All language subtitles for Hamster And Gretel s02e38 Whos Afraid Of Mordros The Annihilator.eng

? Who's the improbable duo
that you've heard about? ?

? Faster than a scooter
stronger than metal ?

? Who's the little girl
and her domesticated rodent? ?

? Who's still standing when
you see the dust settle? ?

? It's Hamster
Hamster, Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? If they can't do it
then nobody can ?

? Hamster, Hamster, Hamster ?

? Hamster and Gretel ?

? There's also Kevin
in the minivan ?

All right, what have you
done now, Hiromi?

Gretel, it's not Hiromi.
It's Mordros.

He's here and he's leaving?

- Where's he going?
- I have no idea but we better follow him.

What do you want?

I ran out of sugar on my home planet
and I was hoping to borrow a cup.

Oh, that's a relief.

Just kidding.
I'm here to annihilate you.

So just who is
this Mordros alien guy?

A villain we've been
preparing to fight.

"We" meaning the team,
which you are not part of.

- Fred, are you there?
- I'm with Bailey.

Mordros is attacking
the space agency, for some reason.

And he seems angry.
Like throwing trucks angry.

We're here, Fred.
Are you close?

Yup. Don't wanna
miss the end of the world.

Okay, we've been
training for this.

But I've got a plan.
What we need is-

Is this dramatic pause
part of the plan?

Is that a yes?

What is going on?

Calm yourself.

It's just us,
the nice aliens.

Why can't we see you?

Because our
true form would make your heads explode.

Why'd you beam us up?
We were about to fight Mordros.

We found some
troubling information,

but we have to get through
some backstory.

We have
shadow puppets so you don't get bored.

Many, many years ago,
Mordros attacked our planet.

We escaped but

Mordros cut a path
of destruction through the galaxy

so we had to stop him.

We used our
advanced technology

to run billions of computer simulations
to figure out how to beat him.

The only scenario
that worked was very specific.

We had to give powers
to a hamster and a little girl,

while not giving powers
to her older brother.

- Zero powers
for the older brother. - Okay, we get it.

Your chances
of success were really high until this afternoon.

Has anything unusual
happened to you in say, the last 22 minutes?

Nothing really,
besides Hiromi discovering our secret identities

and us professing our feelings
for each other.

Hi! Nice to meet you.

The older brother's
unrequited love has become requited?

This is terrible!

The Earth is doomed!

It can't be a coincidence that
of all the places on Earth,

he picked the space agency
to attack.

Yeah,
it seems personal.

Maybe there's something inside
that can help us defeat him.

Mordros! We've been
expecting you.

And we've spent seven trillion
taxpayer dollars getting ready for this moment.

Ah! I knew we should
have spent eight.

I'm so sorry! Forgive me!

Let's find us some clues.

There are tons of buildings.

Where are we gonna find
any information on Mordros?

I'm thinking there.

I told you Hiromi knowing
was a bad idea.

How can us dating keep us
from defeating Mordros?

Let's see.
The odds right now are 96.7%...

96.7% percent sounds good.

...that you'll
be destroyed.

But hey, 3.3%
is better than zero. Good luck.

Byeee!

Thanks for properly
destroying the Earth, Hiromi.

Sorry, I didn't mean to.

Hamster and Gretel,
we finally meet face-to-face.

What do you want
with Earth, Mordros?

I don't want to talk about it,

without musical accompaniment,
that is.

? I've roamed
across the galaxy destruction in my wake ?

? Question my morality
I'd say, give me a break ?

? I don't want
to burst your bubble ?

? But everybody knows
I'm trouble ?

? If a planet's in my way
then I reduce that rock to rubble ?

? I am Mordros ?

? You may all now shudder ?

? Get your affairs in order
Maybe call your mother ?

? You may cower
Or you may run for cover ?

? I don't reason
and I don't debate ?

? I annihilate! ?

Uh, it's right there
in my name, actually.

Mordros the Annihilator.
You understand?

? When you find yourself
on my depraved itinerary ?

? Your planet will be featured
in this week's obituary ?

? And this little rock
called Earth has been my focus to be sure ?

? This is the last stop
on my galactic devastation tour ?

? I am Mordros ?

? And no, I didn't stutter ?

? I will slice through
your planet like it's made of butter ?

? You're just a pile of dough
and I'm a cookie cutter ?

? Just to clarify
you heard me straight ?

? I annihilate! ?

Okay.
So what are you gonna do? Blow up the planet?

Normally, yes.

But I've planned something
more elaborate for the people of Earth.

Once this drill reaches
your planet's core,

I'll have enough energy
for my little vengeful surprise.

It's so deliciously evil.

Whoa!

We have to get to that drill.

The only way to the drill
is through that door.

Oh, okay.

And the only way to that door
is through me.

Ahhh!

Look, that's gotta be it.

Whoa! I feel like
I stepped into a time machine.

Coincidentally,
here's a blueprint of a time machine.

Look at this photo.

Is that Mordros?

Holy guacamole!
This changes everything.

Okay, he's strong, fast
and impervious to 18-wheelers.

- Gretel!
- Kevin!

We found out
Mordros' secret.

It turns out he's-

Got a ray gun that
turns people into chinchillas?

Yes. Yes, he does.

- What the...
- That was not on my end of the world bingo card.

And now I'll turn
everyone on this planet into a chinchilla.

Uh, why?

I have my reasons.
Now, hold still.

Kevin!

Gretel, your shield power!
You saved us.

But I still don't know
how I'm doing this.

Hmm. Let me see.

Anti-tank, anti- Ooh!
Here we are. Anti-force field.

I can't hold it.

- Focus, Gretel.
- I'm trying.

No!

- Kevin!
- Kevin!

Now I'm gonna
annihilate you!

Gretel, he's too powerful!

- But look what he did-
- We need to make a plan.

It's what Kevin would do.

Ugh!

Losers!

With my weapon powered,

I can finally get
my revenge on humanity.

But I kind of worked up
an appetite during that savage fist fight.

I'm going to heat up
a burrito. Mordros is hungry.

I can't believe we failed.

Kevin! Kevin,
can you understand me?

I'm scared. We need a new plan
and I don't know what to do without you.

Hamster,
do you speak chinchilla?

I cannot tell you
how insulting that is.

Look, I'm sure together
we can figure out how to defeat Mordros.

Maybe if we destroy the drill,
the chinchillas will change back to humans.

Why did Fred and Bailey
have this photo?

Bailey and Fred said
Mordros is in this picture.

In the part
that was chewed off.

If we figure out
who these people are,

we can figure out
who Mordros is

and that might
help us defeat him.

Hiromi, you've done
enough damage.

You're the whole reason
we're in this mess.

Hamster, I know someone
who can actually help.

I'm taking Kevin with us.

Okay, I'll research the photo
in the meantime.

Go team!

I can't believe they're
making me work through this.

Destructress, help.

The Destructress? Who is that?

My name is Lauren.
Just a regular teenage girl.

Cut the act, we know
you're The Destructress.

Okay, you got me.

So, are you guys here
to buy a hat or...?

We need your help
to fight Mordros.

No way. He's too powerful.

Lauren, please.
He even turned Kevin into a chinchilla.

Gah!

- Piper, I quit!
- Whatever.

Now, how do we stop Mordros?

The first step is
to take down that drill that powers his weapon.

But we can't get past him
to get to the drill.

Maybe the three of us
can beat him.

I have an idea.

Leave a message
at the beep.

Hey, Gretel.
I know you hate me right now,

but I found out
who the little girl in the photo is.

The middle part
of this burrito is still frozen.

Now, I'm hangry.

Uh, excuse me,
Mr. Annihilator.

Hi, I'm The Destructress,

pretty much the most
awesome bad guy on Earth.

It looks like
you're in charge now.

So, I thought I should
be on your side.

I brought you a present.

Good job. You can live.

- Now, off with you!
- No, wait!

Maybe we could be friends?

It's hard to meet
evil people these days.

Do you have any hobbies?

Annihilating planets.

Which is what I would like
to start doing right now.

Wait! They weren't
defeated at all!

They're headed
toward my drill.

Hamster, Gretel,
I'll hold him off.

It doesn't matter if
your friends reach the drill.

There's a little surprise
waiting for them down there.

And now, to annihilate you.

The drill.
Let's smash it.

Wait here, Kevin.

Hey, Mordros here.

If you're seeing
this hologram,

it means you've triggered
my drill's anti-powers defense system.

I'm starting
to feel weird.

Powers... draining.

You see,
on every planet I annihilate,

some super-powered do-gooder
always tries to stop me.

And they always fail.

And you're about to join them.

Oh, no.

Yeah,
this could have gone better.

Veronica Hill,
on the scene

on what may be
the end of the world.

A terror from beyond the stars
is wreaking havoc and no one can stop him.

Not even The Destructress,
who appears to be

the only thing
standing between us and complete oblivion.

Now, to Carl Fritzman
with the weather.

Expect highs of 75
across the entire tristate area today.

Hey, what are we watching?

Dude, that guy from space
is putting the smackdown on your sister.

Lauren?

This anti-powers
field is no joke.

Hamster!

So... weak.

Gotta smash
that reactor.

Is this really the best
humanity has to offer? Hmm?

Pathetic! You deserve
to be destroyed.

Which is what I'm going
to do right now. What?

It's Fist Foot Time.

Lyle, you came?

Duh. You may have ruined
our evil duo,

but I'm still here for you
'cause you're my sister.

Also, there was
nothing good on TV.

Oh, man,
we hit that guy so hard,

there's no way
he's getting back up again.

Clearly,
I was mistaken!

Well, where we we? Oh, yes.

The part where
I grind you into dust.

Gretel, Gretel.

Come on, Gretel.

- What? Who is that?
- It's Hiromi.

I found Kevin's earpiece.

Fred, stay in the cup holder.
Where are you?

At the ship. So weak.

We're coming.

Hold on. The people you love
are counting on you.

People I love.

Chinchilla reactor punch!

Huh?

No! My drill!

Oh, are we human again?

Opposable thumbs,
ability to talk, existential dread.

We're back baby!

Gretel, it worked! Gretel?

- Gretel?
- The drill is destroyed,

but the anti-powers field
is still activated.

- Gretel!
- Kevin!

Stay away, it's not safe.

- Mordros' defense system-
- Only affects people with powers.

This is why I didn't get them.
It was for this moment.

This is my destiny.
My purpose.

Kevin, we're dying here!

Sorry, sorry.

Ahhh!

- That was the coolest thing
you've ever done. - Whew!

Well, I was only able
to save you guys 'cause you saved me.

Yeah, not bad
for a former chinchilla.

I wish we could
take a breather,

- but we still have to-
- Be annihilated by me?

How unfortunate. You survived
and somehow destroyed my energy drill.

Guess you can't turn
the entire human race into chinchillas anymore.

Which, by the way,
is the weirdest revenge plan I've ever heard.

So put that in your helmet
and... wear it.

Well played,
you've saved the Earth.

But you haven't
saved yourselves.

- Hiromi!
- Fred! Bailey!

Ah, perfect!

I can annihilate you all
in one go.

Everyone scoot together. I want to make
this as quick and as messy as possible.

Wait! There's something
you need to see.

Or rather, someone.

- Mrs. Maybank?
- You brought our elderly neighbor?

Oh, great. World saved.

Wait. I know you. Lulu?

- Nutmeg, is that you in there?
- Nutmeg?

No one's called me that
in decades.

Wait. So Mordros
is an enormous chinchilla

with a tiny head
whose real name is Nutmeg?

Somebody better have
a darn good backstory to explain this.

I do. It all started
when I was a little girl.

Back then, I had a chinchilla
that I loved with all my heart.

I promise, I'll never let
anything bad happen to you, Nutmeg.

Okay, Lulu. Time for Nutmeg
to come to work with me. It's his big day.

But, he's my pet.

Well, technically,
he's government property.

But I promise, once he's done
with his mission,

he can come home with us.
If he lives.

Okay.

Nutmeg was part
of the Military Office

Research Deploying
Rodent Orbital Study.

Or Project Mordros.

Is using taxpayer money
to launch chinchillas into space a good idea?

I don't see why not.
It's the '60s.

? Flowers and vans
and lots of love and peace ?

It was supposed
to be a routine launch

of an experimental
warp engine.

But then,
the unthinkable happened.

The experimental warp engine
is malfunctioning.

There, there, Lulu.
Here's a goldfish.

You should know,
he's heading to Venus next week.

I thought you were lost
all those years ago.

I was. The warp engine
transported me through a cosmic rift

and gave me super strength
and intelligence.

Same tiny head though.

That's why you came
to destroy Earth?

Because you got launched
into space and got some cosmic super powers?

Well, yes. I was
a perfectly happy chinchilla

and now I'm filled
with resentment and self-awareness.

I feel you, bro.

They tore me away
from the little girl I loved so dearly

and cast me into
the void of space.

That's why I set out to get revenge
on the species that did this to me.

By turning them
into chinchillas?

It was poetic justice.

But isn't the love
you feel for Mrs. Maybanks, I mean, Lulu,

stronger than your anger?

Hmm. Maybe you're right.

I could never destroy a planet
with Lulu on it.

Which is why
I'm taking her with me.

Then destroy it!

Don't worry,
I'll unfreeze her later.

The rest of you, however,
will be sucked into

the same cosmic rift
that I was sucked into.

You could have
been chinchillas,

but, no,
you had to psychoanalyze me.

Hamster, you protect them
at all costs.

I've got this.

Not this time, Mordros.

Gretel, you figured out
your shield power.

- Yup.
- But, shouldn't you be on the other side?

Nope. This shield
is to protect the people I love.

But you've miscalculated.

You've confined yourself
inside here with me.

Oh, no. I'm not stuck
in here with you, Mordros.

You're stuck in here with me.

? It's been a long
long crazy ride ?

? We're not sure
that we'll make it to the other side ?

? But I guess now's as good
a time as any ?

? To reflect on our villains
of which there were many ?

? An elbow-less juggler
some evil ground beef ?

? A Bolgylvanian spy
a super-fast thief ?

? We fought a paleontologist
with dino bones for hair ?

? We don't know just
what happened there ?

? Half-horse jerk
an evil fashionista ?

? To a monster stress ball
we said, hasta la vista ?

? There was La Cebolla
Earworm and Tchotchke Jones ?

? We even battled ourselves
as robot clones ?

? And we've learned a lot
from every villain we've fought ?

? We've been
pumping up our power ?

? We've worked
on brains and brawn from dusk till dawn ?

? And here we are
at the 11th hour ?

? 'Cause it all
comes down to this ?

? This is a real
nail-biting thriller ?

? Yes, it all
comes down to this ?

? A force field brawl
with a mutant chinchilla ?

? It all comes down to this ?

? This one fight
this one opponent ?

? And I don't think
I'm overstating things ?

? To say everything hinges
on this one moment ?

Seriously,
this a big deal, guys.

? It all comes
down to this ?

All right, Mordros.
Stop the rift.

That's the thing about me,
my dear.

I can't be stopped.

Gravity boots.

Fashionable and handy

when you've created
what's essentially a mini black hole.

- No!
- Hold on!

We have to do something.

Wait. Gretel's shield
is only above ground.

Which means,
if we can get under it-

We can help her!

But if we just rush in there,
we can get sucked into the rift too.

We need something
to anchor us.

I think I have something
that might work.

Come on now, Gretel.

Being exposed
to the unspeakable harms of a cosmic void

isn't all bad.
It did wonders for me.

Maybe you're right.

But I'm taking you with me.

Mutant chinchilla from Earth
who should have gone to therapy

but instead came up
with a very elaborate revenge plan...

punch!

Kevin!

Not just me.

Is that yarn?

Yup, I use it on all
my conspiracy boards.

? Conspiracy yarn
it's a lot stronger than it looks ?

No! The very means of revenge
I used have been turned against me instead. No!

The rift's closing up.

Now that's poetic justice.

You did it, Gretel!

No. We did it.

I couldn't have
done it without you. All of you.

Welcome to the team, Hiromi.

- Oh, and Lauren and Lyle, too.
- Aw!

This is my life.

A 16-year-old driving his
super-powered little sister,

her talking hamster

and the girl of his dreams

and the best team
a guy could ask for.

I think I could
get used to this.

Should we maybe
tell them about the much,

much greater evil
coming to destroy them all?

Nah.
Let them have this.

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