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- Kevin, what did you just say? - Oh, um-

You're Super Guy?

- Well, I- - And Hamster and Gretel are Hamster and Gretel?

- Well, then- - How did I not figure that one out?

It is weird how no one ever figure-

You've been lying to me.

How could you do that?

Um, how could you be wearing my cousin's face?

- Oh, this? - Yes, that. Why were you wearing that?

It was just hanging over there. This isn't mine.

Then whose is it?

Hiromi, I'm so glad you're...

Oh, who are you?

I'm nobody. And, and my friends are nobody also. I gotta go.

[laughing] Oh, you're probably wondering why I'm holding your creepy Fred mask

that came from your bizarre secret closet

that I definitely don't find disturbing or suspicious in any way.

Well, I just like to have very lifelike masks

of all my students to remember them by.

[laughing] Of course, that makes perfect sense.

I gotta go.

Aren't you going to share those DNA results with me?

Oh, this? No, no, no.

This is an invitation from the Danish Nautical Association.

I go to the regatta every spring.

So do I, which is why I know the regatta isn't in spring.

It's in summer.

- [both grunting] - Let go!

Give me those DNA results!

- Never! - I've had about enough of this.

- [gasps] - Oopsie.

Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag.

Surprise! It's me, The Imposter.

I can't believe this.

Believe it.

[strains] I've been pretending to be a journalism teacher for... [grunts] months,

so I could earn your trust and find out who Hamster and Gretel are.

[grunts] Now, nothing will stop me from exposing their identities to the world!

- Ow. - And that's my cue.

Get back here!

Stop right there, Hiromi Tanaka.

- [beeping] - Come on, pick up, pick up.

[groans] Ow!

Why did I tell her everything? Why was she wearing a mask?

Why am I running and talking to myself?

- [cell phone ringing] - Why is she calling me? Hiromi?

- Kevin, Miss Knight is The Imposter. - What?

And he wants to reveal Hamster and Gretel's identities to the world.

But he doesn't know their identities.

I know! That's why he's after these DNA results.

What DNA results?

- Ugh, I'm hanging up now. - Me too.

I got Hamster and Gretel's DNA and ran it through the machine

because fake Miss Knight convinced me to do it.

I thought I had a mentor who meant to mentor me,

but she was The Imposter, so she never meant to mentor me at all.

It's okay. It's all gonna be okay.

- Let's just get in the van before you- Oh! - [Hiromi screams]

It's too late to save your friend now.

Let her go. You have what you want.

No, but I want so much more.

Keep your eyes peeled for any breaking news.

- [laughing] - Don't worry, Hiromi, I'll save you.

[Mrs. Maybank] If you need any more jars, let me know.

And remember, pickling is not just a craft.

It's a hallowed tradition

that preserves our sweet memories

in tangy brine.

Thanks, Mrs. Maybank.

Ah. Nothing relaxes me

quite like making a batch of gherkins for the long winter.

This was the perfect activity to take our minds off that whole Hiromi drama.

- [cell phone rings] - Hey, Kev.

- [Kevin] I have Hiromi drama! - What?

Miss Knight is The Imposter, and he just kidnapped Hiromi and flew off in a jet pack.

- What? - Also, I kind of accidentally

told Hiromi your secret identity.

- You what? - I'll explain later.

The Imposter said to look out for breaking news.

Breaking news. A villain has broken into the TV station

and is now wrestling the mic out of my hands.

- Kevin, did you get that? - Yeah.

I'm on my way to the TV station now.

I'll meet you guys there.

Wait. How do we know Hiromi didn't set this all up?

I don't think Hiromi would-

Hello, Tri-State area.

It's me, The Imposter.

And I've got big news!

Is it about today's mega jackpot?

No! As revenge for all the times they've thwarted me,

I will reveal the identities of superheroes Hamster and Gretel

on the 3:00 news from these DNA results.

- [all gasp] - Why wouldn't he just reveal it?

Why not just reveal it now, you ask?

Because it's only 2:42,

and I don't think enough people are watching.

- But everyone watches the 3:00 news. - They do?

And if you're seeing this, Hamster and Gretel,

I've captured your friend Hiromi

and I will be putting her in danger,

times three.

- [all] Huh? - You see,

I'm such an evil genius

that I've designed and built two fake Hiromis

so you won't know which one is your real friend.

Is she the one tied to a log in the mill,

or the one tied to a rocket ship?

Or the one tied to a high-powered motorized shopping cart

at a department store?

I ran out of exciting settings, okay?

The point is, only one of the Hiromis is real.

But Hamster and Gretel will have to rescue all three,

keeping them busy whilst I announce their identities.

Stay tuned.

[laughing]

Why do they have to make this so needlessly confusing?

Entertainment value? I don't know.

You guys have to rescue Hiromi.

I mean, all the Hiromis.

Fine, but I still don't trust her.

Bailey and I will find the coordinates of all the locations

and follow you and Hamster in my car.

Let's go.

[? upbeat music playing]

? With a friend to save And a plot to foil ?

? It looks like Fate's not on their side ?

? They needed something Short of a miracle ?

? So many places Not enough time ?

? But in the final cut The heat turned up ?

? Their speed, their strength Is bound to succeed ?

? 'Cause you know they'd chase A rocket into outer space ?

? Just to make sure All Hiromis are freed ?

? Yes, indeed! ?

? Let's all cheer our heroes Save Hiromi ?

? They're the pair Who dared to save the day ?

? While the end draws near ?

? Our heroes save Hiromis ?

? But will the real Hiromi Be okay? ?

[groaning]

What is this stuff?

Industrial strength molasses. That's annoying.

[strains] We gotta get out of this stuff.

It's almost three o'clock.

Do you see them anywhere?

Why does this store have so many departments?

Uh-oh, this is not good.

- Oh, no, Hiromi. - [groaning]

There they are. Hamster, Gretel.

We're super strong.

How are we trapped in molasses?

Well, it is industrial strength.

- Oh. - Whoa.

This is where it all ends, Imposter.

Oh.

- Hiromi, is that you? - Yep.

Oh, man, I'm so sorry I tackled you.

I'm glad you did. It was really hot in there.

Wait. So if you're you, then... You must be The Imposter.

- [gasps] - Veronica Hill?

Oh, these Hiromi costumes are so convincing.

That guy really pays attention to detail.

Okay. So there's only one person left in here that could be The Imposter.

- The cameraman! - Huh?

[grunting]

- That'll teach him! - [indistinct shouting]

[grunting]

Stop. Ow!

You're yanking my flesh!

Great.

You're not The Imposter either?

This is really getting old.

If you're not him, then where can he be?

- Ah-choo! Oops. - [all gasp]

Valiant effort, young man.

I'm so confused.

That was the point.

I'm reporting this to HR.

Wait for me, Jeb.

Boop.

- Oh, no! - [laughs]

I knew you'd probably come swooping in

to save the day at the last minute.

Now, nobody can stop me.

[laughing]

Good afternoon, Tri-State area.

I am The Imposter.

A brilliant master of disguise

and the most dastardly villain the world has ever seen.

Also, I like long walks on the beach and rosemary focaccia.

We're too late.

Once the world finds out who we are,

we won't be able to be superheroes anymore.

Yeah, we'll probably have to go underground, come up with new identities,

start an outdoor circus in New Orleans.

- You've thought about this before? - Every day.

- Well, no matter what happens, we will always be family. - Always.

[The Imposter] The time has come

to reveal the true identity of Hamster and Gretel.

Well, Gretel, anyway. Hamster's DNA is just

- some random hamster. - Wow.

Your beloved superhero, Gretel's true identity is...

[? suspenseful music playing]

"Clovis Jerome Wojtowski."

Wait. What? That's my name.

- Who? - Huh?

- No idea. - So wait,

- you're that guy? - No.

That doesn't make any sense.

Ha! Nice try, Clovis.

Like all great journalists, I was one step ahead of you.

While you were struggling to get out of the Miss Knight suit,

I saw you were wearing green and crimson socks,

the colors of Mid State University.

As I was running outside to meet Kevin,

I guessed your approximate age

and then looked up Mid State alumni's page on my phone,

and there I found you. Captain of the pep squad, 1998.

Ah! I knew my pep would be my undoing.

When you brought me here and began tying me up, I managed

to swipe the envelope from your belt.

With a note card and pen I keep in my pigtails for moments such as these,

I swapped out Gretel's DNA results

and replaced it with a card that said your name instead.

That's not fair.

A flashback that reveals overly complicated

and detailed plans is my thing.

And uncovering the truth is my thing.

I would never hurt anyone I care about, Kevin,

- and I care about you. - Aw.

Oh, such touching drivel.

Unfortunately for you two lovebirds, this is the end of the line.

Ah! Oh.

- [both] Yes! - What is this

stuck to my face?

It's your industrial strength molasses.

[grunting]

[yells]

Thanks for helping to keep our identities a secret, Hiromi.

Yeah. Thanks, Hiromi.

Even though you caused this entire thing in the first place.

I know how it looks,

but I promise your secret is safe with me.

Yeah, we'll see. Come on, Hamster.

[Hamster] I'm still not giving up on my New Orleans circus idea.

Well, uh, glad I accidentally spilled my guts to you

and we both know the truth about pretty much everything now.

Me, too. And I remember you saying something else.

Something kind of sweet.

How smart and cool you are and that I still have a gigantic crush on you

that'll probably never go away in this lifetime?

Right. That was it.

[? dramatic music playing]

People of Earth, I am Mordros the Annihilator

and I come in peace.

- [both sigh] - Just kidding.

I'm here to annihilate you.

[both gasp]

[? closing theme music playing]

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