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(Male Announcer
reads text on screen)
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(Musical jingle)
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Rebecca:
Good morning, sleepy head.
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Jasmeet:
Good morning.
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How did you sleep?
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Okay.
Your snoring really kicked in
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the last quarter
of the night.
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Yeah, but it's nice, right?
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'Cause it's like
a white noise machine...
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So nice.
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Helps you stay calm and relaxed.
(imitating snoring)
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(laughing)
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(phone alarm dinging)
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(sighing)
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I have to get ready for work.
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What? No. Five more minutes.
Come on. Just hit snooze.
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I already hit snooze ten times!
You sleep through anything.
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- I'm jealous.
- (imitating snoring)
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Wait. What?
You were saying something?
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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Okay.
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Rebecca: I am gonna be
a little late tonight.
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I have rehearsals after work.
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Then, I have to stop
and get some groceries.
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Why don't I just grab
groceries for you?
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Rebecca:
You don't have to do that.
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You're still
adjusting to moving in
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and... you don't even know
what sauces I like.
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It's chill.
Just send me a list.
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I only have a little bit
of editing left to do.
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I've been so much
more productive here
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now that nobody's distracting
me, like, every two seconds.
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Ouch!
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I'm not enough
of a distraction?
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I'll give you another shot.
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So, how about...
three more minutes?
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Yeah?
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- Okay, I gotta go to work.
- Wait. No!
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- I gotta go to work.
- Ugh, come on.
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I gotta go to work.
I gotta go.
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Ugh.
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- Rebecca: Bye.
- Fine.
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(door closing)
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Damn! This is where
you've been staying?
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You've been holding out on me!
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Okay, what is even
half these things?
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"Shiitake infused maple aioli,
"living lettuce,
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"truffle almonds"?
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Look, she just like really
cares what she puts in her body.
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Clearly not, if she's
putting you in there.
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- I knew that was coming.
- Is she though?
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And I knew that
was coming as well.
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Don't- you can't
use it twice, so...
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Yo, this shit is so expensive.
How are you affording this?
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She's paying for
everything, isn't she?
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No, she's not paying
for... all of it.
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My money's tight,
but I still pay my share, okay?
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Chippy:
Sure.
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Well, hey, I got a paid gig
for you, if you want.
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Really?
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I'm hosting
my first slam poetry event
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for South Asian artists!
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Wow! Thank God!
You finally did it!
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- I did it!
- You finally are doing it!
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- Yeah!
- Good for you! Yeah!
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And I need a special guest
judge. So, you want it?
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Sure. When?
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- Saturday.
- Chippy, man, what the hell?
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You always tell me these things
like two days in advance.
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- What?
- I'm going to Nobu
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on Saturday with Rebecca.
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Of course you are.
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She made a reservation,
like, forever ago.
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All right, fine.
Let your sugar mama spoil you.
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Look, it's fine.
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I'm doing the same thing -
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I'm seeing the guy
who owns the venue.
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- He's hooking me up.
- You're seeing your guy?
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Ah. Finally,
something that's normal.
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Yeah, that was, uh-
that was on my list.
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This is basically just
my entire list. Just Maggi.
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Yeah, because
that's the tax bracket
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that you should be eating in.
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(sizzling)
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- Wow!
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It smells really good.
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Yeah, you know, just your
perfect domestic gharwala
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cooking for his
kamaanevali, you know?
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Oh, I got everything
on your list,
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and I snagged
some Maggi noodles.
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M... Maggi?
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Yeah.
Why'd you give me that look?
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You've never had
Maggi noodles before?
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You're joking, right?
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No.
Am I missing something?
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Dude, these are the greatest
noodles on the planet.
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Oh, my God, I'm about
to put you into the world
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of affordable deliciousness.
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I'll e-transfer you
for the groceries.
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What? Why?
I can cover half.
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I pay half the rent,
don't I?
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Yeah, it really
doesn't matter.
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Wait. So, is it more
than what you asked me for?
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Come on.
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Okay, um...
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your half is more
like half of half.
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Okay, well, next month,
I'll pay double of double.
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Sure.
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Oh.
I kinda love it.
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Kinda?
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Kinda? There's nothing
that comes close.
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Not ramen,
not your precious pho,
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not some Michelin
star Saigon, udon,
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your mom, my mom, egg drop.
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Okay, now you kind of have me
really excited for Nobu.
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Uh, about that...
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Okay, just hear me out.
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What if, instead,
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we went to this cute little
romantic slam poetry event?
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It's got all
South Asian artists.
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Plus, they asked me
to be a guest judge.
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And you can help me judge,
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and you know how much we enjoy
judging people together, so...
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Okay. Um...
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You know what?
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It sounds like
a super cute date.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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Nobu will still
be there next time.
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Okay, great.
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Oh, um,
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did you get that truffle umami
hoisin sauce I asked for?
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I feel like it would just
be really good in here.
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The fuck did you just say?
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(South Asian
hip hop music playing)
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Okay, Mr. Surprise
Guest Judge, I see you.
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Yeah, I mean, it's no
Dancing with the Stars.
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You mean
you'd want to judge that?
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No, I'm setting us
up to compete.
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Rebecca: Oh, yeah?
(chuckling)
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Wow! He's here!
And on time!
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Yep.
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Hey.
You must be Rebecca.
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It's so nice
to finally meet you.
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- I'm Chippy.
- Hi.
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I've heard so much about you.
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Jasmeet told me that you helped
with groceries the other day.
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I did.
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Yo, your condo is gorgeous.
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- Oh.
- If y'all need a third,
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let me know.
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Oh, my God.
Don't listen to her.
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She's got this stupid,
dumb-ass sense of humour.
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- Everything okay, baby?
- Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Uh, this is Umair.
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He owns this place.
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It's really great
to meet you guys,
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especially you, Jasmeet.
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I've been a huge fan of yours.
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We should find some ways
to link and build.
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Why don't you take my number
down and we'll connect?
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- Yeah, absolutely.
- Absolutely, man.
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Just let me know when.
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For sure.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, totally.
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(phone ringing)
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Hold that thought.
I'll be right back.
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Hey, brother!
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Chippy:
Say it.
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I mean,
he's not your usual type,
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I'll tell you that.
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Types are discriminatory.
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Look, he's more
than just... that.
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I mean, he's already doing all
this linking and building.
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What more could
he do than all that?
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Stop.
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?
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Um, what the fuck? You never
told me he was going to show up.
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He's my friend, too.
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Okay, well, how long do I have
to stay before I get paid?
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I don't know.
Until the judging is over?
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Uh, is everything okay here?
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Everything's fine.
Okay.
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Look, just get this thing
started already, okay?
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- You serious, right now?
- Yeah, right now, hurry. Okay?
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- I'm gonna go get us a drink.
- Oh, okay.
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Um, a white wine for me, please.
Th- thank you.
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Um...
(sighing)
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What exactly happened
between the two of them?
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Uh...
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That Gora mother-effer sold his
dad some coke or some shit.
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The fuck are you talking-
just don't listen to him.
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Sonny has a stupid,
dumbass sense of...
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everything.
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Look, I think it's just better
if Jasmeet tells you himself.
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Fair enough.
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Yo!
What's up guys?
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Neal!
How's it going?
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- Good. How are you?
- Good.
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Hi. Poetry...
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Yeah.
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Hey, I'm Neal.
I don't think we met.
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Hi, I'm Rebecca.
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Oh, you're Jasmeet's...
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uh, thing.
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Uh, yeah.
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I've heard great
things about you.
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Yeah, right.
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Listen, why don't
we all take a seat?
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We're about to get started.
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You sit.
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So, how tall are you?
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Oh, I'm, um...
like, 5'2".
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5'2".
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- Yeah.
- I knew it.
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(exhaling sharply)
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(exhaling sharply)
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(muffled chattering
and laughing)
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Man (muffled:)
Oh my God. Holy shit.
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(laughing)
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(fly unzipping)
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(sniffing)
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Jas!
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Taking a shit
with your pants on, huh?
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Bro, what are you doing here?
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Bro, I'm performing,
of course.
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I figured I'd take my parchar
seva outside the walls
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of the Gurdwara.
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Nice.
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And enter the realms
of Slam Poetry.
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Yo, I heard
you're being a judge.
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Yeah.
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Bro, I expect
respectable scores from you.
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Honestly, I'm going
to judge people fairly.
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Yo, fuck what's fair!
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You better give me
high scores, man.
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I fucking need this.
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Don't make me put you
in the kainci again
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like in Gatka class.
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Yo, speaking of which,
I'm very proud of you.
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I expected you to be
in Hollywood and shit,
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jet skiing with the Rock,
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John Cena, fucking Undertaker,
all those guys, bro.
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But yo, you chose
to stay grounded,
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low level
with us humble folk.
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I really respect that.
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Shake my hand, bro.
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Yo, just...
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Have you washed your hands?
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Yo bro, I haven't touched
my dick here, don't worry.
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Respect, yo.
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Yo, you're holding it down.
But don't disappoint me, eh?
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High scores.
255
00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,153
- Okay, man. I got you.
- Shallah, bro.
256
00:10:14,154 --> 00:10:15,779
(thudding)
257
00:10:15,780 --> 00:10:17,574
I'll see you out there.
258
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,326
I just gotta take a big shit.
259
00:10:20,327 --> 00:10:22,329
(groaning)
260
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,163
- Oh!
- (loud flatulence)
261
00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:29,085
- (loud flatulence)
- (speaking Punjabi)
262
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,047
Where are the drinks?
263
00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,673
(sighing)
Shit. I forgot.
264
00:10:34,674 --> 00:10:36,633
I'm so sorry.
265
00:10:36,634 --> 00:10:38,677
Hey, it's okay.
266
00:10:38,678 --> 00:10:40,305
We'll just grab drinks
at intermission.
267
00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,931
Jasmeet:
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
268
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,017
Chippy:
All right, everyone.
269
00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,143
Welcome to
Brown on Brown Rhyme -
270
00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:50,023
a place for all you
sexy hoes to talk your shit.
271
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,858
(audience cheering)
272
00:10:51,859 --> 00:10:53,734
Okay!
273
00:10:53,735 --> 00:10:57,364
Give it up for our judges,
including our celebrity guest,
274
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,407
that's right, our homegrown
275
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:02,118
internet sensation,
Jasmeet Dutta.
276
00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:06,915
(audience cheering)
277
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:09,292
(cheering)
278
00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:11,460
Woman:
I love you, Jasmeet!
279
00:11:11,461 --> 00:11:14,172
Diggidum, diggidum, diggidum.
280
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:16,965
Diggidum, diggidum, diggidum!
I gallop into the battlefield
281
00:11:16,966 --> 00:11:21,680
with the strong,
powerful Sikh warrior,
282
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,266
pressing his
thick sinewy thighs
283
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,975
against my precious fur.
284
00:11:26,976 --> 00:11:30,772
Ask me where I'm from,
it's not a trap,
285
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:33,858
circle Sri Lanka
on your map.
286
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:38,446
(singing Punjabi cover of
Jason Mraz "I'm Yours")
287
00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:40,699
?
288
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,118
I lead him
to his first victim.
289
00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:46,245
(grunting)
290
00:11:46,246 --> 00:11:47,788
Akaluh!
291
00:11:47,789 --> 00:11:51,167
Rifts and shifts
that make me me,
292
00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:54,211
you bitches can't even
spell 'Sinhalese'!
293
00:11:54,212 --> 00:11:57,172
All they see is Desi.
294
00:11:57,173 --> 00:11:59,008
(audience snapping)
295
00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,844
(snapping)
296
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:05,849
(singing Punjabi cover
of "I'm Yours")
297
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,016
I'm leaving you for him.
298
00:12:07,017 --> 00:12:08,435
- I completely understand.
- Mm-hmm.
299
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,061
I might actually
leave you for him.
300
00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,104
That's fair.
301
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,187
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
302
00:12:12,188 --> 00:12:15,816
Ripe mango
303
00:12:15,817 --> 00:12:19,696
drip, drips, drips,
304
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,157
down my chin,
305
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:25,451
through my mother's
weary fingers,
306
00:12:25,452 --> 00:12:29,455
into the jowls
of the patriarch.
307
00:12:29,456 --> 00:12:31,625
(sighing)
308
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,793
Thank you.
309
00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:37,629
(man coughing)
310
00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:40,966
When the dusk of the sky...
311
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,720
falls...
312
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,471
Are you two related?
313
00:12:45,472 --> 00:12:46,638
- No.
- Are you sure?
314
00:12:46,639 --> 00:12:48,209
Yeah, never seen him
in my life.
315
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,478
I can't read this word,
316
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:53,146
so I'm just going to guess.
317
00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:57,274
(neighing loudly)
318
00:12:57,275 --> 00:12:58,817
This poem...
319
00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:01,070
was from the perspective...
320
00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,238
of a horse.
321
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:04,240
Thank you.
322
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,995
Yo, Singh, fix that.
323
00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:11,436
You trying to disrespect me?
324
00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:15,502
Bro, you could do better
than that shit, eh?
325
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,153
Yo, I'm not leaving the stage
till it's perfect, eh?
326
00:13:18,154 --> 00:13:20,632
All right, yo, respect.
Appreciate that.
327
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,383
(audience applauding)
328
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,676
All right, y'all, big thanks
to all our performers so far
329
00:13:24,677 --> 00:13:26,345
for their powerful words.
330
00:13:26,346 --> 00:13:29,806
We'll be back with more
after a quick intermission.
331
00:13:29,807 --> 00:13:31,810
Wait, wait, everyone,
332
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,811
go mix, mingle, socialize,
but most importantly,
333
00:13:34,812 --> 00:13:37,565
head over to the bar
for a drink or two.
334
00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:41,194
I hear the Mumbai Mule's
especially fire.
335
00:13:41,195 --> 00:13:42,277
All right.
336
00:13:42,278 --> 00:13:44,364
Jasmeet: What kind of name
is that for a drink?
337
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,076
I don't know.
338
00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:52,037
Um, I'll go get
those drinks now.
339
00:13:52,038 --> 00:13:53,038
- Okay.
- Okay, cool.
340
00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:54,541
Okay, please, white wine.
341
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,124
- Mm-hmm. Got you.
- White wine.
342
00:13:56,125 --> 00:13:57,335
Can you repeat it back to me?
343
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,671
- Jasmeet: Yep. White Mule.
- (sighing)
344
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,047
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me. Sorry.
345
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,465
Sorry. I'm a judge.
Excuse me.
346
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:04,676
Sorry, guys. Sorry, I'm a judge.
Just trying to get through.
347
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,510
Sorry. I'm a judge.
Sorry about that.
348
00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:09,013
- Excuse me, guys.
- Yo, Singh.
349
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,348
What are you doing
at the bar?
350
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,224
Better not be putting liquid
poison inside of you.
351
00:14:12,225 --> 00:14:14,811
Oh, no, no. I'm just grabbing
my girlfriend a drink.
352
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,604
Yo, you have a girlfriend?
Who drinks?
353
00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:18,730
It's just for medical reasons.
354
00:14:18,731 --> 00:14:20,358
Have I seen her at
the Gurdwara. Who is she?
355
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,234
Who's her dad?
356
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,194
You know what?
I actually think,
357
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,028
uh... I should head
back to my judging seat
358
00:14:25,029 --> 00:14:26,406
because the show's
about to start again.
359
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,907
Yeah, it looks like people
are funnelling back. So, uh...
360
00:14:28,908 --> 00:14:30,534
Yeah.
I'll talk to you later, though.
361
00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:31,577
Hey.
362
00:14:31,578 --> 00:14:32,912
Um, hey, everyone,
363
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,163
just a quick announcement.
364
00:14:35,164 --> 00:14:36,331
Break is over,
365
00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:38,792
so if you guys can make
your way back to your seats.
366
00:14:38,793 --> 00:14:40,545
Lotta poetry to slam
367
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:41,921
and hookah to sheesh!
368
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,255
Thank you, guys.
369
00:14:43,256 --> 00:14:45,300
Yo, you shouldn't be
having a girlfriend, bro.
370
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,509
You should have
a wife at this point.
371
00:14:47,510 --> 00:14:49,888
Look how fucking old
you are.
372
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,973
Why am I even fucking here
at this shisha bar, bro?
373
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:53,307
There's tobacco everywhere.
374
00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:58,438
(hookah's bubbling,
music playing)
375
00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:01,648
Oh, sorry.
376
00:15:01,649 --> 00:15:03,526
What's, uh-
What's this?
377
00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,696
Oh, uh, they didn't have, uh,
uh, whatever you asked for.
378
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,447
so I just got you this.
379
00:15:08,448 --> 00:15:10,199
Oh. Okay.
380
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:15,121
Uh, now that we're all back a
little sooner than expected...
381
00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,874
...give it up
for our next round
382
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:22,503
of Brown on Brown Rhyme
performers! Yeah!
383
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,755
- Whoo!
- (audience applauding)
384
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:27,800
That's- that's spicy.
385
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:30,637
Both:
We were once one.
386
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,971
1947.
387
00:15:32,972 --> 00:15:35,974
Yugan:
Parted from our families.
388
00:15:35,975 --> 00:15:38,311
We see them on the horizon.
389
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:42,148
With love in our hearts,
we have "her eyes on"
390
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,899
the sea.
391
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:45,401
Colonization.
392
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,319
The White man.
393
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:47,695
Man:
Shame on the White man. Shame!
394
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:48,654
Both: Christianity.
395
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:51,490
- Wiping our blood
- Crowd: Shame!
396
00:15:51,491 --> 00:15:53,743
- No more!
- No more.
397
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,994
- No more!
- No more!
398
00:15:55,995 --> 00:16:00,499
Both: Erase the borders
and let's join as one!
399
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,585
(audience cheering)
400
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,172
(cheering)
401
00:16:08,424 --> 00:16:10,426
Iqbal:
Hah! Yeah!
402
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,261
(audience applauding)
403
00:16:13,554 --> 00:16:15,182
(sighing)
404
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,271
Hey...
405
00:16:22,272 --> 00:16:24,024
Hey.
406
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:29,903
Hey, so, uh, is it just me
407
00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:32,239
or did that poem
really speak to you?
408
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:36,326
It's not just you.
It's- it's rough.
409
00:16:36,327 --> 00:16:37,620
Yeah.
410
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,707
So, um...
411
00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:44,668
how is he?
412
00:16:44,669 --> 00:16:45,961
He's...
413
00:16:45,962 --> 00:16:50,173
good... I think.
414
00:16:50,174 --> 00:16:52,468
Can never really tell
with him.
415
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:56,264
Yeah. He can really
get in his own head, huh?
416
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,725
Yeah.
417
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:01,978
(sighing)
Listen,
418
00:17:01,979 --> 00:17:03,979
I don't know what happened
between the two of you,
419
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:07,900
but, um, I hope
you can figure it out.
420
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,569
Yeah.
421
00:17:11,779 --> 00:17:15,074
Well, um...
I'm gonna go back inside.
422
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,161
- Okay.
- Okay.
423
00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:19,544
Oh, um...
424
00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:24,166
...does he still
snore, like, really loud?
425
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:27,920
Oh, my God! Like, yes,
like really loud.
426
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:29,422
- Yeah, like...
- Like...
427
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,922
- ...inhumanely loud.
- Inhumanely loud.
428
00:17:30,923 --> 00:17:32,091
- It's so bad.
- It's really bad.
429
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,383
How does it-
430
00:17:33,384 --> 00:17:37,430
It's like a chainsaw going off
in a garage in hell.
431
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,306
Oh my God,
432
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,266
and the garage
is my inner ear, yeah.
433
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,768
Yikes.
434
00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:44,895
You know, if you plug his nose
for like five seconds,
435
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,022
it'll give you like
half an hour of sleep.
436
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:48,191
- Really?
- Yeah.
437
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,942
And what if I do
that for, like, an hour?
438
00:17:50,943 --> 00:17:53,028
A lifetime of bliss.
439
00:17:53,029 --> 00:17:54,572
(sighing)
I love that for me.
440
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,949
- You should do it.
- I think I might.
441
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,075
- Do it tonight. Yeah.
- I will.
442
00:17:58,076 --> 00:18:00,787
Hopefully,
I don't make the news.
443
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:01,828
Well, I'm gonna go.
444
00:18:01,829 --> 00:18:03,413
- All right.
- Okay.
445
00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:04,540
See ya.
446
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,918
(door opening)
447
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,461
(audience applauding)
448
00:18:09,274 --> 00:18:12,547
Big thank you
to Ruby Tent Lounge
449
00:18:12,548 --> 00:18:15,093
for making space
for us to make space.
450
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:18,054
(audience applauding,
cheering)
451
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,515
I'd like to say something,
if there's still time.
452
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,975
We're just about
to pick the winner.
453
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:24,478
Please.
454
00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:31,942
Okay.
455
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,611
Looks like we have
one last performance
456
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:37,239
from none other than
our very dear friend, Neal.
457
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:38,449
Everybody give it up for Neal.
458
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,494
(audience applauding,
cheering)
459
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,499
Thanks.
460
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,335
Hi, I'm Neal,
461
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:52,880
or Harneel,
if you're pissed at me,
462
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:55,883
like my dad,
when he finds my weed.
463
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:58,134
(audience laughing)
464
00:18:58,135 --> 00:19:01,514
I don't know
what I am... truly.
465
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:06,268
I don't know
what the fuck I am.
466
00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:10,021
I love too much and too hard.
467
00:19:10,022 --> 00:19:11,356
Why?
468
00:19:11,357 --> 00:19:13,901
For who?
I'll never be one of you.
469
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,111
I'm gonna go use the bathroom.
470
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:16,528
Neal: I can be stupid.
You can be cruel.
471
00:19:16,529 --> 00:19:17,572
- Now?
- Yeah.
472
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,324
Turning your back on me,
473
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,701
like we're back in school.
474
00:19:22,702 --> 00:19:26,162
Let me go.
Set me free.
475
00:19:26,163 --> 00:19:30,125
I need to figure out
who I'm supposed to be.
476
00:19:30,126 --> 00:19:31,710
Intrinsically.
477
00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:36,047
I go to the Gurdwara,
and I say everything wrong.
478
00:19:36,048 --> 00:19:37,466
Umair: Hey, man.
479
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,634
Neal: They think I'm a convert.
They think I don't belong.
480
00:19:39,635 --> 00:19:40,845
Why you at the bar?
481
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,055
Oh, I'm just grabbing
a drink for my girlfriend.
482
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,391
In the middle
of a performance?
483
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:47,684
Yeah, you know,
girlfriends, right?
484
00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:49,269
Uh...
485
00:19:49,270 --> 00:19:51,396
Look, I'm probably gonna have
to duck out of here early,
486
00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,441
so should I talk
to you about the payment
487
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,567
or reach out to Chippy or...?
488
00:19:55,568 --> 00:19:59,322
Well, it's Chippy's event,
but it's my money.
489
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,531
I'm not paying you shit.
490
00:20:01,532 --> 00:20:03,200
Why not?
491
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,576
First of all, you've been
492
00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:06,328
super unprofessional
all night, bro.
493
00:20:06,329 --> 00:20:07,872
You just ignored me
494
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,040
when I asked for your
number to link and build,
495
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:12,335
which is your loss,
by the way.
496
00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:13,627
And then you ended
intermission early
497
00:20:13,628 --> 00:20:16,005
while everyone was
still in line for drinks.
498
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,757
How do you think
I make my money, huh?
499
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,798
How?
500
00:20:18,799 --> 00:20:20,468
Do you really
want me to...
501
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,594
Bar sales.
502
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,596
And now you want to duck out
on your judging duties.
503
00:20:24,597 --> 00:20:26,806
Why the fuck would
anyone want to pay you?
504
00:20:26,807 --> 00:20:28,808
(Neal continuing indistinctly)
505
00:20:28,809 --> 00:20:32,104
You know I was surprised
you hadn't blown up yet,
506
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,940
but I get it now.
507
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,399
You're one messy-ass dude.
508
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,236
Neal:
I don't belong anywhere.
509
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,070
Fitting in is a must.
510
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:43,783
Lock me up or set me free.
511
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:47,787
I need to figure out who
I'm supposed to be.
512
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,913
Me.
513
00:20:49,914 --> 00:20:51,790
Neal.
514
00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:53,460
I'm out.
515
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,710
Oh.
516
00:20:55,711 --> 00:20:57,963
Sorry. Mic drop.
517
00:20:57,964 --> 00:20:59,798
(mic thudding,
emitting feedback)
518
00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:02,133
Chippy:
All right, okay.
519
00:21:02,134 --> 00:21:05,429
Thank you, Neal!
Yeah! Okay!
520
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,223
(audience applauding)
521
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,025
Hey, there you are.
522
00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,486
- Hey.
- You okay?
523
00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,153
You've been acting
super weird all night.
524
00:21:22,154 --> 00:21:23,197
I know.
525
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:26,325
Just hear me out.
(clearing throat)
526
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,827
(with Punjabi accent:)
Roses are red,
527
00:21:28,828 --> 00:21:31,747
violets are blue,
528
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:34,290
I'm dumbass...
529
00:21:34,291 --> 00:21:36,670
White wine for my boo.
530
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:43,800
Look who finally
got my order right.
531
00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:47,179
Yeah, and I definitely did not
steal that from the bar. So...
532
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:50,141
...if anybody asks,
didn't happen.
533
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,852
Rebecca:
Ugh.
534
00:21:53,686 --> 00:21:56,188
Ahh... I mean, of course
this guy would stock it
535
00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,356
with the shittiest
wine possible.
536
00:21:58,357 --> 00:22:00,151
Well, you know,
you're turning me on
537
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,322
to the world of
affordable deliciousness.
538
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,905
So, uh...
539
00:22:05,906 --> 00:22:10,827
Neal's poem...
that was pretty introspective.
540
00:22:10,828 --> 00:22:13,831
Yeah, it was... chill.
541
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,082
I don't know.
542
00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,709
Are you ever
going to tell me
543
00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,419
what happened
between the two of you?
544
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,130
Honestly, I kind of just
want to get past it, man.
545
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,383
I don't want that
stuff holding me back.
546
00:22:25,134 --> 00:22:28,554
Okay, but, uh,
hear me out.
547
00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:31,891
What if not talking
about it...
548
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,059
is what's holding you back?
549
00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:35,685
You know I'm right.
550
00:22:35,686 --> 00:22:36,980
Yeah.
551
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:43,527
(sighing)
552
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,072
So, um, Chippy
did really good in there.
553
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,114
Yeah, she killed it.
554
00:22:47,115 --> 00:22:48,531
I mean, would you really know?
555
00:22:48,532 --> 00:22:50,409
Because you were kind of
checked out the whole time.
556
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,451
What are you talking about?
557
00:22:51,452 --> 00:22:53,412
I was judging there
right beside you.
558
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,704
Hmm.
Are you sure about that?
559
00:22:54,705 --> 00:22:55,748
What?
560
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,999
Dude, I could repeat
the whole show for you.
561
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,418
Okay, please do.
562
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,960
- Bar for bar, word for word...
- Okay. Okay.
563
00:23:00,961 --> 00:23:02,171
...performer for performer.
564
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,631
Please do me the honour.
565
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,298
Okay. Do you have another
three and a half hours?
566
00:23:05,299 --> 00:23:06,883
I have all the time
in the world.
567
00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:09,010
- Perfect. Get comfortable.
- I will. I'm super comfortable.
568
00:23:09,011 --> 00:23:11,180
- You got your drink? You set?
- Yeah, I'm good.
569
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,348
(sighing)
570
00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:18,394
Juicy, sweaty,
sweat dripping
571
00:23:18,395 --> 00:23:21,231
down your brow,
572
00:23:21,232 --> 00:23:24,402
post-Pilates,
all over the bed,
573
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,113
and on Jasmeet's clothes.
574
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,364
That doesn't sound like me.
575
00:23:29,365 --> 00:23:31,491
All right, how about this one?
576
00:23:31,492 --> 00:23:32,535
(clearing throat)
577
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:36,162
(making clopping sounds)
578
00:23:36,163 --> 00:23:39,583
That is the poem
from the perspective
579
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:43,629
of a horseshoe on the horse
in the battlefield.
580
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,422
- (laughing)
- Put your fists up.
581
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,591
All you guys better
be drinking apple juice.
582
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,802
- (Rebecca laughing)
- Okay. Next one?
583
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,511
Rebecca: Next, next.
584
00:23:51,512 --> 00:23:54,347
We were once, once, one,
585
00:23:54,348 --> 00:23:56,432
together, couple,
586
00:23:56,433 --> 00:23:57,893
until we went
to a poetry slam,
587
00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:00,854
and the boyfriend
started acting weird.
588
00:24:00,855 --> 00:24:04,482
The girlfriend was sad until he
grabbed the bottle of wine
589
00:24:04,483 --> 00:24:06,442
from the colonizers
and they drank
590
00:24:06,443 --> 00:24:08,153
as the boyfriend
entertained her.
591
00:24:08,154 --> 00:24:10,698
She laughed and laughed and
laughed the night away
592
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,991
because he's so funny
and he actually did listen
593
00:24:12,992 --> 00:24:13,992
to every single performance.
594
00:24:13,993 --> 00:24:15,743
- Rebecca: Um...
- Your favourite coming up.
595
00:24:15,744 --> 00:24:17,496
Rebecca: Okay, my favourite,
please. Thank you.
596
00:24:17,497 --> 00:24:22,500
(imitating Punjabi cover of
"I'm Yours")
597
00:24:22,501 --> 00:24:25,587
? Yeah, yeah, yeah ?
(singing in Punjabi)
598
00:24:25,588 --> 00:24:26,755
(singing in high pitch)
599
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:28,132
- Rebecca: Oh, my ears!
- This is gross.
600
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,342
Okay, let's go somewhere else
and get a proper bottle.
601
00:24:30,343 --> 00:24:31,885
- Rebecca: Okay.
- This is disgusting.
602
00:24:31,886 --> 00:24:32,928
Let's get out of here.
603
00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:35,557
Rebecca: (laughing)
Where are we going?
604
00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:40,157
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