ]
697
00:34:36,230 --> 00:34:37,730
[ Fire crackles ]
698
00:34:38,290 --> 00:34:40,060
♪ Inspirational music ♪
699
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:43,330
‐ SAILORS:
Heave!
700
00:34:43,770 --> 00:34:45,340
Heave! Heave!
701
00:34:47,170 --> 00:34:48,500
‐ CAPTAIN:
All hands!
702
00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:51,240
‐ Heave!
703
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,380
Heave!
704
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,210
Heave!
[ Ship bell clangs ]
705
00:34:57,210 --> 00:34:58,550
‐ ZOOEY:
Hey! They're turning!
706
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,020
Susan, they're turning!
707
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,020
‐ Heave!
708
00:35:03,020 --> 00:35:04,350
[ Fire crackles ]
709
00:35:08,290 --> 00:35:09,730
[ Crackling dissipates ]
710
00:35:09,730 --> 00:35:11,160
[ Sigh ]
711
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,430
[ Sailors cheer in distance ]
712
00:35:12,430 --> 00:35:14,230
‐ SAILOR:
We did it!
713
00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:21,070
[ Zooey laughs ]
714
00:35:21,370 --> 00:35:23,240
‐ Wow!
715
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:24,740
That was...
716
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,410
impressive.
717
00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:31,780
No, seriously,
we could, like,
718
00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:34,020
rent you out for
Viking funerals.
719
00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:35,350
[ Susan laughs ]
720
00:35:41,060 --> 00:35:43,030
If this were a movie,
this is where I'd bring in
721
00:35:43,030 --> 00:35:45,060
Eternal Flame
by The Bangles.
722
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,210
[ Crickets chirping ]
723
00:35:59,510 --> 00:36:01,210
[ Door creaks ]
724
00:36:02,210 --> 00:36:05,080
‐ I'm getting really tired
of looking at your face.
725
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,480
‐ I sell real estate.
I get that all the time.
726
00:36:09,090 --> 00:36:10,420
‐ Leave me alone.
727
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:12,060
♪ Melancholy music ♪
728
00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:17,190
‐ Every time I see you,
729
00:36:17,690 --> 00:36:19,430
you're always in here.
730
00:36:19,430 --> 00:36:22,030
Never in the
rest of the house.
731
00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:33,340
This is the sunroom.
732
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,350
It was her room, right?
733
00:36:38,110 --> 00:36:39,480
[ Scoffs ]
734
00:36:41,020 --> 00:36:43,050
The room you
built for her.
735
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:49,330
Look at this.
736
00:36:58,030 --> 00:36:59,270
ttle coffee?
737
00:36:59,270 --> 00:37:01,070
‐ Mm. No, thank you.
738
00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:04,410
‐ Greg Chisholm.
739
00:37:04,410 --> 00:37:06,610
‐ Susan Ireland.
I'm Luke's associate.
740
00:37:07,410 --> 00:37:09,180
‐ Lucky Luke.
741
00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:12,350
[ Office phone rings ]
742
00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:14,580
So, where is he?
743
00:37:15,490 --> 00:37:17,320
‐ Greg. Thanks for coming.
744
00:37:18,290 --> 00:37:20,090
‐ So, did you fix
my little problem?
745
00:37:20,090 --> 00:37:21,490
‐ Oh, I think so.
746
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:22,790
The solution is simple.
747
00:37:22,790 --> 00:37:25,090
It's not easy,
but it's simple.
748
00:37:25,090 --> 00:37:26,800
Sunroom of the Delaware
was Bernie's gift
749
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,100
to the woman he loved.
750
00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:30,430
‐ BERNIE:
She should burn in hell!
751
00:37:30,430 --> 00:37:32,400
♪ Mischievous music ♪
752
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,370
‐ But, uh, Greg, the problem is
is that this sunroom
753
00:37:35,370 --> 00:37:37,040
was part of a design
that your company
754
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,810
unlawfully acquired
from Mr. Nightingale
755
00:37:38,810 --> 00:37:40,210
and exploited.
756
00:37:40,210 --> 00:37:41,780
Now, this is a
huge problem, Greg.
757
00:37:41,780 --> 00:37:44,110
‐ But... he's dead.
758
00:37:44,110 --> 00:37:46,150
‐ Copyright protection
extends 70 years
759
00:37:46,150 --> 00:37:47,520
beyond the death of the author.
760
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,320
‐ So suck it!
761
00:37:50,390 --> 00:37:52,760
‐ Your company can owe
Mr. Nightingale's estate
762
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,260
millions of dollars
in royalties and penalties.
763
00:37:56,290 --> 00:37:58,330
But I think we found a solution.
764
00:37:58,330 --> 00:38:00,060
Phil?
765
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,330
[ Ding ]
766
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,600
We propose a retrofit
to every Delaware standing;
767
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:06,870
an extra room,
768
00:38:06,870 --> 00:38:10,110
the multi‐functional space
today's buyers are looking for.
769
00:38:10,110 --> 00:38:11,570
Ain't that right, Greg?
770
00:38:11,570 --> 00:38:13,140
Bottom line:
771
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:15,810
no more places like this one
on the face of the earth.
772
00:38:15,810 --> 00:38:17,410
No more quality issues,
773
00:38:17,410 --> 00:38:19,120
except the ones
resulting from your own
774
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,520
lousy workmanship.
775
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,590
No more synchronized shitshows
for your homeowners.
776
00:38:24,290 --> 00:38:25,760
Now, you make these
modifications
777
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,290
in the next 30 days
and we don't sue you
778
00:38:28,290 --> 00:38:30,060
into the stone age.
779
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:35,060
Everybody wins! Heh!
780
00:38:47,210 --> 00:38:49,680
‐ This is about
Balmoral Farms, isn't it?
781
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,520
‐ Do we have a deal or not?
782
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:57,490
‐ You can forget about your
double fee and your retainer
783
00:38:57,490 --> 00:39:00,320
and you will never work
for us again.
784
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,230
‐ Oh, our final invoice
is in the mail.
785
00:39:03,230 --> 00:39:05,360
But Greg?
786
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,600
Before you go to sleep at night
787
00:39:09,130 --> 00:39:12,570
you might want to take
an extra look under your bed.
788
00:39:12,570 --> 00:39:14,340
♪ Ominous music ♪
789
00:39:18,810 --> 00:39:20,410
Now, see, doesn't that feel‐‐?
790
00:39:20,410 --> 00:39:22,150
♪ Melancholy music ♪
791
00:39:42,430 --> 00:39:44,300
‐ I'm glad you didn't
molecularly deconstruct
792
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:47,340
a sad old man.
He moved on so easily.
793
00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:48,540
‐ Unfinished business.
794
00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,440
‐ And the influencers
paid in full.
795
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,410
They're temporarily happy.
796
00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:54,210
[ Shredder continues whirring ]
797
00:39:54,210 --> 00:39:55,550
Would have been nice to
get some of those
798
00:39:55,550 --> 00:39:57,280
sweet Somerset commissions.
799
00:39:58,110 --> 00:40:01,320
‐ Principle isn't a principle
until it costs you something.
800
00:40:03,250 --> 00:40:05,390
‐ Plus, this guy once told me,
801
00:40:05,390 --> 00:40:07,120
"They always come back."
802
00:40:07,390 --> 00:40:09,060
‐ Wise man.
803
00:40:09,060 --> 00:40:10,530
‐ He has his moments.
804
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:13,400
Luke,
805
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,600
what the hell happened
at Balmoral Farms?
806
00:40:16,130 --> 00:40:18,330
‐ Remind me to
tell you sometime.
807
00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:22,610
[ Office phone rings ]
808
00:40:38,390 --> 00:40:39,590
‐ Hey!
809
00:40:39,590 --> 00:40:42,390
Not on time,
but less late.
810
00:40:42,390 --> 00:40:43,560
Baby steps.
811
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,130
‐ Look...
812
00:40:45,130 --> 00:40:47,200
Luke, I know what this is.
813
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,400
A meal out in public,
814
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,470
gear down,
let's stay friends.
815
00:40:51,370 --> 00:40:52,440
What'd I miss?
816
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,140
‐ Everything.
817
00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:55,470
My intentions,
my explanation.
818
00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:58,110
It's just...
819
00:40:58,110 --> 00:41:01,140
I knew I should have put
together some Keynote slides.
820
00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:02,480
Are you hungry?
821
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,310
‐ Not in the least.
822
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,620
‐ Let's just walk.
823
00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:08,790
Can we just walk?
824
00:41:08,790 --> 00:41:10,390
[ Sigh ]
825
00:41:15,590 --> 00:41:17,330
♪ Gentle music ♪
826
00:41:18,190 --> 00:41:21,660
‐ So, you don't want
to come to my house anymore.
827
00:41:24,130 --> 00:41:26,400
‐ How do you feel about that?
828
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,170
It's just too much.
829
00:41:30,310 --> 00:41:32,410
I don't want to see you
in the same place where she is.
830
00:41:32,410 --> 00:41:34,310
‐ It's too weird.
‐ Yeah.
831
00:41:34,310 --> 00:41:36,080
Yeah.
832
00:41:36,450 --> 00:41:38,210
Yeah, it is.
833
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,050
‐ I realize that living
in the past is toxic.
834
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:49,330
I spend my days trying
to help lost souls move on.
835
00:41:50,530 --> 00:41:53,160
Maybe I should take
my own advice.
836
00:41:58,330 --> 00:42:01,800
‐ I guess we'll have to
go to your place then.
837
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,210
Which, I believe,
is on the left.
838
00:42:11,210 --> 00:42:13,280
‐ You want to come up?
839
00:42:14,550 --> 00:42:16,590
‐ Do you want me to?
840
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,590
‐ So much it's scary.
841
00:42:29,330 --> 00:42:31,070
♪ Poignant music ♪
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