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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:02,600 -Well then. -Then so. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,000 We're early. The gates are closed. 3 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,500 Do you want to play a game? 4 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:11,400 -Yes. -So here we shall do. 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,640 You can be Uncle Paul so I'm you, okay? 6 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,160 -Yes. -Then we drive. 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,480 So there. Ready? 8 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,480 Let's go. 9 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:24,760 Let's go! 10 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,170 Okay. 11 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,760 So I'm you? 12 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,000 Move! 13 00:00:36,080 --> 00:00:38,280 I want chocolate. Can I borrow the phone? 14 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:39,920 Can I borrow the phone? 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,560 Can I borrow the phone? Can I have chocolate? 16 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:44,720 Who taught you to drive? 17 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:46,370 Well then. 18 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:54,040 Damn child locks. 19 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:55,840 I'm coming in. 20 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,370 Oh my God. 21 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:02,520 We are trying... 22 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:04,480 Okay. 23 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:07,640 Now I want you to ... I want you to go out. 24 00:01:07,641 --> 00:01:08,599 Oh really? 25 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,880 And opens the door for me. 26 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,010 No. 27 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,680 Can you go out and walk around? 28 00:01:13,681 --> 00:01:14,719 It's not possible. 29 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,360 -Hello? -We are locked up. 30 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,920 Yes I know. 31 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,920 I know and you have to help me. 32 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,200 Can you open the door? 33 00:01:22,280 --> 00:01:23,840 We're locked up. 34 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,040 Hello! 35 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:29,760 Is anyone there? 36 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:32,000 -Let me out! -Let me go! 37 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:33,130 Hello? 38 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,600 Hello! 39 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,240 -Hello? -Hello? 40 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,440 You! 41 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,960 Came back! Can you open the door? 42 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,920 Hi. Can you... 43 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,600 Can you open the door? 44 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:50,640 Running! 45 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,840 Have a nice day. 46 00:01:52,841 --> 00:01:53,799 See you later. 47 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,000 -Excuse. -Yes? 48 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,130 Do you work here? 49 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,560 I am the vice-chancellor. Who are you? 50 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:02,040 Joshie Isaacs uncle. Do you have time for a while? 51 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,640 Not really. I'm talking. 52 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:06,760 It's quite important ... 53 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,320 I'm calling. 54 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:13,320 I was locked in my car just now and a lady let me out. 55 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,680 I did not have time to say thank you. 56 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,520 Chestnut hair, purple coat? 57 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,520 Maybe 160 cm. 58 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:25,920 Really thick? 59 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,050 Excuse? 60 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,760 That was the word he used, Mrs. Isaacs. 61 00:02:30,761 --> 00:02:32,719 I would have said "narrow" if it had been true. 62 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,679 It does not matter. 63 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,800 It may not be your fault but he left your son. 64 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:40,040 Narrow is descriptive. As long. "Tall woman" you could say. 65 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:43,160 Thanks. I'll let you know. 66 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,800 There are no problems with "tall, slender woman". 67 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,040 But what if she had fiery red hair, 68 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,960 freckles and an eye patch, or ... 69 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,320 A bald man with a tattoo on Vesuvius on his neck? 70 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,140 Did you want to meet me? 71 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,160 You two must have met. 72 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,200 I opened your car door. 73 00:03:00,201 --> 00:03:01,239 Yep it's me. 74 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,520 Sorry I was in a hurry. 75 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,580 I should have thought of that child lock. 76 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,760 It was pretty stupid. 77 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,520 Mrs Brady. June? 78 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:12,440 We have a problem. 79 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,040 I just wanted to thank you. 80 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:19,960 You are welcome. 81 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:28,440 I wanted to find you to thank you personally. 82 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:32,280 The only word I came up with to describe you 83 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,080 was to say you were ... 84 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,640 quite thick. 85 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,720 -Thick? -Quite thick. 86 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,520 You could have mentioned my purple coat. 87 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:44,480 That was apparently not enough. 88 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,920 Or that I was handsome and had kind eyes? 89 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,480 You could have said that. 90 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,800 Of course. But I tried ... 91 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:56,760 summarize you in as few words as possible. 92 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:57,890 Thick. 93 00:03:57,960 --> 00:03:59,240 Did you call me stupid? 94 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,440 No, I said it was stupid. 95 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,760 You're a nasty idiot who behaves badly towards fat people. 96 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:10,000 Then we have leveled it. 97 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:12,720 SENIOR SUIT 98 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:47,000 You do everything for a story. 99 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,840 Who does this? 100 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:51,760 It's for nurses so they know what it's like to be old. 101 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,520 How do I look? 102 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,960 Like Lewis Hamilton. 103 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:57,560 How does it feel? 104 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,640 If it feels like this to be 80 years old 105 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:01,640 so you can kill me when i'm 79 years old. 106 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,080 Check out. This is 20 years ... 107 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:06,600 40 years. 108 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:07,920 20 year... 109 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,840 40 years. 110 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,130 Yes. 111 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,600 Give me an assignment. 112 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:22,320 Pick up the phone and open the Meals on Wheels website. 113 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:24,080 -What? -Pick up the phone! 114 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:30,120 One sixth of the population must live like this. 115 00:05:32,711 --> 00:05:34,639 What is this? 116 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:35,800 My screensaver. 117 00:05:35,831 --> 00:05:37,799 Why? 118 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:39,520 It's a contextual image. 119 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,800 What? 120 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,840 Take off those fucking headphones! 121 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,840 They do not work to have. 122 00:05:46,841 --> 00:05:49,199 Why do you have Piers Morgan as a screensaver? 123 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:52,640 I switch to it in the morning and think: 124 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,560 whoever I am, I'm not him. 125 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:58,160 It suits life in its context better than mountains at sunrise. 126 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:00,440 I had Saddam Hussein before. Then he died. 127 00:06:00,520 --> 00:06:03,050 Then I had Gaddafi. He died. Sedan Thatcher. She died. 128 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,170 Now it's Piers. 129 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:07,080 I'm keeping my fingers crossed for Piers. 130 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:10,400 Is it going well? 131 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,010 Certainly. 132 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:15,720 It's Naomi. 133 00:06:15,721 --> 00:06:17,399 Hey. 134 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,400 Fan ta dig. Where's the idiot? 135 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,520 Do you know how hard it is to be nice? 136 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,080 against the teachers? 137 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,159 But I do! 138 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:31,000 In one morning, you've basically ruined Joshie's entire education. 139 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,160 -It's to take in. -Do you think? 140 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:37,000 The headmaster made sure that Michael Sylvester did not have a chance 141 00:06:37,001 --> 00:06:38,719 to bring in the son of Haberdashers 142 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,920 because his wife forgot a Hanukkah present. 143 00:06:40,921 --> 00:06:42,159 So you should apologize! 144 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,920 What should I say? 145 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,400 "Sorry, now I see that you're size 36"? 146 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,080 If that's what it takes. 147 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,800 Can't you teach him at home? 148 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:53,320 I'm going to stop working and spend the next six years 149 00:06:53,321 --> 00:06:55,159 to the multiplication table of the eight. 150 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:58,280 No, I'm paying taxes for someone else to do it. 151 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,720 I fetch him and buy her flowers. 152 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:05,800 Not just any. A giant bouquet 153 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:08,519 which is the most expensive you will find in north London. 154 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:10,640 -Certainly. Kiss. -Shit on you. 155 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,000 Ready? 156 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,370 Okay. 157 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:23,880 I met? 158 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:26,730 Oh my God. 159 00:07:30,391 --> 00:07:32,399 Okay. 160 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:33,560 Where... 161 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,040 So there. 162 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,280 -I'm jumping on it. -I will ... 163 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:40,530 There it is. 164 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,800 Now you're bad out. 165 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,330 -You're bad out. -Drive hard. 166 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,450 20 years younger. 167 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,440 Stop! 168 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:51,800 Oh no. 169 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:53,720 Shall we continue? 170 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,850 Oh no. 171 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,560 Give me a head start. 172 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,480 -Like what? -Five points? 173 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,610 Too much. 174 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:02,720 Come on. I can barely hold the racket. 175 00:08:02,721 --> 00:08:04,119 Two points. 176 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,879 Two points and I get the double track. 177 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:06,930 Never. 178 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,880 No, you do not get a match to brag about. 179 00:08:08,881 --> 00:08:11,839 Three points and the single track. 180 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:12,890 No! 181 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,080 -No! -Come on! 182 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,610 You're such a coward. 183 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:18,840 You're an asshole. 184 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,200 I feel at home. 185 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,360 -You fit in. -My gang. 186 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:28,840 Well then. 187 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,480 Check out. 188 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:33,640 Not bad. 189 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:37,560 Good work. 190 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,640 Look at this. 191 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,360 -Damn. -Oh no. 192 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,200 Crikey. 193 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,520 Crikey. Sorry. 194 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,520 Yes, but you have an advantage. 195 00:08:52,521 --> 00:08:53,479 Well ... 196 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:55,520 The weight slows you down. 197 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,840 I'm too strong. It ends up too far away. 198 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,000 Too strong upper body. 199 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,880 For this game, yes. 200 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,760 -Less snack, more bowling. -I will ... 201 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,080 drive as weak as I can. 202 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,210 Well then. 203 00:09:47,431 --> 00:09:49,399 Why? 204 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,480 I'm trying to be you! 205 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,480 What do you mean? 206 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:57,120 This one puts on 20 years of age. 207 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,720 I'm not deaf! 208 00:09:58,800 --> 00:09:59,850 No! 209 00:09:59,880 --> 00:10:03,400 If I were, I'd get a hearing aid! 210 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:06,880 It's true. 211 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,370 You remember Louis with whom we played poker. 212 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,960 Yes. Hi, Louis. 213 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:18,240 Hello Paul. 214 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:20,560 Maybe you can help. 215 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:22,800 Paul works for that Jewish newspaper. 216 00:10:22,801 --> 00:10:23,879 Chronicle? 217 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,520 No, The Examiner. 218 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,160 -Enquirer. -Enquirer. 219 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:29,600 Tell me what you said. 220 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,440 I'm LGBTQ. 221 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:33,640 Is that so? 222 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,920 Which of them? Not L anyway. 223 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,880 Are you GBT or Q? 224 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,200 -Q. -So you are asking? 225 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,330 That's right. 226 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:43,200 Not sure what gender you are. 227 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:46,160 No, but I'm asking myself that question. 228 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,320 What are you asking yourself? 229 00:10:48,321 --> 00:10:50,039 The meaning of life, the price of milk? 230 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,090 Tell. 231 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:56,240 I think I'm Japanese. 232 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,280 You think you're Japanese? 233 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:04,000 Yes, but in the body of a Jewish man. 234 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,840 In the body of an old Jewish man. 235 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,840 He lives in the Lenton Bayfield home. 236 00:11:07,920 --> 00:11:11,000 They torment me every Friday. 237 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,560 They give him chicken soup. 238 00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:14,760 -What do you want? -Miso soup. 239 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,360 They do not let him have chopsticks. 240 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,040 And no Kobe beef. 241 00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:22,360 They massage the cows with beer. 242 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:25,680 Questioning within the LGBTQ community 243 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,920 usually applies to gender and not food. 244 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,800 Let me try. 245 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,760 Why? 246 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,760 I want to see what it's like to be 95 years old. 247 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,000 Seriously? 248 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,440 Let me try. 249 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,480 -Oh my God. -Come again. 250 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:46,400 If Taylor Swift had expressed her support 251 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:50,200 for Jews who ask themselves whether they are Japanese 252 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,080 would you be interested. 253 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:53,680 When she does, I am. 254 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:58,400 It is my right to be taken seriously 255 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,680 in the same way as everyone else 256 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,560 no matter the age. 257 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,480 Maybe I'm Japanese. 258 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,760 Maybe maybe not. 259 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,840 That's what I'm asking myself! 260 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:12,320 Calm down. 261 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,840 What do you know about Japan? 262 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,840 Hiroshima. 263 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,280 They are affected by tsunamis. 264 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,120 Something else? 265 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:24,240 I saw You only live twice on TV. 266 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,400 That was two years ago when my wife died. 267 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,920 It was not much, was it? 268 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:33,120 I can not move! 269 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,960 Now you know how it feels. 270 00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:37,080 I can not move my arms and legs. 271 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,640 Attempt. 272 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,280 -I'll try. -Yes. 273 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,330 Damn! 274 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,320 Do you want to test, Louis? 275 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,880 Fukazaruna. 276 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,040 Sorry, can you ... 277 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,200 Excuse? 278 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,800 Sorry, I did not see you. 279 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:04,080 You did not see the black man in the queue? 280 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,960 Can I have a dozen white roses? 281 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,160 Wait now. It was not because you're black. 282 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,200 The glasses make me not see. 283 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,000 Racist glasses, then? 284 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:16,080 I'm a journalist. I'm testing the suit. 285 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,400 It adds up to 20 years at one's age. 286 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,560 20 years, 40 years, 20 years. 287 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:22,410 Certainly. 288 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:27,360 It is offensive to be accused of racism. 289 00:13:27,361 --> 00:13:28,319 -Is it? -Yes. 290 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:30,480 BAME rights are important to me. 291 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,960 -Certainly. -Yes. 292 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:35,200 Earlier today I could have described a woman as black. 293 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,040 How did you describe her? 294 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,640 As quite thick. 295 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,840 So good. 296 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,720 What does it stand for? 297 00:13:43,721 --> 00:13:44,679 What? 298 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:46,520 BAME. 299 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:48,810 Black... 300 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:52,140 African, from the Middle East. 301 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,760 What a hypocrite! 302 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,320 Okay. 303 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:56,480 Black... 304 00:13:56,481 --> 00:14:01,199 -Asian, from the Middle East. -Still hypocrites. 305 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,920 Black, Asian, ethnic minority. 306 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,280 It includes Jews. I'm Jewish! 307 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,720 You are not BAME. 308 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,880 I'm a minority, so I'm BAME. 309 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,240 It should protect underprivileged groups. 310 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:17,200 You can not say that Phil Green and Harvey Weinstein are BAME. 311 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:19,520 But if you do not want to be with the Jews 312 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,720 you may delete "ME". 313 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,760 -Remove "ME"? -Remove with "ME". 314 00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:23,879 Just "BA". 315 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,840 How many Asians are visited? 316 00:14:25,841 --> 00:14:27,839 -No, damn it. -Then you only have "B" left. 317 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:30,160 Excuse me. We are visited all the time. 318 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,320 Yes, on explosives and child marriage. 319 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,640 But we get inspected! 320 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:36,880 Yes, and they visit me on heavy drugs and kitchen knives. 321 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,640 Why do they visit Jews? 322 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:39,980 This is not a competition. 323 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,280 Ethnic bank fraud. 324 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,520 It's racist. 325 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:48,400 You're a little racist, she is, and so am I. 326 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,800 No one is going anywhere. 327 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,600 No danger. 328 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,040 You have to catch up. 329 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:56,720 -45 lbs. -What the hell, 45? 330 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,420 The black man's exclusive right. 331 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,440 You're not Japanese. 332 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,570 No. 333 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,880 But I'm asking myself that question. 334 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,400 There's a Caribbean eatery in Holloway. 335 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,720 Their chicken should be amazing. 336 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,560 Maybe I'm black. 337 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,480 No, you're not black. 338 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,080 You are an ethnic minority. 339 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,640 What a racist response. 340 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,080 Now you have to eat 341 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,520 the good sushi I brought. 342 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,960 Otherwise, I'm going out and saying you're non-binary. 343 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,520 But I can count. 344 00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,760 Genderfluid, Louis. 345 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:51,360 I'll ruin your chances to kiss and lie down 346 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,480 as long as you live. 347 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:54,610 So... 348 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,760 Your choice. 349 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,200 What is green? 350 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,200 It's good. 351 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,080 You bastard! 352 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,200 Oh my God. 353 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,280 I'll take you. 354 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,680 Stay. A moment. 355 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,480 I'll take you. 356 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,640 Yes. 357 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:29,000 Forgive me for being late. 358 00:17:29,001 --> 00:17:29,999 To you. 359 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,960 So now you're an idiot with flowers. 360 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,480 Yes. Come on. 361 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,480 Okay. 362 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,080 -Hello! -Here he is. 363 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,800 -What did she say? -It's calm. 364 00:17:44,801 --> 00:17:46,239 -Oh really? -Yes, that's good. 365 00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,840 I'll drive her home. 366 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:49,680 Is she still in the car? 367 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:51,400 Come in! 368 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,560 Yes, come in! 369 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:54,880 Whats happening here? 370 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,240 I need a new mattress. 371 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,460 Yes, but you have three. 372 00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,120 100 day trial period. 373 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,320 You send back the ones you do not want. 374 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:05,000 Yes, but most people keep theirs if they like it. 375 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,070 -I'm not like most people. -It's not you. 376 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,240 Neither are you. 377 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,600 Are you going to have it like this for 100 days? 378 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:14,320 No, I'll try everyone today and choose the best one. 379 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,880 -Hey, Naomi. -Hey. Come in. 380 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,880 I apologize to my brother. 381 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,480 No problem. We solved it. 382 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:22,920 I've been thinking about getting one. Are they good? 383 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,320 You can try. 384 00:18:24,321 --> 00:18:26,559 -No, you're probably right. -It's probably the best. 385 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,600 Naomi does not mind. 386 00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:30,239 Obviously not. 387 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:31,640 It can be useful. 388 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,720 You are welcome. 389 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,850 Here. 390 00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:40,920 -Yes? -Yes. 391 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,680 It's so comfortable. 392 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:45,120 - Are you doing me a favor? -Visst. 393 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,240 - Lie down next to me. -Okay. 394 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,400 Where are the chocolate biscuits? 395 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:52,560 This is the test. 396 00:18:52,561 --> 00:18:55,119 I close my eyes so you have to choose when you step up. 397 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,400 If it's good I should not even notice it. 398 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:58,530 Okay. 399 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,840 -When you are done. -I'm up. 400 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,160 But hey, I did not notice anything! 401 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,840 What a good mattress. 402 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:14,320 We try the other way. 403 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,520 Lie down we'll see if you notice anything. 404 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,000 Do you mean? 405 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,130 Why not? 406 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,400 It was nothing. 407 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,840 I'm going to read to Joshie. 408 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,720 Good. He's a little behind. 409 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:26,840 Thanks for the feedback outside of school hours. 410 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,280 Tell me when I step up. Hope your page does not move. 411 00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,720 -Okay. -Blunda. 412 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,600 I felt something. Have you stepped up? 413 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,760 -No. -I felt something. 414 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,130 I felt something! 415 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,960 You might be imagining. 416 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,320 - Shall we try another? -Yes. 417 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,600 Okay. 418 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,920 I knew you. 419 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,280 Can you lie? 420 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:58,319 What? 421 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,240 Can you lie that you do not feel anything? 422 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,370 Please? 423 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:03,560 Okay. 424 00:20:20,671 --> 00:20:22,639 What? 425 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:23,690 Wooden skull! 426 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,320 Better that than an idiot. 427 00:20:25,321 --> 00:20:29,319 Why is Joshie talking about Istanbul and drugs? 428 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:30,370 Funny. 429 00:20:30,371 --> 00:20:32,959 June played the title track to the Midnight Express car 430 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,400 and he wanted to know the plot. 431 00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,000 We told the prison. 432 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,640 So does the male rape. 433 00:20:39,641 --> 00:20:40,719 How nice. 434 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:41,759 Are you stupid? 435 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:42,799 You are his teacher! 436 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,940 Outside working hours. 437 00:20:43,941 --> 00:20:45,919 Outside working hours, you say. 438 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,720 Then the whole family can watch Human Centipede, right? 439 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,960 Come down now, Joshie! 440 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,000 Ignore everything you heard in the car. 441 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,820 Where are the chocolate biscuits? 442 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,040 Am I going to jail? 443 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,840 You'll give them to Miss Brady. 444 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,240 She does not notice a few thousand calories. 445 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:15,040 So there. 446 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,039 Thanks for the ride. 447 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,240 No reason at all. 448 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,720 I'm a little hypersensitive. 449 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,520 So you say. 450 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,480 You are an adult. 451 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,960 And has beautiful eyes. 452 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,440 And a big smile. 453 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,440 Damn. I forgot my coat. 454 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,080 I will fetch it. 455 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,210 Thanks. 456 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,010 -Hello. -Hejsan. 457 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,680 Junes kappa. I promised to pick it up. 458 00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,600 Come in. It should not be difficult to find. 459 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,480 Where did I put it? 460 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,400 -What? -The purple tent. 461 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,040 We have tried all and this one is the best. 462 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:07,360 This is good. Fixed. 463 00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,160 It was amazing. 464 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,880 Do they take it back with stains? 465 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:12,360 It's in the agreement. 466 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:13,800 You hate him. 467 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,560 Everyone is good. 468 00:22:15,561 --> 00:22:17,719 When you mention him, it's "fucking Simon" here, 469 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:18,759 "fucking Simon" there. 470 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,000 You did not let him in! 471 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,280 A one-time event. 472 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:22,640 A three-way phenomenon. 473 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,079 She's taking advantage of you. 474 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,520 As a bed tester. 475 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,040 I do not mind it. 476 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,800 I found it. 477 00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,840 You can greet her nice weekend. 478 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:37,170 One more time? 479 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,520 I want to write an article about me. 480 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,880 - Are you helping? -Okay. 481 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:57,200 I have been racist, sexist, behaved badly towards fat people, 482 00:22:57,201 --> 00:22:59,359 probably transphobic and misanthropic. 483 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:01,480 Yet it is not even a day that stands out. 484 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,720 -Whatever. -How did I become like this? 485 00:23:03,721 --> 00:23:04,999 Was I like this as a child? 486 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,080 Yes. Naomi too. 487 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:10,040 Just fine. So it's genetic. 488 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,080 Yes, it's genetic. 489 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,000 I have prejudices 490 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,520 but so do the Chinese in Chinatown, right? 491 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,320 Gays hang out with gays in Soho, Jews in Golders Green. 492 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,280 But these are not prejudices. It's hanging with polar bears. 493 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,920 Call it what you will. 494 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,520 But I'm racist, against the French 495 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,160 and transgender people, but ... 496 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,280 We pretend to be open-minded. 497 00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,130 Pretend? 498 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:44,880 I read that Helen Mirren is a sexy 70-year-old. 499 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,960 But you should have seen her when she was 30. 500 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,600 Women in their 30s are objectively more beautiful 501 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,160 than in the 70s. 502 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:58,360 A fact. 503 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,120 I can not say that. You can not say to 70-year-olds 504 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,720 that they are a bit in the ugly direction. 505 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,760 I should write an article about you. 506 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,960 You do not want to ruin your barely successful career. 507 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,880 You're an idiot but I love you. 508 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,800 You're always my son. 509 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:28,360 L'chaim. 510 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,280 EILAT'S AIRPORT CAN OPEN THIS MILLION 511 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,560 JEWISH FATHER GIVES ALMOST HIS SON A COMPLIANCE 512 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,800 WHITE BEANS ARE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL, SAYS LEADING RABBINE 513 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,760 THE RELIGIOUS DATING APP RSWIPE HAS BEEN LAUNCHED 514 00:25:12,810 --> 00:25:17,360 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33328

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