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Roger. Do not worry.
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We'll put out that fire
before you have time to say
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Gas explosion kills family of four in Stevenage.
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Oh. Crap!
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Crap!
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-Sorry.
-No problems.
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Your name is Paul, huh? Welcome.
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Really good coffee.
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I'm good at foam machines.
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How is it?
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Now that you're appointed station manager
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we at The Jewish Enquirer thought it was timely
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to talk
about the important work of the fire brigade.
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A story about little me?
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It was either
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or a gala
for Israeli and Palestinian mothers
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and we have had four such
in recent months
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this is how I am.
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-If you insist.
-Oh, I have my camera.
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Wow. Leaking equipment. It's so small and cute.
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Sorry.
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-I need help.
-Is it urgent?
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Yes, it's urgent.
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The birthday magician is not coming.
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I have to entertain
a mountain of six-year-olds for two hours.
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Has the magician disappeared?
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Looked at the other part of the box?
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The bastard double booked me
with a Hindu wedding!
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Try card games?
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-They are huge!
-Put the tail on the donkey?
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It's not 18th century Burnley.
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Okay, I'll think about it.
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Damn!
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My sister, she's crazy.
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Should we start? I have to be ready by 11.
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-Do you want to try?
-In the fire truck?
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Yep. Takes and drives a small turn.
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Make sure everything works.
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-May I?
-Varsågod.
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This is amazing!
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- Do you want me to turn on the sirens?
-Yes! Yes I do.
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Okay, Ross. Get them started.
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Can we drive towards red?
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We should not
unless it is an emergency.
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Please? Just a little red light.
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Drive on, Ross.
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I'm a firefighter! A firefighter!
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It was absolutely incredible.
Really heroic, please.
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You are welcome.
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I'm going to write a cruel article.
A photo?
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For the newspaper or the bedroom wall?
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For...
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-I'm kidding.
-Aha.
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Do not mention the red light.
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Which red light?
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-Okay. Take a photo.
-Okay.
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-Wonderfully.
-Fint?
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-Yes.
-Nice.
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I'm taking another.
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-Too much?
-It's never too much.
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I have the story.
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Drive to East Finchley Underground Station.
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Someone has painted Nazi graffiti.
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Can it wait? I have to write the article.
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It's gone tomorrow!
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It's good
that they wash it off, right?
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Not if I'm going to print a picture
of an empty wall.
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"Vandalized wall
cleansed by benefactors"?
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Positive headline.
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What is a positive headline?
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Okay, I'm doing it
and I'm allowed to use the word sunken.
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-Solved down?
-Solved down.
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Okay, use sunken.
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I use it
in the fucking headline.
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Just drive there and take a picture.
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Okay, I need the chips aisle
and the jam aisle.
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Walk five and eight.
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How can you know that?
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I know the place by heart.
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I'm here every night. Around seven.
Heaven for singles.
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Excuse me. Hi
Hope this is not offensive.
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Which brand of limepickles
do you prefer?
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I do not know. I make my own.
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-Wow, you make your own?
-Yes.
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What is the recipe?
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It's simple, lime, salt, chili and oil.
That's all.
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We get along so well, can I invite you to dinner?
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We go to the kosher corridor. Martin Ross
must have met his wife there.
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They apparently chose round latkes
over the triangular ones.
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Love at first latken.
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Have you heard of a gay firefighter?
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I Village People?
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You can be
both gay and brave.
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You have to be very brave.
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-Many gay soldiers.
-We are Sparta.
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Okay, take this one.
You're in a series crash.
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Who do you want to come
to you with the jaws of life?
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Bruce Willis or Graham Norton?
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Are we talking Die Hard -Willis
or Sixth Sense -Willis?
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Because he would just take notes.
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He would whisper.
You scream and bleed
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and he just whispers.
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Norton would be too funny.
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Willis or Spacey, then?
Maybe not Spacey.
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-No.
-Okay, what about Willis
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or Gareth Thomas, the rugby player?
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Gareth Thomas. I want to be embraced by him.
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Always.
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-Hurry up, give me two types of hummus.
-Which two?
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I know her. What was
her name now? Ruth something.
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Harris. She's Naomi's friend.
She is a marriage counselor.
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She is going to divorce for the third time.
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She is cute. If you talk
to her, Naomi will kill you.
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If she wanted to kill me, I would have been dead.
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She likes to keep them alive.
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-I saw her first.
-So yes, boy.
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-She is mine.
-She is a person.
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A therapist
who treats women as objects?
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-I saw her first.
-Surt.
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-Hello. Ruth.
-Oh, hey ... Paul.
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Paul, exactly. You look great, by the way.
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Thanks.
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-Considering the circumstances.
-Yes. Thanks.
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I mean ... The basket looks heavy.
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Yes. I had no gear for that cart.
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-God, how annoying!
-I can do it.
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Look there, go ahead.
What luck you have.
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-Are you sure?
-Yes, sure.
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By the way, how much gear did you have?
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75 pence.
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No it is fine.
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-I insist.
-Really, I bid.
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Excuse me, which hummus is best?
Sorry, Ruth, huh?
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-You're Naomi's boyfriend.
-Ex.
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Yes. I hate hummus.
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Really? You do not look
like someone who dislikes hummus.
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What do I look like, then?
Besides hummus?
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Falafel. You have a falafel face.
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-Thank you, Paul.
-Visst.
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She's a little sensitive.
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Have you called anyone a falafel face
and got a good reaction?
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- See you at the checkout, okay?
-Where are you going?
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-I'm going to get some toilet paper.
-And?
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I do it with two free rolls.
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Naomi thinks it looks embarrassing.
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-I'm not Naomi.
-It's become a thing.
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Buy toilet paper with me?
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Simon, that's good for you.
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-Can you be quiet?
-Buy a toilet roll with me!
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We buy the giant absorbent,
you like the giant absorbent!
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-Okay, so it was 07 ...
-07974 ...
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-Yes.
-... 961555.
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Just call and hang up.
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-Hello again.
-Hey.
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She does not buy tampons
if there is a man at the checkout.
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If he's over 65, it's okay.
Just no one my age.
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Galet. You know what, we should go out sometime.
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Maybe we can talk about our
neurotic grocery store phobias.
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Who is neurotic?
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Maybe I can invite you to another shopping cart?
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A one-time event. I've known
you for years through your sister.
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Suddenly you invite me.
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-Simon got your number. He made me laugh.
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He called you falafel face.
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I lent you a pound.
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You know what, I'm leaving my boy
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at Joshie's party on Sunday.
I'll take the pound then.
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-Are you ready?
-Not yet. Come in.
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Up there.
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How was your week?
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-Writes about the new fire chief.
-For?
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-You know that.
-Jewish Inspector?
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Inquirer. Oh my God.
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-What?
-It's time.
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Come on, you're kidding.
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Thought to give it to Joshie.
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Are you going to give my car track
to Joshie as a present?
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-I have nothing for him.
-Give him money.
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Money does not show caring.
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You have not been caring.
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What's in the box?
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A helium balloon with Joshie's face on it.
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Oh, a helium balloon. How impressed she will be.
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And I have fixed
something a little extra for the party.
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Fäskare.
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Come on.
Say it's from me too.
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One last time for the sake of old times.
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-Pax on the blue car!
-Pax on the blue car!
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What the hell are you doing?
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-What?
-You're flirting with Ruth!
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She's crazy. Do you know that she
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do not buy tampons
if the cashier is a man under 65?
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Why did you invite her then?
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Then she asked for a gear for a cart.
It's flirtatious.
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It's flirty to borrow a pound?
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Would you like a finger in the ass
if you lent her a ten?
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Would not say no.
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-She's here, by the way.
-Hon ...
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What's in the bags?
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My old car track.
Thought Joshie would like it.
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Is that your birthday present?
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It costs £ 300.
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New.
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It's actually from me and Dad.
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We still play so we sacrifice
part of our lives for Joshie.
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So you can probably be a little kind anyway.
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Okay, reasonable.
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But not it. It's just from me.
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Her son is out there, by the way.
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You have to see him. He's
the nightmare child from hell.
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Go and play with him.
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The way to a woman's heart is through children.
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Joshie. Happy Birthday.
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Joshie. Happy Birthday.
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I have a surprise for you then
but I can not say what.
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You're Ruth's son, huh?
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-Are you having fun?
-Yes.
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Good. May I tell you a home ice cream?
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You must not tell anyone.
You do not tell anyone?
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-Okay.
-I want out!
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A fire truck is coming to the party today.
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-Fire engine!
-Where is your mother, where ...
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Mother!
There's a fire truck coming! Fire engine!
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Run and play football.
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Cute young.
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You idiot!
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How did you know he was mine?
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-He looks like you.
-He does not do that at all.
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Naomi may have given me
clues about his personality.
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-As?
-She said he was exuberant.
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No one uses orders bubbling.
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Okay. She may have joked that
he's the nightmare child from hell.
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The rescue service.
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Hi. I'm trying to reach Gordon
at Finchley's fire station.
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Paul Green from the Jewish Enquirer.
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-Is it urgent?
-Yes, quite.
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The fire brigade. Where are you?
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I want to know approximately how
long it will take you to put out a fire.
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-Only about one.
-Give me it.
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I do not know how long it will take.
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- Do you see a fire?
-I see smoke, where ...
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-Where are you? Is it a breath?
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A puff, like a derailed barbecue.
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You are wasting our time.
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What do we think? 30 minutes? Must be type 30.
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-Hello!
-Are you crazy?
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They save lives.
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It might just take a minute.
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Some buckets, splash and splash, ready. What?
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Are you going?
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Mikey is going to sacrifice
a virgin at four o'clock.
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-Va?
-And I have a date with Simon.
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00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,240
-Good luck.
-Really?
254
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,760
Bilbana!
255
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:23,080
-Yes, it's Joshie's present.
-I want it!
256
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,800
No, it's not for you.
257
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,120
But if mom saves
enough gear
258
00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,040
so you can get one in about 60 years.
259
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,040
Follow me, Satan.
260
00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,520
What did you say? Why did she go?
261
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,520
Who has the biggest?
262
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,240
No!
263
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,650
No!
264
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,080
Not cake!
265
00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:48,560
No!
266
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:51,650
No!
267
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,880
Okay ... Hello!
268
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:59,000
Paul! Come here, please.
269
00:13:03,611 --> 00:13:07,839
-What the hell is this?
-What the hell is that?
270
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,480
-What the hell is this?
-What the hell is that?
271
00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:13,520
It's the sunken wall.
The sunken wall.
272
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,560
- The sunken wall?
-Sollaved wall in East Finchley.
273
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,920
How nice it is, really.
274
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,920
Should I call Joshie?
275
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,040
It would of course
be a picture of him.
276
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:24,170
JEWS GO HOME
277
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:27,640
Okay. I think we all agree
that it does not look like him.
278
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:30,520
If you squint, then maybe "Jews" can be the eyes,
279
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,650
"Go" can be the nose,
280
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:33,400
and "home" can be his smile.
281
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,760
It's a mistake. I bought it
online. Someone should have noticed.
282
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,720
-It's on the verge of a hate crime!
-You uploaded it.
283
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,200
If I uploaded a picture
that called Welsh idiots
284
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,540
then no one would print it.
285
00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,200
Apologize!
286
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,560
Okay. My mistake, my fault.
287
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:53,200
A helium balloon with
fascist graffiti on the sixth anniversary.
288
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,400
I do not really think
"my fault" is enough.
289
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:58,239
But it's speeding up the party, right?
290
00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,040
Jews, go home!
291
00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:02,640
Go home!
292
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,440
-I'm buying another.
-Enough best that you go.
293
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,320
Then I take my car track with me.
294
00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,880
-Your half.
-Hela.
295
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,600
Like I care.
296
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,800
I'll give him some money.
297
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:23,480
Better late than never.
Interesting balloon.
298
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,440
You must have had a fire to put out.
299
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,400
We are here now.
300
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:30,320
Big, dangerous fire, I guess.
301
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,990
It could have been
but luckily we got there quickly.
302
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:34,480
Little more than a campfire.
303
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:39,240
Campfire? No, that was a real ...
Well. "Campfire".
304
00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:41,439
-Did it go out unrestrained?
-What, uninhibited gay?
305
00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,479
I did not say that.
306
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,320
I'm an hour late when I'm going to do you a favor
307
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,760
and you call me gay?
308
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,880
I had to let them throw cake at me.
309
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,960
We put out a real fire.
310
00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:56,200
What luck you have
to ride a real fire truck!
311
00:14:56,201 --> 00:14:59,199
-Unfortunately, it is no longer possible.
-Excuse me? What has happened?
312
00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:00,920
Ask your husband.
313
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,160
My husband?
314
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,240
This is my asshole brother,
so shit down you.
315
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:09,200
Now you're going to ride a
fire truck, right? Joshie? Come on.
316
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:11,760
So, up with you there.
So there. Up.
317
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,000
Do not be stupid. Move.
318
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,650
Seriously?
319
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,370
Move.
320
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,160
Stop now. Out of the way.
321
00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:48,720
Come on.
322
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:51,760
We take the second. We're driving Jack.
323
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:56,840
It's Wolverine. Okay...
324
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,240
I can not do any of this.
325
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,760
-Hello!
-Here you have.
326
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,440
Are you giving me your car lane?
327
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,840
My gift to you.
Ruth's kid loves car lanes.
328
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,040
Thanks friend.
329
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,360
-What do you think about
the hairstyle? Is it a hairstyle?
330
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,680
Where are you going?
331
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:21,160
-Fish n chips.
-On the first date? Dare.
332
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,400
She chose it. She is cheap to run.
333
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,160
-Can I ask you something?
-Yes.
334
00:16:25,161 --> 00:16:27,279
Do you remember Judith, who broke up with you?
335
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:29,080
because you did not grow a mustache?
336
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,200
Yes?
337
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,680
-How was it sexy?
-Va?
338
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,520
She had children, didn't she?
339
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,680
Yes, she had an eight-year-old daughter.
340
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:38,930
-Okay, so she's given birth to a baby?
-Yes.
341
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,280
-Normal birth?
-Normal?
342
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,410
You know, vaginal.
343
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:44,360
It is pronounced vag-ina-l.
344
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,490
Okay, vag-ina-l.
345
00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:50,720
It's just that if you take a caesarean
section, everything is unchanged
346
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:54,920
but with Ruth
it would be my first ...
347
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,840
That's right, you're
a vag-ina-l maternity virgin.
348
00:16:58,841 --> 00:17:00,879
How is it?
349
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,000
-It's different.
-Really?
350
00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,160
God, yes. It's very different.
351
00:17:06,161 --> 00:17:07,679
How?
352
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,040
If I were you, I would not take the risk.
353
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:12,239
What if Ruth had a caesarean section?
354
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,480
I would start with that.
355
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,720
Go in, give her the car lane
356
00:17:15,721 --> 00:17:18,079
and then ask
about the condition of her vagina.
357
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,820
You'll probably get away with that.
358
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:33,280
-How much did it cost you?
-One hundred pounds for each year. 600.
359
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:37,560
I'm looking forward to my 3,900
on my next birthday.
360
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,320
-Very kind.
-Ha.
361
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:44,160
I have to make myself think of something else
by whipping the shit out of you.
362
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,840
We're building it.
363
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,680
-Build up what?
-Bilbanan.
364
00:17:47,871 --> 00:17:49,839
Simon got it.
365
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:53,920
Va? It was not yours to give.
We had joint ownership.
366
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,280
No. I did you a favor
saying it was from you too.
367
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,640
Call and ask to get it back.
368
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,200
They're at a restaurant.
369
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,080
-The?
-He's on a date with Ruth.
370
00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,560
Her young could get it.
371
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,680
-Why?
-I can not say why.
372
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,040
What were you thinking, you idiot?
Get it back!
373
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,160
He's not answering.
He never answers if it goes well.
374
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,360
How many fish and chips places are there?
375
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,200
-There is Two Brothers.
-Olympus.
376
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:22,050
Nautilus and West Hampstead,
Toff's and Muswell Hill.
377
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,320
They are everywhere.
378
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,560
If you drive, I will check them online.
379
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:32,880
If I had bought a toy for
the kid, I could have saved £ 500.
380
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:34,840
Let go of me.
381
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:37,280
Just let me pass.
382
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:41,640
Come on!
383
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:00,640
Fucking West Hampstead.
384
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,640
Stay somewhere
where you can park!
385
00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,410
FISH & CHIPS
386
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,400
Yes, cute.
387
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,800
-Hi what's up?
-Hey.
388
00:19:49,801 --> 00:19:50,839
What are you doing here?
389
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,560
Sorry. Can I have a word with you?
390
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,000
Okay...
391
00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:58,519
-Cesarean section, I asked the kid.
-Fun for you.
392
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,160
I need the car lane.
393
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,560
I've already given it away.
394
00:20:01,561 --> 00:20:03,079
-When?
-When I picked her up.
395
00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,760
Brilliant, buddy.
396
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:08,320
We put it together, he and the babysitter
played with it when we went.
397
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,140
She did not even order an appetizer.
398
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,440
I need it.
399
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,400
Need it or want it?
400
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,800
It is mine. It's my favorite toy.
401
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:18,360
I'm not giving it away
for you to lie down!
402
00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,040
I'll be there right away. We have to go. Now!
403
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,440
Okay. Are you giving me a few minutes?
404
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,760
-No, I have to knit now.
-I need to pee.
405
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:30,520
Again? Hurry up!
406
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:32,770
It probably does not go as fast
as last time.
407
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,280
-I can drive you.
-Thank you for driving!
408
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,360
He was lying in bed. We talked
and suddenly the fire alarm went off.
409
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,920
It is quiet. Come on.
410
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,200
What caused the fire?
411
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,320
An overheated transformer.
412
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,260
Write about the fire hazard with toys.
413
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,320
You are right. I probably should.
414
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,920
You, my men do a good job.
And they respect me regardless.
415
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,440
You are right. Sorry.
416
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:05,800
You're okay.
417
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,640
- Is everyone okay?
-Yes. Thanks for the ride.
418
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,160
No problems.
419
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,740
Do I have to pay for the petrol?
420
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,880
Do not larvae. Friends?
421
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:19,280
-Friends.
-Yes.
422
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,560
I'm here! Is everything okay?
423
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,360
Paul got me here very quickly.
424
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,360
Okay. Thanks, Paul.
Paul, you can let her go now.
425
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,080
Just a little friendly hug.
426
00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:34,360
-Although you smell good.
-Which burned house?
427
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:38,200
-Why did you need to talk to Simon?
-It was nothing.
428
00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,040
He wanted the car lane back.
429
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,760
Why do you say that?
430
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,440
You smoke!
431
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,120
Did it set fire to my house?
432
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,080
You owe me for the cart.
433
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,880
My house.
434
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,800
You have insurance. I do not have that.
435
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,960
It has not started to burn in decades!
436
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:10,800
Your devil's offspring must have overused it.
437
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,480
Should I drive you to a hotel?
438
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,840
Apparently my son
asked the babysitter for "emperor's salad"
439
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:20,240
and if I had one the day he was born.
440
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,680
Damn you and your toilet habits
441
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,120
and your check
of how big my vagina is!
442
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:34,720
Both.
Away from my property. Stick. Now!
443
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,440
I look forward to the article.
444
00:22:53,931 --> 00:22:58,599
GALLERY FOR ISRAELI
AND PALESTINIAN MOTHERS
445
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,520
But damn it!
446
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,520
NEW FIRE CHIEF PROVIDES
JEWISH CHRONICLE INTERVIEW
447
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,240
God damnit!
448
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,240
ANTISEMITIC GRAFFITI
SOLKED ON WALL
449
00:23:09,290 --> 00:23:13,840
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