All language subtitles for The Righteous Gemstones s04e05 You Shall Remember.eng

Praise.

Rejoice.

Salvation.

I'm Vance Simkins,
here with my sister, Shay,

and brother, Craig.

Oh, there you are, sunshine.

Where's Shay?

She out on another bender?

She wants nothin'
to do with you.

But you, you can't
stay away, can you?

I just came for my money.

You need to slow down
with the spendin'.

We can't maintain it.

You can't tell me how much
of my own money we can spend.

It's not your money, Craig.

It's the church's money.

And the court order says
I got control of it.

I'm just lookin' out
for our family is all.

You're lookin' out
for yourself,

openin' up all these churches
when we're broke.

For what, to prove
to the Gemstones

that you're still somethin'?

You ain't.

They beat our asses.

They will never respect you.

Unlike some other churches,
who are all about the money...

Here's 10,000.

Please try and make it last.

Just can't admit
you're beat, can you?

You're gonna run
whatever's left of our empire

into the dirt.

When I win
Top Christ Following Man,

you'll see.

Oh, you'll all see.

You are
a straight white male.

Your kind
don't get awards anymore.

Or are you straight?

Never had a girlfriend,
sweetie pie.

Don't you dare
insinuate such filth!

Now, Christ Almighty
is on my side.

How many goddamn times
do I need to fuckin' say it?

Hey, Terry.

We're just wrappin' up here.

I'll be with you
in one sec, all right?

God bless.

? Praise ?

? Praise ?

Yes!

Ah.

Daddy time.

Uh-uh.

Done.

? I can feel it ?

Whoo!

Hey! Yeah. Yeah.

Neil, I'm lovin' your hair.

Hey, sugar. How you doin'?

How's your dad?
- He all right.

I just want to say thank you
to all my Prism peeps

for comin' out
to support my run

for Top Christ Following Man!

I will not let you down.

I am your advocate!

Please, Kelvin.

Let's party, y'all.

? I'm feeling all
these butterflies tonight ?

? I'm only chasing
heartthrobs tonight ?

Whoo!

Quite the turnout for my
Top Christ Following Man

congrats luncheon.

My Prism posse is no joke, yo.

Yeah, homey,
you're their little gay avatar.

Damn straight.

Strong leader blazin' a path.

Man, there ain't
nothin' straight

or strong about you.

You need to stop
smellin' your own farts.

Mmm, I like how it smells.

Oh, sick.

Yeah, of course you do.
Gross.

Even Daddy
had to give it up to me.

Okay.

I cannot believe he brought
Miss Lori here today, though.

Did not want to see
her grinnin' face this a.m.

Oh, God, here comes
ol' grinnin' ass now.

Y'all hidin' out over here?

Maybe we just don't want
to see no more

senior sexcapades, darlin'.

The slurping of the holes
is burned into our memory,

a scar upon the mind.

Permanent
psychological damage.

I am truly sorry
that y'all had to witness that.

And I promise you, next time,
we gon' lock that door.

Our mama
never locked us out.

I know this is awkward
and embarrassing,

and I know y'all are upset.

But it's me, Lori.

Remember? Y'all like me.

I mean, can't we just
please do a restart?

As the children of Elijah,
our birth father,

we formally reject this union.

Have it be writ into the record
that there'll be no more

peace talks, nor truces.

Yep.

So am I to understand
that this is how it's gonna be?

both: Yeah.
- This is it.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Yep.
- I guess.

Okay, I think
all y'all little cocksuckers

need to put on
your big-boy pants

and get the fuck over it.

I wish you'd put on
any pants at all

instead of 69-ing our daddy.

Miss Lori, we have
refrained from unleashin'

our full power on you 'cause of
your history with this family.

- Yep.
- Oh, okay.

So please, please don't make
us cut loose on your bony ass.

Ooh.

Please don't make us!

- Fuck it.
- Yeah, fuck it.

Oh, this is really
quite intimidating.

You know what's sad
about this is,

I've just always
wanted to be y'all's friend.

But if you want a motherfuckin'
wicked stepmother,

then I guess I can
sure as hell do that too.

- Stepmother?
- Y'all ain't married.

No, y'all didn't get married
for real, did you?

- Did you?
- Did you?

- Did you guys get married?
- Did you get married?

- Did you guys elope together?
- Answer.

- But did y'all get mar-
- I really shouldn't say.

Answer right now.

No, I shouldn't say.

And, you know,
I feel like I probably

shouldn't tell you anything
about my personal life

with your daddy.

Did y'all get mar-

Bye!

I love you.

- Quit.
- Huh?

Did they get married?

Look at us.

A beautiful house,
a great relationship,

a giant woman
that do all the dirty work.

And I tell you what.

We just gettin' started.

Now we new money.
- Yeah.

Now it's time to build
that generational wealth.

Close your eyes.

Open them.
Look at this right here.

This is my new project.

It's a young adult show
about Jesus

being a teenager in Nazareth.

I call it "Teenjus."

Oh, so that's a teen show
about Jesus?

Yes.

Baby Billy,
that's really good.

I like teen dramas-

"Pretty Little Liars,"
"Gossip Women."

I'd watch "Tanjust."

Ain't no "Tanjust," Sola.

It's teen Jesus-"Teenjus."

Over here skimmin' leaves,
eavesdroppin'.

Go inside that house
and watch them sleepin' babies.

Go on!

Get!

Night night, Sola.

Now, this franchise
catches fire,

we talkin' cultural touchstone.

It's gon' take us from
first class to private jets.

Then maybe you can retire.

Retire?

What you talkin' about, retire?

I've spent my whole life

waitin' for these
opportunities.

And I'm gon' strike this iron
as hard as I can

while this motherfucker
is red-hot, sweetie.

Lionel and Aimee-Leigh Jr.

ain't gon' be
tiny tots forever.

Even if I don't feed 'em right,
they'll get big.

I don't want you missin' it.

Well, I don't want to either,
but I got to provide now.

I got to set y'all up.

I'm an old man, Tiff.

I don't know how long I got.

Baby Billy,
don't talk like that.

You're gonna live forever.

Come in here.

Get in here.
Get in here now.

Ah!

Damn it.

Oh, my God.

I can't even make a T.

You were tryin'
to piss in the tub?

No, I fell in
because I'm helpless.

I'm broken.

I'm half a man.

It's okay.
I'll get you out of here.

No, it's not okay!

I refuse to sugarcoat this.

Our lives are forever changed
because I couldn't

hit the backspin vault.

BJ, the doctor said
with therapy,

you will totally walk again.

They're full of shit!

Okay, dude.
You know what?

I'm tryin' to be
sympathetic here,

but it's really hard
when you're bein' a dickhead.

I don't even know
who you are right now.

Me either.

Crippled, angry BJ is
an entirely new thing for me.

I can already tell
I fuckin' hate him,

but I guess we better
get used to him.

Go.

I'm gonna stand up
out of this bathtub on my own.

No, please, let me help you.

No!

Go, Judy!

Good afternoon, Judy.

Is it? I hadn't noticed.

Do you have a moment?

Let me ask questions too.

Oh.

What do you want?

I just came
to drop somethin' off

and to see how you both
are doin'.

Oh, guess what, Amber.

We're fuckin' miserable.

I'm so sorry.

But maybe I have somethin'
that'll make it better.

A fuckin' Monchhichi?

What are we supposed
to do with that, eat it?

No.

This is Dr. Watson.

He's a service animal.

I'm involved in a charity
for disabled vets

that trains capuchin monkeys

to help with simple,
everyday tasks.

So we just take it inside
and it just, like,

runs around and shit?

Yeah, maybe it helps
lighten the load,

maybe puts a smile
on BJ's face.

Yeah, don't count
on that happenin'.

But I mean, I guess
we could give it a shot.

What do we do
if we don't like him?

We just throw him out?
- No, I will take it back.

No pressure.

? Let's build a tree house
out of love ?

? Let's turn the whole world
upside down ?

Let's build a tree house
out of love ?

? Let's build
a tree house out of love ?

? Let's kiss and tell
and knuckle down ?

? Let's turn the whole world
upside down ?

It is all comin'
together, Keefe.

I'm just happy
to see you smilin'

after all you've been through.

A project
like this tree house

is exactly what I need.

I'm hugely successful
and havin' a moment right now.

It's no time to be a sad sack,
actin' all depressed.

No matter how big a load

is dropped on your chest,

you rise.

Next Top Christ Following Man
event is coming up.

It's gonna be a live
TV roundtable discussion.

- Wow.
- It's gonna be a great chance

to drop some dank sound bites

and establish myself
as a clear fave.

Will you be needing
my assistance?

- Doy.
- Doy.

Gonna need
a cheerin' section.

Boop.

A section you shall have.

Kelvin, Kelvin, go.

Okay, let's get back to work.

Okay.

Caught you.

Aw.
Busted.

Sneaky peeks.

Daddy issues?

Congrats, scumbag.

I hear Daddy's datin'.

You have a new stepmommy.

Nobody got no stepmommy.

Why don't you mind your own
business and eff off, orphan?

No, you eff off, Jesse.

You went too far.

Firebombin' a church-

what kind of demon
does such a thing?

I'm sorry, I don't know
what you're talking about.

But maybe don't put another
mini-mall church there.

Seems like it could be
bad mojo, perhaps.

Damn you.

I have half a mind

to drop a yellow kerchief
on you

right here, right now,
in this chamber.

What the hell's
a yellow kerchief?

Looks like somebody
hasn't read

his Cape and Pistol Manual, obviously.

If I drop a yellow kerchief
on your foot,

it means I'm callin' you
a coward.

And the only way you can
prove that you're not a coward

is to duel-

pistols.

Boy...

I wish you would drop
a yellow hanky on my boot.

I would love an excuse
to murder you,

to blow that greasy haircut off
the top of your fuckin' head.

You'd try, but you'd miss.

I'm only gonna tell you
this once, so listen up.

Back up off me, son, if you
know what's good for you.

You're nothing to me.

No, Jesse, I am somethin'-

somethin' you are
never gonna forget.

New phone. Who dis?

Vance Simkins.

Doesn't ring a bell.

Stop playin' games.
You know my name.

You know you know my name.

Does anyone know
who this young woman is?

My name's
Vance Simkins, damn it!

Hi, I'm Jesse Gemstone.

Pleasure to meet you.

I'm done playin'
these childish games with you.

I'm way too mature for this.

Who are you?

Got him.

Got him, Daddy.

Smoked him.

Psst, psst, psst.

Hey.

Hey, boy.

What?

Come in here.

I have a surprise for you.

South Carolina
legalized euthanasia?

I get to die?

Beej, come on, dude.
Hush on that mess.

Hey, there's tons of wheelchair
people who have great lives.

How about the president
with the cold legs

who does talks
by the fireplace?

FDR?

He's dead.

BJ, your problem
is not with your legs.

It's with your attitude,
doll baby.

I can't even do
the simplest stuff.

Well, maybe you need
a special friend who can.

Introducing Dr. Watson.

A monkey? What's he do?

Whatever you want.

You just call him
with that bell

and then say commands to him
and stuff, and he does it.

Like this. Watch.

Hey, Dr. Watson,
why don't you go get me

a black cherry White Claw
from the hall fridge?

There's no way
he's gonna be able to tell

what a White Claw is.

That's not how
service animals work, Judy.

That's insane.

It's Citrus Yuzu Smash,
but it's still fuckin' rad.

As members of Jesse's
leadership team,

we have been tasked
with doin' a little diggin'

on one Miss Lori.

We did some look-'em-ups.

We scanned through
Miss Lori's socials

and found all sorts
of photos of her

with different male figures.

Yes.

On vacation,
doin' hugs and laughter.

Harlot.

Hang on, hang on.

Levi, go back
to that picture, dude.

Okay, zoom-zoom in.

Zoom, zoom, left, left.

Go to 0.3
on the pixelation on that.

Enhance that quadrant.

Little tighter in.

Damn it.

Those earrings are
fuckin' cute, fuckin' bitch.

Wow, Jesse.

I mean, your guys
have hit the jackpot.

What a treasure trove.

You know what?

I am too damn successful
to be sittin' here

lookin' at Miss Lori's
crab claw dinners

and sundress selfies.

Our presentation
is not complete.

Have a little bit
of respect, Kelvin,

and sit your damn TT bird down
right now for five seconds.

Yeah, sit, you little twink.

Too damn successful.

These dudes did
damn look-'em-ups,

and you're sittin' here
tryin' to go fuckin' walk away?

Well, show us somethin'.

Who the hell is that?

Now, he works
at the Benz dealership

where Miss Lori bought her car.

all:
Big Dick Mitch?

Maybe his dick is big.

I can't tell
with those slacks he has on.

His dick size is uncertain.

But unfortunately,
so is his fate.

Big Dick Mitch
is a missing person.

Get the fuck out of here.

Not you, Levi.

Levi looked up other dudes
tagged in the photos.

More than a few are either
missing or straight dead.

Drownings, suicides,
car accidents.

Is this bitch a black widow?

We need to do some
additional look-'em-ups.

Who else knows Miss Lori?

Who's somebody who has
some real insight?

I don't know
who that would be.

"Teenjus"
is my young adult show

about Jesus
being a teenager in Nazareth.

Why don't you
call it "Teen Jesus"?

"Teenjus"-
"teen" and "Jesus" mixed.

Yeah, but not mixed
in a way that makes any sense.

You're just takin'
the J from "Jesus"

and then skippin' ahead
to the U and the S.

Like, that's not
how you combine words.

If you're gonna combine words,
it'd be "Teensus."

- "Teensus."
- No, no.

I don't like that.

Also, it's fuckin' rude
that you're usin'

the whole word of "teen"

but you're gonna
shorten "Jesus."

That's our Lord
and Savior, homey.

This ain't even
up for discussion.

I got it.

Use the J from "Jesus."

You shorten "teen."

You call him Jean.

- Ooh.
- Jean-okay, that's better.

Ain't nobody gonna
call Jesus Jean.

Now, pull out them pocketbooks
and green-light this.

Look, we ain't here
to be talkin' about pitches

and green lights, all right?

We came here to talk
about life and death.

What you know
about Miss Lori?

You want to know
about Miss Lori Milsap,

you don't need no AOL
or the World Wide Web.

You need Baby Billy Freeman.

You got some dirt?

Is it juicy?

Could be.

Come in here.

Could be just the thing
that sends Eli into a tailspin.

But I ain't tellin' y'all shit

until you give
Baby Billy Freeman

what he wants.

And I got to get the cameras
rollin' on "Teenjus," now.

- Oh, my God.
- Come on, man.

- Oh, my God.
- Fine. Green-lit.

Now, spill it.

Congratulations,
another hit television show.

Yes.

All right, come in here.

Now, Miss Lori, now, see,
she reached out to me

about bein' a part
of Aimee-Leigh's

birthday celebration telethon,

sayin' she didn't have
no money,

that she's broke and in debt,
needed a gig.

Practically cryin'
on the phone.

Well, I threw her a bone
as a favor to your mama.

But...

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay. Come on in.

It sure is interestin',
though, ain't it?

Seein' as how she
wound up in the arms

of your rich-ass daddy.

Sure does solve them
money problems, don't it?

Oh, I forgot the bread.

Go get the multigrain bread
from the counter, Dr. Watson.

Now return the multigrain to
its proper place, Dr. Watson.

Now, y'all say stuff.

Don't just make me be
the only one crushing him.

You guys do stuff
to crush him too.

We already said
we were gonna say stuff.

- Hey.
- As-salaam alaikum.

Is that Daddy
or Samuel L. Jackson?

Nice hat.

Lookin' like
a fashion victim, Daddy.

Is she dressin' you now?

That's gross, dude.

You're pussy-whipped.

Kids, this has-
this has gone on too long.

You better brace yourself
because unfortunately,

we have some intel
on your lady friend.

Mm-hmm, and you are not
gonna like it.

Oh, good grief.

If you're gonna
bad-mouth Lori, save it.

She's a possible
serial killer, Daddy.

Like, a bunch
of her boyfriends

are either dead, missing,
murdered, or gone.

- Big Dick Mitch...
- Heard of him?

He clocked out of work
at the Benz dealership

and walked off the face
of the fuckin' Earth.

He's disappeared, Daddy.

Big Dick Mitch,
nowhere to be found.

This is ridiculous.

She's also in debt
up to her eyeballs.

Miss Lori is a poverty person.

- Ooh-hoo-hoo.
- She's poor.

I'm sorry to be the one to have
to share that news, Daddy.

Finally see what
she sees in Daddy.

She's usin' you
for your money, honey.

Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.

She's tryin' to black widow
that ass, Daddy.

It's obvious.

She's attempting to make you

a "Dateline" episode, son.

That's all this ever was.

God damn it.

You kids need to grow up!

The lies, the shit attitudes,
the manipulations-

enough!

Why don't you just go ahead

and get killed
for your money, then.

See if I care. I don't care.
Just go do that, then.

That's so stupid.
- I don't care, Daddy.

I won't sit here
and listen to you trash Lori

because you're
too immature to realize

that Mama ain't comin' back.

She's not.

And I'll be goddamned
if I'm gonna spend

what's left of my life
feelin' sad about it.

Yo, Slick Rick, you tryin'
to take her side over ours?

Yeah, playboy.

Choose a side.

Us or her?

What's it gonna be?

Why'd you have to back him
into a choice like that, Jesse?

That was so fuckin' stupid!

Kelvin's the one
who teed him up.

I didn't tee him up.
- Buzz off.

I have bigger things to do
than bickerin' with

my underachievin' older bro
and my unsexy nurse sister.

You better watch
your fuckin' mouth, Corky.

I'm a very sexy nurse sister.

What the hell's
wrong with you lately?

Actin' like a certified bitch.

Y'all just salty
that I've lapped you

in both achievement
and prestige.

My work with Prism-

more relevant than anything
you two do.

That's right.

I'm makin' headlines.

I'm makin' myself
look like a fool, y'all.

You're just actin'
like a goddamn clown.

Self-absorbed-
everyone sees it.

Clowns don't get nominated

for Top Christ Following Man, dummy.

Too bad that's a total sham.

I've never seen a more blatant
example of tokenism.

Tokenism?

You a flavor
of the month, son.

Your shit ain't real.

You ain't
a Top Christ Following Man,

and you know it.

How dare you?

You know why
they gave it to you.

You know why.

San Francisco.

That's rich.

You're a loser, Jesse.

Why don't you go cry
in a Prayer Pod?

You fail at everything.

Your kids don't even
like you-zero respect.

It's sad.

Damn, Kelvin,
show some restraint.

And you-

Daddy doesn't even
think about you.

Why waste the time?

We'd all be happiest
if you just married

some powerful asshole
and become their problem.

Instead you married
a pole-dancing cripple.

Now both of you
are our problem.

Sorry.

I'm just speakin' my truth.

Well, I was just
makin' a joke.

This was just flapping hair
to do a joke.

And you said stuff
that's hurtful for real.

- No, you meant it.
- I said a city, Kelvin.

That's all I did.

What's gonna happen
if I say Fort Worth?

You gonna fuckin' stab me?

Hope you feel good
about yourself.

I do feel good about myself.

both: Good.

- Good.
- Good.

Good.

You're funny.

Oh!

You're such a gentleman.

I try.

Well, it's no Gemstone
compound, but it's home.

Hey!

Mama said
y'all were comin'.

Yeah, I figured
it'd be best

to give everybody
a little space.

Say no more.

I just popped by to drop
you guys off some dinner.

A little Kung Pao Dynasty.
- Ooh.

I also left your edibles
by the microwave, Mama.

What's that? Edibles?

Darlin',
they're like gummy bears,

except with marijuana in 'em.

Yeah, you're gonna like it.

Thank you for the treats, baby.

Have fun, you two.

Good to see you, Core.

I'm gonna get me a gummy.

- Yeah?
- Yeah, I sure am.

The kids in the village
will never give me

a fair shot, Johnny B.

Of course not, Teenjus.

They think you're-
you're nothing more

than a carpenter's son.

You know, if I win
the village dance contest,

there's no way
I won't be accepted.

Through my moves and swagger,

I'll show them
I am the chosen one.

Keep movin',
you dirty Nazarenes.

Always up to mischief,
are you, Teenjus?

When you finally gonna
get your act together?

You're late for class.

Teenjus. Teenjus!

Give me some more smolder, now.

You hate this Roman soldier.

You want to rip
his fuckin' face off.

But you can't, now,

'cause you're Teenjus.

So just be conflicted, now.

Now, turn around and think
to yourself, fuck him!

And walk off slowly.

'Cause you don't want
to fuck with a Roman

'cause they will crucify you.

Somebody get that donkey
in focus.

Yes. And cut!

? Work that mother,
work it to the bone ?

? If you're funky
and you know it ?

? Throw dem hands up
and show it ?

? If you're funky
and you know it ?

? Throw dem hands up
and show it ?

? If you're funky
and you know it ?

? Throw dem hands up
and show it ?

? And show it,
and show it, and show it ?

Thank you, and welcome

to the Top Christ Following Man
roundtable.

With me are nominees
Vance Simkins,

Adam Kelly, Forrest Gill,
Kelvin Gemstone,

and Reggie Daniels.

What's up, what's up, playas?

Stay blessed, y'all.

Tonight we will discuss
an array of complex issues

facing Christians today.

So as King Solomon said,
let's get the ball rollin'.

King Solomon.

Gentlemen, first question.

Should children be taught
a comprehensive overview

of all major religions
at school?

Yes.

I-I want this one.

Okay, kids are my specialty.

You see,
children are the future.

You can mold them
any which way you want.

What I teach my discipes-

sorry, that's what I call
my flock,

discipes instead of disciples.

I teach them everything cool
about Jesus.

You see, the Bible
can be confusing,

so we translate it for modern,
cutting-edge times.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

I certainly don't want
to hurt anybody

or put a damper on the evening,
but, uh...

God is tellin' me I gotta
speak up on this issue.

- Oh.
- You see, I follow Scripture.

- Mm.
- That's my thing.

Okay.

And I believe all of us
should follow the Scripture.

Of course.

What Kelvin here preaches,
it's not Scripture.

Kelvin, how do you respond?

Well, Prism is the Bible,
just through a different light.

Oh, brand shout-out.

Whoop, whoop!

But I already like
the light it's in.

I don't need a different light.

You see, as a Christian,
I have love for everyone, okay?

But a homosexual
bein' included here,

something's not right.

Amen.

Well, I mean,
that's just your opinion, so-

Excuse me.
I'm-I'm still speaking.

Sadly, your nomination
means that this great honor

has strayed
from its core values

to now bein' more about
just checkin' off a box.

Now, I know you get
a room full of people,

and you'll get a room
full of opinions.

But God's word
is clear on this issue.

Pastor Gemstone,
any response?

Um, um-

Uh, uh.

Cat got your tongue, didn't it?

Well, I mean,
that's-there's lots

of parts of the Bible
that are outdated.

But, like, also, it talks
about not eating shellfish.

I've avoided shellfish
for that very reason.

But by all means,
if you think you got

more wisdom than the Bible...

Good luck to you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

BJ, what is this?
How did you-

I'm sorry I've been using you
as a punching bag.

It's not right.

Thank you, Dr. Watson.

Can you also bring us
some sparkling?

Glad to see you
and Dr. Watson

gettin' along so well.

He really has helped.

He's given me somethin' else
to focus on

other than my anger
and questions of "why me?"

BJ, maybe God was testin' us
with what he did to you.

Maybe he's testin'
our faith in him

and our faith in each other.

You really think so?

Maybe.

I mean, you know any test
we face, we fuckin' ace.

Especially now that
my Daddy has desecrated

his relationship to Mama,

we're the best couple
in this whole fuckin' family.

I love you, Judy.

Ow! Ow!

You want to do another gummy?

Ow!

If I do another one,

I'll be in outer space.

Get down.

Eli, there's somethin'

I haven't been straight
with you about.

What are you talkin' about?

Me and you need to have
a talk about my ex.

? Somebody's knockin' ?

? Should I let him in ?

? Lord, it's the devil ?

? Would you look at him ?

? I've heard about him,
but I never dreamed ?

? He'd have blue eyes
and blue jeans ?

? Well, somebody's talkin' ?

? He's whisperin' to me ?

? Your place or my place ?

? Well, which will it be ?

? I'm gettin' weaker
and he's comin' on strong ?

? But I don't want
to go wrong ?

? He must have tapped
my telephone line ?

? He must have known
I'm spendin' my time alone ?

? He says we'll have
one heavenly night ?

? My fever's burnin', so he
ought to be right at home ?

? Somebody's knockin' ?

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