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Well, what do you think?
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Jesus Christ.
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I fuckin' told you these movies
would be shit
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and they are pure shit,
literally, they stink.
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I can tell you why you insisted
to show me this trash
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you vain dumb-ass.
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Shave off your stupid brush
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and you'll look precisely
like this retarded pervert.
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Ouch!
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Are we fuckin' done?
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I kinda like these movies.
Everyone's talking about them.
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Bill doesn't like when things
are more insane than he is.
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Watch it, tits!
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Having the privilege to fuck,
suck me dry
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still doesn't give a woman..
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...the right to an opinion.
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Sir, I'm sorry,
it was just a joke...
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Shh, shut your pussy mouth
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and go answer my fuckin' mail.
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Why do you look so damn pleased?
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Well, sir, I think I've found
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the solution to
all our problems.
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- What?
- Mr. Boss, we've got a code 6 in block 4.
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Not again. Dammit!
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Sir, our prison
relatively has
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the highest personnel turnover,
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violence rates,
legal and medical costs
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than any other institution in
the US correctional system.
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Things will have to change fast
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or Governor Hughes
will replace us.
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Uh-huh? Over my dead body.
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Get a load of Billy Boss.
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What, you think you're
a fucking lone ranger?
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I'm no ke-mo fucking
sah-bee, bitch!
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Please, sir?
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I think I have the solution.
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Doors, for the boss.
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Scheiss, Nazi.
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I'm gonna rape you..
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...to fucking death..
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...and it scares you.
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I can see it..
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...you motherfucker.
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What's his number?
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Prisoner 297, sir.
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Make a note.
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I'll treat this walking
skin cancer later on.
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Stop moving!
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Medic's coming.
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Which cocksucker did this?
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Hold his arm down,
goddammit.
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178, sir.
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By the way, doc,
I need my physical check up.
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See you in an hour,
at your office.
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Sir?
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Did you hear me?
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Yes, sir!
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Fuck you!
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Look.
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Death, rape
will be your destiny!
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What's the ape nigger's
masturbation arm?
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Uh, he's right handed, sir.
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God!
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Turn him around, belly down.
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You want more?
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Please, sir, no more.
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Think of the medical expenses.
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You..
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When your little monkey bones
are healed..
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...I'll come by for a follow up.
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Oh, you..
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I'm gonna kill you, you wait!
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You wanna rape me to death?
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Death trap, death trap,
death trap!
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Come on, motherfuckers!
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On your knees!
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I want respect!
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I deserve respect!
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Respect!
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Respect!
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Respect!
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Oh, God.
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Ow!
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160 to 120.
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Heh!
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Sweet bleeding Jesus.
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Listen, Bill, my plan...
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Shut the fuck up.
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I need to relax
for a few minutes!
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How can you relax
with such problems at hand?
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I... I believe...
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I believe..
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...in bringing back
medieval torture methods.
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Reverse hanging, Spanish boots,
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and the good old rack!
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Statistics show
that the system
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as it is now
just doesn't function.
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Poisonous Spiders..
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...for prisoners with
arachnophobia.
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Massive force feeding
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with raw slaughterhouse waste
of pork
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for Muslims and Jews.
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Beat them crippled
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with their Torahs,
Korans or Bibles.
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More than $50 Billion a year
are spent on corrections.
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Yet more than 4 in 10
offenders nationwide
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return to prison within three
years of their release.
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Eyes for eyes.
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Ugh!
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Teeth for teeth, times 100!
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A prison should
be a real deterrent
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not a goddamn nursing home.
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I agree!
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But medieval torture
ain't gonna be the answer.
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Something else will.
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That's why...
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Mr. Boss..
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...I have a special
delivery for you.
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Don't bother me, tits.
Goddammit!
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I have to think!
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Sorry, sir.
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No, wait.
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Give it to me.
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Your rolling ass cheeks tell
me what it must be.
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By the way I need my ball sack
emptied before lunch.
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Holy shit.
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What is that?
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Tribe leaders in Africa
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chew them for unbelievable
strength.
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Yeah, but what exactly is it?
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- Dried clitorises.
- What?
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Clit-o-ris-es!
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What?
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- We are comin'.
- What?
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We are comin'
to your office, bitch.
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Who's this?
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Oh, you don't
know who I am?
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It's your death squad coming
to rape you to pieces,
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you fucking white trash!
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Give me a guard on the line
this instant!
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Somethin' wrong?
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Ugh.
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They are coming.
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Who's comin'?
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It's a code 8.
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What's going on?
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- Fuck off!
- Hey!
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This time... it is real, jerk!
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Really real!
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Oh, no. Not again.
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Yes, sir?
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What's goin' on?
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Sorry, Mr. Butler,
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346 must have used his
once a month family phone call
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to call Mr. Boss.
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Won't happen again.
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False alarm!
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Why didn't you let me in?
What's going on?
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This goddamn heat
is drivin' me insane.
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Sir, Doctor Jones called
about your physical...
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Whoever did this is..
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...fucked!
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Well, your heart is racing.
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Have you been under
a lot of stress?
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Stress is for pussies.
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I also hear a heart murmur.
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Listen, I'm not fuckin'
paying you to give me bad news.
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I would like to draw some
blood and do an EKG as well.
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I demand some
fuckin' good news..
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...or your ass will be fired.
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There's nothin'
wrong with me, right?
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You're in
perfect health, sir.
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Great.
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I knew it.
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Back to work!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Billy Boss, good that you
joined the party!
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Are there any regrets,
you little phone-action Tonto?
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I would scalp you if you
had any fuckin' hair.
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Fuck..
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Fucker..
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What is this?
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Water, sir.
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I said boiling water..
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...fuck face!
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Yeah, get some teabags
with that too, Earl Grey.
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Please, sir, just think
of the outrageous medical costs.
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It's our jobs on the line here.
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Sir, Governor Hughes
will be arriving in 20 minutes.
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What?
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Today?
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I thought that lobby whore
would come in on Thursday?
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Uh, sorry, it's... it's
in the agenda for today.
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Shit!
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Try to make him touch your ass
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so we can sue his ass
for sexual harassment!
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I will, sir.
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Will you be attending
the execution tonight?
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You fuckin' know..
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...I never go to these
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wellness executions
by injections.
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Sister Dwight will attend
the feel-good penalty.
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Get me out of here!
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Shut up!
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You, timber nigger!
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Uh-huh. Uh!
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Guantanamo Style XXL.
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Fuck you, you Nazi!
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Boiling water boarding..
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...by Bill Boss!
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Eyes for eyes!
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Teeth for teeth.
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Yeah!
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Times 100!
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You lost your soul,
William Boss.
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Oh, excuse me, sir.
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Um, I'm...
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Hmm.
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May I offer you a
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top of the line
Dominican cigar, governor?
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Hmm, I only smoke
Cuban cigars
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the world's best.
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You are..
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...a native-born citizen
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of the glorious
United States of America.
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The greatest nation on earth.
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And you are not ashamed to smoke
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communistic cigars from Cuba?
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I'm only a German American
from Schweinfurt.
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But I feel..
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...deeply ashamed for you, sir!
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Ah!
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I apologize.
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The heat... is driving me crazy.
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Right, the heat.
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I guess it's your...
depressing statistics.
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Statistics are
Mr. Butler's department.
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I... I... I know things
aren't going so well.
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Um, we are running
costs inefficiently.
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That's true!
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I'm afraid... I have to fire
poor Mr. Butler.
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Poor Mr. Butler. Your accountant...
has nothing to do with it.
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Answering violence with violence
is not the way of a real leader.
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You Bill are no Boss.
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You have managed one
thing however..
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...to damage me
in an election year.
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I'll return in two weeks.
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When I return, I want changes.
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And if I don't get them..
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...I will replace you..
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...and your accountant,
understood?
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Very well, sir.
Sure thing.
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No problem, sir!
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Fuck! Fuck!
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Fuck you!
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00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:37,014
Fuck yourself!
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You imbecile,
communist, zombie cunt.
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Nobody insults me like that.
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I'll stuff your
baggy homosexual shithole
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with Cuban Cigars
up to your throat!
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Don't mess with Bill Boss!
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I... I did everything
I could, I swear to God!
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Please, Boss, will you just
listen to my idea?
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Shut the fuck up!
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Fuck the sissy psychological
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leadership bullshit!
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My leadership balls
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are atom bombs!
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A 100 megatons each!
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I'll teach him leadership!
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I'll do what I wanted
to do since ages!
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Castrate them all!
273
00:24:54,427 --> 00:24:57,528
No, it won't work
274
00:24:57,530 --> 00:24:59,697
besides it's permanent!
275
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:03,534
Send the cockroaches
to the yard!
276
00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:06,604
But it's 120 degrees outside
277
00:25:06,606 --> 00:25:08,806
that's irresponsible!
278
00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,174
Great.
279
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:18,182
Let the pork roast!
280
00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,597
Good morning pigs!
281
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:37,334
Good to smell
your acid stink again.
282
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:40,604
A prison is like a swine farm
283
00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:45,276
and I'm your Almighty Lord
284
00:25:45,278 --> 00:25:48,279
and swineherd.
285
00:25:48,281 --> 00:25:51,649
My grandfather owned
a big one in Germany.
286
00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:55,152
He castrated
thousands of pigs.
287
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,021
Why?
288
00:25:57,023 --> 00:26:00,591
Because they have
too much testosterone.
289
00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:04,428
That's what makes
'em so aggressive.
290
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,597
You might wonder,
why I'm telling you
291
00:26:06,599 --> 00:26:09,433
this touching little story.
292
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,802
One of you lucky cock-suckers
293
00:26:11,804 --> 00:26:16,607
will have the privilege to
experience first as a prototype
294
00:26:16,609 --> 00:26:22,580
the transformation
into a sissy eunuch.
295
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:24,996
Castration will return
296
00:26:27,987 --> 00:26:31,088
all of you back into society
297
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:37,661
as sweet, harmless, submissive
pussy schnitzels.
298
00:26:37,663 --> 00:26:40,331
And the winner is..
299
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:46,604
...our awesome tattoo wasp!
300
00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:51,742
Sister prisoner 297! Congrats!
301
00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:56,347
Take him to the special cell.
302
00:26:59,085 --> 00:27:01,652
Enjoy your sunbath!
303
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,889
- Allahu Akbar!
- Allahu Akbar!
304
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,760
Yeah! Yeah!
305
00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:21,639
Hey, warden, I like my men
bald. I think it's sexy.
306
00:27:21,641 --> 00:27:23,941
Why don't you come over here
and suck my dick.
307
00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:41,825
No worries!
308
00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,763
As a child..
309
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:48,365
...I've seen it a hundred times
310
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:49,933
trust me.
311
00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,215
Turn him around..
312
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,353
...facing the wall!
313
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:25,035
Oh, no. Please.
314
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,037
Don't!
315
00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:00,070
Ah! You bitch!
316
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:04,942
Ah!
317
00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:12,516
Ah!
318
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:19,256
Bring these little fuckers
to the cook!
319
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:22,493
I want 'em medium rare
320
00:29:22,495 --> 00:29:23,994
for lunch!
321
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,901
Hmm.
322
00:29:42,815 --> 00:29:44,915
Have him stitched up!
323
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,821
Yeah!
324
00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:54,057
Yeah, yeah!
325
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:10,174
Oh.
326
00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:12,309
Hmm.
327
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,378
Oh!
328
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:24,254
Uh, I'm sorry, sir.
329
00:30:24,256 --> 00:30:26,757
I... I can't do it
with Dwight in the room.
330
00:30:28,761 --> 00:30:32,362
Go ahead for Christ's sake!
331
00:30:35,434 --> 00:30:39,002
Dwight is my pet.
332
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,510
Ah!
333
00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:47,611
Ah!
334
00:30:47,613 --> 00:30:48,846
Whoa.
335
00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:50,981
Good. Oh.
336
00:30:50,983 --> 00:30:52,983
Yeah. Yeah.
337
00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:36,493
Come on. Swallow it!
338
00:31:38,264 --> 00:31:41,164
I didn't get
your asshole of father
339
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:43,267
out of prison for nothin'!
340
00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,502
Swallow it, bitch! Swallow up!
341
00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:48,505
God damn it!
342
00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,654
Sir, could I please have
a candy for the taste?
343
00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,589
- Help yourself!
- Don't Daisy, don't.
344
00:32:05,591 --> 00:32:07,658
Shut up!
345
00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:17,100
Gross, this is salty.
346
00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:21,004
Back to work, office slut.
347
00:32:21,006 --> 00:32:23,173
Where is my lunch?
I'm fuckin' hungry.
348
00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:29,179
Ah.
349
00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,325
Here is your lunch, Mr. Boss.
350
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:45,329
Hmm.
351
00:32:45,331 --> 00:32:47,264
Energy Food!
352
00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:49,266
Ah!
353
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:07,317
Daddy, I promise you
nothing's wrong.
354
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,087
No. I've just been so busy.
355
00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:21,765
I... I did talk to him
about the hours.
356
00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,727
He said that
it's gonna get better.
357
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,991
Look..
358
00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:50,994
...we are positively
in the papers.
359
00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:57,334
"Craig Sinner executed
in George H. W. Bush
360
00:33:57,336 --> 00:34:00,637
state prison at 1:00 A.M."
361
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:03,273
Did you get off last night?
362
00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:06,243
Well, he called for Satan
before he died!
363
00:34:07,279 --> 00:34:09,880
Putting the cockroach
364
00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:13,517
gently to sleep
with a sissy needle.
365
00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:18,355
Is that the way
366
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,590
he killed the kid?
367
00:34:23,462 --> 00:34:26,630
No!
368
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:30,367
Torture castration will be
369
00:34:30,369 --> 00:34:32,869
the final solution.
370
00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,938
No, it won't!
371
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:44,414
Why is this shit on my desk?
372
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,084
Please, please, please, Bill
373
00:34:47,086 --> 00:34:49,920
will you just listen to my idea?
374
00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:53,256
Not when I'm eating
my health food!
375
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:55,859
What?
376
00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:59,162
Sir, prisoner 297
is about to wake up.
377
00:35:06,371 --> 00:35:10,674
The moment of truth.
378
00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,611
You white fuck!
379
00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:30,427
Crimson red, thoroughbred.
380
00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:35,165
I'm still a red man,
you fucker. You white fuck.
381
00:35:35,167 --> 00:35:39,002
When I'm walking free,
I'm gonna stab in your eyes.
382
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,541
Time for the follow up
as I promised!
383
00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:21,778
Well, he's still a bit weak
from the incident
384
00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:24,181
but we have given him some
morphine to manage the pain.
385
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:26,750
I personally castrated him.
386
00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:28,652
Yes, we all are aware.
387
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,420
And tomorrow
388
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:33,256
we'll start
a fuckin' mass castration
389
00:36:33,258 --> 00:36:35,258
doing them all!
390
00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:46,269
Thanks, doc,
for fixing everything.
391
00:36:46,271 --> 00:36:48,705
I owe Mr. Boss big time.
392
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,674
This is the only hospital
that will let me work
393
00:36:50,676 --> 00:36:51,942
without my license.
394
00:36:51,944 --> 00:36:54,010
You better believe it!
395
00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:56,179
Glad you appreciate it.
396
00:37:09,494 --> 00:37:11,094
Hey, man.
397
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,765
How do you feel?
398
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:19,369
Feel submissive.
Even thankful, I bet.
399
00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,807
Ah!
400
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:27,877
You took them, that's okay.
401
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:30,280
I don't need them.
402
00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:31,948
When I get loose
403
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:35,118
I'm gonna find some barb wire
404
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,421
and I'm gonna fuck you
in the ass with it.
405
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,825
And then I'm gonna dig up
your German Nazi parents
406
00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:43,827
and I'm gonna
fucking rape them too.
407
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:47,998
Sieg heil, motherfucker!
408
00:37:50,535 --> 00:37:53,270
Yeah, I told you
it wouldn't work.
409
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:57,507
Shut your filthy mouth!
410
00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,442
I'm not getting a heartbeat.
411
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:34,944
Resuscitate him.
Quickly! Hurry up!
412
00:38:34,946 --> 00:38:36,913
I need
a crash cart over here!
413
00:38:39,151 --> 00:38:41,584
Alright, it's charging.
414
00:38:41,586 --> 00:38:43,586
Alright, everybody, clear?
415
00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:45,188
Shocking now.
416
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:53,096
Alright, charging.
417
00:38:53,098 --> 00:38:54,098
Shocking now!
418
00:39:00,272 --> 00:39:04,541
I'll kill
this creature twice!
419
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:48,551
I do not accept this heat!
420
00:39:56,495 --> 00:39:58,661
I want you to watch these.
421
00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:03,233
Oh, I've seen those.
They're really good.
422
00:40:50,315 --> 00:40:52,015
Where have you been?
423
00:41:15,340 --> 00:41:19,909
I'm gonna shoot all
the malignant cock sockets.
424
00:41:20,612 --> 00:41:22,445
Then you.
425
00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:25,215
And then myself.
426
00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:30,153
What's the goddamn
point of living
427
00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:34,858
when even the castration program
doesn't work..
428
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,660
...and I get fired?
429
00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:42,165
Seriously?
430
00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:45,168
It's also my job,
and my life on the line!
431
00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:51,841
How dare you,
ugly piece of mutant shit
432
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,611
talking to me like that?
433
00:41:54,613 --> 00:41:57,514
I have been trying to
tell you for days now.
434
00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,983
I have the answer
to all our problems!
435
00:42:01,586 --> 00:42:04,521
We've got to make a human
centipede of our prisoners.
436
00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:09,092
Sewn ass to mouth
sharing one digestive system.
437
00:42:09,094 --> 00:42:14,964
No more prison fights, no more assaults
on guards, no more disrespect.
438
00:42:14,966 --> 00:42:16,833
They will literally be
on their knees
439
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:20,770
begging for your mercy
and it's the ultimate deterrent
440
00:42:20,772 --> 00:42:24,674
for those considering
a career in crime.
441
00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:26,109
It's brilliant!
442
00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:28,778
We don't gotta to deal
with their shit no more.
443
00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:31,247
They just gotta deal
with each other's.
444
00:42:31,249 --> 00:42:32,582
What?
445
00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:38,187
That B movie shit?
446
00:42:41,693 --> 00:42:43,259
Impossible!
447
00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:45,295
No! It is possible.
448
00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:49,032
That's why I let Daisy make
an appointment with Mr. Tom Six
449
00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:51,000
creator of these films.
450
00:42:51,002 --> 00:42:54,504
He claims that it's 100%
medically accurate!
451
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,875
The man is still
in his potty stage.
452
00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:02,445
A poop infatuated toddler.
453
00:43:02,447 --> 00:43:04,147
You call him now
454
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:07,984
and tell him I don't speak
with a stupid filmmaker
455
00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:10,753
about his poop fetish!
456
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,423
Fine then, we'll get fired!
457
00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,525
You..
458
00:43:15,527 --> 00:43:18,261
...are fired!
459
00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:20,597
Right now!
460
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:24,200
You know, Bill Boss,
I used to look up to you.
461
00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,803
I used to idol-worship you.
462
00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:28,838
I worked 10 years for you
463
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,442
and I grew this stupid
mustache to look like you.
464
00:43:33,612 --> 00:43:35,712
But I know what you are.
465
00:43:35,714 --> 00:43:39,816
You are a sadistic,
vile, asshole.
466
00:43:39,818 --> 00:43:42,919
Get out of my face.
467
00:43:42,921 --> 00:43:47,490
You malignant midget!
468
00:44:25,764 --> 00:44:31,567
I just saved
your fuckin' life!
469
00:44:58,596 --> 00:45:02,198
I hate..
470
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:07,003
...human beings!
471
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,915
Black, chicken slave niggers..
472
00:45:54,152 --> 00:45:59,922
...mother fisting, baby raping
Mexican lowlifes.
473
00:45:59,924 --> 00:46:05,828
Me cago en la madre
Que Te pario.
474
00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:09,632
Circumcised, ugly
475
00:46:09,634 --> 00:46:12,468
Jewish goat fuckers.
476
00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:17,340
Pubic hair bearded
Islamic halal pigs.
477
00:46:17,342 --> 00:46:22,178
Jesus fuckin'
bleached assholes.
478
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:26,182
Impotent, yellow faced,
479
00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:29,185
narrow eyed coons!
480
00:47:18,937 --> 00:47:20,837
Guards?
481
00:47:33,818 --> 00:47:35,585
Dwight!
482
00:47:40,258 --> 00:47:42,925
How you all..
483
00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,594
...got out of your cells?
484
00:47:44,596 --> 00:47:47,396
Go back to your cells,
immediately.
485
00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:53,536
I only follow orders.
486
00:47:54,973 --> 00:47:58,941
I just try to do my job.
487
00:47:58,943 --> 00:48:02,278
Please forgive me and let me go.
488
00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:08,150
I will pardon all of you!
489
00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:10,686
No!
490
00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:14,023
I just let you go..
491
00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:17,360
...immediately, you can go.
492
00:48:18,496 --> 00:48:21,497
Go, go!
493
00:48:23,167 --> 00:48:25,268
See your fuck..
494
00:48:27,272 --> 00:48:30,473
See your loved ones.
495
00:48:30,475 --> 00:48:33,542
I have a heart problem..
496
00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:37,680
...and diabetes mellitus!
497
00:48:38,816 --> 00:48:44,987
Under stress
I could get a severe attack..
498
00:48:44,989 --> 00:48:47,590
...that would kill me!
499
00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:01,671
Today is your day
500
00:49:01,673 --> 00:49:04,674
to be fucked
like the rest of us.
501
00:49:04,676 --> 00:49:09,111
But I'm not gonna do you
in your stinking ass.
502
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:10,913
I'm gonna cut me a fresh hole
503
00:49:10,915 --> 00:49:14,250
in your soft kidney tissue.
504
00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:15,851
Belly down!
505
00:49:19,090 --> 00:49:20,823
Death rape!
506
00:49:29,100 --> 00:49:31,367
- Death rape!
- Death rape!
507
00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:47,316
Oh, shit, this shit
feels good.
508
00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:50,152
- Death rape!
- Death rape!
509
00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,457
You like that, daddy?
510
00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:56,592
Oh, yeah. Ooh.
511
00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:58,594
- Death rape!
- Death rape!
512
00:49:58,596 --> 00:50:00,863
- Death rape!
- Death rape!
513
00:50:04,769 --> 00:50:06,936
- Death rape!
- Death rape!
514
00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:09,171
Don't move, here it comes!
515
00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:58,854
What?
516
00:50:58,856 --> 00:51:02,024
Sir, Mr. Tom Six
is at the gate.
517
00:51:02,026 --> 00:51:03,159
Send him in.
518
00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:18,874
Dwight!
519
00:51:31,322 --> 00:51:33,923
Didn't I fire you?
520
00:51:33,925 --> 00:51:35,958
I'm gonna give you
one last chance
521
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,593
and if you don't like
what you hear
522
00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:39,328
then I'll quit myself!
523
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,066
Uh-huh.
524
00:51:47,004 --> 00:51:49,672
Mr. Tom Six!
It's so great to meet you.
525
00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:52,007
My name's Daisy, uh, I was
wondering if you could sign
526
00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,676
an autograph for me
before you go in.
527
00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:55,578
- Sure, babe.
- Thank you.
528
00:51:56,681 --> 00:51:58,747
You're even more
handsome in person.
529
00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,249
Thanks.
530
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,419
Uh, let me show you in.
531
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:07,490
Gentlemen, Mr. Tom Six.
532
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:12,595
Ah, Mr. Six,
it's nice meet you.
533
00:52:12,597 --> 00:52:14,630
- Hello, sir.
- My name is Dwight Butler.
534
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,799
This is my boss,
Mr. Bill Boss.
535
00:52:16,801 --> 00:52:18,334
Sir.
536
00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:21,203
Please take a seat.
537
00:52:23,107 --> 00:52:24,940
First of all, Mr. Six,
I'd like to say
538
00:52:24,942 --> 00:52:27,309
congratulations on your movies.
539
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:30,112
They've become
a... a cultural mime.
540
00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:32,581
I mean, there is
the "South Park" episode
541
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,583
of the Human Centipede.
542
00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:38,687
And then there's the LA porn
parody, and the cat toys.
543
00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:42,491
I don't have
the time for this..
544
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:44,660
...fan shit shat.
545
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:51,534
Well, I'm sorry I'm late.
546
00:52:53,304 --> 00:52:56,772
Prisoner 297 had a heart attack
547
00:52:56,774 --> 00:52:59,175
and I had to resuscitate
him again.
548
00:53:00,111 --> 00:53:02,778
But, um, he's stable now.
549
00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:07,082
I.. Mr. Six, this is a big
pleasure 'cause I'm a big fan!
550
00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:10,486
Uh, thank you sir.
551
00:53:11,923 --> 00:53:13,756
Well, we are gathered
here today.
552
00:53:13,758 --> 00:53:15,824
Glad to investigate
the possibility
553
00:53:15,826 --> 00:53:21,263
of applying Mr. Six's human
centipede idea to our prison.
554
00:53:21,265 --> 00:53:23,933
I mean, is it
100% medically accurate?
555
00:53:26,437 --> 00:53:29,605
This is my desk!
556
00:53:30,942 --> 00:53:33,609
In my headquarters!
557
00:53:33,611 --> 00:53:36,445
At my penitentiary!
558
00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:37,813
Wake up!
559
00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:41,850
We're not in a movie
here playing some idiots!
560
00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:44,186
Well, it is 100%
medically accurate.
561
00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:46,488
I consulted a real surgeon
in Amsterdam
562
00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:49,091
and he made a very detailed
operation report for me
563
00:53:49,093 --> 00:53:50,626
and he said he could
actually make
564
00:53:50,628 --> 00:53:52,761
a human centipede
in his hospital.
565
00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:55,598
I brought the, uh,
operation reports
566
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:57,366
and the drawings..
567
00:53:58,603 --> 00:54:00,836
...so maybe you can
have a look at that?
568
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:13,515
Okay, uh..
569
00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,251
What do you think, doc?
570
00:54:15,253 --> 00:54:20,155
Well, from what I see here,
uh, it looks..
571
00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:22,258
...medically accurate.
572
00:54:22,260 --> 00:54:23,592
You're sure?
573
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,795
You would have to give
anti-rejection medication
574
00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,964
and there is always
the risk of infection
575
00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:31,433
during the healing
process, but, uh..
576
00:54:33,537 --> 00:54:36,005
...yeah, I'm sure.
577
00:54:36,007 --> 00:54:38,007
But what about the excretia?
578
00:54:38,009 --> 00:54:41,610
Well, the feces wouldn't be
contaminated by outside bacteria
579
00:54:41,612 --> 00:54:43,345
because it would be going from
580
00:54:43,347 --> 00:54:45,080
one digestive tract
to another.
581
00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:47,249
So it wouldn't be harmful.
582
00:54:47,251 --> 00:54:50,319
But there wouldn't be
much nutritional value.
583
00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:54,857
On the other hand if you gave
a series of, uh, injections
584
00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:57,459
of fluids with plenty
of vitamins and minerals
585
00:54:57,461 --> 00:55:00,296
I don't see why
someone couldn't survive
586
00:55:00,298 --> 00:55:02,598
a lifetime in this position.
587
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,034
Aah! Gentlemen.
588
00:55:10,708 --> 00:55:14,243
This is a historical moment.
589
00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:20,416
This is beyond
medieval torture!
590
00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:23,452
Beyond castration!
591
00:55:23,454 --> 00:55:28,324
The ultimate correction
nationwide.
592
00:55:31,028 --> 00:55:34,196
We have business
on hand, gentlemen.
593
00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:35,964
We start immediately.
594
00:55:35,966 --> 00:55:37,800
No, the surgery
can't be done
595
00:55:37,802 --> 00:55:40,269
like in Tom Six's movies.
596
00:55:40,271 --> 00:55:42,771
We have to take into account
of the fact that
597
00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:44,039
at the end of their sentence
598
00:55:44,041 --> 00:55:45,974
the prisoners have
to be released
599
00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:48,610
without being mutilated.
600
00:55:48,612 --> 00:55:52,081
So I've been
thinking about this.
601
00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:55,918
What we have is instead of
the pulling of the teeth
602
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,954
we have a gastro-intestinal
bite-ring
603
00:55:58,956 --> 00:56:02,624
that holds the mouth open,
so they can't stop the feces
604
00:56:02,626 --> 00:56:04,927
from coming into their system.
605
00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:08,630
Instead of the cutting
of the knee ligaments
606
00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:10,466
we simply inject
607
00:56:10,468 --> 00:56:13,669
to induce temporary paralysis
in that joint.
608
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:16,772
Then, to attach the head
609
00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,475
to the buttocks
of the person in front
610
00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:22,111
we have a system
of leather straps
611
00:56:22,113 --> 00:56:25,748
which can be adjusted,
pulled in tight and then undone
612
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:27,583
for when we release.
613
00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:32,020
At the end of their sentence
and taken out of the centipede
614
00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:35,691
there's only a slight scar
round their mouth and anus.
615
00:56:40,598 --> 00:56:43,599
Well, doctor,
what do you think?
616
00:56:43,601 --> 00:56:45,267
Is it possible?
617
00:56:45,269 --> 00:56:48,103
Very clever, Mr. Butler.
618
00:56:48,105 --> 00:56:51,707
But this, all of this
is beginning to be
619
00:56:51,709 --> 00:56:56,111
in serious conflict
with my Hippocratic oath.
620
00:56:57,915 --> 00:57:01,583
If I back out of this,
I'm gonna get fired, aren't I?
621
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:06,021
Very clever thinking,
Mr. Jones.
622
00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:08,424
You know, my original idea
for the Human Centipede films
623
00:57:08,426 --> 00:57:10,993
was sewing a child molester's
mouth to the anus
624
00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:14,129
of a fat truck driver, as
a punishment, so I love this.
625
00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:16,298
I just got
an even better idea
626
00:57:16,300 --> 00:57:20,702
for our life-time-trash
and the death-row-scum.
627
00:57:20,704 --> 00:57:26,141
But I'll talk
to my loyal doctor first.
628
00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:31,113
Gentlemen, you may use my human
centipede idea, but on one condition.
629
00:57:31,115 --> 00:57:34,583
I have witnessed all the fake
latex stuff on my movie sets.
630
00:57:34,585 --> 00:57:38,153
Now I insist on attending
one of your real
631
00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:40,322
mouth to anus operations.
632
00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:43,258
Deal.
633
00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:48,330
I put you in charge
of the whole operation, doctor!
634
00:57:49,934 --> 00:57:53,035
Soon you'll lead..
635
00:57:53,037 --> 00:57:57,940
...surgical teams all over
the States.
636
00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:01,810
Fantastic!
637
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:06,081
Uh, we are going to need
a much bigger surgical team.
638
00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:09,151
We have to run blood workups
on all the prisoners,
639
00:58:09,153 --> 00:58:11,854
uh, test their stool samples
for parasites.
640
00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:13,889
Whatever you need, doc.
641
00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:21,096
I've another brilliant idea.
642
00:58:21,098 --> 00:58:26,768
We'll show the cockroaches
the two Human Centipede films
643
00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:33,308
back to back
at their monthly film night
644
00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:36,612
and then..
645
00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:40,082
...I'll announce
them their fate.
646
00:58:40,084 --> 00:58:43,752
The prisoners will tear
this place apart.
647
00:58:43,754 --> 00:58:46,989
We have to do this without the
fore knowledge of our clientele.
648
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:51,426
Shut up, pooper.
649
00:58:54,331 --> 00:58:59,935
How dare you
turn your back on me?
650
00:59:08,445 --> 00:59:09,885
- Oh!
- Oh!
651
00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:20,322
Yo, what the fuck is this?
652
00:59:20,324 --> 00:59:24,793
This trash
occupies a world
653
00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:27,763
where the stars don't shine.
654
00:59:28,832 --> 00:59:32,167
Come on, swallow it, bitch.
655
00:59:33,037 --> 00:59:35,771
- No!
- Swallow.
656
00:59:43,714 --> 00:59:44,846
What the fuck?
657
00:59:54,758 --> 00:59:56,258
Oh, man!
658
00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:03,599
These films risk
causing harm.
659
01:00:03,601 --> 01:00:05,434
They should be banned!
660
01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:06,902
Ha!
661
01:00:07,871 --> 01:00:09,605
Turn that shit off!
662
01:00:28,525 --> 01:00:31,360
Hey cockroaches
663
01:00:31,362 --> 01:00:33,662
did you like these films?
664
01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:36,932
I handpicked them for you
665
01:00:36,934 --> 01:00:40,302
as an instructional
666
01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:43,538
and mental training.
667
01:00:43,540 --> 01:00:45,207
The world's first
668
01:00:45,209 --> 01:00:49,077
human-prison centipede
669
01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:53,081
will finally teach you
670
01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:58,353
how to become humans.
671
01:00:58,355 --> 01:01:00,489
I don't think
this is a very good idea.
672
01:01:00,491 --> 01:01:02,457
Literally
673
01:01:02,459 --> 01:01:07,195
on your fucking hands and knees.
674
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,835
Your ugly pussy mouths
675
01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:18,040
sewn to an unwiped asshole
676
01:01:18,042 --> 01:01:21,109
feeding of the diarrhea
677
01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,712
from your fellow inmate.
678
01:01:23,714 --> 01:01:26,348
I can't wait
679
01:01:27,985 --> 01:01:30,752
to see..
680
01:01:31,955 --> 01:01:34,690
...your pure
681
01:01:34,692 --> 01:01:37,526
agony!
682
01:01:45,002 --> 01:01:46,168
Help!
683
01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:49,171
Help!
684
01:01:52,643 --> 01:01:54,209
Help!
685
01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:16,465
What's going on?
What's going on?
686
01:02:16,467 --> 01:02:18,734
Shut up!
687
01:02:29,646 --> 01:02:31,446
Don't hurt me,
Bill Boss is in there.
688
01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:33,749
I have nothing to do with
this, I swear to God!
689
01:02:39,623 --> 01:02:41,590
Special forces immediately!
690
01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:07,082
Get the fucking door!
691
01:03:20,931 --> 01:03:22,664
It's time to fuck!
692
01:03:51,428 --> 01:03:52,994
Bill!
693
01:03:54,698 --> 01:03:56,264
Here.
694
01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:58,166
I'm here.
695
01:03:58,168 --> 01:04:00,435
Where are you?
696
01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:02,370
Here.
697
01:04:04,608 --> 01:04:08,043
Over here, I need help.
698
01:04:08,045 --> 01:04:11,613
Got eyes on Bill Boss.
699
01:04:11,615 --> 01:04:14,216
Thank God, I just
couldn't find you.
700
01:04:15,752 --> 01:04:19,254
The situation's
under control now.
701
01:04:19,256 --> 01:04:22,824
But they, they
really hurt Daisy.
702
01:04:24,795 --> 01:04:27,829
Can't you see I'm hurt?
703
01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:34,436
Get the medical team for me!
704
01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,171
Hurry up!
705
01:04:40,277 --> 01:04:44,212
It's an emergency!
706
01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:57,993
Now it's
707
01:04:57,995 --> 01:05:01,897
hell on Earth!
708
01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:05,000
Do you hear me?
709
01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:11,773
Scum of the..
710
01:05:11,775 --> 01:05:15,844
...universe!
711
01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:20,215
Ah!
712
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:26,354
The "Silence of the Lambs."
713
01:05:28,292 --> 01:05:30,892
Sedation rifle!
714
01:05:41,171 --> 01:05:42,404
Fuck!
715
01:05:46,209 --> 01:05:47,776
No worries.
716
01:05:47,778 --> 01:05:50,278
It's only a sedation rifle.
717
01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:18,173
No!
718
01:06:20,777 --> 01:06:22,377
Fuck you!
719
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:37,759
Gentlemen.
720
01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:42,497
Unleash..
721
01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:50,905
...hell!
722
01:06:59,483 --> 01:07:01,082
Ugh!
723
01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:09,491
Their submissiveness
724
01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:12,660
gives me a huge erection.
725
01:07:16,967 --> 01:07:19,467
Death rape, death rape
726
01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:21,970
rape, rape, rape.
727
01:07:21,972 --> 01:07:24,606
Eyes for eyes
728
01:07:24,608 --> 01:07:27,108
teeth for teeth.
729
01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:29,110
Get the fucking scum
730
01:07:29,112 --> 01:07:31,513
on their fucking knees.
731
01:07:31,515 --> 01:07:33,415
On your fucking knees
732
01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:35,950
on your fucking, fucking knees.
733
01:07:35,952 --> 01:07:37,819
Get the fucking scum
734
01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:40,088
on their fucking knees
735
01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,689
on their fucking, fucking
736
01:07:41,691 --> 01:07:44,359
fucking, fucking knees.
Ha ha ha.
737
01:07:47,998 --> 01:07:50,765
I'll explain.
738
01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:53,535
This spectacular operation
739
01:07:53,537 --> 01:07:55,603
only once.
740
01:07:55,605 --> 01:07:57,472
We start
741
01:07:57,474 --> 01:08:00,141
with injections
into the lig...
742
01:08:00,143 --> 01:08:02,043
Ligamenta patellae.
743
01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:05,146
Ligamenta patellae.
744
01:08:05,148 --> 01:08:08,616
Paralyzing the ligaments
of your kneecaps.
745
01:08:08,618 --> 01:08:11,619
So knee-extension
746
01:08:11,621 --> 01:08:14,089
is no longer possible.
747
01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:18,259
Your lips and anuses
748
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:20,862
are cut circular
along the border
749
01:08:20,864 --> 01:08:24,165
between skin and mucosa,
the muc...
750
01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:26,034
Mucous-cutaneous.
751
01:08:26,036 --> 01:08:29,270
Mucous-cutaneous zone.
752
01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:31,473
Then we combine
753
01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:34,809
those circular mucosa
and skin parts
754
01:08:34,811 --> 01:08:37,178
of anus and mouth
755
01:08:37,180 --> 01:08:41,249
creating a human centipede
756
01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:45,687
connected via
your gastric systems.
757
01:08:45,689 --> 01:08:47,222
Gentlemen.
758
01:08:48,758 --> 01:08:51,493
Put them to sleep.
759
01:09:01,705 --> 01:09:03,471
By the way,
what are your plans
760
01:09:03,473 --> 01:09:06,574
for the life sentenced
and death row prisoners?
761
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,746
Wait and wonder, peepheart.
762
01:09:18,922 --> 01:09:20,522
How's it going, doc?
763
01:09:20,524 --> 01:09:23,091
Right on schedule,
five surgical teams
764
01:09:23,093 --> 01:09:24,259
working round the clock.
765
01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:26,528
Those teams creating
centipede segments
766
01:09:26,530 --> 01:09:29,597
of three prisoners each,
which are then taken outside
767
01:09:29,599 --> 01:09:31,766
to the hospital tents
768
01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:34,602
and then they are sewn
into the final
769
01:09:34,604 --> 01:09:37,205
larger human centipede chain.
770
01:09:38,441 --> 01:09:40,808
Marvelous, doc.
771
01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:42,844
Since I have you here..
772
01:09:45,749 --> 01:09:47,749
...what do you want to do
with this prisoner?
773
01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:49,417
He has Crohn's disease.
774
01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:53,688
What the fuck
is Crohn's disease?
775
01:09:53,690 --> 01:09:57,292
It's an inflammatory
bowel disorder.
776
01:09:57,294 --> 01:09:59,327
The prisoner has
constant diarrhea.
777
01:10:01,665 --> 01:10:03,665
Who'll kiss his ass?
778
01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:09,437
Our awesome..
779
01:10:10,507 --> 01:10:12,574
...tattoo wasp!
780
01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:16,711
The white, anal
781
01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:19,280
sexing prostitute.
782
01:10:20,617 --> 01:10:23,318
Please.
783
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:24,986
One more chance.
784
01:10:24,988 --> 01:10:28,256
please don't sew me
into a human centipede.
785
01:10:28,258 --> 01:10:29,357
I beg you.
786
01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:30,758
Yeah yeah.
787
01:10:32,128 --> 01:10:34,629
Your whining
788
01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:37,899
makes my dick even harder.
789
01:10:41,871 --> 01:10:46,007
Revenge is so sweet.
790
01:10:48,445 --> 01:10:51,913
Take it into your sleep.
791
01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:54,482
We have another
problem at hand.
792
01:11:14,170 --> 01:11:16,804
That's fuckin' gross!
793
01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:18,973
I have a stoma
794
01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:21,676
and you have a problem.
795
01:11:21,678 --> 01:11:23,111
Thank God.
796
01:11:25,649 --> 01:11:28,483
Now I finally discovered
why they blessed me
797
01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:31,452
with a lifetime stoma. Ha ha ha.
798
01:11:34,424 --> 01:11:37,091
This guy is repulsive.
799
01:11:37,093 --> 01:11:39,160
Maybe it's a fake.
800
01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:41,362
With Mexicans, you never know.
801
01:11:47,203 --> 01:11:49,504
No fake.
802
01:11:49,506 --> 01:11:52,040
No way to integrate him, doc?
803
01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:54,842
His rectum is sewn shut, no.
804
01:11:58,281 --> 01:12:00,114
Finish him off then.
805
01:12:00,116 --> 01:12:02,350
I'm sorry.
806
01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:05,353
But I have cooperated
with you and I will..
807
01:12:05,355 --> 01:12:07,255
...continue to cooperate.
808
01:12:07,257 --> 01:12:10,725
But I will not
just kill prisoners!
809
01:12:11,261 --> 01:12:13,561
Jesus Christ.
810
01:12:15,031 --> 01:12:17,765
Chicken shit!
811
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:19,701
Excuse me.
812
01:12:19,703 --> 01:12:21,536
I have work to do.
813
01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:30,044
My friend, you don't match.
814
01:12:30,046 --> 01:12:32,647
I have to kill you.
815
01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:36,484
Take it fucking personally!
816
01:12:41,091 --> 01:12:42,924
Ooh.
817
01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:46,994
Ugh!
818
01:12:48,098 --> 01:12:49,931
Take my gun.
819
01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:57,271
Wash it, oil it, disinfect it.
820
01:12:57,273 --> 01:12:59,941
If I sniff the tiniest stink
821
01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:02,176
you'll suck a bullet out of it.
822
01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:09,083
And what do you
want to do with him?
823
01:13:09,085 --> 01:13:12,320
I am sick and tired
of your vegetables.
824
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,434
What the fuck!
825
01:13:26,436 --> 01:13:29,337
Please, sir, can we go
and see Daisy now?
826
01:13:34,944 --> 01:13:37,745
Just look at her.
827
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:41,115
She is the only beautiful and
sweet thing about this place.
828
01:13:41,117 --> 01:13:43,751
I think she should be treated
in a regular hospital.
829
01:13:43,753 --> 01:13:45,686
No.
830
01:13:45,688 --> 01:13:48,956
I want my cock socket close.
831
01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,426
Beaten up women
832
01:13:51,428 --> 01:13:54,328
make me so horny.
833
01:13:56,366 --> 01:13:58,866
Please, Bill, don't.
834
01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:01,269
Jesus Christ.
835
01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:03,938
I beg you.
836
01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:09,644
I...I love her.
837
01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:13,080
Even the corpse of a spastic
would turn you down.
838
01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:14,682
Fuck off!
839
01:14:15,752 --> 01:14:17,819
Ah!
840
01:14:35,305 --> 01:14:39,540
I'll make you
squirt even in a coma.
841
01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:55,022
Alright, we're all done.
842
01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,657
Good job.
843
01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:27,088
I want you to make sure
844
01:15:27,090 --> 01:15:30,124
that the world premiere
of the first
845
01:15:30,126 --> 01:15:32,960
human-prison centipede
846
01:15:32,962 --> 01:15:35,263
is guaranteed
847
01:15:35,265 --> 01:15:38,432
to take place the moment
848
01:15:38,434 --> 01:15:41,135
our communist governor
849
01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:44,372
appears at the gate
to destroy us!
850
01:15:44,374 --> 01:15:46,274
Well, there is only
851
01:15:46,276 --> 01:15:48,442
16 more prisoners left
852
01:15:48,444 --> 01:15:50,111
to undergo the procedure.
853
01:15:50,113 --> 01:15:53,247
After that
the human-prison centipede
854
01:15:53,249 --> 01:15:55,950
will be finally complete
855
01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:58,586
on time and under budget.
856
01:15:58,588 --> 01:16:00,821
They did their magic.
857
01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:06,494
Thank God for Africa!
858
01:16:07,764 --> 01:16:12,033
Thank God for female
circumcision!
859
01:16:20,810 --> 01:16:22,343
Private rehearsal!
860
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:31,752
Let's hear what
our zombie governor
861
01:16:32,789 --> 01:16:34,488
will have to say.
862
01:16:56,446 --> 01:16:58,646
May I offer you a genuine
863
01:16:58,648 --> 01:17:01,082
Dominican Republic cigar?
864
01:17:01,084 --> 01:17:04,852
I only smoke Cuban cigars
865
01:17:04,854 --> 01:17:06,821
best in the world.
866
01:17:06,823 --> 01:17:09,156
No! Just kidding.
867
01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:13,928
After having seen the miracle
868
01:17:13,930 --> 01:17:18,666
of the first
human-prison centipede
869
01:17:18,668 --> 01:17:21,102
I'll never again touch
870
01:17:21,104 --> 01:17:24,271
a communistic cigar from Cuba
871
01:17:24,273 --> 01:17:29,343
because you, Sir William Boss
872
01:17:29,345 --> 01:17:32,546
you are the new American hero.
873
01:17:33,950 --> 01:17:36,617
You are in the Hall of Fame
874
01:17:36,619 --> 01:17:38,419
with George Patton
875
01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:40,287
Neil Armstrong
876
01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:42,490
and Muhammad Ali.
877
01:17:42,492 --> 01:17:44,659
Thanks to you.
878
01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:47,261
Our glorious nation
879
01:17:47,263 --> 01:17:49,830
will be the example
880
01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:51,298
to the world again.
881
01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:55,703
A proud, safe nation
882
01:17:55,705 --> 01:17:58,773
with hardly any crime.
883
01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:01,676
Your idea, Sir William
884
01:18:01,678 --> 01:18:04,578
is of absolute genius.
885
01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:08,816
You will be honored personally
886
01:18:08,818 --> 01:18:13,487
by the President of
the United States of America.
887
01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:18,693
Actually, it was
my accountant.
888
01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:20,594
Mr. Dwight Butler
889
01:18:20,596 --> 01:18:22,897
it was his brilliant idea.
890
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:26,467
Oh, yeah.
891
01:18:26,469 --> 01:18:28,335
You did it.
892
01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:37,111
You fucking..
893
01:18:37,113 --> 01:18:39,547
...fucking did it.
894
01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:54,095
Mr. President.
895
01:18:54,097 --> 01:18:56,664
It's me,
William Boss, call me Bill.
896
01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,667
Sir, Mr. Tom Six
is at the gate.
897
01:19:00,970 --> 01:19:02,336
Sir?
898
01:19:03,606 --> 01:19:05,239
Sir?
What?
899
01:19:07,543 --> 01:19:08,642
Sir?
900
01:19:14,984 --> 01:19:16,584
Oh, man, I am so excited
901
01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:19,587
to see the real
mouth to ass operation.
902
01:19:19,589 --> 01:19:21,288
Prove all the skeptics wrong.
903
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:24,125
It is 100% medically accurate.
904
01:19:24,127 --> 01:19:26,393
I'm gonna be so rich and famous.
905
01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:34,869
You owe me big time, mister.
906
01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:45,246
I'm already
eating my own shit.
907
01:19:45,248 --> 01:19:50,985
I want to be
in the prison-human centipede.
908
01:19:53,422 --> 01:19:55,256
Wait, can't we use him
909
01:19:55,258 --> 01:19:56,690
in the media conference?
910
01:19:56,692 --> 01:19:58,325
No.
911
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:09,670
I don't want anyone
912
01:20:09,672 --> 01:20:11,505
liking this!
913
01:20:13,009 --> 01:20:16,143
Oh, man, this is so wrong.
914
01:20:16,145 --> 01:20:17,411
Come on.
915
01:20:42,271 --> 01:20:43,470
Wash, please.
916
01:20:43,472 --> 01:20:44,605
Wash.
917
01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:47,509
Yeah.
918
01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:00,621
Marker.
919
01:21:00,623 --> 01:21:02,389
Marker!
920
01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:06,694
Yeah.
921
01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:22,343
My hands are shaking
with excitement!
922
01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:24,578
What about you, Six?
923
01:21:24,580 --> 01:21:27,314
Having a hard-on?
924
01:21:30,686 --> 01:21:33,587
Look at this.
925
01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:43,964
Oh, yeah, oh..
926
01:21:43,966 --> 01:21:46,634
...yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
927
01:21:46,636 --> 01:21:49,837
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
928
01:21:51,274 --> 01:21:53,607
Six, I am gonna show you
929
01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:57,344
some Human Centipede
improvement.
930
01:21:57,346 --> 01:21:59,480
Copyright, Bill Boss.
931
01:21:59,482 --> 01:22:01,949
Follow me!
932
01:22:01,951 --> 01:22:05,719
¶ Bang bang bang bang
bang bang bang bangin' ¶¶
933
01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:35,983
Oh, oh.
934
01:22:44,427 --> 01:22:46,260
What a poor pussy, huh?
935
01:22:46,262 --> 01:22:50,097
What in the hell is this?
936
01:22:50,099 --> 01:22:53,767
Wait and see, Dwighty.
937
01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:58,706
¶ Wait and wonder ¶
938
01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:01,642
¶ Wait and see ¶
939
01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:04,445
¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶
940
01:23:04,447 --> 01:23:07,014
¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶
941
01:23:07,016 --> 01:23:09,583
¶ Wait and wonder ¶
942
01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:11,819
¶ Wait and see ¶
943
01:23:11,821 --> 01:23:14,755
¶ Mr. Dwighty ¶¶
944
01:23:26,969 --> 01:23:29,103
No.
945
01:23:29,105 --> 01:23:32,439
120/80.
946
01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:35,275
Perfect!
947
01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:40,748
The pede looks perfect.
948
01:23:40,750 --> 01:23:43,117
The last few prisoners
have just been attached
949
01:23:43,119 --> 01:23:45,352
and although the wounds
are still fresh
950
01:23:45,354 --> 01:23:47,988
you get the idea!
951
01:23:47,990 --> 01:23:49,089
Perfect!
952
01:23:51,927 --> 01:23:52,960
What?
953
01:23:52,962 --> 01:23:55,496
Sir, Governor Hughes
is on his way.
954
01:23:55,498 --> 01:23:57,264
Perfect!
955
01:23:57,266 --> 01:24:00,501
We are ready for the cunt!
956
01:24:05,274 --> 01:24:06,274
Dwight!
957
01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:07,307
I repeat
958
01:24:07,309 --> 01:24:10,277
you are really
959
01:24:10,279 --> 01:24:12,579
the cunt!
960
01:24:12,581 --> 01:24:14,982
Hello, sir.
961
01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:45,846
Why do you two assholes..
962
01:24:47,450 --> 01:24:51,118
...look so pleased
with yourselves?
963
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:54,922
The both of you
are fucking fired.
964
01:24:54,924 --> 01:24:56,990
I should have done it years ago.
965
01:24:58,594 --> 01:25:01,495
All problems
are history, sir.
966
01:25:01,497 --> 01:25:03,797
I took your advice.
967
01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:06,433
I've learned
from your strong personality.
968
01:25:06,435 --> 01:25:07,868
You are the ultimate leader.
969
01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:10,003
You are my role model.
970
01:25:10,005 --> 01:25:12,106
And now the prisoners
971
01:25:12,108 --> 01:25:14,441
are like obedient slaves
972
01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,610
begging for mercy.
973
01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:19,580
I got them down on their knees.
974
01:25:19,582 --> 01:25:23,117
Literally.
975
01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:27,087
Your last visit inspired me
976
01:25:27,089 --> 01:25:29,289
to such an extend
977
01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:32,326
a brilliant idea!
978
01:25:34,196 --> 01:25:36,363
I'll show you the result
979
01:25:36,365 --> 01:25:39,333
that tells more
than a thousand words.
980
01:25:40,436 --> 01:25:44,171
The last ones have
just been attached.
981
01:25:45,641 --> 01:25:49,443
So it is show time.
982
01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:51,945
Attached?
983
01:25:51,947 --> 01:25:53,914
Attached?
984
01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:56,750
A-T-T-A-C-H-E-D, attached?
985
01:25:56,752 --> 01:25:58,919
- Yes.
- What does that mean?
986
01:26:00,923 --> 01:26:02,489
Wait and see.
987
01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:06,126
You talk so much shit,
your ass must get jealous.
988
01:26:07,830 --> 01:26:10,430
Great, governor, I love that.
989
01:26:37,793 --> 01:26:40,761
What the hell is this?
990
01:26:42,765 --> 01:26:45,098
The black panther
991
01:26:45,100 --> 01:26:48,435
made it to the lead!
992
01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:50,604
This burger-killer is feeding
993
01:26:50,606 --> 01:26:53,774
the whole humanitarian
system behind him.
994
01:26:53,776 --> 01:26:55,275
Don't cry.
995
01:26:55,277 --> 01:26:57,611
Tomorrow, you'll get
your hamburgers.
996
01:27:00,082 --> 01:27:01,082
Why?
997
01:27:01,083 --> 01:27:03,784
Because he loves junk food.
998
01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:05,018
No, no, I don't mean that.
999
01:27:05,020 --> 01:27:07,955
I mean, what..
1000
01:27:07,957 --> 01:27:09,356
What is this?
1001
01:27:11,293 --> 01:27:13,460
Dwight..
1002
01:27:13,462 --> 01:27:16,029
...tell the governor my vision!
1003
01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:18,498
And this black whiner here
1004
01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:21,868
has to become a middle piece.
1005
01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:24,271
Fuck!
1006
01:27:24,273 --> 01:27:25,639
Well, sir
1007
01:27:25,641 --> 01:27:29,309
more than 50 billion dollars
a year are spend on corrections.
1008
01:27:29,311 --> 01:27:32,446
Yet more than 4 in 10
offenders nationwide
1009
01:27:32,448 --> 01:27:35,582
return to prison within
three years of their release.
1010
01:27:35,584 --> 01:27:39,486
This, despite a massive
increase in state expenditure.
1011
01:27:40,522 --> 01:27:41,622
Shit!
1012
01:27:41,624 --> 01:27:43,290
But, not anymore.
1013
01:27:43,292 --> 01:27:46,293
This human-prison centipede
1014
01:27:46,295 --> 01:27:48,929
will reduce crime dramatically.
1015
01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:51,498
It will be
a deterrent to anyone
1016
01:27:51,500 --> 01:27:54,268
considering a career in crime
1017
01:27:54,270 --> 01:27:56,470
and no more recidivism.
1018
01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:02,109
Feed him!
1019
01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:04,811
Feed him!
1020
01:28:04,813 --> 01:28:08,248
Digestion in progress!
1021
01:28:09,752 --> 01:28:12,352
No, it's not halal
1022
01:28:12,354 --> 01:28:14,588
it's not kosher!
1023
01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,923
A Jew behind a Muslim
1024
01:28:16,925 --> 01:28:18,825
a Muslim behind a Jew!
1025
01:28:18,827 --> 01:28:22,696
A Republican behind a Mexican
1026
01:28:22,698 --> 01:28:25,832
a crip behind a blood.
1027
01:28:26,769 --> 01:28:29,036
"Peace on earth
1028
01:28:29,038 --> 01:28:31,972
good will to men."
1029
01:28:31,974 --> 01:28:34,141
Oh, my God.
1030
01:28:37,546 --> 01:28:39,713
This is too much.
1031
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,367
Bill Boss..
1032
01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:02,135
...isn't that your secretary?
1033
01:29:07,276 --> 01:29:08,809
Oh.
1034
01:29:08,811 --> 01:29:11,311
Yeah, uh, uh, yeah.
1035
01:29:11,313 --> 01:29:13,080
That's, uh..
1036
01:29:13,082 --> 01:29:16,416
...only a short, uh..
1037
01:29:16,418 --> 01:29:19,086
...gender-test!
1038
01:29:19,088 --> 01:29:21,121
Come on, sir!
1039
01:29:29,832 --> 01:29:33,667
Dwight!
1040
01:29:33,669 --> 01:29:36,036
Tell our beloved governor
1041
01:29:36,038 --> 01:29:37,571
about the money savings!
1042
01:29:39,007 --> 01:29:42,142
The savings would be
in the billions!
1043
01:29:42,144 --> 01:29:44,745
We can make savings
on prison staff
1044
01:29:44,747 --> 01:29:46,413
food and drinks.
1045
01:29:46,415 --> 01:29:49,416
On books and television,
housing.
1046
01:29:49,418 --> 01:29:51,952
Heck, we don't even
need fences no more.
1047
01:29:51,954 --> 01:29:53,920
We can even save more money
1048
01:29:53,922 --> 01:29:56,590
if we attach them in a circle
1049
01:29:56,592 --> 01:29:58,825
like a perpetuum mobile.
1050
01:29:58,827 --> 01:30:01,094
Feces going round and round.
1051
01:30:01,096 --> 01:30:03,597
Food isn't needed anymore.
1052
01:30:03,599 --> 01:30:08,702
Only cheap liquid
and vitamin injections.
1053
01:30:08,704 --> 01:30:11,037
And that money
could be spent on schools
1054
01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,472
and the hospitals
1055
01:30:12,474 --> 01:30:14,641
and nursing homes
1056
01:30:14,643 --> 01:30:16,610
and road improvements.
1057
01:30:16,612 --> 01:30:18,078
Whatever you want.
1058
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:21,581
And the tax payers,
they'll love you for it.
1059
01:30:31,026 --> 01:30:34,795
His anus is not very clean!
1060
01:30:34,797 --> 01:30:38,031
I want perfection
in my penitentiary!
1061
01:30:38,033 --> 01:30:41,968
Inmates shall feel well
and clean, understand?
1062
01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:44,805
Wipe it!
1063
01:30:44,807 --> 01:30:47,874
- I apologize.
- Oh, oh, oh.
1064
01:30:47,876 --> 01:30:49,209
In the beginning
1065
01:30:49,211 --> 01:30:52,112
things are not always perfect.
1066
01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:53,647
Please follow me
1067
01:30:53,649 --> 01:30:56,783
for another interesting insight.
1068
01:30:56,785 --> 01:30:58,985
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
1069
01:31:02,691 --> 01:31:05,692
Tat-ta-ta-ta-taa!
1070
01:31:10,699 --> 01:31:14,668
The human caterpillar!
1071
01:31:14,670 --> 01:31:17,838
For the lifetime convicts
1072
01:31:18,674 --> 01:31:21,942
and our friends on death row.
1073
01:31:21,944 --> 01:31:24,377
Now..
1074
01:31:24,379 --> 01:31:26,913
...is that a deterrent?
1075
01:31:39,127 --> 01:31:41,194
This man..
1076
01:31:41,196 --> 01:31:44,364
...has just
finished his sentence..
1077
01:31:45,267 --> 01:31:47,467
...and already checked out
1078
01:31:47,469 --> 01:31:49,369
of the centipede chain.
1079
01:31:49,371 --> 01:31:51,905
Ready to go home.
1080
01:31:55,444 --> 01:31:57,043
All what is left
1081
01:31:57,045 --> 01:31:59,746
are a few little scars
1082
01:31:59,748 --> 01:32:03,416
around his mouth and anus.
1083
01:32:03,418 --> 01:32:06,186
Another big advantage
1084
01:32:06,188 --> 01:32:09,356
because other people can see
1085
01:32:09,358 --> 01:32:11,358
by these little stigmas
1086
01:32:11,360 --> 01:32:13,326
that he was integrated
1087
01:32:13,328 --> 01:32:16,096
in a prison centipede.
1088
01:32:16,098 --> 01:32:19,399
Another huge deterrent, right?
1089
01:32:22,104 --> 01:32:24,771
How are you doing?
1090
01:32:41,256 --> 01:32:43,356
Good luck, my friend.
1091
01:32:46,995 --> 01:32:50,664
Stay clean!
1092
01:32:50,666 --> 01:32:54,534
You see?
It really works.
1093
01:32:55,971 --> 01:32:59,673
What do you think, sir?
1094
01:32:59,675 --> 01:33:01,875
This..
1095
01:33:01,877 --> 01:33:04,210
...this is a violation
of human rights.
1096
01:33:04,212 --> 01:33:06,580
It's certainly
a violation of federal ethics!
1097
01:33:06,582 --> 01:33:08,748
Oh, God, I am fucked.
1098
01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:12,185
You insane freaks will get
the death penalty for this.
1099
01:33:14,423 --> 01:33:18,124
Sir, you're dead right.
1100
01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:21,695
But in fact,
it was Mr. But..
1101
01:33:21,697 --> 01:33:23,930
This is heights.
This is too much.
1102
01:33:23,932 --> 01:33:25,932
This is too much.
1103
01:33:29,171 --> 01:33:32,672
You got the wrong man!
1104
01:33:34,509 --> 01:33:36,443
Fuck!
1105
01:34:52,821 --> 01:34:54,421
Please, don't.
1106
01:34:54,423 --> 01:34:58,191
What an epic
1107
01:34:58,193 --> 01:35:01,027
glorious moment, huh?
1108
01:35:01,029 --> 01:35:02,529
When do you think we can start
1109
01:35:02,531 --> 01:35:05,365
the national surgical campaign
1110
01:35:05,367 --> 01:35:08,234
'cause I am so fucking ready.
1111
01:35:11,006 --> 01:35:12,939
What is the matter?
1112
01:36:46,168 --> 01:36:48,668
Gentlemen..
1113
01:36:48,670 --> 01:36:52,205
...this is exactly
what America needs.
1114
01:36:54,943 --> 01:36:57,644
This may even
get me elected president.
1115
01:36:57,646 --> 01:36:58,678
You've convinced me.
1116
01:36:58,680 --> 01:37:01,080
It's genius.
1117
01:37:03,585 --> 01:37:06,820
Don't change a goddamn thing.
1118
01:37:06,822 --> 01:37:08,688
My pals in DC..
1119
01:37:08,690 --> 01:37:11,324
...they won't believe
their near-sighted eyeballs.
1120
01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:26,105
Yep, my idea!
1121
01:37:26,107 --> 01:37:28,942
You are..
1122
01:37:28,944 --> 01:37:31,911
...absolutely right, Dwight.
1123
01:37:35,450 --> 01:37:38,251
You're indeed a genius.
1124
01:37:38,253 --> 01:37:41,387
You came up with the idea.
1125
01:37:43,525 --> 01:37:46,159
You deserve every credit.
1126
01:37:47,929 --> 01:37:50,830
Give me a hug, Dwighty!
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