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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,680 (ORCHESTRA WARMS UP, AUDIENCE CHATTERS) 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:10,120 - PA: All members of Pizzazz � beginners on stage. 3 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,480 - SOFTLY: Really drunk. 4 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,240 - PA: Standing by. 5 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,320 And... curtain. 6 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,640 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 7 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:29,599 - PA: Flight 2-4-6-0-1 to Wellington is now boarding at Gate Three. 8 00:00:29,600 --> 00:00:31,959 Please proceed to the gate lounge. 9 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,839 Attention, passengers on Flight 2... 10 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:35,719 - Hello, pumpkin! 11 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:40,200 - Hi, Mum. I... - ...please proceed to the gate lounge. 12 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,640 - (SIGHS) 13 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,119 (DARK, FUNKY MUSIC BUILDS) - Aw yeah. 14 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,239 Welcome back from the Big Apple, Charlie. 15 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,439 From all of us here at Pizzazz � let's go. 16 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,800 # Everybody. 17 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,240 # Rock your body. 18 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,680 # Everybody. - # Everybody. 19 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:08,080 - # Rock your body right. - # Rock your body right. 20 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:13,639 - # Charlie's back, all right! - # Charlie's back, all right! 21 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:17,640 (BACKSTREET BOYS' 'EVERYBODY' INSTRUMENTAL) 22 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:22,720 - # Oh my God, he's back again. 23 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,520 - # Brothers, sisters, everybody, sing. 24 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:32,280 - BOTH: # Gonna bring the flavour, Show you how. 25 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:36,599 - BOTH: # Got a question for you, better answer now. 26 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:39,719 - # Is he original? 27 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,119 - ALL: # Yeah. 28 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:44,159 - # Is he the only one? 29 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,559 - # Yeah. 30 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,599 - # Is he sexual? 31 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:50,239 - # Yeah. 32 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:54,599 # Is he everything you need? You better rock your body now. 33 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,960 # Everybody. 34 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,119 # Yeah. 35 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,400 # Rock your body. 36 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:03,559 # Yeah. 37 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,640 # Everybody. - Ow. Sorry. 38 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,719 - # Rock your body right. 39 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,599 - # Rock your body right! 40 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,599 - # Charlie's back, all right! - What are you... Don't. Don't do the lift. 41 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,199 Don't do the lift! Don't... - # Everybody. - # Everybody! 42 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,919 - # Yeah. - # Rock your body! 43 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:19,600 - # Rock your body. - # Everybody! 44 00:02:19,601 --> 00:02:21,319 - # Yeah. - # Everybody rock your body! 45 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,720 - # Everybody. - # Everybody! 46 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,399 - # Rock your body right. - # Rock your body! 47 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,400 # Everybody! 48 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,200 - # Charlie's back, all right! # 49 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:37,040 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2025 50 00:02:37,911 --> 00:02:43,679 - Well, I thought it was great. - Don't even like the Backstreet Boys. 51 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,239 - What? You had a poster of them on your wall. 52 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,159 - Mum, that was NSYNC. 53 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,799 - I thought you liked that Nick Carter guy. 54 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:53,399 - It was Justin Timberlake. And I didn't like him, I loved him. 55 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,400 - Yeah, that's right. Oh, I'm sorry. 56 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:57,999 Your mother's a monster. 57 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,280 - Mum, you're not� you're not a monster. 58 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:04,799 It was a lovely gesture. I just wasn't expecting it, that's all. 59 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,319 - No, it's just that everyone's so happy you're home, darling. 60 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,359 - We've been through this, Mum. I'm not home. 61 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,479 I just had to leave the country while they process my visa. 62 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,759 - Yeah, I know, I know, but it's the timing, isn't it? 63 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,079 I mean, you're doing a musical on Broadway, 64 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:23,080 and we're doing a brand-new musical at Pizzazz. 65 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:26,439 - It's crazy. - It's just so exciting. 66 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,479 I remember you as a little boy, pretending to be a cat, and... 67 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:33,759 now you're directing Cats on Broadway. (CHUCKLES) 68 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,159 Oh, come on, you gotta tell me everything. 69 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,879 What's Andrew Lloyd Webber like? 70 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,759 Is he small? Because he seems small. 71 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,359 - He's your average composer height. 72 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,800 - What about Sally Field? Is she nice? 73 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,079 Bet she smells nice. 74 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:48,519 - She's... 75 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,799 fabulous. 76 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:51,959 - You know, I prayed she wouldn't die. 77 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,159 - Mum, she was never gonna die. She broke her wrist. 78 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:57,560 - Yeah, well, that's why I sent her a card. 79 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,680 - Oh, does Tauranga not have 5G? 80 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,479 - (SCOFFS) Hm. We've got all the G's, darling. 81 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,159 - Well then, why are my emails not working? 82 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,719 - Well, we can get that sorted at Pizzazz. 83 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:09,679 - No! 84 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:12,759 You said we were going to your place! I just got off a 16-hour flight. 85 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:15,559 - Muffin, it's the auditions. You have to come. 86 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,879 I promised everyone you would. 87 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:18,880 - Mum, just stop! 88 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,519 I'm sorry. I�I don't know, it's... It's jet lag. 89 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:28,400 - Yeah. It's all right, darling. We'll go home. 90 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,640 - Is that a new coat? - Oh. 91 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:36,079 You know, I knew you'd notice. - (CHUCKLES) 92 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:38,080 - Guess how much. - $200? 93 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,400 - Oh, try half that. (LAUGHS) Tauranga. 94 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,560 - Tauranga. 95 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,600 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 96 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,720 (SEAGULL CROAKS) 97 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,759 - What do you think? - It's like it's just come out of the packet. 98 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:01,760 - Aw. (LAUGHS) 99 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,320 Ta-da. 100 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,240 - What's this? - This is your room. 101 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,399 - But I've never lived in this house. 102 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,439 - Well, I know, but I just... I recreated it. 103 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,279 - Oh. 104 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:19,479 Like I was murdered when I was 12. - (CHUCKLES) 105 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:23,639 Peanut... Now, this is the first original musical Pizzazz has ever done. 106 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:25,319 And even if you just pop your head in for five� 107 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,759 - I'd love to, Mum, truly, but I've got work. 108 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:31,960 - I won't say another word. Sealing lips right now. 109 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:36,000 - What? - (GASPS) Is it Sally Field? Is she dead? 110 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:39,400 - They've rejected my visa. - Who did? 111 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:43,319 - I dunno � the president? I need to call my manager. (LINE RINGS) 112 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,159 - Oh, you need to talk to Nicky. - PHONE: No service available. - Who's Nicky? 113 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:49,839 - She's my friend. She's� She's an expert at visa stuff. 114 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:55,599 - There are visa experts in Tauranga? - Yes, darling. It's not Masterton. Come on. 115 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,599 - OK. 116 00:05:57,600 --> 00:05:59,600 (SEAGULLS CLAMOUR) 117 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,839 Mum? - Hm? 118 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,279 - No, why are we here? - To see Nicky. 119 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:08,759 - But� No, no, this is Pizzazz. - Yeah, she's the stage manager. 120 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,760 - No� (GRUMBLES) 121 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,079 Mum, please. Mum, I don't have time for this. 122 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,359 - Do you want to get this visa sorted or not? 123 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,360 Come on, tuppence. 124 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:27,360 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ECHO; RHYTHMIC TAPPING) 125 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:30,360 (ECHOES END) 126 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:37,999 - All I'm asking for is complete devotion � for you to give your body and soul over to your director. 127 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 (CHUCKLING) 128 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:41,199 Ah, 129 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,119 Madam President. 130 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:45,120 - (HUMS MUSICALLY) Hi. 131 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,640 - Charles. - Adrian. 132 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:52,119 - See that, everybody? - SOFTLY: Mum, come on. 133 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,839 - Famous Broadway director remembers me. 134 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:56,839 - Hi. (MURMURING) 135 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:01,239 Um, thank you for the welcome. It was unforgettable. 136 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,240 (APPLAUSE) 137 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,840 - Eyes on me! 138 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:12,160 Now, for some of you, this will be the most important day of your lives. 139 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:14,920 Let me give you a bit of advice... 140 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,319 don't bugger it up. (CACKLES) 141 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:20,400 - Mum, which one's Nicky? 142 00:07:20,401 --> 00:07:22,479 - Um... - Gloria, do you have anything to add? 143 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,479 - Is she...? - Shh. 144 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:29,919 - I guess I wrote the Trojan Horse because I wanted to empower women to consider their� 145 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,200 - I was speaking musically. 146 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,880 - Oh, um... 147 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,159 Just have fun. 148 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,799 - It's not a kindergarten, Gloria. 149 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,800 Impress me. 150 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,720 (PIANO PLAYS JAUNTY TUNE) 151 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:48,759 - # We're off to war. We'll sail across the oceans. 152 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,760 - Ooh. (CHUCKLES) 153 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:55,280 - # We're off to war. We're off to fight the Trojans. 154 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,559 - Mum. - Mm-hm? - Is Nicky even here? 155 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,559 - Shush! 156 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,440 - I'm sorry. Can I start that again? 157 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:11,160 - # We're off to war. We've gathered the Achaeans. 158 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,719 - # We're off to war. We're crossing the Aegean. # 159 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,320 (PIANO FLOURISHES, ENDS TUNE) 160 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,280 - And next is Connor... 161 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,399 Onosa'i. 162 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,400 - Hm? 163 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,840 Yes, ma'am. 164 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:36,839 - Oh. Uh, have you had any professional training? 165 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:40,920 - I've got my electrical licence. - Oh, that's... 166 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,119 (PIANO PLAYS SOULFUL MUSIC) 167 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,120 Right. 168 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,279 - # Helen, my queen, 169 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:54,080 # you're looking fine. 170 00:08:54,480 --> 00:08:56,760 # Let me be your prince. 171 00:08:57,200 --> 00:09:02,600 # May you be mine. # 172 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:09,160 Oh, sorry... Sorry, I just really think that wiring is unsafe. 173 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,440 - Oh. - Could be a hazard. 174 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:14,320 Just so everyone knows. 175 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,360 - Yes. 176 00:09:16,361 --> 00:09:18,679 (PIANO RESUMES JAUNTY TUNE) 177 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:22,199 - # We won't back down, cos there's a town we must destroy. 178 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,759 - # We won't be coming back... 179 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:26,399 - # ...until we've... 180 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,359 - # ...captured... 181 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,679 - # Trooo... 182 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:32,360 (ALL SING AT DIFFERENT PITCHES) 183 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,120 - # ...oooy. # 184 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,040 - Troy! 185 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,240 - Mia So'otaga? 186 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:45,240 - Is that Nicky? - Oh, yes. 187 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,959 - Sit down. 188 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,879 - I can't do this. I can't do this. Ezra, please. (WHIMPERS) 189 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:54,039 - Come on. You were born to play Helen of Troy. 190 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,239 - I know. That's what makes this so hard. 191 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,839 - WHISPERS: It's OK. 192 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:00,840 - Mia? Come on. 193 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:10,559 (PIANO PLAYS ROMANTIC MUSIC) - # I launched a thousand ships, but will I start a war? 194 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,599 # Cos it's me they're 195 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,519 # fighting 196 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:18,439 # for. # 197 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,839 (BELL RINGS RAPIDLY) - That's tea. 198 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,840 Thank Christ. - Hm. 199 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 - Ugh. 200 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:36,640 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 201 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:38,680 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 202 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 - Hello, Peter. - Sorry? 203 00:10:46,280 --> 00:10:48,280 - As in Peter Pan. 204 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,479 Are we going to see a little tap-tap dancing today? 205 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,679 Tap, tap. 206 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:56,479 - I don't really tap dance any more. But thank you for the memories. I'm just gonna... 207 00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,480 - SOFTLY: Go, go, go. 208 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,759 - Excuse me, would you be able to sign this? 209 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:04,399 - Oh, no, I... Thanks, I'm good. - (SQUEALS) That was amazing. 210 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:08,599 - Oh � Nicky assures me that everything will be fine. 211 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,839 - That's not what I said. - But you are a visa expert? 212 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,759 - I'm a travel agent. - Yeah � who does visas. 213 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,399 She sorted mine for Rarotonga. 214 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:20,199 - You don't need a visa for Rarotonga. - Oh. See? Expert. 215 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,519 - I just need someone to look over why my visa was rejected. 216 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:27,399 I'm pretty sure it was a typo. And it says I can appeal, so... 217 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,959 - Well, I can have a look later. - Aw. 218 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,759 - No. No, I've got a flight to New York in two days. 219 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,719 - (CHUCKLES) You just had a visa rejected. It's not gonna be sorted in five minutes, love. 220 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,999 (PHONE ALARM CHIMES RAPIDLY) - Ah. Dance call! - Oh! 221 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,079 I am so happy you're home. 222 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,160 - Mm. (BREATHES RAPIDLY) 223 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,080 (EXHALES STEADILY) 224 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,279 (PIANO PLAYS RAGTIME TUNE) - Kick. Step. Kick. 225 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:56,199 Behind, side, front, tap. Behind, side, front, tap. 226 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,719 Gallop. Ball change. Gallop. Ball change. 227 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:03,400 And present, down, up, down, up, down, up... 228 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,960 WHISPERS: Where is she? 229 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,280 (PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING) 230 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,520 (BEEP!) - PHONE: No service available. 231 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,960 (WISTFUL, TWINKLING MUSIC) 232 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:23,040 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ECHO BRIEFLY) 233 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,280 (SOBBING) 234 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,440 - (YELPS) - Oh. 235 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,279 - SOBS: Sorry, um... Do you need the room? 236 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:35,359 Cos I can find somewhere else to cry. - No, no, no. 237 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:39,119 No, you cry away. I was just gonna get the Wi-Fi. 238 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,120 - (SOBS HYSTERICALLY) 239 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,560 - I might just... 240 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:46,320 - (WHIMPERS) 241 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,480 - Oh. (CHUCKLES) 242 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,720 Same folder from when... 243 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,759 There's tissues in the second drawer. 244 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:56,840 It's my mum's desk, so... 245 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:02,039 Are you all right? - I'm just... 246 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:06,279 I'm just feeling a little over.. (SNIFFLES) ...whelmed. 247 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,799 Cos I'm� 248 00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:12,399 I'm a music teacher. I'm not a composer. And... (SNIFFLES) 249 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:17,759 those people out there auditioning, I just� I don't want them to feel bad. 250 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:22,439 - Feeling bad is a fundamental part of our job. - (SNIFFLES) 251 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,359 (THUMP!) - DISTANTLY: Gloria. - (GASPS) 252 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,360 - Gloria! 253 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,920 - (SOBS) - (CHUCKLES) 254 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,360 - I know who you are, by the way. 255 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,800 You've got great skin. 256 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,679 - Sorry? 257 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,680 - It's very fleshy. 258 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,959 I'm always attracted to gay men. 259 00:13:41,960 --> 00:13:43,960 Shut up, Gloria! 260 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,920 (CLAPS RAPIDLY) - She's here. 261 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,080 Get on the piano, girl. 262 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,879 - Oh, sorry I'm late. - Darling. 263 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,879 - Open home. - Of course. 264 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:01,080 - Mwah. Mwah. - Mwah. Mwah. Over to you. 265 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,199 And you'll be auditioning for...? 266 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,119 - (CHUCKLES) 267 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,120 Helen... 268 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,240 of Troy. 269 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,439 (PIANO PLAYS SINGLE BRIGHT NOTE) 270 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,799 COOS: Paris, you little prince. 271 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,080 You look good enough to eat. 272 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,160 # My husband, Menelaus, 273 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,880 # has run away to Crete. 274 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,799 # I've been very lonely. 275 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,880 # But suddenly I see 276 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:39,999 # a terrific little Trojan 277 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:45,600 # standing right in front of me. 278 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,879 # Won't you be my 279 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:50,439 # Troy boy? 280 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:51,999 # Not some typical 281 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,920 # toy boy. 282 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,039 # I don't have an aversion to a Greek guy or a Persian. 283 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,960 # I just want someone to enjoy. 284 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,480 # So, will you be 285 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:10,120 # my Troy boy? # 286 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,000 What could possibly go wrong? 287 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:15,639 # Oh yeah. # 288 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,640 (PIANO FLOURISHES) 289 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,639 (PIANO FINISHES PLAYING) 290 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,720 - Fabulous. - (CHUCKLES) 291 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:31,119 - Jacqui James. - We need a drink. 292 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,440 - Ugh. Yes, please. 293 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,320 (KEYPAD BEEPS MUSICALLY) 294 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:44,439 You have a permanent dressing room? - Honestly, it's just easier. 295 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,479 - (LAUGHS) 296 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,759 (POP!) 297 00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,640 Well, you still sound incredible. 298 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:54,759 - Please � you heard those scoops. - They were a character choice. 299 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:59,039 - BRITISH ACCENT: 'She still knows how to charm.' (GIGGLES) 300 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,159 To my Peter Pan. 301 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,160 - Mm. To my Wendy. 302 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:06,440 Faith, trust... - ...and pixie dust. 303 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,640 (BOTH LAUGH) 304 00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:12,039 - Oh, I hope you tell the producers you're allergic to cats. 305 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,040 - Can we not? 306 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,360 Sorry, I just... 307 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:21,280 I don't wanna talk about work right now, OK? 308 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:23,960 - Are you OK? 309 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,880 - Can I tell you a secret? - Of course. 310 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:34,119 - So I'm not actually working on Cats any more. 311 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,200 - Why not? What happened? 312 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,159 - You know how Sally Field broke her wrist? 313 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,399 - Yeah, she fell off one of the garbage cans during rehearsals. 314 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:47,719 - Well, yes, that's the company line, but there's a little bit more to it than that. 315 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,720 - Tell me everything. 316 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,639 (CELL PHONE CHIMES PLAYFULLY) 317 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,640 - Oh, sorry. Um... 318 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,279 Diane! Hi, hi. 319 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,599 SOFTLY: Sorry, it's my manager. Can you just... 320 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,280 No. Yeah. No, no, no, I'm listening. I was... 321 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,800 (HEARTBEATS THUMP RAPIDLY) 322 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,600 Well, c� 323 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,999 Could you just, maybe... 324 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,080 (RAPID THUMPING BUILDS) 325 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,680 (THUMPING STOPS ABRUPTLY) 326 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Um... 327 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:27,280 I need to find Nicky, like, right now. 328 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:33,840 - What� What about Mia? She's got her great voice, and she's passionate. 329 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,839 - Yes, Mia would be a perfect Helen. 330 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,320 - But is she a goddess, Gloria? 331 00:17:39,321 --> 00:17:43,279 Will thousands of men be prepared to die just to glimpse one look at her? 332 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,159 - Yes, I agree. She's not right. 333 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:49,279 - She belted a D. - (GASPS) Once-in-a-generation talent. 334 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,759 - This is a private convocation. Nobody can see what we're doing. 335 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,839 - What's going on, pork chop? - So sorry. 336 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,359 Um, I really need your help, Nicky. Like, right now. 337 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,119 - Get out! 338 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,320 - What did you think of Mia? 339 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,959 - Well, she belted a D, so... 340 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:08,879 - What are you asking him for? Get everyone, Gaye. I've made my decisions. 341 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,880 - OK. 342 00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,360 - Please? 343 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,600 - Come with me. 344 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,920 (MILITARY DRUMMING MUSIC) 345 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,600 (RURU HOOTS) 346 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,880 - The role of Achilles, 347 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:28,480 leader of the Greek army, goes to... 348 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,880 Adam Whitford. - Hey! 349 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:37,479 - Paris, Prince of Troy � 350 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:40,600 in his first role at Pizzazz � 351 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,920 Connor Onosa'i. (APPLAUSE) 352 00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:52,879 - Why doesn't it mention that you're directing Cats in the application? 353 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:57,439 - Well, that� that would be because I'm not currently directing Cats. 354 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,239 - That could be why you lost your O-1 visa. 355 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,199 You still got a manager, though? Diane... something. 356 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:07,359 - In a recent turn of events, I do not have a manager either. I... 357 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,639 I really need you to not tell Mum any of this. 358 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,639 - King Menelaus, 359 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,199 King Priam 360 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:16,200 and Odysseus � 361 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,360 Mikaere Dean. - Hey! 362 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,879 - Hecuba, 363 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,199 Queen of Troy, 364 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,040 and Ensemble Member Four... 365 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,800 President Gaye Summers! 366 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,960 - (WHOOPS) 367 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,479 - What do I need to do to get back? 368 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:39,959 - You're gonna need an immigration lawyer � an expensive one. 369 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,799 - In the role of 370 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,800 Helen of Troy, 371 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,679 goddess 372 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,680 and daughter of Zeus... 373 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,440 Jacqui James. 374 00:19:52,311 --> 00:19:56,079 - Oh, she's gonna give us a sneak peek! 375 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:59,119 - MURMURS: Congratulations, darling. - (CHUCKLES) 376 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,120 - We end the musical 377 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,520 on the city parapets. 378 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,320 Helen looks out across the ocean 379 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,679 to her homeland. 380 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,999 - You have to prove that you hold a critical role 381 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:16,799 in an organisation that has a distinguished reputation in your field. 382 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,999 - This is Tauranga. How the hell am I meant to do that? 383 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,280 (ADRIAN SPEAKS DISTANTLY) 384 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,600 No. No! 385 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:30,439 - Your mum would appreciate it. She's done a lot for you. 386 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:35,399 - OK, no disrespect, but this is an amateur company. - The visa people don't know that. 387 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,519 They probably don't even know where New Zealand is. 388 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,520 - # When you set sail 389 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:42,800 # across the sea, 390 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,240 # you're heading home 391 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,520 # where you're meant to be. 392 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,920 - I can't. 393 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,840 - Well, then. I suggest you unpack. 394 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:02,280 - # But you can't control what danger awaits you. 395 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:07,199 # You don't like the odds, cos the gods, well, they hate you. 396 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,400 # So the weather turns. 397 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,640 # All your hope is gone. 398 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,040 # Do you turn back now 399 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:18,360 # or journey on? 400 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,360 # I'll go the long way home. 401 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,959 # The storm arrives. It's here to stay. 402 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,960 # The long way home. 403 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,839 # But at least I'm on my way. 404 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,840 # My fortune is falling, 405 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,040 # but home, it is calling. 406 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:36,120 # I know 407 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,880 # I'll go the long way home. - ENSEMBLE: # Ho-o-ome. 408 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,159 - # I don't know how long it takes, 409 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,839 # the long way home. - ENSEMBLE: # Ho-o-ome. 410 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:50,039 - # There's a chance the journey makes me tired and weary. - # Tired and weary. 411 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,399 - # Might be lonely and scary. - # Might be lonely and scary. 412 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:55,839 - # I know... - # I know... 413 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:59,199 - Charlie's gonna help with the show! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 414 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:06,120 - # ...I'll go the long way hooome! - ENSEMBLE: # Hooome! 415 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:12,039 - ALL: # I'll go the long way home. 416 00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:16,280 # I don't know how long it takes, the long way home. 417 00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,999 # There's a chance the journey makes me tired and weary. 418 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,280 # Might be lonely and scary, 419 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,480 # I know. 420 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:31,479 - # I'll go the long way home. - ALL: # Long way home. 421 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,159 # Oh-eh-oh. Oh-eh-oh. Long way home. 422 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:37,160 # The long way home. # 423 00:22:37,210 --> 00:22:41,760 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31091

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