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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,341 --> 00:00:04,771 ADULT MARK (V.O.): In the sanctity of my room, 2 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:07,305 Steve and I had decided to write our own sketches. 3 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:10,642 -Captain's log, star date, 1990. 4 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:13,846 I beamed down to a strange new world. 5 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:17,582 It is newly found land, so I have decided to call it 6 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,451 "Land Found New." 7 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:23,056 -[Newfoundland accent] What are ya at, b'y? 8 00:00:23,057 --> 00:00:25,057 -[gasps] 9 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,658 Phasers set for stun! 10 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:27,993 -It's too late! 11 00:00:28,128 --> 00:00:30,128 I'm already stunned. 12 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:32,197 -Ah... huh. 13 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:33,465 I don't get it. 14 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,268 -Star Trek but set in Newfoundland, Pop. 15 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,602 It's satire. 16 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:39,606 -But why are the Newfoundlanders always the stupid ones? 17 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,940 I mean, don't sell out your culture! 18 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:44,676 -CBC radio is doing a couple of nights of young acts. 19 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:45,952 It's called Fresh Fish. 20 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,947 And if we get in, our skit will be on national radio! 21 00:00:48,948 --> 00:00:50,016 -Ooh. 22 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:51,884 -Check it out. 23 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,069 -Ah! 24 00:00:53,087 --> 00:00:54,686 What's a... "Cat Fud"? 25 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:56,387 -It's "cat food"! 26 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,823 -But the way a cat would spell it! 27 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,959 -Ah, I still don't get it. 28 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:02,895 -It's just so stupid, it's funny! 29 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,364 -You got the first part right! 30 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,431 Ah... [sighs] 31 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,304 -Spock, beam me up! 32 00:01:14,208 --> 00:01:16,975 BOTH: Ahhh... 33 00:01:17,011 --> 00:01:19,711 ? 34 00:01:19,712 --> 00:01:21,514 ADULT MARK (V.O.): I wasn't the only one 35 00:01:21,515 --> 00:01:23,325 who was getting ready for a big show. 36 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,649 -Come on, will ya? 37 00:01:24,650 --> 00:01:26,519 You're supposed to be making toilet paper flowers 38 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,319 for Suzanne's wedding. Here! 39 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:30,021 -Alright, I'm out. 40 00:01:30,022 --> 00:01:31,257 -Where do you think you're going? 41 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,958 I got a friggin' wedding to plan! 42 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,192 -I gotta go to work. 43 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,460 You're in, Pop. 44 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:39,998 -[grumbles] Well... 45 00:01:40,133 --> 00:01:41,933 -What? 46 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:44,069 -Well... I don't have my glasses. 47 00:01:44,071 --> 00:01:45,270 -They're on your face. 48 00:01:45,405 --> 00:01:47,439 -My other glasses! 49 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,276 -Well, can I get just get some jeezly help around here? 50 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,211 -I have a little project of my own, 51 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:55,413 and that, too, requires toilet paper. 52 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:56,948 -Oh! -Excuse me. 53 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:59,617 -[phone rings] -Oh! 54 00:01:59,618 --> 00:02:00,987 -I got it! -[phone ringing] 55 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:02,854 -I got it- -Ah! Hello? 56 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:05,087 VOICE: [phone] Hello! Is this Mark Critch? 57 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,959 -Yeah, this is- this is he. 58 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,562 Is that right? 59 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,232 Bye, yeah. 60 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,235 We got it! 61 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:18,436 -No way! 62 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:20,305 We got it! 63 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,907 -What did you get? 64 00:02:21,909 --> 00:02:23,442 -We got the show! 65 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,977 We get to do two sketches on national radio! 66 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:27,646 -Two? -And they're paying us! 67 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:29,648 A hundred bucks each! -Oh! 68 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,984 -Yeah, I told you you boys were gonna do it! 69 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:33,452 -Which night? -Tomorrow. 70 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,254 -Oh! 71 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,390 Oh, no you don't. The wedding's tomorrow. 72 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,457 -But it's our big break. 73 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,461 -Yeah, I'm... I'm sure Fox will understand. 74 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,295 -Her mother is getting married! 75 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,664 -Let him do it. I mean, come on... 76 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,466 I mean, they've worked too hard on this. 77 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:49,901 -Mom's right. 78 00:02:49,904 --> 00:02:52,136 I can't let Fox down. 79 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:54,139 -I'm your partner. 80 00:02:54,274 --> 00:02:55,414 You're letting me down. 81 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:58,944 -No, I... 82 00:02:58,945 --> 00:03:01,147 ADULT MARK (V.O.): I was doing the right thing. 83 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:02,814 But why did it feel so wrong? 84 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,015 [door closes] 85 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,553 ? 86 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:09,672 ? 87 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,823 -Hold still for a second. -Make me! 88 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,426 -Jennifer, can you come down so I can see ya? 89 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,827 [Fox sighs heavily] 90 00:03:16,649 --> 00:03:18,565 [sighs] 91 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:20,699 -Oh, my little woman! 92 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:21,967 -Okay! 93 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:24,570 Can I wear my sneakers tomorrow? These dumb shoes hurt. 94 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:25,805 -What are Paul's crowd gonna think 95 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,073 if you're wearing sneakers? 96 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,208 -You embarrassed of me? 97 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,139 -Will you stop twisting everything? 98 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:32,879 Look, here, sit down for a second. 99 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,979 -[sighs] What? 100 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:38,183 -I was wondering if you might say a few words at the wedding. 101 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:41,853 You know, something nice to welcome Paul to the family. 102 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,588 -No, I'm... 103 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:45,590 I'm no good at that kind of stuff. 104 00:03:45,591 --> 00:03:47,760 -Is it 'cause you don't want to make a speech 105 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,627 or you don't want him in the family? 106 00:03:49,628 --> 00:03:51,230 -Now who's twisting everything? 107 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:52,532 -I- -Okay, you know what? 108 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,433 No, I'm sick of talking about this stupid wedding! 109 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,667 -Hey! 110 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:57,704 -I don't wanna wear nothing I don't wanna wear, 111 00:03:57,705 --> 00:04:00,106 and I don't wanna say nothing I don't wanna say! 112 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:03,809 ? 113 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:05,610 -It's okay, Mudder. 114 00:04:05,611 --> 00:04:06,613 [door slams upstairs] 115 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,413 -I'll give the speech. 116 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:09,881 -[inhales sharply] 117 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:10,933 [phone rings] 118 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:14,052 -Better listening, VOCM. 119 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:17,756 -I have to drop off the flowers and Mark wants a run downtown. 120 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,625 I won't be long, but... 121 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,527 I just don't want to leave Pop alone. 122 00:04:21,528 --> 00:04:22,794 -He's fine, Mary. 123 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,697 He's just a little tired lately, is all. 124 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,138 -Something seems different. 125 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,836 -Damn thing is unnatural. 126 00:04:30,837 --> 00:04:32,872 -Alright, look, I can take an early lunch. 127 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:35,473 But hurry on, will ya? I've only got an hour. 128 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:41,230 -Pop? 129 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:43,247 -[kettle hissing] -Pop? 130 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:44,383 Pop! 131 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:46,384 [dramatic music] 132 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,787 [smoke alarm beeping] 133 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:52,857 ? 134 00:04:52,926 --> 00:04:57,629 ? 135 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,863 -What have you done now? 136 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,932 -The new kettle is electric, Pop! 137 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,501 You can't put it on the burner! 138 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,686 -Well, how the hell am I supposed to know 139 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,475 which kettle's which when you keep switching 'em out? 140 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:13,945 ? 141 00:05:13,946 --> 00:05:14,947 -Look, I... 142 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,814 -I don't wanna go the dumb wedding. 143 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:20,152 Asking me to say that I want Paul to be my step-dad? 144 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,619 That's too much! 145 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:23,739 -Follow your heart. 146 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:26,958 -Wait... really? 147 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,361 I thought you'd try and talk me out of it. 148 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:31,530 -I would never! 149 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,931 -What gives? 150 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:36,701 -We got the Fresh Fish show. 151 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:39,104 -What? No way! Look, I told you you'd get it. 152 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,571 -It's tomorrow night. 153 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,375 -But the wedding... 154 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,578 -You need to do that speech, and I need to be there for you. 155 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:48,246 -Don't be an idiot. -What? 156 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:51,249 -I know what it's like to be forced into doing something 157 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:52,984 just to make someone else happy. 158 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:57,656 -Look, the service is in the afternoon, right? 159 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:00,792 So, what if I come for that, then leave to do my show, 160 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:02,627 then come back after? 161 00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:05,064 I'd miss your speech, but I'd be there for the dance. 162 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,998 -Okay, there's not gonna be a speech. 163 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,533 Seriously, go, okay? 164 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,368 I'll be mad if you don't. 165 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:11,703 -How did I get so lucky? 166 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,072 -Yeah, I honestly have no idea. 167 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,273 [both chuckle] 168 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:18,176 ADULT MARK (V.O.): Star-crossed lovers, double-booked. 169 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,250 -It's the second time he's done it. 170 00:06:25,385 --> 00:06:28,019 Could have burned the house down. 171 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:30,622 -I'll ask Dr. Bob if he can fit him in tomorrow 172 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,691 before the wedding. See what he has to say. 173 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,161 -Am I not included in this conversation? 174 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,264 I'm not a child, you know. 175 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,102 And I'm not senile. 176 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:51,042 -[plaintive music] -Oh, God... 177 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,512 ? 178 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:56,881 ? 179 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,440 -You okay? 180 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:07,592 -Well, I've still got my marbles, 181 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,794 if that's what you wanna know. 182 00:07:09,795 --> 00:07:11,531 -You're the smartest person I know. 183 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:12,864 -Yeah, well... 184 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,467 you better keep that to yourself. 185 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,218 You know, your father's a traitor. 186 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:19,671 -Well, look, I... 187 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:23,942 It's hard to tell somebody that you love the truth. 188 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:29,047 But the people that step up and do... 189 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:31,283 those are the ones that really love you. 190 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:32,584 -[chuckles] 191 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,686 Now I know I'm getting old. 192 00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:36,955 You're giving me advice. 193 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,428 You better go to bed. 194 00:07:43,563 --> 00:07:46,231 Big day tomorrow. 195 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,366 For both of us. 196 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:49,767 Goodnight. 197 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:59,044 [poignant music] 198 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:04,449 ? 199 00:08:04,584 --> 00:08:08,953 ? 200 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:17,062 [intriguing music] 201 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,965 ADULT MARK (V.O.): A race against the clock. 202 00:08:18,966 --> 00:08:20,265 Late to sound check, 203 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,733 but still early for the wedding. 204 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,568 -I knew you wouldn't let me down. 205 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:28,340 -Of course. 206 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:29,941 -Can we get a level? 207 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:31,142 -Uh... 208 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,261 Hello? 209 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:36,381 -Check. Check one. Check. 210 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:37,748 -Okay? Sounds good. 211 00:08:37,749 --> 00:08:38,985 -How many people will hear this? 212 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:41,152 -A million, if we're lucky. 213 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,287 -Hear that? 214 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:44,223 If this goes well, who knows what might happen? 215 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,958 -So... you boys are right off the top. 216 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,426 -Do you wanna run it? -Yeah. 217 00:08:48,427 --> 00:08:50,296 ADULT MARK (V.O.): This was my big break, 218 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,765 but all that I was concerned about breaking was a heart. 219 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:53,816 -You know what? 220 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,766 I-I think we should wait for the show. 221 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:58,703 I don't wanna peak too soon. 222 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,773 Well, that's it. I'll- I'll just rest my voice. 223 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:01,839 -You're not serious. 224 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,709 You're going to that wedding, aren't you? 225 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,377 -I promise I'll be back in time. 226 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:06,744 -But we're first up! 227 00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:08,376 ADULT MARK (V.O.): What can I say? 228 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,814 I was a people-pleaser. 229 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:11,717 A people-pleaser who seemed to be out to prove 230 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,284 that you can't please everyone. 231 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:26,798 -I feel like I'm a dog going to the vet to be snipped. 232 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,532 -I'll see if they do that too. 233 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:29,801 -Alright. 234 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:32,938 A few things have slipped my mind. 235 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:37,475 No reason to strap me to a chair and brainwash me. 236 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:40,544 -We're all worried about you, Pop. 237 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,147 We don't think you're losing your mind. 238 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,050 We just want some peace of mind, you know? 239 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:50,121 We don't wanna lose you. 240 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:53,475 Please? 241 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,465 -Well, what you waiting for? 242 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,244 -[silently] Thank you. 243 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:21,919 ? 244 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,590 -Oh, that is a big crowd of people out there. 245 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:28,426 -You look gorgeous! 246 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:29,593 You ready? 247 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:30,995 -I don't think I can do this. 248 00:10:30,996 --> 00:10:32,198 -Oh, it's just butterflies. 249 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,331 -What am I even doing? The kids hates him! 250 00:10:34,368 --> 00:10:37,334 -Those kids are better off with a happy mother, believe me. 251 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,270 -But what if I'm just being selfish? 252 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,039 -Alright, you shut up and listen. 253 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:45,009 Now, I was so busy raising those boys, and the men, 254 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:47,212 that I nearly forgot who the hell I was. 255 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,080 And then I felt like I had no purpose 256 00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:50,549 when they didn't need me anymore. 257 00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:53,618 Who was I gonna give all that love to that I had? 258 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,920 Well, I started giving it to me. 259 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,423 And I took my course. 260 00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,425 And I know who I am, 261 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:04,028 and I really like me. 262 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,965 You are gonna love you, too. 263 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:10,101 If you just do something for yourself for once. 264 00:11:10,237 --> 00:11:13,771 So, go on out there and get married. 265 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,140 -I don't know about this. 266 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:18,643 -Either I can inspire you, or I can shove you. 267 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:19,911 But either way, 268 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:22,680 you are not getting cold feet at my wedding! 269 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,315 Hit it! 270 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:28,319 [organ playing Pachelbel's Canon in D] 271 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,388 ? 272 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,523 -[sighs] 273 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:32,857 -Is Mom okay? 274 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,260 -She better be, if she knows what's good for her. 275 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:36,162 [chuckles] 276 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,063 ? 277 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,864 -Go! 278 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,534 [starts playing Wagner's Bridal Chorus] 279 00:11:41,535 --> 00:11:43,667 MARK: [clears throat] 280 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,536 Hell of a day for it, eh? 281 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,341 Sorry, sorry. Excuse me. Thank you. 282 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,810 [people murmuring] 283 00:11:55,014 --> 00:12:00,217 [resumes playing Bridal Chorus] 284 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,488 ? 285 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,057 ? 286 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,558 -That's my mudder. 287 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,027 You hurts her, I hurts you. 288 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:15,800 [organ music continues] 289 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:19,837 ? 290 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,709 -So, what do you want from me? 291 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,845 Name, birthday? 292 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,780 Who the prime minister is? 293 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,714 I mean, come on, let's get on with it. 294 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:31,983 I haven't got all day. 295 00:12:31,984 --> 00:12:33,986 -Mr. Critch, can you draw me a clock face? 296 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,387 -Okay, now, he's not that far gone. 297 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,523 -Oh. Sweet of you. 298 00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:41,926 -Draw me a clock face showing 10 minutes after 11. 299 00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:55,406 -Ten minutes, hm... 300 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,478 After 11... 301 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,282 [sombre music] 302 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:08,386 ? 303 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:12,690 ? 304 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:16,828 ? 305 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,296 -What now? 306 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,567 -Well, we can try medication to halt the process 307 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:23,901 for as long as we can... 308 00:13:23,902 --> 00:13:26,572 ADULT MARK (V.O.): Time doesn't need a clock to tick away. 309 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,941 -But this is something that you'll have to live with 310 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:31,843 for the rest of your natural life. 311 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:34,111 I'm sorry. 312 00:13:34,112 --> 00:13:35,848 [organ playing Mendelssohn's Wedding March] 313 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,539 -[Suzanne laughs] -[applause] 314 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,386 -Thanks! -Thanks. Hi! 315 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,689 [applause and organ music continue] 316 00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,131 -Great couple 'a kids. 317 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:54,763 -Thanks. -I wish you all the best. 318 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:55,801 BOTH: Thank you. 319 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,335 [indistinct chatter] 320 00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,637 -[silently] I love you. 321 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,673 ADULT MARK (V.O.): I'd been there for her. 322 00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,075 Now to be somewhere else for me. 323 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,459 ADULT MARK (V.O.): No matter how much we try 324 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,584 to stop the clock, we can't. 325 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:18,890 EMCEE: Welcome to the Terra Nova Fringe festival's Fresh Fish! 326 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,825 [applause] 327 00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,294 -There you are. 328 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,197 -Here's a young act surely about to make waves 329 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,363 in Atlantic Canada. 330 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,499 Let's hear it for Cat Fud. 331 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,302 [applause] 332 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,213 -And now, Baywatch! 333 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:49,186 [audience chuckling] 334 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,658 [laughter] 335 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:56,794 -Some day. 336 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:58,329 -Water's some calm. 337 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,132 -Luh! 338 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,334 Whose boat is that? 339 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,405 -Skipper Eli's, I thinks. 340 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,675 BOTH: Baywatch! 341 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:15,212 [laughter and applause] 342 00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:16,749 ADULT MARK (V.O.): Fox was right. 343 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,190 I couldn't have missed this! 344 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,489 -So, aren't you gonna congratulate me? 345 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,192 -Guess you got your way. Good for you. 346 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:30,262 -You really aren't gonna give me a chance, are you? 347 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,363 -Okay, well, let's be honest. 348 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,497 I didn't ask you to be my step-dad, did I? 349 00:15:33,498 --> 00:15:34,900 -You wanna be honest? Sure. 350 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,168 Okay. [sighs] 351 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:41,405 I didn't set out to marry a woman with four kids- 352 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,775 No- and it's not like I'm after the family fortune. 353 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,244 And I... 354 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,181 love your mother almost as much as she loves you. 355 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,118 So you can hate me if you want. 356 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,388 But I'm not going anywhere. 357 00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:01,859 ? 358 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,995 MARY: Attention, everyone! 359 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,798 Would you please take your seats? 360 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,732 It's time for the speeches. 361 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:11,268 ? 362 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,437 MARK: And now... 363 00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,806 we take you to Jerusalem, 364 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,407 where a young carpenter's son 365 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,943 is having his second last supper. 366 00:16:19,078 --> 00:16:20,511 [laughter] 367 00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:23,314 -Can I take your order? 368 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,884 -Yeah, uh, me and my friends would like a jug 'a water, 369 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,686 one order of the fish, and a single loaf of bread. 370 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:30,954 [laughter] 371 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,224 -A jug of water, an order of fish, 372 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,359 and one loaf for 12 guys? 373 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,762 -Is... is there a problem? 374 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,263 -Wait a minute... 375 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,431 I know you! 376 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,967 You're that carpenter's son! 377 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:45,469 -He's not my real dad! 378 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,238 [laughter and applause] 379 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,442 -Paul, uh... 380 00:16:51,796 --> 00:16:53,846 Paul's a good guy. 381 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:54,979 Um... 382 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,848 Paul's, um... 383 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:59,517 Uh, Paul's got a job and, um, 384 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,120 Paul's got, uh, money, you know? So that's... 385 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:05,255 That's good. And, um, he smells nice. 386 00:17:05,256 --> 00:17:06,892 -[awkward laughter] -No, no, like, I mean, 387 00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,794 like, the cologne or whatever that he wear- 388 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,763 like, I don't care how he smells like, b'ys! 389 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,263 Like, I'm not trying to- 390 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,497 Oh, thank God. 391 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:18,369 -[sighs] I... 392 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,871 I think what Jason was trying to say was... 393 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,835 ...we've never seen our mom so happy. 394 00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:34,619 I mean, Mom had to raise us all on her own, so... 395 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,355 Mom... 396 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,358 I wanted to thank you 397 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,718 for all the sacrifices you made along the way. 398 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,965 All the part-time jobs you did. 399 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,700 All the fevers we had. 400 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:50,752 [Suzanne chuckles] 401 00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,971 -And all the times you told us 402 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:55,857 that everything was gonna be okay. 403 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:01,581 Now it's our turn to tell you that everything's gonna be okay. 404 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:04,715 We're a lot to take on, so... 405 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:05,917 [laughter] 406 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,118 -Yeah. 407 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,319 So, Paul... 408 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,588 Good luck with that. 409 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,223 [laughter] 410 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,994 -And welcome to the family. 411 00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:21,799 -[people cheering] -[applause] 412 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,868 -Is that wine? 413 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,404 You never ordered any wine! 414 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,339 All I gave you was a jug 'a water 415 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,042 and now there's 12 glasses 'a wine! 416 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:31,875 Everybody out! 417 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,211 -Trust me. 418 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:34,745 I'll be back! 419 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:35,979 [applause] 420 00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,816 EMCEE: Let's hear it again for Cat Fud, everybody! 421 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,751 Truly an act to watch. 422 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,954 The next act is one you all know and love. 423 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,958 Please give it up for Corey and Wade's Playhouse. 424 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,173 [audience cheering] 425 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:50,695 -Ah... Woo! 426 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:51,747 Okay! 427 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,633 -And now, please join us 428 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,636 as the happy couple has their first dance. 429 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,372 [applause] 430 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,709 [Sheriff's "When I'm With You" playing] 431 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:09,881 ? 432 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,483 ? I never needed love... ? 433 00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,251 ? 434 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,053 ? Like I need you... ? 435 00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:17,321 -[tearfully] Losers. 436 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,722 -Seriously? 437 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:19,856 -Shut up. 438 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,661 -Excuse me. Do you have a card? 439 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,430 My sister's getting married in August. 440 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:28,065 -Oh, I don't. 441 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:31,002 But you can find me in the phonebook under Mike Critch. 442 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:38,075 ? 443 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,745 ? Maybe it's the way you touch me... ? 444 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,514 ? 445 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,596 -Should I be jealous? 446 00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:47,952 -He did ask for my number. 447 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,554 -I can't say I blame him. 448 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,342 -How is Pop? 449 00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:56,445 -He's... 450 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,795 he's fine. 451 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:03,634 ? When I'm with you ? 452 00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:04,703 ? 453 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,838 ? Baby, ay-yay... ? 454 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,507 ? Yeah, yeah... ? 455 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:11,909 -Where you goin'? 456 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:12,961 -I'll be back! 457 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:15,147 Here, take these, okay? 458 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,385 ? Oh, baby, ay-yay... ? 459 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,520 ? Yeah, yeah... ? 460 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,060 ADULT MARK (V.O.): Sometimes love is simply about 461 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,391 being there for someone. 462 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,261 And sometimes it's about giving them space 463 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:33,764 to be themselves. 464 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,867 You may not always be with the people you love, 465 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,937 and that's okay. 466 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,541 As long as you're always there for them. 467 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,196 -How did it go? 468 00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,331 -I did the speech. 469 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,082 -I knew you would. 470 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,350 -How was it? 471 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,450 -We killed. 472 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,020 -I knew you would. 473 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,255 -It was the best. 474 00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,991 But this is better. 475 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:06,029 ? Baby, ay-yay, yeah, yeah... ? 476 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:09,033 ? I get chills when I'm with you... ? 477 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,035 ? Oh-oh... ? 478 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:19,576 ? Oh, baby, ay-yay, yeah, yeah... ? 479 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:23,047 ? Now the world stands still when I'm with you. ? 480 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:26,984 ? 481 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:30,854 ? 482 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:34,792 ? 483 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:39,063 ? 484 00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:43,667 ? 485 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:47,270 ? 486 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,941 ? 487 00:21:50,991 --> 00:21:55,541 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32245

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