All language subtitles for Screwballs.S01E09.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH_track3_[eng]

ROLLING WAVES INVITE YOU TO
THE CITY OF ROMANCE AND PASSION

THE 2ND LARGEST CITY IN KOREA

CAST AND CREW OF SCREWBALLS
VISIT BUSAN

Oh, dear. Goodness.

ONE FUSSY SMALL BUSINESS OWNER
FROM THE FISH MARKET

WALKS DOWN THE STAIRS

Oh, my. Welcome.

Get cheap fresh fish at my stall.
Come this way.

Welcome.

FRESH FISH COMING YOUR WAY

Come along. I'll throw in
sea pineapple and sea cucumber.

I've got freebies lined up.

It's so nice to see you here.

Jagalchi Market ladies
are Busan's mascots!

How come there's so little traffic
around Busan Station?

Jeez.

Who's that?

Look, a delinquent is coming our way.

He doesn't look so well.

SWAYING TO THE BEAT

We don't have kids like that
here in Busan.

What's up with him?

How about some raw fish?

What is he doing?
What's going on with his joints?

Look, your parents are here.

-They're here to see you.
-Well…

Wasn't it embarrassing
to do that in front of them?

I didn't expect it to be so mortifying.

I honestly didn't think it'd be this bad.

I shielded my eyes desperately.

I couldn't have made it through
without averting my gaze.

Your father looked away.

-Ms. Jagalchi!
-Oh, my!

-You're a true Busan lady today.
-You bet.

-My goodness.
-That's 480,000 won per minute.

HERE COMES A MAN WHO IDOLIZED
JANG WOO-YOUNG, BUSAN'S SON

Who's that?

THUMP, THUMP

What's wrong with him?

LOL

Here comes another delinquent.
Are we in for a delinquent special?

Why do all our boys look so off?

Jeez, he's so annoying!

When have I ever walked like that?

I don't get what he's doing with his head.

You might sprain your neck.

-He's got you nailed down.
-Unbelievable.

Still, I'm so touched.

I never imagined you'd dress up as me.

That's enough.
We have a full day ahead of us.

Don't exhaust yourself.

Good morning.

I'm Woo Hyang-u from 2PM.
Just as my name, I'm ready to turn right.

IMMACULATE PRECISION

Who's that?

-Oh, I know. You're MC Dingdong.
-Dang, you startled me.

You're MC Dingdong, right?

But why would he need the red carpet?

Why is the carpet so short?

That's way too short, no?

SWISH

Did you carry that all the way from Seoul?

STUBBY

I don't get it. What's this about?

Walk over the carpet. Go on.

I got my inspiration from
the Busan International Film Festival.

-I see.
-Hold on.

-Incoming.
-A rider's coming.

WELCOME

SPEEDING BY

THIS REQUIRES EXTRA WORK

I need to roll this up.

I'm looking forward
to seeing Jin-kyung today.

She's wearing a penalty costume, right?

-Yeah, she is.
-Right.

The person who places at the bottom

will have to wear a costume
as outlandish as prosthetic makeup…

Her final balance stood at zero.

JIN-KYUNG PLACED LAST

-You won't be disappointed.
-Really?

WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT?

Jeez, that's so scary!

WAS CHUCKY FROM THIS REGION?

-That's chilling.
-I'm terrified.

-Hold on, let me see.
-Gosh, what a sight.

Why don't you come work for me?
You seem to be handy with knives.

Am I right?

-Wait, I don't like this.
-The costume is supposed to be a penalty.

-She just looks cool.
-That makes it meaningless.

-I agree.
-She looks so good.

Today's dress code is Busan.
What does Chucky have to do with the city?

-I meant to dress up as Busan soju.
-Oh, I see.

But Sae-ho suggested that I spice it up
and dress up as Chucky.

-I see.
-But you look so trendy.

We call it a penalty,

but our picking the costume
seems to defeat its purpose.

Look, he's recreated
Woo-young's look perfectly.

But people in Busan…

She's finally catching up.

I bet he thought long and hard
whether to dress up as Sook or me.

He looks so shabby
because his legs are so skinny.

-I know him inside and out, right?
-Yeah.

-That's his look of self-satisfaction.
-I see that.

If you ask me…

-Stop it, will you?
-…that's his best look so far.

SELF-ABSORBED

Judging by how he's messing around,
he'll collapse by sundown.

Let's get changed now
before we dive into the city.

-Today--
-That's enough for the intro.

-Do we have a uniform--
-You'd better behave, Woo-young.

-Me? Why?
-Your mother is here.

-Your parents are here.
-Right.

-Why don't we greet her together?
-Sure. Hello, ma'am.

FLURRY OF ACTIVITY

-Oh, my.
-Let me greet her properly.

-Hey, go lay out the carpet before her.
-We should invite her here.

-Don't overdo it.
-Take it to her.

THE RED CARPET
IS FINALLY BEING PUT TO GOOD USE

-Let's give her a big hand!
-Hello, ma'am.

NO A-LIST ACTOR IS AS IMPORTANT
AS THIS ESTEEMED GUEST

Thank you for welcoming her.

-We've only heard her voice so far.
-That's right.

-Allow me to greet you properly.
-Oh, my.

GREETINGS FROM HER SON'S CLONE

Ma'am, what do you think?
Does he look like Woo-young?

-He looks much better.
-Goodness.

Isn't it customary for the parents

to give their kid's friends
some pocket money?

THIS IS WHY YOU MUST BE CAREFUL
IN CHOOSING YOUR FRIENDS

AN INVALUABLE GESTURE
OF GOODWILL

I'm sure she'll have something ready.

-Gosh, we're in Busan!
-All right!

I hear Woo-young barely slept
from working on his new album.

Really?

Did you wait
until the last minute or what?

You're finally working
after spending days and nights drinking?

Stop it. It's all a misunderstanding.

A FLOOD OF ACCUSATIONS

Jin-kyung called me out of the blue
two days ago.

She said we should go to Busan early

so we can enjoy drinks here.

Hey, when did I ever say that?

-No wonder you're glowing today.
-She sure loves her booze.

-Did you have fun?
-I didn't phrase it like that.

I only suggested that we get here early
to prepare for the shoot.

What are you talking about?

BECAUSE OF HER SUPPOSED
PREP WORK…

Excuse me.

Oh, dear. My heart.

You look terrifying.

…SHE HAD HANGOVER SOUP
FOR BREAKFAST

You really should
quit drinking, Jin-kyung.

-I'm serious.
-Hear me out.

-I didn't come here to drink.
-Okay.

My plan was to get here early
to make preparations.

-Even the dog doesn't buy that.
-It's barking in protest.

-That dog knows a lie when it hears it.
-Oh, come on.

As expected from Busan's own.

This is the first out-of-town shoot
of Screwballs.

FINALLY READING THE SCRIPT

We're in Busan,
the second largest city in Korea.

-Busan!
-That's Busan for you!

-It's Busan, all right!
-Yeah!

MEET SPRING EARLY
IN THIS SOUTHERN CITY

ENJOY THE CALMING EFFECT
OF THE OCEAN

IN THIS HOMELY YET GRAND CITY

ALONG WITH ITS DELICIOUS CUISINE

THE MOST ROMANTIC PLACE IN KOREA

-Sook and Woo-young are from Busan.
-Yeah.

-This must hit differently for you.
-My goodness.

Where exactly are you from?

I was born in Paik Hospital.

-Is that right?
-That's a university hospital.

He's also more or less from Busan.

-I'm a quasi-Busanian.
-He's from the area.

Technically, I'm from Changwon,
but I've been here enough times.

Busan kids look down Changwon kids.

-What, us?
-They see you as bumpkins

-from the backwater.
-I thought we looked down on Busan kids.

-Again, welcome to Busan…
-It's fine.

-…the second largest city in Korea.
-Right.

We chose a heartwarming theme for today.

-Great, we even have nice weather today.
-Right.

Today's theme is "Besties Trip in Busan."

-"Besties Trip"?
-Isn't it heartening?

Today may be therapeutic.

Starting from a foodie tour,

we'll visit all the famous tourist sites.

-Prepare yourselves for a great trip.
-That sounds lovely.

First things first,

let's have puffer fish soup.

-Puffer fish soup?
-That's a great idea.

You must have it when you're in Busan.

Codfish stew too.

-Don't forget wheat noodles.
-Those are great too.

You're not from Busan, actually.

So why are you playing the know-it-all?

-Who do you mean?
-Him.

DON'T PUSH YOURSELF FORWARD

-Are you picking a fight this early?
-Earlier…

I mean, we have a full day ahead of us.
Why would she provoke me this early?

Who made you the expert on Busan?

Don't play the know-it-all.

STAY IN YOUR LANE, MR. CHANGWON

Jin-kyung found her angle for the day.

I've reviewed our show
over the last couple of weeks,

and I've come to wonder

if I was treating Jin-kyung poorly
even for the sake of good banter.

Took you long enough.

-I'm not lying.
-You only realized that?

-Come on, at least I realized that.
-You're just…

Unbelievable.

-Sure, you're so mature.
-Let me share my resolve.

He's my mom's least favorite.

My mom doesn't like you either!

Let me remind you
that this is your first Besties Trip.

We hope that the day's journey
will strengthen your bond.

-Let's hit the road for the foodie tour.
-I'm so thrilled.

-We have a chartered vehicle.
-Oh, really?

WILL THEIR TRIP GO SMOOTHLY?

-How's your YouTube channel going?
-Well…

Is it doing numbers?

-The video we shot together did all right.
-What?

-We should give his channel a boost.
-We should.

-I'm taking it easy.
-Is your subscriber count about 200K?

-About 100K.
-Oh, yeah? You'll gain more soon.

-You're all set if you've hit 100K.
-I know.

That milestone is the biggest challenge.

I might take a while.

Woo-jae said he might take a while.

-I might take a while.
-Look at him.

-Must you walk like that?
-When did I ever… I can't even.

THE STAR YOUTUBER WITH
1.26M SUBSCRIBERS ON A STRUT

On one hand, the whole look is touching,

and on the other, it's pitiful.

Is that minibus our ride? That's neat.

SWOOSH

-Goodness. Thank you.
-Is the camera catching this?

Thank you.

Take that away.

Move away.

Hurry.

My apologies.

HE'LL BE CARRYING THAT
THE WHOLE DAY

I want hotteok with seed filling.

I'd love to visit
Woo-young's favorite joints too.

I think I had too much
pork and rice soup this morning.

-Are you okay?
-My stomach is growling…

I mean, it's churning.

THE SOUP GAVE HER A STOMACHACHE

Did you eat it alone?

Shall I ask the crew
to get some digestive medicine?

-No, that isn't the issue.
-Oh, really?

-I need to go to the bathroom.
-I see.

YET ANOTHER CAST MEMBER
RECEIVING A CALL OF NATURE

AFTER A LONG RIDE
THROUGH THE FRIENDLY DOWNTOWN…

Where in Busan are we?

What a lovely day.

-You know where we are, don't you?
-Sure.

Watch out.

-Good morning.
-Good morning.

-Hello.
-Welcome. Oh, my gosh!

Hello.

-You're all so welcoming.
-We appreciate it.

THE SHOPKEEPERS AND SHOPPERS
GREET THE CAST WARMLY

Gosh, it's nice to meet you.

This is a traditional market
in the heart of Busan.

Along with Gukje Market
and Jagalchi Market,

Bupyeong Kkangtong Market
is one of Busan's three major markets.

The market earned its nickname
after the Korean War

when US troops' canned field rations
were traded here in large quantities.

Being here really makes it feel
like we're in Busan.

-We should get some spicy glass noodles.
-Of course.

Oh, wow. Guys, look here.

I love these flat dumplings.

-They're Daegu's specialty.
-Is that right?

They're selling it right here.

-Those look great too.
-Oh, he's selling them.

-I see them.
-Don't brush them off

right before the dumpling joint.

MY BAD, BUSAN'S FLAT DUMPLINGS
ARE JUST AS AMAZING

-Hello.
-Here in this alley…

-It's bustling with energy.
-Yeah, that phrase comes to mind.

-Hello.
-Hello.

Jeez, man.

-Hello.
-The market is really full of energy.

What the heck? Don't confuse us!

THIS SHOPKEEPER LOOKS FAMILIAR…

Oh, my, dear!

-Look here.
-You look perfect.

This joint has amazing pancakes.

Oh, man. She's fitting right in.

THE PERFECT FIT
FOR THE KKANGTONG MARKET

BUPYEONG KKANGTONG MARKET

So, what exactly are we having today?
Didn't you say we'd see right away?

BESTIES TRIP IN BUSAN

Since today's theme is Besties Trip,
we chose Busan in particular

as two of you have fond memories here.

I feel like I could eat a horse now.

The indigestion is getting to me.

-Can I take a bathroom break?
-There's one nearby.

-Take your time.
-Wow, Sae-ho.

AND SO, JIN-KYUNG LEFT
TO TEND TO HER BUSINESS

SHE IS TAKING SO LONG

Don't you think
she deserves an earful for this?

Jin-kyung has a face to save.

What would happen to her image
if she got scolded over nature's call?

-She's back.
-I'm famished.

WAIT AND SEE THE RIPPLE EFFECT

-Starting now,
-They must've prepared a game.

you'll be given free time to go outside.

Buy the food you'd like to try
and bring it back to this room.

We prepared 100,000 won for you.

POCKET MONEY OF 100,000 WON

Do we only get 100,000 won?

That's more than enough
for us to have our fill here.

Please buy enough food
for all five of you to share

and return to this room.

Are we going to move as a group or what?

-Let's split up.
-Okay.

I'll hit Kkangtong Granny's Diner.

WHAT SNACKS WILL THESE IMMATURE
PEOPLE CHOOSE FOR THEMSELVES?

Two hotteok with seed filling

-and three with fried eggs, please.
-Sure thing.

-The fried eggs go into the hotteok?
-Yeah.

This is the only place
where you can try this treat.

That's unique.

-Did you invent the menu yourself?
-Yes.

-Will you also put in the usual filling?
-Yes.

-I meant the sugary stuff.
-The fried egg is added on top of that.

Oh, wow. That sounds amazing.

TAKE THE GOLDEN-BROWN HOTTEOK

-Do the eggs go inside them?
-Yes.

CUT THEM IN HALF

ADD A FRIED EGG IN EACH

-Oh, wow. How does that work?
-Oh, my.

SALIVATING

Ketchup?

That's insane.

-What's the powder you're sprinkling?
-It's grated Parmesan.

-Parmesan cheese?
-Yes.

-This must be one of a kind.
-I invented it myself.

I bet you'd love it, Woo-jae.

It's right up my alley.

That's just crazy.

KKANGTONG MARKET'S
FRIED PORK RIB

So basically, you fry pork ribs

just like fried chicken, correct?

Wow, spicy glass noodles.

-It's my first time trying this.
-Really?

-It's light but delightful.
-Yeah? I'm dying to try it.

It's not strong.

TTEOKBOKKI

Those fried tofu pockets
might be what I'm looking for.

I want the guys to try these.

Could you recommend the best combo?

Pair the dumplings with seasoned calamari.

-That sounds amazing.
-We'll take that.

-Man, my mouth is watering.
-You must try these fried tofu pockets.

What's taking Woo-jae
and Jin-kyung so long?

I have a feeling they might be
eating something by themselves.

-Oh, that could be it.
-Dang it.

We shouldn't have paired up
those sneaky guys.

You're right about that.

Why don't we have this portion
since we have another?

Doesn't that defeat
the purpose of this Besties Trip?

It's written in huge letters behind us.

We could just take it down.

I really want to try this.

We should eat it warm.
What's taking them so long?

JIN-KYUNG AND WOO-JAE
FINALLY RETURN

-Have your chopsticks ready.
-Go on.

We need one more here.
You can have this.

A FEAST IS PREPARED

We're having a lavish meal.

Let's continue with the Besties Trip.

Can you give us a rundown
on the food you bought?

-I bought fried tofu pockets.
-Fried tofu pockets?

It's a must
if you're visiting Kkangtong Market.

It comes with the fish cake,
rice cake, and soup.

Sae-ho and I bought flat dumplings,
raw squid salad, seasoned calamari,

spicy glass noodles,

-and assorted fish cakes.
-A fish cake set.

Jin-kyung and I bought tteokbokki,

hotteok with seed filling,
and hotteok fried eggs.

You got the seed one too?

That over there is the fried pork ribs.

-Is that what it is?
-Yeah.

It looks amazing.

-It's really good.
-So you've tried it?

No, that's what the customers said.

-You ate some, no doubt.
-No doubt.

I'm just repeating
what the customers said.

Shall we dig in?

-Of course not. Just a minute.
-I knew it.

We should've taken a bite earlier.

Woo-jae.

WHAT WAS SHE IMPLYING?

If you think about it,
we might not get to eat later.

-We'll have some money to spare.
-Should we get this?

-How's the sweet rice punch? Let's get it.
-Rice punch sounds nice.

Oh, that's amazing.

YUM

It's authentic garlic sauce.

It's good.

This is awesome.

HE ATE

AND ATE

AND ATE SOME MORE

You really are something.

THEY HAD A FULL-COURSE MEAL

My appetite grows stronger
whenever I'm out here like this.

When you're at a market?

No, the shoot for Screwballs.

THEY THEN RETURNED, HOPING THEIR
MISBEHAVIOR WOULD GO UNNOTICED

CHUCKY AND MR. SMOKY-EYES
ARE FULL

-How silly of you.
-It's okay. You can tell us.

No, I didn't eat anything.

Which is better, the seasoned one
or the unseasoned one?

We got them half in half,
but the unseasoned one is better.

-Oh, yeah?
-Wait.

NO LUCK IN COMMITTING
A PERFECT CRIME

What did you like best
out of these four dishes?

The fried pork ribs.

THEY WERE GOOD…

I'll come clean. I'll tell you the truth.

I honestly didn't want to eat anything.

I had no intent to eat anything,

but Woo-jae insisted.

You know how devious he can be.

He tempted me.

-How is this Besties Trip?
-I did feel hungry,

but I don't approve
of a sneaky guy like him.

With these two paired up,
we'll have endless drama.

If I may be frank
about Jin-kyung's current state,

I'm sure she's ready
to push out everything she ate.

-She ate that much?
-I'm not joking.

You'll still do your best, won't you?

-Of course she will.
-Of course.

Jin-kyung.

Can I take another bathroom break?

-Do you mean that?
-I'm serious. That's how much she ate.

What sort of Besties Trip is this?

You know what?
Let's talk about this while we're at it.

You had me go out to buy all this food

-even as I was wearing a tux.
-Tell them!

-And you're denying me the food?
-Go get them!

-I haven't given the instructions yet.
-You didn't? Guys, let's wait.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT

You know what? If we have to play a game,
we can just win and enjoy the food.

The game for your lunch is called…

Exclusion Challenge.

"Exclusion Challenge"?

-"Exclusion Challenge"?
-What are we excluding?

I'll present a category for each question.

You will name one item in that category
except the ones that meet my condition.

For instance,
"Name a boy band excepting 2PM."

-Then each of you will name a boy band.
-Oh, got it.

It can't get easier than this.

You will put one food on the line
in each round.

If you win the game,
you can eat it right away.

-We have to stay on our toes.
-From what we saw in the last shoot,

your teamwork has improved immensely.

You got it wrong.

-We've always been a great team.
-Oh, I see.

Considering how great
your teamwork has been,

please answer in a back-and-forth cycle.

-Go easy on us, okay?
-Come on!

Look here, Director.

Let's not do that.

Let's give it a go first.

Just cooperate with him, will you?

THE CHUCKY LADY
IS BEING STRANGELY COOPERATIVE

-You've got to be kidding me!
-Do as he asks.

Go ahead and take a dump already!

I'll take up your offer.
Why not add another cycle?

Oh, no. I don't think these two
are going to do their best.

It won't do to waste the food
in case you fail, right?

-Please come in, Director Kwon.
-There they go again!

Come on, Director Kwon!

A FAMILIAR FACE JOINS THEM

No wonder he got a haircut.

WELL-GROOMED LIGHTING DIRECTOR

-Just a second.
-Yes?

Didn't you used to run a pancake joint?

AREN'T YOU THIS MAN?

Oh, no.

He's not me.

-How strange. You two look alike.
-You look familiar.

What are you going to bet
in the first round?

-Let's bet tteokbokki.
-Let's do that.

It's good, but--

Can you choose something less spicy?
It's my first meal of the day.

-Tteokbokki it is.
-Something bland, please.

-Tteokbokki…
-But…

I want to upset your stomach
with the fried pork ribs.

I know I'm being irksome,
but please don't pick tteokbokki.

Please help me soothe my stomach first.

I came from afar
on an empty stomach this morning.

Let's give his stomach hell with this.

-We'll go with tteokbokki.
-All right, then.

TEARS

I'm going to do my best here.
You know how I am

-when we play games.
-Hey, Jin-kyung.

-Don't fall asleep.
-Here we go.

I'm here to work. I'll stay awake.

AFFECTED BY FOOD COMA

Let's start with Woo-jae.
Here's your first question.

Give me a name of a pop group
except English-based ones.

NON-ENGLISH-BASED
POP GROUP NAMES?

…except English-based ones.

You timed out.

-Hey! Why didn't you answer?
-Dang it!

Sobangcha, Girls' Generation, Three Peers…

-The list goes on and on.
-Unbelievable.

I honestly didn't fumble this on purpose.

-My brain froze.
-I can't believe you.

But you're our expert on K-pop.

I'm dressed as a 2PM member, right?
All I could think of was 2PM.

-I mean…
-Come on.

Let's rearrange your bangs.

Maybe that'll help you
come to your senses.

Wow, I can finally see the world properly.

-Hey! I've been missing out on all this!
-Aren't you handsome!

-Do I give this to Director Kwon?
-Yes, please do that.

Oh, no, I wanted that.

I don't want to start it off.
It's trickier than I thought.

I'll take your place.

LET'S TRY AGAIN
WITH THE NEW LINEUP

-Director Kwon, how is it?
-I bet it tastes great.

-Isn't it amazing?
-It's delicious.

How annoying.
You've become a bigger tease, Director.

WE PREDICT
HE'LL HAVE A FEAST TODAY

Busan's tteokbokki is distinctive.
We only use rice-based tteok in Busan.

We don't use thin ones.

-That makes it amazing.
-We don't favor sticky wheat-based ones,

so Busan's tteokbokki is rice-based.

Can we see a slice of the tteok, please?

My gosh.

That's from a thick rice-based tteok.

It tastes amazing.

-Let's continue.
-Which dish will you bet this time?

How about we bet
and win the flat dumplings?

I've got a good feeling about this.

The flat dumplings?

Or the glass noodles.
They're going to get soggy.

-That's a good point.
-We only have to bet one portion, right?

-We have two portions.
-You can bet one of them.

-Let's bet one, then.
-This one here

-has become a mush.
-He's right.

Why don't we take a bite
to see how mushy it is?

-All right. It's the only way to be sure.
-We can, can't we?

Put your chopsticks down.

-What's going on here?
-We want to check if this is edible.

THAT DIDN'T WORK…

For this question,
I'll count down the seconds faster.

Let me make a prediction here.

I won't have to answer.

-These two will fail to respond.
-Here goes.

-We can relax.
-We won't need to answer.

Here we go. Name a country
except two-syllable ones.

-Italy.
-Canada.

-Ecuador.
-Austria.

You timed out!

-Are you serious? Come on, Chucky.
-Why, you little…

Were you thinking of hitting me with this?

What happened, Chucky?

I didn't have an answer ready
because of what Woo-jae said.

You could've said Korea!

Why did you assure me
we wouldn't have to answer?

At least I did my part, didn't I?

DUMBSTRUCK

-Why didn't you improvise?
-I wasn't even thinking, okay?

-Can we count Jin-kyung out?
-Come out.

-She's too full to be motivated.
-Tell me about it.

Think about it, Jin-kyung.
Can we ever be 100% sure of anything?

-You should've stayed on your toes.
-You shouldn't have said that, then.

I'm sorry. I'll be alert and ready.

-I'm really sorry.
-Give us the same question one more time.

-Let's do that.
-Let's have a do-over.

-Please give us the same question.
-Let's do this.

-The same one?
-Yes, please.

-You want the same one?
-Let's do that

just one more time
so we can all save face.

-All right, then.
-We won't change the lineup.

The three-second time limit
isn't good for my heart, you know.

Name a country except five-syllable ones.

Soviet Union.

Australia.

Canada.

New York.

-Wrong!
-No, the US.

-New York.
-Wrong!

No, the US.

-Did you hear him? New York?
-This is getting so tiresome.

You're unbelievable.

Come on!

-What was that?
-Hey!

You want a good beating?

CRITICISM FLOODING IN

What were your answers?

Mine was the Soviet Union.

-The Soviet Union was dissolved, okay?
-Ages ago at that.

That's like ancient history.

A BARRAGE OF CRITICISM

-Does it not count?
-Seriously though,

the ban on five-syllable ones
made me fixate on them.

I know, how interesting.

All I could think of
were five-syllable names.

I hear human minds
tend to get fixated on restrictions.

Another spicy dish? What a bummer.

ANYWAY, THE SPICY GLASS NOODLES
ARE LOST

From what I recall,
there's not much that goes into the dish.

It consists of mostly noodles.

-She's right.
-Some vendors add

spring onion and pickled radish.

Back in the day,
it didn't have the red spicy sauce.

When food was scarce,

people whipped up the noodles
and wolfed down their meals.

What does it taste like?
Is it sweet-and-sour?

It's incredible.

-Let's bet this next. It's gone soggy.
-We have another bowl of glass noodles.

We've got another serving of this.

-We could bet one of them.
-That's a good idea.

The fried tofu pockets? Understood.

Let's change up the lineup.

-It's tough for the first and the fourth.
-You should go first, Jin-kyung.

No, we can't get started, then.
Come over here, Woo-young.

You really must think so little of me.

LOL

-"We can't even get started."
-Seriously.

-She needs some time to think.
-It hurts.

Here we go.

-Just a second. We've got this, okay?
-Yeah.

-Just do your part.
-Yeah? Got it.

ROUND 3: FRIED TOFU POCKETS

Give me a brand except four-syllable ones.

Haitai.

-Nongshim.
-Jambangee.

-Binggrae.
-Shinsaegae.

-Daewoo.
-Otoki.

-Dongsuh Foods Corp.
-Wrong!

-That's a four-syllable brand.
-Oh, shoot!

We were so close to winning.

WILL THEY BE ABLE
TO EAT ANYTHING TODAY?

I only had one answer ready.

-We made it pretty far, though.
-Just one.

Okay, let's forget that this happened.

Give Director Kwon the fried tofu pockets.

I should've just said Dongsuh.

-What are you doing?
-This is a pocket too.

Don't try to fool us.

Way to go.

Great work, bro!

-We almost had it.
-You're right about that.

Try the fried tofu pockets, Director Kwon.

ANOTHER DELICACY FROM BUSAN,
FRIED TOFU POCKETS

SLURP

HAPPY

He's such a tease. Come on, Director Kwon!

-Can you try one in one big bite?
-Take one out in this bowl

and add about four spoonfuls of the soup
to keep it moist.

-Just pour it.
-Right, do that.

-Is that right?
-Go ahead.

-Then, open up the pocket.
-It must be so warm.

-Open it up?
-Yeah. Use your chopsticks.

-Yes, ma'am.
-It'll be heavenly.

The delicious seasoning inside
will spread to the soup.

At this rate,
you'll end up taking it from him.

Let it spread, okay?

-Give it a stir with your chopsticks.
-Shall I turn it upside down?

Try the soup again.

It will taste different.

PRO TIP: STIR A POPPED POCKET
AND DRINK THE SOUP FIRST

-It's better, right?
-Yeah.

-The seasoning…
-It's perfect, isn't it?

Now, you can wolf down the noodles.

All right. You can go back
to your game now.

HEH

I appreciate your tip.

I'll enjoy this.
Let's enjoy this fabulous dish!

He's ticking me off.

Eat with gusto.

-Let's succeed and get the dumplings.
-Let's do this.

-Okay, we're getting those dumplings.
-The flat dumplings.

-The flat dumplings? All right.
-All right.

I'll flatten you this time.

ROUND 4, FLAT DUMPLINGS
AND SEASONED CALAMARI

Give me an idiom
except ones that mention animals.

-Come on, do it.
-Just say whatever.

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

A fool is wise in his own eyes.

Treat others
the way you want to be treated.

Even if a tiger…

WEEPS

Even if a tiger…

Are you kidding me?

Why is this so difficult?

What I had in mind was, "Treat others
the way you want to be treated."

That's no excuse
for calling out for a tiger.

WHAT A HEADACHE

Our minds just keep going blank.

It's as if our minds are trapped.

Look at this generous portion.

DIRECTOR KWON IS HAVING
HIS FILL TODAY

Shall we bet the glass noodles?

-Let's do that.
-All right.

What a shame.

We're faced with an unexpected setback.

-Were we always this bad?
-Our apologies, Netflix.

I'll give you an easy one this time.

-If that's the case, let's bet fried pork.
-Yeah, let's do that.

-No, Sae-ho. Don't.
-If it's easy, we should gamble.

I mean, if we're likely to win,
we can bet whatever.

That's why I'm going for the tastiest one.

We get everything with one win.

-No, we only get that one dish.
-Sae-ho's right.

Those bangs must be
messing up your mind badly.

-Hang on. So if we win…
-We can win or lose one dish at a time.

If we win, we get one dish?

Yeah.

-Is that how it works?
-Yeah.

I guess your eyesight
impacts your hearing.

His sight is the issue?

That was my challenge
during the promotion of "Heartbeat."

I couldn't communicate with others.

-Do the bangs make you zone out?
-Exactly!

I got it now.

How about the rice cake sticks?

-I want that.
-Bet something else?

-What should we choose next?
-I think we'll get to eat it.

Let's swap our seats, then.

Oh, no. I don't want that spot.

-I'll take Sae-ho's place.
-Okay.

You come sit here.
Go take his spot, Sae-ho.

But guys, if we lose this…

-That's enough. We're going big.
-He promised us an easy question.

I've tried all other dishes
except for the fried pork.

It wasn't around back in my day.

-Here's an easy question.
-Focus!

It will be easy.

I can say so with certainty
because you've already done it.

ROUND 5, FRIED PORK RIB

Give me an idiom
except ones that mention animals.

Treat others
the way you want to be treated.

-Sook, your turn.
-A fool is wise in his own eyes.

-Woo-young.
-Where there's smoke, there's fire.

-Woo-jae.
-When the cat is away…

Wrong!

-Oh, that's an animal.
-Hey!

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

What's wrong with you, Woo-jae?

A TRAITOR WHO COST THEM
THE FRIED PORK

-Put in some effort, okay?
-I seriously didn't mean--

The others should eat too.

-That was difficult. Give us another shot.
-Hey, take a seat.

EVERYONE, SETTLE DOWN
AND TAKE A SEAT

These guys named my top three choices.
What was I supposed to do?

Two heads are better than one.
God helps those who help themselves.

If you're so knowledgeable,
why did you call a tiger earlier?

REMEMBER, WE'RE HERE
TO CELEBRATE YOUR FRIENDSHIP

-Don't be ridiculous.
-Let's face it.

Even if we came up with five idioms…

-We can't think of more than that.
-No way.

-These guys are right.
-This is way too difficult.

Why do so many Korean sayings
feature animals?

So we're giving up the pork?

-Hold on. Give us one more shot!
-This doesn't work that way.

-Wait!
-This is so improper.

Thank you. Goodness.

-Stick to the rules.
-Wait, Director.

How proper
was your long bathroom break, then?

SNORT

Give us one more chance. Just one more.

We won't ask for more.

All right.
I get how badly you want to try that.

-Please…
-It's our last shot. Don't beg for more.

We've practically begged
for another chance, and if anyone fails…

The pressure is insane.

-Don't worry. You've got this.
-That'll be it then.

You need to keep it up, Woo-jae.

That's the critical point right there.

Here we go.

ROUND 5, ONE FINAL SHOT

Name a celebrity of the opposite sex

who you think you might have a shot with
except for your Screwballs castmates.

WHAT?

How could you ask such a thing
to a married guy?

-What do you think you're playing at?
-No, rein it in.

HAHAHA

-Song Eun-i. My answer is Eun-i.
-All right.

-Gu Bon-seung.
-Okay.

THEY BLURTED OUT RANDOM NAMES
TO WIN THE FRIED PORK

AND ALL THEIR ANSWERS
WERE ENOUGH TO CAUSE OFFENSE

Jang Do-youn.

NO WAY, BUT OKAY

WE'RE CUTTING YOU SOME SLACK
OUT OF PITY

Seriously, though.
I only got married last year!

IF NOT FOR THAT QUESTION,
YOU COULD NEVER EAT ANYTHING

-So you two aren't joining us?
-Oh, man…

-My gosh.
-Let me take a bite.

MY LOVE, FRIED PORK RIBS

Goodness, this is great. It's amazing.

Are you serious?

It's good, isn't it?

-It's delicious.
-Are you enjoying it?

Yeah, it's great.

So was the hotteok with seed filling.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

That's enough, Jin-kyung.

HEH

A BITE FOR WOO-JAE

Out of 44 years of my life,

I've never tried anything like this.

It's so good.

It's so good.

-Let's bet this.
-No, the fried tofu pockets.

The fried tofu pockets?

-Tofu pockets?
-It's still warm.

-Shall we, then?
-Let's lose the idioms.

Here goes.

Name a snack except imported ones.

Twisted donut.

Rice cakes.

Tteokbokki.

Rice puffs.

I've been meaning to say that!

I've been meaning to say that!

Go sit somewhere else!

-Seriously, that was mine.
-Don't blame me.

When he said the one I'd been thinking of,

my mind went blank.

Here's what I'll do from now on.

If I fail to answer,
I'll yell, "I meant to say that!"

-Jin-kyung.
-I'll do the same.

The options are endless. Injeolmi,
yakgwa, cinnamon punch, rice punch…

You could've named anything here
like hotteok.

WHAT ARE THESE
IF NOT KOREAN SNACKS?

-Tteokbokki.
-Fried tofu pocket.

I was so set on using
rice puffs as my answer,

but he just took it from me.
That can drive anyone mad.

You want to go first, Jin-kyung?

-Yeah, you should go first.
-Let's do that.

LET'S PREVENT A BLAME GAME

Let's try that again.

-Businesses operate on their own accord.
-How shameless.

Let's give Jin-kyung
a chance to save face.

-You segued into it so smoothly.
-Just one more time.

What others said about you was all true.

-You're a gentleman.
-He sure is one.

Is that the same thing?

YOU ARE NOT GETTING THAT DO-OVER

-What are you going to bet this time?
-We had plenty of food.

-We'll bet the glass noodles.
-This? Okay, the noodles.

We'll start from Jin-kyung this time.

ROUND 7, SPICY GLASS NOODLES

Name an instant noodle brand
except three-syllable ones.

-Except three-syllable ones?
-You've got to be kidding me!

Except three-syllable ones? Got it.
Chapagetti.

Ansung Noodle Soup.

Shin Ramyun Black.

Spicy Seafood Noodle Soup.

Did you really have to say that?

-How could you?
-Are you for real?

-Why would you say that?
-So you're blaming me too?

THERE'S THE BLAME GAME AGAIN

You should at least have
three answers ready.

The others mentioned all of them.
Chapagetti…

Chapagetti… Could I have said Jjajaroni?

SPICY GLASS NOODLES ARE LOST

This really is so challenging.

-Let's bet the fish cakes.
-You know what?

I don't think we'll get to eat anymore.

-Let's bet fish cakes.
-The fish cakes.

The assorted fish cakes, right?

But the hotteok…
Having watched how they were made,

I can tell you how amazing they are.

-They cut it open.
-Okay.

It's like the LASIK surgery
where our cornea is cut open.

Then they get the fried eggs
that they prepared.

Then, she adds it to the cake.

-You following me?
-We should really try that.

And then a variety of seasonings
goes on the fried egg,

topped off with grated cheese.
Then, they close it back up.

-Let us have that.
-Without the quiz.

-Without the quiz?
-Yeah.

WHAT? CAN'T WE DO THAT?

-I think we went too far.
-Did we?

NO HARM IN TRYING, RIGHT?

Here's your question.

Let's do this.

-Name a movie except ones in Korean.
-Damn it!

Jaws.

Jaws 2.

-Batman.
-Iron Man.

Iron Man 2.

Superman.

Batman 2.

Batman 3.

Catwoman. That works, right?

You've got it.

CELEBRATION IS IN ORDER

OH, YEAH!

THEY PULLED THROUGH
BY RELYING ON SEQUELS…

But the Batman series is indeed a trilogy.

-It is.
-Yeah.

What did we bet this time?
Was it the hotteok?

-Oh, right.
-We did bet these.

These, right?

-Yeah.
-Sure.

Yes, you're right.

Wait, wasn't it the assorted fish cakes?
It was the fish cake set!

Take the fish cakes. Jeez.

You can never trust those liars.

What a shame. We almost had him.

It's just that we had a lot of fish cakes
earlier back at the market.

We were so close. We almost had him.

How is the fish cake so good
even when it's gone cold, Sook?

MM… YOU'RE RIGHT

-I'm so bummed about the noodles.
-Look.

The ones made with white fish
are the best.

I prefer the classic fish cakes

compared to the ones with fillings.

Not that you care.

-The ones made with white fish?
-I'm too full to have another bite.

SHOOTS DAGGERS

-You're so annoying.
-We did wonder what took you so long.

They took their sweet time.

I ran over to get the food here
before it went cold just for you guys.

Sae-ho and I waited an hour for you two.

Be careful about who you befriend.

I really had no plots in mind.

But hanging around with a sneaky guy
has turned me into a sneaky person.

We only ate a little.

See for yourselves later.
You'll be surprised.

WE BEG YOUR PARDON?

We only have one menu left.

-Which is it?
-Those over there.

-No.
-We have the rice cake sticks.

-Are we including those too?
-And hotteok.

-Shall we bet hotteok?
-All right. Let's go for it.

We have to eat these.
We must win this time.

If we don't, I'll drop by the market
before going back to Seoul tomorrow.

-Are you ready?
-Yes!

-Here goes.
-Fire away.

ROUND 9, HOTTEOK

Name a profession
except three-syllable ones.

-I can't think of any.
-Comedian.

Renovator.

Sweets vendor.

-Wrong.
-That's three syllables.

-Oh, you're right.
-Dude.

Singer, actor… Comedian was mentioned.

If you had to go in that direction,
why not a rice punch vendor?

-Was that your only choice?
-Of all the things to say.

I mean, you could've said something else.

Kkangtong Market is famous
for its treats, so…

Sweets vendor.

TELEPATHY ATTEMPT

Excuse me?

Let's have a do-over.

LOL

Let's do this.

You have four hotteok, right?

You can keep one behind.

-Let us keep two.
-Just one.

-You can't whisper into getting your way.
-He's giving us two.

-Leave two behind.
-In that case,

take these two.

TWO HOTTEOK GO TO DIRECTOR KWON

ONE MORE HOTTEOK IS CONFISCATED

You've become heartless.

Let's do this.

Yeah, let's not fool around anymore.

It's not like we have much left.

-We haven't been fooling around.
-Have you been fooling around?

Yeah, but I'll straighten my act now.

-Do you want to eat those?
-Yeah, I apologize.

They were really good.

So you tried them already?

Yeah.

How much did you eat? Seriously.

-The fried pork--
-I'll come clean.

We had everything
like we were at a buffet.

You're no friends of ours.

We're no expert to begin with,
and those two are sabotaging us.

Come on, I'm giving my all here.

-I'll do my best this time.
-I'm really trying.

Hit us with your question.

Here goes.

Name a Korean drama series
except five-syllable ones.

Sandglass.

-Temptation of Wife.
-Wrong!

DID YOU LOVE THE REVENGE STORY
OF THE LADY WITH THE DRAWN MOLE?

WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT?

Darn it!

THIS GUY IS FRUSTRATED TOO

You managed to name one
with exactly five-syllables.

You could've said The Trauma Code
or When Life Gives You Tangerine.

You had plenty of options.

I KNOW, OKAY?

Star in My Heart.

That's five syllables, no?

What was that? Can't you count?

FLABBERGASTED

-Star in My Heart. Four syllables.
-Star in My Heart.

IT'S OKAY, KEEP IT UP, MY SON!

I'll give you a choice.
If you want the hotteok really badly,

you can give us the rice cake sticks.

-Okay, we'll give you those.
-Yeah, take those.

I wonder what they taste like.

What will you bet this time?

-We only have one hotteok left.
-Hotteok.

-Don't forget this.
-We have the rice punch.

ROUND 11, RICE PUNCH

Name a Korean drama series
except three-syllable ones.

The Final Match.

-Temptation of Wife.
-All In.

The Trauma Code.

My Love from the Star.

Star in My Heart.

-Don't Dare to Dream.
-When Life Gives You Tangerines.

Casi…

Casi…

How dare you!

Wait, I'm not done yet.

How will you turn that around?
What do you have in mind?

Let's hear it.

TEARS

My mind went black at the end.

You must be full.

Did you down that bottle in one go?

HEHE DONE EATING

You startled me.

ONLY ONE HOTTEOK REMAINS

I have a request to make.

-Let's just get it over with.
-All right.

Having watched…

THEY ALL HAVE BEEN DYING TO TRY
THE HOTTEOK WITH FRIED EGG

-Let us have that.
-Without the quiz.

Since this will be the final round,
I want to change my seat.

-I can't handle the pressure.
-All right. Let's switch.

-Come here.
-Are you up for this?

I don't mind the switch,

-but it's equally rough here.
-It sure is.

Hearing the others say what you have
in mind can really shake you up.

-I find it too demanding here.
-Okay, then.

Are you sure about this?
We were doing fine.

This spot is equally tough.

-Fire away.
-All right.

Let's turn this around!

Here goes.

FINAL ROUND,
HOTTEOK WITH FRIED EGG

Name a pop group or a band
except the five-syllable ones.

-A group or a band?
-Sechskies.

BIBI.

-Fin.K.L.
-BIGBANG.

LE SSERAFIM.

ChoNam Zone.

-Green Zone.
-Baby VOX.

-Hy-five.
-Enjoy your hotteok.

SUCCESS

Who are Hy-five, by the way?

They're a virtual band.

You thought of a virtual band?
Kudos to you, dude.

A VIRTUAL BAND CREATED BY HY

THAT DEBUTED
IN SEPTEMBER 19, 2021

IT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE WOO-JAE KNEW THEM,

BUT HIS ANSWER STILL COUNTS

My gosh. Look at this.

-It has the egg and the seed fillings.
-They're all mixed up.

THEY FINALLY GET A TASTE
OF THE HOTTEOK WITH FRIED EGG

THEY'RE SHARING IT
EVEN THOUGH THEY ONLY HAVE ONE

It's not a typical hotteok,
but I can't call it a toast either.

-Gosh, it's so good.
-My goodness.

It's like a toast but also hotteok.

-It's gone cold, but it's good.
-It tastes like a burger too.

If it tastes this good when it's cold,

it'd be amazing when it's piping hot.

I'm at a loss for words.
The hotteok is just amazing.

Thanks to your efforts,

we were able to explore
the charms of Bupyeong Kkangtong Market.

For the next leg of our journey,
we'll split into two teams.

Your first option is trekking.

-I'm not good at trekking.
-Hold on.

I'm no trekker.

Your second option is riding.

-That's better.
-Just a second.

-That might include something extreme.
-Yeah, it's not a car ride.

There's no extreme sports venue in Busan.

It could be a surprisingly simple one.

We might be asked to find the love
of our lives and ride into the sunset.

Oh, wow.

Wait, I'm a married man. Stop it.

You were intrigued, weren't you?

I was reminded of the good old times
with my wife, that's all.

You're smooth.

It's time to make a decision.
Let's decide by a show of hands.

Trekking or riding?

-Who wants to ride?
-Those who do, raise your hands.

Those who want to trek, raise your hands.

2 FOR TREKKING, 2 FOR RIDING

What about you?

I'll go with riding… Wait, darn it.

The other side will only offer
a roller coaster ride to hell.

HAHAHA

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR

Let's hear Woo-young's decision.
Three, two, one.

-Riding.
-Riding, it is.

Let's depart for the next segment.

TREKKERS - RIDERS

There might be more to it
than just trekking.

Dongpirang and Haeparang Trails
do start from this spot.

WHAT MISSIONS AWAIT THEM?

How many hints did you get?

-What?
-You've got nothing?

AN INCREDIBLE HEIGHT

Here's one going your way.

THE CAST MEMBERS SEEM
TO BE FACED WITH A DIFFICULTY

We were supposed to work together!

ZIP LINE COURSE'S SECRET

"DON'T SAY GOODBYE"
BY CHONAM ZONE

Subtitle translation by: Jeongwoo Kim

SCREWBALLS
IN SEARCH OF LOOSE SCREWS