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?
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-And this is it.
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ADULT MARK (V.O.): Despite
losing half his stuff
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in a divorce,
Fox's soon-to-be step-dad
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had a pretty impressive pad.
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-Whoa.
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Sweet pad.
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-I don't wanna friggin'
house-sit.
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-It's just for one night.
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Paul rented us a cabin
out in Terra Nova.
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-Ooh, a national park!
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-Yeah.
-Classy.
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-You just gotta pop on by,
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water a few plants,
feed the fish.
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Easy!
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-Pfft.
[knocks on tank]
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-No, no, no!
Do not touch!
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You'll scare the eel.
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Please.
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ADULT MARK (V.O.): A slightly
less cardboard version of Paul .
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PAUL: Here we have the high-def
50-inch colour TV,
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with surround sound system.
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-Of course,
we've gotta have that.
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PAUL: Five CD carousel,
dual cassette,
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and a 14-channel
graphic equalizer.
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-I have a Mickey Mouse
record player, myself,
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but uh, I am in the market-
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-Ah... don't touch.
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Nothing.
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Not even the light switches,
okay?
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[claps]
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[giggles]
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-[gasps]
-[claps]
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-[gasps]
You have the Clapper?
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Fox, your new house is awesome.
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-I'm not living here.
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-Yeah, I don't see
how you could.
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Three bedrooms,
and one's a weight room,
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and the other's a storage room
for the weights.
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So, I mean,
not a lot of space
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for a soon-to-be
family of six and a pet eel.
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SUZANNE: Well, this is
all just temporary anyway.
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After the wedding, we're gonna
look for a bigger spot
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where we can all
be together, right?
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-That's the plan.
-Uh-huh.
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-This is just the show home,
so...
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I don't really own it.
We can't stay here, babe!
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-Well, listen here, "babe,"
don't-
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-Don't worry about this place!
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Right?
Because we'd love to help.
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-No.
Just Fox.
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No guests.
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-We don't want another
New Year's.
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PAUL: One little trick
with the plants...
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You just wanna use
one ice cube at a time,
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and that way...
[smacks lips]
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...you don't over-water 'em.
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Would you like to try?
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-I think I got it.
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[clapping]
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-No, Fox, my seizures!
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[Suzanne sighs]
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POP: Three... fifty.
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Right, I've done my part.
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-Well, just read
the instructions again, will ya?
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-"Drop pork chop
into shaker bag."
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"Shake...
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"Then bake."
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Think you can manage that?
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-I have good news!
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-You're gonna make supper?
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-The Kareer Kollege
found me a work term!
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-Oh...
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-I'm gonna be giving tours
at a historic site!
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-Atta' girl, Mary!
What's the pay like?
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-Well, it's a work term,
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which they say is
a "course upgrade,"
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so I'll have to pay
a small fee,
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but, well, once I do,
I get to graduate!
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-Wow!
Well, let's celebrate
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with a nice
home-cooked meal, hmm?
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-Mmm, I have to study
the guide book.
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I start tomorrow!
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[giggles]
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Save me a pork chop!
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I'll eat later.
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-It's not that hard.
-Ah...
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-And... shake.
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POP: Oh, boy...
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We're gonna starve to death.
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-The Party Wagon?
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-Fresh from my car lot.
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I just bought it from myself.
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Okay, here's the plan:
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Amanda here,
dressed up as Logo Girl,
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drives around and picks up
lucky listeners.
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Then she drops 'em off down to
Benders Bar on George Street,
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which I also just bought.
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Buck a beer all night.
You win to get in!
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Mike, you broadcast
the entire thing.
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We establish Magic 97
as the station to get primed to
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and Benders as the prime spot
to get loaded.
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Deadly, wha?
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AMANDA: Yeah.
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Deadly.
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DICK: Mr. Bartlett, sir...
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She's a dandy-lookin' rig,
but...
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drivin' around a bunch'a drunks
sounds like trouble.
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-The trouble with trouble, Dick,
is people love trouble.
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AMANDA: No, I get it.
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We're promoting Magic 97 while
helping curb drunk driving.
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-Win-win.
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-And you're loading up
your new bar
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with a bunch 'a
drunk college kids.
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-Win-win-win.
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-Sure you're okay with this?
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-[scoffs]
I'm a big girl.
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-So's he.
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You got pluck.
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You're going places, missy.
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You're goin' places!
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-Yeah...
Goin' to hell.
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Uh... guess I'll
see you tonight.
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-Relax, Dick.
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Amanda can take care of herself.
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She's part Dunphy.
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?
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-Your step-dad has an eel?
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Lucky!
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-He's not my friggin' step-dad.
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-Yet.
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I mean, Paul gave you a key,
so he trusts you.
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I mean, that's something, right?
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BRAD: Listen up!
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My folks cancelled
their vacation
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so there's no party tonight.
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[crowd groans and mutters]
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-I know, it sucks.
Pass it on.
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-Hey, uh, what's going on?
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-Every year there's a grade 10
end-of-year blow-out party.
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Brad was gonna host this year
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'cause his parents
were going on vacation,
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but they just cancelled
their trip because his mom
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caught his dad cheating.
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So... party's off.
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-Well, I'd be more disappointed
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if I were actually invited,
but...
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-Neither was I, so...
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whatever.
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-Grade 10's!
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Shut up!
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The party's moved to
1 Strawberry Tree Crescent.
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8 pm, uh...
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No parents around,
so I'll see you there.
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[crowd exclaiming]
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MARK: Fox...
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That's Paul's place!
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-Yeah, so?
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MIKE SR: What's that smell?
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[kettle hissing]
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-Good God!
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Ah, Jesus!
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[kettle clatters]
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[hissing noise]
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-You let the kettle boil dry!
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The bottom's black!
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-What?
I-I just put that on.
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Well... didn't I?
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-What is all the racket about?
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-Pop almost burned
the bloody house down!
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POP: Oh, the kettle's faulty.
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I smell a lawsuit.
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-Good God, Mary.
What the hell do ya have on?
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-It's one of my costumes
I gotta wear
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for the historic site.
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For my internship!
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So I can graduate!
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-Oh, right, yeah.
-Nice.
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-Suppose you want me
to go down there with ya
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and take the tour and all that?
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-God, no!
I'm nervous enough as it is!
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The missus from the college
is gonna grade me.
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It's okay.
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You just stay the frig
home out of it, hmm?
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MARY: See you later!
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-You are going, right?
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-She told me to stay home!
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-No, she said it was "okay."
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Now, you remember
when you were a kid
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and you'd shag something up,
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and I'd say,
"Don't worry, son, it's okay"?
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Well, it wasn't!
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-I'll call a cab.
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-Ah.
Good.
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I'll come with you.
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We need a new kettle.
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-Alright.
I think that's it.
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-Yeah, um...
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Listen, Mike, I...
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-I'm going with ya.
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-Dick, she can handle herself.
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-I'm not letting me daughter
do this alone.
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-You don't let me do anything.
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I do what I want.
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But, fine.
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I'll let you drive
while I work the mic.
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-Dandy!
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This'll make up
for all the drives
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I never got to give you
when you was small.
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-[chuckles]
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-Hey, uh,
what were you gonna say?
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-Uh... it's nothing.
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We'll talk later.
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I gotta go be a superhero.
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[Mike gasps]
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[rock music]
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-Fox!
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Look, you can't
throw this party.
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-Watch me.
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-But it's not your place!
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And it- it's
so last-minute, right?
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You'd need a punch,
light snacks,
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maybe a dip of some kind-
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-Okay, relax, will ya?
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It's not a big deal.
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It's just a few
grade 10's, okay?
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ADULT MARK (V.O.): We had
our own forms
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of social media back then...
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[upbeat music]
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?
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[phone rings]
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[inaudible conversation]
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?
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[inaudible conversation]
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ADULT MARK (V.O.):
And Fox's party went viral
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back when viral
was just the flu.
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-Yes, b'y!
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?
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-Hey.
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So, I've been thinking,
and you're right.
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-[exhales]
Thank God.
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Look, there's
no shame in cancelling.
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-I'm not cancelling the party.
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-What was I right about?
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-Being last-minute.
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Look, I need your help
getting ready.
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Like, now.
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-You mean pip off?
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No, I have theatre arts!
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-God, don't be a wuss.
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-My art is my life.
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Mr. Lewis always says that-
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[rock sting]
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-I think people prefer
the soft cheezies to the hard.
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-Good thinking.
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Come on.
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[flute music]
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[fire crackles]
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-Oh, 'ello, 'ello!
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I didn't see you there!
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Oh, I've no time for gawkers!
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I am starting supper
for the lord and the lady
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of the house, I am.
264
00:09:02,676 --> 00:09:05,243
Oh, bakin' the bread,
making fish,
265
00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,711
peelin' potatoes...
266
00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,681
Well, such is the life
of a scullery maid
267
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,415
in 1830's Newfoundland.
268
00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:13,151
Which is right now.
269
00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,303
Oh...
270
00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,922
I makes the tea, I do!
271
00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,190
POP: Well, mind that kettle.
272
00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,659
They've been known to boil dry!
273
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,593
MIKE SR: Shut up, will ya?
274
00:09:22,081 --> 00:09:24,096
MARY: Um...
275
00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,997
Oh, look at the time!
Oh, the...
276
00:09:26,099 --> 00:09:28,333
Oh, the lady of the house
will be back soon.
277
00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,435
You crowd should move on.
278
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:34,005
She doesn't like landlubbers
lollygaggin' about, hmm?
279
00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:35,740
LINDA: Don't mind me, Mary.
280
00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:38,610
Just pretend I'm not even here.
281
00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,314
-What the frig are ya doing?
282
00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:43,748
-Yeah, I tried to stop him,
283
00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,216
but you know what he's like.
284
00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:47,252
-I just wanted to show ya
some support.
285
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:51,156
-I have worked too hard
for you to shag this up for me!
286
00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,792
Stay in the back
and keep yer mouths shut.
287
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,062
POP: Ah...
288
00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,097
[metal clinks]
289
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,731
-This is a nice one.
Heh.
290
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,999
-Give me that!
291
00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,670
MIKE JR: And it's time
to check in with Logo Girl
292
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,039
at the Magic 97 Party Wagon.
293
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,307
[rock music]
294
00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:11,143
AMANDA: [radio] It's Logo Girl,
comin' at you live
295
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,178
from the Magic 97 Party Wagon!
296
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,680
We've got our first
lucky listeners on board,
297
00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:17,750
and they're headed to
Benders on George!
298
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,651
[passengers yelling]
299
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,621
-And what club
are you guys going to?
300
00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,488
-All of 'em!
We're on a pub crawl!
301
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,957
-Friggin' right!
-Woo!
302
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,726
-But mostly Benders, right?
303
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:28,961
[indistinct yelling]
304
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,832
-Hey, quit your shaggin'
back there
305
00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:32,131
or I'll turn this rig around!
306
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,332
-[clicks button]
-Alright!
307
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,334
Sounds like we've got
some happy winners!
308
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,569
Remember:
drive safe, arrive alive.
309
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:39,504
Magic 97 cares.
310
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,106
[peppy musical sting]
311
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,308
-I am so glad that's not me.
312
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,878
I wouldn't wanna be driving
around in a van full of drunks.
313
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,313
?
314
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,465
[door unlatches]
315
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,884
FOX: Okay...
316
00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,756
Um, that needs something.
317
00:10:58,267 --> 00:11:00,693
MARK: What are you doing?
318
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,961
-It's just a splash.
It's fine.
319
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:06,031
-Okay, this is getting
outta hand, okay?
320
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,666
Why are you doing this?
321
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,035
-You're the one who told me
322
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,569
I should try
and make more friends.
323
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:11,604
Geez.
324
00:11:11,605 --> 00:11:13,506
-No, I think you're
doing this out of spite.
325
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,708
Yeah, you're trying to
break your mom and Paul up,
326
00:11:15,709 --> 00:11:16,759
subconsciously.
327
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,244
-No, actually,
I'm doing it consciously.
328
00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,278
Paul's a dork.
329
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,513
Mom'd be better off
without him.
330
00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:23,248
-That's not your call.
331
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,150
It's your mom's.
332
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,651
It's not too late to cancel.
333
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:27,986
[doorbell rings]
334
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,187
FOX: Now it's too late.
335
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:31,823
MARK: Ah...
336
00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:33,692
Sindhu.
You're early.
337
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:34,927
SINDHU: Couldn't wait.
338
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,028
I'm ready to party.
Woo!
339
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,298
[dignified chamber music]
340
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,234
-[someone clears throat]
-What time is it?
341
00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,269
-Oh my, wherever is that maid?
342
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,437
Ooh!
343
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,707
Oh... we have a dinner
with the governor tonight
344
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,175
and there's so much to be done.
345
00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,111
I hope she's finished
peeling the potatoes.
346
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:57,682
Ah, such is the life
of an admiral's wife!
347
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,685
-She's suckin' the life
out of the place.
348
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:00,752
Do something.
349
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,020
Ask her a question.
350
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,355
-Mike Critch, VOCM News.
351
00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:06,391
Life must have been
hard back then.
352
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,859
Uh, I mean, now.
353
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,011
Can you elaborate?
354
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,162
-[quietly]
Mike!
355
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,530
Um...
356
00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,599
I mean,
I do not understand you,
357
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,801
strange man from another time.
358
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,036
Hmm...!
359
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,538
POP: Hmm?
Oh...
360
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:24,242
[clapping]
361
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:26,745
POP: Jesus,
give her a little sugar.
362
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:32,417
?
363
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,569
-[sighs]
364
00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:36,355
[Technotronic,
"Pump Up The Jam" playing]
365
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,323
? Pump up the jam,
pump it up ?
366
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:42,026
? While your feet are stomping
and the jam is pumping ?
367
00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:43,896
? Look ahead,
the crowd is jumpin'... ?
368
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,897
PARTYGOER: Woo!
[giggles]
369
00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,399
RITCHE: Paul has great toys!
370
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,450
-Put that back!
371
00:12:48,451 --> 00:12:49,435
-Oh, don't listen to him.
372
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,503
Touch as much stuff as you can.
See?
373
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,005
-You're gonna leave prints!
374
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,506
-Okay, why are you so worried?
375
00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,378
I mean, these kids
are lightweights.
376
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,977
My baby brother's more
on the go than this crowd.
377
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,378
BRAD: Heyyy!
378
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,247
[door closes]
379
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,581
-Let's party!
380
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,650
[crowd cheering]
381
00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,519
-Okay, now can I worry?!
382
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:16,761
[booming house music]
383
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:22,600
?
384
00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,135
? Pump up the jam ?
385
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,338
? Pump it up while
your feet are stomping... ?
386
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,373
-Guys, come on!
Just use a coaster!
387
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,345
[laughter
and indistinct chatter]
388
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,911
[Mark gasps]
389
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,346
Can you turn down the music?
390
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,381
Okay, we need to
get people to leave.
391
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,615
-I'm in a groove!
392
00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:38,767
They love me!
393
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:42,420
[crowd cheering]
394
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:46,057
?
395
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,792
-It needs more booze.
396
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:48,960
-Do not do that!
397
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,395
PARTYGOER: Come on.
398
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,331
?
399
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,483
-Oh, Sindhu!
400
00:13:54,484 --> 00:13:56,635
Can you stop them from
tapping on the fish tank?
401
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,836
-No problem!
402
00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,737
Shoo, shoo, shoo!
403
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,339
[vomiting]
404
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:05,543
ADULT MARK (V.O.): Well...
at least the fish got fed.
405
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,079
[crowd cheering]
406
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,014
SILVER FOX: This is
Paul's house!
407
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:13,184
What the frig is goin' on?
408
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,387
FOX: What does it look like?
I'm throwing a party!
409
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,922
-This is cracked!
There are big kids here.
410
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,424
-But you're like 40.
411
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,925
-You are!
412
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,594
-This is Paul's place.
413
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,929
-Yeah, so?
Paul's a dick!
414
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:26,264
-Yeah, but he's mom's dick.
415
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:27,399
-What...?
416
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,234
-You're going
to ruin this for her!
417
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,903
You're supposed to be
the smart one in the family.
418
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,705
Come on.
419
00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,340
Childish.
420
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,676
-Fox, your brothers are-
421
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,143
-Hold on, okay?
422
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,813
?
423
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:45,884
?
424
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:47,036
-What are you doing?
425
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,137
-Nothin'.
426
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,587
Just looking around.
427
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:50,989
-Yeah, have at it, okay?
428
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,481
-No, Fox!
Enough is enough.
429
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,925
You two, out!
430
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,394
Now!
431
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,196
Please?
432
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,636
[music thudding downstairs]
433
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,437
-The music is too loud, okay,
434
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,229
Sindhu threw up
in the fish tank,
435
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:11,209
the punch is double-spiked,
and those two...
436
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,945
were about to... do it...
in Paul's bed.
437
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:17,181
Look, let's call it a night!
438
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:23,588
?
439
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,524
?
440
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:30,061
MARK: That's a nice picture
of your mom.
441
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,697
-Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
442
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,468
I think he really likes her.
443
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,003
I mean...
444
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,773
he keeps her photo
on his nightstand.
445
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:45,209
-Pop keeps Nan's on his.
446
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,645
And I have yours on mine.
447
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:52,517
?
448
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,851
-I mean...
449
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:58,089
like, he's a massive dork,
but...
450
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,259
I think he really does
really like my mom.
451
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,528
-And that's something, right?
452
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:04,663
-Yeah.
453
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,899
-[glass breaks downstairs]
-[crowd cheering]
454
00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:09,634
-God, I'll never get them out.
455
00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:10,969
-We can't...
456
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,737
But I know somebody who can.
457
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,740
[music thudding downstairs]
458
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:18,409
[dialling]
459
00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,144
[line ringing]
460
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,513
-And now we're checking in
with Logo Girl,
461
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,783
in the all-new
Magic 97 Party Wagon!
462
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,652
[passengers snoring]
463
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,754
AMANDA: Well, Mike,
we have some more...
464
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:33,157
lucky listeners who are
comin' from an office party.
465
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:36,527
And boy, are they excited.
466
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:37,695
Woooo...!
467
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,030
Woooo!
468
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,531
-[laughs]
469
00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:41,899
-God, I hates this.
470
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:44,836
What am I doing?
471
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,339
-We're experiencing
technical difficulties, Mike.
472
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,940
Check in later.
473
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,092
MIKE: [radio] Okay.
474
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,776
Drive safe, Dick.
475
00:16:51,878 --> 00:16:54,112
-I don't feel like
a superhero.
476
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,780
MIKE JR: We'll be right back.
477
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,680
DICK: [over headset]
You okay?
478
00:16:58,681 --> 00:17:00,753
AMANDA: [over headset]
I just feel stupid .
479
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:03,721
I wanna do more than
driving around drunks.
480
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:07,358
I want to be a real reporter.
481
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,930
There is this journalism course
on the mainland
482
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,930
that I wanted to take, but...
483
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,732
-So do it.
484
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,835
If I had your brains,
I'd throw mine away.
485
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:21,305
AMANDA: [on headset] I don't
have the heart to tell Mike .
486
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,510
-[button clicks]
-You just did.
487
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,846
-Oh my God...
488
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,581
Mike, I'm so sorry.
489
00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:31,550
-No.
490
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,618
No, no, no,
don't- don't be.
491
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,387
Look, you have
to follow your dream.
492
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,622
I'm... I'm already living mine.
493
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,457
It's just, um...
494
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:43,194
it's a bit
smaller than yours.
495
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,896
-But what about us?
496
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:47,065
-They have phones, you know?
497
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:51,536
And I do take
long-distance dedications.
498
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,144
-Ah, I gotta pull over.
499
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,579
My eyes is fogged up.
500
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,421
[military flute music]
501
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,623
-[in low voice]
Listen up, men.
502
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,260
You've been caught deserting.
503
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,930
And the last man I caught...
504
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:22,733
ended up in the stocks.
505
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:28,539
They say that his spirit
walks these floors...
506
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:32,543
and on a cold, cold night...
507
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:35,179
you still feel the icy grip-
508
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,848
-Ah...
-[woman shrieks]
509
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,983
POP: Sorry, sorry.
I, uh...
510
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,952
I-I was just
looking for the pisser.
511
00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:44,422
[laughter]
512
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,291
-Mike!
513
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:48,443
-I'm sorry, Mary.
514
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,518
It's just you're
always supporting me.
515
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,097
I just wanted
to be there for you.
516
00:18:53,199 --> 00:18:55,666
-I love you for that.
517
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,736
But the next time
you want to support me,
518
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,027
could you please stay
the frig home out of it?
519
00:19:00,028 --> 00:19:01,039
-Yeah.
520
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,340
LINDA: Mary?
521
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,676
The use of the old man to stir
emotion in the tour group?
522
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,278
Nice touch.
523
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,846
-What old man?
Wha...?
524
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:10,983
-Congratulations, you've
earned your certificate
525
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,950
of Hospitality and Tourism.
526
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,102
-Oh!
527
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,170
-Well done, Mary!
528
00:19:15,171 --> 00:19:16,755
LINDA: Yes, well done,
well done, yes.
529
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:17,806
MARY: Oh!
530
00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:19,958
-There's just the matter
of the hundred-dollar
531
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,926
course completion fee.
532
00:19:21,927 --> 00:19:23,028
POP: Oh...
533
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,829
What a rip-off.
534
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,231
[police sirens]
535
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,599
-Let's go!
536
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,934
Party's over!
537
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,070
Thanks for the tip, Mark.
538
00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:34,973
MARK: Yeah, no problem,
Officer Butt.
539
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,340
Happy to help.
540
00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:39,210
-Gonna have to confiscate
these beer for, uh,
541
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,711
proper disposal.
542
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:41,879
-'Course.
543
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,281
RITCHE: They loved me.
544
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:45,383
[bottles clinking]
545
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:49,086
?
546
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,521
-Thanks for this.
547
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,457
-You know, I'm good
at ruining parties.
548
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,508
It's a gift.
549
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:54,892
-[chuckles]
Dork.
550
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,129
Ugh, it's a friggin' mess.
551
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,164
[car starts outside]
552
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:02,099
-So, let's get at it.
553
00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:06,771
?
554
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:07,923
[car driving off]
555
00:20:07,924 --> 00:20:09,408
ADULT MARK (V.O.):
When you're young,
556
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:12,210
life is one big party.
557
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,279
Even the clean-up can be fun...
558
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,949
if you're with
the right people.
559
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:22,887
[soft, emotional music]
560
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:27,491
?
561
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:31,429
?
562
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,332
ADULT MARK (V.O.): Though
sometimes you just need
563
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,400
to acknowledge
when the party's over...
564
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,536
REPORTER: [TV]
In provincial news...
565
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,937
MARY: Do it, do it, do it...
566
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,089
Yeah!
567
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,506
POP: A-ha!
568
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,243
REPORTER: [TV] Students of
the Kareer Kollege arrived
569
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,812
at the school today only to
find the doors locked shut.
570
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,813
Linda Lahey,
CEO and instructor,
571
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,582
has filed for
bankruptcy protection.
572
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,818
-Mary, cancel that cheque!
573
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,655
ADULT MARK (V.O.):
A nd take the time
574
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,457
to put things back
the way they were...
575
00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,992
-Baby...
-[they kiss]
576
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,360
-Everything's perfect.
577
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:06,964
ADULT MARK (V.O.): Or replace
the things that got broken...
578
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,116
-Hmm...
579
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,303
BRAD: And then...
the cops showed up!
580
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:15,139
I'm tellin' ya,
best party ever!
581
00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:17,643
ADULT MARK (V.O.): And take
pride in a year-ender
582
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,911
that was absolutely legendary.
583
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:27,551
?
584
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:32,189
?
585
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:38,062
?
586
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:43,034
?
587
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:47,972
?
588
00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,875
?
589
00:21:50,925 --> 00:21:55,475
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