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- [? theme music playing]
- ? Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Yeah! ?
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- ? Kiff! ?
- [? theme music concludes]
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- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
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[both laughing]
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[narrator 1] Brought to you
by Peddlers of Patio Prairie.
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Will you be the first player
in history to finish a game?
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- [Kiff] Sleepover night!
- [Barry] Sleepover night!
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[? thrilling music playing
over TV]
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So, it's Friday night.
What are you crazy kids gonna do
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with your fancy
sleepover bedtime of 10:30 p.m.?
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You really just wanna sit here
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and watch the nightly news
with us?
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Yeah, it's grown-up! It's cool.
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[Sally over TV]
More on that cerebral hematoma
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- coming up later.
- [both groan]
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[? thrilling music continues]
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Our top story tonight,
Snailey's Comet,
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the confusingly named
lightning-fast comet
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that only comes around
every 500 years,
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will be visible tonight
over Table Town.
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- [gasps]
- [exclaims]
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That's right.
Visible for one minute,
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- tonight only, at 4:00 a.m.
- [both groan]
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- [? perky music playing]
- I mean,
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we have to set
a 4:00 a.m. alarm.
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[chuckling]
We gotta see that comet.
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Wake me up at 4:00 a.m.?
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"Don't talk to me
until I've had my eggs Benedict,
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"which I eat after 7:00 a.m.
at the ea-"
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Oh. "Earliest." Yeah. Okay.
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What if we didn't have to get up
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- because we already were up?
- [? dubious music playing]
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I'm saying, what if
me and Bar stay up all night?
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- [group] Oh!
- Yeah.
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I don't know.
Growing kids need sleep.
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Marty, let's let 'em try it.
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- It's cute. Trust me...
- [both snicker]
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...they'll be sawing logs
within the hour.
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All right. If you wanna try
and stay up for the comet,
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we'll allow it.
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But you gotta brush your teeth
and stay in your PJs.
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No TV and no being noisy
and waking us up.
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- Deal!
- Deal!
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[? cheerful music playing]
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[? cheerful music builds]
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[? music concludes]
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This is gonna be
a piece of cake.
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- [? quirky music playing]
- It's already 10:30.
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We're just
five and a half hours away
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from comet time, baby.
[chuckles]
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I eat five
and a half hours for breakfast.
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- [stomach growls]
- Breakfast?
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If we went to sleep now,
we'd be eating breakfast
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before we know it.
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No, no, no, no.
We snooze, we lose. Agreed?
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Okay, now let's pass some time.
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[? light-hearted music playing]
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[breathes deeply]
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[shredder whirring]
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[camera shutter clicking]
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[? music concludes]
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All right!
Well, I think we've earned it.
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Let's check that clock!
Seventeen minutes?
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It's only been 17 minutes?
How is that possible?
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We have to pass
so much more time.
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Well, we can take comfort
in knowing
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that we organized
your board games
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- and found your dad's passport.
- Yeah, yeah. Wait! Board games!
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[? quirky music playing]
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[blows]
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[Barry]
"Peddlers of Patio Prairie."
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Mm-hmm. Dad and Uncle Pat
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tried to get me
to play this one.
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It's super complicated.
It'll take at least half an hour
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just to put together
all the pieces.
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- Nice try, time!
- [both laugh menacingly]
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[? dramatic music playing]
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- [yawns]
- [yawns]
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Done. Okay.
[groans] How do we play?
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[groans, breathes deeply] Okay.
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- [? dubious music playing]
- "The player board...
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"The player board keeps track
of your resource cubes.
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"Most resource icons
refer to resource cubes,
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"but resource...
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[yawns] "...icons
with brown boxes indicate
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"the production of that resource
and not the cube itself."
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Huh, now that I think
about it... [grunts]
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...some of the sleepiest times
in my life have been
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while someone was reading
the instructions
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to a convoluted board game.
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- [groans softly, mumbles]
- [? sinister music playing]
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[yelps, pants]
We almost fell asleep! No!
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What if we can't stop ourselves?
What if we miss the comet?
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[groans] Barry, look!
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That little scare
kind of woke me up.
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I think getting scared
keeps you awake!
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Where are you going with this?
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- [? ominous music playing]
- And they never found his elbow.
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And that little girl was me.
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If the house was boarded up,
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where was
all the slime coming from?
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- [crickets chirping]
- [owl hooting]
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There's a ghost
over there, like,
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a boy with wet hair.
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Oh. Perfect.
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- [grunts heavily]
- [groans]
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[yelps] I can't do it, Kiff.
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My brain's not strong enough
to keep itself awake.
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- Mine neither.
- I mean, how cool is this
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Snailey's Comet thing anyway?
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Right? Yeah. I mean, plus,
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what with the way
science is going,
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we'll probably live
another 500 years anyway.
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We'll just catch it next time.
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That's really sounding right
to me.
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I say we just agree
to meet back up
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in another 500 years
and try again.
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So, um, bed?
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Race ya! [yawns]
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[? thrilling music playing
over TV]
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[Sally over TV]
Special breaking news bulletin,
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Snailey's Comet
has released a statement
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announcing this will be
its last visit
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through our night skies
before it retires
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to the Klaxar V Nebula,
which is basically
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like a chill beach town area
in outer space,
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if you're unfamiliar.
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So, just to clarify,
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this truly will be
a once in a lifetime event.
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Even if you live 500
more years, it won't matter.
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It's tonight or never,
Kiff and Barry!
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- [gasps]
- [gasps]
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We have to do this.
If we miss this comet,
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we will regret it
for the next 500 years,
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what with the way
science is going.
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Maybe it's time we used science.
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[? exciting
techno music playing]
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- [? music concludes]
- Will it work?
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[Kiff] Only one way to find out.
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[? intriguing music playing]
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[yawns]
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[? perky music playing]
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[machine whirring]
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[? music concludes]
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- [laughs] It works!
- [laughs]
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[crickets chirping]
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- [objects clattering]
- [metal clanging]
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[yawns, groans]
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[water gun hisses, squeaks]
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Bar! Bar! Look alive!
I think we ran out of water.
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- Wow, look!
- [? funky music playing]
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We didn't fall asleep.
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- We're not gonna miss the comet.
- O-M-G! The comet!
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I almost totally forgot
why we're even doing this.
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- Let's check the time.
- [? music concludes]
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- [both] 05:02? What?
- [? dramatic music playing]
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[Barry screams] No!
What was this all for?
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[Martin exhales] Hmm.
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- [grunts, pants]
- [sobbing] No, no, no, no!
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[sobbing] No, no!
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No, no, no, no, no, no! No, no!
[pants]
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That was sublime. I can die now.
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- [wails]
- [? gloomy music playing]
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Snailey's Comet flew by
an hour ago...
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This is the worst thing
that's ever happened to us!
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...and we were
just sitting inside,
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- getting splashed in the face...
- [groans] It hurts!
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It hurts in my bones!
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...like a couple
of splash-faced dummies?
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[? gentle
instrumental music playing]
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Uh, hello? We're trying
to wallow over here?
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[sings] ? Look outside
It's a brand-new day today ?
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? The sun's coming up ?
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? It'll only happen once
today ?
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[birds chirping]
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[Nice Old Guy] ? Yesterday's old
Today's brand-new ?
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? The world outside ?
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- ? Is waiting for you ?
- [croaks]
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[Nice Old Guy]
? And so, it's time to say ?
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? Good morning to the birds ?
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- ? In the trees ?
- [birds chirp]
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[Nice Old Guy]
? Good morning to the flowers ?
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- ? And the bees ?
- [yawns]
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? Good morning
to the rising sun ?
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? Good morning to everyone ?
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? Look outside
It's a brand-new day today ?
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? Sun's coming up ?
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? It'll only happen once
today ?
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? Yesterday's old
Today's brand-new ?
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? The world outside
is waiting for you ?
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? I promise you that
you're not still dreaming ?
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? The sunrise gives
a special kind of feeling ?
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? And so, it's time to say ?
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? Good morning
to the birds in the trees ?
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? Good morning to the flowers
and the bees ?
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? Good morning
to the rising sun ?
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? Good morning to everyone ?
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[Barry, Kiff] ? Good morning
to the birds in the trees ?
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- [goats yawn]
- [Nice Old Guy] ? Good morning ?
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[all] ? Good morning
to the flowers and the bees ?
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[Nice Old Guy] ? Good morning ?
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? Good morning
to the rising sun ?
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? Good morning to everyo- ?
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[resident]
It's 5:00 in the morning!
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Keep it down!
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- [? music concludes]
- Yup. Sorry.
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So beautiful.
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Well, I hope you enjoyed that
'cause I immediately forget
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every song I play.
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I guess you could say
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that was a once in a lifetime
experience y'all had.
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Goodbye now.
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Cool.
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