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[narrator 2] Brought to you

by Corky Rourke's compostable sporks!

Only available in bulk.

[? light-hearted music playing]

Not eating your crusts, huh? Ah, more for me.

Mm, mm. What a delightful meal. Five stars!

- [gulps] - Except for this old banana.

I'll just toss her in the trash.

- [? suspenseful music playing] - Barry, wait. I'll take it.

There are lots of uses for old bananas.

- [? suspenseful music continues] - [both gasp]

Thank you, friend! You've saved my life.

I'm a banana. [inhales] I'm forever indebted to you.

- Forever. And ever. - Whoa.

Is this one of those situations where I get a wish?

- No! - Oh.

But you do have my everlasting allegiance.

Hmm. So, no wish. Okay. All right.

[? whimsical jazz music playing]

[birds chirping]

- [whispers indistinctly] - [snickers]

- [laughs] - [chuckles] I know.

- [? music concludes] - [crickets chirping]

[? menacing music playing]

[? perky music playing]

All finished. Just gotta staple it. Oh!

That's okay. Patience is a virtue.

[? menacing music playing]

Hey, where's my banana?

- [screams, whimpers] - Give me the stapler!

- Kiff needs it! - What are you?

Whoa, uh, take it easy, Banana. I can wait.

Sorry about Banana. It's only been alive a day.

It's still learning.

Thanks.

[groans] Sorry I flew off the handle.

I just feel really passionate about your turn.

Won't happen again.

Aw, I get it.

Seeing as you have that allegiance thing.

Next time, just try to take your cues from me.

Okay, class, now draw a picture of your best friend

on the cover of your stapled project.

[? whimsical jazz music playing]

[? sinister music overlapping]

[group laughs]

- So, then Trevor- - Kiff, wanna hear a joke?

- Oh, okay. - [chuckling] Okay.

[? suspenseful music playing]

How does a banana answer the phone?

- "Yellow?" [chuckles] - [laughs]

[chuckles] Cool joke.

- Okay, so anyway, I- - Wait. Okay, Kiff.

- I have one more. - But I-

Did you say something?

- I was saying- - Oh, we can't hear you!

So, Kiff, how long does this, uh, allegiance thingy last?

It's everlasting!

- I saved its life! - Mm-hmm.

More water, anyone?

Careful, Barry! There's no chair.

Whoa. You almost fell on that open box of sporks.

Weird! [chuckles nervously] My chair was just there.

I wonder what happened to it.

Yeesh! That guy's so clumsy. What's his name? Barney?

Oh, Banana. [chuckles] You're funny.

You know his name is Barry.

[? menacing music playing]

- [school bell ringing] - Partner up, kids.

Today, we're looking at pond slime.

- [? cheery music playing] - Whoo-hoo.

[? music concludes]

Oh, my gosh, Kiff. I'm so sorry!

No worries. I'll just go wash off.

[? sinister music playing]

[floor tiles squeaking]

[whispers] Okay. You understand, yeah?

[squeals]

Barry, will you be my lab partner?

Sorry, I'll probably be Kiff's partner again,

like always.

[? sinister music continues]

Please, Barry! Um. Kiff actually said it's okay.

It's very important that you and I be lab partners...

[whispers] ...if you catch my drift.

[? music concludes]

I don't, but okay.

- [? curious music playing] - Oh! Barry picked Candle?

What? Okay, that's so messed up

because I thought you two were gonna be partners.

Yeah, so did I.

Hey, hey, don't be sad! Okay, wait, look at me.

- [vocalizes] - [? upbeat tune playing]

[snickers]

[sings] ? I'll be your partner ? [vocalizes]

You're a good partner, Banana. We're done early! What now?

[chuckles] What now?

Duh! I'll teach you my little dance from earlier.

Fun.

[vocalizes, sings] ? Yes, we are partners ?

- [chuckles] - [vocalizes]

I think that banana might have my dad in a basement somewhere.

Uh-huh. Hey, put the next piece of slime under the microscope,

will you, Canny?

[? tense music playing]

[gasps] Banana!

Hey, friend! Kiff's a little busy,

and she doesn't wanna talk to you right now.

[vocalizes, sings] ? We are partners ?

? Life partners ? [vocalizes]

- [? somber music playing] - [Barry sighs]

[? whimsical jazz music playing]

Something's not right with that banana.

I wanna do something, but I... I'm afraid

of its sharp energy and soft fist.

- No. I've gotta try! - [? heroic music playing]

[doorbell rings]

I need to talk to Kiff. Alone.

- Banana said she was with you. - What?

- [? tense music playing] - [laptop chimes, beeps]

Now, why is she all the way over there?

There's nothing over there except the Garden of Worms.

Barry, what is going on?

Okay, this is gonna sound crazy,

but I think Banana might be evil.

It's always shaking its fists, trying to get Kiff all alone.

And I think it might be the one who took my chair.

I knew there was something off about that piece of produce.

- Something must be done! - But what?

- I think I have an idea. - [? music fades]

[all munch]

Well, that takes care of being hungry.

But now, we really need a solution

to this rotten banana thing. [exhales]

Right? Now, what could take on an aggressive, sentient banana?

[? tense music playing]

I have an idea! Uh. How much money do you have?

Hmm.

[narrator 3] The Garden of Worms!

- [? spooky music playing] - [Banana] We're here!

Wait, Mom and Dad wanted to meet here?

At the compost heap, colloquially referred to

by local children like me as the Garden of Worms?

Yup, yup, yup. [chuckles]

Banana, have you seen my phone?

[? suspenseful music playing]

Well, you see, that's just it, Kiff.

You don't need your phone anymore.

- [? ominous music playing] - We don't need moms or dads

or schools or Barneys or anyone.

The only people we'd ever wanna talk to are right here.

I'm saying right here.

Wait, w... what? What do you mean?

You and me, baby, we're gonna live here.

- Thick as thieves. [wheezes] - [mud squelching]

[Banana] Forever and ever and ever and ever.

Oh! [chuckles] I almost forgot. Look.

I made you a bed out of eggshells

and that stuff people scoop out of pumpkins.

[hums]

[Kiff] Holy smokes. Banana's insane.

It's been trying to get me alone this entire time!

- [mud squelching] - [Banana hums]

Looking back, it's hard to believe

I made it this far into this whole thing.

- What was that? - Uh-

Thank you for doing that, Banana,

but I really think I should get home.

I see.

- [? dramatic music playing] - [chants indistinctly]

[cackles, chants indistinctly]

[cackles]

Let me go, Banana!

[shushes, echoes] Hush now.

I promise you'll be happier here with me. Trust me.

I didn't want to have to do this, but...

I command you to release me!

[groans] Must obey Kiff...

Yo, I'm just playing. [chuckles]

You actually have no power over me at all.

Um, but that was fun. [laughs]

- [engine revving] - ? Hoo-ha! ?

[? old Western music playing]

What is that?

Let's just say...

- ? Hoo-ha! ? - ...if you mow, you mow.

- [cheers] - [laughs]

[yells]

Don't worry, Kiff!

We're here to save you from that rotten banana!

[engine revving]

Dad, don't! You're gonna hurt it!

This tractor rental cost me a fortune.

We're doing this!

Okay, okay, I surrender!

Please, just take me back to Helen!

[group] Helen?

- [? music concludes] - ? Hoo-ha! ?

[gasps] My banana!

It's part of my "Bad Fruit" collection.

It's not weird.

It's just like having a fish tank.

Flashback, the cafeteria at the beginning of the episode.

[? light-hearted music playing]

Not eating your crusts, huh? Ah, more for me.

It must have hitched a ride with me to school

and swapped places with a normal banana...

[? music concludes]

...which I guess I've been talking to

for the past two days.

[chuckles] That's funny! Good listener, actually.

- [? upbeat music playing] - Well, you're back now.

You can help me proofread my new collection of poems.

[groans] Wait! [grunts]

Can I say one last thing to Kiff?

Nope!

[munches] Just in case.

[? music concludes]

- [? moody rock music playing] - [snores]

[Bad Fruits snickering]

[Bad Apple] Don't mind if I do.

- [chuckles] - Oh-ho!

Look who it is! Big Banana!

Miss "I'm gonna leave the kitchen"!

- [laughs] - [laughs] Not so slippery now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, deal me in. I missed you clowns.

[? theme music playing]

[? theme music concludes]

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