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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,213 --> 00:00:07,550 [Opening Music] 2 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:12,012 [Seagulls and waves] 3 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:14,557 [Sizzling sounds] 4 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,933 Don't you think you should put on 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,893 -some sunblock, Rachel? -Nah, that shit's bullshit. 6 00:00:17,977 --> 00:00:19,979 Nothing better than a bit of vitamin D. 7 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:21,355 [spits] 8 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:22,815 What are you doing? 9 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,942 I'm reading a romance novel about two writers who met 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,944 in a yarn factory in 19th century Spain. 11 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:29,113 (SIGH) It's so dreamy. 12 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:30,489 Wouldn't it be great to be a writer? 13 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:31,574 Read that one already. 14 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:32,825 Middle was a bit boring 15 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,535 but it picked up a little in the third act. 16 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,036 I didn't know you read books, Rachel? 17 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:38,914 Yep. Maybe if you asked more questions, 18 00:00:38,998 --> 00:00:40,374 you would know more about my life. 19 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,752 I would, but you sometimes seem a little closed off - 20 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:44,128 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! 21 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:46,338 I'm actually coming up with my own story right now, 22 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:48,549 well it's more of a manga about these evil demons 23 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:49,550 I see in me brain. 24 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:50,843 That's interesting. 25 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:53,971 Yep. - Okay you little buggers, 26 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,599 it's my duty to tell everyone on the beach 27 00:00:56,682 --> 00:00:58,809 that there are some sick waves comin' soon. 28 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:01,812 It says so on my wavemeter 4000. 29 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:04,148 Your dick's hanging out Gravity Gary. 30 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,776 It's not my dick, Timothy. It's my hernia. 31 00:01:06,859 --> 00:01:08,360 I TOLD YA! 32 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:09,987 Right, go have some fun kiddies! 33 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:10,863 Go swimmin' 34 00:01:12,198 --> 00:01:13,824 Time to test out my Boogie-Mud- Board that I made. 35 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,409 You comin' in the water, Sarah? 36 00:01:15,493 --> 00:01:16,994 Nah, it's alright, I'll watch you. 37 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,287 Alright, suit yourself. 38 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:18,996 [Kicking sand castles] 39 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:20,039 AH! 40 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,251 Yeahhh. 41 00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:28,255 [dramatic music] 42 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:31,050 AHHHH! 43 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,596 HELP! Somebody! I'm drowning! 44 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:36,889 Oh my god, Rachel! 45 00:01:37,890 --> 00:01:40,893 [dramatic music] 46 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:43,062 Oh, no Rachel, 47 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,230 I think we're stuck in a riptide! 48 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:45,272 Obviously. 49 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,691 [Screaming]! 50 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:50,694 AHHHHHHH! 51 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:53,280 Ohh, where are we? 52 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:56,242 Dunno, but I think there is something lodged in my back. 53 00:01:57,743 --> 00:01:59,578 Shit. That looked expensive. 54 00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:01,247 Ooooh, mamma mia! 55 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:02,832 We're dobbing on you, we're dobbing on you, 56 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,500 we're dobbing on you! 57 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,502 AHHHHHH! 58 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,130 [Thud]! 59 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:14,677 We worship you Tasmanian God, 60 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,263 in the sky, wherever you are. 61 00:02:17,346 --> 00:02:19,849 We worship you Tasmanian God, 62 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:22,434 in the sky, wherever you are. 63 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:24,061 Uhh, excuse me? 64 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,814 Urgh, this better be important little ones. 65 00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,691 Oh, it IS very important, 66 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,860 great Leader Council leader of Tasmania. 67 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,279 These girls broke the ancient flower 68 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,281 that the Tasmanian God blessed us with. 69 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:37,074 (Gasps) What? / How? / NO! / 70 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:37,867 That's not right that they did that. 71 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,118 We didn't mean to! 72 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:41,120 We got stuck in a rip and woke up here! 73 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:43,247 What do you mean you were stuck in a rip? 74 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:45,291 What is a... rip ? 75 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,126 You know, like a rip from the water, 76 00:02:47,209 --> 00:02:49,628 it took us from the mainland here to Tasmania, I guess. 77 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:52,506 Maiinnn...lannd? 78 00:02:52,590 --> 00:02:53,883 [background murmurs] 79 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:56,302 But there is only Tasmania 80 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:59,096 which was created by our great Tasmanian god. 81 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,515 That is all that exists in the universe. 82 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:03,517 Oh, no. There's a whole world out there. 83 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:04,643 We're from a town called Wollongong. 84 00:03:04,727 --> 00:03:05,936 Here, I can show you - 85 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,354 oh, I didn't bring my phone. 86 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,732 Nah, the girl is lying! 87 00:03:09,815 --> 00:03:11,859 Scrubbly dubbly, we must eat her! 88 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,527 Yes, eeeeeeat heeeerrrr. 89 00:03:13,611 --> 00:03:15,487 No, please don't eat us! 90 00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:17,948 Well, if you can't prove your outlandish claims 91 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,658 that there is more than just Tasmania, 92 00:03:19,742 --> 00:03:21,160 how can we believe you? 93 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,329 Well, umm (thinking)... 94 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:24,914 OH! I could write a book for you! 95 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:26,123 A book? 96 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,291 Ooooooooo 97 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,542 Well that sounds like a bit of fun, hmm 98 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:29,960 I like the thought of a book I could read! 99 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,712 Yeah! Like, a short book that summarises the world 100 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,172 and what happens in it. 101 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:34,506 It would be so specific that there's no way 102 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:35,382 I could make it up. 103 00:03:35,466 --> 00:03:36,759 Trust me, I'm not that creative. 104 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:37,718 Don't worry, she's really not. 105 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:40,179 Hmmm, books intrigue us... 106 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:42,765 because it is written on the ancient plate here 107 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:44,558 that the Tasmanian God loves 108 00:03:44,642 --> 00:03:47,019 quirky little esoteric arty things. 109 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,772 We gift them to her on Tasmania day, 110 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,565 which is EVERY DAY! 111 00:03:51,649 --> 00:03:53,359 We will allow you to write this BOOK 112 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:56,153 using our GOVERNMENT ART GRANT! 113 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,738 (SINGING IN UNISON) GOVERNMENT ARTTT GRANTTT! 114 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,782 Oh, thank you. 115 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:02,993 You will have ONE day to write your so-called book, 116 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:06,205 then you can present it tomorrow for Tasmania Day. 117 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:09,166 We will put you up in a cute little government funded house 118 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,376 in West Hobart. 119 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,752 Oo isn't that nice? 120 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,796 Oh my god! This is so cool, 121 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:15,172 I won't let you down. 122 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,007 Oi, why don't you give me the funding? 123 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:18,592 I can easily write a book like that. 124 00:04:18,676 --> 00:04:20,177 You mentioned before that you like drawing, 125 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,429 did you want to do illustrations for the book? 126 00:04:22,513 --> 00:04:24,807 Hmm, I suppose I can do some commission art for ya, 127 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,142 but I'm not giving you my OC, EVIL BRAIN DEMONS ... 128 00:04:27,226 --> 00:04:28,394 that's my magnum opus. 129 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:29,395 That's fine. 130 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,813 So be it. 131 00:04:30,896 --> 00:04:33,983 You shall be the fellowship of the book. 132 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:35,401 Right, where are we going? 133 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,155 Rachel, how many countries are there again? 134 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,991 I dunno. Like, Fifty thousand. 135 00:04:42,074 --> 00:04:43,993 Hmmm, that doesn't seem right. 136 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,245 (Sigh) Maybe this was a bad idea... 137 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:47,997 I'm feeling self conscious about my writing. 138 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,999 Maybe this will cheer you up then. 139 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,834 -What is it? -It's the planet Earth. 140 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:53,836 I thought it could be on the title page of your book. 141 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,629 Looks a bit scribbly. 142 00:04:55,713 --> 00:04:57,256 It's supposed to be the anxieties 143 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,216 and tortures of the human race in visual form. 144 00:04:59,299 --> 00:04:59,925 DUH!!! 145 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:01,552 Okay, I guess that can go in the book. 146 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,637 Huh, that's weird. 147 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:05,597 Why is there a cord coming out the back of my type writer? 148 00:05:05,681 --> 00:05:06,849 Who cares. 149 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,225 Bloody hell, Sarah, 150 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,435 what did I tell you about leaving the window open? 151 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,686 Zibbledibbles keep getting in! 152 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:11,687 [Splat]! 153 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:13,939 Please don't do that, Rachel. 154 00:05:14,023 --> 00:05:15,816 It's alright, they're an invasive species I believe. 155 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:16,525 [Zing]! 156 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:18,652 Hi! You spilt Zibbledibble blood 157 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,696 on an inanimate object such as me, 158 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,656 and I came to life! 159 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,658 That's what happens in TASMANIA! 160 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:25,451 Love that. 161 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:27,327 Tasmania is so randum! 162 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:30,497 It's time to present your book, Sarah! 163 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:33,250 Ehem, 164 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,668 hello, 165 00:05:34,752 --> 00:05:36,462 this is my book about the world. 166 00:05:36,545 --> 00:05:39,465 The world is big and there are countries, 167 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:42,718 and many beautiful creatures and even humans like me, 168 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:44,011 um... 169 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,387 The end. 170 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:47,473 Sorry it's so short, I don't think I had enough time. 171 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:48,599 AND I DREW THE WORLD! 172 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,059 [chattering] 173 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,435 Hmm... 174 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:53,687 A little disappointing to be honest. 175 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:54,646 How about you go home 176 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,273 and re-write it 177 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,234 and present it at tomorrow's Tasmania Day? 178 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,152 Okay? 179 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,946 Oh... sure, okay. 180 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,282 I didn't realise writing could make you 181 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,701 feel kind of crappy about yourself. 182 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:10,120 Whatever, it's just some constructive feedback and notes. 183 00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,497 Just implement them and make the book better. 184 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:12,664 [rain] 185 00:06:12,748 --> 00:06:14,124 Ah shit, my beautiful drawings! 186 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,292 Quick we need to go under cover! 187 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:17,961 Hello. 188 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:20,506 Um, who are you? 189 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,299 I'm Tulivor. Let me guess, 190 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,718 you got caught in a rip and broke the Tasmanian flower 191 00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,512 and now you're creating some kind of art piece 192 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,097 on a government grant for the Tasmanians to prove 193 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:29,932 there's more than just Tasmania? 194 00:06:30,015 --> 00:06:31,683 What?! Yeah, I'm writing a book, 195 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:32,935 how did you know? 196 00:06:33,018 --> 00:06:34,353 You're not the first, 197 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,063 I have been here sculpting this sculpture 198 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:38,148 for 18 years for them, 199 00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:39,900 but they are never satisfied... 200 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:43,112 they just give more notes, because they feed off our PAIN! 201 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:45,114 Maybe you're just a shit sculptor. 202 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:46,573 Tell me Sarah? 203 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:49,326 Did you find the cord behind your writing device? 204 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,328 It's what they use to suck up our essence. 205 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,704 (GASPS) 206 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,998 Come! I'll show you where they have their nibbles. 207 00:06:58,794 --> 00:06:59,795 Mmm... 208 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,297 Oh, I can really taste the insecurities of Sarah 209 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:03,632 in this new batch. 210 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:06,385 Yes. Her writers block has added a hint of garlic 211 00:07:06,468 --> 00:07:09,096 and olive oil that I find absolutely divine. 212 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,264 So be it. 213 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,392 Sarah shall stay here and write her book forever, 214 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,561 so we can continue getting this new delicious flavour 215 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,104 added to our spirit goo! 216 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:18,522 -Ooo yes -yummy yummy yummy 217 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,231 Yummy! 218 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,567 What the hell is wrong with you? 219 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:22,985 [Screams]! 220 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,945 You're using peoples fears and insecurities 221 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,196 to make... dip??? 222 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,532 Oh, so you have figured us out. 223 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,033 Woop-ti-dooooooo. 224 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,202 I thought getting people to make art on government grants 225 00:07:32,286 --> 00:07:33,954 was to please the Tasmanian god? 226 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,038 HA! 227 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:37,583 There's no such thing as the Tasmanian god! 228 00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:40,419 We are TASMATHIESTS! Get it? 229 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:43,755 Now go back to your stupid apartment and work on 230 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:45,632 your stupid book, 231 00:07:45,716 --> 00:07:47,968 so you can create more precious green yummy spirit 232 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:49,553 goo for eternity! 233 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,763 OUR NIBBLE TIME IS VERY IMPORTANT 234 00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:54,224 AND RELAXING AND NOTHING SHALL IMPEDE IT! 235 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,395 You got in trouble, you got in trouble, 236 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,606 you got in trouble, you got in trouble! 237 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:01,982 Wait, I've got an idea! 238 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,193 Guess it's time to show you my original creations, 239 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:05,611 EVIL BRAIN DEMONS, Sarah. 240 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:06,987 You better not steal them. 241 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,989 Oh my god, you drew those, Rachel? 242 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:11,241 Yeah, did you think I'd waste my talent on your book drawings? 243 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,784 That was just a commission job. 244 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:13,785 [Squeak]! 245 00:08:13,869 --> 00:08:14,494 [Snap]! 246 00:08:16,288 --> 00:08:19,666 [Horror music] 247 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:23,086 RUN, SARAH! 248 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,423 Seize them! 249 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,009 We can't lose our new zesty Sarah flavour! 250 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,221 [Dramatic music] 251 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,889 Oh no! Where do we go? 252 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,642 Let's go inside that house over there. 253 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:40,103 [Singing] 254 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:44,441 Who dares disturb the God of Tasmania! 255 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,026 I was in the middle of straightening 256 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,861 my beautiful Tasmanian hair! 257 00:08:47,945 --> 00:08:50,239 Oh my god, the God of Tasmania actually exists!? 258 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:51,907 We're not worthy! 259 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:53,659 Hmmm... 260 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:55,244 What is this? 261 00:08:55,327 --> 00:08:56,870 Ummm. 262 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:58,830 Alright, so... 263 00:08:58,914 --> 00:09:00,249 a few thoughts. 264 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,459 It's a little bit all over the place 265 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,711 but I can see what you're going for. 266 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:06,463 This is my first attempt but the people of Tasmania 267 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:07,881 didn't really like it... 268 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,675 and I found out they were harvesting my insecurities 269 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,051 for some kind of cracker dip. 270 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,344 Oh my god, 271 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:14,471 this is your first attempt and these Tasmanian Residents 272 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,889 criticized your book? 273 00:09:15,973 --> 00:09:17,307 That's really mean, 274 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,685 and not constructive feedback. 275 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:21,895 For your punishment, you have to spend 30 days 276 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:23,230 straightened into the back of my hair. 277 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:24,189 Here you go. 278 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,317 -OH yay! -Oh that's acutally really nice 279 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,486 no I could do thirty days, I really could. 280 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,904 Sorry about that. 281 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,906 I created those Corporate Memphis characters 282 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,199 as a joke one night, 283 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:36,243 and I kinda forgot they were the only citizens 284 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:38,328 of Tasmania right now, sorry. 285 00:09:38,412 --> 00:09:40,872 But I'm really glad you took a stab at writing! 286 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:42,541 That's really nice of you to say. 287 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:43,709 I'm glad I did a little bit of writing 288 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,460 but I realised it's probably not my thing. 289 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:46,545 It's all good, Sarah. 290 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,338 Nothing wrong with dipping your toes 291 00:09:48,422 --> 00:09:49,923 in creative avenues every now and again. 292 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:50,549 I drew the pictures. 293 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:51,967 Oh... 294 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,553 okay, they were cool too. 295 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:56,930 Hey, what's the matter, Sarah? 296 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,515 (SIGH) Oh, I don't know. 297 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,142 All this writing about the outside world 298 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,351 has made me miss it. 299 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:03,603 I'd sure love to see Wollongong again. 300 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:05,063 You know, 301 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,524 I have always been too scared to leave my God chamber 302 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,735 but this world out there sounds exciting. 303 00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:10,736 You know what? 304 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,029 Fuck it! 305 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,905 I have been practicing flying a bit by myself. 306 00:10:13,989 --> 00:10:15,115 I will fly you back home! 307 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,158 Fuck it! 308 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,076 Really? Wow, thank you! 309 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,578 Hop into my mouth, haha. 310 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:25,625 [dramatic music] 311 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,795 Oh, looks like we're landing. 312 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,798 [Screaming]! 313 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,179 Hello Ladies, 314 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,348 hope you enjoyed the sick waves that I recommended you 315 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:40,557 ride earlier today. 316 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,559 I assume it took you to Tasmania 317 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,144 where fun silly things happened. 318 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,937 I'm Gravity Gary, UGH! 319 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:49,191 Anyway, we're having a party on the beach right now. 320 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,026 Feel free to stick around and have some fun. 321 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,819 Yes! Beach Party! 322 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:57,616 I guess I'll just walk around town or something... 323 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,242 seeing as no one invited me to this. 324 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,411 I mean, we weren't invited either. 325 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:03,205 It doesn't seem like that kind of thing. 326 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,582 You mean, I can join in on the fun? 327 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:06,666 Yeah, why not? 328 00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,462 AWESOOOOOOOMMMMEE!! 22852

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