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- Previously on "Grosse Pointe
Garden Society"...
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- Hey.
- Hey. This is Cricket.
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- I was just wondering
why you're being such a dick.
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- I'm just tired of being
your shoulder to cry on.
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This just isn't working
right now.
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- Have any sold?
- Enough to make rent.
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- Who's ever bought a painting
from a coffee shop wall?
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- Someone who loves art?
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- Someone who loves her son.
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- You've spent
thousands of dollars.
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This is straight-up blackmail.
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Marilyn, I need a favor.
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- You know I'd love to help.
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- What if it really pissed off
my mother-in-law?
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- Friends.
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[light music]
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- [laughs]
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- Where are you going?
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- Dubai.
- Wait, no.
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- Owning a global security firm
means I gotta be global.
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- If you ever want to get back
in the game, we need a closer.
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[phone buzzes]
- What's wrong?
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- My daughter just threw up.
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She really needs her mom.
Sorry.
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We're out of gas.
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- With a dead person
in the trunk?
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- You don't have
any cash, do you?
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- You're all I got.
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- But I'm also gonna need
that bracelet.
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- I had to do something
that might not be good for us.
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[somber music]
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?
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[gasping]
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- Thirsty?
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- [gasps]
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- You're up early.
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- Thought you were just getting
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one more drink
with your friends.
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- Oh, you know how it goes.
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- Do I?
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- One drink turns into two.
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And, of course, I didn't eat
anything during the auction
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because I was so nervous.
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Next thing I know,
we're all at Birdie's
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having a giant dance party.
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- Fun.
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- Thanks for relieving
the babysitter, hon.
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- You don't look drunk.
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- [chuckles]
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How do I look, Tucker?
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- Guilty.
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[tense music]
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- [scoffs]
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Look, I'm sorry
for coming home so late.
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I should have called.
- What were you really doing?
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- What, you want
my specific dance moves?
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I mean, I started
with the stanky leg.
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- Just be straight with me.
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- Then I went into the Nae Nae.
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- You have a tell.
- Huh?
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- Some people blink,
some twitch.
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But everyone does something
when they're lying.
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?
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- We'll never be the same.
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- We made a deal.
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- I know.
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- No more secrets.
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- I know. I know.
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- I saw Gary
staring at you from the bar.
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- I didn't cheat.
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- He was drooling
like you were a T-bone.
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- Believe me.
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You don't have to worry
about Gary ever again.
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?
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- Then what did you do?
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[dramatic music]
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?
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[birds chirping]
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[bright music]
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?
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[phone buzzing]
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- Catherine speaking.
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- Hi, Mrs. Crosby.
Pointe Credit Union calling.
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We just wanted to confirm
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a cash advance
at Motown Casino.
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- No, that's not us.
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- So you haven't made
any charges at Motown Casino
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in the past three days?
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- I've never even been there,
and my husband's overseas.
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- Okay, before I connect you
to the fraud department,
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I'll need to verify
the account.
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- Bear with me.
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My husband usually deals
with this stuff.
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- No problem.
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I just need the last
four digits of the card.
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[Superorganism's "Oh Come On"]
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Ma'am?
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Are you there?
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- I don't know much
about flowers,
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but I bet growing a garden is
just like growing a business.
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?
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- ? I'm pretty busy
and I have to leave ?
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? But soon enough,
I'll be back in Boston ?
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- Success comes from planting
the right people under you.
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?
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- ? Melatonin knock me out
[school bell rings]
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? It's a foreign country
and I'm all freaked out ?
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- 'Cause no matter what
you have to weather,
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you need good, solid roots.
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- ? Oh, come on
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?
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? Turn it on
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- So your business can
reap what it sows.
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- ? Oh, come on
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- Mm.
- Hey.
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- Want to sneak into the movies
without paying tonight?
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- I gotta finish this thing.
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- Mm. Boo.
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- I know.
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?
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- Breakfast is served.
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- ? Oh, come on
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- [sighs]
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- But stray too far
from who you are as a company,
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and the whole enterprise
withers on the vine.
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- I'd like an oat milk latte, please.
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And that postmodern,
antiauthoritarian painting.
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- Are you sure?
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- Plus the latte.
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- Just feels like
a pretty big impulse buy.
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- Yeah,
I'll definitely regret it,
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but the alternative
is way worse.
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- That'll be $2,106.35.
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?
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- ? Oh, come on
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?
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- Here she is.
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Huh?
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[laughs]
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- So where'd my money go?
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- Well, Matador red paint
with iconic SS stripes.
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Rewired original
automatic convertible top.
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- Sick.
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- 396-cubic inch big block V8,
rebuilt transmission,
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plus original
all-black interior
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and rally wheels.
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- Like she just rolled
out of the factory.
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- And the original stereo
that only plays classic rock.
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- [laughs]
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Connor was right about you.
- Uh-oh.
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Don't listen to him.
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- He said you'd make me
a lot of money.
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- Well, I really appreciate
the investment.
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- [exhales]
All right.
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Fire her up.
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- Oh, still making her pretty.
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- Oh, come on,
I'm not gonna judge.
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- Nah, I'd rather wait
till she's ready.
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- What's going on here, Brett?
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- Carburetor's taking longer
than expected to rebuild.
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- This thing gonna run or not?
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- [chuckles]
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It wouldn't be a classic
if it was easy, right?
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- Yeah.
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[tense music]
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Look, I'm just the money guy.
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I don't know dick about cars.
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- I won't let you down, man.
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- But I do know
we're not getting paid
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if you're just putting lipstick
on a pig.
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?
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- That was the last time, right?
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- [chuckles]
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You've been saying that
for three weeks now.
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- Well, next time,
I'll mean it.
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[radio crackles]
- Unit 35, what's your 20?
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- Still 10-31.
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- What's that?
- Homeowner in distress.
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- Oh.
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- In need
of immediate assistance.
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- Mm.
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[upbeat music]
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- Excuse me, officer.
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You're blowing up.
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Must have fallen out downstairs
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when you stripped
each other's clothes off.
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[phone buzzes]
- Yeah, thanks.
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- I think it's your wife.
- Okay, Olga.
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Back to pretending to work.
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[plucky music]
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?
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- [exhales]
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- Gather round,
my little garden gnomes.
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Lots of work to do
and no time to do it.
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- Sorry.
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I couldn't find a meter.
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- Next time, carpool.
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- What are we doing here?
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- Operation Warp Seed.
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- Bulbs?
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- Not just any bulbs.
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Japanese ranunculus.
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- You can't get those
in the States.
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- Mm.
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Donna smuggled them back
from a trade fair in Tokyo.
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- Smuggled them how?
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- You just let Donna worry
about both those things.
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- I can't have
illegal bulbs in here.
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- Whoa. Dude, relax.
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- [sighs] Sorry.
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Cricket's got me
on this cleanse.
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- Oh, what day are you?
- Starving.
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- Do you bitches want to beat
Bloomfield Hills or not?
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Come on, now.
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Now, now, now, now, now,
now, now, now, now, now.
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Let's go. Lock and load.
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Hoo-rah!
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- Uh, any questions?
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Actually, yeah.
I have a lot.
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- I have four more boxes
in my car.
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- Okay, now I seriously
need to know
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how Donna smuggled these.
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- [whispering]
All you need to know
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is that she is healing
beautifully.
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[normally]
But what I need to know
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is where in the heck
my vice president is.
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Where is she? Hmm?
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[phone chiming]
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[tense music]
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?
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- You were right.
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[soft music playing]
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Those things really do
come in handy.
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?
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- You want a drink?
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- I want to know
what's going on.
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- If I tell you,
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we'll never be the same.
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[tense music]
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?
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- I'll have what you're having.
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?
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- I don't know.
Maybe we expanded too fast.
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But in order to do it right,
you gotta take on some debt.
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And I've just been trying
to dig out of this hole
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for the past eight months.
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- Where have you been going?
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- Vegas. Atlantic City.
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Sometimes the casino downtown.
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- Oh, my God.
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- Whoever will comp me a room
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while I try to win enough
to pay for private school
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or the tennis club or whatever.
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- So Dubai, Singapore, India...
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- It's all dried up.
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- Do you have any idea
how worried the kids have been
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thinking you were so far away?
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- I was doing it for them.
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- Why couldn't you
just tell me?
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- I didn't want to give you
a reason to find someone else.
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[soft music playing]
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?
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- I'm not gonna leave you
just because we can't vacation
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at Saint Barts anymore.
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- A lot of women
in this town would.
266
00:12:28,182 --> 00:12:29,922
- Well, I'm not one of them.
267
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:35,885
?
268
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,801
- I can't do it anymore.
269
00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:48,419
- I got you.
270
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:53,773
- I'm just so tired.
271
00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,605
- Promise me something.
272
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,434
- Whatever it takes.
273
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,962
- No more secrets.
274
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:12,921
[bright music]
275
00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:19,929
?
276
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,500
[knock at door]
277
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:27,849
- Knock, knock.
278
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,285
- Oh. Good morning.
279
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,201
- How's it feel
to be back home?
280
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,855
- Like I never left.
281
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,552
- Clearly some
very important people feel
282
00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,076
you deserve a second chance.
283
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,381
- Yeah.
284
00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:40,079
Principal Andrews didn't
really have my back.
285
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,777
- And that's why he's now
in the cutthroat world
286
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:45,736
of multi-level marketing
selling time-shares.
287
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,348
[both laugh]
- Well, now you're here.
288
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:52,308
- But there's only so much
I can do.
289
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:55,094
Still got to watch yourself.
290
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:56,660
- Excuse me?
291
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,880
- The mayor's wife may have
strong-armed the board
292
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,882
to bring you back,
but that doesn't mean
293
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,885
the parents can't
take you down again.
294
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:07,454
[tense music]
295
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:11,066
Know why these go on our desks?
296
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,415
- [scoffs] To poison us?
297
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,677
- [laughs]
298
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,289
In the 18th century,
teachers were given food
299
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:17,899
because they were so underpaid.
300
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,337
- Oh, nothing
really has changed.
301
00:14:22,731 --> 00:14:24,950
- Just be smart, Alice.
302
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:28,388
?
303
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,522
[indistinct chatter]
304
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:38,050
[uplifting music]
305
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:45,014
?
306
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,019
[laughs]
307
00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,589
[sighs]
308
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,853
Hm.
309
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,420
- It's completely corroded.
310
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:03,598
[whirring]
311
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,384
- Did you try
nail polish remover?
312
00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,256
- It's had multiple mani-pedis.
313
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:12,562
- Okay, just breathe.
314
00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,347
- I'm breathing.
- [laughs]
315
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,437
It's normal to be this cranky
on day three of a cleanse.
316
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:19,004
- I'm not cranky.
I'm hungry.
317
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,831
- That's just the ketosis
making you say that.
318
00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,704
- I need this stupid carburetor
to do what carburetors do.
319
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,358
- Maybe it's just
the universe suggesting
320
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:26,533
that you switch frequencies.
321
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:27,969
- The hell does that mean?
322
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:30,740
- Maybe you shouldn't be
supporting gas-powered cars.
323
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,192
- Seriously?
324
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,281
- They're dinosaurs,
325
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,804
but if dinosaurs
killed the world
326
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:39,067
instead of the other way
around.
327
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,504
- Okay.
328
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:45,291
This isn't just
a gas-powered car.
329
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,596
- Through your nose.
330
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,469
- This is a 1968 Camaro
with a big block.
331
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,644
- Out through your mouth.
332
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,602
- The Sistine Chapel on wheels.
333
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:53,864
- Fight it, Brett.
334
00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,649
- [exhales]
335
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,129
What's even in this?
336
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,915
- It's alkaline-based to reset
your digestive system.
337
00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:02,830
- So it cleans me out.
- Completely restores you.
338
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,440
- That's exactly what
I've been looking for.
339
00:16:04,441 --> 00:16:05,702
- Good.
340
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:08,662
[quirky music]
341
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:15,844
?
342
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,719
- [sighs]
343
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,072
- Hey.
344
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:29,030
Want me to do pickup?
- Sure.
345
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,379
- Thought I'd surprise
the kids.
346
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,120
- That'd be great.
- All right.
347
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,731
- [chuckles]
348
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,342
[exhales]
349
00:16:36,343 --> 00:16:37,560
Okay.
350
00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,954
[upbeat electronic music]
351
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,609
Hi, Kayla.
It's Catherine Crosby.
352
00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:45,874
I sold your house
at 2567 Devonshire.
353
00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,181
Nicole, how are the kids?
354
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,530
Andrea, how are you?
355
00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:51,966
Hey, Jerome.
Hello, Elaine.
356
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,576
Yes, I'm finally
going out on my own.
357
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:55,013
Darby.
358
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,232
The market is very favorable
to sellers right now.
359
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:59,408
- ? I'm the king,
give me my crown ?
360
00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:02,455
- If you were looking
to upgrade-
361
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,371
okay, well,
if you change your mind,
362
00:17:05,372 --> 00:17:07,242
you know where to find me.
363
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,070
- ? Baby, I'm the king
364
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,725
? Watch me as I do my thing
365
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,161
- Hi, Karen.
366
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:15,076
It's Catherine Crosby.
367
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,211
I sold your house
at 714 Bishop.
368
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:29,831
Oh.
369
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:34,530
- You know,
we actually met once.
370
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,663
- Through my husband?
- Yep.
371
00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:38,230
I used to do
event security for him
372
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,405
before I joined the academy.
373
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,493
- Sugar?
374
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,929
- I'm good.
375
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,366
- So...
376
00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,239
what can I help you with?
377
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:49,154
- Is that your SUV
in the driveway?
378
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:50,503
- Mm-hmm, yes.
379
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:51,678
- And did you take that
to the garden club party
380
00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,114
the other night?
381
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,464
- Actually, we took
my husband's car.
382
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:58,032
- Would that be
a black Cadillac?
383
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:59,686
- [coughs]
384
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,471
[tense music]
385
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:05,170
Am I in some kind of trouble?
386
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,129
- Why would you be
in any trouble?
387
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,045
- My husband drives a Mercedes.
388
00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:13,352
- And did you come home
with him that night?
389
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,789
- Yes, we were exhausted.
390
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,313
- So you came straight home
with your husband.
391
00:18:18,314 --> 00:18:20,141
- Paid the babysitter,
watched about 20 minutes
392
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,274
of some cake competition show,
and passed out.
393
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:26,495
?
394
00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:30,151
- And you didn't go anywhere
else with any friends?
395
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,805
- What's this about?
396
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:35,200
?
397
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:39,465
- Picked this up
off a traffic stop last night.
398
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:41,728
- We're out of gas.
Do you have any cash on you?
399
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,382
- But I'm also gonna need
that bracelet.
400
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,913
- I had to do something
that might not be good for us.
401
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,214
[gasps]
402
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,651
Oh, my God.
403
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,392
Thank you.
404
00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:54,871
- Thank the jeweler.
405
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:57,396
Luckily, there's not
that many Tuckers in town.
406
00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:58,919
- Who had it?
407
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,661
- Someone with a real
crazy story about you.
408
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,054
- [exhales]
409
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:07,449
Guess all that matters is,
410
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:09,930
now my husband doesn't have
to buy me a new one.
411
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:11,540
[laughs]
412
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,238
- You know what?
413
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,588
It might be easier if you
come on down to the station
414
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,807
so we can just
clear this all up.
415
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:21,160
?
416
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,381
- All right. Good morning.
417
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,078
- Glad you're back, Ms. Morris.
418
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,602
- Oh. Thanks, Peyton.
419
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,560
- I hope
there's no hard feelings.
420
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:33,083
- Why don't we just start over?
421
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,695
- Well, that might be tough.
422
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,045
I'm wearing the same underwear
you sniffed.
423
00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:39,873
- Hm.
424
00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:41,091
- [laughs]
I'm just kidding.
425
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:44,486
[tense music]
426
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:45,748
Sup, boy?
- All right.
427
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:48,098
All right, people.
Let's find your seats.
428
00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,883
- Sup?
- Come on.
429
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:53,234
Okay, so let's talk about
last night's assignment-
430
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:58,108
the first part of
Jean-Paul Sartre's "No Exit."
431
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,589
How are we all feeling?
432
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,591
Yes, Peyton.
433
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,636
- Challenged.
434
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:04,941
- In what way?
435
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,116
- I don't know.
436
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,248
You know, it just
kind of made me think
437
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,163
about how when life,
like, sucks,
438
00:20:09,164 --> 00:20:11,166
you could be stuck in it
forever.
439
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:15,648
- [chuckles]
Well, that's existentialism.
440
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,085
- And how is that good for us?
- What do you mean?
441
00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:21,131
- Well, just given all
the stress in the world today,
442
00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:22,698
learning how life
has no meaning
443
00:20:22,699 --> 00:20:25,701
could be really damaging
to our mental health.
444
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:27,268
[class muttering]
445
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,488
- Existentialism teaches us
the importance
446
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,794
of freedom of choice, guys.
447
00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,318
- Oh, cool.
448
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:36,321
Okay, then I'd like to choose
to read something else.
449
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,931
- Well, this is the unit
we're studying.
450
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,194
- But that was your choice.
451
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,891
- Because I'm the teacher,
Peyton.
452
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,415
- Yeah, but you're not
in charge of, like,
453
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:46,026
our well-being, right?
454
00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:48,289
That's our parents.
455
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:50,073
- Your parents also had
to read these books.
456
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,604
- That's why my mom thinks
they're inappropriate.
457
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,340
- She said that?
458
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,080
- She's just really worried
about how you'd handle
459
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,039
a subject like this, you know?
460
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,475
- No, I don't, actually.
461
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,390
- Just given
how insensitive you've been
462
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,436
to students in the past.
463
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:05,741
- Well, your mom is welcome
464
00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:07,830
to come and talk to me
about the curriculum.
465
00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:12,052
- Yeah, that didn't go so well
for you last time, did it?
466
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,053
[class muttering]
- Excuse me?
467
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:14,489
- No offense, okay.
468
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,231
I'm just looking out
for your job.
469
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:20,713
- My mom would have
a problem too.
470
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:23,717
- Who else feels the same way
about existentialism?
471
00:21:27,155 --> 00:21:28,764
- Okay.
472
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,724
[bright music]
473
00:21:31,725 --> 00:21:38,732
?
474
00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,564
You're right.
- What?
475
00:21:45,565 --> 00:21:48,697
- Yeah, no, it seems like
you all understand the basics,
476
00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:52,614
so no need to do the reading.
477
00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:53,876
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
478
00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,530
You can tell your mom
you get an A.
479
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,532
- Awesome.
- Wait, why does he get an A?
480
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:59,621
- You all get A's.
[class chattering excitedly]
481
00:21:59,622 --> 00:22:01,884
Yeah, every single one of you.
482
00:22:01,885 --> 00:22:04,104
- Is this a joke?
- For the rest of the semester,
483
00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:07,977
as long as you come to class,
you get an A.
484
00:22:07,978 --> 00:22:09,762
[all cheering]
485
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:14,027
- Okay, wait, so what are we
gonna actually, like, do?
486
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:16,551
- Um...
487
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:18,379
who's read "Harry Potter"?
488
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,468
- Oh! Come on.
- Of course.
489
00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:22,383
You know what, forget it.
490
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:23,776
Let's just watch the movies.
491
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,779
[all cheering]
492
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:29,042
?
493
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,435
- Come on.
494
00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:33,960
?
495
00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,354
- Keep it up, everyone.
496
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,139
Ten more minutes
and then we'll take a break.
497
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,750
Oh, Alice.
498
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,926
Is it daylight savings time
where you live?
499
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:45,232
- No.
500
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:47,322
- Just wondering
why you're an hour late.
501
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:52,935
- [huskily]
Carburetor.
502
00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:55,329
Carburetor.
503
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:56,678
- [softly]
You're so hot, baby.
504
00:22:56,679 --> 00:22:59,377
You're the sexiest sapling
I've ever seen.
505
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,204
- What are you doing?
506
00:23:01,205 --> 00:23:02,945
- Making the seeds grow.
507
00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:07,297
- They apparently respond
to low vibrations.
508
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,125
- So you're talking
dirty to dirt?
509
00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:12,172
- [normally] We'll see whose
sapling gets erect first.
510
00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:14,304
- [laughs]
511
00:23:14,305 --> 00:23:15,741
Why isn't Brett here?
512
00:23:15,742 --> 00:23:17,482
- [normally]
Oh, he's super stressed.
513
00:23:17,483 --> 00:23:19,484
Something broke on the car
he's working on.
514
00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:20,746
- Don't worry.
515
00:23:20,747 --> 00:23:22,965
You can rage about him
to the plants.
516
00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:25,968
They like the screaming.
517
00:23:25,969 --> 00:23:27,493
- [chuckles]
518
00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:37,851
[softly]
I'm sorry.
519
00:23:39,505 --> 00:23:41,028
You were right.
520
00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:46,424
I didn't appreciate you.
521
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,862
It's like when someone's such
a good friend all of the time,
522
00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:52,821
you get spoiled.
523
00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:57,826
Not that I'm making excuses
or whatever.
524
00:23:57,827 --> 00:24:01,264
Sometimes I just wish
we could be normal
525
00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:03,484
for, like, 20 minutes.
526
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,399
And then you can go
back to being mad at me
527
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,315
for as long as you want.
528
00:24:08,316 --> 00:24:12,928
I just-I don't know,
I really-
529
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:15,888
I really miss you.
530
00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,933
- No crying.
531
00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,021
Come on.
532
00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:22,156
Tears disrupt
the pH of the soil.
533
00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:26,551
- You think that's what
your fight was about?
534
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:27,943
- Oh, you poor thing.
535
00:24:27,944 --> 00:24:30,729
- He said I take him
for granted.
536
00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:33,167
- That's not
what it was about, girl.
537
00:24:35,212 --> 00:24:36,517
- But it's true.
538
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,432
- Brett didn't go
buck wild on dating apps
539
00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:41,609
because you forgot to thank him
for a ride to the airport.
540
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:43,872
- In the wise words
of my Great Aunt Rose,
541
00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:47,441
you get over someone
by getting under someone else.
542
00:24:47,442 --> 00:24:48,747
- What? No. Come on.
543
00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:51,490
- You're his emergency contact,
Alice.
544
00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,235
- Why didn't he say anything?
545
00:24:59,236 --> 00:25:00,672
- You're married.
546
00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:03,370
- T�a Rose also had
a lot of thoughts on fidelity.
547
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,894
- Oh, God.
548
00:25:08,071 --> 00:25:10,509
I'm such an idiot.
549
00:25:11,901 --> 00:25:13,773
Oh.
550
00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:18,516
- It's not the size
of your stamen.
551
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:21,257
It's how you use it.
552
00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:24,217
- [huskily]
Carburetor.
553
00:25:24,218 --> 00:25:26,088
- Why do you keep saying that?
554
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:27,786
- [normally]
It's stuck in my head.
555
00:25:27,787 --> 00:25:30,876
[both laugh]
- It's so weird.
556
00:25:30,877 --> 00:25:34,793
- It's just the car part
Brett's trying to find.
557
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:36,925
- Your timing was perfect.
558
00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:39,232
I waited so long
for my furniture to arrive,
559
00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,364
when it finally did,
I was sick of the house.
560
00:25:41,365 --> 00:25:42,714
- You could just redecorate.
561
00:25:42,715 --> 00:25:45,281
- Or sell it fully furnished
and start over.
562
00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:47,240
- Haven't changed a bit, Daisy.
563
00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:49,242
- So it's 5 bed,
6 1/2 bath,
564
00:25:49,243 --> 00:25:52,114
blah, blah, blah,
but that's not why I bought it.
565
00:25:52,115 --> 00:25:55,117
[plucky music]
566
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:58,947
?
567
00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:02,037
- This is way bigger than
the loft I sold you downtown.
568
00:26:02,038 --> 00:26:03,343
- Right?
569
00:26:03,344 --> 00:26:04,779
Too bad I'm traveling
too much to enjoy it.
570
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,302
- Well, in this neighborhood,
I'm afraid you're never
571
00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:07,695
gonna get asking for this.
572
00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:10,176
- That doesn't sound like
the Catherine I remember.
573
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:12,874
- You're gonna get way over.
574
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,833
[both laugh]
- That's my girl.
575
00:26:14,834 --> 00:26:16,574
[laughs]
576
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,793
- So I'll send you
the paperwork.
577
00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:19,881
- Hello?
578
00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:21,970
Mind if I keep my shoes on?
579
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,190
- Full disclosure,
you're not the only realtor
580
00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:25,321
in the running.
581
00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:27,715
- Wow, this place is fab.
582
00:26:27,716 --> 00:26:29,282
- I'm upstairs.
583
00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:30,979
- But we go way back.
584
00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:32,241
- With Gary.
585
00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,722
- Believe me, I am better off
without him.
586
00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:37,420
- You've never sold a house
without him.
587
00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:40,119
- [sighs]
So who's my competition?
588
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,470
- Someone who loves
a good fight.
589
00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:44,993
- Hi, Pierce.
590
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,081
- Hi.
591
00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,779
Oh, you two
already know each other?
592
00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:49,302
- Oh, I tried to hire her.
593
00:26:49,303 --> 00:26:50,564
- Timing just didn't work out.
594
00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:53,349
- She is a tremendous realtor,
Daisy.
595
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:54,655
- Oh.
- Thank you.
596
00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:57,658
- But an even better mom.
597
00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:00,966
- [chuckles]
- Hm. I like to find a balance.
598
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:03,664
- Don't let her fool you-
she moms so hard,
599
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:06,841
it comes before
everything else.
600
00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:08,234
You have kids, Daisy?
601
00:27:08,235 --> 00:27:09,888
- Sadly, work is my baby.
602
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,541
- Hm. You and me both.
603
00:27:11,542 --> 00:27:13,066
[both chuckle]
604
00:27:15,895 --> 00:27:19,419
- How many times
are we gonna go over it?
605
00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,029
Nothing's changed.
606
00:27:21,030 --> 00:27:22,857
- One more time
for the cheap seats.
607
00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:24,685
- Hey, she gave it to me.
608
00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,948
[tense music]
609
00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:29,516
Traded it for gas
for her Cadillac.
610
00:27:29,517 --> 00:27:32,693
- Okay,
it's a $15,000 bracelet.
611
00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:34,434
- First she tried
to sell me pills.
612
00:27:34,435 --> 00:27:37,742
- I have never seen this man
before in my life.
613
00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:40,746
- Uh, she was wearing
a fancy blue dress.
614
00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:46,620
- Uh, maybe he saw me
at the gala.
615
00:27:46,621 --> 00:27:49,145
- She was with a friend
in a red dress.
616
00:27:49,621 --> 00:27:53,496
- He probably had someone
on the inside-
617
00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:55,237
caterer, coat check.
618
00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:57,631
- You don't got to believe me.
- Yeah, we don't, mister.
619
00:27:57,632 --> 00:27:59,199
- Ask Pete.
620
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,071
- Who's Pete?
621
00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:05,726
- Homeless dude who lives
behind the mini mart.
622
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:07,728
He talked to the friend.
623
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:10,731
[high-pitched ringing]
624
00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:12,428
- Look how grown you are.
625
00:28:12,429 --> 00:28:13,952
- [laughs]
- Hey, Duncan.
626
00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,431
- Good to see you, man.
627
00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:16,868
- Is that the thief?
628
00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:18,478
- Not sure yet.
629
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:21,089
- Well, my wife came home
with me.
630
00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,351
Case closed.
631
00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:24,310
- Still should track down
this Pete guy.
632
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:25,920
- Yeah, but why go
through all the effort?
633
00:28:25,921 --> 00:28:27,574
- Well, I gotta cover my bases.
634
00:28:27,575 --> 00:28:29,619
You know, the whole
innocent till proven guilty.
635
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:31,550
- Gas stations have
security cameras.
636
00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,756
Hm?
- [laughs nervously]
637
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,715
- I mean, why waste
any more time?
638
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:41,763
?
639
00:28:44,244 --> 00:28:46,941
[bluesy country music playing]
640
00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:51,424
?
641
00:28:51,425 --> 00:28:53,470
- What model do you need?
642
00:28:57,692 --> 00:28:59,172
- '68 Camaro.
643
00:29:00,477 --> 00:29:02,957
- Aren't the Chevy parts
on the other side?
644
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,264
- They moved them.
645
00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:07,440
- Let's divide and conquer.
646
00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:09,442
- How'd you know I was here?
647
00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:13,794
- Where else are you gonna find
a '68 carburetor?
648
00:29:13,795 --> 00:29:16,797
[upbeat music]
649
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:21,802
?
650
00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,717
- Take a seat.
651
00:29:23,718 --> 00:29:25,458
- What's going on?
652
00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:27,808
- Employee quarterly review.
653
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,767
- I'll stand, thank you.
654
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,943
- How do you think your
performance has been lately?
655
00:29:31,944 --> 00:29:33,596
- Exceptional.
656
00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:35,250
- Well, I see room
for improvement.
657
00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:36,948
- Mm. Oh, yeah?
658
00:29:36,949 --> 00:29:38,297
Where?
659
00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:42,692
- For example,
how you treat my boyfriend.
660
00:29:42,693 --> 00:29:44,259
- He's got a wife.
661
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:45,826
- You need to be nicer to him.
662
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:46,914
- What's the point?
663
00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:48,394
This guy's not sticking around.
664
00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:49,569
- You don't know that.
665
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:51,484
- They call this
a delusionship.
666
00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:53,051
- I'm not delulu, Olga.
667
00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,487
- TikTok would disagree.
668
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:56,141
- We could totally
end up together.
669
00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:57,185
- Oh, yeah?
670
00:29:57,186 --> 00:29:58,839
- Yeah.
671
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,580
Ford goes to college.
672
00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:02,669
He finally leaves his wife.
673
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:03,844
- And then what?
674
00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,498
You all spend
Christmas together
675
00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:07,282
like one of those
Hallmark movies?
676
00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:08,849
- It's not so crazy.
677
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,461
I am the kid's
biological mother.
678
00:30:13,289 --> 00:30:16,205
- Sounds like you've got it
all figured out, Ms. Bradley.
679
00:30:17,990 --> 00:30:19,513
- Well, it's what I want.
680
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,777
- Sure it's what he wants?
681
00:30:25,214 --> 00:30:26,432
- You can go now.
682
00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:28,696
- Is all this going in my file?
683
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,046
- We'll discuss it
next quarter.
684
00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:35,049
[soft music]
685
00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:42,231
?
686
00:30:42,832 --> 00:30:46,191
- So I wait
till Cricket's asleep,
687
00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:47,540
and then I hit
the drive-through.
688
00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:50,543
- So you've just been
shame-eating in your car?
689
00:30:50,544 --> 00:30:52,371
- And brushing my teeth
so she doesn't smell it on me.
690
00:30:52,372 --> 00:30:54,373
- Oh, my God. You did not.
691
00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:55,722
- I cannot tell you how good
692
00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:57,202
Taco Bell tastes
when it's forbidden.
693
00:30:57,203 --> 00:30:58,377
- Why would you even think
694
00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:00,727
you could not eat
for five days?
695
00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:03,382
- Part of me wanted to prove
to her I was that guy.
696
00:31:03,383 --> 00:31:04,905
- You eat a second lunch.
697
00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,341
- Most important meal
of the day.
698
00:31:06,342 --> 00:31:08,909
- Doug once tried
to get me into jogging.
699
00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,650
- Oh, yeah, I remember.
700
00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:12,260
You used to hide
at the coffee shop
701
00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,479
for, like, half an hour.
702
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,263
- 15-minute mile.
- Yep.
703
00:31:15,264 --> 00:31:17,962
Until Doug came in and found
you pounding an iced mocha.
704
00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:19,224
- I'm a bad faker.
705
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:20,834
- Me too, I guess.
706
00:31:20,835 --> 00:31:24,925
- It's just hard
being something you're not.
707
00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:28,537
[gentle music playing]
708
00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,626
Wait, what model was it again?
709
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:33,238
- RS.
710
00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:34,936
No way.
- Way.
711
00:31:38,679 --> 00:31:40,158
- I can't believe it!
712
00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:41,246
- It was sitting right there.
713
00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:43,074
- You are my lucky charm.
714
00:31:43,075 --> 00:31:47,295
?
715
00:31:47,296 --> 00:31:49,863
- I'm sorry I can't be more.
716
00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:56,696
?
717
00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,481
- Oh, man.
718
00:32:00,266 --> 00:32:01,876
Was it that obvious?
719
00:32:04,748 --> 00:32:07,664
- You did cry at my birthday.
720
00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:14,367
- I was proud
you made it to 30.
721
00:32:16,325 --> 00:32:19,459
[both laughing]
722
00:32:23,158 --> 00:32:27,336
I feel so stupid.
723
00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:30,774
- I'm the stupid one.
724
00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:34,517
- So what do we do now?
725
00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:40,218
- Taco Bell run.
726
00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:41,436
Duh.
727
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:44,265
[both laugh]
728
00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:47,616
?
729
00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:48,966
- Your-
- You're buying.
730
00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,358
- Oh, I was gonna say
your treat.
731
00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:51,970
You're the one
with the new job.
732
00:32:54,450 --> 00:32:57,365
[tense music]
733
00:32:57,366 --> 00:32:59,846
?
734
00:32:59,847 --> 00:33:01,979
- Half day?
735
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,632
- School's over.
736
00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:05,330
- Bad joke.
- Oh. What's up?
737
00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:07,114
- Got a call from Peyton's mom.
738
00:33:07,115 --> 00:33:09,116
- Ah, yeah, my old buddy.
739
00:33:09,117 --> 00:33:10,988
- She said
you started the year off
740
00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,120
with an interesting approach.
741
00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:16,080
- Look, I can explain.
742
00:33:16,081 --> 00:33:17,995
- I don't normally like
being ambushed by parents-
743
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,998
- No, it wasn't
my finest moment.
744
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:24,871
- Peyton's mom would disagree.
745
00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:26,003
- What?
746
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,656
- Apparently
she's over the moon
747
00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,658
with your new curriculum.
748
00:33:29,659 --> 00:33:31,921
- Huh.
749
00:33:31,922 --> 00:33:35,316
Well, I think
my time off taught me
750
00:33:35,317 --> 00:33:37,449
what really matters
to students.
751
00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:39,799
- Whatever you're doing,
keep it up.
752
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,888
- Well, I'm happy
to do my part.
753
00:33:41,889 --> 00:33:43,324
- What if it was bigger?
754
00:33:43,325 --> 00:33:45,152
Still trying to find
a cheer coach
755
00:33:45,153 --> 00:33:46,327
and debate advisor.
756
00:33:46,328 --> 00:33:48,112
Shop department
also needs someone
757
00:33:48,113 --> 00:33:49,287
to keep kids
from cutting fingers off.
758
00:33:49,288 --> 00:33:51,158
- My masters is in English.
759
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:54,032
- All for extra pay, of course.
760
00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:57,035
- How much?
761
00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:00,080
[upbeat electronic music]
762
00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:02,169
- Every great home has a story.
763
00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:05,390
And if you'll please follow me,
I'm ready to tell yours.
764
00:34:05,391 --> 00:34:07,740
?
765
00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,176
- Let me take you
766
00:34:09,177 --> 00:34:11,352
into the heart and soul
of your home.
767
00:34:11,353 --> 00:34:15,182
This oversized
Statuario marble island
768
00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:16,879
is perfect for entertaining.
769
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:21,841
The eased edges give it
a sleek and contemporary feel.
770
00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,930
- Freestanding soaking tub
with a clean, modern finish.
771
00:34:23,931 --> 00:34:25,540
- Custom cabinetry.
772
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:28,804
- This luxurious primary bath
spotlights a single vanity.
773
00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:30,502
- With griddle and grill.
774
00:34:30,503 --> 00:34:32,547
- Perfect for those
chilly Michigan nights.
775
00:34:32,548 --> 00:34:33,635
[gasps]
776
00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:36,029
- This large
private sitting room.
777
00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:38,466
- Elegantly positioned to take
advantage of the morning light.
778
00:34:38,467 --> 00:34:41,513
- Whether you are
a gourmet chef
779
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:44,472
or you just love
hosting dinner parties.
780
00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:47,693
- My goal is to make this
seamless and stress-free.
781
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,390
- I truly believe your home has
782
00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:51,914
incredible potential
in today's market.
783
00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:53,133
- And I am confident
I can help you
784
00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:54,787
get the best possible price.
785
00:34:54,788 --> 00:34:57,095
Let's get started!
- When can we get started?
786
00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,793
- It's just such
a hard decision.
787
00:35:00,794 --> 00:35:02,403
You both know your stuff.
788
00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:05,494
And, oh, my God,
you're both so charming.
789
00:35:07,801 --> 00:35:09,324
- I didn't get it, did I?
790
00:35:11,544 --> 00:35:14,067
- A company of his size,
791
00:35:14,068 --> 00:35:15,851
he has contacts
all over the world.
792
00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,201
- Yeah.
793
00:35:17,202 --> 00:35:18,550
Pretty hard
to compete with that.
794
00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:19,594
[children chattering]
795
00:35:19,595 --> 00:35:21,727
- [sighs]
796
00:35:21,728 --> 00:35:23,642
[grunts]
797
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,513
That's literally every day.
798
00:35:25,514 --> 00:35:27,472
Neighbor's kid.
799
00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:28,864
- The Garretts.
800
00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:30,605
- Yeah. You know them?
801
00:35:30,606 --> 00:35:32,564
- They have a toddler
and a seven-year-old.
802
00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,566
And my daughter takes ballet
with the girl
803
00:35:34,567 --> 00:35:36,089
that lives in that Tudor.
804
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:38,091
The house next to it,
they have twin boys,
805
00:35:38,092 --> 00:35:39,832
and they all go
to the best public school
806
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:43,532
in the district, which is
walking distance from here.
807
00:35:43,938 --> 00:35:46,578
- You know the neighborhood.
808
00:35:46,579 --> 00:35:49,320
[plucky music]
809
00:35:49,321 --> 00:35:52,540
- And I know that the person
that buys your house
810
00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:55,021
won't care if there are
soccer balls in their yard.
811
00:35:55,022 --> 00:35:56,196
- Why?
- Because I'm gonna sell it
812
00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,198
to the friends
of one of these families
813
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,940
so their kids can
grow up together.
814
00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:02,115
- Wow.
815
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:03,638
You really do mom hard.
816
00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:06,163
- You don't need Goldman's
international contacts.
817
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,644
You need my PTA phone tree.
818
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:12,081
- Think you can close
in 60 days?
819
00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:13,822
- I once sold
300 Girl Scout cookies
820
00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:15,215
in a weekend.
821
00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:17,696
- Even the plain ones?
822
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,220
- Mostly plain.
823
00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:22,788
- [laughs]
824
00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:24,703
Why don't we go inside
and sign those papers?
825
00:36:24,704 --> 00:36:29,360
?
826
00:36:29,361 --> 00:36:33,277
- Okay, scroll, scroll.
827
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:36,063
Let's just get to the point
where he said you came in.
828
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:39,196
- Is that even
really necessary?
829
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,023
- Guy's facing
a serious felony.
830
00:36:41,024 --> 00:36:43,852
- Well, I don't see any reason
to press charges, right, babe?
831
00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:46,072
- Well, it's probably
up to the DA anyway now.
832
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:48,205
[keyboard clacking]
833
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,685
- Ugh. Spinning wheel.
834
00:36:50,686 --> 00:36:53,079
You'd think
they'd upgrade these things.
835
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,647
- Maybe it just fell
out of my purse.
836
00:36:55,648 --> 00:36:57,039
- Okay, wait a minute.
837
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,172
I think we're back in business.
838
00:36:59,173 --> 00:37:00,739
Nope.
839
00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:02,306
Spinning wheel again.
840
00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:04,090
- We got the bracelet back.
Why are we even doing this?
841
00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:06,353
- The man's got a job to do.
842
00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:08,094
- Okay, here we are.
843
00:37:08,095 --> 00:37:11,053
[suspenseful music]
844
00:37:11,054 --> 00:37:17,539
?
845
00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:35,034
- Well, there you go.
846
00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:37,210
- Sorry for your trouble, folks.
847
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:38,516
- It's funny.
848
00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:40,605
It's like she was never there.
849
00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:43,608
[light music]
850
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:50,572
?
851
00:37:54,924 --> 00:37:56,534
[quirky music]
852
00:37:56,535 --> 00:37:58,275
- Count of three.
853
00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,712
- Three.
854
00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:02,322
Hm.
- Mine's bigger.
855
00:38:02,323 --> 00:38:04,759
- [laughs] Uh-huh.
856
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:08,023
- See, everyone?
What we say to plants matters.
857
00:38:08,024 --> 00:38:10,548
- Or it's the carbon dioxide
coming from our mouths.
858
00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:12,071
- What'd you say to yours?
859
00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:14,029
- Oh, I sang
a Get Up Kids song.
860
00:38:14,030 --> 00:38:15,596
You?
861
00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:17,511
- Just told mine how I felt.
862
00:38:17,512 --> 00:38:18,774
- Mm.
863
00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,950
- Get a load of that.
864
00:38:21,951 --> 00:38:24,257
[both laughing]
- [mimics gunshot]
865
00:38:24,258 --> 00:38:25,563
- Aww.
866
00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:27,608
Growth.
867
00:38:27,609 --> 00:38:31,351
- It's never easy nurturing
a business to maturity.
868
00:38:31,352 --> 00:38:34,398
[The Radio Dept.'s
"We Climb the Wired Fences"]
869
00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:38,097
?
870
00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:40,665
Anything can disrupt
the natural order
871
00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,014
of your work environment.
872
00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:45,147
- ? Walk you through the
873
00:38:45,148 --> 00:38:46,889
- [gasps]
874
00:38:49,631 --> 00:38:51,589
Birdie was, uh, thirsty.
875
00:38:51,590 --> 00:38:53,068
- If you break her heart,
876
00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:55,855
I will not hesitate
to ragdoll you.
877
00:38:59,162 --> 00:39:05,124
?
878
00:39:05,125 --> 00:39:07,953
- So you gotta weed out
your weakest divisions
879
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:12,087
in order to focus
on your strongest branches.
880
00:39:12,088 --> 00:39:14,700
- I think I'm gonna sleep
at home tonight.
881
00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:17,441
- Are you sure?
882
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:23,447
?
883
00:39:23,448 --> 00:39:25,754
- I just miss my own bed.
884
00:39:28,148 --> 00:39:29,714
- Okay.
885
00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:35,851
?
886
00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:41,943
- ? At best, it's simulation
887
00:39:41,944 --> 00:39:48,602
? Or can you set me free?
888
00:39:48,603 --> 00:39:55,784
?
889
00:39:58,134 --> 00:40:01,615
- Even then, unforeseen
competition in the marketplace
890
00:40:01,616 --> 00:40:05,141
can siphon resources
and overshadow growth.
891
00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:11,146
So like any healthy ecosystem,
for your business to thrive...
892
00:40:11,147 --> 00:40:12,583
- Hi, Mommy.
893
00:40:12,584 --> 00:40:14,498
- It has to adapt to change.
894
00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:16,804
How was your day, honey?
895
00:40:16,805 --> 00:40:18,371
- Where's my drink?
896
00:40:18,372 --> 00:40:19,894
- [laughs]
897
00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:27,076
?
898
00:40:34,780 --> 00:40:36,476
- I still don't get it.
899
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,173
- What don't you get?
900
00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:42,700
- What you did when you hacked
their cloud server or whatever.
901
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:44,092
- Trade secrets.
902
00:40:44,093 --> 00:40:45,311
- Mm-mm.
903
00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:47,487
We don't have secrets
anymore, remember?
904
00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:48,706
- All right.
905
00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:50,403
One of my guys put
the same timecode
906
00:40:50,404 --> 00:40:51,926
on footage
from a different night.
907
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:55,103
- [exhales]
908
00:40:55,104 --> 00:40:57,715
I feel bad
for the mini mart guy.
909
00:40:57,716 --> 00:40:59,020
- The DA's never
gonna charge him
910
00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:00,849
if we don't push it.
911
00:41:06,115 --> 00:41:09,553
- Did you ever think
I'd be...
912
00:41:09,554 --> 00:41:11,642
this much?
913
00:41:11,643 --> 00:41:13,426
- [laughs]
914
00:41:13,427 --> 00:41:14,906
It makes it fun.
915
00:41:14,907 --> 00:41:17,212
- Well, we have
pretty much stress-tested
916
00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:19,519
every marriage vow there is.
917
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,738
- We're still here.
918
00:41:20,739 --> 00:41:22,870
- Yeah.
919
00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:24,568
- Apparently so is he.
920
00:41:24,569 --> 00:41:27,571
[tense music]
921
00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:34,492
?
922
00:41:42,456 --> 00:41:44,501
- So what else did I miss
at the gala?
923
00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,373
- [laughs]
924
00:41:46,423 --> 00:41:50,973
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