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[narrator 2] Brought to you
by Kayla and Layla's long, lengthy cables.
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With us,
the world is your outlet.
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I can't believe it.
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Barry's not
who I thought he was.
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Our friendship is over.
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[grunts, sighs]
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Thanks, pal.
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Our friendship has never
been stronger, and that will never change.
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[Martin] What's this now?
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This email is saying we've won
an all-expenses-paid trip to Cocina Island.
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- It's a scam, Dad.
- Oh, no. You're mistaken, Kiff.
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It says here it's not a scam.
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Beryl, help!
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[Barry and Kiff] No, no, no!
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[all scream]
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I'm sorry I ever
doubted you, Dad.
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Oh, oh, uh.
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Hmm. [slurps]
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And thanks for letting me
invite Barry.
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It wouldn't be a family vacation
without him.
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Glad to... [slurps]
...have you, Barry.
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
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Barry and I are gonna get into some wholesome
mischief before we get to Cocina Island.
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[both laugh]
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[chuckles] How about her?
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She's a billionaire.
Husband disappeared at sea years ago.
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She loves somersaults
and has amazing hearing.
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You got one right,
but I'll never tell.
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You two making up stories
about the passengers?
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I used to do that
with my best friend.
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Until the incident.
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Good luck. [grunts]
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- Hello!
- Whoa!
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I'm Rhonda, the resort manager.
Let me give you all the tour.
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This is our lobby.
The ice sculpture's a new addition.
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Now, this room comes with a TV, a hot tub, a cool safe.
The kids get their own bed.
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[both laughing]
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And the parents
have their own room!
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And this is all free?
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[grunts, laughing]
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[both laughing]
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[chuckles]
This place is so cool. Let's go exploring, Bar.
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How are the Chatterleys doing?
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And Barry?
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Perfect.
Wouldn't change a thing.
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Same here.
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Here are your
Chubbles Wubbingtons.
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And these are...
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Free. They're free
Chubbles Wubbingtons, yes.
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Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
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[laughs, slurps]
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Wow, my best friend and I used
to clink glasses just like that.
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[whispers]
Remember, nothing lasts.
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Except heartbreak.
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Uh, Beryl, could I get
a nut to tip the piano player?
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Here you go, Barrington.
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Barry, that hotel manager
has me worried.
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Which hotel manager?
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The one who keeps foretelling
something bad happening to our friendship.
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Ah, Kiff, I wouldn't worry.
I guarantee that will never happen to us.
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Yeah. Hmm.
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Hey, Barry. Where'd you go?
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Go? I didn't go anywhere.
[laughs] Lol.
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Yes, you did.
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Uh, well, I guess we gotta
agree to disagree, Kifster.
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[snores]
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"Kifster?" What?
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[both laughing]
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[gasps]
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I found three nuts
at the bottom of the pool!
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- Nice, babe.
- Whoo!
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[yawns] I'm so sleepy.
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But it's only 11:00 a.m.
Didn't you get any sleep last night?
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Of course, Kifster.
I just need to rest my eyes for a bit.
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Hmm.
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Mom, I'm worried about Barry.
He's been acting weird.
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Kiff, we're on vacation.
You're allowed to be weird.
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Yeah, but still.
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Just talk to him. You and Barry
are so close, he'll definitely open up.
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[sighs]
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- [sniffles, sighs]
- Hey, Rhonda. Um...
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Can you talk more
about the destruction of your relationship
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with your best friend
and the events that led to it?
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I'm asking for a friend.
A different one.
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What kind of monster
would do something like this?
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Is this a puddle of your tears?
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No. [sobs]
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Someone came in the dead of
night and melted the ice sculpture.
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I'm gonna get fired!
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Wait, someone melted it?
Last night? Instead of sleeping?
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[sighs]
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[snores, smacks lips]
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Okay, right over here.
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Thank you.
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[groans]
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[laughing]
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[voice echoes,
distorted laughter]
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Barry? Barry? Barry?
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[laughs evilly, screams]
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[gasps, pants]
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Barry, why is that cord so long?
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It's so you can
use this anywhere. No limits, baby.
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Oh, this dryer gets so hot.
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It's practically melting
my face.
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Wanna tell bedtime stories?
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Sure.
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Before we start, I...
I wanna tell you something.
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Today at the buffet, I filled up
the same ice cream cone five times.
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Yeah, I know it was bad of me,
but I just got the urge to be a little bad.
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It's vacation behavior, I guess.
Away from home and the rules, you know?
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I think it's so great
you and I are close enough
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that we can tell each other
about the darkness hidden within our hearts.
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Oh, me too.
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So, do you have anything
like that that you might wanna tell me about?
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Yes, I do.
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You tell amazing
bedtime stories.
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Top-notch.
Okay, good night. [snores]
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[sighs]
My sweet, weird, broken, Barry.
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[snores, sighs]
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Brilliant.
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Wait?
Barry didn't take the hairdryer.
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Maybe he's not the melter.
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But if he isn't the melter,
then what is he doing?
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[gasps]
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I can't believe it.
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Barry's not who
I thought he was.
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Our friendship is over...
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is what I would say
if I was completely crazy,
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but I'm only a little crazy,
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so I'm gonna force Barry
to confront this problem.
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Here is your dinner.
The young squirrel ordered the special.
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What's this now?
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That's the question.
What is this now, Barry?
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[Rhonda] Wait!
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When I confronted
my best friend, my only regret
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was that it wasn't
dramatic enough.
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[? dramatic piano music playing]
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You may proceed. [grunts]
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Barry, you have a problem.
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A very, very unusual problem.
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But that's not what hurts.
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What hurts is that
you aren't talking to me about it.
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Please, Barry, tell me
about your weird problem.
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Don't let this ruin
our friendship.
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Kiff, I am touched
that you care about me so much
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that you would confront me
in such an exposing way.
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But I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Barry, I know you sneak out in the middle
of the night and melt ice sculptures.
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[gasps]
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My word!
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I knew it! Citizen's arrest!
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Uh, Kiff, no.
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[? sentimental
piano music playing]
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You know, the Chatterleys
are a real special family.
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I've known them
for a long time now.
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And when they invited me to join
them on this family vacation,
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I thought, wow, what a special
bunch of squirrels.
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How could I ever repay them
for such a kind gesture, you may ask?
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And then it dawned on me.
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A song.
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So, yes, I have been
sneaking out every night,
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but it's all been to take secretive
night piano lessons with this kind musician.
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So, the Chatterleys...
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this one's for you.
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- [? sloppy piano playing]
- ? Thank you, the Chatterleys ? ? Thank you, the Chatterleys ?
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? Thanks for inviting me
It's made me so happy... ?
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Oh, wow, I was way off.
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That still doesn't explain
what happened to my ice sculpture!
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I mean, it's hot here.
Maybe it just melted.
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Oh, wow. I was way off. [groans]
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Hey, yeah, turns out ice melts.
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Sorry I blamed you.
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[gasps] I love you too.
Back to besties?
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[singing out of tune]
? It's made me so happy Thank you ?
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- Thank you.
- [applause]
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