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? Who's the improbable duo that you've heard about? ?

? Faster than a scooter Stronger than metal ?

? Who's the little girl and a domesticated rodent? ?

? Who's still standing when you see the dust settle? ?

? It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? If they can't do it then nobody can ?

? Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? There's also Kevin in the minivan ?

Mr. and Mrs. Grant-Gomez,

I am so glad you chose our venue for your vow renewal.

This is where your ceremony will take place, in our Mystical Garden.

[all exclaiming]

Carolina, look at this altar.

Wow, that's sturdy. Is that pine?

It's Brazilian olive wood.

So strong.

Like our love.

I love vow renewals.

You're already married so no one ever says no.

Unlike my wedding.

Oh! Don't overshare again, Pearl.

[screaming]

[chuckles] As you can see, it's a real busy day here at the Country Club.

We have six human weddings happening today.

Human weddings?

[dogs barking]

And one dog wedding.

That reminds me, I have to change the bride's water bowl.

Have fun setting up.

Aw, this is gonna be so nice.

And I can't wait until Grandma Trudy gets here.

She's the best.

Trudy will be here? [groans]

I better go put my game face on.

Okay. What the heck was that?

Well, one of the reasons we decided to get our vows renewed

- is because- - Our wedding was a disaster.

[crowd clamoring]

Your ridiculous horse-drawn wagon started the fire!

The horse started it by getting scared and knocking over your fireworks.

When your grandmas are together,

they don't get along and everything falls to pieces.

So we have a very important job for you two.

Keep your grandmothers on their best behavior.

Okay. But I can't imagine anyone not getting along with Grandma Trudy.

[horn honking]

- [tires screeching] - It's Grandma Trudy!

[both] Grandma!

I have candy for y'all.

- Candy! Candy! - Candy, candy, candy!

Trudy, how was your cruise?

Everything smelled like fish, the windows didn't open,

and there were big sweaty old guys in speedos everywhere you looked.

I loved it!

But I got back here lickety split when I heard about-

[sniffing] Wait.

I smell cheap perfume.

Ugh. Hello, Carmen.

Hello, Trudy.

Uh-oh.

[? dramatic music playing]

Well, uh, we're gonna go practice our entrance.

You kids have fun with your grandmas and make sure nothing happens.

- Bye! - Hm.

Lucky for you, Trudy. You can sit back and relax.

I already have an elaborate plan

for this classic and elegant vow renewal.

Sounds boring.

I'm thinking the theme is funky and festive.

I already brought 6,000 cowboy boot lights.

Okay. We can do this.

- Gretel, you take Grandma and I'll take Abuelita. - You got it.

Carm, those stuffy flowers will just blow away at the slightest gust.

They look real flimsy.

[blows]

I think you mean "delicate", Trudy.

Unlike those cheap lights.

I got these at the cruise ship's gift shop.

The captain told me they're brighter than 12 lighthouses.

But it's daytime!

Uh, I think the flowers and lights would both look good together.

I, too, feel this way.

Here, let me help you, Abuelita.

And I, you, Grandma.

Ha! You think you got what it it takes to keep up with Grandma Trudy?

Steady this ladder, darling.

- Kevin, glue gun. - Gretel, stapler.

- Glitter! - Fishing line!

- Scalpel! - Scalpel?

Sorry, I got carried away.

Wow, the classy flowers and funky lights really work together.

Just like us working together, you know?

No, Dave. It's step, step, kick, step.

Not kick, kick, step, kick, step.

Sorry, hon. I'm just nervous.

What if something goes wrong again?

Nothing's gonna go wrong.

I have waited 16 marvelous years

for our perfect dance entrance,

and we're gonna do it!

You're kind of scaring me, hon.

- Good. Use that. - Oh!

Well, here it is!

The centerpiece.

A statue of me made entirely out of marshmallow fluff.

Shouldn't the statue be of Mom and Dad?

The love I feel for them comes from me.

Therefore, the statue is of me.

Right... Uh, where's Abuelita?

She said she was getting her dessert ready

- and- - [truck beeping]

Ahi esta bien.

Oopsies.

Carmen, for the love of supermarket sweepstakes,

what is this?

It's a mesa de dulces.

A classic and elegant South American cookie table shaped like me,

to symbolize my undying love for Dave and Carolina.

Whoa, this is definitely not too many grandma-shaped desserts.

Carmen, this cookie face is a bit much.

A bit much?

Your marshmallow monster is a monstrosity!

My face dessert is better than your face dessert!

The children love my face!

Not as much as they love my face!

- We love both of your faces. - And we'll eat them later.

- How dare you make... - How dare me?

...a giant marshmallow face of your face!

[Clem Clam] My attempt to turn happy couples into clam creatures

failed miserably.

So it's on to Plan B.

Drown the busiest wedding venue in town in clam chowder

and destroy everyone's special day.

[sighs] Time to make a big mess.

Actually, the first rule of food prep is to keep your station clean

and not make a big mess.

- [grunts] - Away with you!

The second rule of food prep is don't attack your coworkers!

[grunting]

That's better.

? Love is like a grilled cheese sandwich ?

? El amor es eterno ?

[sighs] This is hopeless.

- What? - I give up.

There's no way that these two will ever work together.

[sniffs] Ew, Kevin, what is that?

It smells fishy.

Mmm. That's clam chowder, baby.

And it's coming from up there.

[groans]

Don't we have enough to worry about today?

Clem Clam?

Kid from that cruise ship that locked me in that steam room?

Go away!

You're interrupting my genius plan

to drown this popular wedding venue in clam chowder.

By just slowly pumping it out of that machine?

No!

By quickly pumping it out everywhere.

My device will ruin all weddings today and forever.

The best part of it is Hamster and Gretel aren't here to stop me.

Excuse me for one sec.

Stop right there, Clem Clam!

Hamster and Gretel?

You're not gonna ruin my parents-

I mean, someone's parents' big day.

- Ugh. - Wow. That fortune cookie was right.

[reading]

No, not that one.

[screams] This is gonna ruin Mom and Dad's vow renewal!

You try and stop the flood. We'll handle this.

Ew, ew, ew...

[groaning] This is terrible!

And what is that supposed to be? A misshapen turtle?

It's obviously a rose.

And what's that supposed to be? You?

No, it's a clown.

So I was right.

Uh, Abuelita, Grandma, we have a situation.

You should have stayed on your floating buffet!

Uh, guys...

You look like you could use a cruise.

And you look like you're cruising for a bruising.

Stop!

You two made this whole day about yourselves

and haven't even noticed a wave of clam chowder

is about to ruin Mom and Dad's ceremony.

- Oh, no. - Well, that's not good.

You wrecked their first wedding,

- and now, the same thing is about to happen again. - Dang it. He's right.

[sighs] I'm sorry, Trudy.

I guess I was jealous because you were always the fun Grandma.

Really? I was always jealous of how much the kids respect you.

You don't even have to bribe them with candy.

I'm loving this heartwarming moment,

but we really need to stop this chowder!

If it gets past here, it'll spill over into all the other weddings.

Don't worry, Kevin, this mess is no match for two grandmas.

Hey, we can use your mesa de dulce cookies like little bricks.

And your marshmallow head can hold them together.

All right, let's do this!

? Yeah, come on ?

? It doesn't really matter what separates you all ?

? You must come together and build each other tall ?

? There's no time to bicker ?

? Your problems are quite small ?

? Each brick can stack quicker ?

? Side by side and over all ?

? Answer the call ?

? Don't drop the ball ?

? It's a race against time ?

? To turn your face into a wall ?

? So build it tall ?

? Must never fall ?

? You will never be prouder ?

? Till together you stop the chowder ?

? Against the wall ?

- I think that should do it. - [rumbling]

It's not gonna hold! We have to bake it!

Trudy, didn't you say your lights are brighter than eight lighthouses?

Twelve, actually. Let's crisp this sucker up!

[? tense music playing]

All right, time to shine.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[both groaning]

Why is this chowder so thick?

Extra cornstarch.

You monster!

- [screaming] - [grunting]

Are you seriously this bitter about not finding love?

[Clem Clam] Indubitably.

There'll be no rings, no first dance, no bouquet catching.

[whispers] Psst, I have an idea.

BRB.

...tacky, but charming and no-

[Hamster] Yo, Clam! Think fast!

[grunts]

Six bouquets?

What's all this?

It's only the busiest wedding venue in town.

- [women screaming] - [dogs barking]

Oh, no. Stop! Stop!

Nice job, Hamster. Now let's go help Kevin.

It's holding! [grunts]

[all] Yes!

[laughs]

- We did it! - We saved all the ceremonies!

[glass breaking]

Except for ours.

And a one and a two and a-

Wait! What is going on here?

The altar is ruined and there's a giant wall with my-

my mom's face all over it?

[both] Mom! Dad! I'm sorry. We tried but-

No, ninos.

- This is not your fault. - [sighs]

It's my fault.

No, it's my fault.

We were so caught up with ourselves

we ruined your special day again.

Wait a minute. Are you two getting along?

- Unbelievable. - Ay!

This is the best vow renewal gift we could have ever asked for.

You're going away for a long time, pal.

Wait, wait. Are you the one that made this clam chowder?

It's delicious!

Oh. Why, thank you. What's your name, love?

- Pearl. - [gasps]

It's meant to be.

No, it's not. Come on, buddy. You're going to jail.

I'll wait for you!

Well, I guess there's someone for everyone.

It's just like that fortune cookie said.

[reading]

Where was that one earlier?

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