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- ? Kiff! ? - [? theme music concludes]

- [laughs, inhales] - [laughs]

[narrator] Brought to you by Letterman's Alphabet Magnets.

They'll hold anything.

[Kiff] Mm. Mm-hmm.

Looking sharp, pal.

Aw, you clean up pretty nice as well.

Inside, we have everything we might need while attending

tonight's super fancy gala event

that I still can't believe we got tickets to.

Camera.

Autograph book.

- Wet naps. - Times four.

- Dry naps. - Times eight.

Speeches in case we get called on stage for some reason.

Two thank yous, and two I'm sorries.

Snacks in case we get hungry in between courses.

Well then, Kifferson, I do believe we are OTDR.

OTDR?

- Mm-hmm. - You know I love acronyms.

Mm-hmm.

Almost as much as I love guessing acronyms.

Mm-hmm. And this is a good one.

Okay, okay, don't tell me. Um, Over The Dang Routine.

- No. - Ah, darn.

Um, Orange Tie-Dye Rapscallion.

[chuckles] Do you really think that's what it is?

N- No. [chuckles] Uh, On The Dumb Radio?

Okay, I give up. What is OTDR?

Now, you hear people say, "I'm ready," all the time.

But are they?

Are they really ready?

[chuckles] Sure, they say they're ready,

but they just need to get a hat,

or brush their teeth,

or turn off the oven.

Yeah, people do do that.

OTDR is a specific type of ready where you can walk out the door.

You got your keys in your hand. You are Out The Door Ready.

[gasps] OTDR!

Mom, are you OTDR?

[sighs] Am I what?

[scoffs] Out The Door Ready.

You can't be while fumbling with your purse.

Now am I OTDR?

[chime of success]

I'm OTDR, too.

Just got to find my car keys.

- No! You're not even OTDR! - No! You're not OTDR!

You have to be ready to go. That's OTDR.

[laughs] Okay. Now I am.

Hey, I'm missing a cufflink.

Guess I was just regular ready. Uh, BRB.

[exhales] Hurry, Dad! We don't want to be late!

[footsteps pattering throughout house]

[door slamming shut]

Should we, turn on the TV while we wait?

[footsteps continue from upstairs]

- Martin? - [Martin] I can't find it!

Check the top right drawer!

Having the TV on might help pass the time.

But don't we want to stay OTDR?

[footsteps continue]

Uh, Mom, where are you going?

[Beryl] I'm just gonna quickly put the dishes away

while Dad finds his cufflink.

OMG. Can you believe this?

- Barry? Barry, no! - [plate shattering in kitchen]

[groans] Well, better get the broom from the garage.

[back door opening]

[actor over TV] You don't seem excited to see me.

- Found it. Where's your mom? - I take it I wasn't what you were expecting.

She's in the garage getting a broom to sweep up the plate

she dropped while putting the dishes away because she was waiting for you.

[actor over TV] ...for a while. Although sometimes...

Ooh, Smoldering Cove.

- [actor speaking on TV] - Dad, no!

What? I can be OTDR while sitting on the couch.

- [actor continues on TV] - Can't I?

Oh, well. Luckily,

I plan an extra 15 minutes into our schedule

for just this type of unexpected delay. Hm!

She doesn't know it yet, but I've secretly been taking...

trombone lessons.

[? dramatic music stinger]

[? dramatic music stingers]

[? breaking news music]

This just in: Our radar is picking up a severe thunderstorm

that will be blowing through Table Town in the next hour.

Residents should be prepared.

- Rain? - Kiff, is this thing outdoors?

I think it's indoor-outdoor.

Okay, I better get the umbrellas.

Do I get one?

Hmm. I think we have a fourth umbrella in the basement.

Where's your dad?

He's getting a fourth umbrella from the basement.

Well, I couldn't find the broom,

but I gotta get these broken pieces off the floor.

Oh, don't use your hands. You could get a sliver.

Oh, my ski gloves from the upstairs hall closet

that stores all our winter wear.

Your mom sure knows this house.

Okay, got the fourth umbrella.

Where's your mom?

[footsteps pattering throughout house]

Okay, where's your dad?

Okay, where's your mom?

All set. Where's your dad?

Now, I'm ready. Where's your mom?

- [Beryl] Where's your dad? - [Martin] Where's your mom?

- [Beryl] Where's your dad? - [Martin] Where's your mom?

- [Beryl] Where's your dad? - [Martin] Where's your mom?

- [Beryl] Where's your dad? - Where's your dad?

Oh...

No, wait. [laughs] I'm Dad.

[laughs] Where's your mom?

Okay, finally.

We are all OTDR, yes?

[? whimsical music playing]

[telephone ringing]

It's the landline.

Should we answer?

Ah, it could be important information about the venue.

Ugh, it could be the venue.

Okay, everyone stay here in OTDR position.

Don't move an O.

Don't budge a T, D, or R.

Hello?

[Glarbin] Yes, hello. This is Glarbin Gloobin.

It's Glarbin Gloobin, the town manager.

Sounds important.

Well, what can I do for you, Glarbin?

Uh, h- hold on a sec.

[hold music playing over phone]

He put me on hold.

- [music playing from TV] - [groans]

[hold music continues over phone]

[sniffs]

Did you put on deodorant?

I forgot.

Dad, I know what you're thinking. Don't.

[? suspenseful music playing]

Uh- Mm.

No- I see you.

Dad, no... Uh-uh. Shh.

No. [grunts repeatedly and shrieks]

I'll be quick!

Well, I'm just gonna...

quickly finish... putting the dishes away.

- Gosh darn it! - [Martin] Where's my deodorant?

- Top drawer! - [groans]

Wow, you guys. These exclusive Chubbles Wubbington coins

are only available today.

Order now, guys. Don't miss out.

- [hold music continues] - [keypad beeps]

Barry, I'm on hold.

Oh. I thought I could use the phone while you were on hold.

What? No, how would that work?

[Martin] Locked myself in the bathroom.

Oh. [softly chuckles] Not again.

Why are you going to the garage? Dad's upstairs.

I know, but I gotta get the screwdriver to let him out.

[Barry] Kiff, how do landlines work?

Barry, I don't know. But please just get off.

- I'm waiting for Glarbin. - [Barry] Glarbin Gloobin?

[Beryl] Kiff, do you know where the screwdriver is?

How are we all on the phone at the same time?!

Barry, just call for the coins on your phone!

Aw. I want to save my battery

for the event in case I take an extremely high-def video.

- I'm coming back in. - Mom!

- [Glarbin] Hello? - Yes, hello. I'm still here.

- [Barry] Hi, Glarbin! - Barry!

[keypad beeps]

[Glarbin] Thank you for holding.

Glarbin, what is it? Why are you calling?

[Glarbin] Well, you are actually one of the last two families

in Table Town to still have a landline.

And on behalf of the phone company,

we just wanted to say...

thank you.

[busy signal beeping]

[Martin] Hello? Is someone coming to get me out?

I can't find the screwdriver.

Oh, wait. You're looking for the screwdriver and the broom?

- Yes. - [chuckles] I was using both earlier.

What? Why?

[birds chirping]

- I left them in your room. - [groans]

[? fast-paced music playing]

[? music ends]

Oh, Kiff, you got a little rip.

Must have happened while getting the broom and screwdriver.

Squirrel attack!

- [grunts] - [gasps, groans]

You've lost your walking around privileges!

That's fair.

[Kiff grunts]

[pants]

[grunts, groans]

Are we OTDR?

- Uh-huh. - Mm-hmm.

Let's go!

What... now?

I can't go out there. The Pone is in his driveway.

Aw, he's with the Perm. They're still together.

- Who's the Perm? - Cherry Berry.

Yeah, no, it's a pretty new relationship,

but I'm letting myself be excited about it.

[shouts] We don't have time for this!

[inhales deeply] Let's... [inhales deeply] go!

Come on, Martin. Just a little small talk. Then, we'll get in the car.

You want me to make small talk with that conversational

bag of quicksand and his new girlfriend?

Nope. No way.

[groans, yells]

...okay? They come in their own plastic containers.

They have never been touched by hands.

[grunts]

[keypad beeping]

Who is she calling?

[? suspenseful music playing]

[telephone ringing]

My landline? It's got to be important.

Brilliant.

Uh, Kiff...

...there's a little ph- phone cord...

- Nope. - We're OTDR.

[inhales deeply, exhales deeply]

Okay. I'm okay now.

Thank you, family. Barry.

[? suspenseful music playing]

[? sad trombone music plays]

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