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? Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff, Kiff, Kiff! ?
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? Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Yeah! ?
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? Kiff! ?
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- [chuckles]
- [laughs]
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[both laughing]
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[narrator 1]
Brought to you by Hugo's Ergonomic Chairs.
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Behind every behind.
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Oh, my gosh, I'm so bored.
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Wow, I haven't seen Candle
this bored since,
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well, never,
because I don't have eyes.
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I'm a tail.
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[all laughing]
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Oh, my gosh. I'm laughing.
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Oh, are you?
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Well, I can't hear nothing
because I don't have ears.
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I'm a tail.
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[laughing]
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[Barry]
That's my best friend's tail.
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[laughing]
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Okay, all right, thank you.
Cheeks in seats.
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And now, please welcome
Principal Secretary.
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[applause]
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Thank you so much, Taily.
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Students, it is my honor
to announce
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that we are going to be holding
elections for class president!
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[oohing]
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[chattering]
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We will be dipping our toes
into my favorite sea...
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democracy.
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- Yes, Billiam.
- I nominate Candle for president.
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Candle accepts.
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I'd like to nominate Reggie.
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Excellent choice.
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Can I nominate Barry?
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You could, but I'll probably
just toss that nom over to Kiff.
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Oh, Bar, I don't know
what to say except...
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I accept.
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I look forward
to doing a ton of work,
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literally toiling
day and night to-
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Oh, I changed my mind.
I would like to retract my nomination.
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Same.
No point running against Kiff.
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All right. Anybody else want in?
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Nobody?
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No one?
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Okay.
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Thanks, P.S.
And thank you, Table Town School.
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Fear not. Though I run alone,
I... I will do my best to earn every vote.
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- Mr. RiPeppa is running?
- What?
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A teacher can't run
against a student.
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A teacher can run
against a student.
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[grunting]
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Turns out there's no rule
that says class president must be a student.
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But why would Mr. RiPeppa
even wanna be class president?
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Nobody told you.
The job comes with an ergonomic chair.
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Word on the street is
Mr. RiPeppa's been eyeing it for years.
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Well, we're gonna run
a good, clean campaign.
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I'm sure the voters
will make the right choice. Me.
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Okay, here we go.
"Kiff, making the diff."
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Love it.
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Or "Win wiff Kiff."
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- Even better.
- Or how about "Kiff's-"
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[Trevor]
Campaign needs a new manager.
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[laughs evilly]
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Trevor?
How long have you been here?
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Your sister let me in
about an hour ago.
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What you need is a savage ad.
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[laughs] No, Trevor,
Kiff doesn't want to go savage.
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That's not how
we're playing this one.
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Get off your high horse.
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I've made a video
that will take RiPeppa down.
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Guaranteed.
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Geez. I don't want
to take him down.
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I just want him to drop out
of the race like everybody else.
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All right. Well, if you need me,
I'll be around.
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[snores]
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[snores]
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[farts]
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The competition's gonna have to wake up
if they want a chance to win this election.
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[snores, gasps]
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I think we have this election
buttoned-up.
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[laughs] 'Cause of the buttons.
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[whimpers]
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- [PA beeps]
- [Mr. RiPeppa] Now, if you vote for me,
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the cafeteria will be
catered by Cafe Penguino.
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Uh, there will also be
no more pop quizzes or any quizzes.
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And we will turn
the basketball court into an ice rink.
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And the ice rink
into a baseball diamond.
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- Every day will be Friday.
- [grunting]
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- We love you!
- [all cheering]
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[Barry grunts] Come on!
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[groans] Nothing's working.
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I'm sorry, Kiff. I...
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[Trevor] Need a miracle?
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Huh?
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[banging]
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Trevor?
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[Trevor] Yeah. [grunts]
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Help.
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Thanks, Sweepy.
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Okay, Trev.
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I'm all out of options.
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About that savage ad?
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[laughs]
Yeah, I knew you'd come around.
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Say the word, and I'll forward this
baby to every student in Table Town.
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No, Kiff, please watch it first
to make sure it's not... too savage.
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Oh, it's savage.
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Brace yourselves.
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Fresh ground... pepper?
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No way! I don't like pepper!
Pepper stinks!
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[Trevor] My name is Kiff,
and I approve this message.
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[exclaims] Peppa stinks!
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[laughs evilly]
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Oh, I told you it was bad.
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Trevor, no.
I... I can't believe you...
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This is your savage video?
I can't use this.
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[Candle] Can't use what?
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I made a savage ad.
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[clamoring]
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Yes! Oh, my gosh! Savage...
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[chattering]
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Barry, what do I do?
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Kiff, these are the voters.
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They want to like you.
They want to trust you.
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Talk to them. Be yourself.
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[sighs]
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All right,
thanks for coming out. How we doing?
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Can I get a whoop-whoop
from Table Town Scoop?
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Ooh. [chuckles]
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[groans]
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Oh, what a crowd!
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I haven't seen
this many people since...
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Well, never, because
I don't have eyes, I'm a tail!
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- [all laughing]
- [screams] Taily!
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This is peak comedy!
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Okay. [chuckles]
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Now that I have your attention,
let's get serious.
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Who wants a button?
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Who wants a button?
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- Yeah!
- Taily!
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[clamoring]
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[student]
Gimme, gimme! I want one!
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And that's why I promise
a button for every student.
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Because at the end of the day,
I am a student.
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Ooh. [chuckles]
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[chomps] Mmm.
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Hey, guess what?
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This guy steals sandwiches
out of the faculty lounge refrigerator.
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[all gasp]
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Hey, no... now look here.
That was one time.
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"Look here?" Well, I can't.
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Because...
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[all] I don't have eyes,
I'm a tail.
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[all laughing, cheering]
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This is peak comedy!
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[laughing, cheering continues]
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Yeah!
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Hey, everybody. Look at me.
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I'm also a tail. [chuckles]
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[student] Derivative!
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[all booing and hissing]
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[cheering]
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Ain't nothing like
the real thing, baby!
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[chuckles]
Wow, Taily sure is funny.
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But aren't you Taily?
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Well... Oh.
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[exclaims]
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So, I've been eavesdropping.
You're welcome.
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And nobody's voting RiPeppa.
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And nobody did.
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Yes! Kiff, that means you won!
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We did it! We did it!
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No, no, no.
Kiff only received two votes.
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Then who won?
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- Taily.
- Huh?
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Well, Kiff and Barry,
you did your best,
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but it appears that Tail
must now lead. Congrats, Taily.
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Thank you.
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Yes, I look forward
to many long nights
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discussing the minutiae
of middle school policy and administrative tasks.
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Nope, I changed my mind.
[laughs] I can't be president. Uh, I'm a-
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[chuckles] Tail, yes, I know.
But the people have spoken.
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[humming]
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My first order as president...
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is...
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to make Kiff president.
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What?
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Here, Kiff, have a seat.
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And, uh... do all the work,
'cause I'm...
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[yawns]
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just... [snores]
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Hmm. For a book this big,
I'm not really seeing much to suggest here.
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- Great!
- What a rule book!
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What a chair!
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- [Barry] Whee!
- [Kiff laughs]
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