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[insects chirping]
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[Moritz] Ducks, sheep, goats, llamas.
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All herd animals. Followers.
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Totally dependent weaklings.
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They do everything in groups.
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Anyone who's ever been in a WhatsApp group
knows what groups are capable of.
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Or rather, what they're incapable of.
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Tigers. Bears.
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Leopards. Eagles. All loners.
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Uncompromising. Effective. Determined.
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-Without any help from others.
-[muffled chatter]
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Sure, people who make
their decisions on their own
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don't have the best reputation
at the moment,
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but it's not like we're running
a nation here. It's just a company.
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It's not about trying to please everyone.
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It's about the boss pursuing his vision
without people always getting in his way.
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-[man] Ah.
-Huh?
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What's this? Python?
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TypeScript? JavaScript? Or Rust?
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I managed a term in computer science
at uni, but then I failed maths.
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-[man] Classic, yeah? [laughing]
-A shop system.
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For…
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[cows mooing]
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Um… dairy farmers.
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Yeah, digitalisation stops for no one.
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Are they a demanding client, then?
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Kind of. Unfortunately,
they're getting a little…
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…impatient here, Moritz.
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The crash was almost two weeks ago.
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We're currently losing a daily net revenue
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of at least 50,000 euros.
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That's a high number, very high.
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If we come back with a simple fix, people
will know straight away it was a crash,
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and that damages their trust in us.
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And because of that,
we have to sell this as a relaunch, okay?
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The only way to manage that
is a comprehensive update.
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Total makeover.
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MyDrugs 2.0 will change the way
people sell drugs online forever,
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whilst also making everybody in this room
very, very rich.
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I think that's worth waiting for, right?
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[Beeke in Dutch] OK, Mr Jobs.
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[male teacher] Then we just have to sit
back and hope everything goes well.
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Is it well paid at least?
Or is it a favour for a friend?
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I don't work for friends.
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[Moritz typing]
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Are you working to a deadline?
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The official launch is
this Sunday at midnight?
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[countdown beeping]
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That certain?
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I'm the CEO of this company.
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If I say that's the date, that's the date.
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The site is as good as done.
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Yay!
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Ah! That's really great.
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So send off your test run,
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then you can focus
on studying all weekend.
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[laptop beeping]
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-[buzzer]
-Ugh!
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[laughing]
That doesn't look very finished.
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Did you update the dependencies?
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NPM… mmm, is always tricky.
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-[buzzer]
-[male teacher] Ugh!
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[groans]
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Or I guess you could ask Lennard for help.
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-He's great with computers.
-[indistinct chatter, laughter]
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[students cheering]
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Ooh!
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-Trouble in paradise?
-I can handle it myself.
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[students jeering]
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[singing, clapping]
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See you later, Mo.
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-[all singing] Study day-ay-ay!
-[girl] Hey!
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[all] Study, study, study, study day!
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-[groans]
-[all] Study day!
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-[all] Study day-ay-ay!
-[girl] Hey!
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[muffled singing]
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[traffic noise playing over headphones]
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[countdown beeping]
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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
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[upbeat rock music playing]
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[male TV presenter]
They sell drugs on the internet.
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And they do it fast.
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These extremely sophisticated criminals
run an entirely cash-free operation.
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Payments are made
with the modern cyber currency Bitcoin.
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The drugs are then sent out to locations
all around the world
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in standard-looking envelopes.
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As simple and discreet as Amazon or eBay.
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And that's exactly what makes
the situation so dangerous.
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CASE FILE X UNSOLVED
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That's very informative. So,
how do you hunt criminals on the internet?
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People often believe that it's like,
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-well, you know, The Matrix or something.
-Hmm.
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Even online dealers leave the house.
That's the moment we catch them.
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Now they appear to have
something very big planned.
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Could you shed some light on that for us?
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Yes, we expect that this weekend
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an entirely new version of their shop
will go online.
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A wider range, faster delivery,
better security for the clients.
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Well, I mean, for the drug addicts.
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If you have witnessed something
like this happening at a postbox
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or parcel collection point near you,
call the number below
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or use the new contact form
that can be found on our website.
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That's all for this week
on Akte X ungelöst.
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Stay alert and don't let anyone
play you like a fool.
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I shouldn't have shaved.
I look gay, right?
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The IT department is still working
on restoring a laptop
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that belonged to that dead dealer.
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I'm almost certain that once we get
access to the files--
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No, I put a stop to that.
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Excuse me? After all that time
I spent on that laptop?
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Yeah, I know you did. Too much.
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I know you wanted this case
to be something special.
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A fantastic Hollywood story about
a couple of computer freaks from Winden.
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Rinseln.
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Benedikt, in real life,
the murderer's almost always the husband.
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And with drugs,
it's a foreigner with a record, okay?
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Hey, that's not racist, man!
Statistics don't lie.
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[laughing]
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If you really have to work
with a computer,
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then scroll through the criminal records.
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And hey, please don't be too disappointed
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if it turns out that your M1000
looks like Eko Fresh.
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He's a famous rapper.
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He's an Arab, man.
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Yeah, I know who Eko Fresh is!
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[Rainer] Okay, okay.
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I'm just saying, because you didn't react
when I said it just now.
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Here… [chuckles]
This is a gangster, right?
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[hip-hop music playing]
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Yo, yo, what's up, bitches?
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[groans]
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[beeping]
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Advanced German Lit. students,
welcome to our annual Study Leave Weekend!
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Woo-hoo!
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Wik-wika-wiki!
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[male teacher laughing]
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In one hour, we'll meet in the common room
then split you into study groups, okay?
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And this attractive young man here is
responsible for your leisure activities.
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Yes, thank you.
I also think you're very attractive.
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[all laughing]
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And a very sincere welcome from me too.
My name's Joseph.
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So, we offer various activities
to help you with your studying.
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Recreational sport,
time management, meditation.
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Mental fitness!
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-It's a game-changer, people!
-Yeah.
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And one last thing,
no sex and no drugs in the cabins, okay?
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Down the lake there's a great place
to shoot heroin and fuck.
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[all laughing]
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Uh… Come on, he's just kidding.
Ignore that part.
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Yeah, true.
But you can do it in the cabins as well.
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-[all laughing]
-But as we all know by now,
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sex requires mutual consent
from both parties.
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Or one of the two people has to be
extremely shit-faced. [laughing]
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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[driver] Which one of you geniuses
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packed your bag right in front of the door
like an idiot?
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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You're welcome.
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[male teacher] Guys, whose is this?
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Huh? What the…
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Did someone bring a rubber dinghy?
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-[Moritz exhales]
-Why would you…
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-I'm a side sleeper.
-Does it also help with snoring?
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I've got one as well.
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I sleep like a baby every night.
Put it there, man!
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-[students laughing]
-[Moritz] Mm-hmm.
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[Joseph] Okay, grab your stuff,
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then I'll show you the best place to smoke
without being seen.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[whirring overhead]
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[male teacher] Ah, look! A gyrocopter.
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You know that Frank Thelen
from Dragon's Den
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invested millions in an air taxi company?
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It's the future.
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Yeah, unless it rains or there's a storm.
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But, hey, when the weather's bad,
who needs a taxi?
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Don't worry. I'm sure Frank
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-got his break with dairy farmers too.
-[Moritz sneezes]
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[male teacher] Ugh.
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[Moritz groans]
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-Is everything okay?
-[groans]
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Your eyes are looking red or…
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-Are you stoned?
-[Moritz gasps]
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Are those hazel trees over there?
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Yeah, of course. We're in the middle
of Europe's second largest hazel forest.
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I'm allergic to hazel trees!
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Why do you think they called
this place "Haselhof", huh?
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Because of David Hasselhoff, or what?
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[indistinct chatter]
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-Who?
-[Lenny] "I'm a side sleeper."
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[male teacher] Uh, you know, Knight Rider.
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[Dan] What happens in Haselhof
stays at Haselhof, right, Lenny?
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-[Lenny laughs] Yeah, man!
-[sniffing]
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If you need help
with the whole Lenny situation,
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-just let me know.
-[Joseph] Into the woods!
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-I don't see myself as just a teacher.
-[Joseph] Come on!
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I'm more of a 360-degree pedagogue.
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[bird squawking]
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[Moritz] Great, thanks.
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And you can keep my handkerchief.
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Well, for the meantime.
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[sighs]
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Come on, guys. Hurry up.
I actually want to go to the lake too.
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-[indistinct chatter]
-[electronic music playing]
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[door bangs]
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[electric air pump whirring loudly]
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[window bangs]
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[Moritz sneezes]
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-[shooting in video game]
-[mobile phone vibrates]
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[sighs]
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[buzzer]
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[students outside laughing, cheering]
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[shooting in video game]
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[sighs] Something's wrong
with the component lifecycle…
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[Dennis] Shit!
It was just camping the whole time.
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Create an obstacle!
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Or with the change detection?
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[sighs]
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By the way, Dennis,
is there any chance you know--
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Sorry, but just because we both know
how to use a computer
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doesn't mean that we're automatically
friends or some shit like that.
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Everyone's interested in computers
these days.
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You can't use that as a common interest.
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[shooting in video game]
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[Moritz] The internet is full
of terrible places,
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but nothing is worse than internet forums.
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Post a harmless question in a forum
and you'll be reprimanded,
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lectured, insulted,
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and your post will be pushed back
and ultimately deleted.
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And in the meantime, you'll get loads
of answers to questions you didn't ask.
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[inspiring classical music playing]
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[Moritz] All great artists have
their own signature.
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A unique business card
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made up of taste, habit and craftsmanship.
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It's as if the author is staring at you
through the work.
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[sighs]
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[music stops]
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[shooting in video game]
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[male teacher groans, gasps]
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[teacher inhales deeply]
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-I can come back later.
-[sighs] Nonsense.
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So, what's up then?
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[teacher sighs]
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Super efficient. And aluminium-free.
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Wanna try some?
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I've been thinking about the offer you
made earlier, with the Lenny situation.
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I think I actually do need help.
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[Lenny screaming] No!
250
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,520
Fuck, I forgot to bring the energy drinks!
251
00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:04,440
Fucking shit! Fuck!
252
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:06,320
I need them for my blood sugar!
253
00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,840
It might be good to lay off them
for a bit, though, right?
254
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:10,680
They're basically carbs
and food colouring.
255
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,680
[bell dings]
256
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:15,120
[woman] Standard Lennard Sander is powered
by two high-capacity sugar batteries,
257
00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,800
supplying the programmer
with 1.21 gigawatts of energy.
258
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:20,880
Depending on stress level,
the batteries last up to three hours.
259
00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,000
They must be recharged
by adding carbohydrate-rich refined sugar.
260
00:12:24,080 --> 00:12:27,280
Warning! Do not use alternative fuels
under any circumstances.
261
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:32,040
[Kira over phone] You have me! I'm also
sweet and have way too much energy.
262
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,160
Besides, there are bigger problems
that we have to deal with right now.
263
00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:39,120
First, Moritz is planning something,
and second, CandyBay.
264
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,000
Dan! What's happening with the package?
265
00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:45,240
How many times do I have to say this
to you guys? He literally promised--
266
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:47,040
Last-minute change of plans, men:
267
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,960
Lenny, you're going to be sharing a room
with Moritz from now on.
268
00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,200
Hey? What's the reason?
269
00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,760
-Allergy problems.
-[Moritz snorts]
270
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:59,400
[Kira] What? Is he out of his fucking
mind? That psycho teacher is a--
271
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,480
No way am I sharing a room
with Shooter Dennis.
272
00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:04,560
He always has that smile when
he's shooting at people. He's strange.
273
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,920
Oh, I'm sure we can find a solution.
274
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:11,840
Maybe you could share a room
with Anna and Lina?
275
00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,560
Or with the lovely Jana?
276
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,280
[birds chirping]
277
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,360
Jana?
278
00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,200
But I thought that wasn't an option.
279
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:23,720
Let me put it this way,
it depends on what the teacher says.
280
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,920
-Yeah?
-[Dan gasps]
281
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:30,240
[teacher humming]
282
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,720
Yup. Laters!
283
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,160
[teacher] See?
284
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,480
[sighs]
285
00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,680
[Lenny] Just for the record,
we're not friends anymore.
286
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,400
And I was told to keep my mouth shut
287
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:50,040
because you can and will use
everything I say against me.
288
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,160
What? No.
289
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,240
There's just a ton of hazel trees
by the other room I was in.
290
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,080
[sighs]
291
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,240
-By the way, I saw your site.
-[Lenny] Oh, really?
292
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,840
-CandyBay. That's you guys, right?
-[Lenny] Uh… yeah.
293
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:12,400
-Looks good! Slick SSR.
-[Lenny] Hmm.
294
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,440
-And the CDN is really well done.
-[Lenny] Yeah, totally.
295
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,240
Mmm. I'm working on setting up MyDrugs,
but I guess…
296
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:21,400
-[Lenny laughs]
-You probably already knew that.
297
00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,640
[Lenny laughs] Yeah. Yeah, of course.
298
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,080
-And right now, I'm having--
-[Lenny] No, that's bullshit!
299
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,520
I'm not adding a Chrome extension
just so Google can see every time
300
00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,320
-I'm watching something on Netflix.
-[Kira over phone] Okay.
301
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:34,720
[Lenny] We'll just press play
at the same time. Ready?
302
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,520
-Three, two…
-[Kira] Wait, wait, wait!
303
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,720
-[Lenny laughing]
-[Kira] Ugh!
304
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,120
[Lenny] No, no. It'll work!
305
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,080
-[Kira] On one…
-Three, two, okay?
306
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,680
[Kira] Two, one…
307
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:47,800
[Lenny laughing]
308
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:52,960
[Fritzi] So, next category: "weirdos."
"Who will be the first to go to jail?
309
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,760
What? Yearbook categories
like this are a tradition.
310
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,640
That isn't tradition, it's bullying.
311
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,160
Okay.
"Who will be the first to go to jail?"
312
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,480
-I say Moritz.
-[Fritzi laughing]
313
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:09,240
I like it!
314
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,640
But for what?
Inciting public… [gasps] boredom?
315
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,200
-[Fritzi laughing]
-[Gerda] It'll probably be me,
316
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,160
because German police
are all such racist assholes.
317
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,680
-Well, statistically speaking.
-She has a point.
318
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,960
-Shall we put Gerda?
-Yeah, Gerda.
319
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:28,560
Okay. "Who only thinks about others
and never themselves?"
320
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,080
[both] Lisa.
321
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,800
Huh? No way, guys.
322
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,120
Because I'm not a selfish bitch
like you two?
323
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,400
I consider the consequences for others
before I make decisions.
324
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,840
[Fritzi] Yeah, and that's exactly it.
325
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,520
You're one of those kids who would shake
the Kinder Surprise egg for hours
326
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:46,640
trying to work out
if there was a figurine inside.
327
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,920
And in the end, it was just a crappy toy
you had to assemble anyway.
328
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,440
That's exactly what's exciting about them.
That you don't know what you'll get.
329
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,000
And that's what makes them so dangerous,
and it's why they're illegal in the USA.
330
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,720
-That's not the reason why.
-And guns aren't illegal over there.
331
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,880
-Everybody knows what you're getting.
-Oh my God!
332
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,320
[laughing]
333
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,040
I know, right?
I speak first and then I think later.
334
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,760
That's exactly my point.
335
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,760
What I'm saying is,
336
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:14,000
just take what you want
without taking forever to think about it.
337
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,520
You can't control what happens anyway.
338
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,920
[Fritzi] You're still hung up on Moritz.
It's time to let go.
339
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,280
OK, hands up,
whose group will take Moritz?
340
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,840
[melancholic music playing]
341
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:31,240
♪ Thanks, I'm fine
I'm better off alone ♪
342
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,160
-♪ I don't look back ♪
-[female teacher] Anybody?
343
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:40,680
-♪ I don't mean any harm ♪
-And so they're trying just like this.
344
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:46,680
[teacher clears throat]
345
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,840
♪ Bye-bye ♪
346
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,520
♪ My love ♪
347
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,200
-[indistinct chatter]
-Listen to me, man.
348
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,680
A handkerchief?
349
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,960
Uh… it's not mine. [chuckles]
350
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,359
Are you meant to wash it
before you give it back?
351
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,720
I was wondering the same thing. [chuckles]
352
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,480
Hey, Lisa! Look!
Ranger Joseph made campfire bread for you.
353
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:26,280
But he's too scared to talk to you.
354
00:17:29,599 --> 00:17:32,119
Yeah! I mean,
live every day like you're seven.
355
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:35,080
Do you eat the burnt carcinogenic part?
356
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:38,400
I'm sorry. I totally forgot to explain,
Fritzi, how fire works.
357
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:41,000
[Fritzi laughs] Yeah!
Who would have thought that it's so hot?
358
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:43,600
But speaking of carcinogens…
359
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:46,520
Come on, Lisa. Have some fun.
360
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,560
[Joseph] Um, guys…
361
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,400
It's not cool to smoke joints. Pass it.
362
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,320
Let me show you how the cool kids
do it these days.
363
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,840
So, this is a better mix.
364
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,160
-[Lisa] Oh, wow.
-[Fritzi laughs]
365
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,080
[Lisa] Can I just have the joint?
366
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,280
-[Joseph] Wanna try?
-[Lisa] I have a gluten allergy.
367
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,280
[Lisa coughing]
368
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,320
-[Joseph] Try it.
-[Lisa] No way!
369
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,520
-[Joseph] Why not?
-[Lisa] It's completely burnt!
370
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,920
Excuse me, I have to wash my handkerchief.
371
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,800
-[Joseph] He's funny.
-[Lisa laughs]
372
00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:26,400
[students outside shouting,
chatting indistinctly]
373
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,200
[packet tears]
374
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:31,920
Stressed?
375
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,480
Okay, you're right.
376
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:37,720
And I know Dan and Kira
are trying to keep us apart, but I…
377
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,200
Hey, Dan. Nice to see you.
378
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,720
I seem to remember you
looking different somehow.
379
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,920
You look like one of those shock photos
on a cigarette packet.
380
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
[mobile phone vibrates]
381
00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,080
[Kira] Didn't you tell him
he has no business being in this cabin?
382
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,960
-[Moritz blows nose]
-[Lenny] No, I mean…
383
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:02,000
-[groans] If you weren't so good in bed…
-Uh…
384
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,680
-[Kira] Mmm… Mmm!
-[Lenny laughs]
385
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,960
[Kira] Mmm!
386
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,280
[both laughing]
387
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,760
Mmm… Moritz? Do you know
where it is you're staying tonight?
388
00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,120
Huh?
389
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,280
-[Lenny laughs]
-[door shuts]
390
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,760
I could've handled that alone.
391
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,560
I know that!
392
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,680
What's next is also something
you can handle alone,
393
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,720
but some things are more fun
to do together.
394
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,520
[groans]
395
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,480
-[typing]
-[Moritz groans]
396
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,240
[sighs]
397
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,080
[groans]
398
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:49,800
[laptop buzzes, beeps]
399
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,240
[sighs]
400
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,640
-[woman groans] Oh!
-[male teacher] No, wait…
401
00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,560
[teacher] Wait.
They're getting all steamed up.
402
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,520
Wait, they're steaming up. Wait a second.
403
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,360
Here. Yeah.
404
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,280
Go, go, go, go, go!
405
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,000
-[woman screaming]
-[male teacher groaning]
406
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,480
-[woman] Mmm!
-[teacher] Ooh.
407
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,200
[woman groaning loudly]
408
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,720
-[sound of rain over headphones]
-[woman groaning loudly]
409
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,160
-[man and woman groaning loudly]
-[laptop buzzing]
410
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,400
[buzz]
411
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,680
Oh!
412
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,920
[buzzing]
413
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,280
[buzzing]
414
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,160
-[woman] Oh!
-[laptop buzzes, beeps]
415
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,520
Achoo!
416
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,600
[bird squawking]
417
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:34,960
[snoring]
418
00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:44,960
[snorts]
419
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,240
[groaning]
420
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,240
[ominous drumbeat]
421
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:53,960
[sighs]
422
00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,200
Sometimes shipping just takes
a little longer!
423
00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,640
I've been waiting six days
for a pair of trainers from Zalando.
424
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,720
-You don't see me freaking out.
-[banging on door]
425
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,040
Holy shit, he looks bad.
426
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,000
[Moritz snorts, sighs]
427
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,520
I have to plug in a few things.
428
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:17,040
[Kira] As long as whatever's
on your face isn't contagious.
429
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:28,760
[phone beeps]
430
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,120
[Moritz breathes erratically, snorts]
431
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,560
[breathing heavily]
432
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,080
[breathing heavily]
433
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:46,920
[Lenny] I would give anything
for an energy drink. Literally anything.
434
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,320
[Kira] Where were we? Oh, yeah.
435
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,640
Dan transferred all our Bitcoin
to a random guy on the Darknet.
436
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,680
[Dan] Hey, I'll say it again. It's not
a scam. The drugs are on their way.
437
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,720
-Guy promised to send the tracking link!
-What?
438
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,480
[Lenny] What? The tracking link?
Seriously?
439
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:01,760
[Kira sighs]
440
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,760
Here, let's take a look
at Moritz's laptop.
441
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,120
Maybe he left his wallet open
on the desktop.
442
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:10,960
-[laptop chimes]
-Password?
443
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,720
[Kira] Probably his birthday.
444
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,640
Lenny? When's his birthday?
445
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,480
I don't know.
446
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,240
You don't know?
447
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,640
-[Lenny] Honestly, I don't know!
-[Kira] Seriously?
448
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,080
[Lenny] Moritz hates birthdays.
He doesn't tell people.
449
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,960
[Kira] Just when you think
he can't get any weirder…
450
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:31,520
Then I guess we just have Dan to rely on.
What a great position to be in.
451
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,400
Listen, we just need
to wait and see, okay?
452
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,560
For now, we still have my street contact.
453
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,960
You mean the one with the street prices?
454
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,840
Hey, I didn't say it's gonna make us rich.
455
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:43,160
But it'll keep us going for a while,
and customers will at least get something.
456
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,760
Hey, come on.
Breaking even is better than nothing.
457
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,880
What? Hello?
458
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,440
Getting rich, yeah,
is the only reason that people sell drugs.
459
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,480
You don't do it
because it's some kind of sustainable
460
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,440
and interesting experiment
in an innovative business, man.
461
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,240
[Kira] Yeah!
Plus there's the shipping costs.
462
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,280
Right now, we're losing 1.70 euros
on every order.
463
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,760
If we keep this up, we won't even
be able to afford Lenny's funeral.
464
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,760
[Lenny chuckles]
465
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,200
[Lenny] And you know my standards.
466
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,800
I'd either like to be hung up in the woods
467
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,760
so Logan Paul can tag me
in his Insta video,
468
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,400
or be buried at sea.
469
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,040
And by that I mean,
470
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,600
Dan Bilzerian on a jet ski
471
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,240
snorting my ashes off a supermodel's back.
472
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,560
-[scoffs]
-[laughing]
473
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,400
You see, Dan?
We're only doing it for the money.
474
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,800
[Dan] Yeah, but it's not as if
I don't care about Lenny's treatment.
475
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,640
I already sold my car
476
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,640
and cancelled my Foodspring subscription
and Headspace too.
477
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,400
But I wanted to ask
if I could maybe reactivate that.
478
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,400
[Moritz] To give people
what they really need,
479
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,240
you first have to know what it is
they really need.
480
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:56,480
You might think you could simply ask
someone what they need…
481
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,840
[sniffs] …but you'd be wrong.
482
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:02,080
At most, people only ever say what
they want, never what they need.
483
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,720
Henry Ford once said,
"If I had asked people what they wanted,
484
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,920
they would have said, 'Faster horses.'"
485
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,360
To find out what people really need,
486
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,280
you have to collect
large amounts of data about them
487
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,920
and closely observe their behaviour
over a long period of time.
488
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,320
[gasps]
489
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,000
I mean, would Netflix have gone out
490
00:24:21,080 --> 00:24:23,400
and spent money on a third season
of your weird show
491
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,160
without being certain
that people were gonna watch it?
492
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,880
[indie rock music playing]
493
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,840
The money should be
in your PayPal account now, okay?
494
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:34,760
Super!
495
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,320
[yells]
496
00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:46,280
Huh?
497
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:00,880
[sighs]
498
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,920
[Lisa] Oh, there you are.
499
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,720
Hey.
500
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,480
So, why did you want to meet me here?
501
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:22,000
Is this a I-lure-the-ranger-into-
the-woods-and-kill-him type of scenario?
502
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,200
Yeah. So there's no witnesses.
503
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,080
Wanna go for a walk or something?
504
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,560
You could teach me
all the names of the trees.
505
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:35,200
Hang on, that's my line
for luring women into the forest.
506
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,240
Welcome to the year 2020,
where women can be sexual predators too.
507
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,080
Anyway, it's your own fault
for dressing so provocatively.
508
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,200
So, please follow me into the woods.
509
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,920
Um… aren't you meant
to be reading Faust or something?
510
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:48,440
Yeah, I am, actually.
511
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,800
But when I found out about Faust 2,
I kind of lost interest,
512
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:52,840
you know, like Iron Man.
513
00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:54,960
[chuckles] Let's go.
514
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,560
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
515
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,680
[Joseph] I have an idea about where
you could lure a cool ranger like me.
516
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,080
-[Moritz sighs]
-[Beeke] Marlene, can you come here?
517
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,640
[in Dutch] Holy fucking shit!
You scared me to death, man!
518
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:16,680
Fucking hell!
519
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,280
-Jesus!
-Have you been attacked?
520
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,160
[sighs] It's just
a moderate allergic reaction.
521
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:24,480
[Beeke in Dutch] Allergic reaction.
It's not contagious.
522
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,560
The site is finished.
523
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,040
Okay then, let's go.
524
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,840
But I would like to get
an expert opinion before uploading.
525
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,400
After what happened last time,
526
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,200
the site has to be absolutely secure
against attacks.
527
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,880
I have someone in mind.
528
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:40,720
[Maarten] Who? Someone we know?
529
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,560
My contact earns his salary
by staying anonymous on the internet.
530
00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:48,600
So, naturally, I don't know his real name.
[chuckles, sniffs]
531
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,040
-But you gave us your word, remember.
-I am the CEO of MyDrugs.
532
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,000
And as CEO,
I'd prefer to stay on the safe side
533
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,400
and delay the relaunch
until Monday morning.
534
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,000
[Joseph] So, what do you think?
535
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:05,600
[Lisa] Hmm…
536
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:07,560
[Joseph sighs]
537
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,640
It looks like a desktop background.
538
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,360
[Windows theme music playing]
539
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,560
[Joseph] Thank you.
540
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,920
That is truly the most romantic thing
I've ever heard.
541
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,800
I didn't… It's really stunning. Thank you.
542
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:25,920
[birds chirping]
543
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,040
[sighs] Hmm…
544
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,720
-[gurgling]
-Uh…
545
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:32,200
-[Joseph sighs]
-Oh. Uh…
546
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,560
Are you absolutely sure
that's a good idea?
547
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,280
Listen, the water quality is perfect.
548
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,680
-It comes out of that--
-Yeah.
549
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,000
-[flies buzzing]
-[Joseph spits]
550
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,960
[Lisa] How long have you been doing this?
551
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,320
[laughing] Obviously not long enough.
552
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,680
What's your point?
553
00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,000
-[Joseph laughing]
-Are you always like this?
554
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,480
As in a bad ranger?
555
00:27:57,360 --> 00:28:00,000
No. You always seem so content.
556
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:01,920
I mean, how do you do it? It's disgusting.
557
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:05,000
It's simple. If you're good to the world,
the world will be good in return.
558
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,040
-Karma and stuff.
-[Lisa] So disgusting.
559
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:16,400
Mmm! Dead sheep.
560
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,080
["All My Friends Got Time" playing]
♪ If we get lost ♪
561
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,400
♪ We don't see the end ♪
562
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,200
♪ If we get lost ♪
563
00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,800
-♪ We could be the last in here ♪
-[flies buzzing]
564
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,040
[laughing] I can be good.
565
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,160
Are we there yet?
566
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,120
[laughing] Is that what I look like?
567
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:41,240
♪ Thoughts we have
Since we can dream them ♪
568
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:45,120
♪ We should know what we believe in ♪
569
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,640
♪ I'm feeling much more like a child ♪
570
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,080
♪ In the summertime ♪
571
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:55,120
♪ When all my friends got time ♪
572
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,760
♪ In the summertime ♪
573
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,840
-See you next time on Lisa's Vlog!
-[driver speaking Dutch]
574
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,240
[in Dutch] Not one cent more.
575
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,000
No, soon you're gonna have to pay
on top of that.
576
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,600
No, you know what you have to do?
577
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,080
I'll tell you.
Save points at the supermarket.
578
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,680
Crazy enough, right now I'm…
579
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,360
[fly buzzing]
580
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:27,840
-[loud metal clang]
-Jesus!
581
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,880
Moritz, what the bloody hell
are you doing here?
582
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:35,760
Can we talk in private?
583
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,000
We're not friends anymore.
584
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,120
I get that.
585
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,200
And I've fucked up a lot recently.
586
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,720
But I have an offer to make…
587
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:53,400
which could maybe bring us back together.
588
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,640
[Lenny sighs]
589
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,880
[inhales deeply, exhales]
590
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:02,280
That's 200,000 euros.
591
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:05,960
What for?
592
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,840
CandyBay.
593
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:13,280
I need a working shop system,
and you need the money for the treatment.
594
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,360
You can have it if you give me your code
and then call it quits.
595
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:18,440
All of it.
596
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,760
I know it sounds harsh, but…
597
00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,760
[inhales deeply]
…look at it as a friendly takeover.
598
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,240
Mergers and acquisitions.
599
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,960
Apple, Facebook and Google
do it basically every day.
600
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,400
You could really use the money right now.
601
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:39,800
It's good for both of us.
602
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:41,960
Win-win.
603
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,360
And…
604
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,560
I'll throw this in for free.
605
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:51,840
[sniffs]
606
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,800
-[Moritz] I have to plug in a few things.
-I'd give anything for an energy drink.
607
00:30:55,880 --> 00:30:57,600
-The drugs are on their way.
-[Kira] What?
608
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,360
Wait, did you spy on us?
609
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,440
Why do you say that?
610
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,200
You love… this stuff.
611
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,160
For a second, I thought
you'd actually learned your lesson.
612
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:17,560
This is bullshit!
613
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:20,720
You've just realised you can't figure out
the code by yourself and you need me.
614
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,160
I have learnt my lesson, once and for all!
615
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,120
[dramatic music crescendos]
616
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,480
[beep]
617
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,640
-["Ride Of The Valkyries" ringtone]
-[gyrocopter whirring]
618
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:56,840
[grunts]
619
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,000
[Moritz] The key advantage
of being a loner
620
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,280
is you can change your strategy
without having to discuss it with anyone.
621
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,880
You can't hurt anyone's feelings.
You don't have to worry about anyone.
622
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,520
There are no lifelong friends
who you still owe favours to.
623
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:14,280
You can put all your energy
into focusing on your goal.
624
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,240
[grunting]
625
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:23,240
["Ride Of The Valkyries" playing]
626
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,720
Argh!
627
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,440
[grunting]
628
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:43,360
Argh!
629
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,080
-[gasps]
-[indistinct chatter]
630
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:47,800
[student whistling
"Ride Of The Valkyries"]
631
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:53,760
[Moritz] But the key disadvantage
of being a loner is… you're alone.
632
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,240
And what good is everything you achieve
if you don't have anyone to share it with?
633
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:58,160
Hmm?
634
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:14,440
[chanting] Rinseln! Rinseln!
635
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:16,360
Rinseln! Rinseln!
636
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:20,280
-[chanting] Rinseln! Rinseln!
-[girl] Woo-hoo!
637
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,920
[engine starts]
638
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,400
[high-pitched squealing]
639
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,840
[high-pitched squealing]
640
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,400
[Lenny] Huh? Come on.
641
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,680
What the fuck?
642
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,600
What the… fuck?
643
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,480
[menacing electronic music]
644
00:33:54,530 --> 00:33:59,080
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