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[narrator] Brought to you
by Tom's Indoor Traffic Cones.
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Let's keep hallways safe,
people.
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[? soothing melody plays]
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Good morning, Table Town School.
Here are today's announcements.
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Secretary Prince's borrowable
stapler has staples in it again.
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[clears throat] The West Hallway
is closed 2:00 to 3:00 p.m.
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for spring waxing.
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Please keep that clear.
Thank you.
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Quote of the day:
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"Those who fail to learn
from history are doomed to repeat it."
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Mm. What a classic.
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Ugh. P.S. is a sweetie,
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but his announcements
are a snooze-fest.
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[Sweepy Steve]
It wasn't always like this.
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[? intriguing music playing]
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Uh, nice storage closet, Sweeps.
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[? morning announcements
theme music playing]
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- Today's lunch?
- Spanakopita!
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Just kidding. [chuckles]
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It's eggplant parm.
What else would it be?
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- [both gasp]
- Kids got to do the announcements?
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- [electricity zaps]
- [both gasp]
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[? rousing music playing]
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Please. Please, please, please,
please, please, please, please!
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[Barry]
Announcements for kids, by kids!
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Look, Barry, it's not that
I don't want you to do them,
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it's that doing them that way
caused school-wide chaos.
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Forget all that.
That's ancient history.
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History never repeats itself.
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Thought you'd be way more cool
about this, Secretary.
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I'm cool. I'm- I'm a cool guy.
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Fine. J- Okay. Look, just as long
as it doesn't become some big production.
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- [? upbeat music playing]
- [Kiff] Breaking Announcements.
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[Barry]
Yes! Your school every morning.
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? Hello and welcome
Today's top story ?
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? The morning announcements
are no longer boring ?
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? No more snoring
and falling... ?
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- [snores]
- ? ...asleep on your feet ?
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? We'll be bringing you news
at breakneck speed ?
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? So, for up-to-date
hard-hitting news today ?
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[both]
? It's time for us to say... ?
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? Good morning
Table Town School! ?
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- ? That's you! ?
- ? Are you ready for breaking news? ?
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? We're coming in hot with... ?
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? Figures and facts
Info and stats ?
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? We've got the
"Weather with Trevor" ?
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? We've got the Sport Report ?
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? The stapler thief
still has not been caught ?
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? Ooh ?
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? Good morning
Table Town School! ?
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We're crossing over live
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to Liz Kay for all your
playground updates.
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[crickets chirping]
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? Good morning
Table Town School! ?
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- [both] ? That's you! ?
- ? Are you ready for breaking news? ?
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- [chomps]
- ? We're coming in hot with... ?
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? Figures and facts
Info and stats ?
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? We got "Slay With Ren�e!"
"What's To Munch For Lunch?" ?
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? A studio performance
from DJ Brunch ?
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? Ooh ?
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? Good morning
Table Town School ?
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A TTS alumni who invites
all your parents to use
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his accounting services.
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Is this boring?
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In academic news,
the book fair will extend
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its run by two weeks,
now ending in two weeks.
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I think it's bad, Bar.
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Oh, you want to turn on this box
with the word ratings on it?
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- To know for sure?
- Huh.
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Oh, yikes.
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It's lower than when Principal
Secretary was doing them.
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Okay, we need
some pizazz, some spark.
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Candle, jazz it up for sports.
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And now for sports news-uh!
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The Ultimate team
will meet after School-io.
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If you could even
call Ultimate a sport.
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[chuckles, inhales]
Uh, apologies, viewers.
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I don't believe our camera tech
knows that she's miked.
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[chuckles] So, we here at
Good Morning Table Town School
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believe Ultimate is a sport.
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[Ren�e]
Uh, it's not like a real sport.
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Do I tell you how to operate
the camera, Ren�e?
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It's a sport. [inhales]
So stop saying it's not a sport.
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Not a sport.
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Barry, cut the feed.
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Wait. Oh. [chuckles]
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You like it when they argue,
huh? [chuckles]
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Ultimate was officially
recognized as a sport over a decade ago.
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By who? Not by me.
Sports have to be hard,
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- a little scary, and cool.
- Tennis isn't scary.
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I've had
tennis-based nightmares.
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Ultimate is scary.
The name is intense.
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Ultimate? Come on!
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It's the cool part
that's lacking.
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Ultimate's not cool.
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[? inspirational music playing]
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Billiam, hold cam one on Candle.
Barry, zoom in on Trev.
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Camera three, cut to Reggie.
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Ready to help if needed.
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Juice causes brain rot.
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I propose drinking directly
from the coconut.
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Way too hairy. I say decaf tea.
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Seltzer is a basic right.
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I do my best thinking
after a cola. [slurps]
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Velcro isn't the problem.
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[student 1] Radiators,
end of discussion!
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Name tags? They're hostile.
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[student 2]
People claim they're carpooling.
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[student 3] Slippers are shoes!
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Lines. Who needs them?
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[student 4] Polka dot
phone cases: a City Hall PsyOp?
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Cafeteria trays,
what aren't they telling us?
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Macaroni art.
Where does it all go?
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- [babbles indistinctly]
- No, no, no.
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- Nuh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
- [yelps]
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[Reggie] I don't care
about your dumb issue!
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- [Candle] Uh-uh! [yelling]
- [Reggie] No, no, no, no!
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[slurps, spits] There's a kid
stuck in a ditch in the hallway?
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- Is he okay?
- Yep.
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But wait, didn't we have that
in our announcements
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to keep clear of that hallway
because of construction?
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Yeah, but we ran over yesterday.
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Shoot. That was important info.
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Well, now, it's a big story.
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The question is,
whose fault is it?
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It's Ditch Kid's fault.
He should have seen those cones.
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[Ditch Kid]
I was watching your show!
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We've got to get
to the bottom of this.
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[Ditch Kid]
I am at the bottom of this.
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Here's what I want to know.
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Should we put a hat on him,
so he's easier to look at?
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Let's go to Hat Chat
to figure it out.
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- That is a visor.
- It's a hat!
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Well, by your logic,
this is a hat.
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Well, why don't we
talk to an expert?
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What do we think?
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- Cowboy!
- Sailor!
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- Fedora!
- Fedora!
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[shouting indistinctly]
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P.S. was right.
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This is out of control.
I'm pulling the plug.
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[tone beeping]
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- Are we down?
- We're down.
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Power's down.
We're not broadcasting.
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It's over, Barry. [exhales]
This was a failed experiment.
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[electricity zaps]
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Oh, never mind. We're back up.
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What? How?
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Emergency generator
up and running.
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The Ultimate team thanks Reggie
for his noble service.
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- Ultimate team?
- [groans]
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Trevor said beanie, and I agree.
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[scoffs] Bucket hat.
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Mr. RiPeppa, uh,
don't you have a class to teach?
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Eh, what's the point?
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Everyone's glued
to the Ditch Kid story.
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I'll check back in four hours
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to see if the announcements
are still running.
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[all clamoring]
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Hey, I'm gonna need you to stop
arguing and tell everyone else
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to stop arguing, too.
This has turned into
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- an unreasonable distrac-
- Sure, we'll do that.
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Oh, thank you, Ren�e.
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For a price.
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I'm thinking sodas,
but not colas.
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We're still debating cola.
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- [groans] Look, can't you just-
- Sodas! Now! Chop chop!
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[pants] Okay, what are
your sodas besides colas?
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Oh, you came on a great day
for non-colas.
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Our specials are some
of the best we ever had.
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Number one is a Key Lime Ricky.
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A lot of people say no
to using Key limes in a Ricky
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because the classic
is just regs lime,
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but that's where I disagree.
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[distorted voice]
See, my family, the Key Lime,
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- that was the cornerstone of...
- [? menacing music playing]
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...dation of the Ricky.
To spice it up.
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To say, hey, how you doing?
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Oh, here's a little tropical
something for your taste buds.
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What are your sodas?
Give me the info. No opinion.
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Okay, I will have
four orange fizzes.
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Thank you.
Gosh, why was that so hard?
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Can't I just get the facts?
The boring facts?
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[gasps] Wait a minute.
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[pants]
Facts are better than opinions!
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Boring things are nice!
They're beautiful and clear,
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and respectful
of everyone's time!
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[grunts] I was wrong about the
announcements needing to be fun!
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Clear, direct facts
is what we need!
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Facts are where it's at.
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[softly chuckles] Oh,
please make them boring again.
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[inhales deeply]
It's the only way to stop the madness!
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[knuckles cracking]
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[? soothing melody plays]
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It's the most boring series
of notes in music.
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[intercom beeps]
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[? soothing melody echoing]
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[indistinct shouting halts]
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- Neat.
- [snores]
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Good morning, Table Town School.
Here are today's announcements.
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Due to cloudless skies,
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the playground slide
will be a little hotter today.
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Please slide with caution.
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A number of hats
have gone missing
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from Helen's Hat Box.
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Please return if found.
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[? cheerful music playing]
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[? music concludes]
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Chirp.
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