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[narrator 2] Brought to you by Kayla and Layla's long, lengthy cables.

With us, the world is your outlet.

I can't believe it.

Barry's not who I thought he was.

Our friendship is over.

[grunts, sighs]

Thanks, pal.

Our friendship has never been stronger, and that will never change.

[Martin] What's this now?

This email is saying we've won an all-expenses-paid trip to Cocina Island.

- It's a scam, Dad. - Oh, no. You're mistaken, Kiff.

It says here it's not a scam.

Beryl, help!

[Barry and Kiff] No, no, no!

[all scream]

I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Dad.

Oh, oh, uh.

Hmm. [slurps]

And thanks for letting me invite Barry.

It wouldn't be a family vacation without him.

Glad to... [slurps] ...have you, Barry.

Now, if you'll excuse us,

Barry and I are gonna get into some wholesome mischief before we get to Cocina Island.

[both laugh]

[chuckles] How about her?

She's a billionaire. Husband disappeared at sea years ago.

She loves somersaults and has amazing hearing.

You got one right, but I'll never tell.

You two making up stories about the passengers?

I used to do that with my best friend.

Until the incident.

Good luck. [grunts]

- Hello! - Whoa!

I'm Rhonda, the resort manager. Let me give you all the tour.

This is our lobby. The ice sculpture's a new addition.

Now, this room comes with a TV, a hot tub, a cool safe. The kids get their own bed.

[both laughing]

And the parents have their own room!

And this is all free?

[grunts, laughing]

[both laughing]

[chuckles] This place is so cool. Let's go exploring, Bar.

How are the Chatterleys doing?

And Barry?

Perfect. Wouldn't change a thing.

Same here.

Here are your Chubbles Wubbingtons.

And these are...

Free. They're free Chubbles Wubbingtons, yes.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

[laughs, slurps]

Wow, my best friend and I used to clink glasses just like that.

[whispers] Remember, nothing lasts.

Except heartbreak.

Uh, Beryl, could I get a nut to tip the piano player?

Here you go, Barrington.

Barry, that hotel manager has me worried.

Which hotel manager?

The one who keeps foretelling something bad happening to our friendship.

Ah, Kiff, I wouldn't worry. I guarantee that will never happen to us.

Yeah. Hmm.

Hey, Barry. Where'd you go?

Go? I didn't go anywhere. [laughs] Lol.

Yes, you did.

Uh, well, I guess we gotta agree to disagree, Kifster.

[snores]

"Kifster?" What?

[both laughing]

[gasps]

I found three nuts at the bottom of the pool!

- Nice, babe. - Whoo!

[yawns] I'm so sleepy.

But it's only 11:00 a.m. Didn't you get any sleep last night?

Of course, Kifster. I just need to rest my eyes for a bit.

Hmm.

Mom, I'm worried about Barry. He's been acting weird.

Kiff, we're on vacation. You're allowed to be weird.

Yeah, but still.

Just talk to him. You and Barry are so close, he'll definitely open up.

[sighs]

- [sniffles, sighs] - Hey, Rhonda. Um...

Can you talk more about the destruction of your relationship

with your best friend and the events that led to it?

I'm asking for a friend. A different one.

What kind of monster would do something like this?

Is this a puddle of your tears?

No. [sobs]

Someone came in the dead of night and melted the ice sculpture.

I'm gonna get fired!

Wait, someone melted it? Last night? Instead of sleeping?

[sighs]

[snores, smacks lips]

Okay, right over here.

Thank you.

[groans]

[laughing]

[voice echoes, distorted laughter]

Barry? Barry? Barry?

[laughs evilly, screams]

[gasps, pants]

Barry, why is that cord so long?

It's so you can use this anywhere. No limits, baby.

Oh, this dryer gets so hot.

It's practically melting my face.

Wanna tell bedtime stories?

Sure.

Before we start, I... I wanna tell you something.

Today at the buffet, I filled up the same ice cream cone five times.

Yeah, I know it was bad of me, but I just got the urge to be a little bad.

It's vacation behavior, I guess. Away from home and the rules, you know?

Yeah.

Anyway, I think it's so great you and I are close enough

that we can tell each other about the darkness hidden within our hearts.

Oh, me too.

So, do you have anything like that that you might wanna tell me about?

Yes, I do.

You tell amazing bedtime stories.

Top-notch. Okay, good night. [snores]

[sighs] My sweet, weird, broken, Barry.

[snores, sighs]

Brilliant.

Wait? Barry didn't take the hairdryer.

Maybe he's not the melter.

But if he isn't the melter, then what is he doing?

[gasps]

I can't believe it.

Barry's not who I thought he was.

Our friendship is over...

is what I would say if I was completely crazy,

but I'm only a little crazy,

so I'm gonna force Barry to confront this problem.

Here is your dinner. The young squirrel ordered the special.

What's this now?

That's the question. What is this now, Barry?

[Rhonda] Wait!

When I confronted my best friend, my only regret

was that it wasn't dramatic enough.

[? dramatic piano music playing]

You may proceed. [grunts]

Barry, you have a problem.

A very, very unusual problem.

But that's not what hurts.

What hurts is that you aren't talking to me about it.

Please, Barry, tell me about your weird problem.

Don't let this ruin our friendship.

Kiff, I am touched that you care about me so much

that you would confront me in such an exposing way.

But I have no idea what you're talking about.

Barry, I know you sneak out in the middle of the night and melt ice sculptures.

[gasps]

My word!

I knew it! Citizen's arrest!

Uh, Kiff, no.

[? sentimental piano music playing]

You know, the Chatterleys are a real special family.

I've known them for a long time now.

And when they invited me to join them on this family vacation,

I thought, wow, what a special bunch of squirrels.

How could I ever repay them for such a kind gesture, you may ask?

And then it dawned on me.

A song.

So, yes, I have been sneaking out every night,

but it's all been to take secretive night piano lessons with this kind musician.

So, the Chatterleys...

this one's for you.

- [? sloppy piano playing] - ? Thank you, the Chatterleys ? ? Thank you, the Chatterleys ?

? Thanks for inviting me It's made me so happy... ?

Oh, wow, I was way off.

That still doesn't explain what happened to my ice sculpture!

I mean, it's hot here. Maybe it just melted.

Oh, wow. I was way off. [groans]

Hey, yeah, turns out ice melts.

Sorry I blamed you.

[gasps] I love you too. Back to besties?

[singing out of tune] ? It's made me so happy Thank you ?

- Thank you. - [applause]

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