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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,323 [muffled rattling] 2 00:00:30,632 --> 00:00:33,200 [jovial music] 3 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,115 And tonight's winning numbers are... 4 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,451 five. 5 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:54,589 Nine. 6 00:00:57,025 --> 00:00:58,292 Fifteen. 7 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:01,829 Twenty-one. 8 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:05,432 And the lucky number. 9 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:08,536 -Thirty. -[gunshots popping] 10 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:10,872 Congratulations to the winner. 11 00:01:11,005 --> 00:01:15,242 ♪ 12 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:17,712 [rhythmic clicking] 13 00:01:36,196 --> 00:01:37,464 [footsteps approaching] 14 00:01:37,599 --> 00:01:39,433 Turn the water heater on, George. 15 00:01:39,567 --> 00:01:40,668 Hm? 16 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,804 I'd like to shower. 17 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,840 I'm not sure turning on the water heater 18 00:01:45,974 --> 00:01:48,676 should be on my list of responsibilities. 19 00:01:49,711 --> 00:01:51,779 You're out here first. You've been out here since-- 20 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,449 Just turn the water heater on, please. 21 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:56,684 I can't. 22 00:01:57,752 --> 00:01:59,119 Why? 23 00:02:00,021 --> 00:02:01,923 I'm busy making tea. 24 00:02:02,056 --> 00:02:03,791 The kettle is making tea. 25 00:02:03,925 --> 00:02:06,360 -[kettle whistling] -There she is. 26 00:02:13,935 --> 00:02:15,803 [whistling stops] 27 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:20,541 [Annie scoffs] 28 00:02:29,050 --> 00:02:30,585 [George chuckles] Whoops. 29 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,356 Settle. Settle. 30 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,626 [exhales sharply] 31 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:43,598 [ominous music building] 32 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:47,735 Turn the water heater on, George. 33 00:02:49,971 --> 00:02:51,338 Going, going. 34 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,881 [faint whirring] 35 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:07,655 -Go to work. -Work? 36 00:03:07,789 --> 00:03:09,991 Go to whatever you like to call it. 37 00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:12,794 It's Sunday, the day of rest. 38 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,129 [Annie spits] 39 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:18,331 You know, it's never too late to try something new. 40 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,134 -Yes, it is. -I've suggested hobbies. 41 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,503 -Do I strike you as a beekeeper? -George. 42 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:24,404 Or maybe a stamp collector? 43 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:26,373 Or should I paint tiny toy trains 44 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,275 and make the conductor wave? 45 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,812 I am trying to cultivate a positive head space 46 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:32,279 until the audition. 47 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:33,648 Two days. 48 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,316 I only need two days of peace, George. 49 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:40,220 Goodbye. 50 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:42,690 Have a nice day, Annie. 51 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,526 Thanks, you too. 52 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,735 [pills rattling] 53 00:04:01,142 --> 00:04:03,978 -[pills crunching] -[phone ringing in the distance] 54 00:04:04,112 --> 00:04:07,280 [phone ringing] 55 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,217 -What? -[woman] Mr. George Decker? 56 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:10,818 -No. -Yes. 57 00:04:10,952 --> 00:04:12,186 -No. -Yes. 58 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:14,522 This is Jack and Associates Debt Collection. 59 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:18,659 Your outstanding balance of $65,100.5 60 00:04:18,793 --> 00:04:21,162 -is past due-- -[phone clatters] 61 00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:25,566 [intriguing music] 62 00:04:53,895 --> 00:04:54,862 [door slams] 63 00:04:54,996 --> 00:05:00,935 ♪ 64 00:05:01,803 --> 00:05:02,904 The United States government 65 00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:04,739 and the American Firearm Federation 66 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:06,274 would like to remind you that, 67 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,943 due to recently passed U.S. code 060519, 68 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:11,078 only the purchase of an approved firearm 69 00:05:11,212 --> 00:05:13,047 has universal coverage of health insurance. 70 00:05:13,181 --> 00:05:16,184 I repeat, health insurance can only be obtained 71 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,352 or sustained with the purchase of an approved firearm. 72 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,321 Please see that your local department 73 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,490 [indistinct] for more information. 74 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:34,802 [pleasant, dreamy music] 75 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:54,722 [music stops abruptly] 76 00:05:58,159 --> 00:06:00,661 -[guns clattering] -[George groaning in pain] 77 00:06:02,997 --> 00:06:04,065 [George groans] 78 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:06,701 [chuckles wryly] 79 00:06:09,003 --> 00:06:10,605 [Kent] Hottest thing in the market. 80 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:13,074 Mm-hmm, yes I know it sounds like a lot-- 81 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:14,474 I'm going to the Bahamas. 82 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:18,913 If I were you, I'd get in now. The fundamentals are sound. 83 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:20,915 It may be my brokerage, 84 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,850 but at the risk of offending compliance, 85 00:06:22,984 --> 00:06:25,485 which is a department of me... [chuckles] 86 00:06:25,620 --> 00:06:27,054 I just wanted to let you know 87 00:06:27,188 --> 00:06:29,657 I'm investing in this company myself. 88 00:06:30,524 --> 00:06:33,426 A wise decision. I'll put that through today. 89 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:34,962 All right. Love you too, Mom. 90 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,766 Flexing that economics degree, are you, Kent? 91 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:42,402 Uh, triple majoring at Bloward University cost a pretty penny. 92 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:43,905 I've got to put it to use when I can. 93 00:06:44,038 --> 00:06:48,342 So, when are you headed to the Isle of June? 94 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:49,610 What's that? 95 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:50,778 The most beautiful place from space. 96 00:06:50,912 --> 00:06:52,713 -I don't follow. -The Bahamas. 97 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,181 Ah. 98 00:06:54,315 --> 00:06:56,884 I would like to think soon. 99 00:06:57,018 --> 00:06:58,485 Soon. 100 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,221 Okay. Yeah. 101 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:02,123 Look at you. Go, go, George. 102 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,758 Go, go, George. 103 00:07:04,926 --> 00:07:06,794 -It has a ring to it. -Alliteration. 104 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:08,963 -A literal ring, in a sense-- -I know what alliteration is. 105 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:12,066 -It's the constant repetition-- -I'm aware. 106 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,768 Do you know onomatopoeia? 107 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,435 I do. 108 00:07:18,372 --> 00:07:19,707 Swah! 109 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,844 -Yes. -You're a smart man, George. 110 00:07:23,978 --> 00:07:26,881 Always have been a smart man, even if you didn't want to. 111 00:07:30,251 --> 00:07:31,385 I didn't mean to... 112 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:32,787 Oh. 113 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:34,789 Bygones and all that. 114 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,057 Yeah. 115 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:41,195 So, are you leaving soon, soon? 116 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,097 Have you been saving? 117 00:07:44,398 --> 00:07:45,599 Yes. 118 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,535 Here and there. 119 00:07:49,070 --> 00:07:50,071 No. 120 00:07:50,204 --> 00:07:51,539 Well, maybe today's your lucky day. 121 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,140 Win the lotto, settle up with me, 122 00:07:53,274 --> 00:07:55,576 and then jet off to a new life with the missus, huh? 123 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:57,912 All right. 124 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:03,584 Um, you know, I've never calculated a total. 125 00:08:03,718 --> 00:08:05,886 -It's been years. -Time flies. 126 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,222 -Maybe we should get an idea? -Oh, I'd love to. 127 00:08:08,356 --> 00:08:09,890 I'm-- I'm in a bit of a rush. 128 00:08:10,024 --> 00:08:11,759 -Of course. -Work. 129 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,761 Okay, well, take pride in being a man 130 00:08:13,894 --> 00:08:15,696 who's important to society, all right? 131 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:20,267 Oh, and did Annie book that infomercial? 132 00:08:20,401 --> 00:08:22,937 Um, audition's in a couple days. 133 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:26,407 I-- I told you, as soon as her acting career takes off, 134 00:08:26,540 --> 00:08:27,908 I'll pay you back. 135 00:08:28,042 --> 00:08:29,877 But then that'll be her money, though, George. 136 00:08:31,379 --> 00:08:32,646 We're married. 137 00:08:35,516 --> 00:08:37,118 [Kent chuckles] 138 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:38,552 Have a good one. 139 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:45,559 -[doorbell dings] -[door shuts close] 140 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,929 [sighs] 141 00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:56,370 [Lucy groans angrily] 142 00:08:56,505 --> 00:08:57,872 Have you seen him? 143 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,640 -[both] No, sorry. -[Lucy sighs in frustration] 144 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,810 You're 45 minutes late. 145 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,645 We don't open till 11. 146 00:09:04,779 --> 00:09:06,647 Why must we be here so goddamn early? 147 00:09:06,781 --> 00:09:08,049 As Mother used to say, 148 00:09:08,182 --> 00:09:10,251 "Preparation is the buns for the meat." 149 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,453 Preparation is the buns for the meat. 150 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:13,888 Mother said that. 151 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,057 Thank God for nonsense from your dead mom. 152 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:18,359 Are you implying that my experience isn't satisfactory? 153 00:09:18,492 --> 00:09:20,961 I have been in the workforce longer than you've been alive. 154 00:09:21,095 --> 00:09:23,764 Don't cry me any blue-collar tears, bitch. 155 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,967 Don't blame me for your horizontal life. 156 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:33,307 I'm moving you from the floor. 157 00:09:33,441 --> 00:09:34,775 Excuse me? 158 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:36,644 I'm putting you in the custodial department. 159 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,079 -The fuck? -Don't you raise 160 00:09:38,212 --> 00:09:39,780 -your voice with me. -What the flying shit? 161 00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:40,881 I am a stellar waiter. 162 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:42,116 Mother made this restaurant 163 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,651 the institution that it is today, 164 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,086 and your commitment hasn't lived up 165 00:09:45,219 --> 00:09:46,687 to our time-tested standards. 166 00:09:46,821 --> 00:09:48,089 -My commitment? -I can't have you pi-- 167 00:09:48,222 --> 00:09:49,256 By your standards? 168 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:51,125 I can't have you pissing all over her grave 169 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,494 with your disrespectful behavior. 170 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:56,297 When have I ever exhibited disrespectful behavior? 171 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,299 [laughs sarcastically] Marie. 172 00:09:58,432 --> 00:10:00,101 You're a worthless donkey roasting in the twilight 173 00:10:00,234 --> 00:10:02,036 -of your life. -Hm. There's a raise for you. 174 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,938 -Thank you. -Tod, you're up. 175 00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,206 Be cruel. 176 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:08,142 Y-- you-- you-- you're-- you're a miserable man, 177 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,478 and you smell like fat beer shit. 178 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,813 Oh, I'm so proud of my boy. 179 00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:14,748 -Thanks. -This is abuse. 180 00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:16,585 This, this is corruption. 181 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:18,052 Is this your way of quitting? 182 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:21,088 Flowered boy can't figure out how to use a mop? 183 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:24,859 I'm not quitting. 184 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,162 But I'm taking the day off. 185 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,966 Unpaid. Naturally. 186 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,302 -I did well. -You did so good. 187 00:10:35,436 --> 00:10:37,572 -You did very good. -[Lucy snickering] 188 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,941 [disco music] 189 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,210 You getting ready for that audition? 190 00:10:43,344 --> 00:10:44,645 Getting there. 191 00:10:49,618 --> 00:10:51,952 Right two. Kick it up a notch. 192 00:10:54,455 --> 00:10:56,824 I'm getting ready to mourn our 15th year anniversary, 193 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:58,659 -if you can believe it. -Oh, that's a big one. 194 00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:02,396 Yeah, 15 years since Mickey moved me from everyone I love 195 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:05,099 to an entry-level job that he gets fired from, 196 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:08,135 only to end up baking all goddamn day. 197 00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:10,671 -Got unlucky. -Don't say that, Annie. 198 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,306 Don't-- He fucks everything up. 199 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,707 If likes spending his time in the kitchen-- 200 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,009 Shh. 201 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,846 ♪ 202 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:20,681 I am doing something to celebrate, though. 203 00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:21,982 Just me. 204 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,851 I'm going skydiving. 205 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:26,253 Skydiving? Alone? 206 00:11:26,387 --> 00:11:29,757 Uh, there's an instructor at the flight school place. Ty. 207 00:11:30,625 --> 00:11:33,427 Honestly, I'd rather spend my anniversary with him. 208 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,629 Ty? 209 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,964 Ty is a man. 210 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,400 Man of experience. 211 00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:41,969 [phone chiming, buzzing] 212 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,971 [Abeline] Reminder, turn off your cell phones 213 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,674 before class begins. 214 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,274 This is known, Abeline. 215 00:11:47,408 --> 00:11:49,777 How can we turn our cell phones off before class begins? 216 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,845 It's already happened. The beginning is over. 217 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,981 That's probably Ty calling. 218 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,584 He's been trying to reach me all week. 219 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:59,286 You know, it'd be sad if it wasn't so fucking cute. 220 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,223 -Must be nice. -Yeah. 221 00:12:02,356 --> 00:12:05,793 ♪ 222 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:13,500 [TV host] And tonight's winning numbers are... 223 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,736 six. 224 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:17,404 Two. 225 00:12:17,539 --> 00:12:19,306 Nineteen. 226 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,741 Twenty-three. 227 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,876 Fifty-five. 228 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:25,112 And the lucky number... 229 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:28,482 [loud whirring] 230 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,085 Congratulations to the winner. 231 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,988 [theme music playing on TV] 232 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,525 [Annie on TV] Hi, everybody. 233 00:12:37,659 --> 00:12:40,127 It's me, Triceraglocks. 234 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,363 Bang, bang. [chuckles] 235 00:12:42,496 --> 00:12:45,366 The ticket to Target Island is your very own 236 00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:47,401 Triceraglocks! 237 00:12:47,535 --> 00:12:51,338 That's right. For just $3.99, you can... 238 00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:53,941 [rapid gunshots on TV] 239 00:12:59,714 --> 00:13:00,814 I got shot today. 240 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,383 [phone ringing in the distance] 241 00:13:02,517 --> 00:13:05,486 [music playing on TV] 242 00:13:13,762 --> 00:13:16,030 [Annie making slurring noises] 243 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:17,965 I got demoted. 244 00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,367 Oh, shot and demoted. 245 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:22,136 That's almost impressive. 246 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,806 [Annie blowing raspberries] 247 00:13:32,547 --> 00:13:34,848 -What are you doing? -I read in a magazine today 248 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:39,987 that an actress must absolutely practice her vocal warm-ups 249 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,822 to keep her larynx loose. 250 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,058 [vocalizing] 251 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,493 -Please don't. -Wow. Wow. 252 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,195 -Wow. -Uh... 253 00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:49,731 Ooh. 254 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,131 Ooh. 255 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,466 Wow. Wow. 256 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,335 [clearing throat] 257 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,304 Wow. Wow. 258 00:13:57,438 --> 00:13:59,406 -We really ought to get a gun. -No. 259 00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,308 ♪ Oh ♪ 260 00:14:01,442 --> 00:14:02,811 Wow. Wow. 261 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:06,880 -I'd like to see a doctor. -The answer is no. 262 00:14:07,381 --> 00:14:09,551 -Wow. -We're the only people I know 263 00:14:09,684 --> 00:14:11,051 that don't have a gun. 264 00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:12,486 Okay, this is not up for debate. 265 00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:14,556 And now I have to start over. 266 00:14:15,523 --> 00:14:17,091 [exhales sharply] 267 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,361 [microwave chimes] 268 00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:24,865 [Annie sighing deeply] 269 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:26,768 [Annie gasps] 270 00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,002 -What? -I forgot. 271 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,705 Oh, we scheduled dinner with Gemma and Mikey. 272 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,574 I didn't schedule anything. 273 00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:34,609 -Put your coat on. -I just unwrapped this. 274 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,944 -Throw it in the fridge. -You want me to put a hot, 275 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,780 frozen dinner in the fri-- 276 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,914 [woman on TV] [indistinct] 277 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,983 [indistinct] the shade of the reality. 278 00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:46,487 [indistinct] 279 00:14:46,621 --> 00:14:49,089 Let's go further. [indistinct] 280 00:14:49,223 --> 00:14:51,058 We have a material [indistinct]. 281 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,459 [kid on TV] [indistinct] 282 00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:53,728 God. 283 00:14:54,495 --> 00:14:56,263 -[door creaks open] -[footsteps approaching] 284 00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:57,632 Hi, honey. 285 00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,067 Mm... 286 00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,804 I'm surprised to see you made time for us outside the kitchen. 287 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,371 Oh, stop. [chuckles nervously] 288 00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:06,039 -How-- how are you? -Fine. 289 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,076 It's been an hour. 290 00:15:09,711 --> 00:15:12,781 Uh, traffic, uh, on the highway was just brutal. 291 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:16,483 Huh. Must have been an accident. I took the highway and flew. 292 00:15:16,618 --> 00:15:19,219 [awkward laughter] 293 00:15:22,524 --> 00:15:23,924 [Mikey sighs] 294 00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:27,461 Usuals for me. 295 00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:28,996 [waiter] We're supposed to be closed. 296 00:15:30,164 --> 00:15:32,099 [footsteps receding] 297 00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:39,139 George, how's your end of things? 298 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,307 George got promoted today. 299 00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:43,277 -[loud thud] -Good for you. 300 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,179 I've been saying it since day one. 301 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,281 You're going to be running that place in no time. 302 00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:50,017 Have you been job hunting, Mikey? 303 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:53,287 Uh, you got let go... 304 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,622 when? 305 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,759 Time is an illusion to the fun employed. 306 00:15:57,892 --> 00:16:00,394 [all laughing awkwardly] 307 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,630 Yeah, yeah. 308 00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:04,164 No, I-- I've been busy. 309 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,568 I haven't slept in-- 310 00:16:06,701 --> 00:16:08,202 Oh, I haven't slept in-- 311 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:09,970 I haven't slept in-- 312 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,472 -I-- -He's been baking. 313 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,642 He is just so proud of those pies. 314 00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:16,911 -I'll tell you my slogan. -Oh, can't wait. 315 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,378 [Annie] Please. 316 00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:21,148 "With a little discipline and a little practice, 317 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,184 hardly anything is off the table. 318 00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:27,689 At Mikey's, the pies are on the table." 319 00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:29,456 -Goddamn you. -[distant clattering] 320 00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:31,225 -It's a little wordy. -The message is-- that's... 321 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,460 -That is... -It's nearly there. 322 00:16:36,898 --> 00:16:38,165 Oh. 323 00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:51,278 [sniffing] 324 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:04,424 [inhales sharply] 325 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:09,129 -Mine is better. -Yeah, I've imagine that-- 326 00:17:09,263 --> 00:17:11,465 -Imagine so... -We knew, it was. Yeah. 327 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,166 Would you like a bite, sweetheart? 328 00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:18,138 In-- in what universe would I eat pie to placate you? 329 00:17:18,272 --> 00:17:20,474 [laughter] 330 00:17:23,778 --> 00:17:24,746 Oh. 331 00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,814 [laughter continues] 332 00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:28,550 You're good, hon. 333 00:17:28,683 --> 00:17:29,751 Whoo-wee. 334 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:32,185 [Mikey and Gemma clear throats] 335 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,595 -[door shuts] -[low buzzing] 336 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,784 -[water trickling] -[George groans quietly] 337 00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,351 -Tomorrow's the first. -[George] Fuck. 338 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,054 -What? -[George] What? 339 00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:08,556 -Tomorrow's the first. -[George] And? 340 00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:10,725 Bill day. 341 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,627 [George] Yeah. 342 00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:15,830 That's sort of your thing, right? 343 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,566 Okay, I have been paying for everything forever 344 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:21,201 and I've decided that it's going to stop. 345 00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:23,738 [George] Uh, why? 346 00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:26,941 I sell insurance, George. 347 00:18:27,075 --> 00:18:29,242 You know? I'm not rich. 348 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,045 Uh, we're married? 349 00:18:31,813 --> 00:18:34,549 Well, how about your life insurance premium, for instance? 350 00:18:34,682 --> 00:18:37,585 This is money I'm theoretically going to get when you die. 351 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:39,754 You should pay your premium. You should pay for your death. 352 00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:41,355 [George] Who says I'm going to die first? 353 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,490 -Don't be funny, George. -Why am I being punished? 354 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,793 You're not being punished. It's called a teachable moment. 355 00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:48,328 You're teaching me. You are teaching me? 356 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:50,364 Okay, from tomorrow on, I'm covering my half. 357 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,100 -You're covering yours. -My half of what? 358 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,002 Everything. Okay? 359 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,070 Times are changing, dear. 360 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,905 Don't you want to be a modern man? 361 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,675 Could've signed a prenup, you know. 362 00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:01,909 Yeah, I know. 363 00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:04,411 I thought you were going to be some big shot. 364 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,618 [phone ringing] 365 00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:12,152 -[intriguing music] -Turn the water heater on. 366 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,821 I'm making tea. 367 00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:15,322 -The kettle is making tea. -The kettle does my bidding. 368 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,157 -I make the tea around here. -Hello? 369 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,358 [debt collector] Mr. George Decker? 370 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:19,594 -His wife. -Just as well. 371 00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:20,962 -This is Jack-- -[phone clatters] 372 00:19:21,095 --> 00:19:22,396 [Annie sighs] 373 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,398 The water heater. 374 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:28,536 The United States government 375 00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,505 and the American Gun Owners Federation 376 00:19:30,638 --> 00:19:32,205 would like to share an amendment 377 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,675 to the recently passed legislation. 378 00:19:33,808 --> 00:19:36,711 Health insurance is now available á la carte, 379 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,346 without to the previously required assimilation 380 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,049 to purchase of firearms. 381 00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:45,218 Coverage begins at $200,000 per insured person. 382 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,321 [dreamy music] 383 00:20:03,037 --> 00:20:04,237 [music stops abruptly] 384 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:05,338 -[guns popping] -[George groans in pain] 385 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:06,741 [girl laughing] 386 00:20:07,909 --> 00:20:09,143 [reporter on radio] We interrupt this program 387 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,778 for breaking news. 388 00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:13,114 -The suspect... -Have you heard about this? 389 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:16,050 ...for the murder of her 48-year-old husband. 390 00:20:16,184 --> 00:20:18,619 Police believe that the suspect had sabotaged 391 00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:21,455 her husband's life jacket and pushed him overboard, 392 00:20:21,589 --> 00:20:23,691 knowing he was unable to swim. 393 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,594 Court documents claim she was after a nearly 394 00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:29,362 $2 million life insurance payout. 395 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,799 [dramatic music] 396 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:34,234 "And now night falls, 397 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:38,238 Me, tempest-tost, and driven from pillar to post, 398 00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:41,241 A poor, worn ghost." 399 00:20:42,476 --> 00:20:44,612 -That's beautiful. -Dowson. 400 00:20:45,513 --> 00:20:46,814 Thought it might be yours. 401 00:20:47,682 --> 00:20:49,316 Poetry might have been my second major 402 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,085 at Bloward University, but no. 403 00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:54,354 In my three collections, I never reached Dowson. 404 00:20:54,488 --> 00:20:55,690 But that's okay. 405 00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:57,725 A man needs something to aspire to. 406 00:20:58,492 --> 00:20:59,827 [cash register dings] 407 00:21:00,995 --> 00:21:02,329 $2 million. 408 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,397 [Kent] A nice chunk of change, but not worth it. 409 00:21:04,532 --> 00:21:05,967 Worth what? 410 00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:08,669 The soul, George. 411 00:21:08,803 --> 00:21:10,805 Madness eats away at the soul. 412 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,874 [intriguing music] 413 00:21:13,007 --> 00:21:14,474 Eh. 414 00:21:16,644 --> 00:21:18,378 Do you ever get bored, Kent? 415 00:21:18,513 --> 00:21:19,914 Bored of what? 416 00:21:20,748 --> 00:21:21,816 This. 417 00:21:22,550 --> 00:21:24,284 I built Kent's from the ground up 418 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,419 all by myself, man. 419 00:21:29,056 --> 00:21:30,625 I, uh, I didn't mean to-- 420 00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:31,859 I know. 421 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,494 We all have bad days at work. 422 00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:35,763 What about not working? 423 00:21:35,897 --> 00:21:37,430 Well, that's what we work towards. 424 00:21:37,565 --> 00:21:38,900 See, I don't-- I just-- 425 00:21:39,033 --> 00:21:41,135 I don't-- I don't know how I feel about that. 426 00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:44,038 -About what exactly? -Working as a way of... 427 00:21:44,906 --> 00:21:45,973 waiting. 428 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,945 Try to have a good one, George. 429 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,749 This one's on me. 430 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,157 -[doorbell dings] -[door shuts] 431 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:05,626 This one's on me? [scoffs] 432 00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:15,903 [low flickering] 433 00:22:20,074 --> 00:22:23,343 [screaming] 434 00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:55,475 [music playing on TV] 435 00:22:55,610 --> 00:22:57,311 [TV host] The numbers are... 436 00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:58,779 nine. 437 00:23:01,015 --> 00:23:02,415 [yells] Fuck! 438 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:03,885 [TV host] Seven. 439 00:23:04,619 --> 00:23:05,887 Eighty-eight. 440 00:23:07,722 --> 00:23:10,024 [loud whirring] 441 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:15,229 Time to rehearse. 442 00:23:15,363 --> 00:23:16,931 [upbeat music on TV] 443 00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:19,233 [Annie on TV] Do you have a life of spills, drips, 444 00:23:19,367 --> 00:23:20,500 and other wet messes? 445 00:23:21,135 --> 00:23:23,304 Do you have a life of spills, drips, 446 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,373 and other wet messes? 447 00:23:25,506 --> 00:23:26,540 [George groaning softly] 448 00:23:26,674 --> 00:23:29,176 [Annie] Wow Sponge. Wow. Wow, 449 00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:32,013 Wow. Wow. Wow, wow. 450 00:23:33,214 --> 00:23:34,582 Wow! 451 00:23:35,616 --> 00:23:36,884 There it is. 452 00:23:37,018 --> 00:23:38,586 Wow Sponge! 453 00:23:38,719 --> 00:23:40,487 There it is, yes! 454 00:23:40,621 --> 00:23:42,523 Wow. Wow Sponge! 455 00:23:42,657 --> 00:23:45,126 [George groaning softly] 456 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:49,096 [rhythmic beeping] 457 00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:50,698 -George! -Mikey. 458 00:23:50,831 --> 00:23:52,266 You two know each other? 459 00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,500 Our wives are friends. 460 00:23:53,634 --> 00:23:55,036 [Kent] Oh, small world. 461 00:23:55,169 --> 00:23:56,704 You know, Mikey is about to start a business. 462 00:23:56,837 --> 00:23:57,872 Isn't that something? 463 00:23:58,005 --> 00:24:00,374 Gathering munitions, as it were. 464 00:24:00,508 --> 00:24:02,643 And to have such a supportive wife 465 00:24:02,777 --> 00:24:04,545 like Gemma makes all the difference. 466 00:24:04,679 --> 00:24:05,846 -[Mikey] I'm a lucky guy. -[George mouthing] 467 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:07,949 -[Mikey chuckling] -Usual for me. 468 00:24:11,886 --> 00:24:13,321 Uh, put it on my card. 469 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,890 Whatever George wants is on my wife this morning. 470 00:24:16,023 --> 00:24:19,060 In that case, uh, ma-- ma-- make it two tickets then, huh? 471 00:24:19,193 --> 00:24:20,460 Let's not get greedy. 472 00:24:22,630 --> 00:24:23,698 Lottery, huh? 473 00:24:24,398 --> 00:24:26,734 Not for me. I like to know where I stand. 474 00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:29,236 -[Kent] Me too, brother. -Different strokes. 475 00:24:31,739 --> 00:24:33,507 -See you guys. -Mr. Decker. 476 00:24:33,641 --> 00:24:34,976 George. 477 00:24:37,211 --> 00:24:39,680 -[door shuts close] -Top tier, isn't he? 478 00:24:40,514 --> 00:24:41,816 Mm-hmm. 479 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:51,892 [door creaks open] 480 00:24:54,729 --> 00:24:56,464 Principal Breyer. 481 00:24:56,597 --> 00:24:58,399 Uh, who else would it be? 482 00:24:58,532 --> 00:24:59,867 May I come in? 483 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:02,336 Uh, you need to schedule something with, uh, eh, 484 00:25:02,470 --> 00:25:04,105 -what's her name out there? -Just hoping I could-- 485 00:25:04,238 --> 00:25:06,040 I don't mind talking with you when it's scheduled. 486 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:07,375 Okay? 487 00:25:07,508 --> 00:25:10,011 It's almost Triceraglocks hour in the auditorium. 488 00:25:10,144 --> 00:25:11,545 You know the deal. Mandatory attendance. 489 00:25:11,679 --> 00:25:12,880 Chop, chop. 490 00:25:13,014 --> 00:25:15,282 -Just that I-- -I said chop, chop. Okay? 491 00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:18,452 When an adult says "chop, chop," you chop twice. 492 00:25:18,586 --> 00:25:19,920 Okay? Hmm. 493 00:25:23,991 --> 00:25:27,061 [sighs, whispering] I love my job. I love my job. 494 00:25:27,194 --> 00:25:28,396 [incoming message sings] 495 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:31,432 [voice notification] Incoming voicemail from Ty, 496 00:25:31,565 --> 00:25:33,267 the hot skydive instructor. 497 00:25:35,870 --> 00:25:37,271 [clears throat] 498 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,541 Hello, Mikey. 499 00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:43,577 Uh, can you stop, uh, whisking? 500 00:25:43,711 --> 00:25:45,212 The huffing is nauseating. 501 00:25:45,346 --> 00:25:48,049 Um, I'm out for dinner with a friend from work tonight. 502 00:25:48,182 --> 00:25:49,316 That's all. 503 00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:58,993 [TV host] Welcome back to the all-day, 504 00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:02,029 every day, true crime marathon where we show you 505 00:26:02,163 --> 00:26:04,533 cheating spouses and gruesome murders, 506 00:26:04,665 --> 00:26:07,536 24/7 in graphic detail. 507 00:26:07,668 --> 00:26:09,570 For your casual entertainment. 508 00:26:09,703 --> 00:26:14,075 -[dramatic music] -[people screaming on TV] 509 00:26:17,546 --> 00:26:19,280 [door latch rattling] 510 00:26:19,413 --> 00:26:20,748 [Annie huffs angrily] 511 00:26:20,881 --> 00:26:22,650 [phone buzzing] 512 00:26:23,584 --> 00:26:24,952 [sighs] 513 00:26:28,856 --> 00:26:32,326 "Don't come in today. Piper's building flooded." 514 00:26:33,594 --> 00:26:34,862 Wow. 515 00:26:36,565 --> 00:26:39,600 Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Wow. 516 00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:44,238 ♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow ♪ 517 00:26:44,371 --> 00:26:47,041 ♪ Wow ♪ 518 00:26:47,174 --> 00:26:49,243 [sighs] Wow. 519 00:26:49,376 --> 00:26:52,179 Wow, wow, wow. 520 00:26:52,313 --> 00:26:53,814 Wow, wow. 521 00:26:53,948 --> 00:26:56,417 -Oh, wow. -[faint buzzing] 522 00:26:56,551 --> 00:26:57,818 [sighs in pleasure] 523 00:26:57,952 --> 00:26:59,887 [laughing triumphantly] 524 00:27:00,020 --> 00:27:02,490 -[phone ringing, buzzing] -[Annie groaning in frustration] 525 00:27:02,623 --> 00:27:04,825 [phone continues ringing and buzzing] 526 00:27:11,265 --> 00:27:12,366 Hello? 527 00:27:13,334 --> 00:27:14,635 What? 528 00:27:15,504 --> 00:27:16,804 Today? 529 00:27:16,937 --> 00:27:18,639 You want-- you want to reschedule to today? 530 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:20,875 Toni-- Uh, oh, yes. 531 00:27:21,008 --> 00:27:22,843 Yes, yes. I'll be right there. 532 00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:28,550 Hello. Uh, 'm Annie Decker, and I'm an actress. 533 00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:32,453 And I'm reading for the role of Wow Sponge infomercial host. 534 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,557 -[director] Age? -Thirty-one years. 535 00:27:36,257 --> 00:27:39,393 -[director] Height? -5'4", sopping wet. [chuckles] 536 00:27:39,528 --> 00:27:41,896 No, 5'4". In heels. 537 00:27:42,463 --> 00:27:43,565 5'4". 538 00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:45,466 [director] Social security number? 539 00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:47,735 Social security number? 540 00:27:47,868 --> 00:27:50,905 Zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. 541 00:27:52,306 --> 00:27:53,374 Yes, really. 542 00:27:54,475 --> 00:27:55,776 [director] Action. 543 00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:58,946 [sighs] 544 00:28:00,649 --> 00:28:01,715 Hi there. 545 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:04,018 I'm Annie from Wow! Sponge. 546 00:28:04,519 --> 00:28:08,590 Do you have a life of spills, drips, and other wet messes? 547 00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:13,160 Are you a busy working gal in need of a quick fix? 548 00:28:13,662 --> 00:28:14,828 Do you know what would fill 549 00:28:14,962 --> 00:28:16,598 that unnameable hole inside of you, 550 00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:18,866 eating you alive from the inside out? 551 00:28:19,668 --> 00:28:20,968 I do. 552 00:28:21,536 --> 00:28:23,370 It's the Wow! Sponge. 553 00:28:24,004 --> 00:28:26,907 You'll be spilling things just to clean them up. 554 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:30,744 It's like a sponge, but... wow! 555 00:28:34,081 --> 00:28:37,519 The Wow Sponge holds twice its weight in liquid. 556 00:28:37,985 --> 00:28:41,355 Look at that. It's doing all the work. 557 00:28:41,922 --> 00:28:45,859 Now that is what I call the "Wow Factor." 558 00:28:45,993 --> 00:28:48,462 It doesn't drip. It doesn't make a mess. It's-- 559 00:28:49,698 --> 00:28:51,398 Say it with me. 560 00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:52,800 Wow! 561 00:28:52,933 --> 00:28:56,003 Now, the Wow Sponge goes for $3.99 a sponge, 562 00:28:56,136 --> 00:28:58,272 which is a downright steal. 563 00:28:58,405 --> 00:29:00,074 But if you call now, 564 00:29:00,207 --> 00:29:01,942 and I mean in the next 20 minutes, 565 00:29:02,076 --> 00:29:03,944 because we can't hand sponges out 566 00:29:04,078 --> 00:29:06,013 all willy-nilly ad infinitum. 567 00:29:06,146 --> 00:29:10,518 We will fill in a second Wow Sponge absolutely free. 568 00:29:10,652 --> 00:29:11,919 That's right. You heard me. 569 00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:14,888 That is two Wow Sponges for only $3.99. 570 00:29:15,022 --> 00:29:17,858 I am swooning. Here's how to order. 571 00:29:17,992 --> 00:29:22,731 You call 555-555-5555. 572 00:29:22,863 --> 00:29:24,865 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wow. 573 00:29:24,999 --> 00:29:26,333 Beware, Wow Sponge imitators. 574 00:29:26,467 --> 00:29:29,937 There is only one true sponge. And it's Wow! 575 00:29:30,070 --> 00:29:34,509 That's 555-555-5555. 576 00:29:34,643 --> 00:29:36,877 ♪ 577 00:29:39,046 --> 00:29:40,914 -[George coughs] -[faint hissing] 578 00:29:41,048 --> 00:29:43,984 [coughing] 579 00:29:44,118 --> 00:29:45,687 [faint hissing continues] 580 00:29:45,819 --> 00:29:47,087 Oh. 581 00:29:47,756 --> 00:29:49,056 [coughs] 582 00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:52,159 [coughing] 583 00:29:55,664 --> 00:29:58,065 [suspenseful music] 584 00:30:05,573 --> 00:30:07,274 I need you to take out the trash. 585 00:30:08,942 --> 00:30:11,412 [Lucy coughing] 586 00:30:11,546 --> 00:30:16,950 ♪ 587 00:30:31,865 --> 00:30:33,067 Why are you stopping? 588 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:39,139 ♪ 589 00:30:40,809 --> 00:30:42,209 Pick it up. 590 00:30:44,244 --> 00:30:45,547 I'm off the clock. 591 00:30:47,582 --> 00:30:50,117 Pick it up. 592 00:30:51,686 --> 00:30:53,420 You have five seconds, George. 593 00:30:53,921 --> 00:30:56,857 Five, four, 594 00:30:56,990 --> 00:30:58,660 three, two... 595 00:30:58,793 --> 00:31:00,127 Why do you treat me like this? 596 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:01,995 Who are you going to tell? 597 00:31:02,129 --> 00:31:04,198 -[loud thud] -[Lucy groans in pain] 598 00:31:04,331 --> 00:31:06,568 Oh, God. Oh, no, Lucy. 599 00:31:06,701 --> 00:31:07,669 Oh, I'm so sorry. 600 00:31:07,802 --> 00:31:09,937 [George groaning] 601 00:31:10,705 --> 00:31:12,072 Oh, my goddamn knees. 602 00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:13,808 -Whiny little boy. -I-- 603 00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:16,511 [George groaning] Oh, fuck. 604 00:31:16,644 --> 00:31:19,748 [somber music on TV] 605 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,982 [laughter on TV] 606 00:31:26,186 --> 00:31:27,589 You don't have to. 607 00:31:27,722 --> 00:31:32,627 ♪ 608 00:31:41,870 --> 00:31:43,904 Do you want me to... 609 00:31:46,006 --> 00:31:47,509 No. 610 00:31:47,642 --> 00:31:49,611 [TV host] We are proud to present the world premiere of... 611 00:31:49,744 --> 00:31:51,044 Sylvia Plath, 612 00:31:51,178 --> 00:31:54,381 poet, lover, lady carbon monoxide. 613 00:31:55,048 --> 00:31:56,450 Did you pay for your half of the bills? 614 00:31:57,050 --> 00:31:58,285 I paid for mine. 615 00:31:58,419 --> 00:32:04,458 ♪ 616 00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:13,100 Got something to tell you. 617 00:32:13,233 --> 00:32:14,501 Is it good night? 618 00:32:15,269 --> 00:32:16,604 I got the part. 619 00:32:19,908 --> 00:32:22,342 Oh. Oh, my God. About... 620 00:32:23,678 --> 00:32:24,746 about the audition? 621 00:32:25,145 --> 00:32:26,881 They changed it. I went in today. 622 00:32:27,014 --> 00:32:28,315 I can't believe it. 623 00:32:28,449 --> 00:32:30,552 I'm finally gonna make something of myself. 624 00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:32,219 Oh, oh, my God, Annie. 625 00:32:32,352 --> 00:32:35,456 [chuckling] Oh! Oh, dear good Lord, we're saved. 626 00:32:35,590 --> 00:32:37,659 -W-- we? -You and me, baby, you and me. 627 00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:40,595 [chuckles] Wh, uh, uh, where-- where-- where-- where-- 628 00:32:40,728 --> 00:32:41,830 where's the check? 629 00:32:41,962 --> 00:32:43,330 What's your cut of the royalties? 630 00:32:44,431 --> 00:32:46,333 There's no money, hon. 631 00:32:47,702 --> 00:32:49,069 It's non-union. 632 00:32:49,904 --> 00:32:51,205 What? 633 00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:54,308 No, I get paid an experience. 634 00:32:54,441 --> 00:32:55,844 And experience is valuable. 635 00:32:55,976 --> 00:32:58,680 I mean, even more valuable than money, they said. 636 00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:00,648 I just wanted to tell you in case 637 00:33:00,782 --> 00:33:03,150 you wanted to have some sweet dreams tonight. 638 00:33:04,752 --> 00:33:06,019 [Annie clapping] 639 00:33:08,590 --> 00:33:10,491 They're sending us sponges. 640 00:33:11,258 --> 00:33:13,060 For free, George. 641 00:33:13,695 --> 00:33:15,496 Free Wow Sponges. 642 00:33:17,799 --> 00:33:18,933 Wow. 643 00:33:19,366 --> 00:33:21,636 [George sighs deeply] 644 00:33:30,612 --> 00:33:33,515 [George's voice] A $2 million life insurance pay. 645 00:33:34,549 --> 00:33:36,851 And she almost made it, too. 646 00:33:37,417 --> 00:33:38,786 That's sloppy. 647 00:33:41,054 --> 00:33:43,691 Can't have witnesses. That's rule number one. 648 00:33:45,225 --> 00:33:47,261 Make it look like an accident. 649 00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:51,331 Everything you own is old and leaky. 650 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:54,167 Your house is full of shit, George. 651 00:33:55,068 --> 00:33:57,104 No one would suspect a thing. 652 00:33:57,237 --> 00:33:58,640 [door creaking] 653 00:33:58,773 --> 00:34:00,207 Send Annie to hell 654 00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:03,477 and let the cool island breeze carry you home. 655 00:34:09,017 --> 00:34:11,451 [quirky music] 656 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:15,355 Lucy, I am taking the day off. 657 00:34:15,823 --> 00:34:19,159 My wife and I are celebrating a professional accomplishment. 658 00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:22,897 Yes, hers. I-- 659 00:34:23,031 --> 00:34:24,331 I-- I'm aware I haven't had 660 00:34:24,464 --> 00:34:26,500 a professional accomplishment in some time. 661 00:34:27,134 --> 00:34:28,402 Goodbye. 662 00:34:32,472 --> 00:34:38,345 ♪ 663 00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:00,100 [Gemma] It's so exciting. 664 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:02,269 I mean, it's so cool, Annie, for real. 665 00:35:04,772 --> 00:35:06,239 Shouldn't take this long to get a cup of tea. 666 00:35:06,373 --> 00:35:08,509 Ugh, what's the rush? We're celebrating. 667 00:35:08,643 --> 00:35:10,444 You took the day off for me. Let's enjoy it. 668 00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:13,615 -I was thinking we could-- -I know, and I want to, but... 669 00:35:14,983 --> 00:35:16,383 I gotta get to flight school. 670 00:35:16,951 --> 00:35:19,721 -Again? -[sighs] He's got me, Annie. 671 00:35:19,854 --> 00:35:20,922 He's got me good. 672 00:35:21,623 --> 00:35:23,925 Wait, do you always go there and never to his house? 673 00:35:24,058 --> 00:35:26,126 -Never. -Why? 674 00:35:27,762 --> 00:35:28,997 -[Gemma] Fuck. -[Ty] Yes! 675 00:35:29,129 --> 00:35:30,732 [Gemma] [indistinct] 676 00:35:30,865 --> 00:35:34,736 Oh, come on, come on. Come on! Come on! 677 00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:37,071 -Come on! -[Gemma screaming] 678 00:35:37,204 --> 00:35:39,139 Fuck me. 679 00:35:39,272 --> 00:35:41,876 -I would. -[phone buzzing] 680 00:35:45,913 --> 00:35:48,415 -You can pick up. -Doesn't matter with you. 681 00:35:49,182 --> 00:35:50,618 If Ty calls, I'll answer. 682 00:35:50,752 --> 00:35:52,687 Don't you think he's gonna get, uh, suspicious? 683 00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:54,756 That would require a single fucking brain cell 684 00:35:54,889 --> 00:35:57,190 to fire about anything other than... 685 00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:00,394 -pies. -Hmm. 686 00:36:00,528 --> 00:36:02,162 Annie, if you had told me when I was a little girl 687 00:36:02,295 --> 00:36:03,731 that pies would come to haunt me, 688 00:36:03,865 --> 00:36:06,366 I mean, really, pies are my fucking cross to bear? 689 00:36:10,738 --> 00:36:11,839 Annie? 690 00:36:11,973 --> 00:36:13,508 Hmm? 691 00:36:13,641 --> 00:36:15,475 Sometimes you get this, like, weird twitch in your eye. 692 00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:18,680 Okay, I've never told anyone this. 693 00:36:18,813 --> 00:36:20,014 Not even George. 694 00:36:20,148 --> 00:36:21,348 Well, you can trust me, right? 695 00:36:21,916 --> 00:36:23,918 I mean, you know you can talk to me about anything? 696 00:36:26,888 --> 00:36:28,156 Okay. 697 00:36:30,158 --> 00:36:31,993 Well, these pills you see me take, 698 00:36:32,126 --> 00:36:33,928 they're meant to stop me 699 00:36:34,062 --> 00:36:36,263 from letting certain thoughts, certain-- 700 00:36:37,431 --> 00:36:38,966 Sometimes I picture just-- 701 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,500 Oh, my God! 702 00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:45,740 [both retching and sobbing] 703 00:36:49,342 --> 00:36:51,746 -[doorbell chimes] -[door shuts] 704 00:36:55,449 --> 00:36:57,719 Mrs. Breyer. It's been a while. 705 00:36:58,285 --> 00:36:59,520 Hi, Annie. 706 00:37:02,222 --> 00:37:04,692 You ladies doing okay? Or... 707 00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:09,130 Okay. 708 00:37:09,262 --> 00:37:10,565 Good for you and Mikey. 709 00:37:12,934 --> 00:37:15,103 So, Annie, how'd that audition go? 710 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,436 I got the part. 711 00:37:16,571 --> 00:37:18,305 That's amazing to hear. Congratulations! 712 00:37:18,438 --> 00:37:20,174 I know. It's all happening so fast. 713 00:37:20,307 --> 00:37:21,743 I mean, one day I was just like you, 714 00:37:21,876 --> 00:37:23,678 -and now I'm on TV. -I left my wallet in the car. 715 00:37:23,811 --> 00:37:24,979 Annie, can you... 716 00:37:25,479 --> 00:37:27,115 -Yeah. -Thanks. 717 00:37:27,782 --> 00:37:29,617 I'll put it on George's tab. 718 00:37:30,118 --> 00:37:31,786 -Tab? -[door shuts] 719 00:37:33,855 --> 00:37:37,357 I'll just take care of these now. 720 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:47,300 On me. 721 00:37:47,434 --> 00:37:48,569 Wow, Annie, thank you. 722 00:37:48,703 --> 00:37:50,538 That's mighty generous. 723 00:37:52,507 --> 00:37:55,342 -[doorbell dings] -[door shuts close] 724 00:38:04,952 --> 00:38:06,020 [Annie sighs] 725 00:38:06,754 --> 00:38:09,422 [suspenseful music building] 726 00:38:21,202 --> 00:38:25,139 ♪ 727 00:38:25,273 --> 00:38:28,776 [Annie coughing] 728 00:38:31,045 --> 00:38:32,345 [tires screeching] 729 00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:34,615 [Annie wheezing, coughing] 730 00:38:34,749 --> 00:38:37,051 [Mikey] Annie, have you seen Gemma? 731 00:38:37,185 --> 00:38:39,352 When was the last time you saw Gemma exactly? 732 00:38:39,486 --> 00:38:40,453 -[Annise wheezing] What? -I called the school 733 00:38:40,588 --> 00:38:41,656 and they don't kn-- Hello? 734 00:38:41,789 --> 00:38:42,990 -Is George inside? -No. 735 00:38:43,124 --> 00:38:45,193 -Stop! -George! George! 736 00:38:45,325 --> 00:38:47,562 [Annie coughing] 737 00:38:48,729 --> 00:38:52,365 [wheezing and coughing] 738 00:38:52,499 --> 00:38:55,102 [Mikey coughing] 739 00:38:56,103 --> 00:38:58,573 Jesus Christ. Annie, you've got a gas leak! 740 00:38:58,706 --> 00:39:00,808 -I think, yeah. -Gas, exactly! 741 00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:02,543 [Mikey coughing] 742 00:39:02,677 --> 00:39:04,078 George? Gemma? 743 00:39:07,081 --> 00:39:08,149 George? 744 00:39:08,282 --> 00:39:09,984 -[Annie coughing] -Gemma? 745 00:39:10,718 --> 00:39:14,354 [suspenseful music] 746 00:39:30,605 --> 00:39:31,973 [Annie] George! 747 00:39:32,106 --> 00:39:33,140 Holy shit. 748 00:39:33,274 --> 00:39:35,109 Mikey found a gas leak. 749 00:39:35,243 --> 00:39:37,377 -Mikey? -Mikey is the interesting part 750 00:39:37,511 --> 00:39:38,512 of what I just said? 751 00:39:38,646 --> 00:39:40,081 Uh, Mikey found what? 752 00:39:40,214 --> 00:39:41,649 A gas leak. 753 00:39:41,782 --> 00:39:43,483 He was looking for Gemma. I was home. I smelled something. 754 00:39:43,618 --> 00:39:45,418 I wanted a shower because she threw up on me 755 00:39:45,553 --> 00:39:47,622 and all of a sudden, I couldn't breathe. 756 00:39:47,755 --> 00:39:49,056 The fire department came and they said that 757 00:39:49,190 --> 00:39:51,458 all the appliances are shot to hell. 758 00:39:51,592 --> 00:39:52,593 And I opened all the windows and doors, 759 00:39:52,727 --> 00:39:54,528 but it still smells like-- 760 00:39:54,662 --> 00:39:57,064 like rotten eggs, don't you think? 761 00:39:57,732 --> 00:39:59,033 Where were you? 762 00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,602 George, we need a new water heater. 763 00:40:01,736 --> 00:40:03,237 That thing is shot to hell. 764 00:40:03,371 --> 00:40:04,906 I'm gonna go take a shower. 765 00:40:05,039 --> 00:40:07,642 The water heater is out. It almost tried to kill me. 766 00:40:07,775 --> 00:40:09,442 Are you hearing a word I'm saying? 767 00:40:09,577 --> 00:40:10,945 I'll take it cold. 768 00:40:11,545 --> 00:40:12,980 [Annie clapping] 769 00:40:13,446 --> 00:40:14,515 Here's how to order. 770 00:40:14,649 --> 00:40:18,753 You call 555-555-5555. 771 00:40:18,886 --> 00:40:20,087 Here it is again. 772 00:40:20,221 --> 00:40:23,557 It's 555-555-5555. 773 00:40:23,691 --> 00:40:25,192 Beware, Wow Sponge imitators. 774 00:40:25,326 --> 00:40:27,460 There is only one true sponge. 775 00:40:27,595 --> 00:40:28,629 And it's Wow! 776 00:40:28,763 --> 00:40:33,034 That's 555-555-5555. 777 00:40:35,569 --> 00:40:37,437 Future Oscar Walk of Fame superstar 778 00:40:37,571 --> 00:40:38,739 right here in our goddamn midst. 779 00:40:38,873 --> 00:40:40,641 Bravo, Annie. You did it. 780 00:40:40,775 --> 00:40:42,176 It's a dream come true, guys. 781 00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:43,544 You must be a proud man, George. 782 00:40:43,678 --> 00:40:44,946 Speechless. 783 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:47,915 -Say something. -I'm speechless, I said. 784 00:40:49,083 --> 00:40:50,818 Well, what are you two doing to celebrate? 785 00:40:50,952 --> 00:40:53,087 -Oh, I don't know. We're gonna-- -You should go skydiving. 786 00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:55,323 -No, no, that's dangerous. -[Gemma] It's not. 787 00:40:55,488 --> 00:40:57,457 The instructors are well-trained. 788 00:40:57,591 --> 00:40:59,193 How do you know so much about skydiving? 789 00:40:59,694 --> 00:41:00,761 It's a hobby. 790 00:41:00,895 --> 00:41:02,863 -It's active. -Come on, hun. 791 00:41:02,997 --> 00:41:04,398 I've always wanted to try it. 792 00:41:04,532 --> 00:41:05,633 -You have? -You knew that. 793 00:41:05,766 --> 00:41:07,134 -I didn't. -It's quite the release. 794 00:41:07,268 --> 00:41:08,836 -Seeing who's-- -I will book us a reservation 795 00:41:08,970 --> 00:41:10,805 -tomorrow. -I'll refer you. 796 00:41:10,938 --> 00:41:12,907 He will get you in wherever, whenever you want. 797 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,875 -He? -The skydive thing. 798 00:41:15,009 --> 00:41:17,611 The automated-- the appointment number, Mikey. 799 00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:19,413 Modern technology, huh? 800 00:41:19,547 --> 00:41:21,582 Texting a skydive center? 801 00:41:21,716 --> 00:41:23,551 That is unbelievable. 802 00:41:23,684 --> 00:41:25,019 A toast! Oh. 803 00:41:25,686 --> 00:41:27,688 [screaming] 804 00:41:27,822 --> 00:41:29,523 [Mikey choking] 805 00:41:30,725 --> 00:41:33,127 -What's wrong with you? -It was an accident. 806 00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,562 Sloppy. 807 00:41:35,162 --> 00:41:36,597 Sloppy man. 808 00:41:36,731 --> 00:41:38,232 [Mikey] I'm sorry. 809 00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:47,775 Screwed up with the missus. 810 00:41:47,908 --> 00:41:50,244 -She'll be fine. -Your missus. 811 00:41:51,912 --> 00:41:53,514 How are you, George? 812 00:41:54,815 --> 00:41:57,918 To be honest, I am drowning in debt 813 00:41:58,052 --> 00:41:59,587 and woefully underappreciated 814 00:41:59,720 --> 00:42:03,457 in every facet of my small, pathetic life. 815 00:42:03,591 --> 00:42:06,360 I am attempting to pull off something truly devilish 816 00:42:06,494 --> 00:42:09,230 for which I will certainly burn in Satan's eternal fire, 817 00:42:09,363 --> 00:42:12,066 but I can't imagine hell being any worse than life. 818 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,902 That's great. How's work? 819 00:42:16,804 --> 00:42:18,139 Come by sometime. 820 00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:19,974 I'll give you a free slice of pie. 821 00:42:20,107 --> 00:42:22,543 [Mikey scoffs] I got pies galore at home. 822 00:42:25,012 --> 00:42:26,814 We say ours are better than homemade. 823 00:42:27,314 --> 00:42:30,785 No, no. Burgers Now is selling my pies. 824 00:42:31,886 --> 00:42:33,821 -How's that? -And they pay well. 825 00:42:33,954 --> 00:42:37,058 And that Lucy, well, she couldn't be nicer. 826 00:42:37,658 --> 00:42:39,026 I like their ethos, too. 827 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:42,430 Preparation is crust for the filling. 828 00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:43,864 Solid mantra, that. 829 00:42:43,998 --> 00:42:45,833 And the encouragement. Oh. 830 00:42:45,966 --> 00:42:49,303 So refreshing to have higher ups that believe in you. 831 00:42:51,506 --> 00:42:55,242 You know, Gemma's out all day, so I have the house to myself. 832 00:42:55,376 --> 00:42:56,511 Sounds nice. 833 00:42:56,911 --> 00:42:58,212 You'd think so. 834 00:43:00,147 --> 00:43:01,382 [chuckles softly] 835 00:43:01,982 --> 00:43:05,786 The pies, George, the pies have been my salvation. 836 00:43:06,521 --> 00:43:08,622 Salvation to salivate over. 837 00:43:08,756 --> 00:43:10,525 How's that for a slogan? 838 00:43:10,658 --> 00:43:13,194 The trick is the apple, okay? 839 00:43:13,327 --> 00:43:15,830 Depending upon what type of apple you use, George, 840 00:43:15,963 --> 00:43:19,366 you can dramatically alter the taste of the pastry. 841 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,169 Honeycrisp, Fuji, Granny Smith. 842 00:43:23,404 --> 00:43:25,206 Gemma usually comes home pretty late, 843 00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:28,577 and so I like to have something delicious waiting for her. 844 00:43:29,410 --> 00:43:32,279 The way to a woman's heart is through her stomach. 845 00:43:32,413 --> 00:43:34,982 -Must you taste it before-- -She's popular. 846 00:43:35,116 --> 00:43:40,121 She's got friends and interests, and I love that about her. 847 00:43:40,254 --> 00:43:41,322 Mmm. 848 00:43:42,756 --> 00:43:43,891 [Mikey grunts] 849 00:43:44,024 --> 00:43:45,426 Well, our first date. 850 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,128 It's my favorite picture of us. 851 00:43:47,261 --> 00:43:49,663 -It's something, isn't it? -Do you need medical attention? 852 00:43:49,797 --> 00:43:51,265 I was lucky. 853 00:43:51,999 --> 00:43:54,101 Lucky as Lou Gehrig. [chuckles] 854 00:43:54,536 --> 00:43:56,737 But, well, you know Gemma. 855 00:43:57,271 --> 00:43:58,639 We start dating. 856 00:43:58,772 --> 00:44:00,509 She stops answering my calls. 857 00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:01,976 We moved in together. 858 00:44:02,109 --> 00:44:04,912 She rarely comes home. I manage, but-- 859 00:44:06,714 --> 00:44:08,749 There are dark moments, George. 860 00:44:09,717 --> 00:44:10,918 And I think to myself, 861 00:44:11,051 --> 00:44:13,354 "Oh, God, has she been cheating on me?" 862 00:44:14,388 --> 00:44:16,724 I mean, that makes me sound crazy, doesn't it? 863 00:44:16,857 --> 00:44:18,025 And the last thing I want to do 864 00:44:18,159 --> 00:44:20,060 is be one of those hysterical men. 865 00:44:20,794 --> 00:44:22,696 And I get the look, 866 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:24,465 "No, we don't have sex." 867 00:44:24,899 --> 00:44:26,834 And I have a notebook full of things 868 00:44:26,967 --> 00:44:30,137 I would love to experiment with when she's ready. 869 00:44:31,573 --> 00:44:32,973 If I can be honest, George, 870 00:44:33,107 --> 00:44:35,476 I think she might have become asexual. 871 00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:37,444 Just doesn't interest her. 872 00:44:38,145 --> 00:44:41,248 But when we first met, woo-wee, George, 873 00:44:41,382 --> 00:44:44,084 she was whatever the opposite of asexual is. 874 00:44:44,218 --> 00:44:46,921 -Sexual? -We haven't slept together in... 875 00:44:50,090 --> 00:44:51,425 Can I be honest, George? 876 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,160 I'm-- I'm worried. 877 00:44:53,595 --> 00:44:54,929 I'm worried about me. 878 00:44:55,062 --> 00:44:57,398 I mean, do you listen to the radio, George? 879 00:44:57,532 --> 00:44:59,867 Do you watch the television? 880 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,502 Are you aware of the terrible things 881 00:45:01,636 --> 00:45:04,405 that people do to each other? 882 00:45:05,139 --> 00:45:07,041 Why don't you clean yourself up? 883 00:45:09,343 --> 00:45:10,444 Sure thing. 884 00:45:13,747 --> 00:45:15,049 You okay? 885 00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:17,418 Never better. 886 00:45:17,851 --> 00:45:19,654 [Mikey's stomach gurgles] 887 00:45:20,555 --> 00:45:22,856 Did you, uh, get the water heater fixed? 888 00:45:22,990 --> 00:45:24,491 Oh, got a new one at Kent's. 889 00:45:24,626 --> 00:45:26,160 -Hmm. -Always on. 890 00:45:27,194 --> 00:45:29,396 -Expensive. -Hmm. 891 00:45:30,599 --> 00:45:31,966 Lucky you came by the other day, 892 00:45:32,099 --> 00:45:34,101 or, you know, who knows what would have happened. 893 00:45:34,235 --> 00:45:36,303 -Yeah, lucky indeed. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 894 00:45:36,437 --> 00:45:37,805 I was looking for Gemma. 895 00:45:37,938 --> 00:45:39,773 -Here? -Well, just checking. 896 00:45:39,907 --> 00:45:41,342 Yeah. You find her? 897 00:45:41,475 --> 00:45:42,711 -Nope. -No. 898 00:45:42,843 --> 00:45:44,111 No. 899 00:45:45,412 --> 00:45:46,615 Uh-huh. 900 00:45:47,114 --> 00:45:50,084 [intriguing music] 901 00:45:56,991 --> 00:45:59,426 -[music continues] -[no audio] 902 00:46:09,937 --> 00:46:11,839 [music fades] 903 00:46:12,674 --> 00:46:14,008 Oh. 904 00:46:14,509 --> 00:46:15,876 Hey, so Annie said that 905 00:46:16,010 --> 00:46:18,946 you were out the other day when the gas leaked. 906 00:46:20,582 --> 00:46:21,849 Indeed. 907 00:46:22,383 --> 00:46:23,484 Where were you? 908 00:46:25,919 --> 00:46:27,021 Old friends. 909 00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:29,557 -Anyone I'm familiar with? -I don't think so. 910 00:46:29,691 --> 00:46:33,160 Well, I might know them, given the pie situation. 911 00:46:36,631 --> 00:46:38,499 These are friends work... 912 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:40,467 nights. 913 00:46:40,602 --> 00:46:42,136 The graveyard shift? 914 00:46:44,371 --> 00:46:45,439 Yes. 915 00:46:47,908 --> 00:46:50,177 [chuckles] That's funny. 916 00:46:51,011 --> 00:46:53,414 For a restaurant that closes at 9:00 p.m. 917 00:46:56,850 --> 00:46:59,853 [George groans softly] They're the cleaning crew. 918 00:47:01,589 --> 00:47:02,990 Oh. 919 00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:05,527 Oh. 920 00:47:11,566 --> 00:47:14,001 -Okay, well, good night. -Good night. 921 00:47:15,102 --> 00:47:17,271 So proud of you. I'm so proud. 922 00:47:17,404 --> 00:47:18,773 Thank you. 923 00:47:18,906 --> 00:47:20,407 Good night, you guys. 924 00:47:27,081 --> 00:47:29,083 Did George seem a little off to you tonight? 925 00:47:29,718 --> 00:47:30,785 No. 926 00:47:31,318 --> 00:47:33,854 Hey, I really do love you, Gem. 927 00:47:36,156 --> 00:47:37,491 [car engine rumbles] 928 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:40,060 [planes whooshing] 929 00:47:40,829 --> 00:47:42,731 [Annie] I really don't want to do this, George. 930 00:47:42,863 --> 00:47:44,666 [George] Come on, we're celebrating. 931 00:47:44,799 --> 00:47:45,834 [Annie on radio] Say it with me. 932 00:47:45,966 --> 00:47:47,468 -Live a little. -Wow! 933 00:47:47,602 --> 00:47:51,606 Now, the Wow Sponge goes for $3.99 a sponge, which-- 934 00:47:54,408 --> 00:47:57,311 Yeah, what the fuck is up, you adrenaline junkies? 935 00:47:57,444 --> 00:47:59,179 You goddamn adrenaline addicts. 936 00:47:59,313 --> 00:48:01,516 What the fuck is up, you adrenal heads? 937 00:48:01,649 --> 00:48:05,119 I'm Gail, but enough about me. How are you today? 938 00:48:05,252 --> 00:48:06,654 -We're excited. -Hell yeah. 939 00:48:06,788 --> 00:48:07,921 All right, now, listen up. 940 00:48:08,055 --> 00:48:09,390 Come here. Story time. Come here. 941 00:48:10,224 --> 00:48:11,626 People are always asking me, 942 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,895 "Gail, what's the trick to staying calm up there?" 943 00:48:15,028 --> 00:48:16,430 All right, now, let's be honest. 944 00:48:16,564 --> 00:48:19,567 It's in your DNA to fear, and that's why we're here. 945 00:48:19,701 --> 00:48:21,468 Don't avoid it, confront it. 946 00:48:21,603 --> 00:48:25,105 Head-on collision with our base instincts, motherfucker. 947 00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,708 -[George laughing nervously] -Yeah. 948 00:48:26,841 --> 00:48:30,411 Now, here's a tip, all right? This is a Gail trademark. 949 00:48:30,879 --> 00:48:33,213 If you look down, you're falling. 950 00:48:34,348 --> 00:48:37,786 But if you look out, you're flying, baby. 951 00:48:38,553 --> 00:48:40,655 -Fucking A, right? -[George chuckles] 952 00:48:40,789 --> 00:48:45,125 Yeah, all right, now, let me just go ahead and check this. 953 00:48:45,794 --> 00:48:47,294 Yes. All right. 954 00:48:47,428 --> 00:48:49,396 Now, um, you know, I do like to suggest 955 00:48:49,531 --> 00:48:52,867 a quick visit to the old toilet day before we head up. 956 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,936 A little field trip to the piss and shit factory, 957 00:48:56,069 --> 00:48:58,071 if you catch my drift. 958 00:48:58,673 --> 00:48:59,808 Uh, yes, please. 959 00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:01,074 All right, well, follow me, darling. 960 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:03,143 I gotta empty the tank myself. 961 00:49:04,913 --> 00:49:07,414 [suspenseful music] 962 00:49:18,258 --> 00:49:20,427 [cloth ripping] 963 00:49:21,962 --> 00:49:23,263 [Ty] George? 964 00:49:24,599 --> 00:49:25,633 Yep, I'm Ty. 965 00:49:26,366 --> 00:49:28,268 -Uh. -You're Gemma's referral, yeah? 966 00:49:29,136 --> 00:49:31,506 -That's right. -Ah. Cool. 967 00:49:32,874 --> 00:49:34,341 Does she ever talk about me? 968 00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:37,478 -Um... -Shit. Sorry. 969 00:49:38,312 --> 00:49:40,815 Oh, so weird to ask. 970 00:49:40,949 --> 00:49:42,115 Ah, forget it. 971 00:49:42,249 --> 00:49:44,384 She said she loves, uh, skydiving. 972 00:49:44,519 --> 00:49:45,620 That's cool. 973 00:49:47,589 --> 00:49:48,690 I love her. 974 00:49:52,527 --> 00:49:55,797 Holy shit, is that the Wow Sponge lady? 975 00:49:55,930 --> 00:49:57,264 All right, who's ready to fly? 976 00:49:57,397 --> 00:50:00,100 Oh, excuse me. Huge fan. 977 00:50:00,234 --> 00:50:02,637 -Oh, wow. -Wow, you said it. 978 00:50:02,770 --> 00:50:04,037 -Wow. -Wow. 979 00:50:04,171 --> 00:50:05,138 -Wow. -Wow. 980 00:50:05,272 --> 00:50:06,808 -Wow. -It's like a-- 981 00:50:06,941 --> 00:50:08,442 Wow! 982 00:50:08,576 --> 00:50:09,644 Oh, my God. 983 00:50:09,777 --> 00:50:11,144 Wow. Truly. 984 00:50:11,278 --> 00:50:14,248 Oh, oh, my stomach. I can't go up. 985 00:50:14,381 --> 00:50:15,884 -What? -My stomach. 986 00:50:16,016 --> 00:50:17,317 -I can't go up. -I heard you, 987 00:50:17,451 --> 00:50:19,453 -but what do you mean you're-- -Oof, ouch. 988 00:50:19,587 --> 00:50:23,625 That'll result in a $2,000 per person cancellation fee. 989 00:50:23,758 --> 00:50:25,125 What? 990 00:50:25,259 --> 00:50:26,895 -Oof, ouch. That'll result in-- -I heard you. 991 00:50:27,027 --> 00:50:28,596 I hear all of you, but... 992 00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:31,533 it's going to be $4,000 if we don't go up? 993 00:50:31,666 --> 00:50:33,701 -[Gail] Yeah. Oh! -[Annie whispers] Oh, dear. 994 00:50:33,835 --> 00:50:35,202 [groans in pain] 995 00:50:35,335 --> 00:50:36,336 [Gail] All right, hey, listen, what? 996 00:50:36,470 --> 00:50:37,672 I'll tell you this, okay? 997 00:50:37,805 --> 00:50:39,206 If we go up, you and me, 998 00:50:39,339 --> 00:50:42,175 lady friend, I'll spare you his fee. 999 00:50:42,309 --> 00:50:44,012 I got the jet already fueled up. 1000 00:50:44,144 --> 00:50:47,381 It's all full of fucking fuel, and I'm ready to fly, baby. 1001 00:50:47,515 --> 00:50:50,050 Gail's ready to fucking fly! 1002 00:50:51,318 --> 00:50:53,821 -All right. -This was a gift for you. Go. 1003 00:50:53,955 --> 00:50:55,255 I don't want to do this, George. 1004 00:50:55,389 --> 00:50:56,490 [George] You'll have fun. Go. 1005 00:50:56,624 --> 00:50:58,325 -What the hell? -It's my stomach. 1006 00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,060 It acts up. You know this. 1007 00:51:00,193 --> 00:51:01,295 It doesn't. 1008 00:51:01,428 --> 00:51:03,363 It does. [groaning] 1009 00:51:03,497 --> 00:51:05,265 [Gail] What do you say, Ms. Wow? 1010 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:08,736 I'll go up. For you. 1011 00:51:08,870 --> 00:51:11,138 -That's a lot of money. -All right. 1012 00:51:13,775 --> 00:51:15,208 Smell, you bitch. 1013 00:51:16,644 --> 00:51:17,612 Okay, Ms. Wow. 1014 00:51:17,745 --> 00:51:19,212 Let's hit the jet stream and soar. 1015 00:51:19,346 --> 00:51:20,848 Fucking soar. 1016 00:51:20,982 --> 00:51:25,753 [George mimicking pain] 1017 00:51:25,887 --> 00:51:28,188 [upbeat music] 1018 00:51:29,222 --> 00:51:30,457 Bathroom's inside, to the right, 1019 00:51:30,592 --> 00:51:32,459 if it's that kind of stomach thing. 1020 00:51:32,594 --> 00:51:38,600 ♪ 1021 00:51:46,808 --> 00:51:49,242 [propellers whirring] 1022 00:51:53,514 --> 00:52:00,153 ♪ 1023 00:52:14,035 --> 00:52:15,435 We're almost there. 1024 00:52:18,106 --> 00:52:19,540 We're almost there. 1025 00:52:24,144 --> 00:52:25,780 [body thuds] 1026 00:52:25,913 --> 00:52:27,015 [Ty] Holy shit. 1027 00:52:27,147 --> 00:52:28,716 Holy shit! 1028 00:52:28,850 --> 00:52:30,450 Jesus fucking Christ! 1029 00:52:30,585 --> 00:52:32,754 [gasping] 1030 00:52:32,887 --> 00:52:35,556 [upbeat music continues] 1031 00:52:40,728 --> 00:52:43,831 [screaming] 1032 00:52:43,965 --> 00:52:46,500 -[Gail retching] -[Annie and George screaming] 1033 00:52:50,004 --> 00:52:53,273 [frustrated crying] 1034 00:52:55,777 --> 00:52:56,844 Sorry. 1035 00:52:57,411 --> 00:52:58,746 [Annie groans] 1036 00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:00,347 I'll do it myself. 1037 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,917 [phone ringing] 1038 00:53:07,187 --> 00:53:08,523 What? 1039 00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:10,091 [medical biller] This is East Lake Hospital. 1040 00:53:10,257 --> 00:53:11,793 I'm calling to confirm that you do not own 1041 00:53:11,926 --> 00:53:13,728 a health insurance qualifying firearm, 1042 00:53:13,861 --> 00:53:16,329 nor have you ponied up the dough to purchase one a la carte. 1043 00:53:16,463 --> 00:53:20,768 My wife was nearly killed. 1044 00:53:20,902 --> 00:53:22,537 God damn you. 1045 00:53:23,638 --> 00:53:25,807 You couldn't even wait an hour? 1046 00:53:26,774 --> 00:53:28,643 I could not, you'll be receiving a bill 1047 00:53:28,776 --> 00:53:32,513 in the amount of $200,000.53. 1048 00:53:42,690 --> 00:53:44,625 [newscaster] Annie Decker of Wow Sponge fame 1049 00:53:44,759 --> 00:53:47,128 is lucky to be alive after a harrowing accident. 1050 00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:51,398 [Annie on TV] Now that is what I call the wow fact-- 1051 00:53:55,136 --> 00:53:57,505 [rapid tapping] 1052 00:54:02,342 --> 00:54:04,178 -[loud thud] -We have a birthday. 1053 00:54:04,679 --> 00:54:06,413 [door creaks and shuts] 1054 00:54:08,649 --> 00:54:10,818 Decker, you're dancing today. 1055 00:54:10,952 --> 00:54:13,154 -Lucy, I'm not dancing-- -I'm doing you a favor. 1056 00:54:13,286 --> 00:54:15,355 The $10 birthday bonus might help. 1057 00:54:15,489 --> 00:54:16,958 Your wife is all over the news, 1058 00:54:17,091 --> 00:54:19,493 and I imagine things are getting a little tight at home. 1059 00:54:21,261 --> 00:54:22,930 $10 is real money, George. 1060 00:54:23,064 --> 00:54:26,000 How about a birthday bonus for my boy? 1061 00:54:30,905 --> 00:54:33,941 It's your birthday. Happy birthday. 1062 00:54:34,542 --> 00:54:36,376 Every day is a gift. 1063 00:54:36,511 --> 00:54:38,179 This is yours. 1064 00:54:38,311 --> 00:54:40,380 [birthday man] Thank you. [chuckling] 1065 00:54:46,419 --> 00:54:47,387 Hit it. 1066 00:54:47,522 --> 00:54:50,390 [disco music] 1067 00:54:53,127 --> 00:54:56,197 ♪ Baby, it's a silly birthday ♪ 1068 00:54:56,329 --> 00:54:58,533 ♪ Oh, yeah, another year older ♪ 1069 00:54:58,666 --> 00:55:00,768 ♪ Yum, yum, so eat some fucking cake ♪ 1070 00:55:00,902 --> 00:55:04,705 ♪ Baby, we ain't got to wait, so we might as well say ♪ 1071 00:55:05,706 --> 00:55:07,842 ♪ Oh, oh, look at this guy go ♪ 1072 00:55:07,975 --> 00:55:10,978 -Cake! -♪ It's made with love ♪ 1073 00:55:11,112 --> 00:55:13,446 ♪ It's got sprinkles on the top ♪ 1074 00:55:13,581 --> 00:55:17,618 ♪ A candle that'll pop, like this song ♪ 1075 00:55:21,589 --> 00:55:24,025 ♪ Happy birthday, Burgers Now ♪ 1076 00:55:27,628 --> 00:55:29,831 ♪ Fucking damn, Burgers now ♪ 1077 00:55:30,565 --> 00:55:32,834 ♪ Oh, oh, songs not over ♪ 1078 00:55:32,967 --> 00:55:35,468 ♪ I know you want more, you sexy little whore ♪ 1079 00:55:35,603 --> 00:55:39,774 ♪ Oh, yeah, so baby, get vulgar, you ain't getting younger ♪ 1080 00:55:39,907 --> 00:55:41,642 ♪ You old piece of shit ♪ 1081 00:55:41,776 --> 00:55:46,446 ♪ 1082 00:55:46,581 --> 00:55:48,916 ♪ Happy birthday, Burgers Now ♪ 1083 00:55:52,053 --> 00:55:54,055 ♪ Fuck yeah, Burgers Now ♪ 1084 00:55:56,591 --> 00:55:58,659 -[loud pop] -Wow! 1085 00:56:01,896 --> 00:56:04,565 Thank you. I-- I really needed that. 1086 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,903 The Department of Gun Ubiquity is pleased to announce 1087 00:56:09,036 --> 00:56:10,838 that the purchase of an approved firearm 1088 00:56:10,972 --> 00:56:14,474 now entitles the gun owner to medical coverage, 1089 00:56:14,609 --> 00:56:18,478 dental coverage, mental health coverage, 1090 00:56:18,613 --> 00:56:20,147 an allowance for a gym membership, 1091 00:56:20,281 --> 00:56:22,817 an allowance for meditation courses. 1092 00:56:25,987 --> 00:56:27,622 -[doorbell dings] -[door shuts] 1093 00:56:27,755 --> 00:56:29,757 -George. -Kent. 1094 00:56:30,224 --> 00:56:32,026 Is Annie doing okay? 1095 00:56:32,159 --> 00:56:35,462 Oh. She is remarkable. 1096 00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:40,601 A month later and she is already on her feet. 1097 00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:42,837 She's an inspiration. 1098 00:56:43,604 --> 00:56:44,939 Light of my life. 1099 00:56:56,217 --> 00:56:57,251 Nice flowers. 1100 00:56:57,885 --> 00:57:00,420 [Kent] Thank you. Picked 'em out myself. 1101 00:57:00,554 --> 00:57:02,455 Trying to diversify. 1102 00:57:03,324 --> 00:57:04,759 I'll take the sunflowers. 1103 00:57:05,559 --> 00:57:07,061 [Kent] An assorted bouquet? 1104 00:57:08,629 --> 00:57:09,664 Sure. 1105 00:57:09,797 --> 00:57:12,767 [quiet music playing on radio] 1106 00:57:24,512 --> 00:57:25,846 And rat poison. 1107 00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:29,750 Had an infestation a while ago. 1108 00:57:29,884 --> 00:57:31,152 Ended up with a barn cat. 1109 00:57:31,285 --> 00:57:33,788 Still better than any product on the market. 1110 00:57:33,921 --> 00:57:35,523 And you could save a life. 1111 00:57:35,656 --> 00:57:36,991 Adopt. 1112 00:57:38,059 --> 00:57:39,660 Has that always been there? 1113 00:57:40,828 --> 00:57:42,897 It's mandatory that all businesses 1114 00:57:43,030 --> 00:57:44,765 display their firearms ever since 1115 00:57:44,899 --> 00:57:46,400 they got rid of health ratings, 1116 00:57:46,534 --> 00:57:48,869 fire codes, and occupancy guidelines. 1117 00:57:49,870 --> 00:57:51,439 -Oh, yes. -[phone rings] 1118 00:57:51,572 --> 00:57:53,140 Oh, uh, excuse me. 1119 00:57:54,909 --> 00:57:56,544 Kent's Korner Store. Kent speaking. 1120 00:57:56,677 --> 00:57:57,979 How may I help you? 1121 00:58:00,247 --> 00:58:02,083 Um, it's for you. 1122 00:58:02,216 --> 00:58:04,385 -Who is it? -Jack and Associates. 1123 00:58:04,518 --> 00:58:05,820 I'll call them back. 1124 00:58:06,654 --> 00:58:08,055 He'll call you right back. 1125 00:58:10,958 --> 00:58:13,594 -They're rather angry about-- -Hang up the phone, Kent. 1126 00:58:17,131 --> 00:58:19,767 Apologies. You just missed him. 1127 00:58:25,306 --> 00:58:27,408 -Jack and Associates, huh? -Telemarketers. 1128 00:58:27,541 --> 00:58:29,110 -Brutal. -Relentless. 1129 00:58:38,919 --> 00:58:41,655 -[doorbell dings] -[door shuts] 1130 00:58:43,157 --> 00:58:45,693 All right, let's get back to business. 1131 00:58:47,995 --> 00:58:49,830 [Kent whispering] Perfect. Okay. 1132 00:58:50,531 --> 00:58:52,867 -[doorbell dings] -[door shuts] 1133 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:53,868 George. 1134 00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:56,570 -You just missed him. -What did he get? 1135 00:58:56,704 --> 00:58:57,972 He's got a heavy tab, my friend. 1136 00:58:58,105 --> 00:58:59,673 What did he get this morning, just now? 1137 00:58:59,807 --> 00:59:01,742 Uh, a bouquet of flowers and rat poison. 1138 00:59:01,876 --> 00:59:03,878 And a lotto ticket, naturally. 1139 00:59:04,011 --> 00:59:06,547 -Were they sunflowers? -They were. 1140 00:59:07,748 --> 00:59:09,984 Annie almost dies in a freak parachute accident, 1141 00:59:10,117 --> 00:59:11,786 and now George is buying rat poison 1142 00:59:11,919 --> 00:59:13,320 and my wife's favorite flowers? 1143 00:59:13,454 --> 00:59:15,156 Okay, this isn't some crazy conspiracy-- 1144 00:59:15,289 --> 00:59:17,291 Gemma's cheating on me, okay? I-- I know it. 1145 00:59:17,425 --> 00:59:19,126 I'm not gonna defend George's character, but-- 1146 00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:22,196 Would you stand aside if you knew who the other man was? 1147 00:59:22,329 --> 00:59:24,565 Can you say for certain George is the other man, 1148 00:59:24,698 --> 00:59:29,303 despite his deeply selfish and destructive personality? 1149 00:59:29,437 --> 00:59:30,771 I know I'm right. 1150 00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:32,973 I know I'm right. 1151 00:59:34,241 --> 00:59:36,811 -[doorbell dings] -[door shuts] 1152 00:59:36,944 --> 00:59:38,979 Now would be a good time to help. 1153 00:59:40,981 --> 00:59:44,151 [intriguing music playing] 1154 00:59:44,285 --> 00:59:45,352 [dog barking] 1155 00:59:48,456 --> 00:59:53,694 ♪ 1156 01:01:17,778 --> 01:01:19,813 Fresh flowers for the light of my life. 1157 01:01:20,948 --> 01:01:23,417 -I'm allergic to sunflowers. -Are you? 1158 01:01:25,719 --> 01:01:26,987 You knew that. 1159 01:01:27,121 --> 01:01:29,190 How about some lasagna for dinner? 1160 01:01:30,057 --> 01:01:32,259 -I have plans. -[George chuckles] 1161 01:01:32,393 --> 01:01:34,529 I'm treating you to a home-cooked meal, 1162 01:01:34,663 --> 01:01:35,796 flowers and lasagna. 1163 01:01:35,930 --> 01:01:38,098 I'm being romantic, darling. 1164 01:01:38,732 --> 01:01:40,267 -George? -Hmm? 1165 01:01:40,701 --> 01:01:42,136 I made plans. 1166 01:01:43,170 --> 01:01:45,372 [shouting] Can't you at least pretend to love me? 1167 01:01:45,507 --> 01:01:47,542 You're supposed to be an actress. 1168 01:01:47,908 --> 01:01:49,410 George... 1169 01:01:49,877 --> 01:01:51,345 I'm making you dinner. 1170 01:01:51,478 --> 01:01:54,248 -I have-- -Let me be a good husband. 1171 01:01:54,381 --> 01:01:55,249 You're scaring me. 1172 01:01:55,382 --> 01:01:57,017 -It's lasagna. -George, stop. 1173 01:01:57,151 --> 01:01:58,352 It's flowers and lasagna. 1174 01:01:58,485 --> 01:02:00,221 -Stop walking. -Beautiful, Annie. 1175 01:02:00,354 --> 01:02:04,258 -George, stop! -Wow! Wow! Wow! 1176 01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:21,041 [Gemma] Annie! 1177 01:02:24,078 --> 01:02:25,346 She's not here. 1178 01:02:26,581 --> 01:02:27,915 I was supposed to pick her up. 1179 01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:36,390 What did you do? 1180 01:02:37,491 --> 01:02:39,360 Uh, I-- 1181 01:02:39,893 --> 01:02:42,196 -I couldn't tell you. -Hmm. 1182 01:02:43,764 --> 01:02:45,165 Wait, let me text her. 1183 01:02:52,873 --> 01:02:54,509 Well, I'm fucking starving. 1184 01:02:58,245 --> 01:02:59,748 Um, I was gonna make lasagna. 1185 01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:01,782 Hmm. Enough for two? 1186 01:03:01,915 --> 01:03:05,319 [tense music] 1187 01:03:05,452 --> 01:03:08,455 Nice to be away from them, isn't it? 1188 01:03:12,694 --> 01:03:14,395 Almost feels like I'm alone. 1189 01:03:18,533 --> 01:03:20,434 Ah, paradise. 1190 01:03:28,809 --> 01:03:30,444 Nice to be away from them, isn't it? 1191 01:03:32,012 --> 01:03:33,881 Almost feels like I'm alone. 1192 01:03:34,749 --> 01:03:36,016 Paradise. 1193 01:03:40,588 --> 01:03:42,557 [laughter on TV] 1194 01:03:50,030 --> 01:03:51,332 I told you I was having dinner at Annie's. 1195 01:03:51,465 --> 01:03:52,900 [Mikey on phone] How's it going? 1196 01:03:53,033 --> 01:03:54,234 Good. 1197 01:03:54,368 --> 01:03:56,538 -[George laughs] -[Mikey] Who is that? 1198 01:03:56,671 --> 01:03:58,205 -George. -[Mikey] I... 1199 01:03:58,339 --> 01:04:00,107 thought you were having dinner with Annie. 1200 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,609 Yeah, we were supposed to have dinner, 1201 01:04:01,743 --> 01:04:03,911 but she left and she isn't answering her phone. 1202 01:04:04,044 --> 01:04:05,913 -[laughter on TV] -[Gemma laughs] 1203 01:04:06,046 --> 01:04:07,281 -[Mikey] Gemma. -Look, I'm having 1204 01:04:07,414 --> 01:04:08,683 an impromptu dinner with George, okay? 1205 01:04:08,817 --> 01:04:10,084 I'll talk to you later. 1206 01:04:11,185 --> 01:04:13,053 Jesus Christ. 1207 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,315 Well, you missed dinner. 1208 01:04:43,785 --> 01:04:45,052 Time for me to turn in. 1209 01:04:45,953 --> 01:04:47,221 Good night, George. 1210 01:04:50,124 --> 01:04:52,126 -Uh, where were you? -Hiding. 1211 01:04:52,259 --> 01:04:53,561 Fame getting to you? 1212 01:04:53,695 --> 01:04:55,963 No, no, I think George is trying to kill me. 1213 01:04:56,096 --> 01:04:57,431 Mikey kills me every day. 1214 01:04:57,565 --> 01:04:59,433 He tried to poison me with lasagna. 1215 01:04:59,967 --> 01:05:02,169 I ate the lasagna. Do I look dead? 1216 01:05:02,302 --> 01:05:04,639 Can I just-- can I just stay with you for a little while? 1217 01:05:05,205 --> 01:05:07,408 Oh, Annie, I love you, I do, 1218 01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:09,778 but the place is cramped for two people. 1219 01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:12,079 And it's almost too small for Mikey now. 1220 01:05:13,447 --> 01:05:14,516 Yeah. 1221 01:05:14,649 --> 01:05:16,049 You really think George is smart enough 1222 01:05:16,183 --> 01:05:18,185 to kill you and get away with it? 1223 01:05:18,787 --> 01:05:20,154 He went to Bloward. 1224 01:05:20,287 --> 01:05:22,956 Well, there's little evidence of that, so... 1225 01:05:25,259 --> 01:05:27,261 Uh, I mean, look, you could-- 1226 01:05:27,394 --> 01:05:28,563 you could divorce him. 1227 01:05:28,696 --> 01:05:30,397 No, he'd take half of everything. 1228 01:05:30,532 --> 01:05:31,999 Wait, you didn't sign a pre-- 1229 01:05:32,132 --> 01:05:33,167 No, he didn't think it was a good idea. 1230 01:05:33,300 --> 01:05:34,501 Are you out of your mind? 1231 01:05:34,636 --> 01:05:36,437 You let him talk to you into a marriage. 1232 01:05:44,344 --> 01:05:46,614 You're fine, okay? 1233 01:05:46,748 --> 01:05:47,882 It's-- 1234 01:05:48,015 --> 01:05:49,016 it's George, you know? 1235 01:05:49,149 --> 01:05:51,485 It's-- it's George. 1236 01:05:51,619 --> 01:05:52,887 Okay? 1237 01:05:53,020 --> 01:05:54,188 All right, I love you. 1238 01:05:54,321 --> 01:05:56,089 You call me if you need me, okay? 1239 01:05:56,223 --> 01:05:57,559 -Okay. -You're gonna be fine. 1240 01:05:57,692 --> 01:05:58,959 Bye. 1241 01:06:16,243 --> 01:06:18,245 -George? -[scissors clatter on ground] 1242 01:06:21,950 --> 01:06:23,217 [Annie sighs] 1243 01:06:26,053 --> 01:06:27,589 [sobbing] 1244 01:06:32,794 --> 01:06:34,061 Wow. 1245 01:06:39,567 --> 01:06:40,635 Wow. 1246 01:06:47,742 --> 01:06:50,177 [crying bitterly] 1247 01:06:53,046 --> 01:06:55,750 [grunting and groaning] 1248 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:13,768 [laughing] 1249 01:07:16,738 --> 01:07:18,773 [romantic music] 1250 01:07:31,653 --> 01:07:33,186 [girl laughing] 1251 01:07:36,591 --> 01:07:38,826 [girl thuds on ground and screams] 1252 01:08:02,182 --> 01:08:03,818 Do you fucking hear me? 1253 01:08:03,952 --> 01:08:05,285 [Tod] Yes, ma'am. 1254 01:08:07,722 --> 01:08:09,591 [Lucy] And where were you yesterday? 1255 01:08:12,961 --> 01:08:15,495 Coffee and a slice of apple pie. 1256 01:08:17,230 --> 01:08:19,333 Uh, you're supposed to be on the clock. 1257 01:08:25,573 --> 01:08:28,108 Coffee and a slice of apple pie. 1258 01:08:35,950 --> 01:08:37,351 Make it two of each. 1259 01:08:38,653 --> 01:08:39,721 Lucy... 1260 01:08:55,135 --> 01:08:57,538 -What do you think you're-- -You'll speak when spoken to. 1261 01:09:05,546 --> 01:09:07,347 I'll just ask. I'll just come out and ask it. 1262 01:09:07,481 --> 01:09:08,816 Why do you torture me? 1263 01:09:09,584 --> 01:09:11,719 I want you to show me that you want to be here. 1264 01:09:11,853 --> 01:09:14,088 -You abuse me. -You like it. 1265 01:09:14,488 --> 01:09:16,057 -And you're well paid. -Don't. 1266 01:09:16,189 --> 01:09:17,859 This is my place. I run it how I want. 1267 01:09:17,992 --> 01:09:20,260 Mommy built it, no? 1268 01:09:20,394 --> 01:09:22,096 You need this place. 1269 01:09:22,229 --> 01:09:23,497 You need me. 1270 01:09:29,169 --> 01:09:30,872 [Lucy on speakers] I want you to show me that 1271 01:09:31,005 --> 01:09:32,640 -you want to be here. -[George] You abuse me. 1272 01:09:32,774 --> 01:09:35,208 [Lucy] You like it. And you're well paid. 1273 01:09:35,342 --> 01:09:36,611 [George] Don't. 1274 01:09:37,812 --> 01:09:40,414 -Well paid. -Legal wage. 1275 01:09:42,517 --> 01:09:43,751 Record me all you want. 1276 01:09:44,418 --> 01:09:46,486 I'll be fine. You know that. 1277 01:09:49,256 --> 01:09:51,526 Maybe life isn't about public opinion 1278 01:09:51,659 --> 01:09:54,461 so much as it is about one person 1279 01:09:54,595 --> 01:09:58,231 deciding something irreversible should happen to you. 1280 01:10:13,246 --> 01:10:15,449 Hmm. I'll be damned, Mikey. 1281 01:10:16,383 --> 01:10:17,652 Well done. 1282 01:10:22,456 --> 01:10:24,525 -George, please. -"George. 1283 01:10:26,060 --> 01:10:27,028 George, please." 1284 01:10:27,161 --> 01:10:28,462 What does "George" even mean? 1285 01:10:30,064 --> 01:10:31,331 "George." 1286 01:10:33,101 --> 01:10:35,502 It stopped sounding like a word after a while. 1287 01:10:37,038 --> 01:10:38,940 George. George. 1288 01:10:39,774 --> 01:10:41,676 [laughing] 1289 01:10:44,145 --> 01:10:48,549 George got good grades so he could get into college. 1290 01:10:50,952 --> 01:10:52,019 George... 1291 01:10:53,154 --> 01:10:55,355 did well at Bloward, 1292 01:10:55,489 --> 01:10:57,491 so he could get a good job. 1293 01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:00,762 I did have them too. 1294 01:11:01,763 --> 01:11:04,297 In the city. Did you know that? 1295 01:11:05,032 --> 01:11:06,299 Yeah, the city. 1296 01:11:07,235 --> 01:11:08,301 Me. 1297 01:11:08,669 --> 01:11:10,104 I was a part of it. 1298 01:11:10,238 --> 01:11:12,173 Can you picture that, huh? 1299 01:11:12,305 --> 01:11:14,642 Me, fancy cocktail parties. 1300 01:11:16,343 --> 01:11:18,913 My business card out just so. 1301 01:11:19,046 --> 01:11:20,615 "Take me, take me." 1302 01:11:22,984 --> 01:11:26,788 Little bits of me stuffed into important wallets. 1303 01:11:30,091 --> 01:11:31,424 Then there was Annie. 1304 01:11:31,559 --> 01:11:33,326 Always in my ear. 1305 01:11:34,796 --> 01:11:35,596 Hmm. 1306 01:11:35,730 --> 01:11:37,265 "We should start a family. 1307 01:11:38,166 --> 01:11:41,536 We should move to the suburbs. Maybe we'd be happier." 1308 01:11:43,137 --> 01:11:44,172 You know something, Lucy? 1309 01:11:44,304 --> 01:11:47,041 That woman has a lot... 1310 01:11:47,175 --> 01:11:48,576 of life in her. 1311 01:11:50,011 --> 01:11:51,378 She was-- 1312 01:11:51,512 --> 01:11:54,549 she was always destined to-- to make something of herself. 1313 01:11:54,682 --> 01:11:56,349 She-- honestly, she... 1314 01:11:56,483 --> 01:11:59,020 she sees life as a-- as a-- 1315 01:11:59,153 --> 01:12:02,123 kind of-- of, uh, opportunity, 1316 01:12:02,256 --> 01:12:03,724 an invitation... 1317 01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:05,760 to be someone. 1318 01:12:05,893 --> 01:12:07,228 It's infuriating. 1319 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,362 And she has suppressed that. 1320 01:12:10,565 --> 01:12:13,034 For me, for-- for so long. 1321 01:12:13,167 --> 01:12:14,434 So long. 1322 01:12:16,103 --> 01:12:17,839 Honestly, is she-- she didn't want to, 1323 01:12:17,972 --> 01:12:21,909 she shouldn't have, uh, hitched her cart to this donkey 1324 01:12:22,043 --> 01:12:23,376 'cause I am... 1325 01:12:25,213 --> 01:12:26,914 who I've always been. 1326 01:12:28,950 --> 01:12:30,017 [exhales sharply] 1327 01:12:33,254 --> 01:12:34,222 You wouldn't understand that. 1328 01:12:34,354 --> 01:12:35,623 No. 1329 01:12:36,324 --> 01:12:37,592 You're a child. 1330 01:12:42,462 --> 01:12:44,198 I wasn't happy in the city. 1331 01:12:45,465 --> 01:12:48,536 I lived well beyond my means. I still wasn't happy. 1332 01:12:52,073 --> 01:12:53,774 I'm not happy now. 1333 01:12:55,643 --> 01:12:58,112 I have been alive long enough to know... 1334 01:13:01,448 --> 01:13:03,551 that I never will be. 1335 01:13:03,684 --> 01:13:06,520 Nothing I ever do will live up to 1336 01:13:06,654 --> 01:13:10,925 who I think George should be. 1337 01:13:14,829 --> 01:13:19,000 I played my part. I've stayed on track. 1338 01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:23,170 And now I'm j-- I'm-- I'm building up quarters. 1339 01:13:26,908 --> 01:13:28,876 Have you been to the Bahamas? 1340 01:13:37,718 --> 01:13:39,486 I'm going tonight. 1341 01:13:49,363 --> 01:13:50,631 [cutlery clattering] 1342 01:13:54,235 --> 01:13:55,970 Um, Lucy, um... 1343 01:13:57,905 --> 01:13:59,507 I really mean this, okay? 1344 01:14:01,642 --> 01:14:02,910 I hate you. 1345 01:14:03,844 --> 01:14:05,813 I hate you more that hate. 1346 01:14:06,547 --> 01:14:09,050 I hope you die early... 1347 01:14:10,184 --> 01:14:11,451 slowly... 1348 01:14:12,452 --> 01:14:13,721 and alone. 1349 01:14:26,701 --> 01:14:27,969 Can I get a deal on that? 1350 01:14:28,836 --> 01:14:31,471 Annie doesn't want one, so it would have to be quiet. 1351 01:14:31,605 --> 01:14:32,873 I can't do the paperwork. 1352 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,475 Why do you need it? 1353 01:14:36,243 --> 01:14:37,511 Protection. 1354 01:14:38,646 --> 01:14:40,448 All these freak accidents, um-- 1355 01:14:40,581 --> 01:14:42,616 [chuckling] I'm a little jittery. 1356 01:14:43,551 --> 01:14:45,152 I'll be fined, and so will you. 1357 01:14:45,786 --> 01:14:47,989 What's a little fine at this point, Kent? 1358 01:14:48,122 --> 01:14:50,558 You're a good person, George. Aren't you? 1359 01:14:51,726 --> 01:14:53,060 Absolutely. 1360 01:14:54,762 --> 01:14:57,031 I have never felt more hinged. 1361 01:14:58,432 --> 01:15:00,167 [ominous music] 1362 01:15:00,301 --> 01:15:01,702 Can I use your bathroom? 1363 01:15:23,090 --> 01:15:25,026 Ah, there's something wrong with the loo, 1364 01:15:25,159 --> 01:15:26,794 -my friend. -What's going on? 1365 01:15:26,927 --> 01:15:29,430 Water just keeps rising and rising. 1366 01:15:29,563 --> 01:15:31,032 Okay. 1367 01:15:31,165 --> 01:15:32,666 Rising... 1368 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,069 [Kent] Don't worry, George. I'll manage. 1369 01:15:35,803 --> 01:15:37,438 I don't know how these work. 1370 01:15:37,571 --> 01:15:40,775 Engineering was my third major at Bloward University. 1371 01:15:41,242 --> 01:15:44,378 Since in the blueprint as part of an internship application. 1372 01:15:44,513 --> 01:15:47,516 Didn't get the job. Never saw a cent of profits. 1373 01:15:48,149 --> 01:15:50,651 Could you imagine the kind of money that is? 1374 01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:53,988 I'm not bitter. 1375 01:15:54,121 --> 01:15:56,991 Just to know that they've helped people is [indistinct] enough. 1376 01:15:59,693 --> 01:16:01,095 Oh, um, 1377 01:16:01,228 --> 01:16:02,930 and I'm sorry to do this so callously, 1378 01:16:03,064 --> 01:16:06,867 but I added the [indistinct]. 1379 01:16:07,701 --> 01:16:09,670 A little over $40,000. 1380 01:16:11,272 --> 01:16:12,706 I don't blame you. 1381 01:16:12,840 --> 01:16:14,608 I don't blame you for not believing in me 1382 01:16:14,742 --> 01:16:17,745 when I asked you to open a store with me all those years ago. 1383 01:16:18,446 --> 01:16:21,849 I don't blame you for begging me to let you in on it 1384 01:16:21,982 --> 01:16:23,518 once you saw it was a success. 1385 01:16:23,651 --> 01:16:24,919 It-- it was my investors 1386 01:16:25,052 --> 01:16:26,720 that wouldn't allow me to do that. 1387 01:16:26,854 --> 01:16:28,789 -[toilet flushes] -I felt terrible. 1388 01:16:29,924 --> 01:16:31,759 I tried to do right, but I-- 1389 01:16:31,892 --> 01:16:34,095 I know things haven't been easier. 1390 01:16:34,929 --> 01:16:36,297 But I'm here for you, George. 1391 01:16:37,298 --> 01:16:38,533 I consider you a friend. 1392 01:16:39,133 --> 01:16:41,869 And I value my customers and my friends equally. 1393 01:16:42,002 --> 01:16:44,605 So consider yourself double valued. 1394 01:16:46,807 --> 01:16:48,709 Coming out now as a friend. 1395 01:16:48,843 --> 01:16:51,879 And I hope in turn to be met with a friend. 1396 01:16:52,012 --> 01:16:53,881 [door creaks and slams shut] 1397 01:16:57,586 --> 01:16:58,886 Motherfucker. 1398 01:16:59,019 --> 01:17:01,021 [Gemma chuckling] Wait, wait, wait, wait! 1399 01:17:05,259 --> 01:17:06,794 [phone ringing] 1400 01:17:08,629 --> 01:17:09,830 Hello? 1401 01:17:09,964 --> 01:17:11,398 [Mikey on phone] What are you doing? 1402 01:17:11,533 --> 01:17:13,602 I told you I was having dinner with Annie tonight. 1403 01:17:13,734 --> 01:17:15,636 -[Mikey] Again? -Yes. 1404 01:17:16,103 --> 01:17:18,672 What are your plans till dinner? Are you at work? 1405 01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:20,040 Yes. 1406 01:17:20,174 --> 01:17:21,742 [Mikey] I'm coming to your office. 1407 01:17:21,876 --> 01:17:24,311 -I made a pie for you. -I don't eat pie, Mikey. 1408 01:17:24,445 --> 01:17:27,014 A nice midday surprise for my baby? 1409 01:17:27,148 --> 01:17:28,682 I'm-- I'm-- I'm out of the office. 1410 01:17:28,816 --> 01:17:30,818 You just said you were at work. 1411 01:17:30,951 --> 01:17:32,621 Well, I-- I am. 1412 01:17:33,254 --> 01:17:35,289 -[Mikey sighs] What's going on? -Nothing. 1413 01:17:35,422 --> 01:17:38,325 -[man sneezes] -[Mikey] Who is that? 1414 01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:41,128 Uh, no one. 1415 01:17:41,262 --> 01:17:43,397 [Mikey] That was a man sneeze. 1416 01:17:43,532 --> 01:17:45,766 Don't be hysterical, Mikey. It's unbecoming. 1417 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:47,536 [Mikey] Hysterical? 1418 01:17:47,668 --> 01:17:49,103 Are you cheating on me? 1419 01:17:50,504 --> 01:17:51,772 You're cheating on me. 1420 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:55,242 -I know who it is. -[line beeps] 1421 01:17:56,076 --> 01:17:56,844 He does? 1422 01:17:56,977 --> 01:17:58,679 [dog barking] 1423 01:18:04,451 --> 01:18:06,687 [phone ringing] 1424 01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:14,061 Hello? 1425 01:18:14,495 --> 01:18:16,030 [Gemma on phone] Mikey knows about the affair. 1426 01:18:18,499 --> 01:18:19,767 I'll pack a bag. 1427 01:18:19,900 --> 01:18:22,336 Come here and we can leave them together. 1428 01:18:22,469 --> 01:18:24,438 We could just fucking leave them. 1429 01:18:25,372 --> 01:18:26,907 [Gemma sighs] I'm sorry. I never told you. 1430 01:18:27,041 --> 01:18:28,242 -I didn't think-- -Didn't tell me what? 1431 01:18:30,679 --> 01:18:32,379 [Gemma sighs] I'm pregnant. 1432 01:18:36,585 --> 01:18:37,885 Gemma? 1433 01:18:38,319 --> 01:18:40,387 [Gemma] I'll make its life hell without even meaning to. 1434 01:18:41,989 --> 01:18:43,592 Hey, um... 1435 01:18:43,724 --> 01:18:44,792 come quick, okay? 1436 01:18:45,459 --> 01:18:48,495 -[Gemma] Annie... -Just get in the car, Gemma. 1437 01:18:48,630 --> 01:18:50,197 Get in the car. 1438 01:18:57,871 --> 01:18:59,139 [groans] 1439 01:19:10,685 --> 01:19:11,986 [floor creaking] 1440 01:19:59,099 --> 01:20:00,568 [can hisses open] 1441 01:20:13,548 --> 01:20:14,948 [choughs] 1442 01:20:19,621 --> 01:20:21,021 [can hisses open] 1443 01:20:34,769 --> 01:20:36,203 [sighs] 1444 01:20:54,589 --> 01:20:56,256 [newscaster on TV] Kent's Korner Store 1445 01:20:56,390 --> 01:20:57,958 was the site of a robbery tonight and Kent, 1446 01:20:58,092 --> 01:20:59,561 the proprietor, was murdered. 1447 01:20:59,694 --> 01:21:02,162 Point-blank shotgun blast to the face. 1448 01:21:02,296 --> 01:21:04,064 Authorities obtained security footage, 1449 01:21:04,198 --> 01:21:05,866 which we are obligated to show you. 1450 01:21:06,634 --> 01:21:08,402 [announcer on TV] Up next, the lottery. 1451 01:21:08,536 --> 01:21:12,439 But first, a word from our sponsor, Triceraglocks. 1452 01:21:12,574 --> 01:21:15,342 [Annie on TV] It's me. Triceraglocks. 1453 01:21:16,176 --> 01:21:17,444 Bang, bang. [chuckles] 1454 01:21:17,579 --> 01:21:19,046 The ticket to Target Island is... 1455 01:21:19,179 --> 01:21:20,914 -[gunshots bang] -...your very own 1456 01:21:21,048 --> 01:21:22,584 Triceraglocks! 1457 01:21:22,717 --> 01:21:23,852 That's right. 1458 01:21:23,984 --> 01:21:26,320 For just $3.99, you can... 1459 01:21:26,453 --> 01:21:28,255 -[gunshots bang] -[glass shatters] 1460 01:21:36,798 --> 01:21:38,031 -[exhales sharply] -[body thuds on ground] 1461 01:21:38,165 --> 01:21:41,135 [upbeat music playing on TV] 1462 01:21:42,436 --> 01:21:44,338 [host on TV] And now, the lottery. 1463 01:21:44,471 --> 01:21:50,578 ♪ 1464 01:21:58,853 --> 01:22:01,255 An tonight's winning numbers are... 1465 01:22:03,457 --> 01:22:04,526 five. 1466 01:22:06,761 --> 01:22:08,028 Nine. 1467 01:22:10,464 --> 01:22:11,533 Fifteen. 1468 01:22:13,768 --> 01:22:15,402 Twenty-one. 1469 01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:18,939 And the lucky number... 1470 01:22:20,140 --> 01:22:22,242 -Thirty! -[gunshot bangs] 1471 01:22:23,377 --> 01:22:26,079 Congratulations to the winner. 1472 01:22:31,452 --> 01:22:34,556 -[screaming] -[gunshot bangs] 1473 01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:41,395 [Annie grunting] 1474 01:23:05,820 --> 01:23:08,523 [Annie panting] 1475 01:23:22,069 --> 01:23:24,739 [Annie panting, gasping] 1476 01:23:35,683 --> 01:23:37,284 [George wheezing] 1477 01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:54,368 Wow. 1478 01:23:55,803 --> 01:23:59,206 [upbeat electronic music] 103007