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♪♪
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Girl:
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[ Crying and gasping ]
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♪ Joy to the world ♪
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♪ The Lord is come ♪
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♪ Let Earth receive her king ♪
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Are you okay?
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Oh, I'm in so much
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fucking pain!
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Sephora's closing.
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I'm not gonna let you buy that
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lip kit full price, by the way.
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- That'd be, like... - [ Moans ]
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against civil rights.
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Aaaaah!
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it's just cramps?
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Are you sure
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- 'Cause my mom knows - someone who got an amoeba
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From Panda Express.
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- It's like someone is sticking - one of those
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Curved Japanese swords
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up my vagina.
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Fuck!
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- Do you want - the rest of the Oxy?
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[ Whimpers ]
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Here, open the door.
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- I-I-I can't. - I can't move.
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- I can't... - I can't unlock the door.
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- Okay, I'll just - slide it under.
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Think if you snort it
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it works super fast.
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Oh.
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Ugh. Fuck!
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This is fucking true love
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'cause this floor's nasty.
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Got it?
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[ Whimpers ]
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Oh, God, gross!
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Oh, I think
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I'm gonna throw up.
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Are you okay?
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Aaaah!
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Seriously,
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what is happening?
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Aaaaah!
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- Shut up! - The Chipotle woman is looking!
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Can you Google
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"how to give birth"?
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What?!
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Just do it.
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- You're having - a fucking baby?!
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- Shut up! - You're not pregnant!
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- You don't even - look that fat.
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[ Wails ]
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Oh, God, no!
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We have to call 911.
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- No! - We have to call 911.
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- My parents will - fucking kill me!
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Fuck.
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People give birth in cars.
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- No, you can't give birth - in a bathroom.
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- It fucking happens. - It's not a big fucking deal.
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How could you not know?
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What about your period?
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I thought I was bleeding.
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Oh, God, Naomi!
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- Shut up! - Someone is coming.
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Uh, no, someone threw up
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all over the floor in there.
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And diarrhea, too.
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- Oh. - [ Moans ]
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- Tittyfuck cunt nugget. - It's not loading.
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- It's not loading! - Welcome to wellness 5G...
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- Oh, God, it's one of those - YouTube videos
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- Where you have to watch - the whole fucking ad first.
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- You can't just skip. - Aaah!
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Why can you skip some
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and not others?!
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What the fucking fuck!
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Fuck!
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Try WikiHow!
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♪♪
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♪ I like boys
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I like pecs ♪
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- ♪ Like them arms - when they flex ♪
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- ♪ Like that print - in them sweats ♪
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- ♪ Tell them girls, - "Thank you, next" ♪
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♪ I like when they text me
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sexy pics of 'em ♪
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- ♪ Like them abs - when there's six of 'em ♪
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♪ Tell them girls I'm sorry ♪
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♪ I like boys
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Mama, boys like me ♪
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- ♪ I like boys who like boys - Mama ♪
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♪ Yeah, I like boys
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who like boys like me ♪
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♪ Boys like me ♪
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♪ Motherfuckin' boys like me,
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bitch ♪
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This being your third
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dress-coding offense
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- in the first month - of school,
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- You need a guidance counselor - to sign off on this.
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- No, please don't make me see - Mr. Saltarelli.
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That man crushes dreams.
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He collects antique
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dental equipment.
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Mr. Saltarelli is dead.
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Oh, shit.
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I'm sorry.
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How?
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[ Faint pounding ]
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Hi.
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Hi.
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How did Mr. Saltarelli die?
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He lost sight of a drone
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he was flying
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and accidentally
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flew it into his head.
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- He fell unconscious in his pool - and drowned.
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Oh, shit.
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Yeah.
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- There was a guy - judging the U.S. Open
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Who died when a player served
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the tennis ball into his groin.
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It's true.
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His name was Dick.
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That's also true.
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I'm sorry.
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You're the new
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guidance counselor?
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Sam.
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Chester.
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You know, we're supposed to call
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teachers by their last names.
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- Call me Mr. Fanger - if it feels more comfortable.
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I've always been a bit
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on the fence about it.
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What can I do for you?
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You have to sign my slip,
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after you make sure that
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I understand the consequences
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of having things like
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multiple dress-code violations
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on my high school record.
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Okay, Chester, do you understand
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the consequences?
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Three more,
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and I am suspended
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and waterboarded
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and put to death or something.
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Thing is I am a star
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water polo player
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with a 4.1 GPA,
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and my tolerance
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for giving a fuck is,
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like, minimal.
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- Where do you come down - on cursing?
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Safe space.
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Why do you keep
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getting dress-coded?
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Once for wearing a skirt.
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Once for ripped jeans,
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which the girls never
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get in trouble for,
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but they said the rips
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were too close to my ass.
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I mean, they didn't use
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the word "ass."
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I think Mr. Saltarelli said
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"derriere,"
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- which I had to Google - just to make sure
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It was French for "ass."
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But anyway...
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What do you think?
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Is this too close
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to my ass?
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What is it about for you?
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Ooh.
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What is it about for me?
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I like how you said that all
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cute and guidance counselor-y.
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Is it a drag thing?
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Are you into drag?
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Give to get.
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- Don't they teach you that - in guidance counselor school?
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- More like how to deal with kids - who try to find things out
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- About your personal life - that are none of their business.
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Oh.
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Okay, okay.
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So, you know,
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you being a shady bitch
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is only gonna make me
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like you more.
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And if you want to therapize me,
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I am all over it.
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Like, go.
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Like, let's get all
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up close and personal.
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You'll need to find someone
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to lend you something for today.
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If I have to wear something
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from The Gap,
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I am blowing my brains out.
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That's not a suicidal
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cry for help,
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just to be clear.
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But it could be
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if The Gap is involved.
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Where is that?
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Oh, Tokyo.
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I spent the loneliest year
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of my life there.
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I put it up to remind me
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that when I feel alone,
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I'm never feeling
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that alone.
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Is that, like, a prompt
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to connect to sad kids?
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Oh, boo,
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you was doin' so good.
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My school e-mail address.
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If you need anything.
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I need a shit-ton
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of things.
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I'm, like, a lot.
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[ DUCKWRTH's " Crush" plays ]
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♪♪
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♪ I can just watch you dance
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all night ♪
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♪ And you would never
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let me down ♪
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♪ You could never let me down ♪
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♪ Crush ♪
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♪ I can fall in love with you
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all night ♪
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♪ And you would never
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let me down ♪
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♪ A crush
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is my favorite sound ♪
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♪ Crush ♪
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- ♪ You just running - through my brain ♪
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- ♪ On it like dew - on the window pane ♪
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♪ 7:00 am, we was up
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all night ♪
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♪ I was watching you dance ♪
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- Hey, yo, - Chester, over here, man.
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- Hey, I'll see you - at practice.
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Alright, bro.
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♪ I can just watch you dance
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all night ♪
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- ♪ And you would never - let me down ♪
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- Hey. - Later still good?
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- Yeah, - I'll meet you there.
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♪ Crush ♪
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♪ I can fall in love with you
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all night ♪
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♪ And you would never
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let me down ♪
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♪ A crush
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is my favorite sound ♪
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♪ Crush
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♪ I never planned to crush ♪
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- ♪ But I'm saying all them - things to make you blush ♪
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♪ This is such a rush ♪
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- ♪ Blood to the head, - like I'm upside down ♪
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- ♪ Let you cool down, - you ain't a tough guy ♪
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♪ Say that ♪
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- ♪ Unless you lookin' - for a rough ride ♪
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- ♪ Poppin' wheelies - in the sunshine, play that ♪
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- ♪ Put you on my BMX, - feel like a Maybach ♪
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♪ Ooh, throw it back
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just like a 8-track ♪
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♪ Marvin Gaye,
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we do it your way ♪
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♪ Usher Raymond, do it my way ♪
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- ♪ What happens - when you stick that jam ♪
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♪ In the middle of the yams? ♪
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♪ Crush ♪
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♪ I can just watch you dance
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all night ♪
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♪ And you would never
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let me down ♪
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Can anyone sell me a shirt?
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I have a dollar.
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- ♪ I can fall in love - with you all night ♪
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Anyone?
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let me down ♪
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♪ And you would never
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- -Shirt for a dollar? - -Sorry, man.
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♪ A crush
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is my favorite sound ♪
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♪ Crush ♪
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- "Magic Mike" stage show - over here.
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- -Ow! - -Just kidding.
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- I got dress-coded. - -Ow!
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♪ A crush
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is my favorite sound ♪
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- ♪ Crush ♪ - [ Whistle blows ]
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-Alright, let's see it!
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-Hey!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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- You got it, you got it, - you got it!
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-Nice!
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-Chester, take the shot!
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[ Cheering ]
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[ Whistle blows ]
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- [ Playing in headphones] - ♪ Could never let me down ♪
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♪ I can fall in love
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with you all night ♪
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♪ And you would never
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let me down ♪
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♪ A crush
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is my favorite sound ♪
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♪ Crush ♪
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♪ I can just watch you dance
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all night ♪
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♪ And you would never
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let me down ♪
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♪ You could never let me down ♪
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♪ Crush ♪
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♪ I can fall in love with you
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all night ♪
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♪ And you would never
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let me down ♪
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♪ A crush
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is my favorite sound ♪
328
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[ Laughs ]
329
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I can't believe we got past!
330
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I've been wanting to see
331
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this one so bad!
332
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[ Laughing ]
333
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[ Siren wails in distance ]
334
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[ Jackhammering and horns
335
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[ honking in distance ]
336
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Yo.
337
00:10:03,667 --> 00:10:05,082
Yes!
338
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[ Laughs ]
339
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♪♪
340
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♪♪
341
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[ Electricity buzzing ]
342
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Ah-ooooo-oooooooo!
343
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♪♪
344
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♪ Push, press ♪
345
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♪ More, less ♪
346
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[ Tires screech, horn honks ]
347
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Fuck! Sorry.
348
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♪ What's your pleasure? ♪
349
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♪ Stop, go, fast, slow ♪
350
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♪ Here together ♪
351
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♪ What's your pleasure? ♪
352
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[ Indistinct talking ]
353
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,417
Hey, I'm Riley.
354
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Oh, nice to meet you.
355
00:11:19,167 --> 00:11:20,894
- Nathan's not here yet. - Alright.
356
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,498
Uh, there's stuff
357
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:24,042
Cool.
358
00:11:22,522 --> 00:11:24,125
to drink inside.
359
00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:25,561
That girl, the one wearing way
360
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too much pink... she's got weed.
361
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,415
She steals it from her parents,
362
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but she'll charge you...
363
00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,769
- while making low-key - homophobic jokes.
364
00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:33,795
- She thinks it's okay - 'cause she has two dads.
365
00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:35,227
Uh, well, maybe they're those
366
00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:36,667
self-hating gays.
367
00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,000
It's, like, a whole thing.
368
00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:39,167
I'm really glad you came.
369
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,917
Thank you.
370
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,500
Don't break Nathan's heart.
371
00:11:42,583 --> 00:11:43,998
Yeah, I feel like in general
372
00:11:44,022 --> 00:11:45,458
I don't want to mess with you.
373
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[ Laughter ]
374
00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:54,792
[ Indistinct talking ]
375
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:56,208
Let's fuck those turtles up!
376
00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:57,652
- [ Cellphone buzzing ] - Girl: Ah!
377
00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,583
Group: Ooooh!
378
00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:02,750
♪♪
379
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Hello?
380
00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,415
This is Sam,
381
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your guidance counselor.
382
00:12:06,917 --> 00:12:07,915
I got the picture
383
00:12:07,939 --> 00:12:08,958
you sent.
384
00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:10,811
Uh, shit.
385
00:12:10,835 --> 00:12:12,625
And you thought... what?
386
00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:13,810
I need to know
387
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:14,958
if you're okay.
388
00:12:15,042 --> 00:12:16,958
I was worried.
389
00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:18,394
Um, it's... it's...
390
00:12:18,418 --> 00:12:19,792
It's called rooftopping.
391
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,769
- It's just a thing - that people do.
392
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,769
- [ Chuckling ] - You can Google it.
393
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,602
- How did you get - my number?
394
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:27,394
I called your house.
395
00:12:27,418 --> 00:12:29,125
Your grandma gave it to me.
396
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,810
Look, I need to meet
397
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:34,458
with you Monday.
398
00:12:34,542 --> 00:12:36,000
Why?
399
00:12:36,083 --> 00:12:38,226
- Send a picture like that, - I'm doing something about it.
400
00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,583
I have to.
401
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:40,917
No, you don't.
402
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:43,125
I have to.
403
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:44,310
Okay, I love me
404
00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:45,458
a good savior complex,
405
00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:46,790
but you're really
406
00:12:46,814 --> 00:12:48,083
pushing it.
407
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,623
I know people who've tried
408
00:12:49,647 --> 00:12:51,125
to hurt themselves.
409
00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:54,727
I don't... I don't mess around
410
00:12:54,751 --> 00:12:56,667
with stuff like this.
411
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:58,083
Um...
412
00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:01,958
well, that's not me.
413
00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,292
I'm relieved to hear it,
414
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:04,644
but I'd still like to
415
00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:05,958
meet with you.
416
00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:11,477
You said, "This is what
417
00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:13,917
loneliness looks like."
418
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,998
Meaning
419
00:13:16,022 --> 00:13:18,042
it's fucking beautiful.
420
00:13:18,125 --> 00:13:19,875
Um...
421
00:13:19,958 --> 00:13:21,750
Yeah.
422
00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:29,000
I'll meet with you Monday.
423
00:13:29,083 --> 00:13:30,415
I appreciate you
424
00:13:30,439 --> 00:13:31,792
being honest.
425
00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:32,958
No one ever is.
426
00:13:33,042 --> 00:13:34,519
I'll always
427
00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:36,042
be honest with you.
428
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:37,644
You just might not
429
00:13:37,668 --> 00:13:39,208
always like it.
430
00:13:39,292 --> 00:13:41,667
Bye.
431
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,250
[ Cellphone squawking ]
432
00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,894
- Chingada! - Sorry.
433
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,208
That's okay.
434
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:47,477
Girl: Hey, are you even
435
00:13:47,501 --> 00:13:48,708
real right now?
436
00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:56,792
♪♪
437
00:13:57,375 --> 00:14:00,125
I wasn't invited.
438
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:07,833
♪♪
439
00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:09,875
♪ Everything won't go right ♪
440
00:14:09,958 --> 00:14:11,250
♪ But still I learn ♪
441
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,852
- ♪ Even though I'm here - on Earth ♪
442
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,727
- ♪ Heaven is the place - I'm worth ♪
443
00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:15,875
♪ I'll make it work ♪
444
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,060
- -Hi. - -Nathan?
445
00:14:17,167 --> 00:14:18,685
- -Sorry. - -Hey, how's it going?
446
00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:19,832
I'm having the worst night
447
00:14:19,856 --> 00:14:20,917
of my life.
448
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,792
Wait, are you crying?
449
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:24,081
No, I-I just got something
450
00:14:24,105 --> 00:14:25,333
in my eye.
451
00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:26,685
- Fuck. - It sucks.
452
00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,309
- Wait a minute, - I want to talk to you.
453
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,560
- -Can you take a picture of us? - -Seriously?
454
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,809
- I just said I was having - the worst night of my life.
455
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,769
This might be the worst night
456
00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:36,750
of your life.
457
00:14:36,833 --> 00:14:38,602
- Actually, no, - that might be
458
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:40,706
When your old youth pastor
459
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:42,750
messages you on Grindr.
460
00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,602
- Okay, we're ready. - [ Chuckles ]
461
00:14:44,708 --> 00:14:46,875
But... my point is,
462
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,269
for the most part,
463
00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:51,625
it only goes up, right?
464
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,623
And you should get a picture
465
00:14:53,647 --> 00:14:55,583
to remember
466
00:14:55,667 --> 00:14:57,123
that you'll never feel
467
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:58,625
that bad again.
468
00:14:58,708 --> 00:14:59,977
I'm not really
469
00:15:00,001 --> 00:15:01,292
following you.
470
00:15:01,375 --> 00:15:03,292
That's okay.
471
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,958
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
472
00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:15,042
♪♪
473
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,667
Girl: You ready?
474
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,792
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
475
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,583
[ Laughs ]
476
00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,125
What does it look like?
477
00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:55,333
[ Laughter ]
478
00:15:55,417 --> 00:15:56,500
[ Speaks Spanish ]
479
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:58,519
- ♪ I like boys - I like pecs ♪
480
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,519
- ♪ Like them arms - when they flex ♪
481
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,394
- ♪ Like that print - in them sweats ♪
482
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,643
- ♪ Tell them girls, - "Thank you, next" ♪
483
00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,083
See you guys later.
484
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,643
- ♪ I like when they text me - sexy pics of 'em ♪
485
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,519
- ♪ Like them abs - when there's six of 'em ♪
486
00:16:08,625 --> 00:16:10,208
♪ Tell them girls I'm sorry ♪
487
00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:12,123
♪ I like boys
488
00:16:12,147 --> 00:16:14,000
Mama, boys like me ♪
489
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:15,458
Um, hi.
490
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,186
Um, those portraits
491
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,875
you took of Lucía are amazing.
492
00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,144
You're so talented.
493
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:21,375
Oh, that's so sweet.
494
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,644
I barely had to do anything.
495
00:16:22,668 --> 00:16:23,875
Her eyes are gorgeous.
496
00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:26,000
I'm obsessed with her.
497
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:27,875
Here, I'll show you.
498
00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,498
This is the most amazing picture
499
00:16:34,522 --> 00:16:35,875
I've ever seen.
500
00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,333
[ Both laugh ]
501
00:16:37,417 --> 00:16:38,810
- Oh, shoot, - that's out of focus.
502
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:39,894
Oh, no,
503
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:40,917
Yeah.
504
00:16:39,918 --> 00:16:41,000
I didn't like that one.
505
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,352
- I'm sorry, I just... - No. Yeah.
506
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:43,519
It's...
507
00:16:43,543 --> 00:16:44,625
The focus is weird.
508
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:46,560
- Oh, yeah, you're right. - This one.
509
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:47,875
This is the amazing one.
510
00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,667
Yeah.
511
00:16:54,667 --> 00:16:55,875
Are you coming tonight?
512
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:57,292
Definitely.
513
00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,083
Cool.
514
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,415
Ana, can you help me
515
00:17:00,439 --> 00:17:01,708
with my makeup?
516
00:17:01,792 --> 00:17:02,936
What the fuck?
517
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,125
Yes.
518
00:17:04,208 --> 00:17:05,625
[ Laughs ]
519
00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,040
[ Radio playing Paulina Rubio's
520
00:17:07,064 --> 00:17:08,417
[ "Yo Yo Siga Aquí ]
521
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,144
♪ Pensaré si queda
522
00:17:10,168 --> 00:17:11,833
alguna manera ♪
523
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:13,644
♪ Pensaré si queda
524
00:17:13,668 --> 00:17:15,417
alguna manera ♪
525
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,519
♪ Pa' que te fijes en mí
526
00:17:17,543 --> 00:17:19,583
y entonces me quieras ♪
527
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,000
[ Gunfire ]
528
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,750
The guns.
529
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,268
- Tonight we're gonna have - a little kiki
530
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,667
About toxic masculinity.
531
00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:26,792
[ Speaks Spanish ]
532
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:28,708
[ Gunfire and screaming ]
533
00:17:28,792 --> 00:17:30,625
Go like this.
534
00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,167
Now go like that.
535
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,542
More.
536
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,417
[ Laughs ]
537
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,833
Not too much makeup, okay?
538
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:39,894
Do you tell a banker
539
00:17:39,918 --> 00:17:40,918
how to count money?
540
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,667
Shut the fuck up.
541
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:43,958
Who is she?
542
00:17:44,042 --> 00:17:45,458
Who?
543
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,352
- The girl I'm beating - your face for.
544
00:17:47,458 --> 00:17:48,769
Oh, uh,
545
00:17:48,793 --> 00:17:50,125
it's not for anyone.
546
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,331
It's just,
547
00:17:51,355 --> 00:17:52,500
you know, a party.
548
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:53,625
Bitch, please.
549
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:55,519
- I'm your aunt, - not your mother.
550
00:17:55,625 --> 00:17:57,250
I don't care.
551
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:59,643
- Am I supposed to tell you - to be home at a certain time?
552
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:00,667
- -No. - -11:00!
553
00:18:00,750 --> 00:18:01,748
I'm gonna
554
00:18:01,772 --> 00:18:02,792
fucking kill you.
555
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,333
How about 1:00?
556
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,583
Thank you.
557
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:09,375
You talk to her today?
558
00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,417
Who?
559
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:14,500
Tu mamá.
560
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:16,333
Uh-huh.
561
00:18:18,667 --> 00:18:19,833
It's too stressful.
562
00:18:19,917 --> 00:18:21,393
- I don't know what to say to her - on the phone.
563
00:18:21,417 --> 00:18:22,667
She just starts crying.
564
00:18:22,750 --> 00:18:24,123
What the fuck, Greta?
565
00:18:24,147 --> 00:18:25,542
No seas egoísta.
566
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:26,833
I am not selfish!
567
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,518
- I don't know what to say to her - on the phone.
568
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,042
Why are you yelling at me?
569
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,208
Put yourself in her shoes.
570
00:18:31,292 --> 00:18:32,667
Why do you care about her?
571
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:33,956
-She's your mother.
572
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,208
-She's a total bitch to you.
573
00:18:35,292 --> 00:18:36,707
You watching us
574
00:18:36,731 --> 00:18:38,167
while she's gone
575
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,625
is, like, her nightmare.
576
00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:43,000
Yeah, mine, too.
577
00:18:43,083 --> 00:18:44,833
[ Banging ]
578
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,458
[ Baby crying in distance ]
579
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:50,083
[ Dog barking ]
580
00:18:56,542 --> 00:18:58,708
[ Cellphone squawking ]
581
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:00,123
[ Party music playing
582
00:19:00,147 --> 00:19:01,500
[ in distance ]
583
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:03,102
- Chingada! - Sorry.
584
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,375
That's okay.
585
00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:05,934
- Girl: Wait, are you - even real right now?
586
00:19:05,958 --> 00:19:08,042
Hi! Oh, my God.
587
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:10,208
Your tits look so good.
588
00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:11,811
And, um, can we talk
589
00:19:11,835 --> 00:19:13,375
about that crop top?
590
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,269
- I hate it when hot guys - go queeny.
591
00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,750
Like, stay with me, baby.
592
00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:19,042
Be a man.
593
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,809
- Do your dads care - that you say shit like that?
594
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:21,852
Seriously,
595
00:19:21,876 --> 00:19:22,917
you're such a bigot.
596
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,500
How can I be a bigot?
597
00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,375
My parents are fags.
598
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:32,083
♪♪
599
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:34,917
Hey, there you are.
600
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,792
Wait, are you okay?
601
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,060
- Oh, my God. - [ Laughs ]
602
00:19:38,167 --> 00:19:39,727
- I'm so sorry. - [ Clattering ]
603
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,560
- Wait, one second. - D-Don't move, okay?
604
00:19:41,667 --> 00:19:42,833
I'll be right back.
605
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:44,292
Hi, hi, are you okay?
606
00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,644
- -I'm alright. - -I'm texting Chester right now.
607
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,684
- Don't worry about Naomi. - You don't need a twin.
608
00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:49,935
- You have me. - -I'm fine.
609
00:19:50,042 --> 00:19:52,060
- Nathan: I just got something - in my eye.
610
00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:54,625
Hi. Sorry.
611
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:56,250
Are you okay?
612
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:57,750
Chester: Nathan?
613
00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,417
Family drama.
614
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,123
Hey, how's it going?
615
00:20:01,147 --> 00:20:02,792
Oh. That sucks.
616
00:20:02,875 --> 00:20:05,750
Wait, are you crying?
617
00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:08,144
-My mom recently got, um...
618
00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:10,500
-Fuck.
619
00:20:10,583 --> 00:20:11,726
- Wait a minute. - I want to talk to you.
620
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:12,976
- Can you take - a picture of us?
621
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,625
Yeah, one second.
622
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:15,894
This might be the worst night
623
00:20:15,918 --> 00:20:17,125
of your life.
624
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,625
Are you sure you're okay?
625
00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:19,790
Actually, no,
626
00:20:19,814 --> 00:20:20,917
that might be
627
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,226
- when your old - youth pastor...
628
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:24,750
Yeah.
629
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,625
Okay, we're ready.
630
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:29,458
But my point is...
631
00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:33,082
♪ It's okay,
632
00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:34,792
it's okay ♪
633
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,333
You ready?
634
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:38,310
- [ Camera shutter clicks ] - [ Woman moans ]
635
00:20:38,417 --> 00:20:40,582
Man: Oh, yeah. You want pussy
636
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,792
and dick, don't you?
637
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:43,998
Woman: You like that
638
00:20:44,022 --> 00:20:45,167
double Happy Meal.
639
00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,790
You want to order a burger,
640
00:20:46,814 --> 00:20:48,375
a hot dog,
641
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,458
and all the soda!
642
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:51,561
[ Shudders ]
643
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:52,625
Man: Oh, fuck!
644
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:55,000
Ah! [ Shudders ]
645
00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:58,167
[ Moaning ]
646
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,726
- Man: Doggone it, Naomi, - that credit card's
647
00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:00,792
For emergencies only.
648
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,435
- Naomi: - It was an emergency, Dad!
649
00:21:02,542 --> 00:21:03,769
At bleepin' Nordstrom's?
650
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:05,042
[ Woman screaming ]
651
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:06,311
Yes, at bleepin' Nordstrom's,
652
00:21:06,335 --> 00:21:07,542
Dad!
653
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,394
- If you had a bleepin' - monthly visitor
654
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,977
- And you were wearing - white pants,
655
00:21:11,083 --> 00:21:12,206
You might have to go
656
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:13,375
to bleepin' Nordstrom's!
657
00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,102
- So yeah, it... - It was a bleep...
658
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:17,393
- Megan: I'm gonna be in school - today for a fundraising meeting,
659
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,540
So I can take you
660
00:21:18,564 --> 00:21:19,708
and your sister
661
00:21:19,792 --> 00:21:21,292
to church for the rehearsal.
662
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,601
- Please wear a collared shirt... - Makes you look taller.
663
00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:25,123
We have to leave right after
664
00:21:25,147 --> 00:21:26,667
school, so meet me out front.
665
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:28,000
What did I say?
666
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,226
- -Meet you out front. - -Were you talking to me?
667
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,519
- Right after school. - No.
668
00:21:30,625 --> 00:21:31,893
- Why are they - having a rehearsal
669
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:33,101
- When the wedding - is two weeks away?
670
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,708
Because we're organized,
671
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:37,226
- and because I have the mayor's - prayer breakfast to deal with,
672
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,915
And there are already
673
00:21:38,939 --> 00:21:40,625
1,500 RSVPs.
674
00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,833
Oh. [ Exhales ]
675
00:21:42,917 --> 00:21:44,375
Mm.
676
00:21:47,083 --> 00:21:48,102
Oh, no.
677
00:21:48,126 --> 00:21:49,167
Please, no.
678
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,102
- -What? - -Nothing.
679
00:21:51,208 --> 00:21:53,601
- Megan: I'm gonna be at school - today for a fundraising meeting,
680
00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:54,665
So I can take you
681
00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:55,750
and your brother
682
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:56,831
to the church
683
00:21:56,855 --> 00:21:57,875
for rehearsal, okay?
684
00:21:57,958 --> 00:21:59,226
- And please wear - the pleated skirt.
685
00:21:59,250 --> 00:22:00,602
It's so nice
686
00:22:00,626 --> 00:22:02,000
for your knees.
687
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:03,417
What's the purple dot for?
688
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:05,165
-Will you taste this, honey?
689
00:22:05,189 --> 00:22:06,875
-Um, eggs.
690
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:06,958
- Venmo me... - I can take you and your brother
691
00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,125
To the church
692
00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:10,583
for the rehearsal, okay?
693
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:11,832
So meet me out front, okay?
694
00:22:11,856 --> 00:22:13,042
What did I say?
695
00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:14,415
-[ Snorts ]
696
00:22:14,439 --> 00:22:15,750
-Wow.
697
00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:17,727
Will you put down your phones,
698
00:22:17,751 --> 00:22:19,667
please, and listen to me?
699
00:22:19,750 --> 00:22:21,394
It's very frustrating,
700
00:22:21,418 --> 00:22:23,083
you know,
701
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:24,477
that you insist on
702
00:22:24,501 --> 00:22:25,833
seeing me in this way.
703
00:22:25,917 --> 00:22:27,833
I am a loose person
704
00:22:27,917 --> 00:22:29,207
with a wide range
705
00:22:29,231 --> 00:22:30,542
of interests.
706
00:22:30,625 --> 00:22:32,040
I'm blessed with many,
707
00:22:32,064 --> 00:22:33,500
many friends.
708
00:22:33,583 --> 00:22:34,956
I-I do appreciate
709
00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:36,375
modern art.
710
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:37,456
I adore
711
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:38,500
the Spanish language.
712
00:22:38,583 --> 00:22:39,810
You know, I'm...
713
00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:41,083
I'm a fully formed person,
714
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,248
and yet you two...
715
00:22:42,272 --> 00:22:43,375
You insist on seeing me
716
00:22:43,458 --> 00:22:45,373
like this...
717
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:47,333
This stick figure,
718
00:22:47,417 --> 00:22:49,583
and it's very...
719
00:22:49,667 --> 00:22:52,750
it's frustrating.
720
00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,560
- We weren't even - talking about you.
721
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:57,250
Father: Nathan.
722
00:22:57,333 --> 00:22:58,706
If I ever start scheduling
723
00:22:58,730 --> 00:23:00,125
sex dates on a white board,
724
00:23:00,208 --> 00:23:02,102
- please just, like, - stab me repeatedly.
725
00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:03,394
Same. Also, why did
726
00:23:03,418 --> 00:23:04,625
they choose purple?
727
00:23:04,708 --> 00:23:05,958
I loved purple.
728
00:23:06,042 --> 00:23:07,351
- And now every time - I see purple,
729
00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:08,706
I think about
730
00:23:08,730 --> 00:23:10,083
Dad ramming Mom.
731
00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:12,250
Oh, look, there's Jack.
732
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:14,417
Could he be hotter?
733
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,768
- You can hang with us, - you know.
734
00:23:15,792 --> 00:23:17,227
- I don't wanna - third wheel.
735
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:18,956
Whatever. He knows we talk
736
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,625
about everything anyway.
737
00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:22,268
- I mean, I tell you more - than you tell me,
738
00:23:22,292 --> 00:23:24,018
- But that's just 'cause - you're not getting any.
739
00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:25,810
- Literally all you're getting - is hickeys.
740
00:23:25,917 --> 00:23:27,958
He wants me to blow him.
741
00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:29,227
But I don't know.
742
00:23:29,251 --> 00:23:30,458
Dicks are not cute.
743
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,750
Is he even circumcised?
744
00:23:31,833 --> 00:23:34,208
God, you're nasty.
745
00:23:34,292 --> 00:23:35,292
- Hi. - -Hey.
746
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:36,375
- -Hi. - -What's up, baby?
747
00:23:36,417 --> 00:23:38,269
- -Hi. - -How you doing?
748
00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:42,833
[ School bell rings ]
749
00:23:42,917 --> 00:23:44,000
♪ I like boys ♪
750
00:23:44,083 --> 00:23:45,917
Riley: Oh, shit.
751
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,840
- See, I don't find a crop top - on a guy sexy.
752
00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,248
No, I agree,
753
00:23:49,272 --> 00:23:50,625
but the ballsiness is...
754
00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,125
and the zero body fat.
755
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:53,727
Jesus, can you please invite him
756
00:23:53,751 --> 00:23:55,292
to your party tonight?
757
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:56,655
- No, I'm not gonna - invite him.
758
00:23:56,708 --> 00:24:00,125
I don't know him.
759
00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:01,750
Naomi hates me.
760
00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:02,810
She low-key
761
00:24:02,834 --> 00:24:03,834
hates everyone.
762
00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:05,684
- Also, she can't start dating - and then ignore me
763
00:24:05,708 --> 00:24:07,518
- And all of a sudden stop - watching "The Bachelor"
764
00:24:07,542 --> 00:24:09,167
With me in season 23
765
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:10,373
and then be jealous of me
766
00:24:10,397 --> 00:24:11,542
having friends.
767
00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:12,792
Greta: Um, hi.
768
00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:14,351
- Um, that Lucía picture - you took is amazing.
769
00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:15,500
You're so talented.
770
00:24:15,583 --> 00:24:16,708
Oh, thanks.
771
00:24:16,792 --> 00:24:18,125
Are you coming tonight?
772
00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,208
Definitely.
773
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:22,042
Cool.
774
00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,365
- Nathan: - What a fucking hero.
775
00:24:23,458 --> 00:24:25,352
- Riley, you need to - invite him.
776
00:24:25,458 --> 00:24:28,292
I'm not gonna invite him.
777
00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,167
What's this gonna say?
778
00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,542
[ School bell rings ]
779
00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:33,305
- You're reviewing - last night's homework,
780
00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:36,417
Numbers 4, 6, 7, and 8.
781
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:38,185
- I had trouble - with number 8.
782
00:24:38,292 --> 00:24:39,292
She's so annoying.
783
00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:40,958
Okay, let's talk about it.
784
00:24:41,042 --> 00:24:43,562
- Okay, "The ratio of boys to - girls in a physics class is 3:1.
785
00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,559
- If six students are absent - and the total class number
786
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:47,040
Is divisible by six,
787
00:24:47,064 --> 00:24:48,542
how many students are girls?"
788
00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,310
- What's the problem, - Delilah?
789
00:24:50,417 --> 00:24:51,750
The problem is
790
00:24:51,833 --> 00:24:53,185
we don't live in a world
791
00:24:53,209 --> 00:24:54,583
of just boys and girls.
792
00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:55,644
What about
793
00:24:55,668 --> 00:24:56,668
non-binary kids?
794
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,685
- Well, let's assume - that all the students
795
00:24:58,792 --> 00:25:00,790
In this fictitious class
796
00:25:00,814 --> 00:25:02,833
are straight.
797
00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:04,602
I think the word you meant
798
00:25:04,626 --> 00:25:06,333
to say is cisgender,
799
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:07,436
but anyways,
800
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:08,500
solving the problem,
801
00:25:08,583 --> 00:25:10,185
- there are apparently - 36 boys
802
00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:11,519
And apparently 12 girls
803
00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:12,792
in a physics class,
804
00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:14,498
which, when you think about it,
805
00:25:14,522 --> 00:25:16,167
is pretty anti-feminist.
806
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,665
And, like, what about
807
00:25:17,689 --> 00:25:19,125
the six absent kids?
808
00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:20,290
Is anyone else thinking
809
00:25:20,314 --> 00:25:21,417
they didn't show up
810
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:22,602
because they are
811
00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:23,750
non-binary
812
00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,352
- and felt sick - of getting bullied
813
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:26,915
By douchey
814
00:25:26,939 --> 00:25:28,417
cisgender kids?
815
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,269
Well, um,
816
00:25:30,293 --> 00:25:32,083
moving on to problem 9.
817
00:25:32,167 --> 00:25:33,457
Actually, I also had trouble
818
00:25:33,481 --> 00:25:34,792
with number 9.
819
00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:35,998
"Magic Mike"
820
00:25:36,022 --> 00:25:37,167
stage show over here.
821
00:25:37,250 --> 00:25:39,583
Girl: Ow!
822
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:40,769
- Arianna: - What is this?
823
00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,476
- Naomi: Bitch, they're hickeys. - Come on.
824
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,873
Oh, my God, I heard if
825
00:25:43,897 --> 00:25:45,292
the hickeys are long and skinny
826
00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:47,292
it means he's a sociopath.
827
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:48,894
But if they're round,
828
00:25:48,918 --> 00:25:50,458
he's a normal guy.
829
00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:51,727
They look kinda
830
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:52,958
long and skinny.
831
00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:54,083
Really?
832
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:55,290
Also, a New Zealand woman
833
00:25:55,314 --> 00:25:56,458
had a stroke
834
00:25:56,542 --> 00:25:57,810
- because of a hickey, - okay?
835
00:25:57,917 --> 00:25:59,394
- -You're joking. - -So be careful.
836
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,125
His mouth is lethal.
837
00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:02,769
- -What are you doing? - -It's funny.
838
00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:04,555
- No, it's not funny! - Give me your phone.
839
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:05,894
- -No. - -Give me your phone!
840
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,123
No!
841
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,292
such a douche?
842
00:26:07,147 --> 00:26:08,375
Why do you have to be
843
00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:10,958
Fuck you!
844
00:26:11,042 --> 00:26:12,769
- Fine, snitch on me - to Mom again.
845
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:13,917
I don't care!
846
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,727
Priest: Okay,
847
00:26:15,751 --> 00:26:17,500
how's everybody feeling?
848
00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:18,831
A little nervous?
849
00:26:18,855 --> 00:26:20,125
It's normal.
850
00:26:20,208 --> 00:26:21,831
Okay, so I'll make
851
00:26:21,855 --> 00:26:23,500
a brief intro,
852
00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,184
- then I'll say - a few words about you...
853
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,667
Nathan: Oh.
854
00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:28,268
- About how much your family - has meant to this church.
855
00:26:28,292 --> 00:26:29,498
Megan: Oh, please,
856
00:26:29,522 --> 00:26:30,750
no, no, no, no.
857
00:26:30,833 --> 00:26:32,331
No, you don't have to
858
00:26:32,355 --> 00:26:33,875
say anything.
859
00:26:33,958 --> 00:26:35,438
- I couldn't possibly - dominate this.
860
00:26:35,542 --> 00:26:36,833
It's not about me.
861
00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:38,727
- -You know... - -It's about Natalia.
862
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,417
This is Natalia's day.
863
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:41,727
I do need to say something,
864
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,000
No.
865
00:26:41,751 --> 00:26:43,083
Megan and Mark.
866
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:44,185
My goodness,
867
00:26:44,209 --> 00:26:45,333
what you have done for us...
868
00:26:45,417 --> 00:26:46,852
No, really, please, it's not...
869
00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:48,333
It's... we do what we can.
870
00:26:48,417 --> 00:26:50,102
Okay, so I'll be reading
871
00:26:50,126 --> 00:26:51,833
from 1 Corinthians.
872
00:26:51,917 --> 00:26:53,519
"Love is patient,
873
00:26:53,543 --> 00:26:55,167
love is kind.
874
00:26:55,250 --> 00:26:56,623
It does not envy,
875
00:26:56,647 --> 00:26:58,042
it does not boast,
876
00:26:58,125 --> 00:27:00,167
it is not proud.
877
00:27:00,250 --> 00:27:02,144
It is not rude,
878
00:27:02,168 --> 00:27:04,083
it is not self-seeking,
879
00:27:04,167 --> 00:27:06,373
it is not easily angered,
880
00:27:06,397 --> 00:27:08,625
it keeps no record of wrongs.
881
00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:11,602
Love does not delight in evil
882
00:27:11,626 --> 00:27:14,542
but rejoices with the truth.
883
00:27:14,625 --> 00:27:15,936
It always protects,
884
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:17,292
always trusts,
885
00:27:17,375 --> 00:27:18,977
always hopes,
886
00:27:19,001 --> 00:27:20,625
always perseveres."
887
00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:22,143
- Can you please just keep it - a secret?
888
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:23,477
- You just said - you're not gay.
889
00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:24,625
I'm not!
890
00:27:24,708 --> 00:27:26,185
- Why would you even - record that?
891
00:27:26,292 --> 00:27:28,052
- For the same reason - you took the picture.
892
00:27:28,125 --> 00:27:29,102
-It was a joke!
893
00:27:29,126 --> 00:27:30,126
-Me too!
894
00:27:30,208 --> 00:27:31,352
How was I supposed to know
895
00:27:31,376 --> 00:27:32,542
I was recording gay porn?
896
00:27:32,625 --> 00:27:33,917
It's not gay.
897
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,998
A guy sending a guy
898
00:27:35,022 --> 00:27:36,042
dick pics?
899
00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:37,436
What could be gayer
900
00:27:37,460 --> 00:27:38,792
than that?
901
00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:40,208
Why wouldn't you tell me?
902
00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:41,394
There's nothing to tell.
903
00:27:41,418 --> 00:27:42,542
I tell you everything.
904
00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:44,184
- I told you I might even - touch a dick.
905
00:27:44,208 --> 00:27:46,519
Okay, well, maybe touching
906
00:27:46,543 --> 00:27:48,875
a dick is very different.
907
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,292
Oh, my God.
908
00:27:50,375 --> 00:27:51,665
If you want to do secrets
909
00:27:51,689 --> 00:27:53,000
and shit, fine, we'll do it.
910
00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:54,727
- I just... - I thought we were...
911
00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:56,333
What?
912
00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:58,061
I don't know, like,
913
00:27:58,085 --> 00:27:59,750
not like that.
914
00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:01,498
But if you show anyone
915
00:28:01,522 --> 00:28:03,208
that picture,
916
00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:04,915
I will project this video
917
00:28:04,939 --> 00:28:06,583
on top of the fucking school.
918
00:28:08,542 --> 00:28:11,500
[ Party music playing ]
919
00:28:11,583 --> 00:28:12,743
[ Tires screech, horn honks ]
920
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,333
Fuck! Sorry.
921
00:28:14,417 --> 00:28:19,083
♪♪
922
00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:20,500
♪ Here together ♪
923
00:28:20,583 --> 00:28:21,915
Oh, hey.
924
00:28:21,939 --> 00:28:23,292
I totally crashed.
925
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,708
♪ Here together ♪
926
00:28:29,792 --> 00:28:31,583
♪ What's your pleasure ♪
927
00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:35,000
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
928
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:39,208
♪ Ooh-ooh ♪
929
00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:43,083
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
930
00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:47,250
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
931
00:28:47,333 --> 00:28:48,792
Let's fuck those turtles up!
932
00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,894
♪ Look so pretty
933
00:28:50,918 --> 00:28:52,958
dancing sideways ♪
934
00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:54,769
Hey, Jack, can I, um,
935
00:28:54,793 --> 00:28:56,542
talk to you for a minute?
936
00:28:56,625 --> 00:28:57,792
Yeah.
937
00:28:57,875 --> 00:28:59,311
♪ Spin me 'round
938
00:28:59,335 --> 00:29:00,792
so I'm unwinding ♪
939
00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:05,417
♪ Can you tell it's real? ♪
940
00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,977
♪ I know the way
941
00:29:08,001 --> 00:29:10,500
to make you happy ♪
942
00:29:23,167 --> 00:29:26,208
This is, um...
943
00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:31,917
Do you feel shitty?
944
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,081
'Cause I feel shitty,
945
00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,208
and Naomi saw the chat...
946
00:29:34,292 --> 00:29:36,083
She's not gonna find out.
947
00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:38,144
- And it's not like it means - anything, right?
948
00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:39,519
- It's just... - Just a hookup?
949
00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,500
Yeah.
950
00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:44,042
[ Both breathing heavily ]
951
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:54,185
- Mm, mm. - Sorry.
952
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,208
It's okay.
953
00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:04,417
Do you want to?
954
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,583
I don't know, um...
955
00:30:08,958 --> 00:30:11,417
[ Breathing heavily ]
956
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:18,875
[ Grunts ]
957
00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:20,165
Oh, dude, you just came
958
00:30:20,189 --> 00:30:21,417
in my fucking eye!
959
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,042
Oh!
960
00:30:23,125 --> 00:30:24,519
- Riley: - Wait, one second, okay?
961
00:30:24,625 --> 00:30:25,935
- Hold on. - I'll be right back.
962
00:30:26,042 --> 00:30:27,019
Hey. Are you okay?
963
00:30:27,043 --> 00:30:28,043
I'm fine.
964
00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:30,019
- Okay, I'm texting - Chester right now.
965
00:30:30,125 --> 00:30:31,248
You gotta talk to him
966
00:30:31,272 --> 00:30:32,417
before he leaves.
967
00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:33,498
Hey, don't worry
968
00:30:33,522 --> 00:30:34,542
about Naomi.
969
00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:35,893
- You don't need a twin. - You have me.
970
00:30:35,917 --> 00:30:37,810
- I'm fine, - I just need some water.
971
00:30:37,917 --> 00:30:42,917
♪♪
972
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,917
♪♪
973
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,977
-Hi.
974
00:30:49,001 --> 00:30:50,001
-Nathan?
975
00:30:50,083 --> 00:30:52,250
Hey, how's it going?
976
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,625
Wait, are you crying?
977
00:30:54,708 --> 00:30:56,102
No, I'm having the worst night
978
00:30:56,126 --> 00:30:57,542
of my fucking life.
979
00:30:57,625 --> 00:30:58,852
- Fuck! - Riley: That sucks.
980
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,226
- Wait a minute, - I want to talk to you.
981
00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:01,476
- Hey, can you take - a picture of us?
982
00:31:01,500 --> 00:31:02,894
- -Yeah, one second. - -Seriously?
983
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,518
- I just said I was having - the worst night of my life.
984
00:31:04,542 --> 00:31:06,434
- You might be having - the worst night of your life.
985
00:31:06,458 --> 00:31:07,519
Actually, no,
986
00:31:07,543 --> 00:31:08,625
that might be
987
00:31:08,708 --> 00:31:10,623
when your old youth pastor
988
00:31:10,647 --> 00:31:12,583
messages you on Grindr.
989
00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:14,083
But my point is...
990
00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:16,811
♪ Been living on a prayer
991
00:31:16,835 --> 00:31:19,500
all along ♪
992
00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:21,208
♪ I can't erase my life ♪
993
00:31:21,292 --> 00:31:22,792
♪ Everything won't go right ♪
994
00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:24,292
♪ But still I learn ♪
995
00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:26,102
- ♪ Even though I'm here - on Earth ♪
996
00:31:26,208 --> 00:31:27,935
- ♪ Heaven is the place - I'm worth ♪
997
00:31:28,042 --> 00:31:29,500
♪ I'll make it work ♪
998
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:31,208
♪ I wanna change, my lover ♪
999
00:31:31,292 --> 00:31:32,917
♪ Even in the days I suffer ♪
1000
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,250
♪ I can't get worse ♪
1001
00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:35,623
that you'll never feel
1002
00:31:35,647 --> 00:31:36,958
this bad again.
1003
00:31:37,042 --> 00:31:38,227
I'm not really
1004
00:31:38,251 --> 00:31:39,458
following you.
1005
00:31:39,542 --> 00:31:42,125
It's okay.
1006
00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:43,394
But will you remind me
1007
00:31:43,418 --> 00:31:44,625
tomorrow?
1008
00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:46,248
It sounds like something
1009
00:31:46,272 --> 00:31:47,833
I really want to remember.
1010
00:31:47,917 --> 00:31:50,625
♪ It's all good, it's okay ♪
1011
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:52,625
♪ Everything is going my way ♪
1012
00:31:52,708 --> 00:31:54,250
♪ And when it's over ♪
1013
00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:56,125
Riley: You ready?
1014
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,269
♪ And make it to
1015
00:31:57,293 --> 00:31:58,375
a brand new day ♪
1016
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,250
♪ And then she'll say ♪
1017
00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:14,833
[ Sheets rustling ]
1018
00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:16,686
How badly did I embarrass myself
1019
00:32:16,710 --> 00:32:18,500
in front of Chester?
1020
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:19,894
You were fine.
1021
00:32:19,918 --> 00:32:21,250
He liked you.
1022
00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:22,542
But?
1023
00:32:22,625 --> 00:32:24,917
But nothing.
1024
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,875
But what?
1025
00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:28,810
- He said you were - really sweet.
1026
00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:35,061
Did you actually tell Naomi
1027
00:32:35,085 --> 00:32:36,250
you're bi?
1028
00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:40,083
No.
1029
00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:43,519
I can't believe
1030
00:32:43,543 --> 00:32:44,917
I hooked up with Jack.
1031
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,167
It's okay.
1032
00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:48,042
It's really not.
1033
00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:50,125
- If I had a sister, - I would literally do nothing
1034
00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:51,833
But fuck her boyfriends.
1035
00:32:51,917 --> 00:32:53,917
[ Laughs ] Yeah?
1036
00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,083
Yeah.
1037
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,748
Did you have fun
1038
00:33:00,772 --> 00:33:02,292
at your party?
1039
00:33:02,375 --> 00:33:04,542
Not in a life-altering way.
1040
00:33:04,625 --> 00:33:05,790
But yeah,
1041
00:33:05,814 --> 00:33:07,000
it was fun.
1042
00:33:08,792 --> 00:33:10,498
You should go
1043
00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,250
back to bed.
1044
00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:13,498
Will you sleep
1045
00:33:13,522 --> 00:33:14,708
next to me?
1046
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:16,542
Sure.
1047
00:33:16,625 --> 00:33:18,417
In a bit.
1048
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,436
[ Renforshort's "I Drive Me Mad"
1049
00:33:30,460 --> 00:33:31,917
[ plays ]
1050
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:39,417
♪♪
1051
00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,125
♪ I can't quite help it ♪
1052
00:33:42,208 --> 00:33:44,458
♪ It's overwhelming ♪
1053
00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:47,123
♪ Sometimes I wanna stick
1054
00:33:47,147 --> 00:33:49,750
a cigarette in my ♪
1055
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:52,333
♪ Eyes closed, not sleeping ♪
1056
00:33:52,417 --> 00:33:54,750
♪ It's just hard being human ♪
1057
00:33:54,833 --> 00:33:57,248
♪ Some days I wake up
1058
00:33:57,272 --> 00:33:59,708
and I feel like I just wanna ♪
1059
00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:01,750
♪ Dye my hair neon green ♪
1060
00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:04,375
♪ So I can forget I'm me ♪
1061
00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:07,644
♪ Don't wanna think about
1062
00:34:07,668 --> 00:34:10,875
drinking a glass of gasoline ♪
1063
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:15,000
♪ I'm hyperventilating, pacing ♪
1064
00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:17,333
♪ I'm losing my patience ♪
1065
00:34:17,417 --> 00:34:19,415
♪ Feeling bad about shit
1066
00:34:19,439 --> 00:34:21,458
I didn't do ♪
1067
00:34:21,542 --> 00:34:24,458
♪ So dramatic, panicked, ♪
1068
00:34:24,542 --> 00:34:26,625
♪ I got pre-traumatic ♪
1069
00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:27,706
♪ Stress 'cause
1070
00:34:27,730 --> 00:34:28,750
nothing happened yet ♪
1071
00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:30,542
♪ But it did in my head ♪
1072
00:34:30,625 --> 00:34:32,583
♪ I drive me mad ♪
1073
00:34:32,667 --> 00:34:35,125
♪ I drive me absolutely crazy ♪
1074
00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:36,792
♪ I feel bad ♪
1075
00:34:36,875 --> 00:34:38,561
♪ For you 'cause I'm so
1076
00:34:38,585 --> 00:34:40,292
fucking paranoid and sad ♪
1077
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:42,061
♪ All the time, you could
1078
00:34:42,085 --> 00:34:43,792
blame it on my mind ♪
1079
00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:45,625
♪ And now I'm mad ♪
1080
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,167
♪ I drive me mad ♪
1081
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:49,792
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
1082
00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:57,333
♪♪
1083
00:34:57,417 --> 00:35:01,167
♪ Ah, ah-ah-ah ♪
1084
00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:03,875
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
1085
00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:07,625
♪ I feel bad for you ♪
1086
00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:09,833
♪ You-ooh-ooh ♪
1087
00:35:09,917 --> 00:35:11,833
♪ You-ooh-ooh ♪
1088
00:35:11,917 --> 00:35:14,123
♪ 'Cause I drive me mad, too ♪
1089
00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:16,375
♪ I drive me mad ♪
1090
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:18,542
♪ You-ooh-ooh ♪
1091
00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:20,625
♪ You-ooh-ooh ♪
1092
00:35:20,708 --> 00:35:22,665
♪ 'Cause I drive me mad, too ♪
1093
00:35:22,689 --> 00:35:24,667
♪ I drive me mad ♪
1094
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,956
♪ I drive me absolutely crazy,
1095
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:29,208
I feel bad ♪
1096
00:35:29,292 --> 00:35:30,977
♪ For you 'cause I'm so
1097
00:35:31,001 --> 00:35:32,708
fucking paranoid and sad ♪
1098
00:35:32,792 --> 00:35:34,415
♪ All the time, you could
1099
00:35:34,439 --> 00:35:36,083
blame it on my mind ♪
1100
00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:38,042
♪ Now I'm mad ♪
1101
00:35:38,125 --> 00:35:40,333
♪ I drive me mad ♪
1102
00:35:40,417 --> 00:35:42,625
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪
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