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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,459 --> 00:00:02,628 - [? theme music playing] - ? Kiff! ? 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:05,297 ? Kiff! Kiff! ? 3 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,299 ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? 4 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:09,343 ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? 5 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:11,427 ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? 6 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:15,848 ? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ? 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,059 ? Yeah! ? 8 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,990 - ? Kiff! ? - [? theme music concludes] 9 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:24,816 - [laughs, inhales] - [laughs] 10 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:28,236 [narrator] Brought to you by Letterman's Alphabet Magnets. 11 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,696 They'll hold anything. 12 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,325 [Kiff] Mm. Mm-hmm. 13 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:34,910 Looking sharp, pal. 14 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,287 Aw, you clean up pretty nice as well. 15 00:00:37,288 --> 00:00:39,413 Inside, we have everything we might need while attending 16 00:00:39,414 --> 00:00:41,207 tonight's super fancy gala event 17 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,292 that I still can't believe we got tickets to. 18 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:44,544 Camera. 19 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,672 Autograph book. 20 00:00:47,005 --> 00:00:48,673 - Wet naps. - Times four. 21 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,591 - Dry naps. - Times eight. 22 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,927 Speeches in case we get called on stage for some reason. 23 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:54,762 Two thank yous, and two I'm sorries. 24 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:57,182 Snacks in case we get hungry in between courses. 25 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:03,480 Well then, Kifferson, I do believe we are OTDR. 26 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:05,816 OTDR? 27 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,900 - Mm-hmm. - You know I love acronyms. 28 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,110 Mm-hmm. 29 00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:11,404 Almost as much as I love guessing acronyms. 30 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,864 Mm-hmm. And this is a good one. 31 00:01:13,865 --> 00:01:17,910 Okay, okay, don't tell me. Um, Over The Dang Routine. 32 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:19,412 - No. - Ah, darn. 33 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,541 Um, Orange Tie-Dye Rapscallion. 34 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:25,042 [chuckles] Do you really think that's what it is? 35 00:01:25,043 --> 00:01:28,672 N- No. [chuckles] Uh, On The Dumb Radio? 36 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,384 Okay, I give up. What is OTDR? 37 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:36,847 Now, you hear people say, "I'm ready," all the time. 38 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:38,764 But are they? 39 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,350 Are they really ready? 40 00:01:40,351 --> 00:01:42,351 [chuckles] Sure, they say they're ready, 41 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,061 but they just need to get a hat, 42 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,354 or brush their teeth, 43 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,148 or turn off the oven. 44 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:49,608 Yeah, people do do that. 45 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:54,156 OTDR is a specific type of ready where you can walk out the door. 46 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,868 You got your keys in your hand. You are Out The Door Ready. 47 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,495 [gasps] OTDR! 48 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,873 Mom, are you OTDR? 49 00:02:03,874 --> 00:02:04,958 [sighs] Am I what? 50 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,836 [scoffs] Out The Door Ready. 51 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:10,316 You can't be while fumbling with your purse. 52 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,299 Now am I OTDR? 53 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,509 [chime of success] 54 00:02:14,718 --> 00:02:16,261 I'm OTDR, too. 55 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,222 Just got to find my car keys. 56 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:21,984 - No! You're not even OTDR! - No! You're not OTDR! 57 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,603 You have to be ready to go. That's OTDR. 58 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,441 [laughs] Okay. Now I am. 59 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,613 Hey, I'm missing a cufflink. 60 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,908 Guess I was just regular ready. Uh, BRB. 61 00:02:37,909 --> 00:02:40,451 [exhales] Hurry, Dad! We don't want to be late! 62 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,746 [footsteps pattering throughout house] 63 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,293 [door slamming shut] 64 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,088 Should we, turn on the TV while we wait? 65 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,464 [footsteps continue from upstairs] 66 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:56,092 - Martin? - [Martin] I can't find it! 67 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:58,135 Check the top right drawer! 68 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,931 Having the TV on might help pass the time. 69 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:04,141 But don't we want to stay OTDR? 70 00:03:04,142 --> 00:03:05,519 [footsteps continue] 71 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,020 Uh, Mom, where are you going? 72 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,522 [Beryl] I'm just gonna quickly put the dishes away 73 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:10,963 while Dad finds his cufflink. 74 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,193 OMG. Can you believe this? 75 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,696 - Barry? Barry, no! - [plate shattering in kitchen] 76 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:20,200 [groans] Well, better get the broom from the garage. 77 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,868 [back door opening] 78 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,196 [actor over TV] You don't seem excited to see me. 79 00:03:25,197 --> 00:03:27,873 - Found it. Where's your mom? - I take it I wasn't what you were expecting. 80 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,917 She's in the garage getting a broom to sweep up the plate 81 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,420 she dropped while putting the dishes away because she was waiting for you. 82 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,338 [actor over TV] ...for a while. Although sometimes... 83 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:35,589 Ooh, Smoldering Cove. 84 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,466 - [actor speaking on TV] - Dad, no! 85 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,677 What? I can be OTDR while sitting on the couch. 86 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,555 - [actor continues on TV] - Can't I? 87 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,264 Oh, well. Luckily, 88 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,349 I plan an extra 15 minutes into our schedule 89 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,270 for just this type of unexpected delay. Hm! 90 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:52,607 She doesn't know it yet, but I've secretly been taking... 91 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,942 trombone lessons. 92 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,486 [? dramatic music stinger] 93 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,907 [? dramatic music stingers] 94 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:02,617 [? breaking news music] 95 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:06,912 This just in: Our radar is picking up a severe thunderstorm 96 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,582 that will be blowing through Table Town in the next hour. 97 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,376 Residents should be prepared. 98 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,117 - Rain? - Kiff, is this thing outdoors? 99 00:04:14,546 --> 00:04:16,548 I think it's indoor-outdoor. 100 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,717 Okay, I better get the umbrellas. 101 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,385 Do I get one? 102 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,597 Hmm. I think we have a fourth umbrella in the basement. 103 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:31,729 Where's your dad? 104 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:34,260 He's getting a fourth umbrella from the basement. 105 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,358 Well, I couldn't find the broom, 106 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,569 but I gotta get these broken pieces off the floor. 107 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:41,031 Oh, don't use your hands. You could get a sliver. 108 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:43,491 Oh, my ski gloves from the upstairs hall closet 109 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,052 that stores all our winter wear. 110 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,579 Your mom sure knows this house. 111 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,040 Okay, got the fourth umbrella. 112 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,343 Where's your mom? 113 00:04:54,344 --> 00:04:56,795 [footsteps pattering throughout house] 114 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,088 Okay, where's your dad? 115 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,423 Okay, where's your mom? 116 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,050 All set. Where's your dad? 117 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:02,741 Now, I'm ready. Where's your mom? 118 00:05:02,742 --> 00:05:05,137 - [Beryl] Where's your dad? - [Martin] Where's your mom? 119 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,515 - [Beryl] Where's your dad? - [Martin] Where's your mom? 120 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,558 - [Beryl] Where's your dad? - [Martin] Where's your mom? 121 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,969 - [Beryl] Where's your dad? - Where's your dad? 122 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,270 Oh... 123 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:14,605 No, wait. [laughs] I'm Dad. 124 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:15,986 [laughs] Where's your mom? 125 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,902 Okay, finally. 126 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:21,488 We are all OTDR, yes? 127 00:05:22,405 --> 00:05:24,074 [? whimsical music playing] 128 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,996 [telephone ringing] 129 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,709 It's the landline. 130 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:36,886 Should we answer? 131 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,816 Ah, it could be important information about the venue. 132 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,344 Ugh, it could be the venue. 133 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:47,097 Okay, everyone stay here in OTDR position. 134 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:48,430 Don't move an O. 135 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,600 Don't budge a T, D, or R. 136 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:52,893 Hello? 137 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,521 [Glarbin] Yes, hello. This is Glarbin Gloobin. 138 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,572 It's Glarbin Gloobin, the town manager. 139 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,074 Sounds important. 140 00:05:59,075 --> 00:06:01,193 Well, what can I do for you, Glarbin? 141 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,695 Uh, h- hold on a sec. 142 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,447 [hold music playing over phone] 143 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:05,914 He put me on hold. 144 00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:09,612 - [music playing from TV] - [groans] 145 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,788 [hold music continues over phone] 146 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:14,924 [sniffs] 147 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:18,262 Did you put on deodorant? 148 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:19,887 I forgot. 149 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:22,507 Dad, I know what you're thinking. Don't. 150 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,802 [? suspenseful music playing] 151 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:27,429 Uh- Mm. 152 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,849 No- I see you. 153 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:35,020 Dad, no... Uh-uh. Shh. 154 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:40,609 No. [grunts repeatedly and shrieks] 155 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,652 I'll be quick! 156 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,946 Well, I'm just gonna... 157 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,115 quickly finish... putting the dishes away. 158 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,586 - Gosh darn it! - [Martin] Where's my deodorant? 159 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:52,787 - Top drawer! - [groans] 160 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:57,082 Wow, you guys. These exclusive Chubbles Wubbington coins 161 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:59,294 are only available today. 162 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,629 Order now, guys. Don't miss out. 163 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:04,758 - [hold music continues] - [keypad beeps] 164 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,676 Barry, I'm on hold. 165 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:10,221 Oh. I thought I could use the phone while you were on hold. 166 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,515 What? No, how would that work? 167 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:14,266 [Martin] Locked myself in the bathroom. 168 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,893 Oh. [softly chuckles] Not again. 169 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:18,562 Why are you going to the garage? Dad's upstairs. 170 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:21,213 I know, but I gotta get the screwdriver to let him out. 171 00:07:21,214 --> 00:07:23,484 [Barry] Kiff, how do landlines work? 172 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,569 Barry, I don't know. But please just get off. 173 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:28,280 - I'm waiting for Glarbin. - [Barry] Glarbin Gloobin? 174 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,199 [Beryl] Kiff, do you know where the screwdriver is? 175 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,953 How are we all on the phone at the same time?! 176 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,535 Barry, just call for the coins on your phone! 177 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:38,040 Aw. I want to save my battery 178 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:40,626 for the event in case I take an extremely high-def video. 179 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,587 - I'm coming back in. - Mom! 180 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:44,922 - [Glarbin] Hello? - Yes, hello. I'm still here. 181 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,507 - [Barry] Hi, Glarbin! - Barry! 182 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:47,675 [keypad beeps] 183 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:48,759 [Glarbin] Thank you for holding. 184 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,870 Glarbin, what is it? Why are you calling? 185 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,639 [Glarbin] Well, you are actually one of the last two families 186 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,933 in Table Town to still have a landline. 187 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,435 And on behalf of the phone company, 188 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,646 we just wanted to say... 189 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,030 thank you. 190 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:04,776 [busy signal beeping] 191 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:08,488 [Martin] Hello? Is someone coming to get me out? 192 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,657 I can't find the screwdriver. 193 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:14,000 Oh, wait. You're looking for the screwdriver and the broom? 194 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:17,038 - Yes. - [chuckles] I was using both earlier. 195 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,500 What? Why? 196 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,920 [birds chirping] 197 00:08:29,718 --> 00:08:32,387 - I left them in your room. - [groans] 198 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,723 [? fast-paced music playing] 199 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,812 [? music ends] 200 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,690 Oh, Kiff, you got a little rip. 201 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:47,443 Must have happened while getting the broom and screwdriver. 202 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:50,030 Squirrel attack! 203 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,866 - [grunts] - [gasps, groans] 204 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:55,660 You've lost your walking around privileges! 205 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,252 That's fair. 206 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,214 [Kiff grunts] 207 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:02,958 [pants] 208 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,544 [grunts, groans] 209 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:09,299 Are we OTDR? 210 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:10,884 - Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm. 211 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:14,637 Let's go! 212 00:09:23,521 --> 00:09:25,815 What... now? 213 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,582 I can't go out there. The Pone is in his driveway. 214 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:32,821 Aw, he's with the Perm. They're still together. 215 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:34,824 - Who's the Perm? - Cherry Berry. 216 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,825 Yeah, no, it's a pretty new relationship, 217 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:39,245 but I'm letting myself be excited about it. 218 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,580 [shouts] We don't have time for this! 219 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,931 [inhales deeply] Let's... [inhales deeply] go! 220 00:09:43,932 --> 00:09:47,002 Come on, Martin. Just a little small talk. Then, we'll get in the car. 221 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,087 You want me to make small talk with that conversational 222 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:51,381 bag of quicksand and his new girlfriend? 223 00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,634 Nope. No way. 224 00:09:53,218 --> 00:09:55,887 [groans, yells] 225 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:01,392 ...okay? They come in their own plastic containers. 226 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,781 They have never been touched by hands. 227 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:05,772 [grunts] 228 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,192 [keypad beeping] 229 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:11,611 Who is she calling? 230 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,906 [? suspenseful music playing] 231 00:10:15,532 --> 00:10:16,907 [telephone ringing] 232 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,118 My landline? It's got to be important. 233 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,004 Brilliant. 234 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,046 Uh, Kiff... 235 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,548 ...there's a little ph- phone cord... 236 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,509 - Nope. - We're OTDR. 237 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,929 [inhales deeply, exhales deeply] 238 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,932 Okay. I'm okay now. 239 00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,101 Thank you, family. Barry. 240 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:03,288 [? suspenseful music playing] 241 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,297 [? sad trombone music plays] 242 00:11:12,347 --> 00:11:16,897 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 17577

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