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- If there's one thing I know,
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it's how to give good Zoom.
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You want a pop of color
that says, "girlfriend
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likes to have fun"
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but a level of order
that says,
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"girlfriend is in
the workplace."
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Too sexy.
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And today's video call
is pretty important.
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I'm being interviewed
for an upcoming feature
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in Stanford's alumni magazine.
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It is an honor
that's truly humbling,
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especially for the people
who weren't selected.
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[chuckles]
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Hi, there.
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Dr. Joyce Henderson, class
of '92, 720 math, 680 verbal.
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- Hi, Joyce.
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It's Jeremy from the magazine.
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- Hey, Jeremy.
You know what?
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I'm not seeing you.
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- Oh, it's just
an audio interview.
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Did you think
it was going to be video?
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- No.
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Did you?
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[upbeat music]
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?
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- Well, unfortunately,
the scans
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confirmed what we suspected.
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When you overextended
your shoulder,
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you tore two of your rotator
cuff tendons right here.
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- So does that mean
I can't play anymore?
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- Dominic's the
starting pitcher
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on the OMU baseball team
and a prospect
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for the minors next year.
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Now, the conventional wisdom
on irreparable
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rotator cuff tears is clear.
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It's too risky to operate.
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Just cut your losses,
aim for basic function.
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But here's what I think
about conventional wisdom.
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Ooh.
[chuckles]
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That's, no, it's-OK, yeah,
that's thick card stock.
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It's well made.
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But, uh, you get
what I'm going for.
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The good news is, there's an
innovative new procedure
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called a shoulder balloon
implant that can restore
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full range of motion.
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Bad news is, there's only seven
surgeons on the West Coast
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trained to do it.
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The good news is,
I'm one of them.
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The bad news is,
I'm a little hungover today.
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The good news is, just kidding.
[laughs]
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- That sounds great.
Let's do it.
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- All right, my guy.
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We'll get you prepped.
- Cool.
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- All right.
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- You want anybody
here with you?
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Mom and Dad, maybe?
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- Uh, no,
they're in El Salvador.
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But I'll be good, right?
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- Oh, heck, yeah, you will.
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I should say there's a small
percentage of implant patients
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that experience chronic pain
after surgery.
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But you're young and healthy,
you'll be fine.
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- OK, if you don't think
I need to worry about that.
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- I don't.
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Now, those statistics
reflect all surgeons,
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and you won't have
all surgeons.
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You'll have Bruce Schweitz.
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- Who's that?
- Hmm?
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Uh-[laughs] OK.
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Who's that?
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Very good. [laughs]
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You a ball player
or a comedian?
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I'll get
your paperwork started,
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Mrs. DeGeneres.
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Oh, who's that?
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Very good.
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[laughs]
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- Well, when I took over,
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St. Denis was ranked 32nd
in the state.
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And now, it's 29th.
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Actually, 28th,
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because Willamette Presbyterian
burned down.
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So, um, I think the numbers
speak for themselves.
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- OK, so is that it?
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- I-I guess.
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Wha-is that the amount
that you normally get?
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- Just depends on the person.
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Next up for this issue
is Tiger Woods.
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- Tiger Woods?
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So the alumni feature
is going to be Tiger Woods,
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legendary sports icon,
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and me,
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legendary head
of a regional hospital icon.
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- I'm gonna get
you all wrapped up.
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Keep your leg still.
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And, uh, could you put out
your right hand?
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OK.
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Palm up.
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Very good.
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Perfect.
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Few things bring me
real joy in life.
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My rock tumbler,
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watching an overtly French
person fall down,
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but most of all,
the Portland Trail Blazers.
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Today, they're playing
the Warriors.
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Damn!
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And I hate the Warriors.
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I-whoop!
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Commercial's over.
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We good?
I think we're good.
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- So I sign up for emails,
activate my account,
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and then the promo code is
"WELCOME."
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- Dude, just pay
full price for socks.
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- But-
- OK, on three.
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One, two, three.
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Oh, [bleep].
- No, no, no, no, no.
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[bleep].
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So we had a little incident.
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- Not an incident.
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Something has to happen
for it to be an incident.
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- We kinda dropped a guy.
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- We started to drop him, but
I reached out and stopped it.
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- Well, I-I did hear a bonk.
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- There was no bonk.
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I got my hand under his elbow.
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- He either bonked your hand
or he bonked the ground.
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Either way you cut it,
there was a bonk.
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- Hey, do you have a minute?
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- For you, pal?
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I have two.
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No, let's say one,
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and if you need more, we
can always cross that bridge.
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- OK.
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Um-I'm-
I'm a little concerned
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that Dominic is not fully aware
of the risks of this surgery.
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- I told him there was
a risk of chronic pain,
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and you were
standing right there.
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- It was-it was the way
that you told him, Bruce.
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You were very, very confident
that it would succeed.
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- OK, is that a bad thing?
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When a patient's going under,
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I'm pretty sure they're
not thinking, gosh,
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I hope my surgeon is humble.
- OK.
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But I don't think we should be
glossing over the possibility
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of a bad outcome.
- I wasn't glossing over it.
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- You kind of were.
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- Look, you care about
our patients,
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and that's very sweet.
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Never lose that.
- OK, it's not sweet.
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That's like actual-
- Adorable, precious-
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uh, take the compliment.
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Look, I hear you.
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I do.
And matter of fact,
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I have just the thing
to solve this.
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Prescription:
stay in your lane.
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- OK. Bye.
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- Refills: Unlimited.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I'll call it in
to your pharmacy.
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- Thank you.
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- [chuckles]
We have fun.
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- Oh, my God.
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Have you seen this?
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Tiger's a sensation.
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Accomplishment after
accomplishment.
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Gorgeous chompers, too.
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Like, two rows of Dentyne Ice.
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[knock at door]
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- Joyce, big news.
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I have a future baseball star
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who wants
an experimental implant.
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I just need your Jane Hancock.
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- Hold up.
A new kind of surgery?
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- Oh. No, don't worry.
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I wouldn't say new-new.
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- But it is risky
and innovative?
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- No-unless you
want it to be.
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In which case, it is highly
dangerous and inadvisable?
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- OK, let me see that.
- OK.
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- [laughs]
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Eat your heart out, Tiger.
- [chuckles]
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I don't know what's happening.
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[both chuckling]
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- So I stopped by the guy's
room, and he looks OK-
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I think.
- Yeah, because he is.
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- Right.
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Well, I'll just
keep a close eye.
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And when he wakes up,
we can tell him.
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- No, we won't be doing that.
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- What do you mean?
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We have to tell him.
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- You tell a patient
they we were dropped-
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which, again, he wasn't-
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and suddenly, his neck hurts,
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and he's calling one of those
sleazy lawyers from a bus ad.
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- Sleazy?
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But they fight for you.
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- Plus, we'll end up getting
written up for nothing.
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- Yeah, but it's
the right thing to do.
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I don't care about a write-up.
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- I do.
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You're gonna take me down with
you, get us both in trouble?
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- I guess not.
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- Jeremy, stop the presses.
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- Oh, we don't print
for, like, three months.
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It's quarterly.
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- Thank God, because
I have a late-breaking scoop.
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I just greenlit
a wildly experimental
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new surgery that's gonna help
a young athlete
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achieve his dream.
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- Really?
That sounds interesting.
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- Yeah, well, I guess you
could say here at St. Denis,
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groundbreaking surgeries
are par for the course.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, that'll work well
if you put my picture
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right next to Tiger's.
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- You feeling, uh,
good about your surgery?
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- Uh, yeah.
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I'm psyched you guys can
get it knocked out today.
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- Mm.
Mm-hmm.
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Right.
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Uh, you talked to Mom and Dad?
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They're on board
and everything?
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- Ahh, I didn't
wanna worry them.
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And the doctor said
it'll be fine, right?
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- Ye-yeah.
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He, uh-you know, he also said
it's a new surgery.
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There are risks involved. So-
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- Wait, you-you don't think
I should do it?
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- No, I'm not saying that.
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I'm not even,
really, it's not my-
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- But, like, if you were me,
like, you'd do it?
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- Oh.
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Uh, if I were you-
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well, first of all, my husband
would be in for a surprise,
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you know, because he's pretty
open-minded,
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and he'd be like, oh!
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And so-sorry.
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Listen, I'll-I'll say this.
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If you were my kid,
I would be a bit concerned,
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um, just about the
possibility of chronic pain.
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You know?
But that's just me.
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- Yeah.
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- Hey, Alex!
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Hey, congratulations.
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So proud of you.
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Hey, when's the grad party?
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- What are we talking about?
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- Oh. how you somehow became
a board-certified surgeon
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in the last hour, wow,
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and convinced Dominic
not to get the surgery.
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- Oh, you're upset with me.
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- Is this because
I hurt your feelings?
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Yeah, your fragile ego
just couldn't handle
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me not taking your advice?
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- I just wanted him to
understand the risks involved.
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- What risks?
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I know what I'm doing.
259
00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:38,081
- I'm not disputing that you're
an excellent surgeon, Bruce.
260
00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,300
- Well, it would be insane
if you were.
261
00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:40,562
- But even excellent s-
262
00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:41,650
- You'd be out of your gourd
if you were-
263
00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:43,130
- I'm speaking, OK?
- OK. Mm-hmm.
264
00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:45,088
- Even excellent surgeons
have bad outcomes sometimes.
265
00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:46,786
Random things
can just go wrong.
266
00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,309
- Like, 1% of the time.
267
00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:49,658
It's basically nothing.
268
00:08:49,659 --> 00:08:51,181
- It's not nothing
to the one guy in a hundred
269
00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:53,140
who now has chronic pain
for the rest of his life.
270
00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,184
- But that's not
gonna happen here.
271
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:55,403
- But it could.
- But it won't.
272
00:08:55,404 --> 00:08:56,360
- But it might.
- But it shan't.
273
00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,580
- Shan't?
- It worked.
274
00:08:58,581 --> 00:08:59,494
Oh-hey, Joyce,
the surgery's off.
275
00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:00,582
Yeah.
276
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,802
You can thank Dr. Alex
for that.
277
00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:05,021
- What? Oh, great.
278
00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,588
Now I guess I'm back
to being just the head
279
00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:08,198
of some random hospital.
280
00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,027
Tiger's gonna love this.
281
00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,511
- Due to circumstances
unforeseen,
282
00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:17,468
I'm going to have to
retract my addendum
283
00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:19,862
to your earlier report�ge.
284
00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,864
- Sorry, what?
285
00:09:21,865 --> 00:09:25,041
- We're not doing the-
the shoulder surgery.
286
00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,608
- Oh. OK.
Is that it?
287
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,609
- Is that it?
288
00:09:27,610 --> 00:09:29,437
[chuckles]
No.
289
00:09:29,438 --> 00:09:32,135
No, I wouldn't just rip away
good news without replacing it
290
00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,528
with something.
291
00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:37,010
Um, we are...
292
00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:39,534
debuting an innovative
vegan option
293
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,231
in our lobby cafeteria
next month.
294
00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:45,715
So there's-there's
an exclusive for ya.
295
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:50,590
[indistinct intercom chatter]
296
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,467
- Mismatch down low
on the block.
297
00:09:59,468 --> 00:10:01,469
He's going for the ball.
298
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,557
Simmons lobs inside...
[knock at door]
299
00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,037
- Hey, Doctor.
300
00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:05,081
How's he doing?
301
00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:06,605
- Uh, yeah.
302
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:07,649
He's, uh, good.
303
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:08,998
He said he's good.
304
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,043
- Oh, my gosh.
305
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:12,088
He's talking again?
306
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,524
He's talking again.
307
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:14,874
- Well, he-he didn't-
- He's talking.
308
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,353
- He didn't say that.
It was more of a vibe.
309
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,746
- [sobs] Thank goodness.
- OK.
310
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:20,575
Can you-I just need to-
can you excuse me? Just-
311
00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,838
- Pick one.
- Sorry, what's this?
312
00:10:22,839 --> 00:10:24,840
- You said a 1% chance
of surgery going badly
313
00:10:24,841 --> 00:10:26,233
was basically nothing.
314
00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,235
There's 100 slips
of paper in here.
315
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,976
One of them has an X on it.
316
00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,673
Pick one.
- OK.
317
00:10:31,674 --> 00:10:32,979
Fine, whatever.
318
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:35,590
- But if you choose
the one with the X on it,
319
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:38,375
then you have to give me
one year's salary.
320
00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:40,377
- What? No.
Why would I do that?
321
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,683
- Because it's easy
to take a risk
322
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,685
when you don't have anything
to lose.
323
00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:47,384
But if you really think that
1% is nothing, then, you know.
324
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:48,603
- Fine.
Yeah.
325
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:49,909
I'm not sure
Joyce would approve
326
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,388
of gambling in the hospital,
but if it means
327
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,260
so much to you-ah-
328
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:54,740
not pre-tax, though, right?
329
00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:55,958
- Just pick.
330
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,307
- It doesn't matter.
331
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,266
It doesn't matter.
332
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,746
OK.
[clears throat]
333
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:01,921
- OK, open it up.
334
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,532
- Mm.
335
00:11:04,224 --> 00:11:06,273
It's blank.
336
00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:09,276
Of course, it was blank.
337
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:10,277
- Oh, I think he got the X,
338
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,018
and the reason I think that
339
00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,761
is because
they all had Xs on them.
340
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,893
- Ow.
341
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:18,894
- You OK?
342
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:20,417
- Oh, yeah.
343
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,723
You ever have hairs on your
head that don't belong?
344
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,290
Just trying to
get rid of those.
345
00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:24,291
- Mm.
- It's crazy.
346
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,509
As soon as they're gone,
347
00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:26,772
you find another crop
that has to go.
348
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,731
- So, I was thinking,
since we both agreed
349
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,646
to keep our mouths shut
about the patient
350
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,083
and we wouldn't wanna
violate each other's trust-
351
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,432
- No, of course not.
352
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,782
- Why don't we keep each
other honest
353
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,044
with some collateral?
354
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,828
You tell me a secret;
I tell you a secret.
355
00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,264
- Oh, OK. Yeah.
356
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:44,485
So we kind of have secrets
just between us?
357
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,922
- But it has to be something
really humiliating.
358
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,968
- Ah-
359
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,230
OK.
360
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:53,276
Um, I-I have this
recurring dream
361
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,148
where I give birth
to my mother,
362
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,889
and it feels very real.
363
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:59,195
And as soon as she's out,
364
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,632
she starts just wailing
with hunger.
365
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:05,288
So I have to,
you know, feed her.
366
00:12:05,289 --> 00:12:06,725
- Great. Got your ass.
367
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:09,075
Don't say anything to the guy,
and you'll be fine.
368
00:12:09,076 --> 00:12:10,772
- Wait, where are you-
369
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,514
you-you didn't tell me
your secret.
370
00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,864
- Watching the big game, huh?
371
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:16,865
Total guy move.
372
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,388
- Mm-hmm.
373
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,260
- Yeah,
we need our sports, right?
374
00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:22,784
We're men.
375
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,351
Mascot's gotta be
getting hot in there.
376
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:28,224
- You can keep talking, but
I will physically harm you.
377
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,704
- Hey, Alex.
378
00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:31,619
Boy, nurses run on coffee,
am I right?
379
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,229
- Mm-hmm.
380
00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:35,014
- Oh!
Dropped my sandwich.
381
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,363
- Close call.
382
00:12:36,364 --> 00:12:38,408
Gosh, I probably
just saved your life.
383
00:12:38,409 --> 00:12:40,193
Yeah, there was a big study
about deli meats
384
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,760
increasing the odds
of heart disease.
385
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,849
And according to Alex, anything
with the slightest risk
386
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,328
shouldn't be done.
- Nice, Bruce.
387
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,547
Really nice.
- Uh-huh.
388
00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:48,201
- It was vegan.
Sprouts and avocado.
389
00:12:48,202 --> 00:12:49,506
- Uh, a choking risk, then.
390
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,812
You're welcome, Keith.
391
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,161
- That's not what
I said at all.
392
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,381
- Guys, you wanna hold it down?
We're at work.
393
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,861
- I just have this crazy thing
394
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,558
where I think we should be
upfront with our patients
395
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,560
about things
that might affect them.
396
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,909
- Oh, I don't think
that's crazy at all.
397
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,824
We owe it to our patients
to tell them everything.
398
00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,739
- Guys, Matt,
has this dream that-
399
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,436
- On the other hand,
it's important to say nothing.
400
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:07,829
- Hey, did anyone bring
an extra lunch?
401
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,918
- Maybe we should tell people
not to drive home.
402
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,659
You seen the stats
on car crashes?
403
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:14,270
Oh, and 100,000 people
slip in the tub every year.
404
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,359
So-what?
Maybe we should stop showering?
405
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,883
Is that what you want?
406
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,407
Just a bunch of stinky people
walking down the highway?
407
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,495
- I don't think
this is about risk.
408
00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,975
This is about your ego.
409
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,237
- It's funny, 'cause
I think it's about your ego.
410
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,978
- Everybody, stop.
411
00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,588
This is a break room, OK?
412
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:30,417
And if you all respectfully
shut the [bleep] up,
413
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:32,463
it would be appreciated.
414
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:34,856
- Ron makes a good point-
415
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:38,120
- Shut up!
416
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,645
- We're trying to
watch the game.
417
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,126
- Be sure to call about PT, OK?
418
00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,214
Those appointments
go really fast.
419
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:47,086
[knock at door]
- Hey.
420
00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,739
I just wanted to say
I respect your decision
421
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,002
about the implant.
422
00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,742
Sometimes,
it's good to be cautious.
423
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,527
- Cool. Thanks.
- All right.
424
00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:54,876
- All right,
let's get you signed out-
425
00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:56,095
- Neil Armstrong.
426
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,879
- Here we go.
- What?
427
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,228
- What's that-oh, nothing.
428
00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,230
No, I was just thinking
about Neil Armstrong.
429
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:03,798
He is kind of a hero of mine.
430
00:14:03,799 --> 00:14:05,060
Oh, it's funny,
now that you mention it,
431
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,280
he also took a risk. Yeah?
432
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,673
Piloted a tin can
all the way to the moon,
433
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,240
changed the course
of human history.
434
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:13,590
- He also had a team
of scientists around him
435
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:14,765
making sure that-
436
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:15,984
- Well, but he's not
the only one.
437
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,030
The Wright Brothers,
who conquered the skies.
438
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:20,771
Gandhi, and his thing.
Yeah.
439
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:21,772
Yeah, a lot of risk-takers.
440
00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:23,165
- OK, that is true.
- Mm.
441
00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:25,776
- It's also true
that for every Neil Armstrong,
442
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,127
some other risk-taker
takes a joy ride
443
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,085
down to the "Titanic" wreck
and explodes!
444
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,957
- Implodes. What?
They imploded.
445
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,132
- That was nuts.
446
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,524
- And what would
you know about risk?
447
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,918
[chuckles] She doesn't go
to Costco after 3:00 p.m.
448
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,094
because she says
the parking lot is too scary.
449
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,444
- People there are insane,
Bruce.
450
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:44,447
I am not the only one
who thinks that.
451
00:14:44,448 --> 00:14:45,492
- No.
452
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:47,537
No, no, no!
453
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:48,756
Open your eyes.
454
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,063
Damn it!
455
00:14:51,064 --> 00:14:53,980
- It breaks your heart,
but you can't save them all.
456
00:14:56,793 --> 00:15:01,595
- He's saying I don't take
risks, which is crazy.
457
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:04,293
Just last week, I bought a pack
of bras right off the shelf.
458
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,947
Like, I didn't even
try them on first.
459
00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,079
- Yeah, OK, but see,
460
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,254
that seems less
like a risk thing
461
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:09,168
and more like
a self-respect thing.
462
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:10,865
- Oh.
[clears throat]
463
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:11,953
Alex,
I'm on my way to the OR
464
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,563
to start Dom's surgery.
465
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,957
I just wanted to say,
colleague to colleague,
466
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,306
tough
loss.
467
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,134
You came at the big dog.
I respect that.
468
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:21,136
But you weren't ready
for that big dog bite.
469
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,137
- All right, Bruce.
470
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:23,399
- I got that locking jaw.
471
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,662
Heh, not neutered,
so aggression's way up.
472
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,968
- I really don't care.
473
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,318
- Ooh, I think she does,
Nurse-
474
00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:31,407
come on, you got
to wear your name badge
475
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,322
in a visible place, bud.
- It's Parker.
476
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:34,149
- It's too late.
477
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,890
Look, the point is, I won.
478
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,587
And I'm sorry
that hurts your feelings.
479
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,546
- It is insane that you think
that this is about my feelings.
480
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:41,156
- Uh, I think if you dig down
deep enough,
481
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,505
it is about your feelings.
482
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,420
- Or, maybe,
I just know what it's like
483
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,988
when someone takes a risk
and it doesn't work out.
484
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,381
Because I'm the one
who takes care of them
485
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:50,383
when they come back in,
and they're in pain,
486
00:15:50,384 --> 00:15:53,168
or they're hooked on pills,
or worse.
487
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:56,215
But you don't have to worry
about any of that, do you?
488
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,266
Big dog.
489
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:06,181
- OK, sir,
just checking your vitals-
490
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,575
blood pressure,
heart rate,
491
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,533
elbow function.
492
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,578
- Elbow?
493
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,014
I had a collapsed lung.
494
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,537
- Oh, this-
this is all protocol.
495
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:17,758
Um, so elbow-wise,
we're doing all good?
496
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,020
- I think so.
- Great!
497
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,413
That's-that's great.
498
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:21,892
Uh, well, let me know
if there's anything I can do
499
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,807
to make you more comfortable.
- No, I'm OK. Thanks.
500
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:24,939
- Hot chocolate, maybe?
501
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,201
You a Swiss Miss man?
502
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,811
I could also make
Nestl� happen.
503
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:30,031
Headline is, I'm here.
504
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,728
I'm gonna take care of you.
505
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,339
- Hey.
- Hey.
506
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:35,036
- Is everything good in here.
- Yep.
507
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,211
Hah!
Yep. Super good.
508
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,343
Almost too good, right?
509
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,040
Hey, can we get some
problems in here?
510
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,694
- He was asking about my elbow.
511
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,043
- And his heart rate.
512
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,481
Tell her about your heart rate.
513
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,745
- Hey, I come in peace.
514
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:49,964
I'm invested in Dom now,
515
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,748
so I just wanted
to see this through.
516
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,620
- Uh-huh.
517
00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:54,838
- I'm serious.
518
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,579
I'm just here to be supportive.
519
00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:58,973
So good luck in there.
520
00:16:58,974 --> 00:17:00,106
- Uh-huh.
521
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,717
- Looks like
they're all ready for you.
522
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:08,939
- Uh-huh, well, I just have
to scrub a few more spots.
523
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,550
- I think you got
all the spots there, bud.
524
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,378
- Well, I wanna make sure
my hands are clean, OK?
525
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:15,076
So I don't mess up
and, uh, you know,
526
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:16,599
ruin this kid's life.
527
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,948
What the-uh, out of soap.
Great.
528
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:20,474
Cool. Cool hospital.
529
00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:25,391
- OK, talk to me.
What-what's going on?
530
00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,740
- I don't know.
531
00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:28,350
I just-I can't stop thinking
about what you said.
532
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:31,962
I know, I'm as shocked as you
when your words have impact.
533
00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:35,575
I just keep picturing this kid
out on the streets.
534
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:36,924
He lost his scholarship,
535
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,534
sold his baseball equipment
for drug money.
536
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:39,927
- Let's step back-
537
00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,798
- Eventually, he sells the
only thing he has left-
538
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,235
himself.
- All right-
539
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,063
- And soon, he becomes the
top prostitute in Oregon.
540
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:46,934
But he can't even take pride
in that distinction
541
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,675
because he could have
been so much more.
542
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,807
- [whispers]
Why is this my life?
543
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,157
Oh, OK.
Listen, you-
544
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,724
you talk about, you know,
colonizing Mars, right?
545
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,856
- Well, it doesn't
have to be Mars.
546
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:56,900
It could be one of
Jupiter's moons.
547
00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,032
- OK, whatever.
Listen.
548
00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,948
But that is-
is gonna take big risks.
549
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:02,384
- Oh, yeah.
- You know?
550
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,604
And-and a certain breed
of person.
551
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,214
It's not gonna be
the Mazurkians.
552
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:07,476
- I'm sorry.
553
00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:08,434
Your last name is Mazurkian?
- Yeah.
554
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,435
How do you-
- What?
555
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,958
Why?
- OK, listen.
556
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:14,440
There-there's a kid in there
on that table, right,
557
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,832
and-and he needs help.
558
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,313
So tell me this,
if that were you in there,
559
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,968
would you trust you?
560
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:24,058
- There's no one in the world
I'd trust more.
561
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,016
- Then you know
what you need to do.
562
00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,018
- Hmm.
563
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,019
Well played.
564
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,674
- Mm.
565
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,416
- [sighs]
Hey, Alex.
566
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,939
- Yeah?
567
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,463
- Let someone know about that
soap dispenser, will you?
568
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,638
It's empty.
569
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,249
So-thanks.
570
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,425
- There's a chance
this will all blow over.
571
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,906
There's also a chance
that Matt will end up bald,
572
00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:48,952
penniless, and inviting
this guy to live with him.
573
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:49,953
Come on.
574
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,041
Let's tell him what happened
575
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,391
before you fully lose
your mind.
576
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,653
- Seriously?
577
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,176
- You're turning into
Smeagol, so, yes.
578
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,482
- [sighs]
579
00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,005
- So there's no damage
or bruising,
580
00:18:58,006 --> 00:18:59,615
and your vitals
are totally normal,
581
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:01,530
but we just wanted you
to be aware.
582
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:03,010
- OK.
583
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,925
Well, thanks for the heads-up.
- Of course.
584
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,100
I mean, it's the least
we could do.
585
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,057
- I really appreciate
you telling me.
586
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:09,756
It's rare to find somebody so-
587
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:10,800
honest.
- Oh.
588
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,498
- It's nice.
- Oh.
589
00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,195
Well, no biggie.
590
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,502
- It is a biggie.
591
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,591
I'm Will, by the way.
592
00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:19,810
- Serena.
593
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,857
- And I'm Matt.
594
00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,337
Yeah, it feels good
to tell the truth.
595
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,513
The patient took it well.
596
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:30,994
So well that he and Serena have
been talking for...
597
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:35,042
26 minutes now,
which is very cool.
598
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,349
- [laughing]
599
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,785
- He's making her laugh,
600
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,569
and I told her I breastfeed
my mom in my dreams.
601
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,223
So-
602
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,704
- Down to the wire.
Portland up by 2.
603
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:45,879
No time-outs.
- Ron,
604
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,707
we need you on 106.
605
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,404
- Can it wait 8.3 seconds?
606
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:51,232
- Well-it is a seizure,
607
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,234
but I'll see if he can hold it
in until you're ready.
608
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,670
- You always got
a little something to say,
609
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,063
don't you, Parker?
610
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:59,022
Nobody talk to me
or do anything.
611
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,459
- Whoa!
612
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,678
Warriors at the buzzer!
613
00:20:02,679 --> 00:20:04,289
Hell of an ending!
614
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,900
[laughs]
Whoo!
615
00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:09,120
Game that close,
everybody wins.
616
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:15,083
- [bleep] Keith.
617
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,564
- Hi, Joyce.
618
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:19,869
- I'm calling to
retract my retraction
619
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:22,698
because the surgery
is back on, baby.
620
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:24,874
- OK.
Good to know, thanks.
621
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,007
- Oh, I-I also wanted to
come clean about something.
622
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:30,445
The much-heralded vegan option
is not a done deal yet.
623
00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:33,796
We're already doing halal
and kosher, and it's a lot.
624
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:37,104
So I just wanted to get out
in front of that
625
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:40,629
before your fact checkers
sharpen their claws.
626
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:41,935
Yeah, at the end of the day,
627
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,851
I was probably in my head
for nothing.
628
00:20:44,852 --> 00:20:47,636
And if I had to guess, I bet
Tiger was just as worried
629
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:49,639
about stacking up to me.
630
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,294
Zero Olympic medals
for this guy.
631
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,817
Yikes.
632
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,993
- OK, subacromial
space is ready.
633
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,431
Inserting balloon
through the lateral port.
634
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:02,260
And-perfect.
635
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,783
- So Dominic's surgery
went well,
636
00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,350
and I'm really happy for him.
637
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,525
And you know what?
638
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:07,961
Yeah, maybe I could
stand to take
639
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:11,138
a few more risks in my life.
640
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,226
[chuckles]
641
00:21:12,227 --> 00:21:13,314
Scratchers.
642
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,098
I never do this.
643
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:16,796
Oh, [bleep].
644
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,886
That's $5 down the drain.
645
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,540
You know what? Just one more.
646
00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,932
I gotta get my money back.
647
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:25,066
[bell clangs]
648
00:21:25,116 --> 00:21:29,666
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